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  • Jan 18, 2008, 08:48 AM
    bananaman
    What am I
    I have streets but no pavements
    I have cities but no buildings
    I have forests but no trees
    I have rivers yet no water

    What am I
  • Jan 18, 2008, 08:49 AM
    NeedKarma
    A riddle.
  • Jan 18, 2008, 08:53 AM
    bananaman
    I know it's a riddle. Can you solve it??
  • Jan 18, 2008, 08:57 AM
    NeedKarma
    I know. I found the answer in 5 seconds by Googling. Have you tried that?
  • Jan 18, 2008, 09:04 AM
    giani513
    A map
  • Jan 18, 2008, 09:13 AM
    bananaman
    Good one would never have thought of that you legend thanks a mill
  • Jan 18, 2008, 09:17 AM
    mafiaangel180
    A map
  • Jan 19, 2008, 08:52 PM
    raggablue
    I once met a man on his way to st ives
    Who told me that he had seventeen wives
    And each of his wives had seventeen sons
    And each of those sons had seventeen brides
    How many people were going to st ives?
  • Jan 20, 2008, 12:07 AM
    giani513
    Um... Die Hard with a Vengeance!!

    One... just the man was going to St. Ives
  • Jan 20, 2008, 12:10 AM
    giani513
    You're in a room, and you have only one match. In the room is a candle, a gas stove, and a gas heater. Which item do you light first?
  • Jan 20, 2008, 12:18 AM
    Capuchin
    The match... lol
  • Feb 4, 2008, 03:46 PM
    geminigal
    Light the match, then the candle
  • Feb 4, 2008, 04:44 PM
    raggablue
    New one.
    3 men in a boat after being shipwrecked
    They have nothing
    No clothes
    No possesions
    Just two cigaretts.

    All three men want to smoke the cigarettes, what do they do?.
  • Feb 4, 2008, 05:06 PM
    Capuchin
    Sail home? They can't light the cigarettes anyway..?
  • Feb 4, 2008, 05:48 PM
    raggablue
    Nope ha ha, they have no way to get to dry land, they're going to die.
    So what do they do?
  • Feb 4, 2008, 06:56 PM
    ineedhelpfast
    I don't but here's one.
    What would you do if you were locked inside a car and all you had was a bat . How would you get out?
  • Feb 4, 2008, 06:57 PM
    raggablue
    What kind of bat?
  • Feb 4, 2008, 07:16 PM
    ineedhelpfast
    Baseball bat sorry
  • Feb 4, 2008, 10:24 PM
    giani513
    Well... you could use the bat to smash a window, but that would cause damage to the car... I guess I'd prefer to just unlock the door since I'm inside the car, and let myself out.
  • Feb 4, 2008, 10:26 PM
    ineedhelpfast
    Yep your pretty smart
  • Feb 4, 2008, 10:27 PM
    ineedhelpfast
    How about this one, imagine your in a car travelling over a hundred miles an hour. Your heading toward a cliff and your brakes go out what do you do?
  • Feb 4, 2008, 11:30 PM
    giani513
    Lol... I'd stop imagining
  • Feb 4, 2008, 11:33 PM
    ineedhelpfast
    Wow not your average bear
  • Feb 10, 2008, 04:42 AM
    clafairey
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by raggablue
    nope ha ha, they have no way to get to dry land, they're gonna die.
    so what do they do?


    What do they do then?
  • Feb 10, 2008, 05:32 AM
    rpg219
    I want to know the answer too!! :)
  • Feb 22, 2008, 06:48 PM
    in a state
    Do they have any matches?
  • Feb 22, 2008, 07:22 PM
    raggablue
    They throw one of the smokes overboard




    ... thus...


    Their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter
  • Feb 22, 2008, 07:33 PM
    Capuchin
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by raggablue
    they throw one of the smokes overboard




    ...thus...


    their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter

    And then they all die? That's not very satisfactory, I'd keep the boat as a boat. And strictly the boat is still the same weight so...
  • Feb 22, 2008, 07:46 PM
    raggablue
    It doesn't transform dufus, it's a play on words.
  • Feb 23, 2008, 03:13 AM
    rpg219
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by raggablue
    they throw one of the smokes overboard




    ...thus...


    their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter


    Ha ha... okay.. you got me on that one... I was thinking they had no boat, but went back and re-read... duh
  • Feb 23, 2008, 04:47 AM
    clafairey
    I don't understand this one:

    New one.
    3 men in a boat after being shipwrecked
    They have nothing
    No clothes
    No possesions
    Just two cigaretts.

    They throw one of the smokes overboard




    ... thus...


    Their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter


    I am a little dim.lol
  • Feb 23, 2008, 05:24 AM
    rpg219
    A cig lighter... get it... a lighter to light their cig... it is a play on words... like the boat got lighter in weight... but it means "one cigarette lighter" literally... get it now? They can light the cigarette... yes, it was corny... but we love corny!

    Hahahahaha
  • Feb 23, 2008, 05:25 AM
    clafairey
    Haha oh aye now I feel stupid.lol Thanks for that!lol And yes, very corny!!
  • Feb 26, 2008, 09:48 AM
    kirplett
    Duh! The match!
  • Mar 20, 2008, 08:19 AM
    kitty94
    The match
  • Mar 25, 2008, 07:09 AM
    chelocs14
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by raggablue
    i once met a man on his way to st ives
    who told me that he had seventeen wives
    and each of his wives had seventeen sons
    and each of those sons had seventeen brides
    how many people were going to st ives?

    One person went to st ives
  • Mar 25, 2008, 07:22 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    I am white and hard. Animals and humans use these everyday. What am I?
  • Mar 25, 2008, 07:27 AM
    NeedKarma
    Bones?
  • Mar 25, 2008, 07:32 AM
    mafiaangel180
    My ex boyfriend?
  • Mar 25, 2008, 07:36 AM
    bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE
    mafiaangel180, animals use your ex everyday? Lol :)

    No not bones...

    ... but it could be. Makes sense.

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