Morning Jess...

Stringer... what are you going to do today?

I bet you Somebody was trying to frame me for doing that. I wouldn't dare do that. What makes you think that I like the Superbowl?

Mornin Adam:)

I bet you Somebody was trying to frame me for doing that. I wouldn't dare do that. What makes you think that I like the Superbowl?

I just met Adam, and he was telling me that he didn't like the Superbowl at all! He got beat up in grade school by a big burly football player, and has had nightmares ever since! So it wasn't him! It was the Ghosts! I heard strange goings on during the night! I heard scary voices too!

Mor'n John Boy... :D

Changed my signature again. I figured that I write it SO much, why not add it permanently! :)

Stringer....what are you gonna do today?

Well... there is Mt Everest...

I'm in the middle of so much right now, tons of things to take care of in the business... problems to solve, bids to put together,. don't know where to start or finish... too much...

And I started to straighten out my office (again) and I am sitting in the middle of piles of paper... got a match hon?

Mornin Chicky! You should see your flowers! They are absolutely gorgeous! They were all buds when they came, and I forced them. All open now, and bootiful!

No match... just good organizational skills... Heehee
Damn it Stringer, didn't we go through this last year? Where is RP when I need her, she would set you straight!

I bet you Somebody was trying to frame me for doing that. I wouldn't dare do that. What makes you think that I like the Superbowl?

I have done research on you... I... KNOW... EVERYTHING!:eek:

Oh, PuhLEEEZ don't mention coffee... I haven't had ANY in four days.

Been wrestling the stomach flu - this is my first day back in the office since Friday... I've been living sans coffee, because I don't want to get sick on it.

I have just been able to start eating honey roasted peanuts... after an unfortunate instance when I was a kid...

Starby, hope you are feeling better;)
HC, that was nice of you to send flowers;)

I just met Adam, and he was telling me that he didn't like the Superbowl at all! He got beat up in grade school by a big burly football player, and has had nightmares ever since! So it wasn't him! It was the Ghosts! I heard strange goings on during the night! I heard scary voices too!

Tell me more about this guy... you know I can get your sentence reduced... I am the 'good' Sheriff you know...

Mornin Chicky! You should see your flowers! They are absolutely gorgeous!! They were all buds when they came, and I forced them. All open now, and bootiful!!

Awww... yay! I'm going to send my Mom some today - she fell and thinks she broke her ankle. My hometown was in the middle of the KY ice storm. She didn't have power/electric/water for five days... when she did get electric, she went to bring water to a friend that didn't have it and fell off the driveway. Crazy ice. Still not back to normal.

Awww, Chicky, so sorry.

Mornin Chicky! You should see your flowers! They are absolutely gorgeous!! They were all buds when they came, and I forced them. All open now, and bootiful!!

Wait... I thought that you said that they done... died? And you were going to call the florist?

Thanks Starty! Yes, feeling much better! I have an appt today for more X-rays. And I'll find out if it has to be casted... I'm thinking not! Cross you fingers for me!

I'm glad you're feeling better Chicky! I can't believe you've been that long sans coffee! Wow! Chicky without coffee?

No match...just good organizational skills...Heehee
Damn it Stringer, didn't we go through this last year? Where is RP when I need her, she would set you straight!!

I did learn from your advice.. I didn't touch anything for a year...

Thanks Starty! Yes, feeling much better! I have an appt today for more Xrays. and I'll find out if it has to be casted...I'm thinking not! Cross you fingers for me!!

I'm glad you're feeling better Chicky! I can't belive you've been that long sans coffee!! Wow!! Chicky without coffee??

Chicky without coffee is snarky.

Sarcastic + Nasty = Snarky.

I am being sarcastic and feeling nasty. Snarky.

People know something's up.

BUT, I'm wearing my red stilletos, don't CARE if it hurts! ;)

LMAO... I need to get my two handsome boys ready for the bus. Maxy is insisting on calling grandpa, he wants to talk about guns;) So... he is talking to grandpa, how cute is that?

Wait...I thought that you said that they done....died? And you were going to call the florist?

I did call the florist... on Saturday. They replaced the dead ones with lilies instead. They are really pretty!

Awww, geez Chicky, sorry 'bout you Mom falling. Yep, that hurts! I hope her ankle is okay!

Me too. She's getting x-rays soon. HOpefully, it's not serious. :(

Glad the lilies are pretty :)

Is your tummy feeling better? Did the Chicky soup help? ;)

I hope she is all right too HC! Let us know;)

Afternoon all hope your all OK :), I'm just going to go catch up lol

Wakie wakie bear;)

There's a bag of jewellery under my bed. How did that happen?

Did I miss something Alty? LOL
I like white gold;)

Starty, I believe there was a heist last night, that's what I heard anyway. Apparently the thieves stashed their loot under my bed.

I'll split it with you if you help me get out of the hotel. ;)

Hmmmm, if I help you, it has to be the honorable thing... is it honorable Alty... tell the farkin truth!

Truth? Whatsa? ;)

Honorable, no, lucrative, yes.

Do we have to do the right thing? I don't want to! :(

wakie wakie bear;)

Yeah waking up late afternoon is never a good sign :o
I'm going to go for a bit
Cya'll later :)

Alty... yes! You have to be good... you got to!

BEAR... where you going... have a good day!

Why is the Sheriff standing in your bedroom doorway?

Why is the Sheriff standing in your bedroom doorway?

Is this a trick question? :eek:

Cause she stole the loot... git her:)

Alty...yes!! You have to be good.....you gotta!!

BEAR...where ya goin...have a good day!!

Do not! I can be bad! Really, I can! :cool:

Bye Bear.

Cause she stole the loot...git her:)

I found it under my bed, I thought it was a gift from above, that all my prayers had been answered. I swear it! :cool:

Hmmmph... there you go again Alty! :)

I can't help it Starty, really I can't! :(

I found it under my bed, I thought it was a gift from above, that all my prayers had been answered. I swear it! :cool:

It's all a figment of your imagination! You are dreaming. Lay your head down Alty. Starty, she's sleep walking, and she has no knowledge of what she's saying. We'll give her a sedative and she will be fine in a few hours. Come with me Starty! I'll show you there is nothing under her bed! ;)

Uhhhhh, NO!

I'm not dreaming! Starty, you believe me, don't you?

I don't know who to trust on here anymore... sh!t!

Pick me! Pick me! Look into my eyes, you can trust me. Look at Starby's eyes, they're scary! ;)

Me, me, pick me! :)

Heehee... no way, I need to regroup and think... sorry ALTY!

I just went and grabbed a bite to eat, and I hear all this commotion. What's going on in here? You found jewels? That is strange...

ADAM, it is not STRANGE... don't fall for it... dont so it!!

I just went and grabbed a bite to eat, and i hear all this commotion. What's going on in here? You found jewels? That is strange...

Ooooh, I'm not buying that innocent act. You can't fool me, I've been around the block a few times. ;)

Now, I think this can be beneficial to both of us. You and I sneak the jewels out of here, split the cash after we sell them and then come back like nothing happened. But, if you rat me out, I'm throwing you to the wolves. :cool:

Wow, I do have a mean streak! :eek:

Ok, I won't fall for it. I have no idea about any jewellery. They were trying to frame me for it earlier!

Ooooh, I'm not buying that innocent act. You can't fool me, I've been around the block a few times. ;)

Now, I think this can be beneficial to both of us. You and I sneak the jewels out of here, split the cash after we sell them and then come back like nothing happened. But, if you rat me out, I'm throwing you to the wolves. :cool:

Wow, I do have a mean streak! :eek:

Ok, but you better not rat me out either. You have to do me a favor after that. Lets do it, but be very quiet!

Ok, i won't fall for it. I have no idea about any jewelery. They were trying to frame me for it earlier!

Adam, I know all, I see all, I'm the eyes and ears of this place. Just nod and follow me, it's your best bet. :D

Don't you trust me? :cool:

Ok, but you better not rat me out either. You have to do me a favor after that. Lets do it, but be very quiet!

What's the favor? I never jump in before testing the water!

Adam!! DON'T d o... I t... NOOOOO!

Bye guys... hope you are still in one piece when I get off work;)
Hugs and lots of love to you who need it most... (Alty);)

Aw, hugs back at you Starty.

I can't stop listening to the Brittany song. I got a plan. :)

Well, I was wanting to email someone my picture and have them put it up for me on the pics of our members forum and a duck told me that if I was nice to you, you might do it. What do you say? Oh and also the sherriff found the ring that I found. I need help getting it back!

Well, I was wanting to email someone my picture and have them put it up for me on the pics of our members forum and a duck told me that if i was nice to you, you might do it. What do you say? Oh and also the sherriff found the ring that i found. I need help getting it back!

Sure. I'll PM you my email, send the pic and I'll post it. :)

The Sherriff, no problem, I'll take care of him. :D

LOL! Are you still listening to that Britney song, ALty! :) :) It IS a good one... :)

It's so darn sexy Chicky, I love it!

It is good... I like a few of her songs... I'm embarrassed to admit!

Ok, well I will send you that pic in just a sec. It is a bad pic, but my cell phone died and I can't take anymore pictures right now. So, hopefully people won't be to critical. After that we shall sneak out!

Do you want me to post it here or in the "pictures of our members" thread?

Are we supposed to post pics of ourselves? Is that what's going on here...

Hi guys! It is an honor to be in your hotel.

Are we supposed to post pics of ourselves? Is that what's going on here...

Hi guys! It is an honor to be in your hotel.

Goody, another victim! :D

Girls, you tie him down, I'll get the whip! ;)

Welcome Kctiger.

Okay, can we call you Tiggy, or Kc, or Tiger?

KC is fine. Tiggy may be a bit overboard. Tiger works too. As long as you are calling me, I guess it doesn't matter.

KC it is then, and of course I'll call you. :)

Okay, why do I really want to say "here kitty kitty" after all, you are tiger.

Girls, where's that whip!

Do you want me to post it here or in the "pictures of our members" thread?

In the pics of our members forum is fine. Nobody will probably see it, but it is probably better that way. Sorry for the bad pic. You shoud get it as soon as I get my email straightened up.

I'm sure the pic's fine Adam. Nobody photgraphs worse then me, trust me! ;)

I'm sure the pic's fine Adam. Nobody photgraphs worse then me, trust me! ;)

You should be getting it now. No, we talked about your pic before. Lol. Starby told me to offer you a beer... she said Heineken?. Don't tell her I told you!

Welcome, KC... ;) You're here for that deal, huh? ;)

Yes mam.

Well, I was wanting to email someone my picture and have them put it up for me on the pics of our members forum and a duck told me that if i was nice to you, you might do it. What do you say? Oh and also the sherriff found the ring that i found. I need help getting it back!

Hey... hey... hey! Do I smell a traitor? You do know that Alty is the Papparazzi right? She goes around snapping pics of everything! We had a deal with the jewels in the vault! I hope you still have the bag in YOUR room! That's right... YOUR room! I'm sure the Sheriff has the whole story now! :p

... did I hear there's a Tiger on the loose in the hotel?

Hey...hey...hey!! Do I smell a traitor? You do know that Alty is the Papparazzi right? She goes around snapping pics of everything! We had a deal with the jewels in the vault! I hope you still have the bag in YOUR room!! That's right....YOUR room!! I'm sure the Sheriff has the whole story now!! :p

......did I hear there's a Tiger on the loose in the hotel??

*Quietly Raises Hand*

Here I am!!

Deal? What deal? I already gave him coffee. ;)

Heineken can get you many things. Ooops, was that out loud? :D

Chicky, maybe we should tell the boys a little about the other patrons at the hotel.

I'll start with Chicky.

She's young, pretty, single, smart, funny, a brunnette, wears red stilletos and loves rabbits. :)

Starby's a duck, sometimes. She's youngish (I'm going to die for that!) single, blonde, funny, smart, can't wear stilletos because she hurt her leg, loves dogs.

I'm young (Who am I kidding?) funny, a smart a$$, married, don't need heels because I'm too tall already and I love all animals big and small.

Your turn Chicky. :)

Hey...hey...hey!! Do I smell a traitor? You do know that Alty is the Papparazzi right? She goes around snapping pics of everything! We had a deal with the jewels in the vault! I hope you still have the bag in YOUR room!! That's right....YOUR room!! I'm sure the Sheriff has the whole story now!! :p

......did I hear there's a Tiger on the loose in the hotel??

I wouldn't do such a thing Starby. I'm a nice guy, just trying to help anybody out!

Well, Chicky sounds right up my alley...

I wouldn't do such a thing Starby. I'm a nice guy, just trying to help anybody out!

Okay... shhhh! Tippytoe! Lets meet at the front of the hotel! I have a getaway limo waiting. We'll jump in, and we're off. Don't forget the stash!

Ok, I can do that...

M is our angel (friend4u), who sits in the corner, making sure we are all behaving... or not behaving... haven't decided which... He's our deputy.

Sir Stringer is our Sheriff, and a good sheriff at that! He keeps the order... or, again... the lack of order... and again, haven't decided upon that one.

Chery is our Queen Mum, who is the most beautiful, loving, caring, thoughtful, selfless individual in the whole darn hotel.

Well, Chicky sounds right up my alley...

Why, thanks... kind sir... tiger, huh? My normal choice is rabbits, but... I could go for a tiger... ;)

Tell me more... tell me more!!

Adam, you're picture is posted. Go take a look everyone!

You're a good looking guy Adam.

Okay KC, now it's your turn. Post a pic, I double dog dare you! :D

Not ready for the pic yet. I would prefer everyone keep their own image of me in their head, and let my advice do the talking. Wouldn't want the ladies on the board to start stalking me or anything... :D

Yeah KC, we've all done it... we brave few have even posted links to our albums... ;)

Not ready for the pic yet. I would prefer everyone keep their own image of me in their head, and let my advice do the talking. Wouldn't want the ladies on the board to start stalking me or anything...:D

What would it take to change your mind?

Chicky! Change his mind! :D

Adam, you're picture is posted. Go take a look everyone!

You're a good looking guy Adam.

Okay KC, now it's your turn. Post a pic, I double dog dare you! :D

Thanks Alty, how about that Heineken?

Yeah KC, we've all done it.... we brave few have even posted links to our albums..... ;)

Ya, we've all done it. Come on, all the cool kids are doing it, don't you want to be cool? :D

I really am bad, aren't I? Don't answer that!

Haha... lol... anonymity is a beautiful thing... ;)

Maybe some day I will... for now, just think of me however you wish too!

Thanks Alty, how about that Heineken?

Heine's for everyone. :)

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We need a nickname for Adam too! He can't just be Adam! Adamy doesn't sound right! Most of us have a "Y"! What should we call you Adam? Any nicknames? Give us some dirt!

Maybe some day I will...for now, just think of me however you wish too!

Wow, you're good, I'm impressed.

Chicky, I think the Tiger can give you a run for your money. :)

We need a nickname for Adam too! He can't just be Adam! Adamy doesn't sound right! Most of us have a "Y"! What should we call you Adam? Any nicknames? Give us some dirt!!

Well, as embarrassing as it is. My middle name is kirklin. Maybe you can work with that. Some used to call me captain Kirk, but that might be too much. Lol

Maybe some day I will...for now, just think of me however you wish too!

Ooo... touche'...

My inner cartoon character is coming out... BCBW!! ;)

We need a nickname for Adam too! He can't just be Adam! Adamy doesn't sound right! Most of us have a "Y"! What should we call you Adam? Any nicknames? Give us some dirt!!

I like Adam. We don't all have a "y", Bear doesn't, or Stringer, M, and, well, that's about it. Adamy doesn't sound right at all, it sounds like a high school course!

I can't believe I survived calling you "youngish". Are you feeling okay? :D

Well, as embarrassing as it is. My middle name is kirklin. maybe you can work with that. Some used to call me captain Kirk, but that might be too much. lol

A bit of truth. Altenweg is my last name. So much for anonymity. ;)

Na, Kirk doesn't fit. I like Adam. :)

A bit of truth. Altenweg is my last name. So much for anonymity. ;)

Na, Kirk doesn't fit. I like Adam. :)

OK, Adam is fine with me. One nickname I had because my last name was brocoli. Haha. I don't like that at all.

Well, as embarrassing as it is. My middle name is kirklin. maybe you can work with that. Some used to call me captain Kirk, but that might be too much. lol

I like Cpt. Kirk! Yep! The Duck says it's Cpt. Kirk! :p

My nickname is Drea, but I've gotten use to Alty. Sad, when I talk to Starby or Sneezy on the phone it's really weird to hear my real name come out of their mouth. Also, I can't call them by their real names, they're still Starby and Sneezy.

Alty, Alty bo Balty, banana fana for falty, me my mo Malty, Alty!

Let's do Starby! That sounds wrong. :(

ok, Adam is fine with me. One nickname i had because my last name was brocoli. haha. I don't like that at all.

Or... we could call you VEGGIE? LOL!. sorry!

I like Cpt. Kirk!! Yep! The Duck says it's Cpt. Kirk!! :p

The duck doesn't get a vote, she's just a duck! Even though we're in a hotel I'm still the Queen. Don't mess with me ducky, I still have some power!

My nickname is Drea, but I've gotten use to Alty. Sad, when I talk to Starby or Sneezy on the phone it's really weird to hear my real name come out of their mouth. Also, I can't call them by their real names, they're still Starby and Sneezy.

Alty, Alty bo Balty, banana fana fo falty, me my mo Malty, Alty!

Let's do Starby! That sounds wrong. :(

Starby starby bo barty... banana fanna for farty.. heh?. fe fi for Starby... STARBY! :D

You girls are out of control!

Starby starby bo barty...banana fanna fo farty..heh?...fe fi fo Starby...STARBY!! :D

LMAO! Farty! :p

Darnit, can't stop laughing.

You girls are out of control!

... and you wouldn't have it any other way! :p

You girls are out of control!

And your point is? :D

We are a bit crazy, but in a good way, not a, dig a hole in the yard and bury a body way.

I like being out of control, I'm a mom, so much of my life is controlled, this is where I can let loose! Right Starby! Just nod your head and agree with me, it's better that way.

And your point is? :D

We are a bit crazy, but in a good way, not a, dig a hole in the yard and bury a body way.

I like being out of control, I'm a mom, so much of my life is controlled, this is where I can let loose! Right Starby! Just nod your head and agree with me, it's better that way.

::nodding as told:: I'm her puppet! She pulls the strings! Darn my arms are tired!

Starby, when I come visit you we have to go dancing. I'm in a mood. You know that no good comes of my moods. ;)

I threatened Sneezy yesterday, said I was flying to Atlanta and taking him clubbing. He started laughing, said there's no way I could keep up with a 22 year old. I really have to prove him wrong now, you know that!

Darnit, still can't get the Britney song out of my head.

YouTube - Britney Spears - Get Naked (I Got A Plan) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fehzr9rA2DU)

Starby, when I come visit you we have to go dancing. I'm in a mood. You know that no good comes of my moods. ;)

I threatened Sneezy yesterday, said I was flying to Atlanta and taking him clubbing. He started laughing, said there's no way I could keep up with a 22 year old. I really have to prove him wrong now, you know that!

Darnit, still can't get the Britney song out of my head.

YouTube - Britney Spears - Get Naked (I Got A Plan) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fehzr9rA2DU)

HA! McSneeze doesn't know what he's in for does he?? He couldn't keep up with us... no way Sneezer!. mission impossible!

Ok, so I am confused & don't know what to go by now? Lol

Ok, so I am confused & don't know what to go by now? lol

What are you confused about?

TIP OF THE DAY! Beer doesn't make you FAT!. it makes you LEAN!. against bars, chairs, tables, and walls! :D

TIP OF THE DAY!! Beer doesn't make you FAT!...it makes you LEAN!......against bars, chairs, tables, and walls!! :D

LMAO! Love it Starby! Sad though, it's true. :(

I can think of MANY other things I have leaned on when too much beer has been consumed...

Ok, so I am confused & don't know what to go by now? lol

No confusion! You are now either Cpt. Kirk or Veggie! Take yer pick! :p

Okay, so I'm going to a Rush tribute concert next Thursday. My ex from LA is coming for a visit, his friend is a member of the band. Starby, hop on a bus, come on down, you can come with. I'll hook you up with my ex. ;)

I can think of MANY other things I have leaned on when too much beer has been consumed...

You too? I have a three page list! :D

No confusion!! You are now either Cpt. Kirk or Veggie!! Take yer pick! :p

Stop that! He's Adam.

I'll pluck that last feather Ducky, don't fuss with me! :cool:

Am I Adam or Capt. Kirk? How about a vote?

Adam.. that's my vote

I second Adam!

Need help, what's wrong with me?

Another new fav song. :(

YouTube - Lady GaGa - Just Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65zI9LH-as)

Am I aging backwards? I thought I was supposed to like old fogey music now. ;)

Ok, so I am adam. Got you. Hey Alty it happens to the best.

Ok, so I am adam. got ya. Hey Alty it happens to the best.

Apparently! ;)

Darnit, have to pick up the kids in an hour. It's early out today and then they have Thursday and Friday off. Someone shoot me! Kidding, only kidding, love those rug rats to death. :)

I need some ideas to keep them busy for four days. Anyone?

Send them to me. They can crunch some numbers while I type on AMHD...

Apparently! ;)

Darnit, have to pick up the kids in an hour. It's early out today and then they have Thursday and Friday off. Someone shoot me! Kidding, only kidding, love those rug rats to death. :)

I need some ideas to keep them busy for four days. Anyone?

Bring them to this wonderful landfill of mine. I'm sure they could stay busy!

Send 'em to me! I'll take them to the beach! :)

Hmmm... the beach... would you be open to babysitting yours truly?

As long as you let me bury you in the sand. That is the only rule. No exceptions. :)

So many choices! :)

Why does everyone want my kids? ;)

I know Sneezy wants my daughter in 12 years, but he's not getting her! No way, she's going to a convent as soon as a boy calls my house! She does not need to follow in her mothers footsteps, unless of course they end up the same place I did. :)

Chicky, can I come to the beach sans kids? ;)

Hey! I have been standing at the front door with a bag with something mysterious in it. (if you get what I mean) Is anybody going to own up to their half?

As long as you let me bury you in the sand. That is the only rule. No exceptions. :)

Make him wear a thong, it's in your power! :D

Remember, I'm living vicariously through you! Make me proud girl! ;)

Hey! I have been standing at the front door with a bag with something mysterious in it. (if you get what I mean) Is anybody going to own up to their half?

I have no idea what you're talking about. :cool:

Psst, meet me in the back, we'll talk there, too many ears are listening. We'll steal Rebbies motorbike, no one will ever know. Don't trust the duck, she's sneaky! You're safe with me, I'd never steer you wrong. :)

ALTY! COME TO THE BEACH! A cold one (or two) is waiting, the beach towels have been extra fluffed, the tunes are queued up, and the sun is HOT, HOT, HOT! :)

EVERYONE COME TO THE BEACH!! :) It's just sitting there!

I have no idea what you're talking about. :cool:

psst, meet me in the back, we'll talk there, too many ears are listening. We'll steal Rebbies motorbike, no one will ever know. Don't trust the duck, she's sneaky! You're safe with me, I'd never steer you wrong. :)

You shouldn't steer me wrong. How do I know somebody won't get me at the back and make off with my goods?

Beach? BEACH?!

It's SO COLD HERE!! AHHHHH!!

Okay, had to share this.

Sydney got a makeup kit for Xmas (not from me, she's only 6!) Anyway, I let her go to town and took pics.

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I may have to buy a gun when she turns 16! :(

She is adorable Alty! Yea, you might want to buy a gun for then. You can just tell she will be really pretty when she is older. Just like you!

She is adorable Alty! Yea, you might want to buy a gun for then. You can just tell she will be really pretty when she is older. Just like you!

Aw, thanks Adam.

She is adorable, it's scary. I just hope she keeps the attitude she has now. If you ask her if she's pretty, her response is "Yes, but I'm smart too, and that's more imortant!"

Of course she's still young,but when that first boy comes knocking on my door, I may have to pack my bags and haul her away to a cabin in the woods!

I might want to get that gun soon. ;)

beach? BEACH?!?

It's SO COLD HERE!!! AHHHHH!!!

Yes, BEACH! Sand, sun, and HEAT! :)

Although, it's supposed to get to 25 tonight... :(

Okay, had to share this.

Sydney got a makeup kit for Xmas (not from me, she's only 6!) Anyway, I let her go to town and took pics.

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I may have to buy a gun when she turns 16! :(

She's such an angel! Love the eyes! :)

She's got my eyes Chicky. Actually, she's a mini me, just much prettier! :)

She's going to be a heart breaker. It's scary having a daughter, I know what girls are like! ;)

AWWWWWW

GUSHY GUSHY GOOO!!

DIMPLES!! AHHH!! SO CUTE!!

I shall call you squishy and you shall be my squishy. C'mere little squishy!

You might want to get a gun and a permit before Obama changes some of the laws. I'm not making this political either. I'm just saying. You can borrow any of my guns that you want though.

AWWWWWW

GUSHY GUSHY GOOO!!!

DIMPLES!!! AHHH!!! SO CUTE!!!

I shall call you squishy and you shall be my squishy. C'mere little squishy!

Stay away from Squishy! Bad boy! Back off, go to your corner!

And so it begins. :(

You might want to get a gun and a permit before Obama changes some of the laws. I'm not making this political either. I'm just saying. You can borrow any of my guns that you want though.

I'm in Canada Adam, different rules.

Actually, the gun laws here are ridiculous. You pretty much have to offer up your first born to get a gun, forget a permit, not likely!

We do have a few rifles, but they're not under my name so I'm not allowed to touch them. But, if some young guy comes here with a gleam in his eyes for Sydney, well, he better run better than I can aim! :D

Oh yea, I forgot you lived in Canada. I am sorry. Well, Is it better up there? Good luck, and don't go to jail!

You can move to atlanta. You can walk into a gun store, buy a gun, and walk out... all within 15 minutes. It's like picking up groceries.

... oh, when you do move down here, be sure to bring dimples.

You can move to atlanta. You can walk into a gun store, buy a gun, and walk out...all within 15 minutes. It's like picking up groceries.

...oh, when you do move down here, be sure to bring dimples.

Not funny! Not funny! Stay away from dimples! Bad Sneezy. I don't have a gun, but I do have a whip! :D

Tell you what, in 40 years I may let you talk to her on the phone, if you're still alive. :cool:

Oh yea, I forgot you lived in Canada. I am sorry. Well, Is it better up there? Good luck, and don't go to jail!

Some things are better, some are worse.

Our health care is definitely less expensive, but, depending on where you live, winter's are definitely hard here!

I'm originally from Germany, moved here when I was 3 1/2 years old. I'm still not use to the winters. They suck! ;)

You have to have a permit here in Indiana and you can't walk out of a gun store without filling out paperwork and show that you have a permit.

Some things are better, some are worse.

Our health care is definitely less expensive, but, depending on where you live, winter's are definitely hard here!

I'm originally from Germany, moved here when I was 3 1/2 years old. I'm still not use to the winters. They suck! ;)

I want to visit Germany someday. I heard from a woman that came from there a couple of years ago that German is not spoken as much as English is. I took a couple years of German in High School. I'm a little rusty though

Germany is beautiful, so much to see. I miss it, and my family too.

I speak fluent German, but I've gotten rusty too since my parents died.

I haven't been back since 2001 but we're planning a trip in the next year or two.

Most of the people in Germany speak English, it depends on where you go. If you go to the smaller towns then you'll have to speak German, but the tourist spots you can get by on English.

Sure. I'll PM you my email, send the pic and I'll post it. :)

The Sherriff, no problem, I'll take care of him. :D

Yeah right! The Sheriff 'collects' things like; rings, whips...

Germany is beautiful, so much to see. I miss it, and my family too.

I speak fluent German, but I've gotten rusty too since my parents died.

I haven't been back since 2001 but we're planning a trip in the next year or two.

Most of the people in Germany speak English, it depends on where you go. If you go to the smaller towns then you'll have to speak German, but the tourist spots you can get by on English.

Ooh, can I go with you? I want to go! Please?

Germany is beautiful, but I had to wear a sweatshirt and a jacket to a 4th of July cookout.

That was kind of weird.

Yeah right! The Sheriff 'collects' things like; rings, whips.....

I still have no idea about any ring Sir! I swear there was a ghost around at the time. I hear it is haunted around here.

Ooh, can I go with you? I want to go! Please?

Sure. Hop into my suitcase, don't make a sound, shhhh, I don't want to get busted!

It is a lot more fun if you're with someone, especially if that someone speaks the language. ;)

It won't be a cheap trip, but it's so worth it. If we can't afford the whole family going then I'm going alone, I need to see my family! So you can come with, I'll show you the sights, I know all the hidden places. ;)

Germany is beautiful, but I had to wear a sweatshirt and a jacket to a 4th of July cookout.

That was kind of weird.

Really? Wow, when I went it was boiling hot, hot enough to cook an egg on the sidewalk! Wow!

Yeah right! The Sheriff 'collects' things like; rings, whips.....

Stringer, what do I have to do to get you to forget about the ring and give me back my whip?

Will this do?

16350

Starty's going to be mad. :eek:

Got to run, time to pick up the kids.

Later all!

I'm sure speaking the language helps but I did okay with the point, smile and nod technique.

Would love to go back and do the Rhine cruise.

I want to visit Germany someday. I heard from a woman that came from there a couple of years ago that German is not spoken as much as English is. I took a couple years of German in High School. I'm a little rusty though

Ich habe die Steine in die Spur zurück. Ich treffe mich mit Ihnen!

Hey! I have been standing at the front door with a bag with something mysterious in it. (if you get what I mean) Is anybody going to own up to their half?

Adam....that is hilarious !!!!!! :D:D:D I can picture you standing there...hahahahahaha

Adam....that is hilarious !!!!!! :D:D:D I can picture you standing there...hahahahahaha

I guess I better run before you catch up to me!

Not funny! Not funny! Stay away from dimples! Bad Sneezy. I don't have a gun, but I do have a whip! :D

Tell you what, in 40 years I may let you talk to her on the phone, if you're still alive. :cool:

Aaahhh... no, you have no whip.

I'm about ready to retire to my room for a nap. I will be around until 5 which is only 40 more minutes. Then I won't be back until 6 in the morning. That seems to be when those mysterious things happen!

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Huh ?

All I seen was a bunch of names and letters for the name and what it said?

Huh ?

What? Did I miss something? :rolleyes:

I sure missed something!

Sheriff? Have you gone insane? Are you being held hostage? Tell us of your plight?!

Sheriff?? Have you gone insane? Are you being held hostage? Tell us of your plight?!!

It just might be a good time for our get away!

What?? Did I miss something? :rolleyes:

I see the pics now... but when it was posted... those letters and numbers were all that I saw... and I WAS confused... (now they are the pic... ) which I likey a loty...

Trying to get away... is a futile effort...

Kids, hop into my get away car, apparently I drive really fast!

I got pulled over on the way to pick up the kids, the cop gave me a warning, but still, I GOT PULLED OVER!! :(

Kids, hop into my get away car, apparently I drive really fast!

I got pulled over on the way to pick up the kids, the cop gave me a warning, but still, I GOT PULLED OVER!!!!!! :(

Really? WOW Alty. I can't believe it. Well, we can deffinately use the speed! I'm coming!!

Ya, I can't believe it either, I haven't been pulled over in years (knock on wood) and all of a sudden bam, I get busted! At least he let me off with a warning, I may have to send him a Valentines day card. ;)

Of course I flirted my little arse off, maybe that helped.

So hop in, I've got the lead foot, we'll make a run for it! :)

What special tactic did you use Alty? The batting of the eyelashes?

All right! Lets go somewhere to sell all this jewellery and then buy plane tickets and head to Germany!

YOU TOO ALTY!!

I GOT PULLED OVER TODAY!

Yeah, I was speeding too... cop gave me a "written warning"... which... means nothing. Not a ticket, it's just the written version of a verbal warning.

... I went 90 in a 55 zone... I should have lost my license today, but I get the feeling the cop didn't have the radar on me, and kind of took a wild guess how fast I was going.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

I replied, "I know I was over the limit, but not really, how fast was I going, officer?"

He replied with vexation, "TOO FAST! SLOW IT DOWN!"

... heehee

What special tactic did you use Alty? The batting of the eyelashes??

Ya, that and I called him handsome. I know, I feel cheap, but it got me out of a ticket, it would have been an expensive one too, I was going 20km over the limit.

My bad, sorry, I'll take whatever punishment you all dish out. Bring it on! :D

YOU TOO ALTY!?!?

I GOT PULLED OVER TODAY!

Yeah, I was speeding too...cop gave me a "written warning"...which...means nothing. Not a ticket, it's just the written version of a verbal warning.

...I went 90 in a 55 zone...I shoulda lost my license today, but I get the feeling the cop didn't have the radar on me, and kinda took a wild guess how fast I was going.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

I replied, "I know I was over the limit, but not really, how fast was I going, officer?"

He replied with vexation, "TOO FAST! SLOW IT DOWN!"

...heehee

Not fair! I had to flirt my way out of it, you just get off without doing anything?

I had to work for it baby, it wasn't easy. I'm in sweat pants and a sweat shirt, no makeup on, heck, I don't know if I've even brushed my hair today and I still got off. Hmmmm, I'm good! :D

Ya, that and I called him handsome. I know, I feel cheap, but it got me out of a ticket, it would have been an expensive one too, I was going 20km over the limit.

My bad, sorry, I'll take whatever punishment you all dish out. Bring it on! :D

Is that it, slow poke :D

Alright! Lets go somewhere to sell all this jewelery and then buy plane tickets and head to Germany!

I don't have a passport, I'll need fake ID. Know anyone who can do that for me? ;)

I want my name to be "Anastasia Beaverhausen". :)

is that it, slow poke :D

What! That's pretty fast Bear Bum. Especially in a 50 zone. :cool:

Alright! Lets go somewhere to sell all this jewelery and then buy plane tickets and head to Germany!

Ok Deputy, now we have it all on tape... your idea of bugging them worked!

Well, since it IS my day off, I was wearing some decent clothing, a sweater with a blazer, and I had a chance to shave today... so I'd say I looked pretty darn good.

Granted, the officer wasn't that receptive to my flirting... he wasn't in the mood...

What! That's pretty fast Bear Bum. Especially in a 50 zone. :cool:

Yea for my grandma

Ok Deputy, now we have it all on tape....your idea of bugging them worked!

What? You boys are mean, really really mean, why don't you just snap my bra while you're at it! Bad boys! :(

yea for my grandma

Are you taking lessons from Sneezy? Hmmmm? :mad:

I don't have a passport, I'll need fake ID. Know anyone who can do that for me? ;)

I want my name to be "Anastasia Beaverhausen". :)

I am going to work on that. I want to be Sabastian Emerson!

Does that sound good?

You're wearing a bra?

Well, since it IS my day off, I was wearing some decent clothing, a sweater with a blazer, and I had a chance to shave today...so I'd say I looked pretty darn good.

Granted, the officer wasn't that receptive to my flirting...he wasn't in the mood...

But Sneezy, I think you could have had him if you just tried a bit harder. You can't initiate a life style change without doing a bit of work. ;)

Are you taking lessons from Sneezy? Hmmmm? :mad:

Nope I have a better teacher :D no offence sneezy

you're wearing a bra?

Um, no, but it's the thought that counts. :D

Were you peaking again? :eek::cool:

Yes. Peeking WHILE peaking... oops.

Well, I'm afraid I am retiring for the night. I'm off to the bar, then to bed. Feel free to join me. At the bar that is. I will be back in 13 hours. Hopefully nothing too crazy happens

nope i have a better teacher :D no offence sneezy

Who? Tell me so I can kill him! :D

I don't have a passport, I'll need fake ID. Know anyone who can do that for me? ;)

I want my name to be "Anastasia Beaverhausen". :)

Heyyyyy!! You can't have my screen name! No fair! I object!

Well, I'm afraid I am retiring for the night. I'm off to the bar, then to bed. Feel free to join me. At the bar that is. i will be back in 13 hours. Hopefully nothing too crazy happens

You're going to the bar for 13 hours? Wow, that's stamina! :D

Talk to you later Adam, have fun!

yes. peeking WHILE peaking...oops.

Damn, typing errors are not good around you! Way to keep me on my toes! :p

Who? Tell me so I can kill him! :D

That's a tad mean isn't it alty

Later adam

... uh oh alty... you making death threats?

... didn't we JUST have a talk about this the other day..

Heyyyyy!!!! You can't have my screen name!! No fair!! I object!!

Yours? Since when?

Let's mud wrestle for it! :D

thats a tad mean isnt it alty

later adam

All's fair in love and war Bear.

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. ;)

...uh oh alty...you making death threats?

...didn't we JUST have a talk about this the other day...?

::hangs head in shame:: yes sir, we did. My bad. :(

Yours? Since when?

Let's mud wrestle for it! :D

All right fine!. I'll go back to my original! I'm Princess Consuela Bananahammock!

All's fair in love and war Bear.

Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. ;)

So... you kill my driving inspiration?. hows that work?

so..... you kill my driving inspiration?.........hows that work?

I kill him and take his place. I'll teach you everything I know, you'll turn into a well rounded, sincere, kind, gentle, sympathetic, loving man. The girls will go crazy over you! Trust me, this will work. :)

Alright fine!...I'll go back to my original! I'm Princess Consuela Bananahammock!

LMAO, I forgot about her! :p

I kill him and take his place. I'll teach you everything I know, you'll turn into a well rounded, sincere, kind, gentle, sympathetic, loving man. The girls will go crazy over you! Trust me, this will work. :)

I've tried that already it doesn't work :)

ive tried that already it doesnt work :)

When? I don't remember that? You must have dreamed it. No, it didn't happen.

Put yourself in my hands bear, I'll turn you into a chick magnet! You don't want to end up like Sneezy, do you? :eek:

Remember, if you need to get rid of the body, you can refer here:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/crime/how-do-you-get-rid-dead-body-281946-4.html

Scary! :(

Leave dave alone he's all right

leave dave alone hes alright

You sure? ;)

When? I don't remember that? You must have dreamed it. No, it didn't happen.

Put yourself in my hands bear, I'll turn you into a chick magnet! You don't want to end up like Sneezy, do you? :eek:

I try to be the best person I can be aon a daily basis :) but I shall learn your teachings :D

Aw, you are a great guy Bear, you really don't need my help with that. :)

But, if you want to learn how women think, I can tell you that. It's a secret though, you can't tell anyone else, no one, especially not Sneezy, he'll use the knowledge for evil doings!

You sure? ;)

Yea preety much... stop making me doubt myself :confused:

Aw, you are a great guy Bear, you really don't need my help with that. :)

But, if you want to learn how women think, I can tell you that. It's a secret though, you can't tell anyone else, no one, especially not Sneezy, he'll use the knowledge for evil doings!

Deal :D

deal :D

We begin tomorrow young grasshopper. You must prepare your body and soul for the wisdom I'm about to divulge. It won't be easy, there will be times when you'll want to stop, but the rewards far outweigh the pain!

Ahhh yes, you will thank me. One day people will whisper your name in the streets, you will be the one and only "Man who knows what women think". People will bow to you, but you must never tell them what you have learned. You must take it to your grave.

We begin tomorrow young grasshopper. You must prepare your body and soul for the wisdom I'm about to divulge. It won't be easy, there will be times when you'll want to stop, but the rewards far outweigh the pain!

Ahhh yes, you will thank me. One day people will whisper your name in the streets, you will be the one and only "Man who knows what women think". People will bow to you, but you must never tell them what you have learned. You must take it to your grave.

I shall look forward to it :D

i shall look forward to it :D

You say that now, but wait. :D

You say that now, but wait. :D

:)

I'm really obsessed with the Britney song. Someone help me! :(

I'm really obsessed with the Britney song. Someone help me! :(

Really? This is a serious problem, at first I thought you did it to annoy everyone with the sound of cats being drowned coming from the pop-manufactured-mishap. But maybe you've been infected with some sort of B-virus, hmmmmm

really? this is a serious problem, at first i thought you did it to annoy everyone with the sound of cats being drowned coming from the pop-manufactured-mishap. but maybe youve been infected with some sort of B-virus, hmmmmm

Hey, it's a sexy song, it has a good beat, I love it, LOVE IT! Waaaaaa! :(

Hey, it's a sexy song, it has a good beat, I love it, LOVE IT! Waaaaaa! :(

Hmmmmm you may be beyond help :( its so sad to loose a friend this way, :( I miss alty :( :( :(

hmmmmm you may be beyond help :( its so sad to loose a friend this way, :( i miss alty :( :( :(

But I am Alty. I'm still the same lovable, huggable, naughty vixen that I was before, heck, maybe even a little more so. :D

It really is a good song. Have you even listened to it? Hmmmmm?

Hey, since "Friend" isn't around this early,...sleepytime in OZ...do you want to help me raid the hotel gift shop on his credit card? No one else is here...we could just sneak in!


I have you on camera starby :cool:

Nope I haven't listened to it, I'm scared to if this is what it does to you :)

nope i havent listened to it, im scared to if this is what it does to you :)

I double dog dare you to listen to it. Please?

YouTube - Britney Spears - Get Naked (I Got A Plan) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fehzr9rA2DU)

I'm not a fan of Britney, but this song, yummy! :D

no... link too tempting... must not... click... ahhhhh damm it.
(albears heart monitor)
Beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeep

Song was not my type of music, sorry

no...link too tempting.......must not.....click......ahhhhh damm it.
(albears heart monitor)
beep beep beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeep

song was not my type of music, sorry

What type of music is your type?

Oh you know the good kind :D
(sorry but you so asked for that)

Rock and metal mostly

i shall look forward to it :D

Hey Bear, take notes, I know that there is something you want, and it will be yours. I can get you anything... I am from Chicago, remember... spread the green and you can have most anything :):rolleyes:... NOTES!!

But I am Alty. I'm still the same lovable, huggable, naughty vixen that I was before, heck, maybe even a little more so. :D

It really is a good song. Have you even listened to it? Hmmmmm?

An interesting insight to how you see yourself... :)

Lol stringer

Sorry if I overstepped the line alty, didn't mean to :o

You didn't Bear. Not everyone has the same taste, it's not your fault yours is bad. ;) Gotcha!

Stringer, I am lovable and huggable. I really am! :)

Got to go kids, time to make dinner.

Later.

Touché alty
Cya later :)

lol stringer

sorry if i overstepped the line alty, didnt mean to :o

I'm sure that she is fine with you Bear... she gives it out so I sure she knows how to take it... (Note to self... sleep with one eye open tonight...

:) <<<<<< *See the smiley face? OMG I can't erase this! Quick... help ME!! Hee hee

*Yawn* Man I've been busy. Someone add an extra 4 hours a day so I can get some more sleep.

Lol agreed stringer

Hi retsy, long day I take it

Lol. Not as long today. Im actually here after work :) It's been long busy days. I still love it though :)

I got to go for a while to get a massage, back later.

Hi Chris...

Later Bear.

Later stringer
Well at least you enjoy your job retsy, it could be worse eh you could really hate it and still be doing the same hours, how much would that suck

Or you could be stuck like me, working around 80+ hours a week...

or you could be stuck like me, working around 80+ hours a week...

You and I both know why you are doing this, it's yours, your baby.

This is breath taking...

wow (http://www.justaskshirley.com/photos/china/wow.htm)

WOW is right Stringer... holy WOW!
Night guys, hope you have had a good day;)