Okay, it's that time, again. We've run out of room on the island, need to expand, so we're moving back into the castle for a while.

Don't worry, I had the maintenance crew in, they say that everything is in working order, the roof has a leak, but it will be fixed in no time.

The crocodiles are really hungry, apparenlty the minion I hired to feed them quit and didn't tell me. Good help is so hard to find. :(

The duck is in her private chambers, she is trying to grow back her feathers, Stringer and I are doing our best to pluck the last ones. I don't know if we'll have have our ducky feast, but we've got to keep trying, it's in our nature.

The deputy is still on vacation, I'm beginning to think he's staying in Thailand, hopefully he'll be back soon.

The dungeon is empty, but, tick me off and that will soon change. Muwahahahahaha. I am evil queen Alty, I run this place with Ducky, so watch out, she's got quite the beak on her. ;)

Anyway, come on in, just say the magic words at the draw bridge and enter at your own risk.

Don't say I didn't warn you! :eek:

Magic word? No one told me... BUT I GOT IN and boy are you all in trouble now;)

Congrats Starty, you're my first victim, I mean, visitor. :)

"OPEN UP DAMN IT!!!!!!"

Hey, it opened??

Apparently yelling at it will open it up. :)

Welcome dear Stringer, come into my parlor. :D

Here's the treat I promised you.

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Starty, cover your eyes! :eek:

I kind of like being the victim... I mean visitor;) He he
Stringer, I know, it was easy huh? Too bad Alty forgot to guard the back door too... BWWAAHAHAHAHAH the evil Starty pants has arrived...

DID you guys even know there was an evil Starty?

Oh... thats nothing compared to what I see when I look in the mirror. I can handle it... wait, am I kidding? LMAO
Where is all this coming from?

Where's my treat? Sniff sniff:(

Starty, did you get into my beer? ;)

I like this Starty, she's fun. :)

Stringer, do you like your treat? Stringer, you okay? Get up man, stop drooling! Jeesh, men! ;)

I have been let out of my box. Doing daycare really did me in... ya know? LMAO
Uhhhh, where's my gosh darn treat??

Where's my treat? Sniff sniff:(

Well, now that you asked.

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I think he's yummy! :D

Starty, I think I killed Stringer, he's foaming at the mouth and stammering "mine, mine, mine" I think I should call someone. ;)

Hmmm, I like him too. WOOT WOOT!

Thanks Alty! Starty flutters her eye lashes;)

If I could find it again, I would post a really great sexy video of a nice lady who sings a great song. I can't find it though. Stringer, did you save that one by chance I seem to have forgotten her name, but not her face... heehee

Eeek, got to run, family time. After the roses etc. hubby deserves some "family" time. ;)

Later kids.

Bye for now Alty... have a nice night

Apparently yelling at it will open it up. :)

Welcome dear Stringer, come into my parlor. :D

Here's the treat I promised you.

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Starty, cover your eyes! :eek:

(Wow... ) NO... it will not work... not real!

If I could find it again, I would post a really great sexy video of a nice lady who sings a great song. I can't find it though. Stringer, did you save that one by chance I seem to have forgotten her name, but not her face...heehee

Is that the one where she is driving in the desert?

Opps... I forgot.. I have NFL to watch too... later...

Alty.I wish you as good a tim...

Is that the one where she is driving in the desert?

NOPE... its the blond babe, the microphone and the drums... white dress... you know... a long time ago I posted it in Pink and black... there is no way I am going to go search for it;)
Oh well, I suppose you could use your imagination;)
NFL... whats that? LMAO

Hi guys. I'm here, checking in, and now I'm leaving.

JR KISSES all around!

'Night! :D

You sound much better Chicky! Good, that's real good!

Hmm... that "treat" to stringman...

... she looks a tad bit old, no?

I mean, from the neck up.

Neck down, I give it... 2 months.

hmm...that "treat" to stringman...

...she looks a tad bit old, no?

I mean, from the neck up.

Neck down, I give it...2 months.

Agreed, but I didn't choose to offend...

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My doctor is wonderful. Once, when I couldn't afford an operation, he touched up the x-rays.
-Joey Bishop
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-Ronald Reagan
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
-Zsa Zsa Gabor
If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel.
-Will Kommen
Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops.
-Cary Grant
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
-Robert Orben
Misers aren't fun to live with, but they make wonderful ancestors.
-David Brenner
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
-Dave Barry
I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne Barr
To attract men, I wear a perfume called New Car Interior.
-Rita Rudner
If you love something, set it free. Unless it's chocolate. Never release chocolate.
-Renee Duvall
The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
-Calvin Trillin
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
-Rodney Dangerfield
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.
-Rita Rudner
My husband wanted one of those big-screen TV's for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.
-Wendy Liebman
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
-Douglas Adams
I have an aunt who married so late in life that Medicare picked up 80 percent of the honeymoon.
-Don Reber
I hate housework - you make the beds, you do the dishes - and six months later you have to start all over again.
-Joan Rivers
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
-Henny Youngman
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes.
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And another one... are you smiling yet?

An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her
Return, her Father cussed her.
"Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old Mother thru?"

The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....Dad....I became a prostitute..."
"Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace to this Catholic family."

"OK, Dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a $5 million savings certificate. For me little brother, this gold Rolex. And for ye Daddy, the sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club........................ (takes a breath)............. and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera and... ..."

"Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says Dad.


Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff....a prostitute Daddy! Sniff, sniff."
"Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant. Come here and give yer old Dad a hug."

LMAO, it's so sad that it's funny! :)

I see that some of the gang has checked in, even our elusive little Sneezy.

Sneezy, she's not old, she's probably younger than me, you little stinker, stop trying to make me feel old, I'm only 38. Eeeek, when you write it down it doesn't look good, where did the 2 go? :(

Someone shoot me! :(

Hi Ya'll!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, it is good to be back home! Looks like it is michief as usual! Just dropped in on the Rebel to say hello and will vvvvrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooommmmmmmmmmm out of here for now...................!!! Later all!

Rets(y), present and account for :)

I am not going to vacuum till Sears makes one I can ride on. Love it Stringer.

Reb, hey you fast lady;)
Hi Rets and Sneeze!

Hiya starty! How are things going?

Sneezy, she's not old, she's probably younger than me, you little stinker, stop trying to make me feel old, I'm only 38. Eeeek, when you write it down it doesn't look good, where did the 2 go? :(

Someone shoot me! :(

It'll be here in 4 years :) lol

Going well, just getting out of bed late and being lazy. My fave days are Sunday, espeially when there are no early plans;) How have you been? How were the holidays for you?

It's going pretty well, except for the fact that my car died (https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/cars-trucks/geo-prizm-cranks-wont-start-302019.html) yesterday :(

Moved into my own apartment again, got a better job, all the good stuff :)

Awww.. poor car.
Sounds like you are on fire other wise;)

I don't know anything about Geo Prisms... sorry sweet Rets;)
CaptainRich is a great mechanic... I am sure he will see your post as soon as he can;)

Lol. No big deal. I can get a ride to work if I need one, a coworker live in the next apartment complex over. It just kindof sucks that I have to take the bus if I want to go anywhere right now. I'd hop on my bike or strap on my skates, but this dang Michigan snow...

Mmmm, could be pretty fun trying to get your bike out... not your skates though;)

Morning Stringer... I see you

Lol. Yeah, I saw them plowing the sidewalks last night, while the towtruck was bringing me home. Maybe I could get through.

I'm thinking I'd rather use a 'bike' than a bicycle, come spring.Now just to get the motorcycle endorsement on my drivers license...

Mmmm, could be pretty fun trying to get your bike out....not your skates though;)

Morning Stringer...I see ya

How? I thought that I was... invisible?

You can now see everyone viewing a thread at any time...
Look under the posting box and above the posting rules box... it says Currently Active viewers on this thread: 2 Starty and the Sheriff

You can now see everyone viewing a thread at any time.....
Look under the posting box and above the posting rules box...it says Currently Active viewers on this thread: 2 Starty and the Sheriff

"I see"... so going "invisible" is not working... not that I really wanted to hide...

How are you today... relaxing is good, builds up our resistance...

Maxy just kicked my but in SORRY... Poor me

Maxy just kicked my but in SORRY....Poor me

Kids... no respect ha ha Don't they know that they should lose when they play with Mom?

No kidding... ;)

No kidding.....;)

Yes! After all the sacrifices we have made and make for them... they should be much more respectful... damn it... then again, seeing them smile when they beat us... is worth losing... right? :)

It is totally worth losing. I thought I was going to win and I dreaded it, I am glad he won;)
I need to get up an start moving around... have a great day Stringer;)

It is totally worth losing. I thought I was gonna win and I dreaded it, i am glad he won;)
I need to get up an start moving around...have a great day Stringer;)

What?? It is 2:10 pm here so it must around noon there... AND you having been up and moving around yet? Boy, it must be nice hon...

Stringer honey, you aren't invisible, you must have done it wrong.

You can't see me when I'm browsing. :)

Hhhmph... why you got to go and do that Alty? I never know when you all are here, please Stringy, don't add yourself to the list!!

I choose to be invisible because I often forget to log off and then people get mad at me. :(

This way, if I forget, no one is the wiser. ;)

I'm here! Loud and proud! YAY FOR BEING ME!

Stringer honey, you aren't invisible, you must have done it wrong.

You can't see me when I'm browsing. :)

Oh... I was for awhile before, maybe when I got my new computer it may have changed. I too forget to log off, but I think that I will just leave it this way for a while...

I ran as fast as I could! Island sinking... Starby's arms tired from swimming! Darn... warn me next time will you? :p

Hi Batman! Welcome home... we were getting worried! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Starduck, why did you swim, couldn't you just fly? You are a duck. Jeesh! ;)

I ran as fast as I could!! Island sinking...Starby's arms tired from swimming!! Darn...warn me next time will ya?? :p

Hi Batman!! Welcome home...we were getting worried!! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

Hi All
HAPPY NEW YEAR :)

Starby , Ducks have arms?? :confused:

Helloooooo

By ze way...

I can see you "invisible" ppo... hee hee

Happy New Year M!

Um, it's the duck legs I'm interested in, and the breast. No, no, not that way! Sicko's, I mean to eat, feast, crispy duck legs and breast. Say you're with me on this, tell me I'm not alone! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! :eek:

Where's my beer? :D

helloooooo

by ze way...

I can see you "invisible" ppo...hee hee

Cannot! Prove it! Cannot! No way! You lying like a rug! :D

Happy New Year M!

Um, it's the duck legs I'm interested in, and the breast. No, no, not that way! Sicko's, I mean to eat, feast, crispy duck legs and breast. Say you're with me on this, tell me I'm not alone! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! :eek:

Where's my beer? :D

I'm with you Alty ;)


And here's your Beer

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Happy New Year M!

Um, it's the duck legs I'm interested in, and the breast. No, no, not that way! Sicko's, I mean to eat, feast, crispy duck legs and breast. Say you're with me on this, tell me I'm not alone! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! :eek:

Where's my beer? :D

Leave my breast ALONE! Apparently I ONLY have ONE! Whaaaaaatttt??

So, I had a pretty good day... I hired two people yesterday: a delivery guy and a new cook to help out in the kitchen.

... this gave me a lot of time to hang out around the restaurant... so I went and watched a buncha movies:

Milk - autobiography of Harvey Milk, the first gay person to hold political office. Played by Sean Penn. James Franco and Emile Hirsch is also in it. It was... amazing. I highly recommend it. I give it... 10.5 stars out of 11.

Slumdog Millionaire - a man is on India's version of Who Wants to be a Millionaire... while answering questions, he recollects the past about his childhood... an orphan, a beggar, living in the slums of India. May get the nod for an Oscar for best picture. 10.5 stars out of 11. I also got the soundtrack. It was that good.

Gran Torino - stars Clint Eastwood as an old fashioned war vet who just wants to be left alone, but his neighborhood is crawling with Asian immigrants that stick to their customs. Gang fights and such occur, and Eastwood befriends a friendly neighbor, an Asian kid who wants to be left alone by the gangs. Overall, Eastwood did an amazing job... everyone else... I kind of wish they died. The lead actress made me think she was on sedatives the entire time. Even a 4-year old girl who had one line in the movie did a better job than the lead actress. 8 out of 11 for Eastwood... everyone else needs to find a new career.

I want to see Slumdog, I've heard many great things, it's on my list.

M, I need another beer, that one went down really smooth. ;)

i want to see slumdog, i've heard many great things, it's on my list.

M, i need another beer, that one went down really smooth. ;)

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I missed Genie Talia so much. Did I say that out loud? ;)

So M, tell us about your trip. You didn't post the nude pictures I asked for. Come on, don't be bashful, we won't show anyone else. :)

LOL

Well my trip went well , lots of partying and actually glad to be back home for a bit of a rest. I have some pics and once I get a bit off time to fiddle around with them I'll send you

No nudie pics though I'm afraid ;)

No nudie pics? What kind of vacation doesn't include nudie pics? You really need to travel with me, you'll burn in places you've never burned before! :)

Okay, regular pics will do, if that's all you've got! ;)

Well that's all I'll be showing ;)

No nudie pics for public consumption :D

Ah, so there are nudie pictures, you just won't show them to us. I see. Can I see? Pretty please? ;)

Every vacation I've ever been on involves nudie pictures, most are stored somewhere safe, away from prying eyes. In other words, not on my computer, so don't even bother trying to look. ;)

What can I say, alcohol + Alty = removal of clothing.

Another beer M? ;)

Ah, so there are nudie pictures, you just won't show them to us. I see. Can I see? Pretty please? ;)

Every vacation I've ever been on involves nudie pictures, most are stored somewhere safe, away from prying eyes. In other words, not on my computer, so don't even bother trying to look. ;)

What can I say, alcohol + Alty = removal of clothing.

Another beer M? ;)

Hhhmmmmm... hope this is safe LOL :eek:

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So Angel, maybe now you can get your camera out! Alty be careful. You know he does hide in the shadows of the castle and knows all! Maybe the duckster will swoop down and cover you with a robe, in hopes you will not pursue to roast said Duck. LOL

Maybe I have hidden camera's in the castle Rebby ;)

Ok I need to go for the day folks , speak to you all tomorrow no doubt :)

Angel, I have no doubt you have cameras hidden. Why do you think I am always so cautious! You forget, we have known you for awhile now!!! Granted, you are still full of surprises but I had this one figured out when you posted the fridge. LOL I did tell Stringer the other day however that I am going to be, oh, something, what was it, stronger, more brave, help me out Stringer. I think my brain went to sleep before my body did tonight. Hear the Princess Roar!!! LOL LOL LOL Are ya scared yet??? Did anyone stand up and take notice?? Ok, I'll practice on my roar!

Rebbie, head up, shoulders back, you are brave!

Now, if you want to be really brave then join the duck and I at the pool, we're going skinny dipping with the cabana boys, I brought them over from the island, couldn't let them go down with the ship. :)

Night M. No peeking, unless you want to join us! :)

Naughty Alty has come out to play. Muwahahahahaha!

YES!!! I AM BRAVE. Well, okay, sort of brave, ah, oh goodness, cabana boys you say????? Ah, oh, ah.........well,........not that I'm not brave but you know I think I will use my braveness against the crock and gators and things that go bump in the night.......oh, I guess that includes cabana boys??? Educate me Alty!!! The Duck knows a little more history, like my "first job" in my life experience. If you ever read that, you will know you better educate me. But I am working on brave. I AM! Wanna hear me try that roar one more time...Ok...here goes...rrroar. The next one will be better! I think my "Roarer" is tired tonight. I was headed to bed earlier but you know how I love the castle.

I think M is sleeping so maybe he turned cameras off for the night, well, I might just take one little dip in the pool but will leave the cabana boys to you and the Duck. I will just enjoy the water and the moonlight! RRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!! How did that gator get in the pool......see, I told ya I could roar when I need to!!!! LOL Yep, took care of that gator. We will all have purses and shoes and belts to match in a few days!

A gator purse, love it! Wait, that was Fritzy, he's my favorite gator. Poor Fritzy, it's not his fault the hired hand didn't feed him.

Oh well, still like the idea of a purse and matching shoes, oooh and the belt.

Cabana boys, get us a drink, I'm in the mood for something pink, with an umbrella! :)

In the mood for something pink, eh? Me too.

Wait. Oh, with umbrella.. really? Wouldn't that cause some sort of a tear..

... oh wait. Drinks. Right. Got it.

I'm pooped out. Not thinking clearly. I'm out for the night!

Angel, I have no doubt you have cameras hidden. Why do you think I am always so cautious! You forget, we have known you for awhile now!!! Granted, you are still full of surprises but I had this one figured out when you posted the fridge. LOL I did tell Stringer the other day however that I am going to be, oh, something, what was it, stronger, more brave, help me out Stringer. I think my brain went to sleep before my body did tonight. Hear the Princess Roar!!! LOL LOL LOL Are ya scared yet??? Did anyone stand up and take notice?? Ok, I'll practice on my roar!

AAaaah... (thinking hard... )... I forgot...

in the mood for something pink, eh? me too.

wait. oh, with umbrella...? really? wouldn't that cause some sort of a tear...?

...oh wait. drinks. right. got it.

I'm pooped out. not thinking clearly. I'm out for the night!

Me too... head hurts... night.

in the mood for something pink, eh? me too.

wait. oh, with umbrella...? really? wouldn't that cause some sort of a tear...?

...oh wait. drinks. right. got it.

I'm pooped out. not thinking clearly. I'm out for the night!

You little devil! :p

Pink drinks, that's what girls drink, the umbrella is to keep the rain out!

I'm hitting the hay as well, before it hits me!

Goodnight everyone, take care! :)

Wow. This has GOT to be a record.

I come home from work and NO ONE has posted?!

... uh oh... alien abduction?

Put your hands behind your back, against the wall... you know the routine...

You have the right to an attorney...

All others are incarcerated in the cells below in the dungeon.

Now state your business here...

Wow, it's been slow here today. Anyone still here? Stringer? Sneezy?

How did you get out?

Out? What was I in?

Ha Ha... post # 83. Anyway, how are you?

Well, just a cheap attempt at some comedy to make you smile...

Later.. early call in the morning.

Night,

Stringer

You're going? But. :(

Okay, good night, I'll sit here, all alone, without a friend in the world, sitting in the corner, sucking my thumb.

Where is everyone anyway?

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Stop crying.. I'll stay for a moment... what would you like ot talk about?

And where is starduck... doesn't she live here anymore?

There is a great program on the History Channel now about ancient sunken cities, but I am recording it.

Did you leave me now?

Great, I just heard on the radio that we have a blizzard coming around midnight (in two hours)... NO more snow please!! The high temp tomorrow is to be -2 degrees.

Ok, looks like you all are gone... night.

Stringer

I'm still here, was just in my sexy place. :)

Go to bed Stringy, it's late, you have a early morning, you don't have to stay up just to keep me company, although I do appreciate it sweetie. :)

Good night now, tuck, tuck, and a kiss on the nose. :)

Stop crying..I'll stay for a moment...what would you like ot talk about?

And where is starduck...doesn't she live here anymore?

I don't think she's been on all day, I hope she's okay.

It's been yucky here in Canada lately, and it's always worse where Starby lives.

The wind is the killer, gets you every time, it hits you right to the bone.

Brrrrrrr. Thank goodness I have a fireplace. :)

It was in the high 60s here in atlanta all week. For two weeks after Christmas, I was wearing a long sleeve shirt. That was it.

Yesterday morning, I put on a button up shirt, step out the door, and BAM! In the 30s.

... what the heezy?

not as cold as up north, but you know... still got to complain =P

Oh waaa Sneezy. 30's? Suck it up!

It was -25 degrees celsius today with a wind shield of around -40. That's cold. Come on over, find out for yourself. Bring a jacket, scarf, hat, mitts, long underwear, fur lined boots, undershirt, sweater, fleece pants, hot pockets. Bring everything you own and then some and you might survive! :)

I got away! Big bad Sheriff had me tied in the dungeon! It was a nightmare I tell you! He took my into the torture chamber... and... and... it's just too painful to talk about!

On a better note... it was plus EIGHT here today! Nanananana! :p

Plus 8? How the heck did you manage that?

It was -25 here! Grrrrr! I want to call you bad names now. :(

Tell me about it! It's suppose to be in the plus temps all week! YEAY!! :p Funny there can be such a difference only a few hrs. away! Niki actually got to stay outside for most of the day today!. oh, and I found a treadmill for her today too!

I don't know the weather forcast here, I just know it's cold! Bah!

Well all I know is that now I have to make room in my fridge for beer, since it isn't staying cold outside! :( Hahahahaha!

Bite me!

:p :p :p :p :p

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Your little ray of sunshine isn't going to work.

Blah! :)

Haha! Cheeerrrzzzz!

I'm boooorrrreeeddd! Nothing on TV, no interesting questions, wide awake... blaaahhhh! ::whine, whine, sniff sniff::

Aw, poor Starby.

Got to go, I tired, so sleepy, got to sleep.

Night Starby!

:( Sure sure... bail on me then! LOL! Nitey night!

Gosh, it took me a while to remember the magic words. Phew... that was hard at my age, but I made it.

I miss all you guys and gals and want you to know that I am still here, just a little handicapped and busy. My bruddy will be here tomorrow and I am so excited - and worried that something will go wrong - oh well, that's just the way life goes..

I heard that some of my children have been 'stalked' and harassed. You just keep me informed of this creep's activities and I will include it to the list that is growing on him. You know that when I no longer am tied down to this planet that I will have my list with me and boy will I have fun spooking - as a matter of fact, I'm looking forward to it. So, all I have to say to those who bother MY kids, is keep it up and you'll regret it. Yup, my babies, you guessed it, Momma C does have a little mean streak in her. My Chinese Horoscope Sign is TIGER. Now combine a Tiger and a Mother and what you get is a mean combination when her kids are threatened.

So, my babes, you keep on having all the fun you want, and don't worry about a thing.

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Introducing our newest pet.. need a name for him (or her) didn't look yet...

Can someone please explain why this thread was closed??

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I see no abusive language or anything inappropriate here. Who's in charge here?

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Could it be because it's such an old thread? Possibly?

Duuuh, thanks Sneezy for helping me out here. I just now noticed that hardrock.. posted on an old thread and didn't look further down. Must be my old age creeping up on me.
Not a bad subject though.. maybe I might start a new one.

I just love the way you kids watch out for me..



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Got to run... off to work, glad I saw you... HUGS!

Ok, before X-mas Stringer promised to send me pictures of his outdoor decorations. Well, he did, but from scanned pictures, so it was hard working on the resolution. But, I finally made it and was able to place some chosen ones onto a larger image... so I hope you can get an idea of what his place looked like all in lights. Better late, than never..

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You are just soooo busy lately, and so am I, but we'll cross paths again soon.

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I hope you folks can see a little of the X-mas outside decorations from Stringer. I did my best, but he sent such little-itty-bitty pics that I could not make them come out any better. He still has his photos printed out and if he has them on a computer, they are scanned 4 on a page. I think I need to take a trip to Chicago and give him some lessons on how to work with graphics, but I think I'll wait till the snow season is way gone. I heard about Chicago and it's winters... no thanks.

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Found a new free program called PhotoSketcher and it's cool. It's simple enough for kids to play with, so if interested, Google it and try it out... it's fun.

My Bruddy is coming tomorrow!! I'm mixed with so many emotions that I don't think I can sleep tonight. Wish me luck that all goes well, please!

Your Chery

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Chery love the new photsketcher, kind of miss the smilies though, but Starby's doing her best to keep us in smilies. ;)

I'm so happy your brother is coming, I hope you have tons of fun with him. Family is so important, seeing loved ones brings so much joy.

I miss you Momma C, you're part of my family now, and you bring me lots of joy.

Okay, that was mushy, on to the fun stuff. I think the new pet should be named Sneezy, because he's not here that often and this way we won't forget him. :)

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You are just soooo busy lately, and so am I, but we'll cross paths again soon.

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I hope you folks can see a little of the X-mas outside decorations from Stringer. I did my best, but he sent such little-itty-bitty pics that I could not make them come out any better. He still has his photos printed out and if he has them on a computer, they are scanned 4 on a page. I think I need to take a trip to Chicago and give him some lessons on how to work with graphics, but I think I'll wait till the snow season is way gone. I heard about Chicago and it's winters... no thanks.

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Found a new free program called PhotoSketcher and it's cool. It's simple enough for kids to play with, so if interested, google it and try it out... it's fun.

My Bruddy is coming tomorrow!!!!!!!! I'm mixed with so many emotions that I don't think I can sleep tonight. Wish me luck that all goes well, please!

Your Chery

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Sorry that I made it more difficult hon with the pictures.. ."old dog...new tricks?"

I know that you are tickled pink aren't you? YOu will have a great time with your brother I am sure.

Stringer

Hey everyone!

The alligators have been fed (I tossed the hired hand in to the mote) the cabana boys are lounging naked in the field (I have pictures!) and the duck is pruning her feather in her room (yes feather, she's molting!)

Anyway, I just thought I'd stop in and say hi! As the queen I feel it's my duty to inform you of the goings on in the castle. Consider yourselves informed.

Hey everyone!

The alligators have been fed (I tossed the hired hand in to the mote) the cabana boys are lounging naked in the field (I have pictures!) and the duck is pruning her feather in her room (yes feather, she's molting!)

Anywho, I just thought I'd stop in and say hi! As the queen I feel it's my duty to inform you of the goings on in the castle. Consider yourselves informed.

Thank you.

Hey stringer how you doing, those were some cool pics of the lights

hey stringer how ya doin, those were some cool pics of the lights

Well thank you. And I am fine, stressing a lot about business but it needs to be done...

It took a lot of work but it was worth it, I think. Chery is right the pictures themselves were not great and really didn't capture it like I hoped it would.

AND, they are still up! The weather here has been around 3-4 degrees for a high each day and we had a blizzard today too. It may be Easter before anything is removed and packed away...

Bear's here! Hey little Bear, how are you?

I'm sure you'll get the chance to take them down eventually, but still in the mean time they look great

Hey alty I'm OK, mostly, how about yourself hope your doing good

I'm okay, not great, but hanging in. :)

I've got the hiccups, I'm drinking milk! This is what happens when you stop drinking beer!:eek:

Lol tut tut that will never do, I guess ill have to try and drink double to bring up your slack :D

I'm okay, not great, but hanging in. :)

I've got the hiccups, I'm drinking milk! This is what happens when you stop drinking beer!:eek:

That's what happens when you drink the hard stuff (milk). Maybe half milk-half beer... whatcha think?

Altenweg and Starbuck8 turn on the Science Channel; pretty good show about Canada... starts now.

To be honest stringer that sounds utterly disgusting, the milk/ber combo not the show lol

to be honest stringer that sounds utterly disgusting, the milk/ber combo not the how lol

I know, but does she... ha ha... NO Alty don't do it!! It WILL make you sick! And we like you tooooo much to have you throwing up on the desk... hee hee... seriously.

Albear, like the sig :)

As long as you're quoting Gary Jules, and now Tears for Fears. That was way too upbeat for what it was, lol.

Thanks chris, yea I found the tears for fears one too upbeat as well I prefer the gary jules one myself.

Quick question what is it about the line that you like

Bear... that is like your first sig... DO WE REALLY NEED TO GO BACK IN TIME? HUGS BEAR HUGS BEAR HUGS BEAR... HUGS!

Swings and roundabouts starty :)
How are you anyhoo, great I hope
And what's with the capitols attack hugs :)

Thatsright... attack hugs cause I just love attacking you;) Plus, I am not there to take you out and kick your butt (pretend I can) at pool, so what else can I do... Oh wait... here
Ptchewwwww ptcheww... Wheres the tiger... and
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OH YEAH LOVE... you know you like it!:):)

I am not going to click on those links... no matter how tempting they may be to click on...
Note to self (remeber what happened last time, remember that pain) :D
Wheres that tiger, bang bang (damm it I need to go watch that video now)
Maybe if I offer truce HUGS you'll stop tormenting me for today lol

OK... I always love a good torment... gosh, you gave up toooo easy;)
Miss you bear. Looks as though I just got here, gulped down some pizza and now that my 14 year old has informed me of a basketball game with his really old school and his now current school... I have to leave and take him... GOSH DARN IT!

WAIT! It doesn't start till 7... I am all good!

Well I had no way of fighting back this time,but ill get you back for this :D
Miss you too, we hardly get to chat like we used too, damm time differences lol

Oh I've noticed this on a few sigs what does BCBW mean?

Hmmm... I thought you were smarter than that... whatchewgot? No way of fighting back... Hmmph!

STRINGER! I just went back and looked at the pics. Absolutely wonderful, YOU REALLY KNOW CHRISTMAS! I knew it:) I love the one of you and Marta too:):)

(good job Chery)

Well I didn't want to insult your pool playing capabilities too much so I thought id leave them be but if your going to insist, I'm sorry but the facts are clear id clearly kick YOUR arse at pool no ifs ands or buts :D

Hmmmph... only if you drank enough... and how would you feel when Starty Pants had to carry you to your cab... so... if you don't drink you would totally stink at pool and then I would kick your arse... How about that my leeetle far away fren from far far away?

I said that last part with my bestest deepest, foreign voice ever!

Hmmmmm that is a good point you have there, don't drin and loose which you won't ever let me forget or drink and win, but then starty will be in charge, hmmmmm
Well I trust you so id go for the win :D
Also that was a brilliant foreign accent if I may say so :D

Thanks;)
I would let you win cause you are younger... so either way you won't be a real winner;) Bwwwahahahahahahahaha
Ptchewwwww... I gotchewwwwww

Yeah you say that lol remember how I beat you at connect four :D
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LOVE IT BEAR... I can imagine myself doing that all the time. Wait, I do do that... all the time;)
I bought myself a key chain sized cap gun and a miniature tiny itty bitty knife, You have to witness me using them, it is to die for;) Hugs bear
I sCARED THE CRAP Out of THE GUY I WORK WITH... I PUT A LITTLE CAP IN MY GUN AND bang GOT HIM GOOD ABOUT TWO INCHES AWAY FROM HIS EAR... WOOPS caps LOCK...

yeah you say that lol remember how i beat you at connect four :D
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Ha hahahahaha I got to say Bear... good video for the moment... Start you're up!! :D

I got to take Grady... be back;) Night bear if you end up falling asleep. Sweet dreams! Hugs!

Thanks start, appreciated.

Ha hahahahaha I gotta say Bear...good video for the moment....Start you're up!!!!!!!:D

If you missed my post... I LOVED YOUR DECORATIONS! Hugs

Lmao brilliant, wish id have been there to see him jump out of his skin. :D
Awww starty what's with all the hugs you can't have missed me that much, I'm not that missable :)


Thanks stringer that's what me an start are on about when we say wheres that tiger or shoot each other lol

lmao brilliant, wish id have been there to see him jump out of his skin. :D
awww starty whats with all the hugs you can't have missed me that much, im not that missable :)

I just love having you as a friend... and yes bear, you are fun and I miss you when you aren't around;) HUGS!

Awwww thanks start, cya later, hugs

If you missed my post....I LOVED YOUR DECORATIONS!! Hugs

Thanks start, very much appreciated.

lmao brilliant, wish id have been there to see him jump out of his skin. :D
awww starty whats with all the hugs you can't have missed me that much, im not that missable :)


thanks stringer thats what me an start are on about when we say wheres that tiger or shoot each other lol

OK, Now I get it...

Hi stringer sorry to leave you alone but my bed is telling me to go to sleep, and that's not a good sign when inanimate objects start talking to you, but it does use a very persuasive tone of voice and I just can't help myself :D g'night, later mate

Doing OK Bear, thanks.

I too have to go, Marta is now back in college (University) and she asked me to help her with some literature... so she is now standing behind me... sooooooo if I know what is good for me... I have to go my friend... later K?

Yep sure cya later say hi to marta for me and good luck with the course :)

Yep. Good night everyone.

... anyone here?

Night guys;)

And "good night Mrs Cavendish, wherever you are..."

-Jimmy Durante

Night folks...

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::burp::

Just ate a late night dinner...

What's everyone doing?

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Hey everyone! I didn't have time yesterday to come in here, I found the SMAPO thread and spend 10 min on it. I've got to run now. See you later gators! :)

Gosh, it took me a while to remember the magic words. Phew...that was hard at my age, but I made it.

I miss all you guys and gals and want you to know that I am still here, just a little handicapped and busy. My bruddy will be here tomorrow and I am so excited - and worried that something will go wrong - oh well, that's just the way life goes..

I heard that some of my children have been 'stalked' and harassed. You just keep me informed of this creep's activities and I will include it to the list that is growing on him. You know that when I no longer am tied down to this planet that I will have my list with me and boy will I have fun spooking - as a matter of fact, I'm looking forward to it. So, all I have to say to those who bother MY kids, is keep it up and you'll regret it. Yup, my babies, you guessed it, Momma C does have a little mean streak in her. My Chinese Horoscope Sign is TIGER. Now combine a Tiger and a Mother and what you get is a mean combination when her kids are threatened.

So, my babes, you keep on having all the fun you want, and don't worry about a thing.


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Introducing our newest pet.. need a name for him (or her) didn't look yet...

Whew! I'm glad you remembered the magic password Momma! But you could have used your Golden Key! You didn't lose it did you? Don't let that Sheriff or the Deputy get a hold of that! :eek: You're the only one with the magical key to the Castle!

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I know you will have a great time with "Bruddy" Cher! Nothing is going to go wrong! :cool: We are all going to be sending good vibes your way! You just relax and have wonderful time with him and the rest of your family.

Don't worry about our stalker dude! We'll kick butt! LOL! Momma Tiger takes care of her cubs! How about a spooky song to scare them off?

YouTube - Spooky Little Girl Like You (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8l4c2yOM4s)

I think our dragon friend should be called "Spook!" How's that? Sometimes spook is a fire breathing momma dragon, and sometime she's cuddly momma dragon!

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Can someone please explain why this thread was closed??????

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I see no abusive language or anything inappropriate here. Who's in charge here?

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I don't know why they would have closed that Cher?? Hmmm! Other threads have been left open a lot longer! :rolleyes:

quick question what is it about the line that you like

Sheesh you guys were busy last night! Lol. (He replied, a few pages later)

Nothing specific to that line, but the whole song together. The song has a lot of feeling to it. Which is another reason I don't like the tears for fears version. The singing style definitely doesn't match the lyrics, lol.

Morning friends!;) Hope you are all great. I need to wake up a bit!

Yea we did go on abit didn't we... start
Hi all hope your all well
Yea I didn't much care for the tears for fears version either chris

Yes we did... ;)
I am tired... I want to go be lazy:(

Awwww boo hoo, well ill tell you what ill relax plenty for the both of us then lol in my nice comfy chair with the heater on next to me and watch a movie or two :D

GGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
That's it, you just got me back for everything I have done to you:) Stinker, I need to be doing that... NOW! Be back, I got to get reay at least. HMMMPH!

Lol hehe told you :D
Okies cya later starty pants :)

Movie time? Which movie? I'm in! :)

Hi alty I was going to go with monty python and the holy grail for starters lol
How are you today

Ooo... great movie :)

"And the people REJOICED!!!! yay."

Hi HC,yeah tis a classic, one of my favourites :D
How are you today

Have a great day all! Hugs... gotta go in a hurry now... unexpected stuff

Okies cya later start, have a great day, hope the unexpected thing isn't a bad one :)

I could do Monty Python (watch the movie I mean) is there popcorn with lots of butter? I need butter, and beer! :)

Bye Starty.

Hi Chicky! :)

Lol you're a reet alky aren't you alty isn't it before midday in canada?
Alkyalty lol

Hi Alty :)

Hey HC is here! HI HC!

Lol... Hi Resty. :) Yes, I'm here.

How has the new job been going? I haven't been around lately to find out :)

lol your a reet alky arent ya alty isnt it before midday in canada?
alkyalty lol

It's always noon somewhere Bear. No, I don't drink until dinner time, and I really don't drink as much as it seems. I usually have a beer with dinner, sometimes one after, sometimes not at all. What can I say, I like beer, not because of the alcohol, but the taste. Okay, now I'm defending myself, isn't that a bad sign? :eek:;)

Hey Retsy, how are you?

Chicky, I've missed you girl. Do you realize that we started this whole thing with our little chats over a year ago? Look how it's grown. Wow, we're good. ;)

Hey alty :) Doin' fine.

It was you two who started all these little chats? It caught on fast :)

Yes, we started talking in an old thread of mine, "what would you do if you won the lottery" then Chicky opened the first coffee house and it grew from there. Of course, back then, it would take a while before a thread closed, now we usually last a month before we hit 1500.

Lol. I think the first one I remember was a restaurant. Maybe a pub. How did we manage to get to castles?

It's always noon somewhere Bear. No, I don't drink until dinner time, and I really don't drink as much as it seems. I usually have a beer with dinner, sometimes one after, sometimes not at all. What can I say, I like beer, not because of the alcohol, but the taste. Okay, now I'm defending myself, isn't that a bad sign? :eek:;)

Nah you don't need to go on the defensive lol I'm just poking fun :D every one likes a beer every now and again, and if they don't they should its good for them :D

lol. I think the first one I remember was a restaurant. Maybe a pub. How did we manage to get to castles?

First one I remember was the pink and black series started by starty way back when lol

Yes, Starty had a P&B thing going on, then Chicky and I started ours, and somewhere along the way we combined the two so that everyone could chat in one place. It was getting too confusing going back and forth between the two, I never knew where I was or who I was talking to. ;)

The castle was Starby and my idea, we liked the idea of a gloomy scary castle where we could rule as Queens and boss everyone around. Of course, somehow it didn't work out that way. Starby is a duck because of Starty, which is fine because that's where I got the idea for my children's book, and now we're trying to catch her and cook her.

You just never know what's going to happen next. :)

nah you dont need to go on the defensive lol im just poking fun :D every one likes a beer every now and again, and if they dont they should its good for them :D

Beer is the nectar of the Gods! :D

Beer is the nectar of the Gods! :D

Agreed, most deffinetly :D


we liked the idea of a gloomy scary castle where we could rule as Queens and boss everyone around.
Why am I not supprised :D nah but seriously these are great threads to make new friends, keep in tough with the old and have a nice chat with one another:)
... ok guys I'm going to have to go for a bit cya'll later :)

Hello there.

Quick checking in.

Have to step out for a buncha errands... be back in a few hours.

Resty - the job is going well. Can't believe I've been here six months. It is a dream job! :)

Yup, Alty and I are the culprits!

I've missed you too, Alty! It's been really busy around here and I have two write two magazines by the end of the month, so I'm in for another crazy few weeks! :)

I just can't believe how many people I consider friends on this site. Never thought it would happen, never thought I'd let down my guard enough to care about a bunch of people I'll likely never meet in person.

Its cool, isn't it. :) I love it, too!

Our Sneezy stopped by and then left?

Sneezy! Where are you? Come back! :)

I should be cleaning, but I can't seem to leave. :(

first one i remember was the pink and black series started by starty way back when lol

Yeah Bear, that was my first too about a year and a half ago. That was where I met you too.

Hey Alty, miss you too, but will contact you via email now and then when I feel good. I wonder if our Sneezy will like our pet named after him? I guess we'll find out soon enough. The smiley program I have now is PostSmile and it has smilies too, but I thought I'd try out some of the new ones. I was able to copy the graphics from my old program, so I still have my 'original' gray-haired grandma and my girls with the winks as this new program allows me to copy from anywhere and create my own too.
The photosketcher that I talked about is a real program that makes paintings and sketches out of your original photographs with just a few clicks... kind of fun to look and see how our puppy might look in a painting... and then you can save or print. Not bad for a free program. And I sure am glad that you let your guard down - it gave me a chance to get to know you sweets. All of you are super people!


Stringer, sorry about the snow job (haha) - I just bet it's having fun with your arthritis too. It is snowing anew here and my brother will need some warm clothes - Vegas does not carry heavy sweaters yet, although it just recently snowed there. I got my days and dates mixed up - he's coming tomorrow (Thursday), so another day of nervousness, but things will be just fine. Sascha just cleaned his apartment for him and gave me the key, so my bruddy will be warm and comfy and have cable TV too - when he's not with me across the walkway. The first picture I'm taking of him is at the train station after the long flight and train ride, he'll be crispy! Aren't I mean?

Albear, you are the missable type, I've missed you too!

You guys and gals are so fast, I've so many pages to catch up to, so if I missed anyone, it was not on purpose.

Thanks, Starty... you know I'm always up for a graphic challenge. And, I love Stringer's pictures - he has so much fun on Halloween and Christmas. Wonder what he's going to do for Easter... I can imaging one giant Bunny and know Alty would just love that. AND, I too am curious about what 'BCBW' in your signature means, so cough it up already and don't leave us in suspense!

Starby, Thanks for reminding me of the key, I had it hid so well it took me hours to find it - I hid it in one of my many crystal balls and will keep it safe, promise. I'm not worried about my 'babes' because I know they (you) can all take care of yourselves, it's just that I sometimes feel too 'motherly'. Spook is a cute name for our new dragon, also one of my favorite words. OK, now you tell us what BCBW means, please, if Ms Starty Pants forgets to tell us.

Glad you made it back Jerry... lost some bucks (only blubucks) at the site you turned me on to, but it's kind of fun. I can't believe some of the questions and the spelling on some. But, I guess each site has it's whachos.

Wow, Chris, you have not aged in the last 4 years.. still the cute kid. If you don't check in on the castle a few times a day, you wind up missing a lot, or going way back to catch up - these guys are so fast.

I actually managed to say hi to all and speak to a few of you without writing a book. This will probably have to do until after my bruddy flies out next week. So, love and hugs to you all and have a good time at the castle!
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Hi Chery! Bye Chery!

*sniff* *sniff* No hellos from Momma C for Little Ol' Me... *sniff* ;)

*sniff* *sniff* No hellos from Momma C for Little Ol' Me..... *sniff* ;)

Didn't mean it, honest chicky! I'm glad you like your job - sounds challenging. Hope you received the coloring book via email too - let me know dear. Your little one might be too young, but you can save them for later.


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Just thought id fly through...

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Didn't mean it, honest chicky!. I'm glad you like your job - sounds challenging. Hope you received the coloring book via email too - let me know dear. Your little one might be too young, but you can save them for later.


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No little ones here, Momma dear! :)

Yay. I got a Hi! :D *sigh* I'm good now. :)

Just trying to give you guys a smile...

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Is anyone reading these... I can stop you know... yes I can, it will take some willpower, but I can...

HI Chery, I can feel your excitement about your brother coming tomorrow, I am so glad for you.

I don't usually do too much for Easter, just a few things that I put around, nothing outside though. Basically Halloween and Christmas. And it looks like this weekend is out too with the snow and 0 temperatures.

Can't wait to see your pictures from this upcoming week... Yeah... AND what does BCBW really mean?

BCBW - Boom Chicka Bow WOW!! :) AKA... Pink power!

Hmmm... I was going with "Big Chickens Beat Wolves"

Lol... not... quite. :)

Mr Bean (Albear I think that you will like this one)...

I think it is hilarious...

(No one requested that I stop... )

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Yeah Bear, that was my first too about a year and a half ago. That was where I met you too.

Yea seems like ages ago, good memories :)


Albear, you are the missable type, I've missed ya too!

Awww thanks Chery, wishing you all the best :)


Ahhh so that's what BCBW means

Kids...don't ya wish we had their view on life?


I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shouted from the back seat, 'Mommy, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.'

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone.. The girl answered with 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.. She's hitting the bottle.'

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers, and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit.'
'And why not, darling?' he asked. She replied, 'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk!'

A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. 'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out. 'What have you got there, dear?' she asked. With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's Adam's underwear!'

Just thought id fly through.....

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Uhhh... you are pretty;) Fly through more often hot mama!! :eek:

CBW, BCBW! ;)

Someone's flashing in the castle! I think the guys appreciate it, ah, who am I kidding, I peeked too. ;)

Hi kids!

Well guys and gals, it looks like I'll be spending a lot more time in the afternoons on AMHD for a little while. My car is a lost cause... its going to cost between $1,500 and $2,500 to fix. It isn't worth that much.

Just got to figure out how to tow it home from the mechanic. Time to go car hunting...

Well guys and gals, it looks like I'll be spending a lot more time in the afternoons on AMHD for a little while. My car is a lost cause....its going to cost between $1,500 and $2,500 to fix. It isn't worth that much.

Just gotta figure out how to tow it home from the mechanic. Time to go car hunting...

With the economy as it is, you should find some pretty good deals.

Stringer

Sorry Rets... that really sucks... but just think, you could SPRING CLEAN or WRITE a book... or well, I have lots of ideas! :) Let me know if you need my Yoga stuff link... LOL:)

Morning... off to the I think 11th appt to the dentist in 60 days... I feel like him and I are best friends, but I have to pay all the time... GEEZE~!

CBW, BCBW! ;)

Someones flashing in the castle! I think the guys appreciate it, ah, who am I kidding, I peeked too. ;)

Hi kids!

Hahahahaha id so kill to have a figure like that again I can dream right ;)

Me too... I am working on it though...

Giggle it would take thousends of pounds to make me like that ;)

It would take a miracle BOW TECH GYM to get me to look like that... all I got is myself, so wish me some big ole FARKIN luck! LMAO
Off to the dentist with Jett... of course he has cavities... anyone who doesn't, never enjoyed their childhood... JUST KIDDING! Bye for now lovelies!

Pppfffttttt fantastic I must have a dam farkin fantastic childhood then my teeth are shot to bits hahahahaha that really made me chuckle..

Meeeee to Gosh!

No little ones here, Momma dear! :)

Yay. I got a Hi! :D *sigh* I'm good now. :)
Sorry honey, I got it mixed up then... boy, that is happening a lot lately - glad you set me straight and hope I didn't hurt your feelings. You can still pass the one I sent you on to some needy kids.


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I have needy kids...
Mom, I need my wash done
Mom, can you help me with my homework
Mom, can you unbutton my pants... HURRY!
Mom, Can you make me something to eat?
Mom, can you play a game with me while we wait for the food to cook
Mom, how can you love someone as much as I love you... I know, AWWWW
MOM, I need money, can you give me some?
Mom, can you... lots of needy kids here;)
Hugs Chery!

Hi Momma! How is everything? Having a good time with "Bruddy?" I betcha you had a really good day!

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Hi you Starbs, what's happenin'?

Hey Starty girl! Just hangin 'round! Am phychin myself up to actually get into the shower today, so I can go out on these icy roads! How you doing?

Just woke up from not feeling so good... Yuck.
GET IN THE SHOWER LADY!

Hi all
Hope your feeling better start

Starby, get in the shower, I can smell you from here! Jeesh! ;)

(sniff)... (sniff)... what is that?

Smelly duck by the smell of things

Stinky little duck, she needs a bath. I've got a pot full of hot water ready, come on ducky, hop in, close your little duck eyes and relax for a few hours. No worries, I'll keep guard to make sure nothing happens. :)

Hiya!

Hiya!

smelly duck by the smell of things

Heeyyyy!! Ducky not smelly! Ducky smells perty! I went for a dip in the pond! I think it was the Sheriff's arm pits you were a smellin!. and little bunnies look all cute and innocent, but they are stinky tooo! That Starty girl spends all day in her armour... she's all schweaty when she climbs out of that!. and Bears smell like fish! :eek:

Bear smells like fish?

As for the bunny comment, I don't smell, I clean daily, I roll around in my wood shavings and I use a litter box. Ducks just poo wherever they want to!

Besides, the pond is stinky, that's why you're stinky too. Yup, it's you, stinky ducky! :)

Bunnies have droppings.

Ducks... squirt? Right?

Anyway, I think I'm done at the coffee shop... I'm headed home. Ciao ladies.

Bear smells like fish?

As for the bunny comment, I don't smell, I clean daily, I roll around in my wood shavings and I use a litter box. Ducks just poo wherever they want to!

Besides, the pond is stinky, that's why you're stinky too. Yup, it's you, stinky ducky! :)

Who didn't clean the pond? I believe that is Sneezers job? :rolleyes: I only poo on the bunnies head when she's sleeping! :p... and I don't squirt you big fat liar head!

(Sniff) I repeat... I think it isn't really a bad smell... nooooo it smells good like roasted duck with that crispy skin... man am I hungry!

Ducky's skin is all dried out! I needed my feathers for protection against the harsh weather! Now I'm one tough Ducky! No amount of basting will help I tell you... none! It's all yer fault that I'm plucking plucked!

Come here 'lil ducky, yes come over here. Let me help you, sit down here on this little round pillow and rest. What is that, I didn't hear you... oh, what is that little string/candle coming out of the pillow and why does it feel like a pot below it? You say it looks like a fuse? It's nothing, nothing I tell you. Do you want to drink this gravy, it tastes really delicious. Here, let me light this candle for you, I know that you like candles... are you comfy?

What is that you asked? What is burning... burning? I don't know, maybe it is the candle?

Pay no attention to the little string that is burning, it's nothing.. NOooooo it isn't a fuse, no way... no way...

The pillow is getting hot? NOoooooo I think that you are just imagining it... What is the clock/timer beside your pillow? I don't know who put that there. Maybe Alty left it there when she was here visiting?

You say that you smell something cooking? Awwww, is that why you have that cute worried look of fear on that cute ducky face? Well don't even worry aboot anything hon... no, here I can put this new fangled gadget on top of you to keep you warm... Yes I know it looks like a lid... but just relax... will you? You are among (very hungry) friends now... close your eyes hon, everything will be fine... soon.

QUACK! The Sheriff has tied my legs together with string! I knew Stringer was a cover name! He's the Stringman!. the evil keeper of the String! He wants to truss me! HELP! I wondered why he always has mint jelly in his pockets! He said that it was a bug repellant!. and he said the cranberries were food for the deer... and that big thermometer was for giants!. and that big syringe? I haven't seen any giants in the castle! Nope... haven't seen them! I think the Sheriff is corrupting the ladies of our castle! He can't be trusted!

Stringer, did you get her? Are we having roast duck today? I can make all the side dishes, but I don't want to go to the trouble unless I know for sure we're having duck!

Oh darn, I can almost taste it, my mouth is watering. I WANT ROAST DUCK!!

Well I will tell you... this is the LOUDEST Duck I have EVER heard! She is cooking now, but she has the highest pitch scream that I have ever heard!! I am standing here with my fingers in my ears!! But you are right... smells great! Another hour or so.. . and DINNER!