Since the castle is in a shocking state of disrepair I thought we would stage a coup and take over the local circus.

Jobs of course in the great tradition of the circus need to be taken on board.

We need a strong man,Trapeze artists (in skimpy costumes):p we need magic tricks,lion tamers,clowns,popcorn sellers,ticket sellers and of course we need a ringmaster with the whip!

Too keep control of the crew and as our queen the job of ringmaster goes to alty...

I bags popcorn girl... the rest is up for grabs!

First!

Second :)

Do I still get a sticker?

Phew, my very first time I'm first :p

And a strange thing happened... my post didn't show up! I thought it was a bug and it never posted. Phew... :o

Welcome boys.

What's it to be?

Popcorn?

Hotdogs?

Beer?

Take a seat or a job and wait for the show.

welcome boys.

whats it to be?

popcorn?

hotdogs?

beer?

take a seat or a job and wait for the show.

Ill have a beer please red, good thing I got here early I got a good seat near the front :)

Popcorn for me :)

Thanks!

Ohhh I have always wanted to run away and join the circus! I'll take what ever job you have available. Thinking the lion tamer?

And since your offering out drinks, I'll take a beer with a vodka chaser please :D no better way to start my Sunday!

Popcorn,beer...

This costume is causing a few problems already...

I'm having serious underwear issues,I've got popcorn all down my front.

I hear the lions... we need a tamer..

Edit: we have a winner.

Bella you're the lion tamer... oh my.

I'm here! I'm here!

Can we have elephants too? Pretty please. :)

Oh, and a dog act. You can use my dogs.

Oh, and a bunny act, you can use my bunnies.

Oh, and a bird act, you can use my... you know what, I have too many animals. :(

Alty you're the ring master,you got the whip,it got the sexy top hat...

All you got to do is whip this show into action...

Bella,I'm giving you squash,a plastered lion tamer on the premises is against health and safety... although maybe a little tipple for courage..

Here you go guys, this is what I look like in real life, I swear to cod. Lol :p

Is it squash wine? I can work with that!

Whoa bella...

Loving it loving it loving it...

Here ya go guys, this is what I look like in real life, I swear to cod. Lol :p

I wouldn't mind being tamed by you ;)

Remind me to take the mirrors out of the lion cage, I don't want to distract myself! I'll find costumes for you guys too!

Remind me to take the mirrors out of the lion cage, I don't want to distract my self! I'll find costumes for you guys too!

I can have a go at riding a unicycle if that helps :D

I'll be in charge of the candy floss (cotton candy)!

Had some very interesting organic cotton candy in Portland while on my travels. Flavors like apple, kiwi, rum, and caramel.

Will be back later :)

Oh, can I have a 50's style eddie rocket girl.. please.

Later unky, have a good one :)

Ok so, so far we have Red, the sexy pop corn girl :






And Alty the Ring master :

How was that Red? I tried for one with Red hair, but this girl was hottt.

Ohmygod,that is so me...

The auld thigh master is a great invention.

Ooooh can I be a contortionist?
I've always wanted to be flexible :D

Ok so, so far we have Red, the sexy pop corn girl :






And Alty the Ring master :

Deffinetly can't wait to be tamed ;)

Ooooh can I be a contortionist?
I've always wanted to be flexible :D

Hot bendy girl comes to the circus,throw on a costume and you can be the headliner...

Ok Shazzy how's this one for you?

deffinetly can't wait to be tamed ;)


Behave or you will get 10 lashes from all of us at once!

behave or you will get 10 lashes from all of us at once!!

Promises promises :)

I haven't been a bad bear yet have I ? :)

I want to be the trapeze artist flying through the air.

Bella,can you hook JLO up with a hot costume?

Do have a little costume stash there?

Trapeze artist... cool.

Here you go Jlo!

The Circus is starting to take shape now with its many new acts :)

bella,can you hook JLO up with a hot costume?

do have a little costume stash there?

trapeze artist....cool.

I used to live in Santa Monica (Southern California). At the pier there, they have a trapeze set up and give you lessons. It was actually a lot of fun. I didn't get to wear the skimpy outfit though. Make it good, Bella. :cool:

Here ya go Jlo!

Is that skimpy enough? :D I like it, Bella.

Any takers for a strongman yet?

Or a few clowns?

Or a magician?

I'm back! :) For a while before I go to bed. School starts tomorrow :(

Magic's for me! I still got some of the magic powder :D

Now, I wonder what generated this ad about 'Blue Man Group' :confused:

Magic's for me! I still got some of the magic powder :D

You need a costume to go with that magic powder unky...

And a few doves and rabbits... wonder where we can borrow a few rabbits from?:rolleyes:

you need a costume to go with that magic powder unky...

and a few doves and rabbits....wonder where we can borrow a few rabbits from?

You know where I can get Rabbits ;)

Doves... got to have some in the next marriage. They release them after the ceremony right? I'll catch them :D

Costumes... uh... nope :o

Here you go Unky!

Gee! Thanks Bella! :D

I think Bear offered to be the strong man!

Sweet and innocent

Adding to the circus chaos, for me and to test the skin issues... ok,more for me:p

I'll run security(you know,drive the perimeter and find dark corners to sleep in... :D)

Here you go Ken!

Bella those pictures are deadly,you have a real gift for it.

How about some strange animals and some lions for you?

Ohh,clowns,,

All right I am on it!

Ok here we go, enjoy the circus kiddies.

And some more.

That's brillent bella.

I'm scared of clowns,they totally freak me out... but love the pictures you posted.

Clowns and dolls that look like real babies... <shiver>

And one more should do it!

Like the girl in pink... imagine being able to do that

And smile!

Looks painful! Ouch!

I can do a cartwheel and a head stand,that's about it though.

I used to be on the gymnastics team in school,boy I could do some weird stuff,but alas I figured out other things to do and that was that.

thats brillent bella.

im scared of clowns,they totally freak me out...but love the pictures you posted.

clowns and dolls that look like real babies....<shiver>

Muddy had a picture of a clown that made me loose a few days sleep :(

I have the same fear red, automatonophobia I think its called

muddy had a picture of a clown that made me loose a few days sleep :(

i have the same fear red, automatonophobia i think its called

I had never heard of that word so I had to look it up. I found out that fear of clowns is coulrophobia. Automatonophobia is the fear of humanoid figures - such as dummies, wax figures, or other figures designed to represent humans. I know you wanted to know this. ;) Don't ask me about the words tomorrow - I'll probably have forgotten them already.

I'm not afraid of clowns so much, but I know what you mean. I don't enjoy them.

The rabbits are on their way Unky:

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/396be76a-9025-43ec-a5f9-60d521938903.jpg

I had never heard of that word so I had to look it up. I found out that fear of clowns is coulrophobia. Automatonophobia is the fear of humanoid figures - such as dummies, wax figures, or other figures designed to represent humans. I know you wanted to know this. ;) Don't ask me about the words tomorrow - I'll probably have forgotten them already.

I'm not afraid of clowns so much, but I know what you mean. I don't enjoy them.

yea that's the one, I didn't know the one for a fear of clowns so ill have to remember that :)

was on holiday with the family a few years back and there was this random variety act where the performers used uv light and child puppets to make them seem real, it was freaking me out and my brother noticed this, I saw the look he was giving me and said in a whisper 'i don't like the little people' needles to say being a caring brother he laughed his arse off and always reminded me that I didn't like little people all holiday :o

yea thats the one, i didnt know the one for a fear of clowns so ill have to remember that :)

was on holiday with the family a few years back and there was this random variety act where the performers used uv light and child puppets to make them seem real, it was freaking me out and my brother noticed this, i saw the look he was giving me and said in a whisper 'i dont like the little people' needles to say being a caring brother he laughed his arse off and always reminded me that i didnt like little people all holiday :o

Ha - typical brother.

You, I got the funny side and had a good laugh about it afterwards, it was just at the time they were so freaky :D


Anyhoo early up tomorrow so I'm off for the night, later taters :)

I get Email notifications but nothing in the ffstyle to show anything has happened:(

Last smoke of the day...

Love the cigs.

Oh Carp, when I went back to look at all the costumes, I saw that Doulac wanted to be the cotton candy girl! Oops sorry I missed that D. Are you sure you want to stick with sweet and innocent? Don't you want to come over to the dark side with us? We have candy!

Can't have a circus without some music ;)

Don't Worry Be Happy (http://upchucky.com/flash-be-happy.html)

Don't look if you fear clowns.

Insane Clownz Circus Music (http://pages.prodigy.net/area512/circus1.html)

How about something like this

YouTube - &#x202a;Creepy #2 ::: Circus and Clown&#x202c;&lrm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UlkNaoV-rk)

Or

YouTube - &#x202a;Creepy #1&#x202c;&lrm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3oEVPlxido&feature=related)


I want my mommy! I'm scared.

Red, I have no idea why I turned your circus into something so dark! I guess when I think of circus's I think of burlesque creepy circuses.

For Alty. Yes it's a commercial but its funny ;)

YouTube - &#x202a;Travelers Insurance - Rattlesnake&#x202c;&lrm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9LzeDg8z-M)

Oh no look what's happening while we are at the circus

http://www.lolcats.com/images/u/07/28/lolcatsdotcomsw2yob75kktitg6s.jpg

Too funny!. :p

Bella,I'm liking the dark theme your putting on this circus...

I have visions of something out of a stephen king novel...

A gruesome 4 piece band is what's called for,to play those creepy notes.

And people in cages over the big top... creepy creepy creeeeepy.

Kind of a circus of horrors theme red?

QP love the little smile the cats got on its face :D

I spent most of my teen years reading stephen king... loved his books.

The stand was/is still my favourite,followed closely by needful things.

I read most of them a few times throughout the years,except pet cemetery,once was enough.

I've not read any of them yet I have a few but 'it' has kind of put me off stephen king things, until I watch that all the way through I doubt I'm going to move past that block :D

ive not read any of them yet i have a few but 'it' has kind of put me off stephen king things, until i watch that all the way through i doubt im gonna move past that block :D

Read it,don't watch it.

I found I cannot cope with other peoples idea and imagery of horror,but your own brain will only allow you to see or imagine what you can cope it.

Read it instead of watching it.

Read it don't watch it, right, I don't know though my mind can be quite a scary thing itself :D

I'm a lot braver with the kids in the house at night,the nwhen I'm on my own,although with brendan next door I do feel a level of comfort.

Even still a hurricane could not wake brendan if it was under the bed... I doubt my cries for help would get through.

I do have a plan though,the women across the road spends her days and would seem her nights sitting by the window,my moneys on her if I get a burgular.

As long as I'm not closest to the door its all good :)

bella,im liking the dark theme your putting on this circus...

i have visions of something out of a stephen king novel...

a gruesome 4 piece band is whats called for,to play those creepy notes.

and people in cages over the big top.....creepy creepy creeeeepy.

Who was supposed to feed the band and the people in cages?

http://aiskool.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/skeleton-musicians.jpg

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ed_v-0Qye0w/SwqlAoblSKI/AAAAAAAABLU/7lGmvSElKSc/s1600/Tortura+II+001.jpg

as long as im not closest to the door its all good :)

Well wherever you are I'm right behind you.

Am I the only one who watches a horror film and thinks, 'NO! DO NOT go check in the cellar... '

i spent most of my teen years reading stephen king...loved his books.

the stand was/is still my favourite,followed closely by needful things.

i read most of them a few times throughout the years,except pet cemetery,once was enough.

So long since I've read any Stephen king I can't really remember them. Except one about rats and one about a pyschic fire-starter kid.

Whoa QLP...

This circus is taking shape.

I can imagine the audience doing the 'time warp'

YouTube - &#x202a;"Time Warp" from MUSKET's THE ROCKY HORROR SHOW at U of M&#x202c;&lrm; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1guqkCRgku4)


Loved the song in that movie...

'come up to the lab,
And see what's on the slab,

I've been making a man,with blond hair and a tan,
And he's good for relieving my tension.


I'm just a sweet transsexual from transilvania."

Well wherever you are I'm right behind you.

Am I the only one who wathes a horror film and thinks, 'NO! DO NOT go check in the cellar.....'


Ha, I always wonder two things:

1) why people haven't figured out yet that if you hear a strange noise and think it's a good idea to walk through your darkened house, without turning on any lights, and go stick your face up real close to the window to look out that you are going to be shocked to find a horrible looking face come starting back at you... or worse yet, someone's arm comes through the glass to grab you. Stay away from the windows!

2) why women often seem to be running through forests in high heeled shoes with some crazed maniac chasing them... you just know they are going to fall. Take off your shoes!

Oh loving it Red. I have always wanted to go see the Rocky Horror show.

Ha, I always wonder two things:

1) why people haven't figured out yet that if you hear a strange noise and think it's a good idea to walk through your darkened house, without turning on any lights, and go stick your face up real close to the window to look out that you are going to be shocked to find a horrible looking face come starting back at you...or worse yet, someone's arm comes through the glass to grab you. Stay away from the windows!!

2) why women often seem to be running through forests in high heeled shoes with some crazed maniac chasing them.....you just know they are going to fall. Take off your shoes!!


3) if you're a cheerleader,something horrible is going to happen.

4) if your on your own in the house,your going to die.

5) if you hear a noise behind a closed door,Don't for the love of God,open the blooming door! Jeeze.

Oh loving it Red. I have always wanted to go see the Rocky Horror show.


I've never seen it live but there is a clut following in dublin,people go watch the film and dress up, do the time warp in the aisles the whole shabang.

3) if your a cheerleader,something horrible is going to happen.

4) if your on your own in the house,your going to die.

5) if you hear a noise behind a closed door,DONT for the love of God,open the blooming door!! jeeze.

Lol.

And if THAT music starts for goodness sake change the cd! :p

Lol.

And if THAT music starts for goodness sake change the cd! :p

And it wouldn't hurt to make sure it is your partner lying in the bed before you get in... :D

And it wouldn't hurt to make sure it is your partner lying in the bed before you get in....:D


So true so true.

If I had a penny for the amount of times that's happened to me.. :eek:

Also,if you feel someone is watching you,your right!

Whoever you tell it too,well,there mince meat before the next scene...

If you think granny is acting weird... its NOT granny folks... get your ar$e out of there!

And it wouldn't hurt to make sure it is your partner lying in the bed before you get in....:D

... and breathing preferably...

if i had a penny for the amount of times thats happened to me..:eek:



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Darn, have to go get some work done. Getting a new roof put on and the roofers are already uptop and busy.

At least I hope they are the roofers... I better go check up in the attic to see what all that noise is about. Oh wait, the light doesn't work. That's OK, I'll just go up in the dark, alone, and ask if anyone is there. :)

Work time for me too I'm afraid. Bye for now.

Darn, have to go get some work done. Getting a new roof put on and the roofers are already uptop and busy.

At least I hope they are the roofers....I better go check up in the attic to see what all that noise is about. Oh wait, the light doesn't work. That's ok, I'll just go up in the dark, alone, and ask if anyone is there. :)

Don't forget to wear high heels!

Oh and if your topless and running through the woods in said high heels, you're definitely going to die a gruesome death!

When my parents bought their cottage, the previous owners left a bunch of books behind. One of them was called "From A BuiK 8", I read the synopsis, and thought, oh this is going to be humorous. I was actually frightened, and it was a really good read.

Got to chase the cat then... as always :rolleyes:

Speaking about

4) if your on your own in the house,your going to die.

A friend of mine had some problems with the owner of a piece of land before he builds his house.
In points:
Last year, my friend wanted to build his house there.
Man didn't want to leave the place (although the land was already bought) and asked for half a million to leave (in our currency; USD 1 = R32; 1 Pound = R50)
My friend's father paid the man.
My friend settled, built his house with his wife.
Couple of years later, the man died, after building his house somewhere else.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/genitals-molested-sister-496418.html

... I have NO clue if this is furreal.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/genitals-molested-sister-496418.html

...I have NO clue if this is furreal.

I read it and said,nope not for me.

I can't imagine the dynamics in the house if this is real,although how do you even begin to make it up.

This post from the OP is really... ugh...

I call troll.

This post from the OP is really... ugh...

I call troll.


It's a very warped mind if it's a troll... scary:eek:

Nah, not really. I have more of a warped mine. Trust me. You should hear some of my stories...

Now, where did the post I made earlier? :mad:

Once I get back to ff, it disappears for me :(

Ok, here it is... slow updates ff...

Wow, that was a strange story for sure! I wonder how much of it is true...

While it is indeed possible... I wonder in which country the OP is...

English seems good though chat speak is scattered throughout...

My Internet killed itself, yesterday. I am now at the library.

my Internet killed itself, yesterday. i am now at the library.


Commiserations heath.

But yay for the library!

Any updates on the cat suit?

I hope your internet gets 'revived' soon Hheath :)

Hi everybody! :)

my Internet killed itself, yesterday. i am now at the library.

Did it commit suicide? Or better yet, did you click it to death?

Hey unky,how's life in ff?

I go in and out,its hard on these old eyes.

Slow as usual Red...

Apart from this, I got my results for the 2nd term exams.

They are pretty good.
1 A+, 2 As and 2 Bs.

I need to raise the level higher though... so much to do!

Excellent job unky,well done!

Great job Unky!

I am finding it hard to stay in the ff style, Unky you seem to be getting along fine in there, how ever, I just can't wrap my head around it.

I don't like it at all!

Thanks Red. I was sort of surprised though that despite those results, I climbed 10 ranks up in my class. From 15th to 5th... for this part, I'm really happy, lol. ;D

Thanks Red. I was sort of surprised though that despite those results, I climbed 10 ranks up in my class. From 15th to 5th... for this part, I'm really happy, lol. ;D


Next stop number 1.

Your mother and sister must be really proud,and I bet your dad would be too.

You have the makings of a great man unky.

Yes, I really hope to be able to reach this bar :)

Thanks! :)

Look who I recruited this afternoon. I enticed them with my zucchini loaf.

LMAO! Where did you find them? :p

Ooo found these guys too!

I can't tell you Unky. ;)

You hired the clowns from a haunted house and the others at the nearby circus! :eek:

Lol

I fan-dangled them with my wicked, awesome lion taming skills and mad good looks ;)

Look what I did today. Page 2 if it doesn't take you there.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/recipes/curry-chicken-495361-2.html

Look what I did today. Page 2 if it doesn't take you there.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/recipes/curry-chicken-495361-2.html


Looks delish bella...

So need to get grocerys in.

I'm like old mother hubbard here.

Hello, just marking me a spot. Don't know if I will be around much but I will try. Been vacationing the past week so never made it on.

hello, just marking me a spot. Don't know if I will be around much but I will try. Been vacationing the past week so never made it on.


Doing anything fun in particular or just hanging out and relaxing?! The ringmaster of this circus will have to give you a job... :)

hello, just marking me a spot. Don't know if I will be around much but I will try. Been vacationing the past week so never made it on.

Hey adam,good to see you,how are you and your friends getting on?

An holiday is a great idea, been on 2 weeks myself,1 more to go before I get back to the rodent race.

Look what I did today. Page 2 if it doesn't take you there.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/recipes/curry-chicken-495361-2.html

I should know better than to read recipes when I am hungry. That looks really good. :)

I should know better than to read recipes when I am hungry. That looks really good. :)

I'm eating a healthy granola bar,but something was missing...

Nutella!

Yum yum.

I want to eat the entire loaf right now. Everyone keeps asking if I made chocolate zucchini loaf :( I'm sad that I didn't add chocolate, I was thinking of adding some c.chips in, but went with blueberries. Meh, either way it turned out great!

Hey Adam, long time no talk! Glad to hear you are on vacay, try not to have too much fun! Oh hell, what am I saying? Have fun for the both of us! :D

Well done unky :) these were like your mocks right? So now you know where to improve :)

Hey adam, long time no see, hope your doing well, have a good time on your hols :)

And bella... FOOD! :D

Hey, I had a good vacation in Gettysburg, PA. Nice time. Me and friends are doing pretty good. Sticking together.

Good :), both to the holiday and sticking togeather

Off to make food, cya later maybe :)

I'm sure there's an easier way to clean shoes...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-_2ZmVgBXQc/R_Eaw6tCunI/AAAAAAAACYk/Rrvl2bHb2QY/s400/contortion-shoe.jpg

Getting out of here in 12 hours. OMG OMG OMG!!

Where's the pic?

I fixed it now.

Ahh, not so big! Great pic, maybe this is who Shazzy would rather be!

QLP, that looks like a deflated blow up doll. ;)

QLP, that looks like a deflated blow up doll. ;)

I like it. It's shiny.

Hey, guys and gals. I found this post on a private board. I 'm modifying it so it fits AMHD by keeping the original intent of the person's message about another forum intact. It seems very similar to what AMHD is going through now. The views expressed are not mine.

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[AMHD] new format is God Awful & a [expletive deleted]!
[AMHD's] new site is a HUGE step backward. What a nightmare!
It is hard to read, hard to navigate, difficult to follow threads, and not aesthetically appealing either. I can't find ANY improvements or redeeming features of their new site. The current Admin & Mods over there have already killed their boards & now more people will leave in droves. I predict many will not renew memberships. [AMHD] is now run by incompetents that don't understand [Q/A boards] & despise their best members.

No surprise since the Board Admin on [AMHD] {deleted material} ZERO {deleted material} experience. [He] was never a {deleted material}. In other words Admin is a clueless {deleted material}. Explains WHY [AMHD] is totally OUT OF TOUCH with it's membership. It's a MESS !

[AMHD] has single handedly and uniquely managed to piss off BOTH the [Experts] AND [Members]. I know of no one that doesn't think [AMHD] has gone down the tubes in the last year + .

[AMHD's] arrogance & idiocy will only benefit {removed material} other competing sites. I'm sure our Admin here is giddy !

{Note: Person was a moderator on the board and posted on a competing board}

Seems like other boards are having growing pains too.

QLP, that looks like a deflated blow up doll. ;)

Now that you mention it, titter..

[AMHD] new format is God Awful & a [expletive deleted]!
[AMHD's] new site is a HUGE step backward. What a nightmare!
It is hard to read, hard to navigate, difficult to follow threads, and not aesthetically appealing either. I can't find ANY improvements or redeeming features of their new site. The current Admin & Mods over there have already killed their boards & now more people will leave in droves. I predict many will not renew memberships. [AMHD] is now run by incompetents that don't understand [Q/A boards] & despise their best members.

No surprise since the Board Admin on [AMHD] {deleted material} ZERO {deleted material} experience. [He] was never a {deleted material}. In other words Admin is a clueless {deleted material}. Explains WHY [AMHD] is totally OUT OF TOUCH with it's membership. It's a MESS !

[AMHD] has single handedly and uniquely managed to piss off BOTH the [Experts] AND [Members]. I know of no one that doesn't think [AMHD] has gone down the tubes in the last year + .

[AMHD's] arrogance & idiocy will only benefit {removed material} other competing sites. I'm sure our Admin here is giddy !

{Note: Person was a moderator on the board and posted on a competing board}

Seems like other boards are having growing pains too.

I WAS on a site just like that(could have been that one even), the bashing,etc. was yesterdays news,old dead blabbering.Let them eat cake I say!

Helloooo sexy people :)

Hey mud,did you rid yourself of the demon beagle yet?

hey mud,did you rid yourself of the demon beagle yet?

Demon Dog has been gone for a while but the lady still hasn't paid me :(


Oh well I learned my lesson never watch anyone's pet. Lol!

I'll stick to Camille, she's my baby.. well fur baby Rachel is my baby haha!

Speaking of Rachel! Yesterday I went grocery shopping and a man walked up to us and was like "Oh hi.." and Rachel was like "Go away man! Go home!"

LOL :D

Cross your fingers she continues saying that until she's 18!

cross your fingers she continues saying that untill shes 18!

Ooohhh you just had to say that :p

Every time someone reminds me she's going to grow up and like boys I can feel my heart sinking and I get a little head pain. :( It's sooo scary!

Ah its not that bad..

The first broken heart is the worst,the crying and the questions,it hard to watch...

The first love is scary as hell,you end up having the sex talk everyday,covering every angle.

The first night on the town... dont expect to sleep!

The first time her best friend in the world is mean to her... more tears and confusion.

The teenage row that blows the walls down...

Lots and lots to look forward to mud.

ah its not that bad..

the first broken heart is the worst,the crying and the questions,it hard to watch...

the first love is scary as hell,you end up having the sex talk everyday,covering every angle.

the first night on the town...dont expect to sleep!

the first time her best friend in the world is mean to her....more tears and confusion.

the teenage row that blows the walls down....

lots and lots to look forward to mud.

Oh red you really do know how to make someone's day :p

Right now I guess I'll just focus on her thinking that she's a frog. Hha and she calls herself Julie now... WEIRD.

I've been thinking of getting yet another tattoo... ahh but I'm just thinking about it.. here they are.

Here are a couple different versions of the heart one.

Lol I don't know which one to pick :(

Love the first one with the fairy..

Where are you going to put them?

How many have you now?

love the first one with the fairy..

where are you going to put them?

how many have you now?


I have the wrist one and my last name in little letters on the back of my neck. Lol I forget it sometimes. I'm thinking of putting the heart around my last name name and have the little hearts going down my neck or something... :confused:


The fairy I don't know about that but I like it... maybe somewhere on my shoulder/back ?

Sounds like a plan.

Saw a guy the other day with two sleeves of tats...

And another on his forehead... dont understand getting tats on your face.

sounds like a plan.

saw a guy the other day with two sleeves of tats....

and another on his forehead....dont understand getting tats on your face.

Lol no way... face tattoo are SERIOUS business!

I also want to get some extra holes in my ears :D

Lol I'm just being a little crazy.

Lol no way... face tattoo are SERIOUS business!

I also want to get some extra holes in my ears :D

Lol I'm just being a little crazy.


All the better to hear you dear:D

So is there a look your going for or just experimenting...

Years ago I got my hair skint... had to change my wardrobe,although it looked good,I had the face,but now id look like an old geezer if I chopped off my hair.

all the better to hear you dear:D

so is there a look your going for or just experimenting.....

years ago i got my hair skint...had to change my wardrobe,although it looked good,i had the face,but now id look like an old geezer if i chopped off my hair.

No just experimenting :p

Nothing like..

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1337/956624332_b2bb02804c.jpg


What is a hair skint? Lol

Number two,sinead o connor style...

Skint,slang for no money and very tight hair do.

I'm afraid of that girl but strangely intrigued.

number two,sinead o connor style...

skint,slang for no money and very tight hair do.

im afraid of that girl but strangely intrigued.

Lol I know she must have some cool stories to tell!


Lol thanks for helping me learn new lingo red :p

I've a cupboard full of slang...

Sometimes people here talk completely in slang,it can be quite funny and bizarre.

The worst is teenagers who actually say out loud.. OMG,not oh my god,but OMG... makes me want to slap them.

I've a cupboard full of slang...

Sometimes people here talk completely in slang,it can be quite funny and bizarre.

The worst is teenagers who actually say out loud.. OMG,not oh my god,but OMG... makes me want to slap them.

Haha!! People say "Oh EM Gee"??

No way! I haven't heard that around here! WOW!

--- want to hear a funny joke?


A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan! They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies. Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out: "Watch that f!cking wall!"

Love that joke,have texed it on to the world.

Give it about half and hour before someone texts it on to you,saying ,I heard this great joke!

ah its not that bad..

the first broken heart is the worst,the crying and the questions,it hard to watch...

the first love is scary as hell,you end up having the sex talk everyday,covering every angle.

the first night on the town...dont expect to sleep!

the first time her best friend in the world is mean to her....more tears and confusion.

the teenage row that blows the walls down....

lots and lots to look forward to mud.


And it doesn't end there... always will be your "baby" and you will feel every hurt that she feels no matter how old she is... :)
It truly is wonderful, though, to see them through the various stages.

Just a heads up: The terrible twos will often repeat in the pre-teen or teen years in various degrees. Questioning, wanting independence, still needing you (but not wanting to admit it sometimes!), sulking when they don't get their way (but all their friends get to!), and throwing caution to the wind as they start to spread their wings more... :)

Don't talk to me doula,my 18 year old is driving me nuts...

September and college can't come fast enough.

The 17 year old is now talking about becoming a glamour model and NOT going to college... (shes having a laugh if she thinks that's going to happen)

I'm cruel mean and yesterday I was evil... ah,the joys of motherhood.

Ciara the youngest wants to be a vampire slayer or a chef?

What?

I said,sure,that's a great idea,and continued painting the hall.

Here's one for the circus:

Daughter at work last night... a man walks up to her and another employee to inform them that there is a lady without clothes on a couple of aisles over.

They go over, lady maybe late 50's, has stripped down to nothing but her panties. Clothes are folded on the floor, purse and a pill bottle on a shelf nearby.

Manager is called, they block both ends of aisle, call police and paramedics. They get a towel and then a robe for the lady, who is unaware of them talking to her.

Firefighters arrive, are very calming and caring with her, find out she is apparently coming off some medicine via doctors orders, is a teacher (wonder if she is from my school?? ), and they take her to hospital.

Nothing like an almost completely naked lady in your store to relieve the monotony... :eek: Wonder if she will ever be brave enough to return for shopping?

I bet the cctv got a great viewing...

Poor women.

Elderly couple goes to Jeruselum for a trip of a lifetime. During the trip his wife suffers a massive heart attatck. She dies while on vacation. The funeral home there states he can have her buried there for $150. But if he wants her to return to the states that's $5,000.

The man thinks it over and says to get her ready and he will pay the $5,000.

The funeral director looks somewhat puzzled. So he asks the man why spend so much when you can have her buried here for $150.

The man replies. Kind sir, Years ago a man was buried here and in 3 days he rose from the dead.

This time Id rather spend the money and not take my chances.

Hey muddy, does having a red tattoo show up well on skin? I wouldn't have thought it would really?

I have a frog tattoo on my back, and he has red eyes, and that was the first to fade. Now it just looks like he has pink eye.

Lol, cheers bella was just wondering as a tattoo id like to get has a lot of red in it, well its actually all red and was wondering how it would look.

lol, cheers bella was just wondering as a tattoo id like to get has alot of red in it, well its actually all red and was wondering how it would look.

You were wondering how 'red' would look on you...

Pretty damn hot id say... :D


I'm in great form today,got loads done,again,I'm wonderful.

My wife abilities(learned from when married) combined with a skill and talent for multi tasking has left me with about an hour and a half of 'me' time...

hey muddy, does having a red tatoo show up well on skin?, i wouldnt have thought it would really?

Oooohhhh thanks for telling me this. I will have to reconsider the red now.

Thanks for pointing that out good sir.

I also found another one but I'll post it on my tattoo thread I've uh spammed this place enough with my photos.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/body-art/choose-mudweisers-tattoo-384112-15.html#post2477133

you were wondering how 'red' would look on you...

pretty damn hot id say...:D


im in great form today,got loads done,again,im wonderful.

my wife abilities(learned from when married) combined with a skill and talent for multi tasking has left me with about an hour and a half of 'me' time...


Was that an offer red ;)

Or am I dreaming again?

'youve got red on you'

Guess the movie :D

No worries muddy :)

I was thinking of getting a tattoo of the crimson omen

I've uh spammed this place enough with my photos. [/url]

Crazy talk. Spam away.

Pretty damn please?

Late to the party it seems.

Ill play the strongman part. If someone else claimed it, glad to talk about it in the dark alley out back. No weapons. One on one. First to win is first to buy a round. Those are the rules.

As for the rest. I am b!tchy beyond belief. Id explain but this isn't SAG (that which never did and never will again exist)... nevertheless... I'm irritable and irritating.

So hit me like your life depends upon it or me or kiss me like your love depends upon it... part one for the boys, part two for the women.. you're damn well going to get a response one way or the other.

late to the party it seems.

ill play the strongman part. if someone else claimed it, glad to talk about it in the dark alley out back. no weapons. one on one. first to win is first to buy a round. those are the rules.

as for the rest. i am b!tchy beyond belief. id explain but this isnt SAG (that which never did and never will again exist)... nevertheless... im irritable and irritating.

so hit me like your life depends upon it or me or kiss me like your love depends upon it... part one for the boys, part two for the women.. youre damn well going to get a response one way or the other.

What's occurring kp?

Your not yourself lately,I've got 20 smokes here and a half bottle of wine I'm willing to share.;):)

Ohmygod.

I just spent 40 euro's on one roll on wall paper... but it is divine!

Does that justify the 40 euro?

Ah what the hell,its going to look fab!

How much is that in pounds?

You guys I am dying. Seriously. Okay not really, but I feel like I am. I am so sick! Who gets sick in the summer?? Waaahahaha I need someone to cook me soup and snuggle with me in bed. :(

40 euro is about 53 canidian dollars.

32 sterling.

51 american.

Poor you bella,could it be hay fever?

No it's death, I'm pretty sure it's death.

It could be hay fever I guess. My chest is killing me, all stuffed up, nauseous...

Not sure why I asked how much is would be in pounds, I haven't got a clue if that's expensive or not :confused:




Awww, poor bella, your soups in the microwave and just budge over a bit so I can snuggle up to you under the covers

Red, are you crazy my dear? Paying that much for one roll of wall paper? I demand pics!

Awws thanks Bear!

no it's death, I'm pretty sure it's death.

It could be hay fever I guess. My chest is killing me, all stuffed up, nauseous...

You need drugs girl.. lots of them!

Steam your nose it will help,and massage your sinus's.

Between your eyes and under your eye sockets,keep going until you hear a poping noise which means their clearing.

Lavander is really good too.

Or albus oil if you can get some.

I think I have some lavender oil, and I have the Vick's steamer going. I have some Buckley's cold and flu pills here. It's such a bloody nice day, I feel guilty for keeping E inside all day.

Hello everyone! :)

Get well soon Bella :)

Red, are you crazy my dear?? Paying that much for one roll of wall paper? I demand pics!!


I'm doing the house up bella... painting finished,just adding the touchs now.

I'm just doing the wall where the arch is,that's why I splashed out,looking for a nice fireside rug and have my eye on a coffee table .

The coffee table is going at a local auction Sunday week,its so beautiful,low,heavy,hand crafted... beautiful grain in the finish.

Starting price is 70 euro,(shockingly under priced(yay for the recession) I can go to 120 tops.

That just leaves the new carpet for the stairs and landing 210 euro and that's the end of the house money.

The money I put aside has stretched a long way,if the coffee table comes in under budget I have my eye on a fire surround,if not,ill live without the fire surround.

Hello, and thanks Unky. I hope I feel better soon too :p
How are you doing?

im doing the house up bella...painting finished,just adding the touchs now.

im just doing the wall where the arch is,thats why i splashed out,looking for a nice fireside rug and have my eye on a coffee table .

the coffee table is going at a local auction sunday week,its so beautiful,low,heavy,hand crafted...beautiful grain in the finish.

starting price is 70 euro,(shockingly under priced(yay for the recession) i can go to 120 tops.

that just leaves the new carpet for the stairs and landing 210 euro and thats the end of the house money.

the money i put aside has stretched a long way,if the coffee table comes in under budget i have my eye on a fire surround,if not,ill live without the fire surround.

Wow that sounds amazing Red. I can't wait to see the pics. Provided you are going to post them :D

Still not getting that well with the ffStyle. I have to fish in all of the forums to see if there are new threads... :(

GRrrr, I know Unky. I'm too sick to deal with ff today.

Wow that sounds amazing Red. I can't wait to see the pics. Provided you are going to post them :D

I will post pictures to be sure...

I have not laboured over this house for no one to ooh and ahh over it!:D

Hey unky!

Hahaha! I wish I would have taken before and after pics of my place. Mind you, all I did was splash on some paint, and throw up some curtains. But it makes it much more home-ier.

I know this is awful, but you know how people have stereotypes of countries, and what they look like?

Well I am picturing you in a huge castle, stone type house on the country side with sheep. Lol.

And I think emails are all off today:(

Much less... does anyone else besides those IN ff style even SEE these comments?

KBC : And I think emails are all off today:( Much less... does anyone else besides those IN ff style even SEE these comments?

Yep

hahaha!! I wish I would have taken before and after pics of my place. Mind you, all I did was splash on some paint, and throw up some curtains. But it makes it much more home-ier.

I know this is awful, but you know how people have stereotypes of countries, and what they look like?

Well I am picturing you in a huge castle, stone type house on the country side with sheep. lol.


Them,your going to be sorely disappointed...

I could pretend I live here

http://www.jbriankelly.com/Kilkenny.jpg (thats the back yard)

But,I would go to hell.

I live in a small farming town,in a semi detached end house (I do have 4 bedrooms if your looking for the wow factor!),not a sheep in sight.

No great shakes,but its all mine,well the bank really,but one day it will be all mine!

Thank you Bear.Now to comment back on some other ones... hehe, this is like treading in the woods without being heard...

em,your going to be sorely disappointed...

i could pretend i live here

http://www.jbriankelly.com/Kilkenny.jpg (thats the back yard)

but,i would go to hell.

i live in a small farming town,in a semi detached end house (i do have 4 bedrooms if your looking for the wow factor!),not a sheep in sight.

no great shakes,but its all mine,well the bank really,but one day it will be all mine!

I like the optimism :D one day :D

i like the optimism :D one day :D

Only 28 years left to pay on the mortgage...

Can't wait to be 66... bring it on!

When most people think of Australia they think of this:

http://www.comealong.com.au/Extended/AroundAustralia/Outback.jpg

When I think of Canada they think of this: :D
http://www.oceanlight.com/thumbs/19680.jpg
And this:
http://www.alaska-in-pictures.com/data/media/9/inupiat-eskimo-igloo_438.jpg

For America I think of these: (because we don't have them and they're weird)
http://i.timeinc.net/recipes/i/recipes/su/05/08/salmon-bagel-su-682809-l.jpg

But that's what its like shaz?

Please say that's what it like.

Edit; that bagel looks like a bigmac wannabe.

Yes, that's a photo taken from my back doorstep :D





*cough*

Yes, that's a photo taken from my back doorstep :D





*cough*

Phew!. I was waiting with bated breathe... :rolleyes:

I don't see those comments on here Bear... I am in the Default style skin and none of the comments are on here... :(

But that HUGE SANDWICH IS... A bagel(wheat or rye by the looks of it)Yuck to the pickles, and what are those darn brown bugs on it?? :eek:

AND!! Where's the BEEF?, I meant where's the cheese.. but it sounded so good(Wendy's commercial)

Why is that kangaroo glowing

And is there a didgery doo soundtrack constantly being played wherever you are?

I don't see those comments on here Bear...I am in the Default style skin and none of the comments are on here...:(

But that HUGE SANDWICH IS.....A bagel(wheat or rye by the looks of it)Yuck to the pickles,,and what are those darn brown bugs on it???:eek:

AND!!! Where's the BEEF??,,I meant where's the cheese..but it sounded so good(Wendy's commercial)

I'm on v2 and as you can see I can see them, but I can't make them obviously

Yes I picture the digery doo playing constantly while being in Australia. Maybe the dingo was chasing the roo bear, and that's why it was glowing?

Oh yes, there is always a didgeridoo soundtrack being played here! We own one but I'm not very good at it.

The kangaroo is glowing because our dirt is different to yours, when it heats up it glows, and when the kangaroo bounds through the dirt it gets the special glowiness all over it.

These are my favourtie aussie animals though, get them all the time at my parents place:
http://members.optusnet.com.au/~alreadman/echidna-ap.jpg

And you can't forget the infamous drop bears... scary, scary creatures.

Drop bears? I didn't know you had hedgehogs in Aussy. I love them, they are sooo cute. We have big giant porcupines. I found a pic of Shazzy hitching a ride to school.

Haha awesome, didn't realise anyone was taking a photo :D

That's an Echidna Bella :) We have some messed up animals.

http://www.perthzoo.wa.gov.au/upload/Animals_and_Plants/Koala.jpghttp://i.ehow.com/images/a05/7b/ae/tasmanian-devil-200X200.jpghttp://www.animalpicturesarchive.com/WebImg/170/1208853836-t.jpghttp://www.perthzoo.wa.gov.au/upload/Animals_and_Plants/Emu.jpg

Okay I just googled drop bears, are they really that DANGEROUS? They look so cute! I saw one pic where one was eating a full grown man! It say that 1 in 10 Australians are attacked by Koala's. That's so scary!

I love the platypus.

Is 'drop bear' another name for koala? Because they look an aweful lot like them?


Loved the shirt 'drop bears not bombs' :D

Okay, I didn't read back, so all I'm seeing is pictures of Australian creatures and talk about "drop bears" which I believe are in fact Koalas. :)

Is this the part where I make you all believe that Canadians live in Igloos and that we eat polar bears, seals, penguins and go ice fishing all year round?

Oh, and because we're really behind the times, our police ride horses instead of cars. ;)

Okay, I didn't read back, so all I'm seeing is pictures of Australian creatures and talk about "drop bears" which I believe are in fact Koalas. :)

Is this the part where I make you all believe that Canadians live in Igloos and that we eat polar bears, seals, penguins and go ice fishing all year round?

Oh, and because we're really behind the times, our police ride horses instead of cars. ;)

Shazzy already confirmed this with pictures a few pages ago :)

And your police wear red jackets and weird looking hats right?

shazzy already confirmed this with pictures a few pages ago :)

and your police wear red jackets and wierd looking hats right?

Yes, and they ride horses and chase polar bears through our Igloo towns. ;)

Actually, I think the real RCMP wear blue. But the RCMP that do parades and such, they wear red, weird hats, and ride horses.

A greenie for any non-Canadian that can tell me what RCMP stands for without googling it. :)

Royal Canadian Mounted Police?

Not sure where I get the royal from but my gut says it sounds right :)

Royal Canadian Military Police. Guess: I did not Google that.

Bear wins.

The prize. A horse. :)

Awesome :D

To be honest after kiss said military police I thought he might have got it because over here mp stands for military police

Anyone want to buy a horse?

awesome :D

anyone want to buy a horse?

Me! Me!

Wait... I don't have room for a horse. :(

Anyone want a rabbit? ;)

So if you get rid of a rabbit you'll have room for the horse?

Reet, off to bed

Good to chat to you again :D

See y'all later

so if you get rid of a rabbit youll have room for the horse?

LMAO! Is this were my bunny expertise will finally pay off?

Bear dear, I don't know what the rabbits in England look like, but here in Canada, rabbits are much smaller than horses. ;)

Does mounted mean we'll see them at FOP mounted on the wall?:eek:

Somebody needs to write a sticky.

Dating, minors and age differences

Any takers?

LMAO! Is this were my bunny expertise will finally pay off?

Bear dear, I don't know what the rabbits in England look like, but here in Canada, rabbits are much smaller than horses. ;)

That's why I was questioning your logic :D

Seemed very strange

Hey bear,want some toast?

I'm up about an hour browsing and reading... need more coffee before I post anything.

Hey red :) , I'm OK ta, we just had the Friday food order thing done at work where we chip in and order breakfast from somewhere,

Bacon and cheese giant bap for the win :D

No coffee for me, just blackcurrent and pro plus, job done ;)

Tonight is pizza and chips night,dvd,and a few scoops...

Back to work next week...

I'm actually looking forward to it,there's only so much of benig at home I can take.. my brain is starting to turn into fuzz.

Sounds like a good night in :)

Its payday for me next week on Monday :D

New computer here I come :D

I take it you booked some time off to do the decorating? And now that its done you can go back to work?

The decorating came as an after thought...

Got some holiday money to top up what I have saved and decided to pour it into the house.

I can't wallpaper though,waiting on my dad to help with that one.

Brendan on shift for another week,the man works crazy hours.

I feel bad asking him to help with the house so I keep putting him off and try and do a lot myself.

Its 'harvest' time where he works so its chock a block with grain.

At least he has work.

Tonight he will get home about 7pm he started work at 5am,and no doubt he will be fast asleep by 9...

Ouch, yeah those are some rough hours

Friday 13th: gather your chicken heads and goat's blood :)

Friday 13th: gather your chicken heads and goat's blood :)

Unlucky for some people (pp),not so bad for us..

There is'nt a smilie to express how I feel!

It's dads 75th birthday today,I wonder how lucky he'll get... :D

It's dads 75th birthday today,I wonder how lucky he'll get...:D

Never underestimate the charm of an elderly gentleman.;)

V was born on Friday the 13th... it explains a lot :rolleyes:

Friday 13th: gather your chicken heads and goat's blood :)

Are we making soup today ?

Friday the 13th? Well that explains a lot. ;)

tonight is pizza and chips night,dvd,and a few scoops...

back to work next week...

im actually looking forward to it,theres only so much of benig at home i can take..my brain is starting to turn into fuzz.

Chinese here... and starting another book tonight... :)

Back to work next week for me as well. I have eighteen students enrolled; I'm looking forward to a great year! Although I enjoy the breaks, I am far more productive when I have a set routine to follow.

What a wacked day. Friday the 13th for sure.

Hospital ER was stacked and racked. Too many people off for summer fun meant subs who made mistakes.

All day long.

I looked down. Started fixing mistakes made not by me. An hour and a half blew by like the wind.

All I can say is wow. And wow. Dizzying, maddening, dumb mistakes ad nauseum. The last one was just awful... but caught barely in time. If I hadn't seen it and fixed it and found out later... id not have slept for days. Brutal day.

There... I've said it out loud. Purged.

Ovah.

No more shop talk.

Muddy... you break my heart every time you post a new ava. That's a good thing. Cute brunettes jus' slay me.

All y'alls food talk made me want pad thai. Now. Please?

...

Funny quote of the day.

My son was over to my place tonight.. he's 6... holding his junk and any parent knows with a boy that can really mean need of a bathroom break. I ask "do you need to go to the bathroom?" and he says "no. i was just keeping it balanced"...

I love little kids.

No pretense. Not many filters. Funny sh#t.

Your son is adorable KP.

I still laugh when I remember the time Jared was around 3. We were late going to a party so I suggested that father and son shower together, save time. Jared sat in the tub while it filled with water, and R stood under the shower.

After the shower Jared comes up to me and says "Mommy, daddy's pee pee is huge! Will mine be that big one day?"

All I could think is "Ya, it's huge to a 3 year old!"

I'm a mean person. :(

All I could think is "Ya, it's huge to a 3 year old!"

I'm a mean person. :(

Priceless.

My son did the same. I'm nothing special and nothing sad. Hold my own. Figuratively sometimes, literally sometimes? ;)

So my son did the same thing at four... wide eyed and complimenting one night in the bathroom when he was bathing and I was using the bathroom for other needs...

And I thought... dude... you are growing like your grandfather, who was 6 inches taller than me (and I'm not short)... and... uh... a little more this and that in the this and that category...

So... I'm sure the combination of fearlessness, cute, and, well, lets just say the entire package... yeah... I'm jealous of a 6 year old.

I might have my sh#t together, but it took time. This kid... he is hard wired for naughtiness out of the gate. College fund/bail money. It is a toss up.

My daughter is the one I worry about. She's beautiful, and I'm not just saying that because she's mine.

Big brown eyes, long lashes, thick brown hair, dimples, and a smile that makes you melt. She's also smart as a whip and fearless.

She's going to cause me many sleepless nights when she starts dating. Thankfully that not happening until she's 30, if I can help it. ;)

My son is a charmer, but he lacks the confidence. Of course he's only 11 (12 in Sept) so I'm sure that will come in time. When it does, I'm in trouble, as is every female within a 10 miles radius (that's how far he can ride his bike without getting tired ;))

Fearless is so, so good and so, so bad.

Good wins, I think... but it comes at a price... paid by the parents, I think...