Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. ~Doug Larson
Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. ~Author Unknown
In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired. ~Author Unknown
Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you! ~Tommy Smothers
Diseases of the soul are more dangerous and more numerous than those of the body. ~Cicero
See a theme? I'm still sick. ;)