Well you guessed it! The moat sprung a leak, and flooded the Castle. The crocs were seeking refuge in the bathtubs, and snapping at our "Castle Royalty!"... and The Sheriff and The Deputy, and the crocs were waring on the DUCKS last tailfeather!

So FRIEND has kindly offered up his credit card, for us to all stay in this Luxury Hotel! However, I think there were ulterior motives behind this! This hotel is Haunted I tell you! I've heard noises in the hallways, doors opening and closing on their own, creaks and strange goings on! I heard the bellman whispering about the Hotel being built on a graveyard, and something about a torture chamber!

BEWARE!. and VELCOME TO THE HAUNTED HOTEL!. Muuwahahahaha!

The DUCK!

First! Yippeee! :)

torture chamber

Oooh, the fun has started. Goody, goody, goody, goody. :)

Hey Duck, just about the time I get up my courage for the Castle, we move to a haunted hotel??

Beware all who enter... I have heard some have entered and never were they ever seen again by anyone!

Rebbie, don't use the shower, remember what happened in "Psycho". ;)

I my reservation was for a luxury suite? I mean, I AM Jessica Rabbit, after all! ;)

You're bunking with me Chicky, I'm too scared to be alone.

Deal. :)

Back to the couch. See you later!

Easy on my Credit Card :eek:

OH MY GOSH!! Eek!!

I saw Psycho and slept with my light on for two weeks. I would run and jump frm the hall to my bed... I mean... flying leap, for fear I would get grabbed... Alty... thanks for the warning!

I might need a boost of courage for sure but who knows, I may surprise myself and just be more brave than at the castle.

Hey, who told you I was so afraid after seeing Psycho?? Hmmm?? Are you sure this is the real Alty or are you one of those spirits that haunt this place?

ANGEL...................................is this the real Alty??????????????????????????????????????????

Easy on my Credit Card :eek:

Does that mean I have to return the room service, stripper, massage, spa treatment, makeover, shopping spree I bought? :(

ANGEL...................................is this the real Alty??????????????????????????????????????????

Muwahahahahaha! I'm her evil twin. :eek:

Is that possible? I'm already evil, can I have an evil twin? Hmmm... :D

Does that mean I have to return the room service, stripper, massage, spa treatment, makeover, shopping spree I bought? :(


Nuh... keep them alty , my treat ;)

Nuh...............keep them alty , my treat ;)

Awww, that's so sweet. Now I feel guilty. Was that your plan? Men! ;)

M, did you get a chance to watch the banned condom commercial I sent you? What did you think?

M, did you get a chance to watch the banned condom commercial I sent you? What did you think?


I did , very funny :)

Isn't it cute? Just make sure you watch it with the sound on, otherwise it's not nearly as cute. ;)

Too bad it was banned.

I'm soooooo tired! :(

I did watch it with the sound :)

If your tired why don't you go have a nap?

A nap? Is that possible? How? When? Where? Alone? ;)

I might do that, as soon as Wiggy gets home and can watch the kids.

My little eyes are getting tired, so sleepy, soooo... ::snoring:: Ah! What happened? Darnit, now there's drool on my keyboard. ;)

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Not funny! Not... sleepy... no sleep... can't stay awake... AH! What the heck? Again with the drool on the keyboard? Again? :(

Wiggy's home! I'm napping! :)

Later kids.

He He... :)

Nuh...............keep them alty , my treat ;)

Hope that card is limitless M?

Thanks for the... ."VELCOME TO THE HAUNTED CASTLE!! hee hee... :)

Hope that card is limitless M?

Its limitless on this thread only stringer... so spend away :)

Its limitless on this thread only stringer.................so spend away :)

Ha Ha, kind of like the government... give away 1 trillion dollars and no accounting what so ever... that's OK we tax payers can afford it... :mad:

Let's see, what do I want then... got my eye on a new jag... black... convertible or two door coupe... nice shinny things on the wheels... 500 horse power... stick...

Don't cha wish... :rolleyes:


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Ha Ha... Jeff Dunham is funny , my favourite is with Achmed the dead terrorist :)

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Good evening!

Thanks for the...."VELCOME TO THE HAUNTED CASTLE!! hee hee....:)

Did I mention... You can check out anytime you like...but you may never leave??....Muuwwaaahahahahaha!!

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Good evening!

Gooood Eveenninggg! What can we do for you my sweets? Would you like to check in?

good evening!

Hiya

Did my scary voice drive everyone away? Bawhahaha! QUACK! See! It's still meeee!

I had a nap, a good nap, too good. :(

Where is everyone? Am I alone here? Um, I'm scared!

BOOOOO!! WATCH OUT!!...there's a shadow behind you!! Looks scaaaawwyyy!!

Boo!

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Casper? Is that you Casper? ;)

Boo back at you.

By the way, I had a really, really good dream during my nap. :D

Do tell...

This must be dream central today! C'mon Alty... we want to hear!

It's x-rated M, no can do here at the hotel. ;)

I'm sure you can use your imagination, I know I sure did! :D:cool:

Oh sure! You get those dreams... and I get the one with guns and knives! Thanks! :(

Oh sure!! You get those dreams...and I get the one with guns and knives!! Thanks!! :(

There was a symbolic gun, does that make you feel better? Turns out it wasn't a gun in his pocket though, he really was just happy to see me. ;)

It's x-rated M, no can do here at the hotel. ;)

I'm sure you can use your imagination, I know I sure did! :D:cool:

LOL... I know who it was about ;)

(yes I went and looked )

There was a symbolic gun, does that make you feel better? Turns out it wasn't a gun in his pocket though, he really was just happy to see me. ;)

Was that suppose to make me feel better? :rolleyes: I've got a man in my bed right now!. and he won't go home to his wife! LOL! ::wink::

Was that suppose to make me feel better?? :rolleyes: I've got a man in my bed right now!...and he won't go home to his wife!! LOL! ::wink::


:eek: :eek: :eek:

LOL....................I know who it was about ;)

(yes I went and looked )

Ooops. Busted. :o

Was that suppose to make me feel better?? :rolleyes: I've got a man in my bed right now!...and he won't go home to his wife!! LOL! ::wink::

You might want to explain that to M so he doesn't think you're a home wrecker. :eek:

:eek: :eek: :eek:

He's my friend. His wife kicked him out and he has nowhere to stay. So guess who gets to give him a bed to sleep in? I've had a helluva day trying to get his wife to smarten up, but she's not budging! Oh crap! So now I've got a drunk roomie that is eating my food, drinking my beer, and sleeping in my bed! Good thing I have a comfy couch! I'm not thrilled about this one little bit! But he doesn't get his paycheck until THURSDAY! I can't throw him out in this weather... can I?? :rolleyes:

He's my friend. His wife kicked him out and he has nowhere to stay. So guess who gets to give him a bed to sleep in? I've had a helluva day trying to get his wife to smarten up, but she's not budging! Oh crap!! So now I've got a drunk roomie that is eating my food, drinking my beer, and sleeping in my bed! Good thing I have a comfy couch! I'm not thrilled about this one little bit! But he doesn't get his paycheck until THURSDAY!! I can't throw him out in this weather.....can I???? :rolleyes:

Are you asking for an opinion, or permission? ;)

Permission... pleeeaaase give me permission!! ::down on knees begging::

Problem being... in the last two weeks we've had 2 men found frozen to death in snow banks here in town!

Permission...pleeeaaase give me permission!!! ::down on knees begging::

Dang Starby, if you were a man I might just fall for that submissive position, but, well, you're not a man. ;)

You don't need my permission, you need my attitude. I'll send it express, he'll be out before bed time! :cool:

Oh sure!! You get those dreams...and I get the one with guns and knives!! Thanks!! :(

Funneeeee... poor girl :):rolleyes::D:)

Funneeeee...poor girl :):rolleyes::D:)

Yes, poor Starby, she wakes up sweating because she's scared, I wake up sweating because... well, I can't say. :D

Dang Starby, if you were a man I might just fall for that submissive position, but, well, you're not a man. ;)

You don't need my permission, you need my attitude. I'll send it express, he'll be out before bed time! :cool:

Niki won't leave my side! She lubs her uncle Lee, but she's not so crazy about him staying here either! She only likes it when he takes her for walks!. but then he's suppose to LEAVE!

Yes, poor Starby, she wakes up sweating because she's scared, I wake up sweating because..... well, I can't say. :D

BUT, my dear, we can all make an educated guess... too many covers?:confused:

Why would you not make him sleep on the couch?

BUT, my dear, we can all make an educated guess....too many covers?:confused:

Thermostat up too high? :confused: LOL

BUT, my dear, we can all make an educated guess....too many covers?:confused:


Uuhhm... you sleep in a sauna?

BUT, my dear, we can all make an educated guess....too many covers?:confused:

No covers, no clothes, I sleep sans ramon.

Nope, I wasn't too warm, but I was definitely hot. :)

Why would you not make him sleep on the couch ??

I agree M, what the hell is he doing in your bed when you are on the couch, sis?:confused::confused::confused:

Why would you not make him sleep on the couch ??

Starby prefers the couch to her own bed. Right Starbs?

Uuhhm...............you sleep in a sauna ??

Ooooh, I've never, um, "slept" in a sauna before. :D

OKkkkkkkk... time to find Marta and get some... sleep...

Night... I seem to say that every night...

Starby prefers the couch to her own bed. Right Starbs?

So put the couch in the bedroom

Are you actually going to sleep or will you be back for a cigarette later? ;)

Oooh, sex on the brain. Hey, that's normal, okay, I'm okay. :)

So put the couch in the bedroom

So that they're in the same room? :eek:

What Starby hasn't mentioned is that this guy has a bit of a crush on her, even though he is married and his wife is psycho. So, you, not good to have him as a room mate.

Starby, do you want me to come over and kick his arse out? You know I will, just say the word. I can be very persuasive. :cool:

Are you actually going to sleep or will you be back for a cigarette later? ;)

Oooh, sex on the brain. Hey, that's normal, okay, I'm okay. :)

Not sure yet.. I have smoked too many tonight already... need to try and quit again. But, maybe... we'll see... possibly... could be... :cool::cool:

Night

EDIT: M !!!!!!!!! where are your pics?????

Okay, I really can't get enough of this song, it makes me all tingly inside, in a very good way.

I posted it before, have to post it again.

Don't let the artist make you run, it's really good, at least I think so.

Tell me what you all think.

Britney Spears - Get Naked (I Got A Plan) - Free MP3 Stream on IMEEM Music (http://www.imeem.com/britneyspears/music/BjsPFUsd/britney_spears_get_naked_i_got_a_plan/)

Totally fits my mood.

Not sure yet..I have smoked too many tonight already....need to try and quit again. But, maybe....we'll see....possibly......could be.......:cool::cool:

Night

Do what I do Stringer, only smoke after sex, I'm down to a pack a day. :D

Starby prefers the couch to her own bed. Right Starbs?

Yep... I do prefer the couch! It's comfy! Chery and I have that in common. My big screen is in the living room. Can't move the big screen into the bedroom Batman. :(

Actually, I wonder if he's dead? LOL! He slept until almost 1pm, went back to bed at 5, and is still sleeping! I suppose that means that he is going to be up all frigging night? Uuuggghhh! Ducky no likey!

Ducky, bite him, you have a beak, do it, do it, do it! You know you want to! :)

Dang, can't stop listening to that song. :)

Do what I do Stringer, only smoke after sex, I'm down to a pack a day. :D

Ha ha.. For sure THAT won't help !:eek:

Ha ha.. For sure THAT won't help !:eek:

WOW!! How many packs would you be smoking? :eek:

WOW!!! How many packs would you be smoking? :eek:

Too many cigarettes... but it is negotiable.:)

Ducky, bite him, you have a beak, do it, do it, do it! You know you wanna! :)

Dang, can't stop listening to that song. :)

Bite him? Wouldn't that be counter-active? :eek: I'm hoping he's gone into a coma! :p I swear he's drank more than an entire case of beer today!. a 15 pack!

Good night guys,, I HAVE to go... NOW...

I'd quite smoking before I quite sex, no doubt about it! Heck, I'd even give up beer.

Darnit, now I'm antsy again. :(

Someone tell me a joke, something to take my mind off sex, hubby has homework, I can't interrupt that. Can I? Hmmmm. ;)

Bite him? Wouldn't that be counter-active?? :eek: I'm hoping he's gone into a coma!! :p I swear he's drank more than an entire case of beer today!!...a 15 pack!!

Wow, maybe he's dead. Oops, I shouldn't say that out loud. What if? :eek:

Good night guys,,,I HAVE to go....NOW.....

I'm sure you do. ;) I mean, good night Stringer! :cool:

Okay, I really can't get enough of this song, it makes me all tingly inside, in a very good way.

I posted it before, have to post it again.

Don't let the artist make you run, it's really good, at least I think so.

Tell me what you all think.

Britney Spears - Get Naked (I Got A Plan) - Free MP3 Stream on IMEEM Music (http://www.imeem.com/britneyspears/music/BjsPFUsd/britney_spears_get_naked_i_got_a_plan/)

Totally fits my mood.

I like it... would be better without the guy with the sore throat though :cool:

I'd quite smoking before I quite sex, no doubt about it! Heck, I'd even give up beer.

Darnit, now I'm antsy again. :(

Someone tell me a joke, something to take my mind off sex, hubby has homework, I can't interrupt that. Can I? Hmmmm. ;)

You could be the naughty school teacher! Make him stand in the corner for not doing his lessons! Did I just say that outloud? :o

I like it..........................would be better without the guy with the sore throat though :cool:

That's what I like about it. Funny! ;)

But now you know why I have sex on my mind. Music is powerful. :)

I just can't get myself to do Brittney... uhhmmm... that totally sounded wrong didn't it? LOL

One of my new faves!. depends on my mood of course! :p

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Have a look at this...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/feedback/how-talaniman-expert-309651.html

Have a look at this.............

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/feedback/how-talaniman-expert-309651.html

Thanks for reminding me! I saw that thread and meant to comment, but got interupted, :rolleyes: and forgot about it!

Thanks for posting that M, I didn't see it before.

Being a relationship expert is not an easy thing. Heck, I could tell people what not to do, because in the past I've made pretty much every mistake possible. I'm still amazed that I'm happily married, I didn't think that was in the cards.

Tal is great, and such a sweetie. I'm going to get into trouble for saying that, aren't I. ;)

Starby, the backyard breeder is back, with an attitude.

I just gave him a teeny bit of my attitude, this probably won't end well. Me and my big mouth. :(

Well my mouth is just as big... as you know! Yes he does have a heck of a 'TUDE" I probably PM'd you while you were writing! Some people... geeezzzzz!

Did someone pull the lever for the sleeping gas at the hotel? Who's in charge of that anyway?

No, I'm on the phone with Sir Sneeze, my little boy toy. :)

Starby, I'm a wee bit drunk. You know that no good can come of that. Oy.

That's the new thread? Ok, good news, school's back finishing at 2.30pm everyday instead of 3.00pm which was the case last week. I got some photos, but they are on my mail's draft. Anybody have tips on how to post them? Time to run, see you later! :)

Hey Unky! No tips sorry! Just thought I would let you know to be on the watch for the card I sent you! Have a good one! :)

Endure the first minute or so... but then look out!!

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Another... if you are still interested... cute, lesson learned.

Now this is the TRUTH... don't send MONEY!!

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Hi all, anyone here?

Ask me about my evening. Dare you! :)

Scary!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/why-posts-topics-either-closed-removed-312467.html

Hi all, anyone here?

Ask me about my evening. Dare you! :)

No way not here :eek: Anything to do with breathing difficulties ;)



Scary!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/why-posts-topics-either-closed-removed-312467.html

Either a complete sicko or a Troll!!

Whoa... I RIP'ed it. I'm sure you did too. I had seen his poetry thing, but not the weird one. Judging from that comment, it was bad!

I just returned from the massage/chiropractic weekly session... I feel good - they worked on my ankle though and now it's sore.

Took today off, too. Just didn't feel right... I'll be back to work in the morning though.

HI ALTY

No way not here :eek: Anything to do with breathing difficulties ;)




Either a complete sicko or a Troll !!!

Shouldn't we try and keep him talking though, and see if someone can track his ISP, or get other info? You didn't see the poem he wrote about how he was going to murder this girls boyfriend.

I'm sure they'll have his ISP by now , very sad.

I agree and disagree Starby. Something tells me this is just a bored teen that wants some attention, but the other part of me has shivers going up and down my spine.

I RIP'd it, but, if this kid is for real, he needs help and fast, before he carries out his fantasies.

No way not here Anything to do with breathing difficulties

You really are watching. :eek:

J_9 is on the ball. :) She'll take care of it. I think that that lady can do anything! :D

You really are watching. :eek:


Always Alty , scary isn't it ;) LOL

Always Alty , scary isn't it ;) LOL

Where's the camera? I want to know! Is it in the closet? :eek:

You're a voyeur M. :D

J_9 is on the ball. :) She'll take care of it. I think that that lady can do anything!! :D

I'm just not sure that stopping communication with this kid is the right thing.

The thread is closed, but what if he's not a troll? What if, by closing it down and banning him, we're unleashing him on this girl he claims to love?

Scary things happen. Just because it sounds like he's making it up, doesn't mean he is.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Do I know how to clear a room or what?

Where did everyone go? :(

I'm still here Alty , and I have to agree with you it's a bit of a worry if this kid actually is for real , very scary. Lets hope he's a just Troll.

Hello Bear , I see you ;)

Lol... I just went to get something to eat... I'm probably off for the night anywyas...

I hope that there really isn't something wrong with this kid and that he is really just trolling. If it is real, can these conversations be used as evidence?? Weird...

And yes... creepy...

I will check in a bit later - JR KISSES to all! :)

Oooh, I see him too.

Come out, come out, wherever you are Bear. :)

M, it is worrisome, if this kid is for real, well, bad things will happen. J9 reopened the thread but shortly thereafter the kid logged off.

He's disturbed, I really hope he gets help. He's put way too much thought into his poetry and other posts, something tells me this isn't a troll. My gut usually isn't wrong, not after years and years of dating really disturbed guys. ;)

Okay, let's lighten the mood here.

Poor Wiggy is napping, he's still tired from yesterday. Poor guy. Damn I'm good! ;)

I'm still here Alty , and I have to agree with you its a bit of a worry if this kid actually is for real , very scary. Lets hope he's a just Troll.

Hello Bear , I see ya ;)

:) yea you found me friend

Hi all

Lol... I just went to get something to eat... I'm probably off for the night anywyas...

I hope that there really isn't something wrong with this kid and that he is really just trolling. If it is real, can these conversations be used as evidence??? Weird...

And yes..... creepy.....

I will check in a bit later - JR KISSES to all! :)

Take care Jess, I mean Chicky! :)

As for using his posts as evidence, yes, it's a definite possibility.

Hijpan is in jail right now facing charges, I'm sure the posts he wrote here had something to do with that. Good thing too.

:) yea you found me friend

hi all

You can run, but you can't hide! :D

I requested that J reopen the thread, just in case. Troll or not, this guy is very disturbed. That poem made my hair stand on end, and just made my skin crawl.

Me too Starby, me too. I'm glad it's reopened and he's no longer banned. I hope that we can help him, because the outcome won't be good if we can't.

Scary!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/why-posts-topics-either-closed-removed-312467.html

He's a sick puppy... Trollor sick, I feel bad for him... needs help.

HI ALTY -HC

What are we, dead, cold fish?? Huh? Hee hee

He's a sick puppy...Trollor sick, I feel bad for him...needs help.

It could be as simple as getting him some meds and therapy. I just don't think we should give up on this kid. If he turns out to be a troll, then let me at him, but if not, well, we really could help him, if given a chance. That's what we're here for, right? :)

He is a sick puppy, either way.

"Poor Wiggy"... that comment made me smile...

Hijpan is in jail right now facing charges, .

Really... do tell , he was disturbing too wasn't he?

You can run, but you can't hide! :D

I can hide pretty well when I want to :)

Really............do tell , he was disturbing too wasn't he?

He bought a plane ticket for a 13 year old girl, so she could come visit him (he's 20). He booked a hotel room with the intention of having sex with this child, he was arrested at the airport, and had alcohol and condoms with him.

Apparently he admitted to the FBI that he was planning on having sex with this girl.

She's fine, was sent back home to her parents. He's in jail, but before that, he wrote all about it here on AMHD, but he lied, said the girl was 14, because goodness knows if she's a year older then it's okay. NOT! :(

Just goes to show, your actions will catch up with you, sooner or later. :)

i can hide pretty well when i want to :)

I can find you Bear, anytime. :D

Oooh, now I'm a bit scary. ;)

He bought a plane ticket for a 13 year old girl, so she could come visit him (he's 20). He booked a hotel room with the intention of having sex with this child, he was arrested at the airport, and had alcohol and condoms with him.

Apparently he admitted to the FBI that he was planning on having sex with this girl.

She's fine, was sent back home to her parents. He's in jail, but before that, he wrote all about it here on AMHD, but he lied, said the girl was 14, because goodness knows if she's a year older then it's okay. NOT! :(

Just goes to show, your actions will catch up with you, sooner or later. :)

Sure does , well I'm glad they caught him!!

Me too M. I hope the girl gets help. Apparently they had a relationship on Myspace and Facebook for a year before this all went down. I can only imagine what the Feds found there.

He's were he should be, let's hope he gets help before they release him.

Now here is a great Canadian Valedictorian Speech... cool kid!

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I can find you Bear, anytime. :D

Oooh, now I'm a bit scary. ;)

Nope can't I'm not tagged :)

Not scary at all :)

Sure does , well I'm glad they caught him !!!

I'll send it to you Batman! ;)

nope can't im not tagged :)

not scary at all :)

You are tagged, you just don't remember. :D

Am I scary now? :cool:

I'll send it to you Batman!! ;)


Ta muchly ;)

Ta? Are you leaving? Why the ta? Ta ta? Ta ta's? What's a ta?

Now muchly I get, but I'm still lost on the Ta! :(

You are tagged, you just don't remember. :D

Am I scary now? :cool:

Still nope :) I couldn't be scared of you, your just not scary :o sorry
Wasn't me you tagged :) it was a decoy

I'm not scary? Really? I thought I was terrifying.

M, you're scared, right? Stringer, I have you trembling, don't I? Starby, you're shaking in your boots, aren't you?

Oh my, I'm not scary, there goes everything I've worked 38 years to build. Poo! :(

And you are so too tagged, it wasn't a decoy, nope, it wasn't. I'll prove it to you. I'll tell you exactly where you are by tracking you.

Okay, the readout says that you're in front of your computer!

See, told you. :)

I'm not scary? Really? I thought I was terrifying.

M, you're scared, right? Stringer, I have you trembling, don't I? Starby, you're shaking in your boots, aren't you?

Oh my, I'm not scary, there goes everything I've worked 38 years to build. Poo! :(

And you are soo too tagged, it wasn't a decoy, nope, it wasn't. I'll prove it to you. I'll tell you exactly where you are by tracking you.

Okay, the readout says that you're in front of your computer!

See, told you. :)

Big scaaaarrrryyyy Alty! Watch out boyz! Alty?. will you pleeeeaaase come get rid of my "roomate!" Seriously! I'm about to go insane! :rolleyes:

Ta? Are you leaving? Why the ta? Ta ta? Ta ta's? What's a ta?

Now muchly I get, but I'm still lost on the Ta! :(

Seriously?? LOL Ta=Thanks





I'm not scary? Really? I thought I was terrifying.

M, you're scared, right?


Oh I'm shaking in my boots ;)

I'm on my way Starby. Should I bring my whip, or will that make him stay longer? ;)

Seriously?? LOL Ta=Thanks

I say Ta when I say good bye. You know, Ta! :)

Or there are Ta ta's, do I need to tell you what they are? Do I? ;)

Giggle, this is fun. :)

Or there are Ta ta's, do I need to tell you what they are? Do I? ;)



Pictures will do ;)

And you are soo too tagged, it wasn't a decoy, nope, it wasn't. I'll prove it to you. I'll tell you exactly where you are by tracking you.

Okay, the readout says that you're in front of your computer!

See, told you. :)

Sorry I was looking at the snow outside, so can't have been me sorry

Pictures will do ;)

Haven't I given you enough Ta ta pictures? More you say? Really? Okay. ;)

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Bear, cover your eyes, you're too young to see these. ;)

sorry i was looking at the snow outside, so can't have been me sorry

Lies, lies I tell you. I know all, I see all, sort of kind of. :D

You're at your computer now. HA! I win! :D

Haven't I given you enough Ta ta pictures? More you say? Really? Okay. ;)

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Bear, cover your eyes, you're too young to see these. ;)

Yummo... you watching Sheriff?

Which is your fav M? I like the one with the "got milk?" T-shirt. Wait, did I just say that out loud? :eek:

Haven't I given you enough Ta ta pictures? More you say? Really? Okay. ;)

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Nice you sure know good knockers when you see them

Which is your fav M? I like the one with the "got milk?" T-shirt. Wait, did I just say that out loud? :eek:

I like them all :p

nice you sure know good knockers when you see em

What can I say, it's a gift. :D

I like em all :p

Greedy boy. :cool:

Do you boys want more?

You'll have to beg. :D

No begging? Okay.

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If I get in trouble for this you boys have to back me up. K?

You ARE in trouble... Alty, geeze!

Tut tut alty providing inappropriate material, forshame

Hi start

Got to keep the boys coming back Starty, otherswise it's just a bunch of girls, that's no fun! ;)

tut tut alty providing inappropriate material, forshame

You know you love it! :D

Gotta keep the boys coming back Starty, otherswise it's just a bunch of girls, that's no fun! ;)

I absolutely disagree... the boys always come back. Remember, you can't get away from the "DESK"... once you have been here, its over;)
I am a prude, I know!

I absolutely disagree......the boys always come back. Remember, you can't get away from the "DESK".....once you have been here, its over;)


Its true :( the desk is really addictive
A habbit which I'm not sure if I should try and kick or not :(

So with or without BOOBS they will be back... Alty, you bad girl!

Hi bear:)
Hi Friend:)

hi start how are you
firmy says hi, she's doing great little z started school a few days ago and its been quite frantic for her but I can tell she's really proud and happy :)

Awww, darn it, I miss everything. I need to quit my job and become a AMHD junkie again... Oh crap, did I just say that?
I am fine bear, lots of time with Great Grandma!!
Tell my Firmy that I miss her:(

The boys love boobs, you know it, I know it, we all know it. LOL. ;)

Tell her boys! :)

Yup, but I think they can find them all by themselves;)

I need to relax and eat... I will be back later loves:)

Awww, darn it, I miss everything. I need to quit my job and become a AMHD junkie again.....Oh crap, did I just say that?
I am fine bear, lots of time with Great Grandma!!!
Tell my Firmy that I miss her:(

:) I will next time I see her, cya later start have a good one :)

Yeah OK alty I do love boobs but id still be back even without the bribery of breasts

Whatcha eating Starty? I'm hungry!

Yummo................you watching Sheriff ??

I was in the kitchen AND an alarm went off on my computer? :eek:

I was in the kitchen AND an alarm went off on my computer? :eek:

See Starty! :p

Did you likey Stringy? :D

Keep it up... I present you with:

http://www.hereinreality.com/funnystuff/awards/wonderful.jpg

I can't keep it up, I'm a woman!

Was that out loud? ;)

You likey your new avy Starby? :)

How in the heck am I to recognize you Starbs... I love green eyes. I have two of them;) Pretty! I like it!

Wow! I guess nothing is private anymore is it? Don't become an expert!

I like my new green eye! I do have big green eyes you know! I always got bugged about them until I got older!

I was kidding before about becoming an expert. It's fun... really... it's fun! LOL! You know I lub you all. Some days it's just a little trying on the nerves and I get carried away. It's the meds for my leg I tell you! :p I have an appt on Thurs. for more X-rays. I really don't think they are going to have to cast it. Just my own wishful thinking... I hope!

Some of us a just mere Ultra Members starby ;)

Some of us a just mere Ultra Members starby ;)

There's nothing "mere" about you M. Oops, said too much again. ;)

I just had a first, a death threat on AMHD. Starby too, and J9 and Judy. I guess we're goners.

Starby, you on it?

I noticed

There's nothing "mere" about you M. Oops, said to much again. ;)

LOL... thanks Alty ;) (I think)




I just had a first, a death threat on AMHD. Starby too, and J9 and Judy. I guess we're goners.

Starby, you on it?

Death threats??

You going to protect me Bear? ;)

Death threats??

ScoobyDoo is threatening to kill us. The kid needs help, he'll get it soon, whether he wants it or not.

I think he's just a little bit key happy and thinks he can gat away with saying stuff on the internet, I agree with sneezys comment though in that thread, wouldn't be too worried about the death threats though if I were you.

Sadly I'm pretty sure he isn't all just hot air. Will he find any of us, no, but the fact that he threatened us, well, not good for him.

The kid needs serious help, and obviously he's not capable of getting it himself.

He probably won't go to jail, but I'm sure he'll be going to a mental institution. That's where he needs to be right now. I really hope he gets help, he's just a kid.

Death threats are apparently the new "cool" thing to do.

... kids these days...

I just had a first, a death threat on AMHD. Starby too, and J9 and Judy. I guess we're goners.

Starby, you on it?

I'm on it!

Hi everyone.

... I know people really don't like this "scoobydoo" character...

... but I kind of like him. He's... a lot of fun. No?

Well he is starting to rhyme sneezy :)

Sneezy, STOP IT! ;)

You are not going to be his friend. Stop whining, no whining. I'm not your mom. Ew, I'm so not your mom. Yuck! :(

Watcha going to do? Baby?

Well he is starting to rhyme sneezy :)

Where? I saw no rhyming. Darn, I missed the rhyming. :(

I'm out of here! Some think this is funny. Myself?. I don't. Night kids! See you in the morn when I'm in a better mood.

I wouldn't mind bringing him to dinner with my friends.. . we always need someone to spice things up.

I once brought a homeless person to spice things up...

I'm outta here! Some think this is funny. Myself?...I don't. Night kids! See you in the morn when I'm in a better mood.

Better laugh now, after all, he's digging our graves. ;)

Seriously Starby, don't lose sleep over this. Whatever happens, you did the best you could, you can't do more than that.

where? I saw no rhyming. Darn, i missed the rhyming. :(


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Oh, that, you, I saw it. :D

Now do you believe he's a Troll ;)

Now do you believe he's a Troll ;)

Cops are on him anyway. Doesn't matter if he is. Utering death threats is a crime within itself.

True, and I do think he needs help, not necessarily jail, but help.

Don't be upset about this, we're just trying to lighten the mood.

LOL
I never let this sort of stuff get to me :)

Let's all take a break...

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Kitty witty, cutie kitty, so tired, tired kitty. Cutchie, cutchie coo kitty. :)

True, and I do think he needs help, not necessarily jail, but help.

Don't be upset about this, we're just trying to lighten the mood.

I'm just tired, and "roomie" has been asleep... aka drunk!. all day. He's likely going to be awake soon, and I'm going to kick his sorry arse out! I'm tired and grumpy! :mad: I can't afford his sorry arse! It's too bas wifey kicked him out, but I don't want him here either. He says he's getting paid Thurs. I don't think I can hold my temper until then! He burned a hole in my hardwood floor today, and took meat out of my freezer, and it leaked all over the cupboard and the floor! Nope! DUCKY MAD!

Bite him Ducky! Really. Wait, no, he might like that.

Kick his arse out! ;)

Got to go for the day.

Bye All :)

Ps: Kick his out starby!!

Night M! Sleep tight. Wait, I mean, have beer on me, or for me, never mind, I've got my own. ;)

Night. :)

For all you canucks...

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Been there... seen the sign! LOL! Night kids! I'm bushed! Okay... no silly comments there! :p

... how many Canadian beavers does it take...

... to make a pelt?

I love shaved beaver, it's so soft. Okay, not what you guys are thinking, I'm talking about an actual beaver, you know, big tees, chews trees down, flat tail, that beaver!

Jeesh. :(

Night Alty...

Around 1 am there? No tuition today because of cyclone approaching. So, I've got some time in the library. Anybody here? :)

Are you still here Unky? I'm here.

Hey! Yup, I'm here. Sorry was on other threads...

I guess you see we've had to move into a darn hotel now, because of a leaky moat! LOL! How are you?

Fine. Just a cyclone which will perhaps hit the country. Don't worry, that happens nearly every summer. I've got no clue of how to post the pics... If only I could save that on the puter... but the library admin prohibits any such things, only access to internet and they blocked anything else. I'll be going soon...

Oh, by the way, I just found out that you changed your avy, and that you broke your leg some days ago?

Mom's calling... and Heavy rain outside. Have to go before it gets worse. See you soon! :) Be safe!

It's too bad that the library has given you limited access. Yes, my leg had a fight with the snow, lol. It's feeling much better now than it was a few days ago. The swelling has gone down quite a bit, and I'm going to the Dr. today. I was going to go yesterday, but I've got company, and it was a really long day. Hopefully I won't have to get a cast on it, but still might have to. In the meantime, I'll hobble around on my crutches.

Oh by the way, I put a letter in the mail for you several days ago. I don't know how long it will take to get to you.

You be safe. Stay away from that cyclone!

Is there room for me here? It is cold where I am and I was hoping that it might be warmer here, and that I could stay? Please please please?

Sure! The tab is already paid! Care for a cup of coffee? Lol

Yea, I can always use a cup of coffee. Thank You!

Hey, since "Friend" isn't around this early,. sleepytime in OZ... do you want to help me raid the hotel gift shop on his credit card? No one else is here... we could just sneak in!

Ok, you lead the way. I will keep a look at. I want a cool coffee cup! Do they have them?

I'm sure they have some cool Go Cups! I going after the jewlery vault! You be on security look out okay? I wonder if they have an alarm! Eeekkkk!

If they have an alarm just run and blame it on the ghosts. I will keep a look out.

I feel alone now. Everbody is asleep, and it's dark in here. Where did you go Starby? Did you fall asleep in the vault. I hope not! We are going to get busted!

No, I didn't go away! I was busy filling up the duffle bags with jewels! Got sum good stuff man! :D

... looks like one of the guests dropped their SuperBowl ring! Grab it!

Ooh Ooh!! Can I keep the Superbowl ring?? Please? Do you about got it cleared out in there?

Yep, I have to knock out a guard though. Shhhhh! He'll be fine, and nobody will know! Just don't wear the ring to breakie! People might get suspicious!

Yea, good idea. I will keep quiet. It is safe with me. Nobody will know I have it. Is that the only guard?

I think there is a guard in the hallway, but it looks like he's sleeping. Lets hide the stuff in Alty's room under her bed. She's a heavy sleeper, and she'll never know it's there! No one will be the wiser! Then later we will borrow Rebby's Bike and we will make our getaway!

Sweet sounds like a plan! I didn't want to have to bust a move and take down that other guard. Good thing he was sleeping. I hope Alty doesn't find them first and make off with them.

Yeah, I don't know. She can be pretty sneaky! I bet she can smell diamonds from a mile away! We could hide them in the Sheriff's room, and if we get caught, they'll think the Sheriff was in on the heist! I know you just checked into the hotel, so in case you don't know, the Sheriff keeps on changing me into a Duck! So if you hear quacking, that will be me with the jewels tucked under my wing! Just gently grab onto my last tailfeather (don't pull it out, it's all I've got left) and I'll try and flap with one arm, so we can go on the run... or the "fly"

Where do you live that it gets hot and cold like that? Michigan or Chicago? LOL!

You were close on the location. I live in Indiana. The Weather doesn't stay the same for long. So, where did you end up stashing the jewels.

Night Alty....

***( Stringer looks down... pats his chest... )**** "Am I invisible?":rolleyes:

Where are you Stringer?

mom's calling... and Heavy rain outside. Have to go before it gets worse. See you soon! :) Be safe!

Take car Unky... be safe! :D:D

You were close on the location. I live in Indiana. The Weather doesn't stay the same for long. So, where did you end up stashing the jewels.

Oops! Ixnay on the jewelryhay! Haha... who am I kidding... I don't know how to speak or spell that! LOL! Morning Sheriff! ::yawn:: we just woke up! We were fast asleep! Really! Just woke up!

Ooh Ooh!!! Can i keep the Superbowl ring??? Please? Do you about got it cleared out in there?

Huh... what... who,, OUCH... my head hurts... who the h$ll,, what happened? Standing guard then BAM! :mad::mad::rolleyes:

Hmmm.. two very suspicious characters... one who I know loves the Super Bowl and THAT DUCK again.. and she has a blackjack in her hand... talk about getting caught... red handed.

It wasn't me Sheriff! It was this other guy! I'm innocent I tell you!. Innocent!

I'm innocent. I just checked in today!

I was out all night and morning Sheriff! I was raising funds for the poor!

Yea, then she found me out on the streets and I was cold, so she offered me a place to stay. So, here I sit sipping on my coffee.

Yep... that's was happened Sheriff! He looked cold, so I offered him room and board on the Deputy's credit card! He said we could use it right? He likes to help the homeless! It was allll innocent!

Ka Klunck.......(Super Bowl ring falls to the floor and rolls to the Sheriff's boot... )

Silence...

Where did that come from? I have no idea how that ended up around me. What is that anyway?

Ka Klunck.......(Super Bowl ring falls to the floor and rolls to the Sheriff's boot....)

Silence........

LMAO!

Good morning peeps:D

Is there a bar around here? I need to take Alty and buy her a drink, to see if she will do me a favor... And not THAT kind of favor.

Ka Klunck.......(Super Bowl ring falls to the floor and rolls to the Sheriff's boot....)

Silence........

HAHAHAHA!! Nice one, Sir Stringer! :)

Morning everyone - hi Starty :)

Morning sunshine.

Sheriff slowly looks down... bright shinny ring...

He looks at the two very suspicious possible villains... their faces are red, their eyes are wide open, staring... nervous... and talking their heads off...

They are beginning to accuse each other already... and I haven't even said anything yet...

Aaaah ha, truth will prevail here I think...

How is everything HC? MMMM, I get to go to work late so I think I have time to get a yummy coffee on the way. Oh my day is looking better and better by the minute! YES!