This is breath taking....

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:eek: You wouldn't get me up there :eek:

Stringer, not for all the tea in china would you get me up there. That's scary!

I have you on camera starby :cool:

It wasn't me! I was sleeping I tell you! It was an imposter! :eek:

Geeezzz... why aren't you guys telling me not to leave my darned house? I was only hopping to let Niki out, and stood out there for a few minutes. Because it was nice, when a HUGE icicle BRICK fell off my roof, and barely missed both me and Snickers! My "roomie" came running, because the crash woke him up. It was so big and solid, that it didn't even break! He carried it off my step, and he said it had to weigh a good 30lbs! I'm just so glad I didn't just leave Niki outside alone, because where it fell is where Niki would normally sit and wait to be let in! Have I broken a mirror I've forgotten about? :eek: What the *$##*?? :confused:

Really Jo, if you didn't have bad luck you wouldn't have any.

Did the Big Bad icicle wake up Rip Van Winkle ;)

Did the Big Bad icicle wake up Rip Van Winkle ;)

Good one M.

Did the Big Bad icicle wake up Rip Van Winkle ;)

I'm surprised that it did! :eek:

Alty, where were you? Have a story for you! Heehee!

On the phone with Sir Sneeze, call you later. K?

Actually, I'm going to try and go to bed early. Will probably talk to you tomorrow K?

Actually, I'm going to try and go to bed early. Will probably talk to you tomorrow K?

Sounds good, talk to you then. :)

Good morning guys!! How is it going?

Morning, KC.

Going well... have a faculty/staff meeting in a few minutes, so I'm checking out, but other than that, GRRRRR-eat! :)

Eh, can't complain. I'm at work... so... yeah, can't complain.

So far, everything is going as usual... only two emergencies.

Well, Good Morning Everyone! I am late getting around today. I was in training for 5 hours this morning. It sucked pretty bad. Anyway, here I am. How is everyone?

I woke up got ready went to my car only to find a note left on it saying 'dont park on our street'
No ba5tard yokels better touch my car or this is going to be one very... angry... bear :mad:

i woke up got ready went to my car only to find a note left on it saying 'dont park on our street'
no ba5tard yokels better touch my car or this is gonna be one very.... angry..... bear :mad:

Is there a parking restriction on that street Bear? Can't figure why they would say that?

No the message said 'if you don't live here don't park here we've nowhere to park' the road is public use and no yellow lines or anything.

But you live there right, so you have a right to park there.

I don't live on the street no, I live 2 streets away but that's sometimes the closest I can park to where I live (legally) plus I have a little paper disk on my windscreen its called a tax disk it entitles me to park on any british road without any parking restrictions so they can go shag a bus for all I care, I can legally park there and if they do anything then I'm going to bring a whole world of sh1t to their front door, whoever the git is, coward didn't sign it or leave any way to contact him/her

Sorry stringer just things have been piling up and this just pi55ed me off that little bit more, I shouldn't be here ranting about it to you, soz :)

Yeah... there are a lot of creeps that don't have a life out there Bear. Be careful that they don't damage your car, that wouldn't be cool.

sorry stringer just things have been piling up and this just pi55ed me off that little bit more, i shouldnt be here ranting about it to you, soz :)

I don't mind at all Bear, you should know that, we're friends. You have a right to be pi$$ed.

Yea, that would pi55 me off pretty bad too.

Yea I hope they don't either but if I see anything I'm going to become a nuscience to the whole street until somebody owns up,
Yea you're a good mate stringer but still...

yea i hope they dont either but if i see anything im gonna become a nuscience to the whole street until somebody owns up,
yea your a good mate stringer but still.....

Let it flow Bear... good for the soul you know...

I am starving!! Anyone else? I hope all works out Bear.

Yea maybe, just got me so frustrated, and it might not be anything really it could just be someone asking politely, I think I'm going to go cool off for a bit cya'll later.
Thanks adam

c-ya Bear!

Hi kids.

I'm just here for a minute, Sydney wants to use the computer and I have some stuff to do so... :)

Bear, that sucks, I hate it when people do things like that and then slink off without identifying themselves. :(

Adam, how was the bar last night?

Stringer, you okay? Everything all right?

KC, hi, how are you?

Chicky, meeting? Yuck!

Okay, did that cover everyone? Did I miss someone? If so, sorry, I'm tired and haven't had enough coffee yet.

Oh, Adam, yes, I'm hungry, but I don't really eat, it's something I'm trying to change. I usually have 1 meal a day and I have to force myself to do that. I love food, just hate sitting down to actually eat it, it takes too much time.

yea maybe, just got me so frustrated, and it might not be anything really it could just be someone asking politely, i think im gonna go cool off for a bit cya'll later.
thanks adam

Later.

i woke up got ready went to my car only to find a note left on it saying 'dont park on our street'
no ba5tard yokels better touch my car or this is gonna be one very.... angry..... bear :mad:

I feel your pain. My husband has his "ugly truck" that is properly tagged and legally parked and we get nasty notes left on it all the time to "move the hunk of junk or else" kind of crap. I wrote a passive aggressive note and left it on the dash. Haven't gotten a note on the windshield in a while.

Hi kids.

Adam, how was the bar last night?


Oh, Adam, yes, I'm hungry, but I don't really eat, it's something I'm trying to change. I usually have 1 meal a day and I have to force myself to do that. I love food, just hate sitting down to actually eat it, it takes too much time.

The bar was all right. Just a few beers and away I went.

I like food too much. I need to cut down on it big time though. My job already causes me to gain weight.

I think it has happened to us all Em. The city I live in is quite small actually, but do you think I can ever park in front of my own home? Rarely! My neighbour on one side has 4 cars, and a driveway. Does he use the driveway? No, because that's where the kids toys are! It's much easier to park in front of MY house, than to pick up the d*mn toys! So, luckily I have a spot around back, but in the winter I get stuck sometimes, and would really like to park in the front, but of course I can't, so I have to park in front of someone else's house and then get ticked at me! Fun isn't it?

I think it has happened to us all Em. The city I live in is quite small actually, but do you think I can ever park in front of my own home? Rarely! My neighbour on one side has 4 cars, and a driveway. Does he use the driveway? No, because that's where the kids toys are! It's much easier to park in front of MY house, than to pick up the d*mn toys! So, luckily I have a spot around back, but in the winter I get stuck sometimes, and would really like to park in the front, but of course I can't, so I have to park in front of someone elses house and then get ticked at me! Fun isn't it?

Let it all out... lol. Luckily I don't have that problem. I prefer the country. Sorry for the troubles you have.

It usually doesn't bother me too much Veggie! (heehee, I'm still going to call you that) It's only when the snow gets deep and I get stuck and can't get out of my backyard that it irks me!

I have a driveway so no problem. I also have a garage but it's used as my shop, so no cars get to park there. Poor cars, they have to stay outside. ;)

Okay kids, I really have to clean, but I don't want to! Anyone want to come help me? Please.

I've got a maid right now! He has to earn his keep somehow! LOL!

Don't send him here Starby, I have enough people wanting to mooch off me. :(

Okay kids, got to run. Starby, feel free to call if you want to gab. :)

Tell me about it! :(

We have maids here at work, but none at home. My fiancé and future mother-in-law are always cleaning the house though. So, it's never bad. I wish the weekend was here already!

The weekend is here for me. The kids have today and tomorrow off. Jared has a friend over and Sydney is hogging my computer, playing on treehouse.com.

Adam, how old are you? Inquiring minds want to know, so I'm inquiring. ;)

I am 19 Alty. Did you think so?

No, I thought you were around 21, maybe 22. Isn't the drinking age in the US 21? Hmmmmm? ;) No worries, I won't rat you out. Ooops, am I allowed to say that? Eeek!

No, I thought you were around 21, maybe 22. Isn't the drinking age in the US 21? Hmmmmm? ;) No worries, I won't rat you out. Ooops, am I allowed to say that? Eeek!

In several States it is 18 Alty.

In several States it is 18 Alty.

Ah, didn't know that. :D

One of my purposes here is ta swerve you, you know.

One of my purposes here is ta swerve ya, ya know.

You're slacking buddy, really slacking! ;)

You're slacking buddy, really slacking! ;)

How else may I be of assistance to you? :) (Slacking? :confused:)

Clean my house and bring me a beer! :D

Clean my house and bring me a beer! :D

Yes ma'am.. done, is there anything else that I may do to entertain you? Psssstt... there will be a price to pay... just a little charge though.:)

What's the price? I need to know the price first. Was the beer and cleaning services free or is it on my bill?

Remember, my hubby is in school right now, money is tight. Is there another way I can work off my bill? Hmmmmm? ;)

Yes, there is always a way to compensate for work performed in good faith. Although, I do draw the line at some things... :-)

Yes, there is always a way to compensate for work performed in good faith. Although, I do draw the line at some things....:-)

You have a line? Wow, didn't know. ;)

We can talk more tomorrow about payment or the barter... I have to get up at 4:30 am tomorrow morning... early meeting...

Never change, lub you,

Stringer

You have a line? Wow, didn't know. ;)

OK, that is another... :confused: saying... I don't break but I bend.. ha ha

Beer? There's beer here?

Beer? There's beer here?

Alty has the concession on all the beer on this thread... hee hee. Warning... careful... :)

Beer? There's beer here?

Here you go mark... my shout ;)

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Night stringer

Beer? There's beer here?

Of course there's beer here. I don't go anywhere unless there's beer.

Welcome to the hotel. Don't worry, no vampires here! ;)

You have no idea how good that looks!

Alty has the concession on all the beer on this thread...hee hee. Warning...careful....:)

Careful? Of little old me? Why? I'm harmless, sweet, innocent, pure as the freshly driven snow. You can't prove anything, nothing at all. :D

Careful? Of little old me? Why? I'm harmless, sweet, innocent, pure as the freshly driven snow. You can't prove anything, nothing at all. :D

::cough:: ::cough:::cool:

Careful? Of little old me? Why? I'm harmless, sweet, innocent, pure as the freshly driven snow. You can't prove anything, nothing at all. :D

Not true! you turned me into a newt :eek:

Mark, we just got busted, the vampire thread is closed.

Darnit, I just can't stay out of trouble. Oh well, what's a girl to do?

not true!, you turned me into a newt :eek:


But you got better LOL ;)

But you got better LOL ;)

:D yep,

Damm it friend that was my line

M! Bear! You're ruining my rep. Bad boys! Bad, bad boys!

I did not turn you into a newt Bear, that was an accident, get over it!

M, honey, sweetie, snookie, did you get something stuck in your throat? Hmmmm?

Sorry Bear ;)


I just went and read that vampire thread , that was hilarious :)

Sorry Bear ;)


I just went and read that vampire thread , that was hilarious :)

s'all right friend I'm glad someone got the joke :)
Good night all, I'm out

Sorry Bear ;)


I just went and read that vampire thread , that was hilarious :)

Not to mention totally relevant in some way, shape or form.

Yup, we're on the ball when it comes to the vampires on AMHD. Darnit though, I hate getting busted, especially because I can't flirt my way out of it with Chuck. Or can I? Chuck, you here, do I have a shot at getting out of the bad book? ;)

Great, now I'm in deeper doo doo. :(

Me and my big mouth.

NO COMMENTS!!

What trouble have you kids gotten yourselves into now? Geeezz, I leave for a few hrs. and now we have Vampires? Where?. what?. How? Do I need to bring a cross?. garlic?. cash?. bandaides? Is anyone here?. anyone still breathing?

What trouble have you kids gotten yourselves into now?? Geeezz, I leave for a few hrs., and now we have Vampires? Where?....what?....How? Do I need to bring a cross?....garlic?......cash?.....bandaides? Is anyone here?.....anyone still breathing?
Eh, a good history book should suffice.:D

I'm here!

It's not my fault this time, I blame Mark, yup, I was lead astray, it was horrible, poor sweet little me, can you imagine? Oh the horror. ;)

You are buying this, right?

I'm here!

It's not my fault this time, I blame Mark, yup, I was lead astray, it was horrible, poor sweet little me, can you imagine? Oh the horror. ;)

You are buying this, right?

Oh absolutely ::chuckles::

Eh, a good history book should suffice.:D

Are you going to hit the vampire with the book? Is it a wooden book in the shape of a stick? I don't think so! ;)

These kids today, first they want to know if their private parts are big or small enough, now they want to be vampires. What's coming next?

I need a beer, these teens are driving me wacko!

Oh absolutely ::chuckles::

Why doesn't that sound sincere? Why? :confused:

Allo errone!

... let me say... I had one... long... day... urg.

Why doesn't that sound sincere? Why? :confused:

:D :D


Hi sneezy , rough day at the office?

allo errone!

...let me say...I had one...long...day...urg.

Ya, I know. How does your butt feel? Ooops. :o

What's coming next?

Gay cross dressing hippie bikers for Jesus... that are vampires... with penis envy.

M, "long day" doesn't even begin to explain. Alty's right. I feel like I got violated by a ten foot pole... and it's a personal preference that I don't like being violated by anything other than a petite woman.

Had a "surprise" inspection today.

The WONDERFUL thing about my county is... during a surprise inspection, the restaurant is to close.. . they came at NOON.. . there goes our lunch crowd.

Another wonderful thing is that we're not supposed to have food out in the kitchen. NO FOOD IN THE KITCHEN? That's right. Food is supposed to stay in the walk-in freezer. So, when a customer orders, the cooks go into the kitchen, gets the food out, then cooks it. Well, during lunch/dinner rushes, we keep the food out, instead of going back and forth into the freezer, then we properly place the food into the freezer after the rushes.

Nope, the dude came during lunch rush. So... "there's food out...that's 10 points"... "there's trash on the tables...that's 5 points"...

I failed my first inspection. There will be a re-inspection next week.. . but oh boy.

Gay cross dressing hippie bikers for Jesus....that are vampires.....with penis envy.

Don't forget the large vaginal lips. ;)

Okay, sorry kids, you had to be there! :D

I'm too old to read most of their posts, they hurt my head.

Hi, I'm like interested in this like guy at like school and I want to know if he like likes me. So, um, do you think he like does, cause I don't like know. Like really! Oh, I also don't like go to my english classes cause I like don't like them, so like why should I? But the guy I like like does go to clasees, so like do you like think like he likes me?

Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

Vampire link please? What the..? Are you guys talking 'bout?

Read this you guys! I'm ROFLAMO!

Virgin: the world's best passenger complaint letter? - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelnews/4344890/Virgin-the-worlds-best-passenger-complaint-letter.html)

Sneezy, do you need a hug? I told you to bribe him, you just don't listen!

Never mind... found it! ;)

Sounds like cr*p to me sneezy , what wankers!!

Alty I'm not even going to ask about the Uhmmm Lips :eek:

M, it was a question in a thread by a 17 year old girl. Some funny comments were made, cudos to all who participated! :)

M, it was a question in a thread by a 17 year old girl. Some funny comments were made, cudos to all who participated! :)

Link ?

M, it was a question in a thread by a 17 year old girl. Some funny comments were made, cudos to all who participated! :)

If it's the one I'm thinking of I had a comment in there I was rather proud of :p

link ?

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https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/am-different-310044.html#post1514638

Cheers mark , I'll take a look

Oops, sorry M, I was busy for a min. Forgive me? :)

If it's the one I'm thinking of I had a comment in there I was rather proud of :p

Yes, I gave you a greenie for that comment.

Oops, sorry M, I was busy for a min. Forgive me? :)

Of course alty :)

That was quite funny

I actually thought I was going to catch hell over that comment since I received an infraction for cartooning up a dirty word.

Mark, believe me, you can't get into more trouble then I already have. Follow me kid, you'll never be the same. ;)

Be good M. ;)

Kid? If only. I turn 35 this month :eek:

Kid? If only. I turn 35 this month :eek:

I'm a teeny bit older than you. I'm 38! So yes, you're a kid! ;) KIDDING, put down the knife, I'm kidding! Jeesh! :cool:

You're all youngins! Right Batman? ;) :D

I'm a teeny bit older than you. I'm 38! So yes, you're a kid! ;) KIDDING, put down the knife, I'm kidding! Jeesh! :cool:

Hey this turkey ain't going to carve itself








OK I have no clue what that meant, it was the first thing that came to mind.

Has anyone found my cheese?

Hee hee. I'm a baaaaby

You're all youngins! Right Batman? ;) :D

LOL... yep starby :)

McSneeze is a baaaby? Fries with that Waaa burger? Is that where my cheese is?

Is that where my cheese is??

Did you cut it?

Not yet!. I can't find it! Are you short of hearing young buck?

Great, now I want Saganaki!

Bless you!

... and Gueshundheit! Now where's my damn cheese? :p It's a smelly cheese... not hard to find!

(and I didn't say I knew how to spell German, Alty!! heehee!)

SAGANAKI!
File:Saganaki.jpg - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Saganaki.jpg)

Mark, what's with the X? Did you forget to post something? Is there a pic? Why isn't it there? Is it Starby's cheese?

hee hee. I'm a baaaaby

Yes, yes, you are, a wee wittle baby. Goochie, goochie goo! :D

Okay I see the link now. That looks really yummy, a bit scary, as in, I'll have a heart attack, but yummy! Me want, me want bad!

Starby, there's you're cheese. Enjoy! :)

Mark, what's with the X? Did you forget to post something? Is there a pic? Why isn't it there? Is it Starby's cheese?

Sadly no. I checked my shoes and no cheese. The X was yet another example of my lack of interweb skills. But I make up for it by being adorable :D

It's there now Mark, you did good. :)

And yes, you are adorable. Ego stroke, ego stroke. :)

That doesn't look like my cheese! I think that's an imposter! Maybe something from Richard Bransons cross country flights? ;) But it sure was good! ::burp::... 'scuzie!

Starby! Cover your mouth, jeez we're civilized folk around here. You Canadians! ;)

Running away now, running fast, you can't catch me, nope, I'm quick! :)

That looks really yummy, a bit scary, as in, I'll have a heart attack, but yummy!
OH it's sooooo worth it. I get all excited when they bring it out to the table and set it on fire!

Starby! Cover your mouth, jeez we're civilized folk around here. You Canadians! ;)

Running away now, running fast, you can't catch me, nope, I'm quick! :)

Heehee! I can fly faster than you can run you know! Even with one tailfeather tied behind my back! :p

You will not get very far, as you will notice I have tied your shoestrings together.

Ducks don't wear shoes silly! Neither do bunnies! Haha!

Poor duck, she's toast, or a side dish with toast. Muwahahahahaha!

Bun buns!!

Ducks don't wear shoes silly! Neither do bunnies! Haha!

I am not a bunny! Stop that! :mad:

Ducks don't wear shoes silly! Neither do bunnies! Haha!

Rubbish I tell you! Rubbish! Have you not seen a duck with shoes?

Bye all :)
Have a good weekend!!

Bye M, have fun! Miss you!

G'day Batman! Have a pint for me! C'ya Sunday... your Monday... our Sunday... yeah... somethin like that! Cheerz!

Rubbish I tell you! Rubbish! Have you not seen a duck with shoes?

Sure I have.

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All this international calender business gets confusing and makes my head hurt.

Sure I have.

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They make Ducky walk funny! :(

Ducks wearing Chucks!

All this international calender business gets confusing and makes my head hurt.

You too? I can't keep it straight.

Got to run kids, it's getting late, I'm tired, old, you know, all that stuff.

See you kids tomorrow.

Mark, welcome to the hotel. You do realize you can never leave now. Right? :cool:

No one checks out! Velcome! I'll add your dish to the morning smorg! Muuwwaaahahahaha!

Nitey night Bunny!

Sort of like prison?

I'm headed to bed myself. Nighty night kiddies.

Sort of like prison?

I'm headed to bed myself. Nighty night kiddies.

Did AMHD screw up on you too Marky Mark? What the heck just happened there? AMHD had a burp!

G'nite kiddo's!

Well, I guess I will be the first to rise this morning. Good morning all!

Good morning Adam.

Wow, I know I officially need to go on a diet. I just got excited when my order of girl scout cookies came into work.

Yeah, but they are delicious!

Got to run... business... later.

See you later Stringer. Take care

Well, I have been wondering around here for hours looking for something to do. This hotel is getting awful lonesome. I guess nobody minds if I wonder around here and get my ring back?

You dropped your ring?

you dropped your ring?

Yea, can you help me find it? I had it stolen from me here. Don't believe anybody else... lol

Well, you ever hear of that duck who swallowed a ring, and they had to cut her open?

... or the bunny who thought the ring would fit on one ear, and then got it stuck?

Good Morning room... Is it bright and shiny somewhere. I am so sick of the below windchill weather. I am thinking Arizona.

Never mind, Vegas will do... somebody have a jet?

Anywhere warm! When do we leave? :D Where is our Genie? He must be able to conjure up a plane!

Well shoot, if we have a Genie, I have so many wishes... LOL

well, you ever hear of that duck who swallowed a ring, and they had to cut her open?

...or the bunny who thought the ring would fit on one ear, and then got it stuck?

Hey... hey... hey! Why you picking on the Duck so early in the morn? Now that's just not fair! Let Ducky wake up will you? :p

Well shoot, if we have a Genie, I have so many wishes... LOL

Yes, we have a Genie! :D Unfortunately he picks his own hrs. and is gone for the wkd! :eek: Those Genie's are a funny bunch!

Yes, we have a Genie! :D Unfortunately he picks his own hrs., and is gone for the wkd!! :eek: Those Genie's are a funny bunch!!

GOOD ONE! Starby, you crack me up:D

Mornin Starty! Did you come to bring us cake? :D

I have the gosh darn day off... clean house and get ready for a wild, entertaining, crazy, weekend;) I don't have time to make cake... lol

:( No cake? Where the heck is that Genie? If he thinks he's getting vacation pay he's mistaken! ;)

Do you have the whole wkd. Off Starty? That would be nice! I hope you don't have to spend the whole wkd. Cleaning up after company though!

I have cake, but I don't frost it, so it's just warm devil's food cake fresh out of the oven...

Ohhhh... I got the frosting;)

Do you have the whole wkd. off Starty? That would be nice! I hope you don't have to spend the whole wkd. cleaning up after company though!

I have the whole weekend off... I will tell you why.. hehe:rolleyes:

Today... cleaning and paying bills
Saturday... we are going out of town for my daughters basketball tourny, and for our best friends 40th birthday, it will be razy, I just know it... not only that but we are taking the kids to stay at Grandma and pa's house that night... they haven't done that before. FOUR kids can be a handful you know? To top it off people we know and love dearly have decided to come out from Alaska, and they will be staying out of town in a separate place just so we can see each other... Sunday will be crazy... clean up and visiting and meeting their new baby;) Geeze what I get myself into;)

Actually, that sounds like it's worth the cleaning! ;) A wkd. With friends and a birthday party and all of the celebrating?. well you better find some time to rest on Sunday, girl! :D

Actually, that sounds like it's worth the cleaning! ;) A wkd. with friends and a birthday party and all of the celebrating??...well you better find some time to rest on Sunday, girl!! :D

IT does SOUND great... so much commotion I am starting to stress a bit. Oh well, did I mention I am cleaning because others will be using my house while I am gone... :( HELP ME! I hope it is fun;)

What are you all doing this weekend?

Oh c'mon... we know you love cleaning! LOL! I'm just going to sit here and brag, because at the moment, I have a male maid... hahaha! I might have to buy him a uniform! ;)

Fun Fest and then a Fun Fair tonight...

Car shopping on Saturday...

Teeth cleaning on Sunday... :D

What a wonderful weekend!

I want to go to a "fun fair!" What is a fun fair? LOL! It's got to be to cold in Illinois, so it can't be what I'm thinking of! Is it somewhere where Starty can bring a pie? Or is this a new thing I do know about? Hahaha!

Awww, you guys... I do love to clean so my day will be bright! I WILL have a fun weekend;) I promise.
Just, I hope you have a great time... whats a fun fair? LOL
Starbs... boys room is done all the way and I am in the big shower cleaning... be back;)

Yikes! Can you come clean my shower Starty? Pretty please with ice cream on top? Apparently my maid doesn't do showers or windows! I may have to bribe him. What do you think? ;)

Well, I just ate way too much food. I have cookies for anybody who wants any. A bunch of girl scouts cookies. Any takers?

Veggie? Why have you been hangin with girl scouts? LOL!

I didn't do it! I swear. I just have a room full of their cookies. A co-workers' wife is in charge of the cookies or something like that. Lol

I get my GirlScout cookies on Monday... I ordered three boxes, and I plan on eating them all on the 30 minute drive home;)

Yikes! Can you come clean my shower Starty? Pretty please with ice cream on top? Apparently my maid doesn't do showers or windows! I may have to bribe him. What do ya think? ;)

Oh sh!t, I forgot about the windows... thanks a lot Starbs!:mad:

Caramel Delites... hmmmmm. Who is going to sell me ten boxes?

Damn coworkers, where are the pushie sellers when you want them.

I get my GirlScout cookies on Monday...I ordered three boxes, and I plan on eating them all on the 30 minute drive home;)

Hey Starty, I don't think we have officially met. I am adam, sometimes known as Veggie or Cpt. Kirk. Whichever Starby feels like calling me. I had 5 boxes, and they are so tempting to eat all of them!!

Thin mints are devine!

It is so weird. I was a top seller in my day and asked everyone my mom knew if they wanted cookies.

Now I have to ask around at work and dance class to see if anyone will sell me some.

I love Thin Mints, but Keebler's Grasshopper cookies are a pretty dandy replacement...

Just wish Keebler would mimic a Caramel Delite... I need a Genie (do they furnish cookies?)

Hey Starty, I don't think we have officially met. I am adam, sometimes known as Veggie or Cpt. Kirk. Whichever Starby feels like calling me. I had 5 boxes, and they are so tempting to eat all of them!!!

Emmy, just ask Veggie! Sounds like he has plenty of cookies! We won't have to go begging for them, and we can just go down to the hotel basement and get them when we want them! Sound like a plan? ;)

Morning kids. Cookies, cake, pie, wow, you all are making me hungry! Not fair, now I want cookies, anyone know a girl guide I can hiijack? ;)

Hey Starty, I don't think we have officially met. I am adam, sometimes known as Veggie or Cpt. Kirk. Whichever Starby feels like calling me. I had 5 boxes, and they are so tempting to eat all of them!!!

So nice to meet you Adam... I like Adam;)

Hi you Em... what say you call your "Cookie Officials" and get me three EXTRA boxes? Nice to see you;)

Hi you Alty... I am cleaning:):)

Hi Starty, I should be cleaning. ;)

Yes, cookies are in the basement. Plenty. Just head on down and grab a box!

Yes, cookies are in the basement. Plenty. Just head on down and grab a box!

Arrr, that's tempting, no fair tempting me! I'm weak, so weak, need cookies, must have them. Grrrrrrrr, this is not good. :(

Okay, I'll have one, just one though (box). :D

Sup... guys?

Sup...guys?

We're stealin cooookies!

Sup...guys?

Morning KC, it is morning right? ::checks clock:: yup, morning KC! :D

How are you this fine February day?

I am going to go steal some lunch since I am famished with all of the snack talk... Ok OK, I will pay, geesh.

Then after lunch I can pull my Grasshopper cookies out of the fridge and pretend they are Girl Scouts.

Have a good lunch Justy!

Darnit, I'm so farking hungry now! You kids are mean. :(

I love Thin Mints, but Keebler's Grasshopper cookies are a pretty dandy replacement...

just wish Keebler would mimic a Caramel Delite... I need a Genie (do they furnish cookies?)

Of course! :D The Genie... who by the way, doubles as the Deputy here at the hotel, can nod his head and give us all sorts of goodies! But like I said, he keeps on taking off on weekends! No fair! :(

I am doing well. Counting down the minutes/hours until I am able to leave work and kick my weekend off...


WOOOOOO

Genie Talia (that's the genies name) I would like a clean house, a hunky 20 year old maid, a back massage, new shoes, a new wardrobe, the crack in my windshield fixed, oh, while I'm at it can you make me 20 years younger?

Thanks, I'll be waiting. ;)

I am doing well. Counting down the minutes/hours until I am able to leave work and kick my weekend off...


WOOOOOO

Any big plans for the weekend? You have a hot date? Tell us, tell us, we live vicariously through all of you younguns. ;)

Lets see, I have Lemon Chalet Cremes, Dulce De Leche, Trefoils, Choc. Chip, peanut butter cremes, tagalongs, Samoas, and thin mints. Take your pick!

Hungrier yet?. LOL

I have a great "wet burrito" in the fridge... after I am done with the livingroom and kitchen I will have it... ya want me to share Alty? MMMMM Yummy!

Oh Starty... Starty... Starty!! You soooo set yerself up there hun! LOL!

Oh crap... that always happens to me...
Alty,. Starbs, spare me this time... crap

Roflmao!. you do know that Alty is thinking up a comeback as we speak right?

La, la, la, la I can't hear you! I will not be tempted, I will eat my salad like a good bunny, I will not go astray, you can't make me, I have, um, ah, will power?

Oh crap...that always happens to me.....
Alty, ......Starbs, spare me this time...crap

What's it worth to you my little wet burrito? Hmmmm?

Thank goodness you girls are nice to me...
HUGS!

::giggling::

What's it worth to you my little wet burrito? Hmmmm?

My little wet burrito... :eek:

We lub you Starty, you know it.

If I tease you it means I like you, ask Starby, she knows. ;)

You guys have got me LMAO!!

La, la, la, la I can't hear you! I will not be tempted, I will eat my salad like a good bunny, I will not go astray, you can't make me, I have, um, ah, will power?

Mmmm... so, much peanut butter, and chocolate and chocolate chips... And the mints, can't forget the mints. What's your weakness?

My little wet burrito......:eek:

I will call you Squishy, and you will be my Squishy, come here Squishy! :D

This thread is entirely too inappropriate for my eyes...

Mmmm...so, much peanut butter, and chocolate and chocolate chips....And the mints, can't forget the mints. Whats your weakness?

Not food! Oops, tmi! :eek:

This thread is entirely too inappropriate for my eyes...

Ha, ha, are you blushing? You ain't seen nothing yet! ;)

Don't worry, it's all in fun, we're just really silly.

Squishy? NOOOOO...
You know my day to day goes on and things happen or things are said that remind me of the GREAT people here on the DESK... but I will never ever be able to go into Burrito Amigos and order another Wet Burrito like I did before... LMAO Sh!T!

Hmm... I'm so thirsty. Who's buying rounds of beer?

Geeezzz... all of this chocolate... cookies... squishies... wet burrito's? We have got an unusual smorg going on here! Who owns this hotel?

My work here is done! ;)

Awww, poor Starty pants, the big bad Alty got her all hot under the collar. Don't worry Squishy, I'll be nice. :)

Bak to work with me... I got the boys room done... two big ole bathrooms, and now it is time for the grand living room and kitchen... help me;) I got my music on, that helps!

hmm...i'm so thirsty. who's buying rounds of beer?

Oooh, oooh, pick me, pick me! Wait, no, I'm not buying, I'm just drinking. The beers on the house, I'll put it on M's credit card. Shhhh, don't tell. ;)

Squishy? NOOOOO.....
You know my day to day goes on and things happen or things are said that remind me of the GREAT people here on the DESK....but I will never ever be able to go into Burrito Amigos and order another Wet Burrito like I did before....LMAO Sh!T!

I'd like to be there to see your face when you ask the young kid behind the counter for one! I'm still LMAO! It's still morning you guys! I'm not even suppose to be totally awake yet! :eek:

Oooh, oooh, pick me, pick me! Wait, no, I'm not buying, I'm just drinking. The beers on the house, I'll put it on M's credit card. Shhhh, don't tell. ;)

Oh, thank god...

I was hoping I wasn't buying. I'm just here for the party. I won't tell. Just keep the beers aflowing and all is good.

I see the beer truck is backing up to the door! I heard the beep! Chug a Lug! :p

Sweet!! Here I come! I'm just going to jump into the back and make sure none of the beer goes to waste!

Sweet!!! Here I come! I'm just going to jump into the back and make sure none of the beer goes to waste!

It looks like there's a leak! :eek: Somebody grab straws!

It looks like there's a leak!! :eek: Somebody grab straws!!

I got plenty of straws. Sorry mine is bigger than everyone else's.

Straws! That's a bad idea Starby, haven't you ever drank beer with a straw? Bad things happen, very bad things, like dancing on tables and removing clothing. No good can come of this! No good! :eek:

Stand back everyone, I have mugs, we'll do this the old fashioned way! :)

Darnit, now I want a beer, it's way to early for that! :(

Straws! That's a bad idea Starby, haven't you ever drank beer with a straw? Bad things happen, very bad things, like dancing on tables and removing clothing. No good can come of this! No good! :eek:

Stand back everyone, I have mugs, we'll do this the old fashioned way! :)

Darnit, now I want a beer, it's way to early for that! :(

Well I thought we'd just get it over with, and then have a nap! :p LOL! Yes, much too early. It's cookie time! I'll meet you all in the tavern about 6ish? Heehee! Has anyone called the DJ? We need music!

Well I thought we'd just get it over with, and then have a nap!! :p LOL! Yes, much too early. It's cookie time!! I'll meet ya all in the tavern about 6ish? heehee! Has anyone called the DJ? We need music!!

Hey, it's 5 o'clock somewhere. Right? LOL... It's 1:40 here, so it's close!

Did someone say COOKIES?

:( Only 11:30 here. Butttt... it's 7:40 where our Momma C is in Germany... so... cheeerrrzzz! Or how do you say that in German Alty? Ya know you want to say it! :D

Did someone say COOKIES??

Yep... there's a whole basement full of Girl Guide coooookies! We had to break the lock, but we're in! :p

Mmm... I call dibs on the grasshoppers!

BTW: my Mom did fracture her ankle. Bought her a ticket, she's coming to FL tomorrow until her appt. on March 2. Poor thing. Doc said, "Absolutely NO weight on the ankle for at least two weeks." :(

Chicky that sucks, sorry to hear that. I hope she's okay.

Starby, it's Prost (cheers in German). ;)

Adam, it's always evening somewhere, I say go for it. ;)

Bear, I see you, are you going to come say hi?

I'm sorry to hear that about your Mom Chicky! :( Well maybe she'll get a good rest now that she has you to take care of her, and is able to stay off her feet for awhile! Maybe the FL weather will do her good too! :)

Yup. See. People should come to FL when they hurt their ankles...

... hint... hint... hint... ;)

Yup. See. People should come to FL when they hurt their ankles....

.... hint... hint.... hint..... ;)

I just tripped on my stairs, ouch, ouch, ouch, ooooh, my ankle is swelling, oh no! :eek:

Do I qualify for a trip, hmmmm? Please? I hate snow! :D

I just tripped on my stairs, ouch, ouch, ouch, ooooh, my ankle is swelling, oh no! :eek:

Do I qualify for a trip, hmmmm? Please? I hate snow! :D

I've got a place to stay until Sunday! ;)

I've got a place to stay until sunday!! ;)

Huh? What happens Sunday? I'm confuzzled, explain.

Alty - you NEVER need an excuse to get those two cutie patooties and Wiggy down to FL for a Disney getaway! :) In good ol' Bob Barker style... C'mon down! :)

Huh? What happens Sunday? I'm confuzzled, explain.

Uhmm... does the word cruise mean anything to you? LOL! We can jimmy the lock! ;)

Ok, I come back from lunch and catch conversation about wet burritos... I don't think I want to know what I could have possible missed.

Ah, cruise, yes, I can pick a lock, no problem. Don't ask. ;)

Justy, I was here, I was part of it, and I don't know what happened. ;)

Chicky, awwwww, you're so sweet. :)

Ok, I come back from lunch and catch convo about wet burritos... I don't think I want to know what I could have possible missed.

Most times it's best not to ask! Hahaha! Get's a little strange around here sometimes! ;)

We are a weird bunch Justy, but you'll get use to it, promise.

Wow,

It's OK, when I see Alty I know the strangeness is bound to follow ;)

Wow,

Joe, it's Joe! I missed you friend. How are you? How's the family? I hope that life is treating you well. :)

It's ok, when I see Alty I know the strangeness is bound to follow ;)

Hey! True, but hey! :D

Wow,

Well howdy howdy dooo! LOL! Do I sound like some kind of redneck farmer? Haha! Hey 'ya Joe! How's tricks?

Hey Alty,

Family is okay and I am okay.

Lots of things on the go.. Its been crazy busy and will certainly would love to be in one place long enough to have a nice long talk with my friends.

Well it is good to see you all here. Will be around for a little bit.

Tricks? What tricks? We have tricks? I'm looking up my sleeve, I see no tricks! ;)

Hey Alty,

Family is okay and I am okay.

Lots of things on the go.. Its been crazy busy and will certainly would love to be in one place long enough to have a nice long talk with my friends.

Well it is good to see you all here. Will be around for a little bit.

I'm glad you're all okay.

Crazy busy can be good and bad at the same time, can't it. ;)

Starby and I keep things hopping, castles, hotels, you name it we do it. I think we may need to start an insance asylum next. ;)