How about this one, imagine your in a car travelling over a hundred miles an hour. Your heading toward a cliff and your brakes go out what do you do?

Lol... I'd stop imagining

Wow not your average bear

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nope ha ha, they have no way to get to dry land, they're gonna die.
so what do they do?

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What do they do then?

I want to know the answer too!! :)

Do they have any matches?

They throw one of the smokes overboard




... thus...


Their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter

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Originally Posted by raggablue

they throw one of the smokes overboard




...thus...


their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter

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And then they all die? That's not very satisfactory, I'd keep the boat as a boat. And strictly the boat is still the same weight so...

It doesn't transform dufus, it's a play on words.

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Originally Posted by raggablue

they throw one of the smokes overboard




...thus...


their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter

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Ha ha... okay.. you got me on that one... I was thinking they had no boat, but went back and re-read... duh

I don't understand this one:

New one.
3 men in a boat after being shipwrecked
They have nothing
No clothes
No possesions
Just two cigaretts.

They throw one of the smokes overboard




... thus...


Their boat becomes one ciggarett lighter


I am a little dim.lol

A cig lighter... get it... a lighter to light their cig... it is a play on words... like the boat got lighter in weight... but it means "one cigarette lighter" literally... get it now? They can light the cigarette... yes, it was corny... but we love corny!

Hahahahaha

Haha oh aye now I feel stupid.lol Thanks for that!lol And yes, very corny!!

Duh! The match!

The match

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Originally Posted by raggablue

i once met a man on his way to st ives
who told me that he had seventeen wives
and each of his wives had seventeen sons
and each of those sons had seventeen brides
how many people were going to st ives?

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One person went to st ives

I am white and hard. Animals and humans use these everyday. What am I?

Bones?

My ex boyfriend?

mafiaangel180, animals use your ex everyday? Lol :)

No not bones...

... but it could be. Makes sense.