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  • Nov 13, 2008, 08:50 AM
    startover22
    The attitude behind your words is as important as the words themselves;) Oh yes, so true!
  • Nov 16, 2008, 06:57 PM
    friend4u178

    'Two things are infinite: The Universe and Human Stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.'

    - Albert Einstein
  • Nov 18, 2008, 10:37 PM
    spyderglass

    Had to spread the rep FlyB, good one.:)
  • Nov 19, 2008, 07:42 AM
    HistorianChick

    I'm loving this Christmas song this year. :)

    Merry Christmas, Here's to Many more.
    By: Reliant K


    I made it through the year and I did not even collapse
    Got to say, "Thank God, for that"
    I'm torn between what keeps me whole and what tears me in half
    I'll fall apart or stay intact

    With tired eyes I stumble back to bed
    I need to realize my sorry life's not hanging by a thread
    At least not yet

    So look at me now
    Its finally Christmas and I'm home
    Head indoors, to get out of this weather
    And I don't know how
    But the closest friends I've ever known are all inside
    Singing together
    Singing merry Christmas, here's to many more

    It always hurt to be all by myself this time of year
    A cold and lonely Christmas eve
    And living out my days alone
    Well that had been my deepest fear
    But you promised you won't leave

    I look towards the east and see a star
    Jesus Christ, it's blessed my life to know just who you are
    You are my hope

    So look at me now
    Its finally Christmas and I'm home
    Head indoors, to get out of this weather
    And I don't know how
    But the closest friends I've ever known are all inside
    Singing together
    Singing merry Christmas, here's to many more

    Deck the halls with mistletoe
    May all your heavy burdens go
    Up the chimney in a cloud of smoke
    The fire's burning bright
    Strike up the band and play the tune
    Cause Christmas will be here and soon
    You'll hear our song in every room
    This merry Christmas night
    Let It Snow, Baby... Let It Reindeer - Relient K ::: BREATHEcast.com ::: Christian Artist Database, Bios, News, Albums, Concert Dates.
  • Nov 19, 2008, 05:04 PM
    jrebel7

    Beautiful HC!! Just beautiful. I also really enjoy the Kubler-Ross Quote in you sig. : )
  • Nov 20, 2008, 05:16 AM
    KBC

    Lets concentrate on the solution,not the problem.(Terry Goodkind)
  • Nov 20, 2008, 10:58 AM
    Alty

    I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world.
    This makes it hard to plan the day. ~Elwyn Brooks White
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    Life is simple, its just not easy. ~Author Unknown
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    I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it. ~Jack Handey
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    Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee,
    And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
    ~Robert Frost, "Cluster of Faith," 1962
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    My life has a superb cast but I can't figure out the plot. ~Ashleigh Brilliant
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  • Nov 23, 2008, 03:55 PM
    friend4u178

    "Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first, the lesson afterwards."
  • Nov 24, 2008, 09:29 AM
    CaptainRich

    "Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever." - Napoleon Bonaparte

    Some don't recognize when they're living in their fifteen minutes. Other's think it hasn't run out yet. - Me
  • Nov 25, 2008, 10:03 PM
    friend4u178

    “Everyone has a right to be stupid; some people just abuse the privilege.”


    “He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down”
  • Nov 25, 2008, 10:34 PM
    friend4u178

    Comments on this post
    Altenweg agrees: Are you in a stupid mood M? ;)


    LOL... you could be right Alty :)

    Here's another...

    “I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid”
  • Nov 25, 2008, 10:38 PM
    jrebel7
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    “Everyone has a right to be stupid; some people just abuse the privilege.”


    “He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down”

    Are these originals Angel?? Love them! I think I qualify nicely on that second one, well, except I am a she and not a he.. :p
  • Nov 25, 2008, 10:47 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jrebel7 View Post
    Are these originals Angel???

    YES they are originals Rebby... just not by me LOL :D
  • Nov 25, 2008, 10:51 PM
    Alty
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    YES they are originals Rebby..............just not by me LOL :D

    LMAO, typical M. :)
  • Nov 25, 2008, 10:57 PM
    jrebel7

    Angel, I think yoou are in rare form tonight, don't you Alty?? LOL
  • Nov 25, 2008, 10:57 PM
    Alty

    And here are some quotes that are just plain stupid.

    "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff,"--Mariah Carey

    "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

    "That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jacka$$, and I'm just the one to do it,"--A congressional candidate in Texas.

    "Half this game is ninety percent mental."--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

    "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery

    "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

    "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."--Al Gore, former Vice President

    "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."--Al Gore, former VP

    Yup, I feel smarter now. :)
  • Nov 25, 2008, 11:09 PM
    Alty

    Quote:

    friend4u178 agrees: What are you incinerating Alty ;)
    Nothing dear M, do you need something incinerated? ;)
  • Nov 25, 2008, 11:14 PM
    Alty

    More stupid quotes. You know you love em. ;)

    "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."

    As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.

    Helpful Warnings: "CAUTION: Knife is very sharp. Keep out of children"

    "A verbal contract is not worth the paper it's written on."

    Really, I'm feeling brilliant now. :)
  • Nov 25, 2008, 11:30 PM
    xxariesxx
    Speaking of stupid quotes/signs...

    I drive across South Dakota to go back home and see my parents. It's mostly a lot of grass, grass, cows and grass. There's this one billboard on the side of the interstate I always laugh at. It's old, cracked, paint peeling, with a picture of a tow truck and the words:

    "Toe Service"

    I always wonder if they noticed this? Or maybe didn't care...
  • Nov 25, 2008, 11:56 PM
    Alty
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    Okay Aries, now I have to post these;

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