I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -- Wendy Liebman

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth to. -- Erma Bombeck

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinem

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" -- Linda Ellerbee

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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. -- Wendy Liebman

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth to. -- Erma Bombeck

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country." -- Elayne Boosler

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career." -- Gloria Steinem

If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?" -- Linda Ellerbee

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"The Journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fanbelt and one leaky tire"... Author Unknown

"Don't follow in my footsteps; I walk into walls"
... Just Kidding!
But seriously, I learned that the hard way...

If you plan for the worst, everything that happens is gravy. - Will Rogers

Life is pain, highness, anyone who says different is selling something - The Dread Pirate Roberts.

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If you plan for the worst, everything that happens is gravy. - Will Rogers

Life is pain, highness, anyone who says different is selling something - The Dread Pirate Roberts.

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We never know the pain of loss until we lose someone. We never know the feeling of joy until we love someone more than we love ourselves. We never experience the feeling of accomplishment until we fail and pick ourself up and try until we succeed. Remember there has to be rain and storms, before there is is a rainbow!. kk:)

We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us to disregard them.

Cato The Elder

No man is an Island..

"The best way to get things done is to not mind who gets the credit for doing them"


"One who asks the questions is a fool for 5 minutes , one who does not ask a question is a fool for life"

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"The best way to get things done is to not mind who gets the credit for doing them"


"One who asks the questions is a fool for 5 minutes , one who does not ask a question is a fool for life"

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"Live your life ,be honest and humble and have strength. Never do anything you will be ashamed to tell your children"... My Daddy:)

An expert knows all the answers - if you ask the right questions. - Anonymous

"We do not inherit the earth from our ancestors, we borrow it from our children."

~~~ANCIENT INDIAN PROVERB

Inheritance, Rebbie?

Insanity is hereditary - you get it from your kids. -- Erma Bombeck

If life is like a bowl of cherries, why am I always in the pits?. Erma Bombeck

A friend is someone who sees you as you wish you were and likes you as you really are...

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A friend is someone who sees you as you wish you were and likes you as you really are....

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Friends help you move. Good friends help you move bodies.

"When all else fails, blame it on somebody else"... Just Kidding

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"When all else fails, blame it on somebody else"....Just Kidding

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I... must... not...

(call that Rahm Emanuel's philosophy)

Must... not...

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I ... must ... not ...

(call that Rahm Emanuel's philosophy)

must ... not ...

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Go ahead. I'll have to Google Rahm Emanuel. Is he a guru?:eek:

My new favorite quote, written by hubby.

Just because you walked by a pub, doesn't mean you passed the bar. :)

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My new favorite quote, written by hubby.

Just because you walked by a pub, doesn't mean you passed the bar. :)

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Love it! :D