As most of you know Starby is not well, she's fighting for her life, she's losing the battle. Well the castle has always been her favorite thread so I'm doing this for her. Let's make her proud.

We're back in the castle kids. I've repaired the roof, the dungeon has been cleaned (so you better behave) I bought new alligators (the old ones didn't make it).

The ghosts are so happy that we're coming back, they promised not to scare anyone for the first two day, after that all bets are off.

The Sheriff has a new office and his Deputy has a new patrol bike (it's a 10 speed :p)

There's a garage for Rebbie's motorbike and the Queen (that's me) has a new bedroom with red drapes and new marble floors (what? I'm the Queen, I need all the frills!)

So come on in, but enter with caution.

Oh Stringer dear, you're in charge of feeding the alligators, count your fingers when you're done.

Muwahahahahahahahaha!

Hehe, First! :)

Was going to post that as new thread:

Hey all! :)

That is the new castle, all renovated, with the crocodiles and piranhas as hungry as ever! :eek:

All are invited! But beware! There are ghosts, skeletons, and others awaiting! (there're inoffensive though ;))

Ok, this thread was made, for you Starby, with the request of some of us, including myself. We hope with all our heart that you'll overcome that difficulty and that we'll be seeing you soon on the thread. Please, don't go, stay with us, fight! We need you ducky...

Hey hey HEY!!!!!! I'm here, where's Yogi bear..

Well, I think that we need some prisoners... and since we haven't rehabed the jail they can be used to feed the gators... yep, I said that right... 'use them to feed the gators... ha ha, they get very, very hungry you know. All that noise that they make snapping those jaws...

Deputies... ya can toss 'um off the draw bridge... Opps, we need prisoners first... we have our work cut out for us... gators are hungry...

That was really nice Unky. :)

Stringer, I don't know about Yogi but Boo Boo is in the dungeon. ;)

We need a jail... have to increase the taxes... that seems to be the fad lately... :(

We need a jail...have to increase the taxes...that seems to be the fad lately.......:(

We have the dungeon dear.

Besides, if we have a jail you'll only be tempted to throw me in it!

I Queen Alty vote no on the jail! :D

We have the dungeon dear.

Besides, if we have a jail you'll only be tempted to throw me in it!

I Queen Alty vote no on the jail! :D

A jail is necessary my Queen... keep the staff happy... they will get out of hand...

Can we say revolution?

Can I be the wench? Haha

Sarah

Am I allowed in here
:: looks around ::
I wasn't around when the other castle threads were started.

Am I allowed in here
:: looks around ::
I wasn't around when the other castle threads were started.Of course Shazzy! :)

Yay!! Dibs on being the dragon carer :cool:

Just wondering.

I don't know if it's just me and my thinking but...

It seems that every time I go into a thread people leave. I get a few "hi's"... it's not the "hi" part that bothers me, it's the fact that I come in and it feels like "oh it's you".

I know I left all of the sudden a while ago. Sorry about that. A lot of things happened during that time. Sorry if I did anything.

I don't know. Just a feeling.

Sarah

I get that sometimes Muddy...

There will be a post frenzy and then as soon as I post everyone disappears... I guess they are just busy.

I am a little rude and don't always say goodbye, usually because I don't out the computer down unless I have to run off!

Okay... mom was using the puter just then. I'm here now, for about 30 minutes more, until bedtime.

Can I be the wench? haha

Sarah

Wench... lol that cracked me up.


Just wondering.

I don't know if it's just me and my thinking but...

It seems that everytime I go into a thread people leave. I get a few "hi's"... it's not the "hi" part that bothers me, it's the fact that I come in and it feels like "oh it's you".

I know I left all of the sudden a while ago. Sorry about that. A lot of things happened during that time. Sorry if I did anything.

I don't know. Just a feeling.

Sarah


Well I am still sort of new so I am with you Mud! You didn't do anything to me. But I think you should be the first in the dungeon for being so silly! All in favor raise your hand..

Can I play in the castle for Starby? I would love to be the gardener and plant her some daisys and sunflowers.

Well I am still sort of new so I am with ya Mud! You didnt do anything to me. But I think you should be the first in the dungeon for being so silly!! All in favor raise your hand..

:: raises hand ::

While you were gone Muddy everyone was saying how they wondered where you went and they missed you!

Ok, 88sunflower, the garden's at the back of the castle, turn right after that huge door, into that corridor, pass over the alligators through that bridge, and there you are! :)

Ok, 88sunflower, the garden's at the back of the castle, turn right after that huge door, into that corridor, pass over the alligators through that bridge, and there you are! :)

Can we put a muzzle on the alligators... or at least drain some water out of the moat, they keep climbing up onto the bridge!

Ok, you can do it if you want Shazzy.. I'm too scared of them to approach them. I've got my spear to keep them away... so what the point of having it if I want to get close to them, lol.

The bridge is safe. It wasn't the last time... almost falling into pieces! :eek: Now, we've put on some solid foundations. They wo't be able to climb up, don't worry.

I have to pass over the aligators? Wait a minutes. Maybe I should plant something in the front of the castle first. When those 'gators get fed and aren't snapping at me I will then go in through that door and over the bridge and where? Good grief I am lost! Is there a map?

No need for one 88sunflower, just describe me the room in which you are.

Btw, we now need to find you a nick... 88sunflower is kind of long... lol

The room I am in is so big, beautiful etched windows over looking that pond over there, where am I? There is creaking! Help get me out of here!!


Any nick is fine with me. When I first joined the site I was going to use my AOL buddy name which is zonerboner11... but wasn't sure that would go over well. But you could all call me boner and I would laugh every time like I am now

Hmmm, I think you're in Starby's room. She always liked to have a pond nearby her window... Ok, just go out, turn to your left. You shall see a large hall, the common room. Go to the far right door, past a corridor, then turn left, then right. You'll be at the entrance of the castle.

Ok, let's wait for the others to vote a nick. Maybe Suny will do... Anyway, we'll see.

Good grief Unky the enterance of the castle! I thought I was in the castle. Do you think my GPS would work here? Lmao

I almost missed this one! :)

Hey there NM! Welcome to the Castle of Doom! :)

Bye everyone, I'm off to bed.

Bye everyone, I'm off to bed.

Night Unky!

Ok, 88sunflower, the garden's at the back of the castle, turn right after that huge door, into that corridor, pass over the alligators through that bridge, and there you are! :)

Shaz... pay attention... "pass over the gators... ' Ah huh... :D


No need for one 88sunflower, just describe me the room in which you are.

Btw, we now need to find you a nick... 88sunflower is kinda long...lol

Sunny


There are many, many dangers in the Castle of Doom... always beware... just when you think that you are in a safe place... KAPOWEE...

And there is always someone watching you... he hee

Stringer

Jester! Jester! I got to be the Jester!

Ok, so I just found the place and we are already rambling into the third page... there isn't any patience around here... you must wait for me... I can't breathe, can't hear... I am slow as molasses... and ready to continue rambling until someone stops me.

Jester! Jester! I got to be the Jester!!

Ok, so I just found the place and we are already rambling into the third page... there isn't any patience around here... you must wait for me... I can't breathe, can't hear... I am slow as molasses... and ready to continue rambling til someone stops me.

Great... more fodder for the gators and ghosts... not to mention the unmentionables... :D

What do I get to be? :(
I didn't know we all needed to take on characters...

What's a castle without Cinderella?

Who do you want to be, I am someone new everyday. :D

Wow, 3and 1/2 hours for 4 pages. Queen Alty, where do you want this load of bugs for the dungeon? Straight down there or you want to look first?

The rats will be along later if they survive the gators

Feed them rats to the gators so I can get over the bridge to plant my flowers! I have been waiting!

Yes we do need a Cinderalla for sure. A romeo and juliet would be great.

A romeo and juliet would be great.

Altenweg, Altenweg, wherefore art thou, Altenweg?

What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Nikosmom is the sun.

Alty where did you go? Be our Juliet! Let down your beautiful hair.

Alty where did you go? Be our Juliet! Let down your beautiful hair.

Wait, what play is Rapunzel in?

Wait, what play is Rapunzel in?

Who cares lets just invite him in. There is plenty of room for all. Snow white, the 7 dwarfs, oh and bambi on the lawn! Yes its all coming together.

Did the bugs run everybody off?

Cleared the room again.

Sorry, Sunny, you're stuck with me

Well Cat lets get this castle rocking then! I was wondering why everone ran off. Maybe they are lost in the hallways.

I hope it's my timing. OK, rock the castle... Meatloaf or Cruxshadows?

Meatloaf by far!! Turn it up and no one will know but us. We will pay the maid to clean up before they all return. Drinks anyone??

Irish with a water back, please.

Let's see, change the tune, John Lee Hooker and some blues.

Your turn, Sunny. I got to go. Cya

Oohh look at those sparkly goblets on the mantel? Do you think they would know if we used them?

By cat!!

This castle is scary all alone! Wait who am I talking to? No one I am alone! Yikes the creaking.. lol

I hear you knocking red. I am so lonely! We were rocking to Meatloaf and having drinks then I am alone! Want to a drink. I am using the fancy goblets.

Got it!
Lets go. I have been here alone to long. You lead and I will follow. Lets use her hair brush hee hee chuckling we can be queens for a day while she is out sshh don't tell

Pist pist... is anyone there?
Yeah here,under this eh them table thingy..

Sunflower... sunflower?
Is that you?


Ooohh fancy goblets...
Look sunflower, there's a door here,I think it leads to queen altys room..

Lets have a look around, don't forget the wine!


OK,but be quite,I think I hear her snoring..
(sunflower and red enter queen altys room)

Sunflower lets look in this chest... OHMYGOD.. is that what I think it is?

(chuckling) she snores funny

What is it in he chest!

It look like.. no,it can't be.. (red starts sobbing)
Its princess nikosmom hair.. the shock the horror.. what has the beautiful but evil queen alty done...
We need a hero sunflower.. here top up this goblet.. ahhhh,for the shock you know..
Hmmmm,who's going to be the hero?

Her hair! Oh evil queen alty how could you! (topping off goblets, twice)
Hero? Where art thy hero? Lol
We must find the birds and mice to sew the princesses hair back on

It a plan sunflower... mice and birds.. hmm,where do we get mice and birds?

Sunflower do you feel brave? I have an evil and cunning plan... shush sunflower,(sunflower giggling on the floor)

I do feel brave. I have some liquid strength brewing inside me. But I can't stop giggling... oh that wine makes me silly (standing up wiping smile off my face)

Evil and cunning plan, well its more of an idea really,but first sunflower we need more wine,and I'm mad hungry,wonder if there's anything to eat around here?
(red and sunflower look around the room)

There's no food here sunflower,but lets take princess nikosmom hair and the goblets and this magic sparkly thingy,and ohh don't forget the meatloaf cd..

I love an evil sounding plan.

Very thirsty, we must find more wine to. Isn't there a pantry in this castle? Walking quietly we musnt wake that queen alty.

OK,lets tip toe.. oh da na, its just a little bottle of wine I found,hic cup hic cup aahhhh choo
... oohh look the lift!
(red and sunflower enter the lift,lots of buttons )
Them,guess the one that says pantry.. im afraid to press the button sunflower,what if something terrible happens?

Oohh the buttons are blury red... wait is this wine we are drinking? (sniffing goblet) sooo blury reaching reaching reaaacchinngg for button... sunflowers falls

Red find me someplace to lay down head hurting
Are we moving?



Hold down the castle I have to go now, its scary alone maybe I can come back later (psss don't drink all the wine)

SUNFLOWEEERRRR.. uh oh.. sunflower sunflower can you hear me..
(red looks frantically around for help).. shaz,unky mudweiser anyoneee..
Guess its just me and my trusty bottle opener.
Don't worry sunflower our hero is coming..
Ill sing to you.. hmm a song a song..
Oh,I have one.. raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens bright copper kettles do do do do dod do...

Hello my minions (sp?)

I see you've all been busy while the Queen was off working. Tsk tsk.

We cannot put muzzles on the gators, there's no one willing to do it. I fed them some of the rats that Cats brought (hee, hee, that rhymes) and now they're content, so Sunny, plant your flowers.

Red, I would never cut off NM's hair. Me thinks we have a hairdresser in our midst. Who is it? Where are they? Come out come out wherever you are!

I must send a notice to Princess Rebbie, if you hear a loud noise that's just her bike, don't be afraid.

For those of you that weren't here for the first few castles (yes, there have been a few) Starby is a duck, a poor one feathered duck. You see Sheriff Stringer plucked her, so she only has the one little tail feather. She likes to go swimming in the pond, but she's nakie, so no pictures!

In the evenings I turn into a bunny. Do not try to catch me and eat me, I bite!

Stringer is the Sheriff, M is his deputy, break the castle rules and you go to the dungeon.

What are the rules you ask? Well, I make them up as I go along.

Have fun now. Behave.

Lower the draw bridge, Princess Rebbie is on her way!!!!!!!! Here I come! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, so good to be back home. Looks like we have lots of new friends!!! My Queen Alty, thank you for the link! Sheriff, hmmm, you seem to still have a little bite from the last castle. What happened to my protector Sheriff, giving courage to me, and by the way where is Angel??? Unky.......yahoo.........didn't call everyone by name but our Queen Starby would be so proud Queen Alty. I am so glad to be here and to meet everyone! Thanks for the special parking area for the bike!!!

(sunflower waking from too much wine with red)

Yawwnnn oh my aching head... where am I? Where is red? What happened to me. I see he goblets, wine, some hair and a shiny thing... still so hungry.

Princess Rebbie, welcome.

'Tis I, the dungeon keeper and torturer. Has anyone given offense? I shall fetch the sheriff.

Gasp the sherriff! I will run and hide. Wait I am an innocent by stander.

And here at the Sherriff's office we have the giant Duck statue, for Starby. Note how lifelike the feather is.

How beautiful!

Do not pluck that last feather, otherwise she'll be completely nakie! Nakie duck. Eeeeek!

Rebbie dear so glad you made it. For those of you that are new to the castle, Rebbie is our Princess, our swet lady with a roaring motorbike. Be kind to Princess Rebbie, otherwise you'll have the Deputy to deal with.

Where is our Deputy?

M? M? Where are you M?

Someone must guard the feather! We need a guard to stand tall.

Unky can be our guard, he has a spear and courage and he's not here to say no. :)

Perfect! Unky guard that lone feather!

Unky your new title is now "Feather Guard" I'll get M to make you a badge. :)

When the Sherriff returns I'll get him a guard badge, yer Majesty

Hee, hee, I like being called that. Giggle. :)

Where is our Deputy?

M? M? Where are you M?

I'm here Alty , and I have my new Avi which will be in use until this thread is finished for our starby who always calls me Batman :cool:

My you new kids are chatty :eek:

Hee, hee, I like being called that. Giggle. :)

I'm quoting the "Evolution" movie.

I'm here Alty , and I have my new Avi which will be in use until this thread is finished for our starby who always calls me Batman :cool:

My you new kids are chatty :eek:

I was just going to PM you M. PM, M, that's funny. Say it fast 10 times, it tickles. :p

Love the batman avy, maybe I should change mine to a bunny for this thread.

What do you boys think?

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... I have my new Avi which will be in use until this thread is finished for our starby who always calls me Batman :cool:


Gee that seems familiar... ;)

Hi NM. I will dub you Maiden NM, you shall be a maiden. Try and pull that one off. ;)

Oops, wrong thread. :(

Use the second little bunny. He looks lonely.

Hi NM. I will dub you Maiden NM, you shall be a maiden. Try and pull that one off. ;)

Oops, wrong thread. :(

Hmmm "Maiden"... do you think that's even believable? :confused:

But I suppose roleplaying can always be fun...

Hmmm "Maiden"... do you think that's even believable?? :confused:

But I suppose roleplaying can always be fun...

Wrong thread! Wrong thread! Alarm! Alarm. :eek:

A maiden you shall be.

M, get her a maiden outfit, will you?

Cats, the second one? The last time I posted that Stringer thought it was a rat, so did a lot of other people. I had to keep explaining that it's a bunny. I hate explaining things. :(

I'll keep looking.

Maybe I can find a Queen bunny. :)

Wrong thread! Wrong thread! Alarm! Alarm. :eek:



Geesh, Alty get your mind out of the gutter. :rolleyes:

Wow, 3and 1/2 hours for 4 pages. Queen Alty, where do you want this load of bugs for the dungeon? Straight down there or you wanna look first?

The rats will be along later if they survive the gators

Queen's room is down the hall to the left... :D

The Sheriff


What light thru yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Nikosmom is the sun.

Cat... here's a tissue, wipe the brown off... ha ha :rolleyes:


Alty where did you go? Be our Juliet! Let down your beautiful hair.

No, NO... Alty is the Queen... geeseee... :rolleyes:

A maiden you shall be.

M, get her a maiden outfit, will you?



As per your wish Queen Alty...

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Queen's room is down the hall to the left...:D

The Sheriff

Aha, so the truth comes out dear Sheriff. Well, you played the wrong card. I once dated an entomologist, bugs don't scare me, I actually really like them.

So, come to me my bug friends, I will train you and then we will get the Sheriff and my whip!

Ha! Take that! :D


As per your wish Queen Alty............

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Um, M, she's supposed to look virginal and sweet. Try again. :eek:

Ah, Sherriff.

We need a guard's badge for Unky.

Cat...here's a tissue, wipe the brown off....ha ha :rolleyes:

Awww Cats, I never even noticed that post...

Now now Stringer, you can compliment me too. Geesh. :D

Got it!
Lets go. I have been here alone to long. You lead and I will follow. Lets use her hair brush hee hee chuckling we can be queens for a day while she is out sshh dont tell

Alty... candidates for the jail... he hee.. :D

Um, M, she's supposed to look virginal and sweet. Try again. :eek:

Boring... ::trudges off to the cloak room::

Awww Cats, I never even noticed that post. :D

Now I got to think up a Shakespeare quote for Shazzy and Starty, but finding one that scans right...

Um, M, she's supposed to look virginal and sweet. Try again. :eek:

Alty, if that's what he wants me to wear, then I will wear it for him. I'm a pleaser remember? ;)

it look like..no,it can't be..(red starts sobbing)
its princess nikosmom hair..the shock the horror..what has the beautiful but evil queen alty done...
we need a hero sunflower..here top up this goblet..ahhhh,for the shock you know..
hmmmm,whos going to be the hero?

(The Sheriff): Someone called?

Boring................. ::trudges off to the cloak room::

A cloak? Just a cloak?

Ok. :D

Alty, if that's what he wants me to wear, then I will wear it for him. I'm a pleaser remember? ;)

:: raises hand and leers ::

:: shuffles off to dungeon to feed the spiders ::

Alty, if that's what he wants me to wear, then I will wear it for him. I'm a pleaser remember? ;)

Nm
I was just tryin' to get you something that would suit you... and me ;)

Nm
I was just tryin' to get you something that would suit you.......................and me ;)

I think it suits me very well... although the top is a little small for me... :rolleyes:

But how do I look? ::twirling for the boys::

Oops, I think I may be spilling out of my new garb...

I was just going to PM you M. PM, M, that's funny. Say it fast 10 times, it tickles. :p

Love the batman avy, maybe I should change mine to a bunny for this thread.

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I pick number... 2 it's cute. :) REmember... Where's that mouse trap??


Hmmm "Maiden"... do you think that's even believable?? :confused:

But I suppose roleplaying can always be fun...

You shall be rescued from the castle tower... opps you don't have any hair!! :eek::eek::eek:


As per your wish Queen Alty............

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GAWD....I love how you think Deputy....just love it !!!!! :D:D

YOu shall be rescued from the castle tower...opps you don't have any hair !!!!! :eek::eek::eek:

Whaddya mean I don't have any hair? :eek:

So there is no technology at all in this castle?

No chance of Michael J. Fox coming back from the future with stuff?

Ah, Sherriff.

We need a guard's badge for Unky.

I will have the chief deputy make him one... by the way, M is the Chief Deputy... and he doesn't take any crap... many empty places in the dungeon cells... :p


Aha, so the truth comes out dear Sheriff. Well, you played the wrong card. I once dated an entomologist, bugs don't scare me, I actually really like them.

So, come to me my bug friends, I will train you and then we will get the Sheriff and my whip!

Ha! Take that! :D

No... I lead them on a wild 'duck' chase.... my Queen...


Awww Cats, I never even noticed that post...

Now now Stringer, you can compliment me too. Geesh. :D

Check my posts sweet... you should be proud of me... but I keep detailed records.. :rolleyes:


:: shuffles off to dungeon to feed the spiders ::

Yep... Unky's waiting for you... anyone that breaks the rules... yep Alty's rules and I enforce them... :D


I think it suits me very well... although the top is a little small for me...:rolleyes:

But how do I look? ::twirling for the boys::

Oops, I think I may be spilling out of my new garb...

THAT... got the Sheriff's attention... :eek:


So there is no technology at all in this castle?

No chance of Michael J. Fox coming back from the future with stuff?

The only thing that moves mechanically is Rebbie's bike...


What the h*ll !!!!! LOOK !!! There is a lot of feathers laying on the floor, all the way down the hallway..


Spooky... very spooky...

The Sheriff has a crime to look into, me thinks. Deputy... where is my magnifying glass?

(Sheriff looks around... silence... where did they all go?)

Cover yourself up NM. We're a respectful castle.

M! What have you done?


[B]What the h*ll????? LOOK !!! There is a lot of feathers laying on the floor, all the way down the hallway....?


Spooky....very spooky......

The duck is playing tricks on us. Or maybe it's a down filled pillow.

Did I tell you that Chewy got hold of one of my down filled pillows? I didn't notice. Today I went in the back yard to pick up dog poo, it looks like someone killed a goose back there!

Darn puppy. :(


I want a sexy Queen dress.

M! Please, work your magic.

Cover yourself up NM. We're a respectful castle.

M! What have you done?

B-but-but Alty! He granted your wish and produced an outfit suitable for this maiden. I am covered up... mostly :rolleyes:

The duck is playing tricks on us. Or maybe it's a down filled pillow.

Did I tell you that Chewy got hold of one of my down filled pillows? I didn't notice. Today I went in the back yard to pick up dog poo, it looks like someone killed a goose back there!

Darn puppy. :(

You're sure it was the pillow? ;)

B-but-but Alty! He granted your wish and produced an outfit suitable for this maiden. I am covered up... mostly :rolleyes:

Alty, knows better than anyone else how hard it is to get the boulders properly put away and covered...

Geesh

The Sheriff has a crime to look into, me thinks. Deputy...where is my magnifying glass?

(Sheriff looks around....silence.....where did they all go?)

Look up Sheriff, I'm right here.

Um, my eyes are higher up! :rolleyes:

You're sure it was the pillow? ;)

:eek: I hope it was.

Damn! :(

Alty, knows better than anyone else how hard it is to get the boulders properly put away and covered...

geesh

If you've got the boulders we've got the holders.

Giggle. :p

Or another favorite, for the smaller girls. What nature has forgotten, we stuff with cotton. :)

Alty, knows better than anyone else how hard it is to get the boulders properly put away and covered...

geesh

HEY DEPUTY... 'bout time you showed up for work... :D

HEY DEPUTY....'bout time you showed up for work.....:D

You can't have everyone! I need minions! :(

You can't have everyone! I need minions! :(

OOOOppppps... sorry, looked quickly and I thought that it was Joesph for some reason... duh :rolleyes:

HEY DEPUTY....'bout time you showed up for work.....:D

No work for me, I am just in for a visit... I am the self-appointed Jester... at Alty service, always. :D

Phew , you guys keep me busy... :rolleyes:


The Sheriff has a crime to look into, me thinks. Deputy...where is my magnifying glass?

(Sheriff looks around....silence.....where did they all go?)

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I want a sexy Queen dress.

M! Please, work your magic.

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You can't have everyone! I need minions! :(

But... I am at your service my Queen... most of the time... :rolleyes:

M.. need a badge for Unky...

OOOOppppps...sorry, looked quickly and I thought that it was Joesph for some reason...duh :rolleyes:

Wow, confused for Joe, now THERE is a first... looks like boobies to me.

No work for me, I am just in for a visit... I am the self-appointed Jester... at Alty service, always. :D

It was a mistake.

Wow, confused for Joe, now THERE is a first... looks like boobies to me.

Well... it's dark in here... buy that? He hee:)

It's OK, I am often mistaken for random men. ;)

My boobies are much bigger then Joes! Just saying.

M, why does NM get the super hot super sexy maiden costume and I end up looking like Queen Elizabeth? Hurumph.

Justy, those aren't your juggling balls you have in your hands.

Someone turn on the lights!

M, why does NM get the super hot super sexy maiden costume and I end up looking like Queen Elizabeth? Hurumph.


See Alty, you wouldn't be taken seriously as the Queen if your outfit was too revealing... Plus, you look waaay better than Queen Elizabeth! :)

M..need a badge for Unky...

Hope Unky likes it... :cool:

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The Queen of Hearts... is it most appropriate, Alty?

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I like it Justy. But I'm bigger then that! ;)

The Queen of Hearts... is it most appropriate, Alty?

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How do you resize these pics... darnit!! M, help!!


Justy
I'm assuming you Googled this and just saved the thumbnail which is a small image , if you click on the Thumbnail you'll get a much larger image that has more pixels. As you can see I can resize this but it's not much good.

Lesson 1 over :cool:

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I think this one suits me.

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Like this Justy;

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Trying again, how about this one

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That better?

Like this Justy;

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This one looks like it suits you as a Queen.

::bowing::

I love the socks on the one you posted Justy.

Yes NM, I like her SOCKS! HA! :)

Justy
I'm assuming you Googled this and just saved the thumbnail which is a small image , if you click on the Thumbnail you'll get a much larger image that has more pixels. As you can see I can resize this but it's not much good.

Lesson 1 over :cool:

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I think I might be a good learner. :D

YOu guys are wayyyyyy too chatty:)

I think I might be a good learner. :D

I agree: Here's your Greenie 20664

:D :D

YOu guys are wayyyyyy too chatty:)

Starty's here! Yay!

Hi Starty. What do you want to be? A Princess? A Maiden? A Jester? The alligator feeder? Choose, but choose wisely. :)

Hey Starty :)

Hope Unky likes it........................:cool:

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Good Job... but don't be asking for a raise now... the economy you know... :rolleyes:

Like this Justy;

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I do... I likeeeee.:D

Hi guys!
I am the Warrior... you silly! I thought it was obvious?

Hi guys!!
I am the Warrior...you silly! I thought it was obvious?

Yeah. Duh. :p

You already have your uniform! Protect us!

Off subject, but I thought that this was funny:


Three Explorers Are Captured...

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you get to choose how you die."

The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.

The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a pistol, he points it at his head, says, "God save the queen!" and blows his brains out.

The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere.

There's blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled, and screams, "What are you doing???"

The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "So much for your canoe, a**h*le!"

LMAO, good one Stringer.

Starty, for you.

YouTube - Scandal - "The Warrior" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT9t5nkZn8I)

LMAO, good one Stringer.

Starty, for you.

YouTube - Scandal - "The Warrior" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT9t5nkZn8I)

LOL! Alty, I was thinking of that!! Great minds...

I've switched careers. I no longer want to be the wench... I heard about syphilis..

Can I be a knight?

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Hey all.

Sarah

A Knight. Well, we don't really have dragons, only alligators. I guess you could be the Knight that feeds the alligators.

The gator food is in the dungeon. Watch out for crazy Larry, he's been down there for a while. ;)

Got to run for a bit kids. Time to put my munchkins to bed.

I'll be back later.

Hold down the castle for me. Sheriff, keep everyone in line, okay?

Hi guys!!
I am the Warrior...you silly! I thought it was obvious?

I found a friend for you starty... ;)

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I found a friend for you starty.............;)


I'd like a Friend4u178 too... just saying ;)

(Sorry, couldn't resist :o)

Hey Herbie , long time ;)



NM , behave :rolleyes:

Hey Dneirf :)

Hi NM. ♥

It's been a while, I know.


Sarah

So a little birdie told me you may have a new job soon ;)

Hey Sarah... you love me? :o

And not me :(

Yeah, my boss harassed me and well I haven't been the same... other things happened along the way but I'm o.k. now.

NM of course I love you with all my Oompaness.
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Sarah

Hmm, Oompaness... OK... :p

::tossing some Oompaness right back over to Sarah::

I get no Oompaness?

So sad. I'm the Queen, where's my love?

And not me :(

::Lawrd knows, I am biting my tongue right now. :(::

Got to share the love around NM ;)

Gotta share the love around NM ;)

And yet here I sit, loveless. :(

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, might as well eat worms! :(

Gotta share the love around NM ;)

Do I hafta? :o

And yet here I sit, loveless. :(

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, might as well eat worms! :(

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

Stop rolling your eyes at me, I'm busy eating worms! :cool:

And yet here I sit, loveless. :(

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, might as well eat worms! :(

We all love you Alty! :)

We all love you Alty! :)

Tell it to the worms! :p

Hello, Deputy reporting for duty. It feels like it has been for a long time since we have been in the castle.

Happy to see it dedicated and back for another ROUND.

Hello, Deputy reporting for duty. It feels like it has been for a long time since we have been in the castle.

Happy to see it dedicated and back for another ROUND.

Hi Deputy Joe. Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;)

Oops, wrong thread. :(

tell it to the worms! :p

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LOL! I love it M. I really love it.

That worm is sooooo cute!

Aw, now I feel bad. :(

Love you too. Just in case you didn't know. :)

And just like that my greenie streak is over. Stupid newbies. :(

Grrr.

{{{GROUP HUG}}}

Wait- whose hand was on my fantastic arse?

Alty girl, you better know we all love you by now! You're the glue that keeps this family together. You're awesome and you should know that by now! :)

Hello, Deputy reporting for duty. It feels like it has been for a long time since we have been in the castle.

Happy to see it dedicated and back for another ROUND.

THIS TIME.... Hey Deputy... glad you made it! :D

{{{GROUP HUG}}}

Wait- whose hand was on my fantastic arse??

Alty girl, you better know we all love you by now! You're the glue that keeps this family together. You're awesome and you should know that by now! :)

This glue is coming unglued. I'm ticked. Really ticked. I may just unleash Angry Alty.

Stringer, I need to borrow my whip. I'll give it back, just need it for 5 minutes!

Balanced it Alty.

Love the new avi Stringer!

This glue is coming unglued. I'm ticked. Really ticked. I may just unleash Angry Alty.

Stringer, I need to borrow my whip. I'll give it back, just need it for 5 minutes!

Yeah... right. :rolleyes:

this glue is coming unglued. I'm ticked. Really ticked. I may just unleash angry alty.

Stringer, i need to borrow my whip. I'll give it back, just need it for 5 minutes!

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Aww, OMG, you guys are so sweet. You didn't have to give me a balancer, I do appreciate it though.

It wasn't so much the reddie that angered me, if I'm wrong I can handle a reddie, but a newbie that didn't read the rules giving a reddie for an opinion. Makes me mad.

Doesn't anyone read the farking rules?

Hugs you two. Thanks a bunch. :)

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And this is why I love M. :)

Thank you dear.

I kind of hope the newbie comes back for a fight. It's been a
While since I tore someone a new arse. ;)

Okay, calm down Alty. Breathe. Breathe. BREATHE!! :eek:

Aww, OMG, you guys are so sweet. You didn't have to give me a balancer, I do appreciate it though.

It wasn't so much the reddie that angered me, if I'm wrong I can handle a reddie, but a newbie that didn't read the rules giving a reddie for an opinion. Makes me mad.

Doesn't anyone read the farking rules?

Hugs you two. Thanks a bunch. :)

Well, if you had given the thread... you would have three greenies...

Doesn't anyone read the farking rules?



We have rules?? :confused:

We have rules???? :confused:

Only some of us deputy, only some of us... :D

We have rules???? :confused:

LMAO! I'm the only one that doesn't have to obey the rules.

He's back, wants to fight.

Bring it on! :D

Stringer dear;

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/children/other-kids-363299.html :p

HaHaHa

Thanks for trying Stringer.

Now he's trying to explain himself. Fine, but you could have done that by quoting me and disagreeing, not giving me a reddie.

I'm fine. Sigh.

Where is everyone?

THAT is the third time I tried to give you a greenie and couldn't...

Loved the video... gotta go AGAIN, son needs the puter... darn it!

Later Starty :)

Loved the video...gotta go AGAIN, son needs the puter...darn it!

What was that BLUR... wow... a Blitz... he hee. Can you stay long enough for a quick... "hi?" :D

We can seeya Dahlia ;)

Somebody saw Jesushelper and ran away. What are the chances of that. Lol Just kidding folks.

Anyway, no ha ha ha, that is fine. See you all folks later. Deputy is going to take a nappy.

We can seeya Dahlia ;)

Yep... send her to the draw bridge... with fish to feed the gators... M... why are you raising the bridge?? She's going in... :eek :rolleyes:

We can seeya Dahlia ;)

Why did I picture the lady on the "polka dot door" when you said that?

And I see Stringer and M and Dahlia and Alty... Giggle. I love that show! :D

Somebody saw Jesushelper and ran away. What are the chances of that. lol Just kidding folks.

Anyway, no ha ha ha, that is fine. See you all folks later. Deputy is going to take a nappy.

K... but show up for work on time tomorrow deputy... ;)

Stringer, how many Deputy's do you have?

You can't see me! It's dark... really really dark:eek:

You can't see me! It's dark...really really dark:eek:

Here's a candle Dahlia. Don't worry about the dark, you'll get used to it. :)

Welcome to the castle of Doom.

What would you like to be? Alligator feeder? Maiden? Jester? Let me know otherwise
I will choose for you. Muwahahahahahaha! Cough. Ack! That went down wrong. :(

I'm thinking aligator feeder, they don't eat ALL the time right? The rats need to be put in a cage though. Catsmine will take care of that.

I'm thinking aligator feeder, they don't eat ALL the time right? The rats need to be put in a cage though. Catsmine will take care of that.

Alligator feeder it is. You are indeed a brave soul.

Here's the stick you'll need to keep them at bay. Here's the pail for the rats. Oh, and here's some bandaids, gauze, disinfectant, needle, thread, tape, you know, just in case. ;)

I'm thinking aligator feeder, they don't eat ALL the time right? The rats need to be put in a cage though. Catsmine will take care of that.

In this castle we have crocaducks , care to be their feeder Dahlia?

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In this castle we have crocaducks , care to be their feeder Dahlia??

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EEEK! What did Starby do with the crocks? :eek::eek::eek:

Bad ducky, no more conjugal visits with the crocks!

Thanks for the candle, :eek: lost shoe on drawbridge, aligators are hungry!
::hobbles away to look for bandages::

Didn't you pack the kit I gave you?

There are band aids in the kit!

Hey, you're dripping blood on the floor.

Cleanup in the foyer! Cleanup in the foyer!

Missed them, sorry
Losing conscience-ness... getting sleepy very sleepy

Is there a grocery store clerk at hand?

Is there a grocery store clerk at hand?

Do you need grocery's?

missed them, sorry
losing conscience-ness...getting sleepy very sleepy

Quick, Joe, get the castle doctor.

Darnit, we might lose another alligator feeder. :(

This is getting old.

In this castle we have crocaducks , care to be their feeder Dahlia??

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That is JUST WRONG!! :o

Cold stone floor feels good, I just need a hot poker for my wound and a good nights sleep and I am back on the job.

I need a blankie, it's cold!

That is JUST WRONG!!!!:o

LOL... don't get your fingers too close to his bill starty :cool:

Princess Rebbie, welcome.

'Tis I, the dungeon keeper and torturer. Has anyone given offense? I shall fetch the sheriff.

Thank you and nice to meet you! I have been to the dungeon but only by escort. The Sheriff and Deputy always protects... well... in the old castle did... guess we will have to see if they are still their sweet loving selves or if perhaps they have made some changes but I still trust them, for now!! But I am a Princess, sweet and naïve, but was given courage in the last castle so maybe I shall have more wisdom as well. I will be able to discern if the Sheriff and Deputy are their true inner sweet selves on next we meet. :p

I'm here at your service Princess Rebby :)

I found a friend for you starty.............;)

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Angel, you sure know how to scare me!! Starty, what do you think?? I think I will take the Rebel for a spin, just in case this guy is lurking. Angel, you know I get scared!! Goodness. I hope for Starty's sake, he is a good guy... aaaaaawwwhhhh Angel, I know if you know him, he has to be a good guy, right?? Right?? :eek:

I'm here at your service Princess Rebby :)

Oh Angel, I have missed you! You are still your sweet precious self!! How refreshing... now... ssshhhh, tell me about the Sheriff. Is he still his really sweet protecting self also this go 'round? I know your hearts. I know you both tried to be toughies for a bit, but I see your hearts and know they are good! :p

::whispers in Rebby's ear::

He's still as protective as ever Rebby , nothing changes

Stringer, how many Deputy's do you have?

3... that's all.

Alligator feeder it is. You are indeed a brave soul.

Here's the stick you'll need to keep them at bay. Here's the pail for the rats. Oh, and here's some bandaids, gauze, disinfectant, needle, thread, tape, you know, just in case. ;)

Yeah... those suckers are vicious. The last 'feeder' had stubs for fingers. :eek::eek::rolleyes:

Do you need grocery's?

You asked for cleanup? Grocery clerk would clean it up well.

Thank you and nice to meet you! I have been to the dungeon but only by escort. The Sheriff and Deputy always protects........well............in the old castle did...........guess we will have to see if they are still their sweet loving selves or if perhaps they have made some changes but I still trust them, for now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I am a Princess, sweet and naive, but was given courage in the last castle so maybe I shall have more wisdom as well. I will be able to discern if the Sheriff and Deputy are their true inner sweet selves on next we meet. :p

Oh ye of little faith... (sigh) :rolleyes:

::whispers in Rebby's ear::

He's still as protective as ever Rebby , nothing changes

::whispers back in Angel's ear:::

Thank you. I know when one has a good heart, don't I Angel?......Part of my job as Princess, you little sweet Angel! I knew he wouldn't change, not really. You both may need to be tough at first but I know and love ya both! :p

You asked for cleanup? Grocery clerk would clean it up well.

"Blood spill in the foyer" "Clerk bring mop and bucket...." :p "Oh and a body bag...."(sic).

::whispers back in Angel's ear:::

Thank you. I know when one has a good heart, don't I Angel?......Part of my job as Princess, you little sweet Angel! I knew he wouldn't change, not really. You both may need to be tough at first but I know and love ya both! :p


;)

::whispers back in Angel's ear:::

Thank you. I know when one has a good heart, don't I Angel?......Part of my job as Princess, you little sweet Angel! I knew he wouldn't change, not really. You both may need to be tough at first but I know and love ya both! :p

Drats!! Busted ! :rolleyes::):eek:

Sheriff, you must be exhausted running and chasing bad guys and gals all day and night. Look at that Avi, just take a little break and take time to breath. You may borrow my Rebel if you wish! I've missed you! So nice to be home again!

Sheriff, you must be exhausted running and chasing bad guys and gals all day and night. Look at that Avi, just take a little break and take time to breath. You may borrow my Rebel if you wish! I've missed you! So nice to be home again!

Good to have you back princess... no rest for the weary my dear... always on duty...

Except now... going back to bed... another trip to Indiana tomorrow morning... (sigh) Lots of bad guys there... he hee

Sheriff, you have a safe trip! Catch you later, well, figuratively speaking. As fast as you are running around here, that will be a challenge.
Have a good night's rest and sweet dreams! Night all the rest of you crazy kids! Need to finish an art piece I am working on... I look forward to being with the Castle Family again soon. Night night.

"Blood spill in the foyer" "Clerk bring mop and bucket...." :p "Oh and a body bag...."(sic).

What the..? :eek:

What the...?? :eek:

Miss a little... miss a lot... :)

Night all... :)

Stinger, I don't think I missed that much to come back to a blood bath... :eek:

G'night Stringer, wishing you safe travels dear. :)

Stinger, I don't think I missed that much to come back to a blood bath... :eek:

G'night Stringer, wishing you safe travels dear. :)

Thanks hon.

Oh my freakin head! Drink is a curse to the poor irish. Dom di dom di dom... (red has abandoned sunflower because she has spotted clothes and shoes and ohh fancy socks)
Think ill play dress up.. (time passes)

Why am I skidding on the floor?
Is that,no,is that BLOOD!
(red hears a squeaking moaning noise and hides)

That's just the clean - up crew. Queen Alty, looks like we will be needing another french maid... or at least that's who I think is missing from the little apron and duster on the floor... :eek::rolleyes::eek:

Goodness the castle was busy all night!

Red red red don't leave me behind! I want to dress pretty to. I still have wine... red... waaiitt foorr meeeeee

Will you come on sunflower,we can't stay here,sunflower,sunflower,now where is she gone...
Jumping JESUS,there's a gator coming up the hall way,sunflower wherever you are RRRUUUNNNNN!

will you come on sunflower,we can't stay here,sunflower,sunflower,now where is she gone...
JUMPIN JESUS,theres a gator coming up the hall way,sunflower wherever you are RRRUUUNNNNN!!

We 'clocked' these guys... they can run at 22 miles per hour, pretty fast... that's faster than a human... you... ha ha... Good luck... :D:):rolleyes:

Why is there blood everywhere?

Seriously.. you could've just asked.
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Sarah

Oh,hello stringer,I don't think we've been formally introduced,your much taller then I expected,love to stop and chat but I'm having a little gator problem...

Tampons tampons... sunflower throw the tampons at the gators!

Why is there blood everywhere?

Seriously.. you could've just asked.
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Sarah

Sunflower on floor laughing! Good pic!

Red I am coming and running right behind you!
(sunflower throwing tampons)

Good they have stopped to see what we threw, lets gain some distance
I thought these gators were fed already today!

oh,hello stringer,i dont think we've been formally introduced,your much taller then i expected,love to stop and chat but im having a little gator problem...

Howdy Pilgrim...I see that you are working up a sweat.....here, hold this bucket of water while your running....when that gator gets close (and he will) just stop and throw it on him... :eek::rolleyes::rolleyes:

The Sheriff... (Stringer)

Gee thanks sheriff,but me thinks your in cahoots with queen alty.. but I take the bucket and whack him with it...
'i need a herooo, I holding out for a hero till the end of the nighhtt!

Jeez those gators run fast!

gee thanks sheriff,but me thinks your in cahoots with queen alty..but i take the bucket and whack him with it...
'i need a herooo, i holding out for a hero till the end of the nighhtt!

Well, my friend (and I am your friend, after all I am the law... and the law is friendly) if you don't concentrate on that running... I am afraid that gator will need a toothpick... :D

Phew,lucky escape there sunflower!
Think queen alty is going to flip when she sees this mess..
Taking a quick exit stage left!

Yes where is queen alty
Lets find the maids are there any?
Well I will just go about planting my flowers
Mess? What mess red?

(stage left is a closet,red now cornered by the gators)

God Dam gators!
Come on come on gators you want to fight?

(red pulls out her trusty bottle opener and is now at the mercy of someone's else's imagination)

Yes where is queen alty
lets find the maids are there any?
Well I will just go about planting my flowers
mess? what mess red??

I think that gator scared the bageebbers out of someone... LOOK at the floor!! :rolleyes:

SUnflower I'm here,look out!

(stage left is a closet,red now cornered by the gators)

God Dam gators!
come on come on gators you wanna fight?

(red pulls out her trusty bottle opener and is now at the mercy of someones elses imagination)

Why is that gator standing up on his back legs and laughing his butt off?? :D:D:D:eek:

I coming for you red (sneaking up behind gators)

I have my miracle grow I will use it in there eyes instead of my garden (throwing miracle grow on gators)

Run red, jump over them

Wait one is standing!

Red looks sheepish.

Them,that mess on the floor may have been me.

Hey all! Now, that's what I like! You got all chatty, ad got 12 pages! Thanks for the badge M! I swear to protect Starby from any harm! :)

Got to go... dinner. BRB! :)

I told you to use the tampons! Not for throwing at the gators

Oh s**t! I'm jumping sunflower...
There's blood and poo all over the floor.

This castle is getting a little bit stinky.

Now you've done it,,,whatever that was that you threw on the gator has made him grow to 10 feet tall now !!!!!!!! And Look... I have never seen a gator with teeth that are 8 inches long!!

AND, he has a bright red gleam in his eyes!! :D:eek:

(sunflower gasping in horror)

My miracle grow... oh know... its only supposed to work on my garden! 10 ft gators... now what do we do

(sunflower gasping in horror)

my miracle grow..........oh know....its only supposed to work on my garden! 10 ft gators.....now what do we do

Quick... take this pen and paper... write him a note... saying that you are sorry... he hee (I need a camcorder... )