THE FAKE SHERIFF.

Why yes unky,of course I know the name of the whip,but do you my boy...

Now unky name the whip in 5.. 4.. 3.. times running out unky,I may throw you to the gators..
2.. 1!

1. The Sheriff never call me "my boy"

2. You're avoiding the question by asking another question.

3. You didn't even answer the first question.

Conclusion, there's been someone taking the identity of the true Sheriff... I told you no one could fake me.

Oh silly Unky tricks are for kids!

You're already being observed... and you try to take the identity of the Sheriff? Do you know that that's punishable? Now, behave.

THE FAKE SHERIFF STRINGER..

Unky.ill give you a hint,the whips name begins with S...

Now deputy,ill be needing a bag for these toenail clippins of mine.. darn feet give me jip!

Go on... a bag my boy a bag..

(red gives a hollow laugh)

You mean with these surveillance thingys... I took them!


Man I need a drink...

You never let me down ( giggling so hard)

(red gives a hollow laugh)

you mean with these surveillance thingys...i took them!


man i need a drink...

Quick... unks not looking... take a guzzle...

Sigh... I have to go.Bye all! :) I told you to behave. The Queen will be here in some time. Be sure to clear all the mess you do.

Unky out. Closes door of room with double lock :click click:

By Unky!


Phew we are safe for a bit red. Now about this nightlight... she coming along or what. We do have some fun.

If we clean the mess no one will blame us.

Guzzle guzzle guzzle.. ahhhh,that's better..
Guzzle guzzle guzzle...

OK,I'm already for mischief...

Lets kidnap justy... lock her into this here press... ha ha ha ha giggle giggle...
Oh lusty... did I say lusty.. justy justy.. dam drink..
Lets go sunny..

guzzle guzzle guzzle..ahhhh,thats better..
guzzle guzzle guzzle....

ok,im aready for mischief....

lets kidnap justy...lock her into this here press...ha ha ha ha giggle giggle...
oh lusty...did i say lusty..justy justy..dam drink..
lets go sunny..

Hahaha you said lusty! That calls for the cuffs on her... go get her red. Stay in costume and fool her, then cuff her up.

Lets keep that plan on hold until she shows up...
I say we go down to the gators and play a trick on catsmine... he was trigger happy yesterday,we'll take the fake sheriff and get catsmine to do party tricks!

We'll get him to be a chicken,oh by the way this is my dog seamus.. say hello seamus..

lets keep that plan on hold untill she shows up...
i say we go down to the gators and play a trick on catsmine ...he was trigger happy yesterday,we'll take the fake sheriff and get catsmine to do party tricks!

we'll get him to be a chicken,oh by the way this is my dog seamus..say hello seamus..

Hi Seamus! OOhhh bring him along to chase the cat! Yes yes

Hi ho hi ho its off to the dungeon we go,
We have all day and we get to play hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho!

Do you like my song,made it up just there...
Come on fake sheriff we've got work for you.

Love the song ( haha I was really singing it while reading funny how that happens)

Don't forget seamus!
Lets go seamus and go get some kitties

Here kitty kitty kitty...

(sunflower heads up.. I think justy is about.. keep a low profile)

Justy must be spying on us!
We will reveal nothing!
Just here looking for the kittie.

Hello cats,I see you,
Say hello to my little friend..

Oh,and let me introduce you to the new and improved sheriff stringer...

(dom dom dommmm)

(sunflower holding seamus)

Stay back sea! Its just a kittie... (whispering) you will get your chance


Red,why do they leave us alone everyday! No wonder we get in to so much trouble. They better find us a babysitter.

Give the sign and I will let seamus go.

:: CLANG ::

:: dungeon door slams on red and sunny ::

Now we've got you!

Beats me sunny... there all 'your in so much trouble' and then split..
We really should make the most of it...
All these plans and we never really do anything...
How about we flood the castle?

Seamus sit!

Why don't we put the fake sheriff in queen altys bed?

I'm running out of mischief ideas,no fun when no one tries to stop us.

(red falls off her computer chair from the shock)

Seamus going balistic...

Lol lol lol

Yes that's perfect! The sheriff in the queens bed, then we take pictures and start a scandal



Oh know! The door!

Okay here's what you do. Get a whole bunch of Jello and go out to the moat. The alligators won't mind...

:: CLANG ::

:: dungeon door slams on red and sunny ::

Now we've got you!

Oh cat don't be silly! We are just having a fun time! Come join us once and you will never turn back.

:: fetching the unfuzzy handcuffs ::

You two get to wait right here until Alty sends for you. Imagine coming into MY dungeon trying to fake me out.

THE FAKE SHERIFF STRINGER...

Excellent work cats.. you got them..

Go feed the gators and ill take care of the rest..

Just leave the keys.. its all good cats..

By the way cats... (sheriff stringer takes on a husky tone).. I like them there shoes you got..
Hand them over...

Hey red, sshh listen to me carefully, cat will cuff us and we will fall for it, but before the door is shut we will let seamus go, he will run and jump and grab the keys for the cuffs

Will it work?

:: click, click, click, click ::

There, now you won't get away, handcuffed face to face.

:: checks pocket ::

Uh Oh, the Deputy's got the keys.

Hot dam sunny.. brillant..

(red whispers in seamus ear.. a strange noise comes from seamus.. a stench like no other fills the air.. a pungent aroma of garbage and bird poo fills the air)

hot dam sunny..brillant..

(red whispers in seamus ear..a strange noise comes from seamus..a stench like no other fills the air..a pungent aroma of garbage and bird poo fills the air)

Perfect seamus farts and that's a distraction!

Run seamus while cat is grabbing his nose!

Sic them seamus.. go boy GO GO...

Quick sunny.. lock him in.. s**t sunny we will have too work together.. quick...

Come back now seamus!
OK we are locked together remember red, lets go (shutting door cats inside)
Who knew we can run so good together. Now get these cuffs off!

Good thing the door's locked.

Now we heat up the irons and get the rack ready

Oooh good boy seamus you will get a nice treat for fetching those keys

Good thing the door's locked.

Now we heat up the irons and get the rack ready

Whatchya talking about cat your on the wrong side fur ball

Read faster catsmine... were OUT!
That's right,its you who is locked in...

Zippidy do da zippidy day my oh my what's a wonderful sight,catsmine crying for his momma...

Hey sunny.. now that's what I call freakin teamwork!

OK I seriously just cracked up out loud.


To think we did so well even cuffed together.
Well you know what that calls for? A drink!

Bring it on...
A little drinky poo you and one for me..
Good boy seamie he's the best boy yes you are yes you are...

Hey sunny look at catmine crying...
Ah funny..

We better get out of here,come on seamus come on fake sheriff..

You know sunny,I quite fancy the fake sheriff..

Wait! I have another plan, I will spill our drink across the floor. The real Sheriff will think cat got drunken and careless and that's why we were set free.

Perfect!
Lets go red and sea..

OK,drink spilled all over the place..

Now lets go put the fake sheriff in queen altys bed...

ok,drink spilled all over the place..

now lets go put the fake sheriff in queen altys bed.....

Yes
This is the best plan ever you're a genius!

I have us a new name since we are now a team.
We are like the sunny redsea! Lol get it

The sunny redsea.. I like it..

(sunny red and seamie arrive in queen altys bedroom... )

Hey sunny will we dress the fake sheriff up in queen altys nighty?

Giggle giggle...

the sunny redsea..i like it..

(sunny red and seamie arrive in queen altys bedroom...)

hey sunny will we dress the fake sheriff up in queen altys nighty?

giggle giggle...

Yes we will, that one over there. The pink one. Oohhh look at thes pretty puffy slippers to.

Ohh there nice...
Come on fake sheriff get your kit off...

Holy moly sunny the fake sheriff is a bit of a hotty.. granted that badge is beginning to stink a bit but wow...

(fake sheriff is now all dressed in queen altys pink nighty and fluffy slippers)

Lets take a picture sunny,you never know,when the real sheriff stringer comes back we may need something to bargain with.

ohh there nice...
come on fake sheriff get your kit off....

holy moly sunny the fake sheriff is a bit of a hotty..granted that badge is begining to stink a bit but wow...

(fake sheriff is now all dressed in queen altys pink nighty and fluffy slippers)

lets take a picture sunny,you never know,when the real sheriff stringer comes back we may need something to bargain with.

OK but we better take a few pics in case we lose one
We need this black mail so we must take many pics!
To hang from the trees like xmas decorations!!
How purtie that would be!

Snap snap snap..
Now pose fake sheriff,yes yes I like it...
The camera loves you...
Snap snap...
Jump in sunny.. one with you and the fake sheriff...
Loving it.. perfect..

snap snap snap..
now pose fake sheriff,yes yes i like it...
the camera loves you ....
snap snap ...
jump in sunny..one with you and the fake sheriff...
loving it..perfect..

NOOO I won't get in! That's evidence! Silly red!

Want to make him pee to bed?

Oops,just delete that one...
Did you say lets make the fake sheriff pee in the bed?

Sunny I'm shocked... I like it..

(red looks to fake sheriff... pee in the bed fake sheriff)

Seamie get down!

oops,just delete that one......
did you say lets make the fake sheriff pee in the bed?

sunny im shocked...i like it..

(red looks to fake sheriff...pee in the bed fake sheriff)

seamie get down!

Good boy!

OK sunny red sea is now red sea.
I am on my way home now and most likely won't have time at home to get on.
Hey red and sea keep us in trouble and keep nipping that bottle and hold those pictures so tight. Don't lose anything while I am out.

Sunny,I just had a little browse through the other threads.. and tumbleweed rolled across the screen... where is everyone... there all gone...

Its like the AMHD celeste!

sunny,i just had a little browse through the other threads..and tumbleweed rolled across the screen.....where is everyone....there all gone....

its like the AMHD celeste!

I noticed it was just us again, I was going to pick on you for following me. Lol
But now its just you dear I have to shut down until morning.
Have a good night!

There was probably a freaking memo we missed!
Some meeting going on in the members lounge...
Anyhoo...

Note for the real sheriff...
We have have been up too all sorts today...

Note for queen alty... we left a surprise in your bed!

Come seamie time to go back to kanses...

hello cats,i see you,
say hello to my little friend..

oh,and let me introduce you to the new and improved sheriff stringer....

(dom dom dommmm)

IMPROVED ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

What?? There will be H*LL to pay here, these girls are demons... Lightning will strike 'um down... blasphemy ! Blasphemy I tell you!! :eek::mad::(:eek::mad::eek::

Sheriff (Yeah... the original !)

What ?!?!?! There will be H*LL to pay here, these girls are demons....Lightning will strike 'um down...blasphemy ! Blasphemy I tell you !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Sheriff (Yeah....the original !)

I have it all under control Sheriff , those silly girls don't realise who has the power around here :rolleyes:

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Sorry I let 'em get away, boss. They picked the locks on M's handcuffs.

Okay here's what you do. Get a whole bunch of Jello and go out to the moat. The alligators won't mind...

JELLO! Already made or to make the moat jello-ee? :D

I have it all under control Sheriff , those silly girls don't realise who has the power around here :rolleyes:

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ROFLMAO M, THAT was da*m funeeeeeee ! :D:D:D

Sorry I let 'em get away, boss. They picked the locks on M's handcuffs.

It's OK... yo know that they can't stay out of trouble... no way... you will have a chance to redeem yourself...

Now please get to the queen's room and destroy that Fake Sheriff....please......

Sheriff

The fake Sheriff was nowhere near as handsome as the real Sheriff.

You know that the real Sheriff can never be replaced and fooled NO ONE. ;)

The fake Sheriff was nowhere near as handsome as the real Sheriff.

You know that the real Sheriff can never be replaced and fooled NO ONE. ;)

Huh? What going on? :confused: Really.. :rolleyes:

Justy, are you in trouble again? Why are you sucking up to the Sheriff?

The Queen was busy all day and you all were destroying the castle. Seriously, I can't leave you alone for a minute. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Justy, are you in trouble again? Why are you sucking up to the Sheriff?

The Queen was busy all day and you all were destroying the castle. Seriously, I can't leave you alone for a minute. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

YOU deserted us... my Queen... you were over there on the 'sex thread... ' My spies know all... :p

YOU deserted us....my Queen...you were over there on the 'sex thread...' My spies know all.....:p

Only for a half an hour, a lot earlier.

Why are there spies following the Queen?

Why was I not informed of this?

Also, the Queen needs her sex, woman cannot live by castle alone. ;)

Only for a half an hour, a lot earlier.

Why are there spies following the Queen?

Why was I not informed of this?

Also, the Queen needs her sex, woman cannot live by castle alone. ;)


Why are there spies following the Queen?

There are always conspiracies afoot...


Why was I not informed of this?

You haven't been opening your 'daily reports' in your emails, my Queen.


Also, the Queen needs her sex, woman cannot live by castle alone. ;)[/QUOTE]

Well, this can be understood, but you signed the proclamation that you would remain virgin... now I am confused :confused: Again...

Sheriff

but you signed the proclamation that you would remain virgin

What! :eek:

That must have been in the fine print. I didn't see that. I never would have signed such a thing. This is not fair.

M!! Help!! I don't want to be a virgin. :(

That sounded wrong. :o

What!? :eek:

That must have been in the fine print. I didn't see that. I never would have signed such a thing. This is not fair.

M!!! Help!!! I don't want to be a virgin. :(

That sounded wrong. :o

LMAO... literally... it just dropped off... I am afraid to turn around... :D:D:D

Well, my grandfather clock just struck 11 pm... again tomorrow I am expected to work... night all.

Marta tells me that I have been so tired lately that I have begun to snore a little...

Sheriff

YOU deserted us....my Queen...you were over there on the 'sex thread...' My spies know all.....:p

SEX THREAD! Queen Alty! Gasp. No wonder the Sheriff was in your bed!! You're a dirty girl queenie!

Only for a half an hour, alot earlier.


Also, the Queen needs her sex, woman cannot live by castle alone. ;)


Note to self and red (queen likes sex) lol

Hi honey I'm home..

Hey sunny,I see no one has caught the fake sheriff yet..
Hmmm,queen alty likes the hanky panky.. me thinks there could be some mischief afoot..

UGh! Red I am about to sign out and here you are. I am leaving for camping for 3 days so I will have a lot of catching up to do on here. But for a few minutes...

My thinking is the queen admits to liking sex and we have pics of the sheriff in her bed, funny!! The floozy!

Ah dam,ill have no one to play with when your gone...
Brendan (boyfriend) is back from hols tomorrow so ill be pre occupied getting loved up for the weekend...

So,for the interim,I suggest we both disappear for a day or two come back and continue the havoc..

ah dam,ill have no one to play with when your gone...
brendan (boyfriend) is back from hols tomorrow so ill be pre occupied getting loved up for the weekend...

so,for the interm,i suggest we both disappear for a day or two come back and continue the havoc..

Yes over the weekend when we are out they can work on this mystery. Of course no one is as wise as we are. (chuckling)

Maybe we are too much for them all to handle... they seem to have all left!
Tumbleweeds for days.

Ah well,better get the dinner on before the natives start giving me hell...
Enjoy the camping trip..

Ah sure ill write to you!

Back at you!
Be back in a few days... enjoy the boyfriend. Wink wink

Sigh... you did more mischief? You kids can never be left alone, huh?

Hi everyone! :)

Hi Unk.

Is today a good day? It is Friday! Whoop Whoop.

Yup! :p Hey Justy! :)

Everything was fine today. Tomorrow is the last hars day of the week. There's tuition and badminton course. How are you? :)

Fabulous, as I can be.

Ready for this weekend to start. Hopefully the rest of the afternoon just flies by. Kids are getting new bikes tonight, so I am super excited for them... and of course one weekend closer to Vegas, baby. :D

LOL! Just wish you a great week end then! :p

Hey Bear! :)

Hi guys and gals,

Going to be flitting back and foth from computer, so can't really stay and chat soz :)

I can see Holly23!;)

Hey everyone.

Hey there speedracer, how are you doing?

Hey Adam! :)

OH MY GOD!All the crocs are dead!.

WHERE!!

:Unky rushes out... :

:snap:

:eek: nope, they were acting as dead! They almost got me... phew! :p

What are you talking about!There's blood everywhere!

This blood down there is a long story, and is not the blood not eh crocs. There's been people in here making a lot of mess lately.

Bye Holly23! I have to go now. Cyu! :)

Hey y'all again. I am bored bored and more bored. What is there to do around here?

Where is the pub? I need a drink ASAP

There's a pub 5 minutes walk from my house Adam, come on down!

The castle seems to be rather quiet this morning... maybe I can just get some donuts, coffee, put my feet up and snooze for a bit... I don't get a chance to rest much around here these characters keep me busy.

Hmmmmm, so relaxing, even the crocs are still sleeping... I... I... think... ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz :)

Hello all wow dead here today have a great day everyody

:: tippy toes over to coffee pot, pours cup, tippy toes out ::

hello all wow dead here today have a great day everyody

What... Huh... (Sheriff wakes and looks around)... Who... (Sheriff blinks,. a lot, slowly closes eyes again... ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Zzzzzzzzzzzz, Zzzzzzz)

BOO!

Hee, hee, scared you. :)

:: slurping coffee ::

Oh, Hi there, yer Majesty. I'm just getting ready to help Unky polish the duck so she gets better.

:: slurping coffee ::

Oh, Hi there, yer Majesty. I'm just gettin ready to help Unky polish the duck so she gets better.

HEY!! Will you guys PLEASE keep it down a bit... geese, no rest for the weary... People! :rolleyes:

I know I have not joined the thread too much. I could try to keep up with everybody but I can not. Lol

Just do not feel the same...

Joe

EDIT: If you need me stringer. Let me know. I will wake up and do my duty as deputy.

We need you, the younguns are running the place, we need to keep them in line.

Now go get your uniform on and your badge.

Reowr, you look good in that uniform.

Sheriff, send that Deputy up to my room.

To check under the bed! What were you thinking? Geesh. :(

All the weapons are out now. Stringer I got all the drugs that I needed. We need to get these people to have a nap. Long enough to let them chill for a bit. 24 hours the drug will wear off.

Okay Alty has the whip so she needs to get that out too. You guys are all in detention now. This is the Castle, Not the Circus.

Joe

I know I have not joined the thread too much. I could try to keep up with everybody but I can not. lol

Just do not feel the same...

Joe

EDIT: If you need me stringer. Let me know. I will wake up and do my duty as deputy.

YOU... are a necessary and needed part of ALL OF THIS... how could you ever question THAT... I don't stand a chance in h*ll without you and my other deputies...

Now, stand ready deputy... you are a sworn defender of the law... stay close, you never know when trouble will raise it's ugly head :).

Wait, am I still sleeping, is this all a dream, is there really a Sponge Bob, is Tinkerbell really a spy... (sheriff 'gently' slaps himself) Nope, I am awake again... geese... 10 minutes of rest, I think I need to talk to the Queen about a raise... :eek:

Stringer, how can I give you a raise? I'm not paying you now. ;)

Yes, the Castle, our beloved home, the keeper of the ducky, our memories.

We must keep the castle in it's original state.

Sheriff, Deputy, forward march, let us return peace to the castle! :)

All the weapons are out now. Stringer I got all the drugs that I needed. We need to get these people to have a nap. Long enough to let them chill for a bit. 24 hours the drug will wear off.

Okay Alty has the whip so she needs to get that out too. You guys are all in detention now. This is the Castle, Not the Circus.

Joe


Okay Alty has the whip so she needs to get that out too.


Aaaaaaaaaah... (Everything here is great... BUT, let's not talk about Susy... K? She is very happy... she is smiling down at the Sheriff from her exalted position on his wall... :eek:)

Stringer, how can I give you a raise? I'm not paying you now. ;)

Yes, the Castle, our beloved home, the keeper of the ducky, our memories.

We must keep the castle in it's original state.

Sheriff, Deputy, forward march, let us return peace to the castle! :)

WAIT... WAIT... Aaaah..? You mean that those checks that you wrote.. :confused::rolleyes:

Aaaaaaaaaah... (Everything here is great... BUT, let's not talk about Susy... K? She is very happy... she is smiling down at the Sheriff from her exalted position on his wall...

Do you really want to start this again? Really? :(

That is not Susy, that is Salvador, my whip, the one I leant to you, OMG, I think it was 1 year ago!

Give me back my whip!

Deputy, arrest him!

Will that work? :confused:

WAIT.....WAIT........Aaaah...??????? You mean that those checks that you wrote......? :confused::rolleyes:

You're getting free room and board, what more do you want?

I'm paying you with love and gratitude. Ya, that's right. :)

Do you really want to start this again? Really? :(

That is not Susy, that is Salvador, my whip, the one I leant to you, OMG, I think it was 1 year ago!

Give me back my whip!

Deputy, arrest him!

Will that work? :confused:

NOPE to everything... I have developed {{{{{feelings}}}} for Suzy and she feels safe with me. She told me that her 'other life' consisted of having to hurt people and she didn't like that. Now she is in a much better place... :D:rolleyes:

She will and will always be mine! This is a mute issue...

You're getting free room and board, what more do you want?

I'm paying you with love and gratitude. Ya, that's right. :)

Shameful, simply shameful... after all we have been through... do I have to start divulging secrets my Queen? :):rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh... peace and quiet again... now where is my donut?

Shameful, simply shameful....after all we have been through...do I have to start divulging secrets my Queen? :):rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Secrets? What secrets? You know secrets? Do I know these secrets?

Poo. :(

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh....peace and quiet again...now where is my donut?

I ate your donut. It was yummy. :D

I did not know that Sheriff you were so attached to Suzy.
Learning more each and everyday I work with you Sheriff.

Alty, Good thing you ate his donuts. Would not want him to get lazy on the job. I have to keep the Sheriff in line too.

My job just got a whole lot harder.

I did not know that Sheriff you were so attacthed to Suzy.
Learning more each and everyday I work with you Sheriff.

Alty, Good thing you ate his donuts. Would not want him to get lazy on the job. I have to keep the Sheriff in line too.

My job just got a whole lot harder.

Well deputy, at least she is paying you... right?

I just gave Joe one of your donuts so I'm paid up for the month. :)

Joe, you have to watch the Sheriff, he's a sneaky one. ;)

I just gave Joe one of your donuts so I'm paid up for the month. :)

Joe, you have to watch the Sheriff, he's a sneaky one. ;)

ME!? Watch me? You are the wheeler dealer here... Opps, my Queen...

Well, go sell some jewerly my sweet... ya could be facing a revolution... :)

Revolution? You wouldn't! How dare you!

I am the Queen, I will always be the Queen. Long live the Queen!

Right?

Revolution? You wouldn't! How dare you!?

I am the Queen, I will always be the Queen. Long live the Queen!

Right?

{{{{Noticeable silence}}}}

You vereeeey nice person lady... but how you get cushy job as Queeny?? Again, just asking... :p

The Queeny gave me more food.. Ha Ha... Enough to last a month. That is very generous of Queen Alty.

Queeny. Giggle.

How did I become Queen? Simple, there were only a few ladies on the original castle thread, and I'm the one that started the whole castle thing so of course I get to be Queen. Geesh.

Now, keep in mind that I'm the one that dubbed you Sheriff dear Stringer.

Just saying. ;)

The Queeny gave me more food.. Ha Ha... Enough to last a month. That is very generous of Queen Alty.

She is playin' that 'divide and conquer' thingy deputy... we want... paid! :mad::rolleyes:;)

The Queeny gave me more food.. Ha Ha... Enough to last a month. That is very generous of Queen Alty.

I am generous, I am Queen Alty the generous. :)

Would you like another donut Joe, Stringer had a whole box full. :D

she is playin' that 'divide and conquer' thingy deputy...we want ...paid! :mad::rolleyes:;)

Would a kiss on the cheek be payment enough?

At least the Maxwell House is furnished.

At least the Maxwell House is furnished.

LMAO! :p

(red tip toes into where a sleeping stringer is snoring his little head off,and slowly removes suzy from the wall)

My feet are sticking to the floor with all these donut crumbs...

Hmmm.now who can I plant suzy on,who can I setup?

Wonder what's happened to the fake sheriff,better check that out...

Queen altys been hitting the coffee hard.shes probably planned to the ceiling by now...

Queeny. Giggle.

How did I become Queen? Simple, there were only a few ladies on the original castle thread, and I'm the one that started the whole castle thing so of course I get to be Queen. Geesh.

Now, keep in mind that I'm the one that dubbed you Sheriff dear Stringer.

Just sayin. ;)

Well... (with all respect, of course... ) no that is not how it happen Queen (girly), it was an unanimous decision... I am totally independent from anyone's authority... that was the way it was decided by us original members... so that no one could influence the LAW... and I have seniority... he hee... :D

Would a kiss on the cheek be payment enough?

You got me thinkin' sweet. :p

You got me thinkin' sweet. :p

Oops... Wrong Thread :rolleyes:

(red tip toes into where a sleeping stringer is snoring his little head off,and slowly removes suzy from the wall)

my feet are sticking to the floor with all these donut crumbs....

hmmm.now who can i plant suzy on,who can i setup?

wonder whats happened to the fake sheriff,better check that out...

queen altys been hitting the coffee hard.shes probably planned to the ceiling by now...

{{{{CLANG....CLANG...CLANG...!!!!!!}}}} Ah ha... that is why I had suzy protected by the alarm... and many more secret protections... BUSTED... Redy... BUSTED... Joe... take her to the dirtiest part of the dungeon... where all the bugs are... :D

Suzy will always remain... here where she belongs...

I get filled with donuts and Stringer gets a kiss. How fair is that?

{{{{CLANG....CLANG...CLANG...!!!!!!}}}} Ah ha...that is why I had suzy protected by the alarm...and many more secret protections.....BUSTED....Redy....BUSTED....Joe... take her to the dirtiest part of the dungeon.....where all the bugs are.....:D

Suzy will always remain...here where she belongs....


Got anymore donuts? :D

Oops ... Wrong Thread :rolleyes:

He heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, well there goes my peaceful morning... :eek:

{{{{CLANG....CLANG...CLANG...!!!!!!}}}} Ah ha...that is why I had suzy protected by the alarm...and many more secret protections.....BUSTED....Redy....BUSTED....Joe... take her to the dirtiest part of the dungeon.....where all the bugs are.....:D

Suzy will always remain...here where she belongs....

Sheriff, Right on that. Redy your busted and you will have to pay now. I thought that all the drugs were ministered already. This one should be sleeping. Lol

Okay Eat some flys in your sleep. That is all your going to be eating for days. No one touches Suzy.

I get filled with donuts and Stringer gets a kiss. How fair is that?

Being the Sheriff... has some benefits... even though I won't see a paycheck Joe... ;)

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Executor... keep that blade sharp!

Red dreaming...

Bunny rabbitts jumping through hoops getting chopped up by blades...


I think I'm developing a nervous twitch on this thread...

red dreaming.....

bunny rabbitts jumping through hoops getting chopped up by blades....


i think im developing a nervous twitch on this thread...

Success... sweet success... Aaaahhhhhh... :D

I was just about to call mercy stringer then remembered because of my extremely high tolerance to make believe drugs there is a way out of this mess,I just can't think of one right now... throw me a bone.

red dreaming.....

bunny rabbitts jumping through hoops getting chopped up by blades....


i think im developing a nervous twitch on this thread...

Well I am going to have nightmares now

i was just about to call mercy stringer then remembered because of my extremely high tolerance to make believe drugs there is a way out of this mess,i just can't think of one right now.....throw me a bone.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

As most of you know Starby is not well, she's fighting for her life, she's losing the battle. Well the castle has always been her favorite thread so I'm doing this for her. Let's make her proud.

We're back in the castle kids. I've repaired the roof, the dungeon has been cleaned (so you better behave) I bought new alligators (the old ones didn't make it).

The ghosts are so happy that we're coming back, they promised not to scare anyone for the first two day, after that all bets are off.

The Sheriff has a new office and his Deputy has a new patrol bike (it's a 10 speed :p)

There's a garage for Rebbie's motorbike and the Queen (that's me) has a new bedroom with red drapes and new marble floors (what? I'm the Queen, I need all the frills!)

So come on in, but enter with caution.

Oh Stringer dear, you're in charge of feeding the alligators, count your fingers when you're done.

Muwahahahahahahahaha!

Well I have to say. I think things are getting back in order again. Sheriff, I think we can relax now and take a rest. It has been an interesting morning. Goodnight for now. Nappy time.

Joe

Well I have to say. I think things are getting back in order again. Sheriff, I think we can relax now and take a rest. It has been an interesting morning. Goodnight for now. Nappy time.

Joe

Good job deputy.. always be diligent...

12:25 PM... going to have maple pancakes with walnuts now... forget the donuts... :D

Pancakes? Did I hear pancakes?

Hey Alty and Stringer!

Pancakes?? Where?? :confused:

Now, you make me hungry :(

I'm hungry too Unky.

Want to go grab some lunch somewhere? My treat. :)

You betcha! :)

You betcha! :)

I want to go to someplace that serves pancakes, how about you? ;)

Got to run for a bit, stuff to do, a beautiful day to do them.

Later Unky. :)

Ok, Later Alty! :)

I want to go to someplace that serves pancakes, how about you? ;)

Gotta run for a bit, stuff to do, a beautiful day to do them.

Later Unky. :)

Are you implying pancakes at the Sheriff's house? :D

Strawberry rhubarb pies are just out of the oven, I have time to slip into work, do some stuff, come back and make dinner and then dig in! I really sincerely hope every one of you are wonderful on this Sunday. (Friend... or Monday) :):)

I feel like pudding... butterscotch pudding, with cream...

Strawberry rhubarb pies are just outta the oven, I have time to slip into work, do some stuff, come back and make dinner and then dig in!! I really sincerely hope each and every one of you are wonderful on this Sunday. (Friend... or Monday) :):)

I am between helping a guy put together a cleaning proposal and having my grandson help my in the yards... so far, so good Start. It is 110 degrees in the sun today...

I feel like pudding... butterscotch pudding, with cream...

You do huh? Deputy, please see that this incarcerated person gets a menu...

Ohhhhhh... you say that isn't on the menu... well...

Here let me read the menu to you...

'Luke warm water, somewhat fresh'

'day old bread, with the crust hard... as you like it'

And these 'crunchy thingys,, ' Yes I know that they look like little bugs but try them... good protein for you... he hee :D:rolleyes:

Sheriff & the deputies...

We are going to have to hold interviews for a judge... cells are getting full...

Alty I got a special thread started for you.. and all you pervis [ahem KP, ahem KC, ahem NM... ]
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-comedy/penis-facts-may-ficticious-364938.html

Sarah

Sarah,

You put waaaayyy too much time into that.

Sarah,

You put waaaayyy too much time into that.

What can I say.. it's a lazy Sunday and my daughter is gone for the day...

I somehow find myself lost.

Sarah

it's a lazy Sunday

I could wish. It's me who's been gone all day on what started as a quick grocery run.

5 hours later I get home. I get calls to "come help me, my car won't start", "come help me, I forgot my medicine", yadda, yadda, YADDA.

I don't think I should try the question boards right now. Sorry to vent at you.

I could wish. It's me who's been gone all day on what started as a quick grocery run.

5 hours later I get home. I get calls to "come help me, my car won't start", "come help me, I forgot my medicine", yadda, yadda, YADDA.

I don't think I should try the question boards right now. Sorry to vent at you.

That was a vent. Boy must be easy being married to you!

Sarah

That was a vent. Boy must be easy being married to you!

Sarah

Cat thinks so, sometimes.

Alty I got a special thread started for you.. and all you pervis [ahem KP, ahem KC, ahem NM...]
https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-comedy/penis-facts-may-ficticious-364938.html

Sarah

Oh... a selected group huh??

I'm back!

I see everyone is busy in chat. Gives me a chance to go find red... save her from the bugs. How dare they take my red and leave me to find chaos alone!

Hey All! Who's here? Cat? Stringer? Sunny?

Hey unky how's it go'in

I'm here for a few more minutes, then I have to get stuff done. :(

Hi Bear, I've been missing you. I feel like we haven't talked forever.

How are you sweetie?

I'm OK thanks Alty :)
Howre you doing on this fine Monday morning

im ok thanks Alty :)
howre you doing on this fine monday morning

I'm actually not feeling very good. We had hamburger helper for dinner yesterday, I don't recommend it. My tummy is angry at me. :(

Two more weeks of school and then the kids are on summer break for two months. I may lose my mind this year. ;)

Awww well that's not good, I take it hamburger helper is a fast food chain? Because otherwise it sounds like you ate the guy who helps make hamburgers :D

Hey Bear and Alty! :)

Sorry, was on a thread. Someone doing A level, and a noob in maths and physics. He's been like that since yesterday. Can't even do the simple things :mad: Don't tell him though :eek:

Lol no wories unky I've no idea who your on about anyhoo :D

Hamburger Helper is a box of convenience food prepared with ground beef to make a meal... not quite fast food, but quick around the house...

Bear, would you like an American/Canadian care package?

Hey Justy! :)

Hamburger Helper is a box of convenience food prepared with ground beef to make a meal... not quite fast food, but quick around the house...

Bear, would you like an American/Canadian care package?

Don't send him Hamburger helper! :eek:

Ahhh so its like a ready meal

I've been offered care packages before justy :o
But I thought all the food would go off during the flight over :(

Hey Unky...


Don't send him Hamburger helper! :eek:

He didn't even know what it was... it's not all bad... we have to have something to share. :D

Hey Unky...



He didn't even know what it was... it's not all bad... we have to have something to share. :D

Nope, I didn't :confused: Are you talking about Joe?

Hey All! Who's here? Cat? Stringer? Sunny?

Hey Unky! I was here and then left for lunch.
How are you?

Hamburger helpers motto is "it makes a great meal" Ya, not so much.

Actually, to be fair, it doesn't taste bad at all, in fact it's delicious. It's the day after that will get you.

My poor tummy. :(

Fine, need to feed my dog now... and wash the dishes... BRB.

Hamburger Helper is a box of convenience food prepared with ground beef to make a meal... not quite fast food, but quick around the house...

Bear, would you like an American/Canadian care package?

Hamburger Helper! Yes its not a bad fix when your in a hurry. But regardless of the flavor it all taste the same. I have tried 'em all!

Well its better then Ramen Noodles!

Fine, need to feed my dog now... and wash the dishes... BRB.

You have a dog?

I didn't know that.

What kind of dog? Pictures! I want pictures!

Well its better then Ramen Noodles!

I like Ramen noodles.

Maybe I'm just warped. ;)

So hamberger helper a 'try if you want' type of food

Later unky

so hamberger helper a 'try if you want' type of food

later unky

More like "try if you dare". That's just my opinion though. ;)

The Cheeseburger Macaroni, isn't too bad... there are some that aren't that great.

But it is a good fix in a pinch.

http://www.bettycrocker.com/products/hamburger-helper/

I've got to run. I've been on 1/2 hour more then I allowed myself. Stupid addiction. ;)

I'll be back during coffee breaks.

Be good kids, the Queen is always watching. :)

Lol duly noted :D

Later Alty, have a good one :)

I like Ramen noodles.

Maybe I'm just warped. ;)

Well they are OK with cheese melted in it (that might sound warped) or I just use butter on the noodles and less seasoning. But that's a poor mans meal.

My mom raves about pepper jack cheese and the Creamy Chicken Ramen. ::shrug::

My mom raves about pepper jack cheese and the Creamy Chicken Ramen. ::shrug::

Guess I am not crazy! My husband used to put orange sliced cheese in his. Of course I would roll my eyes in disgust. Can't do that now its pretty darn good. I will have to try the pepper jack cheese.

Well they are ok with cheese melted in it (that might sound warped) or i just use butter on the noodles and less seasoning. But thats a poor mans meal.

I like melted cheese on noodles as well, also with a bit of chopped up salami saussage in there as well :)

Pepper jack :confused:

i like melted cheese on noodles aswell, also with a bit of chopped up salami saussage in there aswell :)

pepper jack :confused:

Never tried that I will have to. Sounds yummy.

Hmmm maybe we can be on to the caslte menu
Hamburger Helper, Ramen Noodles with cheese and salami...

Hmmmm all this talk about noodles has given me a slight craving now, I guess I know what I'm having for tea tonight :D

Seems quiet in here today.

For a weekday yeah


Anyhoo hi sunny I don't think we've been introduced yet :)
... or if we have sorry I forgot :o

hmmmm all this talk about noodles has given me a slight craving now, i guess i know wht im having for tea tonight :D

Noodles and tea don't sound like they go well together.

You don't have pepperjack cheese there either?? You poor thing...

Of course I don't know what orange sliced cheese is...

Tea the evening meal, not tea the drink :D

Never heard of pepper jack cheese, usually I just go for the cheapest but if I'm preparing a decent or special meal then ill splash out and get some cathedral cheddar :D

Never heard of Cathedral Cheddar.

Can't call dinner by a drink's name. Hehe.

So different it seems. I want to visit.

Never heard of Cathedral Cheddar.

Can't call dinner by a drink's name. Hehe.

So different it seems. I want to visit.

Its always been tea, everyone I know over here calls the evening meal tea :D
Breakfast, lunch, tea,

You can't call a cheese by the name of a guy who's covered in a condoment(sp) :D if were going to play by those rules

Yeah would love to visit the states and canada one day to see the differences in culture first hand, and of course to meet the friends I've made :)

for a weekday yeah


anyhoo hi sunny i dont think weve been introduced yet :)
....or if we have sorry i forgot :o

No I don't think we have. I never did an introduction thingy... but Hi anyway! I have seen you a lot in around the threads.

Noodles and tea don't sound like they go well together.

You don't have pepperjack cheese there either??? You poor thing...

Of course I don't know what orange sliced cheese is...

Orange slice cheese? You know you buy it presliced and wrapped in the plastic?

You didn't know I have a dog Alty? Gosh! I thought you knew... my guess is that you didn't read the posts I had last year. I asked Starby how to make dog shampoo. Her name is Dixy. I don't know what mix she has, but she's just the way I like her. She's kind of 'egyptian' looking with her black spectacles (it that how you call it, when you have black rings arounf the eye?)

Unfortunately, if I had some way to upload the pics from the mobile of my sister (she's got a better phone than me :eek:) to my puter, then I'd do it. The last time I posted pics was when my friend used his camera, uploaded the pics through a card reader and I got them through his laptop, by a pendrive.

No I dont think we have. I never did an introduction thingy..........but Hi anyways!! I have seen you alot in around the threads.

Lol no worries I didn't do an introduction thread either :)

Yea I pop in and out around threads every so often, I've seen you around the lounge threads as well :)

So how are you anyhoo


Hi again unky, you could ask her to send them to the computer via email or bluetooth :)

Never heard of Cathedral Cheddar.

Can't call dinner by a drink's name. Hehe.

So different it seems. I want to visit.

I know! Wouldn't care packages be so great for everyone! I love trying new things.

Bear, she's already got her nickname... Sunny! :)

LOL. Kraft American Cheese. :D Gotcha.

Bear, she's already got her nickname... Sunny! :)

Yea I noticed :)

lol no worries i didnt do an introduction thread either :)

yea i pop in and out around threads every so often, ive seen you around the lounge threads aswell :)

so how are ya anyhoo


hi again unky, you could ask her to send them to the computer via email or bluetooth :)

Doing good. Super tired today. We brought my 5 year old camping for the first time over the weekend. Three days. He did so good. He had chipmunks and a duck eating right from his hand. I couldn't take enough pics it was so cute! But I was glad to get home and in a real bed.

hi again unky, you could ask her to send them to the computer via email or bluetooth

Missed that... Computer has no USB for bluetooth... so no one in my home can upload pics. (my sis is smaller than me... in case you didn't know)

Doing good. Super tired today. We brought my 5 year old camping for the first time over the weekend. Three days. He did so good. He had chipmunks and a duck eating right from his hand. I couldnt take enough pics it was so cute! But I was glad to get home and in a real bed.

Lol, ahhh campig trips, good times, air beds are so comfy :D

lol, ahhh campig trips, good times, air beds are so comfy :D

Ya well I don't know about that. I sleep like a feather so every bird and loon and whatever else kept me wide awake both nights. I just drank a little more the second night to make it less painful. Haha

Missed that... Computer has no USB for bluetooth... so no one in my home can upload pics. (my sis is smaller than me... in case you didn't know)
Ahhh, oh well, was just a suggestion


Ya well I dont know about that. I sleep like a feather so every bird and loon and whatever else kept me wide awake both nights. I just drank a little more the second night to make it less painful. haha

Lol, I'm kind of the opposite :) I find the birds singing relaxing and the drunks that walk past rather funny :D, but at least you found a way to make the nights easier ;)

Yeah Bear... the only way is to send the pics to my friend's laptop via bluetooth, then copy paste it on a pendrive... but sis would never lend me her phone for a day... :(

Ya Bear then you would have been laughing at me! Then the campers next to us came over and that wife and I were smoking cigars like they were candy. Fun times. Thank god the little guy fell asleep early. Before mommy starts trucker talk.

Ya Bear then you would have been laughing at me! Then the campers next to us came over and that wife and I were smoking cigars like they were candy. Fun times. Thank god the little guy fell asleep early. Before mommy starts trucker talk.

Lol trucker talk, that's a ten 4 good buddy :D


Yeah Bear... the only way is to send the pics to my friend's laptop via bluetooth, then copy paste it on a pendrive... but sis would never lend me her phone for a day...:(

Trust issues ?

Bye Bear and Sunny! I'm off to bed. :)

Later unky, have a good one :)

Bye Bear and Sunny! I'm off to bed. :)

Bye Unky! Good talking to you again.

You Bear my trucker talk is more effing this and effing that... then more of it

::sulking::

::sulking::

Oh oh why the sulking

ya Bear my trucker talk is more effing this and effing that............then more of it

No ten 4 good buddy :(

But... but I thought all truckers talked in codes

oh oh why the sulking

Unky forgot/overlooked me... it's OK, just felt like pouting a bit.

Nighty Night Unky Unk.

I'm sure he didn't overlook you justy, how could anyone over look you :)

That is just what I was thinking... LOL. ;)

That is just what I was thinking... LOL. ;)

Don't be silly! Your never over looked in these threads. Us newbies notice things you know!

Yeah no worries justy, can we get a smile :)

Hamburger helpers motto is "it makes a great meal" Ya, not so much.

Actually, to be fair, it doesn't taste bad at all, in fact it's delicious. It's the day after that will get you.

My poor tummy. :(

Kind of like White Castle burgers... I remember those days after I ate them... and sometimes I still get the urge... but I am getting stronger now... :eek:

Kinda like White Castle burgers...I remember those days after I ate them...and sometimes I still get the urge...but I am getting stronger now...:eek:

White Castle burgers are awesome! I just had my first one a couple years ago. Yummy yummy.

yeah no worries justy, can we get a smile :)

You have a smile, from ear to ear even!. :)

I just wrote my favorite post in a long time. I love when that happens.

its always been tea, everyone i know over here calls the evening meal tea :D
breakfast, lunch, tea,

you can't call a cheese by the name of a guy who's covered in a condoment(sp) :D if were gonna play by those rules

yeah would love to visit the states and canada one day to see the differences in culture first hand, and of course to meet the friends ive made :)

Funny Bear... funny :p

White Castle burgers are awesome! I just had my first one a couple years ago. Yummy yummy.

Must be good if you remember your first one :eek:

must be good if you remember your first one :eek:

Sadly I do! It was small and the bun was so warm and soft. Almost seemed like McDonalds but better.

I thought all fast foods were better than mc donalds?

White Castle burgers are awesome! I just had my first one a couple years ago. Yummy yummy.

They taste good but next day... bunches of gas and nausea...

Hey Bear...

Funny Bear...funny :p

I thought it was supposed to be a joke but I didn't get it... so I was just smiling instead.

Hey stringer, how u doing mate

You have a smile, from ear to ear even!!... :)

I just wrote my favorite post in a long time. I love when that happens.

There we go ;)


I thought it was supposed to be a joke but I didn't get it... so I was just smiling instead.

Pepper is a condoment(sp), jack is a guys name, and your cheese is named after 'peppered jack'... :D

i thought all fast foods were better than mc donalds?

In my humble opinion, I agree Bear, in fact most of the fast food joints.

I thought it was supposed to be a joke but I didn't get it... so I was just smiling instead.

OMG... you responded to one of my posts... :D (kidding here... )