(red collapses in a pool of vomit blood and poo)

Its not looking good for red.

(red collapses in a pool of vomit blood and poo)

its not looking good for red.

Okey Dokey Pilgrim... ya passed the initiation test...

Here you go Charlie (the gator), let me take you back to the moot... good job, there is an extra fish on your plate for dinner tonight...

Hey guys... video in the movie room tonight after dinner... :D;)

What.. am I alive?
IM ALIVE... YES!
(red does victory dance)

I'm free I'm alive I'm covered in poo and I don't care...
Sunflower,did you say you had a drink handy?

Dearest Gator
How beautiful your red gleaming eyes are. But as you can see we like to live in the castle of doom peacefully. Please I am sorry for throwing my miracle grow on you. But now that your enlarged could you please use your terror on someone else and leave us be. No go along and settle yourself under the bridge. We will find you some juicy mice.

Yours truly,
Sunflower

what..am i alive?
IM ALIVE....YES!
(red does victory dance)

im free im alive im covered in poo and i dont care...
sunflower,did you say you had a drink handy?

I have drinks always handy (sunflower giggling)

Whispering --- this isn't water in my watering jug red sshhh

Oh thank the lord,did you see the size of that gator?

Guess I'm going to have to pilfer some more clothes off queen alty...

Your letter was so funny,and poigent,it brought tears to my eyes..

Red I am worried about us
I have been doing some thinking and drinking (lol)
Why are we the only 2 enjoying the fruitiness of this nice wine? But at the same time we are the only ones getting in to so much chaos! Could it be the drink?
Well then so be it (holding up goblet) cheers!
Now lets go find some pretty dresses... how 'bout in the princess's closet

Sheesh! I'm out for some time and you get all mischievous... Sigh, had to use my secret potion now...

:Unky opens secret pouch, take a pinch of secret powder and throws at giant gator:

:gator now 3 inches high:

:picks gator, throws it back into water:

Now BEHAVE!!

Oh sunflower,me thinks everyone is sleeping at this time...
Oh lets play dress up, ill be queen alty and you can be princess nikomom.

(red dresses up as queen alty, rolling around on the floor in the horrors laughing)
Hmm,should have had a shower first!

red I am worried about us
I have been doing some thinking and drinking (lol)
why are we the only 2 enjoying the fruitiness of this nice wine? but at the same time we are the only ones getting in to so much chaos! could it be the drink?
well then so be it (holding up goblet) cheers!
Now lets go find some pretty dresses............how 'bout in the princess's closet

(Sheriff removes headset from his ears) Well deputy, that new monitoring system works just fine... now M... go get 'um. I'm itchin' to use that new jail cell in the dungeon. The Queen will love to dish out punishment on these two...

Oh unky,you want to play dress up,you can be stringer?

What have you all been up to while I was sleeping?

Giant gators, blood, vomit, and what's this? Poo? What the..

You kids behave!

Sheriff, can you get this bunch under control?

(on hearing queen altys voice red falls over in a dead faint)

We are so pretty
Look at us... we look like the queen, the princess and you look like stringer in drag ( laughing so hard )

'eh'em... unk, you need a goblet
This bottle never empties, weird

GASP

The queen!

(on hearing queen altys voice red falls over in a dead faint)

Someone get a bucket of cold water!

Red, are you okay Red?

Where are my minions? I shouldn't have to lift a finger!

Sheriff? Deputy? Escort this young lady to the fainting room.

What more can happen today?

Dare I ask?

(red comes around)
Whispers to funflower... I think she's awake!

Am I going to prison... I need my laptop...
I need to post in the legal thread...

(whispering back to red)

What are we going to do
I can't go to the jail
Or can I?
Might be a cute jail guard we could persuade

am i going to prison...i need my laptop...
i need to post in the legal thread..............

Lauging so hard

Oh sunflower.. what a good idea!

Yes,take me take me!
(an eager red jumps up and down)

Shhh stop begging red... it could backfire!
Try this... NO NO NO (sunflower falls down sobbing)
I am so scared I do not deserve jail, there will be spiders and mean guards (putting hands together for cuffs)
(feeling kinky... ooops save that for the cute guard and another thread)

Ohmygod sunflower... what if they have that anal sweating thing,I heard about it but but I'm scared...

Hang on a cotton picking second.. wheres the sheriff?

Sunflower.. theres no one here to arrest us!

Dam wine! I am telling you red this isn't wine. We are hallucinating.
Lets just go put ourselves in jail. We find too much chaos and I am so stressed out.

Relax sunflower.. its alllllll good.. theres no sheriff there's no deputy its just us..

Lets play a game.. I spy with my little eye something beginning with... em them... S

[quote=redhed35;1788533]ohmygod sunflower... what if they have that anal sweating thing

What the heck is that!:eek: Maybe I don't want to know..
::sneaking away to go feed the crocaducks::

Um. Hallo. I return from my absence once again!

Hi guys :)

Yer Majesty,

The Sherriff had me clean yer whip last night. Here it is, with a fresh coat of chipolte oil on the tip.

Red... is it snacks? I am so hungry.
Is it Stringer?

Sheriff??

Sup homies...

retsoksirhc,how did you get into the castle.. wanna drink?

Alty showed me where the spare key was in the last castle. You guys need to get better at hiding it =P

Oooh, a drink would be nice... but I'm at work. I think that's frowned upon here, lol.

sup homies....

retsoksirhc,how did you get into the castle..wanna drink?

(giggling)

Hey retsoksirhc, red and I like to nip the wine bottle

Did I say S? I meant P.

(red shaking... sunflower.. I... see... pppeople.. )

Alty showed me where the spare key was in the last castle. You guys need to get better at hiding it =P

Oooh, a drink would be nice...but I'm at work. I think that's frowned upon here, lol.

Alty showed you where the spare key was... alty.. as in QUEEN ALTY!

Hmmmm... wine is good. I like me the white wine every once and a while. It puts me right to sleep though. I prefer a nice captain and cherry coke.

All right you two :: gathers red and sunflower in with hooded eyes ::

Your lunch is right this way. :: opens door to stairs::

Be back in a bit... at work going to the gym for lunch... back in a few... Keep us out of trouble red! Don't drink all the wine. I will bring us back more.

alty showed you where the spare key was...alty.. as in QUEEN ALTY!

Hey royal majesty!

Welcome back Retsok :D
Queen Alty needs more minions.

There's so many more people here now! Lol. And I'm going to lunch in exactly 3 minutes!

Nah... just wave a baby bunny in front of Alty and she will just give you the keys :p

Blub blub blub... sunflower we've been hoodwinked!
(red starts to giggle.. )
Looks like we going to get some hot guards sunflower..
OLE OLE OLE OLE.. if your irish come into the parlor...

Hello Retsok, your friendly neighborhood executioner here.

Shaz shaz... help us..

Ill give you some cute puppies if you do... and oh look shaz look and there little puppy dog eyes,listen shaz they want you to help us..

Yer Majesty,

The Sherriff had me clean yer whip last night. Here it is, with a fresh coat of chipolte oil on the tip.

Fake whip... I still have Suzy... and I am keeping her on my wall!! End of subject!! :eek:

Cats... sharpen that blade... get ready, I think we may have some candidates...

Sheriff stringer,my, how handsome you look,all strong and manly... any chance you could let me and sunflower out of this place...
I can pay in puppies.

I got that sunflower in the dungeon already, boss. Arrest that redhed and we can begin

Oh hello catsmine.. purr purrr what lovely whiskers you have,meow meow...
(reds bowels about to melt again)

Heh, heh, heh.

The cat belongs to my Doberman.

Do I get a last request?

Ask the Sheriff or her Majesty, I just do the job

Good Morning All! The bike broke down on the way home last night so took me awhile to get back. Just wanted one last look at the gators, the mote, the beloved castle. Popping in to bid all farewell. I must make a journey that will take some time. Safety and love to all!

You you would really do it Cats.. but,I'm a girl!

Ill cry.
I will.
I mean it.

Good Morning All! The bike broke down on the way home last night so took me awhile to get back. Just wanted one last look at the gators, the mote, the beloved castle. Popping in to bid all farewell. I must make a journey that will take some time. Safety and love to all!

Remember Starby in your prayers/hopes/dreams.

Hey there Rebbie! Glad to see you! :)

Ah yes, and Catsmine,. that avy of yours... freaky! :eek:

Wonderful! :p

Ah yes, and Catsmine, .. that avy of yours... freaky! :eek:

Wonderful! :p

Well, we've got a Keystone Sherriff, so I thought a ZZ Top executioner would be appropriate.

(red has a flash of brillence)

Closing her eyes she makes a silent plea..
Oh beautiful starby save me,ill be good I promise,distract Cats so I can run..
In my prayers. Red.

sheriff stringer,my, how handsome you look,all strong and manly...any chance you could let me and sunflower out of this place....
i can pay in puppies.

Puppies poop.:(

And guess who is back from lunch? I'll give you a hint: it's me!

So boss, are they gator food or do we wait on the Queen?

Hey Retsoksirhc! I believe we haven't got acquainted yet? :rolleyes:

Remember Starby in your prayers/hopes/dreams.

Starby and I go waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back. Rest assured, I pray for her and her family and friends every single day. Starby, Alty, Stringer and M, Unky and Starty (just to mention a few) are the reasons I love the Castle so much. Starby does a great Oklahoma accent, right Alty?? LOL Have fun kids!

Ok, Princess Rebbie! Bye and have fun too! :p

Fare thee well, yer Highness!

Stop by again sometime.

Hiya unknown! I'm Rets/Retsoksirhc/or as the old crew like to call me, Retsy. Um. Yeah. I hang out in the IT section, lol.

I think I will call you sirhc... :D

I am back. Soon enough you'll have me all day ;) Two more days and I'm out of here.

Sarah

Sirhc, are you one of the Knights?

Ok then! You can call me Unky like the others.

Justy, don't say that.. :p that makes me think about HC, and putting 'sir' in front.. :eek:

Fine, but it was the most appropriate...

:D

Lol Sarah! :p

Cats... I thought he was feeding the gators :confused:??

I'll keep with Retsy, that will follow the 'tradition' :p

Lol Sarah! :p

Cats... I thought he was feeding the gators :confused:???

No, the Sheriff hasn't told me to feed the gators, yet. I've got sunflower and redhed ready for lunch. I think he's waiting on the Queen.

Sir Retsy was just a bystander.

Oh, OK...

blub blub blub... sunflower we've been hoodwinked!
(red starts to giggle..)
looks like we gonna get some hot guards sunflower..
OLE OLE OLE OLE..if your irish come into the parlor...

I am back for a few minutes red... yummy hot guards... lets make us up pretty

I am back for a few minutes red........yummy hot guards...lets make us up pretty

Not much makeup in the dungeon, kid.

The only thing which remains is the blood you spilled on the floor last time... sigh. Now, who's going to clean that?

Hey NM, aren't you the maid?

Hey NM, aren't you the maid?

Maiden. She's the Maiden. Big difference.

Stringer can get his cleaning crew in. Right Stringer?

What have you kids been up to while I was off doing my Queenly duties?

Please don't make me lunch... PUH--leaze

Lunch? Who's making you lunch Sunny?

Please dont make me lunch...........PUH--leaze

Moi? I wouldn't dream of it. I am the Queen, I don't cook, I don't clean, I don't do anything but sit around and look pretty and give orders.

That's my lot in life. :D

So red and I are not lunch today? Phew!
How about we cook you lunch Queen? Whatever your desire.

(whispering to red) can you cook red?

Yer Majesty,

These two, one sunflower and a redhed, were arrested for making a mess in your closet.

So red and I are not lunch today?? Phew!!
How about we cook you lunch Queen? Whatever your desire.

(whispering to red) can you cook red?

I would love lunch. Hmmm, grilled cheese sandwich with tomato soup and crackers.
You should be able to handle that, nes pas?

Yer Majesty,

These two, one sunflower and a redhed, were arrested for making a mess in your closet.

WHAT! :eek:

Why wasnt' I informed immediately?

Where's the Sheriff, the deputy... s? Are they taking care of this? Was anything
Ruined?

Ooooh, you two are in big trouble! Huge trouble!

Queen Alty angry.

Get my whip!

Can I order the cheese soufflé, a turducken and a chocolate parfait for desert :p

Can I order the cheese souffle, a turducken and a chocolate parfait for desert :p

Turducken? Is that a duck dish? No cooking the duck! :eek:

Yer Majesty,

These two, one sunflower and a redhed, were arrested for making a mess in your closet.

CAT! Are you in the nip again? Your crazy we would never ever go in the queens closet.

After we feed the gators, we could try Peking Croc.

Oh good grief!
Stay out of the catnip your halucinating again. You have us loyal subjects mistaken I am sure. I have been planting my beauty out near the pond.

I will have to consult with the Sheriff. Are there charges against you and Red? We will get the bottom of this, leave no stone unturned, no knook unexplored.

Is that pudding in my closet? :eek:

(sunflower thinking... oh oh we left evidence behind)

At least the gator lapped up all the blood when he was big.

Have to run for a bit... be back

At least the gator lapped up all the blood when he was big.

Blood! :eek:

I can't leave you kids alone for a minute, can I?

SHERIFF!!

Yup, I don't know where they came from... from some sort of goblet, I heard...

:: shuffles back to dungeon ::

By your leave, yer Majesty.

The Queen has her duties, I must leave for a while. It's time to go shake hands and kiss babies, I'll be back.

Try and be good while I'm gone.

Unky dear, you have the spear so you're in charge. If they misbehave then send the gators after them. No mercy!

Cats, could you get someone to clean up my room please? Disgusting. Bah! :(

Later kids.

All right Sunflower, Gator food or chamber maid?

Choose wisely

Bye Alty! Good night! (that's for me, it's night here, and I'll be going soon too)

Back to work... so sad

Bugman out

Ok, bye Cats! :)

Hey Justy, I see you! ;)

Shoot, I didn't even see me...

LOL! :p

Ok, bye all! Bedtime for me.

Night Unk... sleep some for me.

How did he see you? :confused:

Hey everyone! How is you alls on this fine day?

I don't know, I was under the bed...

Hey Adam. How are you hangin in?

Never been better. Loving life. Can't wait to get off work.

Why are you hiding under the bed?

I kind of find it funny that you have a tinkerbell Avi. My new girlfriend has a tinkerbell obcession. Lol

Hiya unknown! I'm Rets/Retsoksirhc/or as the old crew like to call me, Retsy. Um. Yeah. I hang out in the IT section, lol.

He's another smart one like you Unky... :)

No, the Sheriff hasn't told me to feed the gators, yet. I've got sunflower and redhed ready for lunch. I think he's waiting on the Queen.

Sir Retsy was just a bystander.

We keep the gators on the hungry side... more fun that way...

By the way... has anyone told you newbies about all the GHOStS in the Castle of Doom?:D

I kind of find it funny that you have a tinkerbell Avi. My new girlfriend has a tinkerbell obcession. Lol

Umm, OK first... you know what that really means, that you loved me first... ;)

Second, new girlfriend??

Hey NM, aren't you the maid?

I think that that was a big... OPPS Cats... I would back away slowly... :)

Moi? I wouldn't dream of it. I am the Queen, I don't cook, I don't clean, I don't do anything but sit around and look pretty and give orders.

That's my lot in life. :D

That is all correct my Queen... however... you don't read the posts either... :D

So red and I are not lunch today?? Phew!!
How about we cook you lunch Queen? Whatever your desire.

(whispering to red) can you cook red?

Not lunch on today's menu... however, I would sit up and sail right... or...

WHAT! :eek:

Why wasnt' I informed immediately?

Where's the Sheriff, the deputy...s? Are they taking care of this? Was anything
ruined?

Ooooh, you two are in big trouble! Huge trouble!

Queen Alty angry.

Get my whip!


Nope... :rolleyes:

Ok, bye all! Bedtime for me.

Night Unky... rest well... we have much to do here tomorrow...

I kind of find it funny that you have a tinkerbell Avi. My new girlfriend has a tinkerbell obcession. Lol

You have a new girlfriend Adam?:)

Do one just for me Stringer... since we are alone now. :D

Do one just for me Stringer... since we are alone now. :D

:confused:

Ok deputies, here is the first stage of your training...

Please pay attention and take notes:

Barney's deputies. | Funniest Video of the Day (http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1263)

Adam, new girlfriend? What happened to the fiancé?

Here for a minute kids, then back to work. Yes, I know, the Queen shouldn't have to work, but alas, someone has to pay for the repairs in the castle.

Sigh.

Ok deputies, here is the first stage of your training....

Please pay attention and take notes:

Barney's deputies. | Funniest Video of the Day (http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1263)

Love it, boss. Covered that one before wearing hoods at Torturer School

Love it, boss. Covered that one before wearing hoods at Torturer School

:eek:

You didn't think I was born knowing how to swing this axe, did you, yer Majesty?

This is a great thread you started for starby, Alty :)

And I hope I can contribute enough to it to make starby proud :)

Go by the Sheriff's office, Mr. Bear, and pay your respects to the Duck. Unky is supposed to be guarding the memorial.

Will do :)

She and J_9 made me part of this family, so I can at least play usher.

Oh right, well in that case am I on the guest list. And if so where do I sit :D

If you brought the ice cream in your sig, anywhere you want!

Yep I did, no worries :D

Well you tuck in to the ice cream then, I'm off to find a free bed in the castle for the night :)

Cya later

G'night, Mr. Bear.

I've got to go oil her Majesty's whips

:: shuffles off to dungeon ::

Who ate all the ice cream?

Where are my whips?

What's going on?

There's a bear sleeping in my bed! :eek:

He hee..miss a little....miss a lot....

I wanted some ice cream... awww, darn!

i wanted some ice cream....awww, darn!

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Hey deputy... she will also need a soon and a napkin.

Hey deputy...she will also need a soon and a napkin.

Of course... woops :rolleyes:


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Of course..............woops :rolleyes:


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Great... start is ready to go... :)

Night...

I see all behaved in the castle while I was out. Guess red and I are the only trouble. Ghosts? I did hear of ghosts. Why they don't scare me with there creaking the boards and sneaking around! I fear nothing!

Umm, ok first... you know what that really means, that you loved me first... ;)

Second, new girlfriend????

I know Justy, you will always be my first love.

Second, Yea I do have a new girlfriend. I thought I told that story here. If not I will sum it up and just say that we were friends and started hanging out. I told her I wanted nothing more than friendship and well, here we are dating now.


Good morning to everyone by the way.

You have a new girlfriend Adam?:)

Yes indeedy Stringer, I do have a new girlfriend and she is pretty awesome I might say.

Adam, new girlfriend? What happened to the fiance?

Here for a minute kids, then back to work. Yes, I know, the Queen shouldn't have to work, but alas, someone has to pay for the repairs in the castle.

Sigh.

Well, Me and my ex had way to many problems and I broke up with her about a month ago. We tried working things out but someone broke us the rest of the way up. It works for me because I was just becoming very unhappy. Then my friend Sarah introduced me to this friend of hers and I told her I just wanted to be friends and we hung out here and there and our feelings became stronger for one another, so we started dating a couple weeks ago.

(red in work slaving away)

Swing low sweet chariot coming for to carry me home...

Longing for the castle and its inmates...

Dam.. boss is coming.

Oh red! Those bosses! Just like the sheriff cracking the oiled whips all the time.

( sunflower sulking )

Bummer I am all alone. Guess I will surprise the Queen and clean her room. I will pack away her dresses red and I wore. Fluff her pillows.

Oh the goblets, well I will shine them and get them back on the mantle for now.

Done... off to plant some more.

( sunflower sulking )

Bummer I am all alone. Guess I will suprise the Queen and clean her room. I will pack away her dresses red and I wore. Fluff her pillows.

Oh the goblets, well I will shine them and get them back on the mantle for now.

Done........off to plant some more.

Shaz sneaks into Queen Altys room and rips all the feathers out of her pillows,
Rubs mud on her goblets and lets the royal bunnies poop on her marble floor.

Well, Me and my ex had way to many problems and I broke up with her about a month ago. We tried working things out but someone broke us the rest of the way up. It works for me because I was just becoming very unhappy. Then my frend Sarah introduced me to this friend of hers and I told her I just wanted to be friends and we hung out here and there and our feelings became stronger for one another, so we started dating a couple weeks ago.

This is what I get for a couple week hiatis?? You break up with fiancé, someone else finalizes the break-up (?? ), new friend = new girl... hmmmm, remember to breathe Adam.

(whistling softly by the pond)

Wish someone were home today. This castle sure gets lonely. Wait what is that I hear? Something from inside. I shall go and check.

(hustling to see the noise hoping to find company, bumps in to shaz in the hallway)

Shaz! I am so glad you made it!

I already reported the trouble to Deputy Unk, of course I did tell him that I saw Red and Sunny sneaking out of the Queen's room. ;)

Shaz was with me the entire time. :D

What do you mean? Shaz just got here and I was out by the pond all morning. What's reported?

Thanks for the treat last night Friend... and Stringer;)
Good morning to all of you... be nice to everyone today... you need to, no making fun of people when they can't hear you either... and be kind to yerself;)

Hey starty, I am glad you're here. Shaz is here and I think something's going on again. Something fishy.

oh red! those bosses! just like the sheriff cracking the oiled whips all the time.

Aaaah hummmm.. :rolleyes:

Aaaah hummmm....! :rolleyes:

(giggling)

Oh aren't you so handsome today! Wink wink

(giggling)

Oh arent you so handsome today!! wink wink

(Someone told her that I like cute girls?) Well, I do, however, the law must be upheld. :D

(Someone told her that I like cute girls?) Well, I do, however, the law must be upheld. :D

(Blinking very fast, pulling long locks over shoulder) Sheriff what do you mean?? I have been out by the pond.

Hey starty, I am glad your here. Shaz is here and I think somethings going on again. Something fishy.

Fishy? Me? Never!

Fishy? me? never!

Shaz are you OK? You do seem fidgety.

Shaz are you ok? You do seem fidgety.

Those that plan criminal activities... should be a bit fidgety... :):rolleyes::eek:

Hey, Boss!

Check the Queen's chambers on your rounds. The surveillance system picked up something fishy.

Hey, Boss!

Check the Queen's chambers on your rounds. The surveillance system picked up something fishy.

I'm out near the moot checking on these hungry gators... could you please bring me a report?

10-4? :)

10-4? :)

Copy, I'll meet you at the drawbridge

Copy, I'll meet you at the drawbridge

Great, thanks... lots to do Executor, when you get here, give me the verbal short version please.

Yessir.

Looks like some kind of rainbow poodle making a mess.

Yessir.

Looks like some kind of rainbow poodle making a mess.

Oh.. And I heard something abut bunny poo on the queen's mantle?? :(

Nope, nope, it wasn't any rainbow poodle, I had her occupied all morning. :)

It must have been someone else. :D

I think that fishy thing might be the cod someone put in Queen Alty's bodice.

Nope, nope, it wasn't any rainbow poodle, I had her occupied all morning. :)

It must have been someone else. :D

I think that fishy thing might be the cod someone put in Queen Alty's bodice.

Harboring a possible criminal? That is a punishable crime...

Not a criminal, she has an alibi... but I will take my punishment ;)

Not a criminal, she has an alibi... but I will take my punishment ;)

Aaaaaaaah ha...

Hey Adam, Stringer, Justy, Shazzy, and I can see KARIEMELIA... Morning all, afternoon all, evening all! LOL! Depends on where you are, hello! :p


How did he see you?

Just Dahlia... these are some of the mouse's power! :D

Hmm... just received a report saying that someone has made a real mess in the room of her highness Alty... Has to get there to confirm.

Hey Unky!

Argh, sorry guys... I've been darting in and out and missed a heap of stuff!.
Now stop typing while I go back and read it all! :p

Write up a report Unky...

Nope, nope, it wasn't any rainbow poodle, I had her occupied all morning. :)

Yes please...

Oops, wrong thread!

I already reported the trouble to Deputy Unk, of course I did tell him that I saw Red and Sunny sneaking out of the Queen's room. ;)

Shaz was with me the entire time. :D

Sheriff?

SHERIFF STRINGER!

We'er being framed.. framed I tell you!

Oh the injustice.. the humanity...

Sheriff?

SHERIFF STRINGER!

we'er being framed..framed i tell you!

oh the injustice..the humanity...

Justice will be served, waiting for the reports... we'll see my friend, we'll see... :rolleyes:

Oh sheriff... (red swoons)

oh sheriff....(red swoons)

In the meantime... handcuffs may be the order of the day, and time in the dungeon... until the your trail...

The Queen will set in judgement... and she won't even show favoritism just because the crimes were against her... :)

OMG the room is in such a mess! :eek:

Report:

The pillows have been ripped apart... feathers from it are lying on the floor...
There's mud on the goblets... and bunny poo all around. There's an waful stench... will no proceed to analysis of the finger prints available.

OMG the room is in such a mess! :eek:

Report:

The pillows have been ripped apart... feathers from it are lying on the floor...
There's mud on the goblets... and bunny poo all around. There's an waful stench... will no proceed to analysis of the finger prints available.

Then take photos Unky... I think we can still get fingerprints... use your magnifying glass... :)

OMG the room is in such a mess! :eek:

Report:

The pillows have been ripped apart... feathers from it are lying on the floor...
There's mud on the goblets... and bunny poo all around. There's an waful stench... will no proceed to analysis of the finger prints available.

Pffffft, all lies, I saw the room... looked nothing like that :rolleyes:

Aww... camera is low on battery... The tests reveal the fingerprints of Alty, Redhed, 88Sunflower and a poodle's paw...

Aww... camera is low on battery... The tests reveal the fingerprints of Alty, Redhed, 88Sunflower and a poodle's paw...

Ah ha... secure the evidence Unky, put it in the castle safe... now we got 'um... :D:D:D Their day in court will come...

What.. what the fluck just happened,I was out in the field.. front line.. major spelling mistakes been made,it was chaos!

Handcuffs... are they the furry kind?

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what what..what the fluck just happened,i was out in the field..front line..major spelling mistakes been made,it was chaos!

handcuffs...are they the furry kind?

If you wish... oh guilty one... :D:rolleyes::cool:

Gone for a bit... have some work to do...

Impossible!

I need a pretend shark type lawyer...
How do I apply?
Wheres the office?

Bye Stringer, will keep them safe, no worries. :)

Unky? Do you remember the magic dust you used on the gator to shrink them... could I have just a tiny tiny little pinch.. just a smich..
And ill give you 8 yes unky 8 greenies!

(red looks looks positively aglow with a plan)

unky? do you remember the magic dust you used on the gator to shrink them...could i have just a tiny tiny little pinch..just a smich..
and ill give you 8 yes unky 8 greenies!

(red looks looks positively aglow with a plan)

I step away for a moment and THIS is what happens?? Bribing an officer of the law?? Another charge... (oh my, will they never learn?? )

Write her up Unky... :D

Nope, this secret powder is only for emergencies, real big big emergencies. That's not one. Now, we need a culprit. There's someone here deserving punishment. There's no running away from the law. No CORRUPTION.

Nope, this secret powder is only for emergencies, real big big emergencies. That's not one. Now, we need a culprit. There's someone here deserving punishment. There's no running away from the law. No CORRUPTION.

Your training has paid off Unky... stay true... :p

I was merely offering an exchange... not a bribe...
Look at me.. sure I'm as innocent as the day is long... butter would not melt in my mouth...
I'm not a fiend... think of me more like...
Them,oh,yes.. think of me more like jessica rabbitt!

LOL, your post appeared just after I posted... did see you had posted.

Rahh! Those annoying geckos. We recently put some poison for them, now the lie in the poison... yuck! And I'm the one who has to remove them and throw them in the bin... sigh :(

Sorry guys... had to spill that out... :o

This is what I get for a couple week hiatis??? You break up with fiance, someone else finalizes the break-up (???), new friend = new girl... hmmmm, remember to breathe Adam.

Well, remember the post "So Confused" that I had. So yea, that explains some of it. Then yes, the new girl who I wanted nothing with because I did not want a relationsip at all after my breakup but things changed.

No no no. I'll think of HC then...

(red sees her chance to run,unky absorbed in a conversation)

I'm going on the run..
A fugitive...
Ha ha unky.. catch me if you can...

Gotcha! ;)

Drat!
Sunflower were in serious trouble here,prison,grey clothes,no drink...
What to do what to do..
But I do have these fancy furry handcuffs...

We'll have an eye on you until one of you is found and proved guilty.

Need a phone need a phone...
(red decides to call her jack russell dog seamus... get seamus to talk to queen alty.. she is the pet expert after all and will easily understand dog speak!)
Just need to keep a low profile till seamus gets here.

Sheriff?

SHERIFF STRINGER!

we'er being framed..framed i tell you!

oh the injustice..the humanity...

Oh yes we are! I have been by the pond I told you Sheriff.

Oh sunflower... im on the run...
However,while on the run I entend to have lots and lots of fun!
Want to come?
Anyone else out there want to come over to the dark side/fun side?

Sunny]Oh yes we are! I have been by the pond I told you Sheriff.
Any proof for that alibi? I'm not saying that you're the one(s) but all the clues have to be thoroughly looked into.

Well, remember the post "So Confused" that I had. So yea, that explains some of it. Then yes, the new girl who I wanted nothing with because I did not want a relationsip at all after my breakup but things changed.

You are moving on with a quickness... you know what I would tell you. ;)

So have you heard from your ex-fiance at all?

oh sunflower...im on the run...
however,while on the run i entend to have lots and lots of fun!
wanna come?
anyone else out there want to come over to the dark side/fun side?

Red I am right behind you. We are in this together. You weren't home and I was near the pond. We are being framed. Those fools will regret framing us. Take the furry handcuffs, we might need them.

::tip toe::

::tip toe::

Any proof for that alibi? I'm not saying that you're the one(s) but all the clues have to be thoroughly looked into.

Well I have some sort of proof..
Look at my fingernails, dirt under them
Go look as the freshly turned soil, where I planted some wild flower seeds
The ground will be wet still from my watering

Red was not at the castle, I heard a noise and went inside. The only person I saw was Shaz.

So let me get this straight.
1.there is no actual proof.
2.there is no evidence only heresay.

Sunflower,we need that camcorder.
Just in case,like.. after all we were drinking in there,and I still have my trusty bottle opener and that magic sparkly stuff that the sheriff has not mentioned!
Have not had a chance to use it yet.

You are moving on with a quickness... you know what I would tell you. ;)

So have you heard from your ex-fiance at all?

I am moving really slow with this one actually. I can't go to fast. I really like this girl though, but time and time and more time will tell what happens from here.

I did here from my ex a couple of weeks ago. She called my work and begged for me to take her back. I kind of felt bad, but I wasn't going back. I never have, never will. There was just so many complications with her.

And I still have all this freaky hair we found!
Ohmygod,lets make a fake person!
Lets make another sheriff to confuse everyone!

so let me get this straight.
1.there is no actual proof.
2.there is no evidence only heresay.

sunflower,we need that camcorder.
just in case,like..after all we were drinking in there,and i still have my trusty bottle opener and that magic sparkly stuff that the sheriff has not mentioned!
have not had a chance to use it yet.

But red before I went out planting I cleaned the queens room up to perfection. I picked our mess up and I even shined out goblets and those are back on the mantle. Then I was out to the pond. I swear on it. I put the pretty dresses back also.

and i still have all this freaky hair we found!
Ohmygod,lets make a fake person!
Lets make another sheriff to confuse everyone!

Red your frigen brilliant!!

But what about a badge.

Soil?. hmmm that may be the answer to the mud all around... :rolleyes:

::tip toe::

::tip toe::

Come on sunflower,lets make a fake sheriff with all this stuff..
We'll make him kind of cool and all 'hey baby' when queen alty comes...
Oh and we could send unky and the other guards on a mission!
Get them out of the way so we can play dress up and drink more mountain dew stuff.

Red... you can't fool me. I can distinguish between the REAL sheriff from any fake one.

::running now::

UNKY, UNKY, UNKY...

::gasping::

You know what the troublesome twosome is up to now! UNKYYYYYY!!

Red... you can't fool me. I can distinguish between the REAL sheriff from any fake one.

Oh Unky why don't you try our drink, its sooooo fruity
We have a bottle that never empties
( sunflower planning to get Unky drunk and fool him )

We'll see if we can persuade mudweiser to make a pretend badge,or or, we can use THIS!
Ta da... its a piece of poo I fashioned into a badge.

I am moving really slow with this one actually. I can't go to fast. I really like this girl though, but time and time and more time will tell what happens from here.

I did here from my ex a couple of weeks ago. She called my work and begged for me to take her back. I kind of felt bad, but I wasn't going back. I never have, never will. There was just so many complications with her.

This will really break her heart, you moving on so fast... one month for every six months, for recovery. ;)

Ok, OK, off the soapbox.

It's only cause I love you, Adam. :)

we'll see if we can persuade mudweiser to make a pretend badge,or or, we can use THIS!
ta da...its a piece of poo i fashioned into a badge.

(sunflower laughing hysterically)

But red the smell??

(red quickly makes up the fake sheriff stringer)
Perfect..

Using a fake southern drool he calls unky over,full of drink,unky is fooled!

Sunflower,think of a mission for unky..
And do something about justy for gods sake!

Hey the real sheriff stringer.
Miss a little miss a lot!

Har di har har har.

(red quickly makes up the fake sheriff stringer)
perfect..

using a fake southern drool he calls unky over,full of drink,unky is fooled!!

sunflower,think of a mission for unky..
and do something about justy for gods sake!

OOHHH UNKY over here unky... could you please go gather them nasy 'gators. They are lose again and crawling all over the bridge.

(sunflower thinking)

Hmm now what to do about justy

Sorry, was on another thread... what's that?? Where's my substitute?? Who got my substitute? Bring it to me at once!! This is a most valuable one! I once escaped KC with it!!

THE FAKE SHERIFF STRINGER.

Hey y'all,
Yeah,I'm the sheriff,I'm cool.
Anyone here want to a coke?
Me and my possy are just going go get some burgers for queen alty...

(sunflower do you think they fell for it)

Hey eveyone what's up

Hey nitelight come here come here,quick before the deputy sees you!

Hey Nily! There have been lots of things going on here lately... specially an unsolved mystery for the time being. There's been someone putting an awful mess in Alty's room... Inquiry is under way.

THE FAKE SHERIFF.

Hey nitelight,why don't you gander yonder over to red and sunny.. there cool,I'm cool.. go on now go on..

THE FAKE SHERIFF STRINGER.

hey y'all,
yeah,im the sheriff,im cool.
anyone here wanna a coke?
me and my possy are just goin go get some burgers for queen alty...

(sunflower do you think they fell for it)

Silly red its donuts and coffee! But its working I can see its working.

Night! Come with us. We have sooo much fun. Here have a drink. Its like initiation.

Peer pressure peer pressure peer persure...

Come on nitelight... its fun.
We can play dress up!

peer presure peer presure peer persure...

come on nitelight...its fun.
we can play dress up!

Hey night we even have furry hand cuffs!

Fake Stringer, who's the one you like the most? And... what's the name of the whip? :rolleyes:

Fake Stringer, who's the one you like the most? And... what's the name of the whip? :rolleyes:

GASP! Oh know! Red red answer this

Yes? I'm waiting... :rolleyes:

(sunflower slaps red in the back of the head)

Answer... oh please answer red.