I want you to know that in my crystal ball ..you are all there and I see a great future for you.I will find some Wang for you if you want it!

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh257/highcrow/display_1600516.jpg

Another great picture, but ill pass on the wang thanks :D

I want you to know that in my crystal ball ..you are all there and I see a great future for you.I will find some Wang for you if you want it!

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh257/highcrow/display_1600516.jpg

Those are beautiful paintings!

You are going to find me some Wang?. are you sure this is safe? ROFLMAO! Oh geeezzz... I'm going to fall off my chair I'm laughing so hard!

I though you wanted wang.. afterall you did ask.;)

I don't think I should be gatekeeper because I am here so infrequently.. I select you!! :D

The Duck says Artsy (I've decided, since you didn't let me know, lol) is the new "Keeper of the Gate"

However, this does come with certain duties! You are also in charge of feeding the Crocs! I hear one of our trusty Castle people got bit in the A$$ today, because someone neglected to feed them!!

Someone??

Well it is a Saturday night, after all! What else would a girl want? -------I have no idea what that meant... Hahahaha!

Someone?????

Yesss... someone! It wasn't meee! I wasn't on Croc Duty today! Check the schedule! :rolleyes:

Artsy, it is against my religion to guard Crocs! They don't like Ducks! I don't want to befall the fate of our last person who hap-hazzardly (sp?) tried to swim across the moat!

Starbuck8.. darlin,you are the new gatekeeper. I can appoint you right... Good,I am sure you will be better at it as I am 54 and too old to mind anything but my aches and pains. :)

Starbuck8..darlin,you are the new gatekeeper. I can appoint you right...Good,I am sure you will be better at it as I am 54 and too old to mind anything but my aches and pains. :)

Coincidentally that's what the crocs are called 'aches' and 'pains' :D

Did I hear pizza and beer? Where do I sign up? :)

Artlady, you're pictures are gorgeous, you are very talented, now I understand your username. You are definitely an art lady. :)

Starby, the minion that was on croc duty fell in the moat and was eaten, I was trying to keep it a secret, I didn't want to scare away other potential croc feeders. Maybe we can get Sneezy to do it, just bat your little duck eyes and ask nicely. ;)

Artsy, I like it, but why do I automatically want to say "Artsy fartsy"? Maybe that's a bad thing. Perhaps we should come up with another nickname, I can't get this out of my head, and now I've planted it into yours. :D

Starbuck8..darlin,you are the new gatekeeper. I can appoint you right...Good,I am sure you will be better at it as I am 54 and too old to mind anything but my aches and pains. :)

I think we should tell you our nicknames.

Starbuck8 is Starby
Altenweg is Alty
Albear is Bear
Startover22 is Starty
Stringer is Stringer (how did that happen?) :eek:
ISneezefunny is Sneezy
Friend4U is M (We don't know why) ;)
Historian Chick is Chicky
Chery is MommaC
JRebel is Rebbie
Talaniman is Tal

Darnit, who am I missing? I know I'm missing someone.

Starbuck8..darlin,you are the new gatekeeper. I can appoint you right...Good,I am sure you will be better at it as I am 54 and too old to mind anything but my aches and pains. :)

But... but... you do know that the Sheriff of this County has long ago turned me into a Duck right? He's stripped me of all but one lonely tail feather! :( I can't afford to lose anymore! I be nakie then! I've tried feather replacement therapy and everything! I'm an arthritic Duck with no more lining! The Crocs look at me and lick their lips! Ducky scareded! :p The Sheriff is MEAN I tell you! He will put me out in the cold! He already makes me sleep in the dungeon. I hear strange voices down there. I think it's the Sheriff playing tricks on me. :eek:

But...but...you do know that the Sheriff of this County has long ago turned me into a Duck right? He's stripped me of all but one lonely tail feather! :( I can't afford to lose anymore! I be nakie then!! I've tried feather replacement therapy and everything! I'm an arthritic Duck with no more lining!! The Crocs look at me and lick their lips! Ducky scareded! :p The Sheriff is MEAN I tell ya! He will put me out in the cold! He already makes me sleep in the dungeon. I hear strange voices down there. I think it's the Sheriff playing tricks on me. :eek:

Actually Starby, Starty is the one who turned you into a duck, The Sheriff just plucked your feathers. Remember? We're Canducks! :p

I think we should tell you our nicknames.

Starbuck8 is Starby
Altenweg is Alty
Albear is Bear
Startover22 is Starty
Stringer is Stringer (how did that happen?) :eek:
ISneezefunny is Sneezy
Friend4U is M (We don't know why) ;)
Historian Chick is Chicky
Chery is MommaC
JRebel is Rebbie
Talaniman is Tal

Darnit, who am I missing? I know I'm missing someone.

Correction albear is 'superawesomebabemagnet' :D
You forgot unky
Wait I think were still forgetting some people

correction albear is 'superawesomebabemagnet' :D

That's way too long Bear, sorry, it won't fly! :D

That's way too long Bear, sorry, it won't fly! :D

It was worth a try :)

Alty I want to say artsy fartsy too! I don't know why that just cracks me up.Blame it on Starby,it was her decision.. but Ill keep it!

Thanks for my comps on my graphic work, just a fun pastime.

That's more than a past time if you ask me. I'm a painter too, I work in oils and walls. ;) I'm trying to get into water color but I've never done it before. Hubby bought me some good water color paints now I just need some water color paper and away I go. Maybe I'll become an abstract painter, I have a feeling that anything I do in water color will look abstract no matter how hard I try. ;)

it was worth a try :)

It was Bear. How about this.

Bodacious.eager.attractive.rogue? See, that speels B.e.a.r. :D

correction albear is 'superawesomebabemagnet' :D
you forgot unky
wait i think were still forgetting some people

I love it!! :D:D:D:D

It was Bear. How about this.

Bodacious.eager.attractive.rogue? See, that speels B.e.a.r. :D

I could live wit that :D

I think we should tell you our nicknames.

Starbuck8 is Starby
Altenweg is Alty
Albear is Bear
Startover22 is Starty
Stringer is Stringer (how did that happen?) :eek:
ISneezefunny is Sneezy
Friend4U is M (We don't know why) ;)
Historian Chick is Chicky
Chery is MommaC
JRebel is Rebbie
Talaniman is Tal

Darnit, who am I missing? I know I'm missing someone.

You missed::

Big Bird---Biggie
Unknown---Unky
Chris... Retsy (couldn't remember how to spell his username, lol)
Friend is also Batman (I guess that's just me)
Jesus Helper... Joe

... now I've probably missed some too!

You missed::

Big Bird---Biggie
Unknown---Unky
Chris...Retsy (couldn't remember how to spell his username, lol)
Friend is also Batman (I guess that's just me)
Jesus Helper...Joe

...now I've probably missed some too!

Darnit, I knew I missed someone but I didn't realize I missed all of those.

Aren't there more? Some of them haven't checked into the castle yet, but they will, I know they will.

Oh

Curlybenswife = CBW

That's not a great nickname, we should come up with something better. Wifey? CurlyB? Beny? I'm at a loss. :(

She wouldn't like it... CBW has to stay;)

Okay, CBW it is. :)

It was Bear. How about this.

Bodacious.eager.attractive.rogue? See, that speels B.e.a.r. :D

How about Bearalicious Bopping Bobblehead! Heehee! :D

How about Bearalicious Bopping Bobblehead! Heehee! :D

Oooh, that has possibilites. :D

BBB, hee, hee, Love It! :cool:

How about Bearalicious Bopping Bobblehead! Heehee! :D

That's pushing your luck delectable dinner ducky

Hahahhahahahaha, you guys

thats pushing your luck delectable dinner ducky

Hee, hee, Starby's always wanted to be a triple D. :p

Lmao only you would pick up on that alty :D

thats pushing your luck delectable dinner ducky

:eek:... running!. very hard to fly you know!

lmao only you would pick up on that alty :D

I know. Sad, isn't it? :eek:

:eek:......running!!!....very hard to fly ya know!

Aww don't be scared starby, my bark is worse than my bite :) so to speak

Lol alty it makes us laugh and that's never a bad thing :)

aww dont be scared starby, my bark is worse than my bite :) so to speak

Bears don't bark, they growl! :D

Starby, stop running, that little naked ducky butt isn't a pretty site when it's jiggling
Back and forth. Now I have that image permanently seared into my brain! :eek:

Without the bag over my head or the croc covering my a$$, it sure is cold in this castle, wheres the fireplace? Is this the right thread? I am so lost outside my cave without the dog to guide me. You know the one in the wool hat?

Bears don't bark, they growl! :D

Starby, stop running, that little naked ducky butt isn't a pretty site when it's jiggling
back and forth. Now I have that image permanently seared into my brain! :eek:

Lol thank you alty I had to cover my eyes for a few seconds there

Without the bag over my head or the croc covering my a$$, it sure is cold in this castle, wheres the fireplace? Is this the right thread? I am so lost outside my cave without the dog to guide me. You know the one in the wool hat?

You're in the right place Tal. We don't have a fireplace but we do have a boiler room. That's were we, um, cremate our victims. Shhhh, don't tell anyone.

The triple D duck is running away from BBB and I'm watching the whole thing unfold. This is better than cable TV! :cool:

Yesss....someone!! It wasn't meee! I wasn't on Croc Duty today! Check the schedule! :rolleyes:

Artsy, it is against my religion to guard Crocs! They don't like Ducks! I don't want to befall the fate of our last person who hap-hazzardly (sp?) tried to swim across the moat!

Would that be the one and only... our Princess Rebbie?:eek:

Starbuck8..darlin,you are the new gatekeeper. I can appoint you right...Good,I am sure you will be better at it as I am 54 and too old to mind anything but my aches and pains. :)

Well that makes you a "spring chicken" my dear...

Hey, now we have a chicken tooooooooo.. :);):D:rolleyes:

Would that be the one and only...our Princess Rebbie?:eek:

Rebbie didn't fall in the moat, Tal did, he had a croc attached to his arse, I had to give
Him a baseball bat to get it off, his wife did the honors.

Okay, we really are a silly bunch. I think we need help! :eek:

I'm bored, bored, bored, bored.

Someone entertain me, I don't want to answer any questions, I don't feel like it, so tell
Me a joke or something. FYI, I prefer the something to the joke. ;)

I think we should tell you our nicknames.

Starbuck8 is Starby
Altenweg is Alty
Albear is Bear
Startover22 is Starty
Stringer is Stringer (how did that happen?) :eek:
ISneezefunny is Sneezy
Friend4U is M (We don't know why) ;)
Historian Chick is Chicky
Chery is MommaC
JRebel is Rebbie
Talaniman is Tal

Darnit, who am I missing? I know I'm missing someone.

"Friend4U is M (We don't know why)" I... do... but I took an oath of honor not to tell...


UNKY

Spyder

Batman (remember that one too)

Without the bag over my head or the croc covering my a$$, it sure is cold in this castle, wheres the fireplace? Is this the right thread? I am so lost outside my cave without the dog to guide me. You know the one in the wool hat?

Bear!. I think Tal is trying to steal your dog! :eek: Quick, take his Hans Solo outfit off! Tal, they are trying to scare you! We like to simmer our victims first! You won't be crispy for quite awhile. They still haven't caught up with ME! Sometimes they are not too bright around here! It's probably because the help forgot to replace the bulbs again. It's suppose to happen every Monday morning! Someone's let the bulbs burn out! Who's responsible for this?

Here you go Alty.. I am going with a castle theme.. not a lot out there I assure you.

Neurotics build castles in the sky.

Psychotics live in them.

Psychiatrists collect the rent.

But...but...you do know that the Sheriff of this County has long ago turned me into a Duck right? He's stripped me of all but one lonely tail feather! :( I can't afford to lose anymore! I be nakie then!! I've tried feather replacement therapy and everything! I'm an arthritic Duck with no more lining!! The Crocs look at me and lick their lips! Ducky scareded! :p The Sheriff is MEAN I tell ya! He will put me out in the cold! He already makes me sleep in the dungeon. I hear strange voices down there. I think it's the Sheriff playing tricks on me. :eek:

You are soooo damn funny!!

And yes, it is time the truth be told. I instructed my faithful deputy to drill a peep hole I nthe wall of your dungeon cell... we know EVERYTHING... everything!:eek::eek::eek:

Q: Who lives in a sand castle?
A. A sandwitch!

Q: There are many castles in the world, but who is strong enough to move one?
A: Any chess player!


These are bad I hope they are so bad they are funny but I guess they are just UGRH jokes...
:p

It was Bear. How about this.

Bodacious.eager.attractive.rogue? See, that speels B.e.a.r. :D

Wow, good one...

Bear!!...I think Tal is trying to steal your dog! :eek: Quick, take his Hans Solo outfit off! Tal, they are trying to scare you! We like to simmer our victims first! You won't be crispy for quite awhile. They still haven't caught up with ME! Sometimes they are not too bright around here! It's probably because the help forgot to replace the bulbs again. It's suppose to happen every Monday morning! Someone's let the bulbs burn out! Who's responsible for this??

Nooooooo, he is ma chuffer and I will defend him to the bitter end :D
Plus he'll use his jedi doggie mind tricks on you

thats pushing your luck delectable dinner ducky

That's hilarious Bear!

Here you go Alty.. I am going with a castle theme..not alot out there I assure you.

Neurotics build castles in the sky.

Psychotics live in them.

Psychiatrists collect the rent.

Hmmm! I knew that landlord looked kind of Freudish! I think he also was hiding a hump on his back! I just thought it was his sack of money! :eek:

Good ones Artsy (hee, hee, still giggle at that). ;)

Stringy, do you have the nakie ducky pics we're going to sell on eBay? I think we should do that soon, I need the money! :)

Rebbie didn't fall in the moat, Tal did, he had a croc attached to his arse, I had to give
him a baseball bat to get it off, his wife did the honors.

Okay, we really are a silly bunch. I think we need help! :eek:

I'm bored, bored, bored, bored.

Someone entertain me, I don't want to answer any questions, I don't feel like it, so tell
me a joke or something. FYI, I prefer the something to the joke. ;)

NOooo, in our first castle Rebbie failed to cross the moat on her bike... remember?

nooooooo, he is ma chuffer and i will defend him to the bitter end :D

You let him DRIVE? :p Dressed like that? :eek:

Delectable Dinner Duck... such fowl language!

Starby made me laugh. Thanks Starbs. :)

That's hilarious Bear!

Knew you'd like it stringer :D

You are soooo damn funny!!!!!

And yes, it is time the truth be told. I instructed my faithful deputy to drill a peep hole i nthe wall of your dungeon cell.....we know EVERYTHING....everything!:eek::eek::eek:

Heyyyy... If I've told you once, I've told you a million times! NO PEKING!

Good ones Artsy (hee, hee, still giggle at that). ;)

Stringy, do you have the nakie ducky pics we're going to sell on ebay? I think we should do that soon, I need the money! :)

Not yet my dear, they are still bidding.

Artsy, I don't think we have been formally introduced... did you register your guns at my office as yet?

You let him DRIVE?? :p Dressed like that?? :eek:

Delectable Dinner Duck....such fowl language!!

No not chauxfer lol, 'ma chuffer' as in the noise he makes when he sneezes lol

Fowl language - bud dum schhhhh

Heyyyy....If I've told you once, I've told you a million times!! NO PEKING!!

Okay, now I'm ROTFLMAO, I think I just peed my pants, that's how hard I'm laughing. :)

I'm the laughing girl, hee,hee. :)

nooooooo, he is ma chuffer and i will defend him to the bitter end :D
plus he'll use his jedi doggie mind tricks on you

That's another one Alty.. Chuff

no not chauxfer lol, 'ma chuffer' as in the noise he makes when he sneezes lol

fowl language - bud dum schhhhh

Hee, hee, Chuffy, hee, hee, he chuffs, giggle, giggle, I can almost hear it! :)

Starby's on a role with her punny witty words. :)

That's another one Alty..Chuff

He hasn't been around in a while.

There's also Dr. Drizzle.

Wow, a lot of people are AWOL, should we send out a search party?

Hee, hee, Chuffy, hee, hee, he chuffs, giggle, giggle, I can almost hear it! :)

Starby's on a role with her punny witty words. :)

Yeah you know what I mean alty when a dod sneezes and they make that 'chuff' noise :D

FIRMY... Firmbeliever, we just can't forget her... or rpg... shes ma girl

Okay, now I'm ROTFLMAO, I think I just peed my pants, that's how hard I'm laughing. :)

I'm the laughing girl, hee,hee. :)

Now you are claiming a breed... Peking DUCK.... :D

Oh an there are more, I just don't think they come here much anymore;)

FIRMY...Firmbeliever, we just can't forget her....or rpg...shes ma girl

Yes... have you heard from either one lately? I hope that they are doing fine.

Now you are claiming a breed...Peking DUCK.....?:D

She's not a peking she's a Smew. Look it up, it's a real duck! :)

Oh an there are more, I just dont think they come here much anymore;)

Capt...

I texted Rae, and she is great, with a new job and everything...
Firmy is missing but I heard from bear that she is just so busy;)

Capt......

Awww, well, he is so busy... and busy, and busy... and busy;)

AND shatteredsoul... shes a hoot!

Well laugh break is over for me... Marta's calling... (don't pay any attention to this Alty... )

Awww, well, he is so busy....and busy, and busy....and busy;)

I see that he sometimes posts in the Comedy Threads... (Capt)

Not yet my dear, they are still bidding.

Artsy, I don't think we have been formally introduced...did you register your guns at my office as yet?

No tells me anything.. I didn't know I swear :o and this little piece is just for protection... Did you hear all those castle mongers out there?

What is a castle monger? You people are starting to infect me :confused:

Tell him I say HELLO! ;)
Night Stringer

Cya later stringer, have another good one

She's not a peking she's a Smew. Look it up, it's a real duck! :)

SMEW... SMEW? Who's the Schmoo here... who's the Schmoo? Why I oughta..!

Sorry my dear (Spring Chicken) even though you may be lovely... only the Sheriff and his Deputies are permitted to carry.

Let's have it...

No tells me anything..I didn't know I swear :o and this little piece is just for protection...Did you hear all those castle mongers out there?

What is a castle monger? You people are starting to infect me :confused:

We are contagious, but in a good way. :)

SMEW...SMEW?? Who's the Schmoo here...who's the Schmoo?? Why I oughta....!!!

If the name fits... :D

No tells me anything..I didn't know I swear :o and this little piece is just for protection...Did you hear all those castle mongers out there?

What is a castle monger? You people are starting to infect me :confused:

Eh... don't worry 'bout them! They are just a bunch of drunk trolls that hang around on the Weekends! :rolleyes: Should we let out the hungry Crocs?

I will start...

Ok, OK, OK... I am going... besides, Marta has that certain look in her eye... bye bye... tomorrow ya'all.

I will start...

Ok, ok, OK...I am going...besides, Marta has that certain look in her eye.................................bye bye.....tomorrow ya'all.



Oh sure, you just had to throw that in there on the way out. :(

You'll be back for your after sex smoke break, you know it! ;)

oh sure, you just had to throw that in there on the way out. :(

you'll be back for your after sex smoke break, you know it! ;)

Lmao

G'nite Sir String! We know you can't resist us. Don't make Marta wait... we will know that look in your eye when you reappear for that smoke! :p

We are contagious, but in a good way. :)

Sometimes I wonder :D

Later stringer

Hey Ducky, you busy? Want to chat? On the phone? You know, the phone! Call me, do it, you know you want to, do it! Pick up the phone, dial my number, you know it, don't you? Come on, this is peer pressure, do it, do it, do it!

Are you going to? :o

Crazy crazy ladies... tell each of you I say hello from me;) night girls

sometimes i wonder :D

Hey! :(

Good one! :p

SMOKINnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

SMOKINnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!

Already? Wow, that was quick. :eek:

Already? Wow, that was quick. :eek:

LMAO again!

Hey Ducky, you busy? Wanna chat? On the phone? You know, the phone! Call me, do it, you know you want to, do it! Pick up the phone, dial my number, you know it, don't you? Come on, this is peer pressure, do it, do it, do it!

Are you gonna? :o

Is this my punishment?. must I?. must I really?. HELP ME! :eek:

Huh? Oh no, never "quick", never, nope.. slow road to Pleasantville... night.

Awwww, you know you love her Starby... go ahead... do it!

That's a little too much information thanks stringer :o

thats a little too much information thanks stringer :o

Yeah, I guess... just motivated... like "dancing in the rain."

Bye, before I get in trouble... :}

Lol later stringer

Huh? Oh no, never "quick", never, nope..slow road to Pleasantville....night.

Honey, at your age even quick is a blessing. ;)

Eh...don't worry 'bout them! They are just a bunch of drunk trolls that hang around on the Weekends! :rolleyes: Should we let out the hungry Crocs?

No these rabble rousers would probably make shoes out of them!:eek:

Croc shoes, oooooh, I likey!

Kidding! Kidding! Don't throw things, I'm kidding! ;)

Honey, at your age even quick is a blessing. ;)

Alty that's not cool

alty thats not cool

Ooops, did I go to far? I do that sometimes.

Stringer knows I'm kidding. I'll tell him in two minutes when he comes back. ;)

Just a bit :)
Your probably going to owe stringer a favour for that little dig there lol :D

We talking about crocs?

... my friend lost a fortune on their stocks when they tanked... :(

we talking about crocs?

...my friend lost a fortune on their stocks when they tanked...:(

Not those crocs sneezy, the ones related to alligators. Jeesh! :rolleyes:

just a bit :)
your probably gonna owe stringer a favour for that little dig there lol :D

What do you think he'll want? I think Marta is already giving him what he wants.

Wow, I'm on a roll.

Should I quit while I'm ahead?

Maybe Stringer won't read all of this.

I'm biggggg twubble! :eek:

Yep alty BIIIIIIIIIIIIG TROUBLE LOL :D

Hi sneezy

Bye sneezy and alty and anyone who's still here, g'night, it 4:49 and I think its time to hit the hay :)

hi sneezy

bye sneezy and alty and anyone whos still here, g'night, it 4:49 and i think its time to hit the hay :)

Wow, way past bed time.

Night night Bear, sleep tight. :)

Night night bahr.

Nitey Night Bearkins! Off you go to hibernate!

Oh you, it's winter, Bear should be hibernating. What's going on? ;)

Oh ya, it's winter, Bear should be hibernating. What's going on? ;)

Hay Alty, global warming is screwing that up as well :eek:

Hay Alty,,global warming is screwing that up as well :eek:

Ah, that explains it then. ;)

Alty and I are online bidding to buy Sneezy! The bids are getting high! My last bid was a monkey and some blue teeth!. what shall I offer him next?

A mansion in Hawaii, that's the newest bid girl. Keep up! ;)

I see your bid, and I raise you a blind man wearing flippers!

... I feel like a piece of meat.

And I like it!

...I feel like a piece of meat.

and I like it!

Are you medium rare? I like medium rare. ;)

Hee, hee, we're buying Sneezy! :)

Apparently we're now going to the Philippines, without Starby! :D

You can't leave without me! I've got people who have people! I've called my people, and they've got two people, who know two people, that know their cousins, florists, boyfriends, neighbours!

Soooo... I'll up whatever the heck it was when the last bid came in, and I'll offer you a mexican bull and a cape!. and some tights!

I'll see that and raise you a double jointed mexican woman and her twin sister! Beat that! :)

I'll see that, and raise you... a fat lady in a skiny suit doing the merengue, with a chicken pot pie!

Ya, I definitely won! :eek::D

Nope! I see your attitude... and I raise you a B*tch... lol! Heehee!

Are you drunk? A B*tch? Na, that won't work!

I see your beatch and raise you a horny first grade teacher with a feather duster! Ha!

... all this offering of odd things are going to make people think I'm some kind of freak...

I mean, double jointed mexican women.. fat lady..

... what in the world?

Anyway, keep the bidding war going, I'm feeling loved.

I'm outtie for the night.

Honey, at your age even quick is a blessing. ;)

You, are assuming again, bad thing to do. I do pretty damn well sweetheart.

Good morning;)
Did you sleep better Stringer?
I woke up with a stuppy nothes... poor me:(
BUT... I took some stuff and I should be right fine soon;)

Aww poor starty, hope your going to have a rest day today :)

I am going to be OK... feeling a bit better already, I think it just flares up at night and right after I wake up.

BEAR?? Did you get enough sleep last night?

GOOD MORNING ALL!

~~~It's so good to be in the neighborhood~~

Can we say: Good morning Stringer? Now, let's look in our magic mirror...

Who is that bright eyed and bushy tailed person looking back at you?


IT'S YOU!! Aren't cha glad to be alive? Aren't just happy to have friends and be a friend?? Aren't you just delighted with how you look this morning... puppy??

NO...........I haven't had 3 cups of my coffee YET !!!!!

Yea I only got up a couple of hours ago I was already starting to get dark lol, :)

Hi stringer, to bad about the coffee :D

Good morning to you Bear and Start. I am doing fine this morning although it is 11:15 pm already.

Start I hope your stuffy nose feels better... mom always said; VICKS! For me it is similar to my sinus headaches and I take a swig of very hot coffee and hold it in my mouth, the heat loosens it all up. OR, stand in the shower and let very hot water run on your face and on the back of your head...

Don't forget to may another appointment with my receptionist on your way out and my bill will be in the mail... ha ha.

Marta wants to go shopping today... there's a twist (being funny, don't tell her that I said that... K?) Actually, she wants me to buy a new bomber leather jacket (black or rusty brown). And I still have two gift cards to Mens Warehouse and she wants me to use them before they might go out of business too... probably not, but you never know??

I would enjoy just taking it easy around the hiouse today... but.

Well, we haven't heard anything new about Gerald my friend as yet. If we can get in to see him we will also do that today. But if he is still in Intensive Care they won't let us see him. I am waiting for his daughter to call me...

Have a good en...

You too stringer, don't worry I won't tell marta :)
Maybe there is wisdom in her taking you shopping, getting you out of the house and getting your mind onto different thngs, might be a nice break :)
Sorry to hear about your friend, hope everything turns out all right :)
Cya later I've got to go out for a bit, enjoy the rest of your day
You too start :)
Laters.

Awww,crap, I just posted in the damn political boards... I shouldn't have, WHY DID I DO THAT??

Hey Stringer, go be a good man, have some yummy snaks and a cup of coffee, bring your Sunday paper an a good read, let her do her magic, then go home have a good dinner, then hit the hay;)
Look, I planned your whole day for you...
Bear, alreaddy getting dark, well then you know it is almost time for bed so you can get your body to get good rest;)

Thanks Bear.

I have found over the life of this wonderful marriage that she is a very deep and caring person... she just keeps setting that bar higher and higher... like most good women (that obviously includes you Start). She really is the "glue."

Artlady... if you see this, I think you are wonderful. Sorry about the Obama please stand up thread, but we all got to say our piece (peace) right;)

Thanks Bear.

I have found over the life of this wonderful marriage that she is a very deep and caring person....she just keeps setting that bar higher and higher...like most good women (that obviously includes you Start). She really is the "glue."

You're a lucky man Stringer, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. You found yourself a keeper, and so did Marta. :)

I'm on my second cup of coffee, but for some reason it's not working. :(

Artlady....if you see this, I think you are wonderful. Sorry about the Obama please stand up thread, but we all gotta say our piece (peace) right;)

Starty, we all have different opinions, that's what this place is about. I know you, you're a sweetie, I'm sure Artlady knows that too. Don't worry okay? :)

No worries, just I like her.
I like all of you even though we all are DIFFERENT!
I value our difference is the best quote ever and I use it frequently;)

Alty, I want to have another cup too... oh wait its sitting right next to me. GULP

Cheers Starty! Can you do cheers with coffee? Oh well, Cheers! :)

I'm getting another cup, maybe I can get a buzz going. :)

Also, I love our differences too, that's what makes the world go round. We're all so very different and that's what makes us so interesting. I just never know what any of you will say, I love that, you all keep me on my toes. :)

WE keep YOU on YOUR toes? Can we reverse that? LMAO Funny Alty, really funny.

I am happy right now, I remembered to get the kids shoes washed before it was too late to set them out to dry;) Oh yes, my brain is in working order!

More coffee Starty, it will kick start your brain, that's why I'm drinking it! ;)


WE keep YOU on YOUR toes? Can we reverse that? LMAO Funny Alty, really funny
Okay, I admit, I have my moments. ;)

Ya, you do.
I want the people that live in my house to stay gone for a little longer... is that wrong?

No, not wrong, human. I feel the same way. ;)

Sydney was supposed to be grounded yesterday because she had a bad day on Friday. Hitting, screaming, whining, not listening. Her punishment was to completely clean her room, wash the walls (she painted them with finger paint) sweep the floor and wash it, and also remove her bedding (also has paint on it).

Now, here's the kicker. I'm a pushover. Her friend called and asked if Sydney could go to a movie with her and her mom. I thought about it, and agreed. Why? Syd was whining, didn't want to do her punishment and this way I could get her out of the house for at least 2 hours. Bad mommy. :(

Today I'm putting my foot down! I think. ;)

Ohhh, yes ALTY... we all feel like it would be easier to get rid of the problem rather than address it. Been there done that, but this last few years, especially these last couple I have been on this site... well, I have made some major changes. One thing still hasn't worked... and that is getting my two older kids to at least pretend they love each other at LEAST 50% of the time... Now that would be a time worth celebrating;)

It all comes together, given time.

I know that from experience from my siblings, I just wish they could pretend while they are children, so I wouldn't get so frustrated... Grrr

I feel the same way Starty.

I don't have a point of reference for siblings, I'm an only child, Hubby's sister is 17 years older than him, moved out when she was 18, so for all intents and purposes he was raised as an only child too.

This sibling thing is confusing. Sometimes they adore each other, other times they want to kill each other. Kids! ;)

Yup, when I was younger, my older brother by two years tormented me... I mean it was bad, not that I didn't annoy him, but his actions were horrible. I just know my oldest son wants his sister to just BE QUIET and when she won't, and he asks a million times, he gets pissed off. I understand where he is coming from, but he needs to be the OLDER one. She needs to be quiet sometimes... Hmmmph, I think we will be talking when they get home;) Won't they just love me! Bwwwahahahaha

Okay, I'm sad now.

On the pets forum someone came on yesterday and asked about her sick puppy. From what she described it was obviously parvo. We told her to take the pup to the vet but she couldn't afford it so she tried to care for him at home. Parvo cannot be treated at home, but she couldn't find another option. Well, the puppy died last night. :(

Someone cheer me up please. I hate this part of AMHD. :(

I had 7 sisters, stepsisters and step brothers.. the law was quickly laid down... and if you did not abide... there was always the quick slap upside the head.

I do not and have never agreed to this sort of punishment and I never applied it to my two children and they do not do that to theirs either.

I found that fear and physical punishment is not a healthy contributor to bringing up children. And if it happens, they continue it with their own children... the loop continues.

Now did I ever spank them... yes, both on only two occasions during the time they were are home.

Okay, I'm sad now.

On the pets forum someone came on yesterday and asked about her sick puppy. From what she described it was obviously parvo. We told her to take the pup to the vet but she couldn't afford it so she tried to care for him at home. Parvo cannot be treated at home, but she couldn't find another option. Well, the puppy died last night. :(

Someone cheer me up please. I hate this part of AMHD. :(

I am very sorry to hear this, I am sure that given the circumstances the vet would have given her a break. And this poor puppy would have gotten one also.

I just try to get them to get along and they do at some points. Just others not so good. Anything and everything annoys them about each other. I don't spank them either, not to say I never have. Very very rarely have I ever laid my hands on my kids. I found that if I take their phones, it seems to do pretty darn good;)

Awww, alty, poor puppy. Ohh so sad. Sorry to hear that, and I do know that just like anything else, if you can't afford it, don't do it! Poor little puppy

Thanks you two. :)

The saddest thing is that it was already to late for this puppy, even if she had gotten to a vet. Parvo is deadly within hours, the survival rate isn't high and those that do survive are usually sickly and weak for the rest of their lives. Sometimes I think that the ones that die of this disease are better off than the survivors. It's a horrible disease, highly contagious, can live for years in feces etc.

If she had gotten to a vet the treatment would have cost thousands of dollars, it's not cheap and not a guarantee of survival.

I just wish there was more we could do than just type out some helpful tips and then leave hoping everything will work out.

Sorry guys, I'm bringing down the mood. I just feel a bit down because of this. I wish there was more I could do. :(

Naw, don't you worry, that is what friends are for. Makes me very sad to hear it. I bet she is just so sad too.:(

Yes, she is. She said this was the first dog she ever had, she doubts she'll get another. I suggested that she adopt an older dog from a shelter, one with all it's shots. No matter what, she'll have to disinfect her entire house and yard and wait at least 6 months. Even a dog with all it's shots can get parvo, although it's usually a milder case. Poor puppy, he didn't have a chance. :(

Okay, no more sad, sad, let's be happy now. I have to clean today (wait, I said happy right? ;))

I wish I had beer! :)

My house is clean... sorry Alty, I have had way too much time to do it, so I did it;)
I would really like to rearrange the dog room it is about 12 by 20 feet and he is the only one in there... a desk a few mis placed pieces of furniture, but since he is a blak lab and sheds like crazy, I leave the room alone and let it get to its worst shape before cleaning it...
I would never let him in the rest of this house, I would be miserable cleaning all the time (more than I do now) Aww, what to do, what to do

Go for it. Maybe get him involved. Throw some toys for him to fetch while you tidy, a good belly rub, some hugs and kisses, before you know it the room will be clean and organized. ;)

I have the bunny room, and boy does it get messy. The bunny's are cleaned daily, but the area on the floor isn't, so I always have a few stray wood chips and bunny poos on the floor. I need one of those vaccuums that just goes all day and does the job on its own. ;)

Actually, I need a maid. :)

Ya, meeee tooooooooooooo:) Or I need to stay home again. NOPE, don't even think about it starty... stop it!

Well, all I can say is that you girls are obsessive compulsive, hire a cleaning company and just sit and give orders as to what you want done... very easy... right?

Well, you wanted some humor?

I want you to pay for and order the cleaning company... LMAO humor right?

Stringer, I'd pay to have you come here and clean, but I have some demands. It has to be you and you have to wear a little uniform, shall I tell you what I have in mind, or would it be better if I left you guessing? ;)

My guessing is yucky, it might be better if you tell us?? :( MAYBE.. I hope:)

Probably not Starty, but I'll tell you anyway.

I'm picturing a hot pink thong with glitter. :)

Aww darn it Alty... eeewwww
I love PINK, don't ruin it for me;)

Ok, wish granted I have till about three... instead of now. I want a good lunch and a nap;) My son and his friend are pulling moss off trees in the upper part of our property, they just love it out there... I love it that my younger boys are so outdoorsie!

DANGER! MISS STARTY! DANGER!!

I can apply... I have experience... Marta dresses me up too... (you know I am kidding here... I am way to manly... )

Oh BOY! I know that I have given her way too much info to work with this time, right Start... 22, 22, on thin ice here with deep freezing water below.

However... I do love the little games, played out in the... well, I have read about them anyway... you know right?:) :}

Stop!! :(

:):):):):):) Ok I am better now.

Sorry, did I nauseate you? I wasn't really trying, honestly.:D:rolleyes::)

Consider that I have been on this earth for a few years and you learn a FEW things in the process... some are good. Hee hee.

Something is pulling me to go an clean out Davys room while she is gone... should I... I mean it is a disaster... something that she just won't be able to do herself, and I have time... oh pooey

Sorry, did I nauseate you? I wasn't really trying, honestly.:D:rolleyes::)

Consider that I have been on this earth for a few years and you learn a FEW things in the process.....some are good. Hee hee.

A few years?:D:rolleyes:

GOOD MORNING ALL!!

~~~It's so good to be in the neighborhood~~

Can we say: Good morning Stringer? Now, let's look in our magic mirror........

Who is that bright eyed and bushy tailed person looking back at you??


IT'S YOU !!!!!!! Aren't cha glad to be alive? Aren't just happy to have friends and be a friend???? Aren't you just delighted with how you look this morning...puppy????

NO...........I haven't had 3 cups of my coffee YET !!!!!

Stringy? We're you having strange dreams about Mr. Rogers lastnite?. and did you see a Polka Dot Door? Did someone shove sunshine somewhere where the sun doesn't shine? --------won't you be myyyy neighbour! -------careful, I have a gun and I now how to use it! :p Heehee! You're silly Stringman!

You guys are chatty today! So many pages to read!. stayed awake too late lastnite!

Stop!!!!!!!!:(

Do I have to? OK, I will go to my room... can I take Marta with me? :):):):D

Stringy?? We're you having strange dreams about Mr. Rogers lastnite?...and did you see a Polka Dot Door?? Did someone shove sunshine somewhere where the sun doesn't shine? --------won't you be myyyy neighbour!!-------careful, I have a gun and I now how to use it!! :p Heehee!! You're silly Stringman!

You guys are chatty today!! So many pages to read!......stayed awake too late lastnite!!

~~~~~~~~"Can't we just all....be friends?"~~~~~~~~~~ Delighted in the realization that we are all endowed by the creator?

Opps... 22, 22, 22, 22, 22, 22, 22, 22, 22, 22, 22, 22, and (22).

Do I have to? OK, I will go to my room.....can I take Marta with me? :):):):D

Not again! Wow! You the man Stringy! :cool:

Something is pulling me to go an clean out Davys room while she is gone....should i...I mean it is a disaster.....something that she just wont be able to do herself, and i have time....oh pooey

Don't do it, make her do it, don't do it! Oh pooey, now I feel like cleaning Sydney's room. :(

You're an instigator Starty! :eek:

I have PIZZA!!!!!! It's PIPPING HOT, great smelling and DELICIOUS!!!!!

Double cheese, double mushrooms and double pepperoni on hand tossed dough... where's my beer? MARTA!! Please help?

Pizza and beer! You're mean. :(

I have PIZZA!!!!!! It's PIPPING HOT, great smelling and DELICIOUS!!!!!

Double cheese, double mushrooms and double pepperoni on hand tossed dough..........where's my beer? MARTA!!!!! Please help?

Shhhhhh!! My tummy just heard you, and it's not happy with you AT ALL! You're a big tease!

Pizza and beer! You're mean. :(

Alty, our conversation in email made me very hungry and I called for delivery... It is sooooo very good and the beer that Marta got for me was in the garage and is almost frozen... there are little beads of ice on the outside of the bottle...

Mannnnnnnn... what more could a man want on a Sunday without the NFL? Except...

Shhhhhh!!! My tummy just heard you, and it's not happy with you AT ALL!! You're a big tease!!

YOU... lub me.

Alty, our conversation in email made me very hungry and I called for delivery...It is sooooo very good and the beer that Marta got for me was in the garage and is almost frozen...there are little beads of ice on the outside of the bottle........

Mannnnnnnn....what more could a man want on a Sunday without the NFL? Except.....

You just had to throw in that except, didn't you? ;)

I have no pizza, I have no beer, and the kids are awake and hyper so I don't get an "except" either. :(

Now I'm sad.

Shhhhhh!!! My tummy just heard you, and it's not happy with you AT ALL!! You're a big tease!!

I think we should throw snowballs at him Starby! :D

I had the last Chicken Bake a bit ago... and then I took a nice shower...
Instigator? Noooooo, me?;)
Hey Starby! This is my wish, I wish to get all the posts I have ever been involved in and make a big huge binder so I can go back and look how stupid I was at times;) AND how ute, and smart, and pretty, and loving... toooooo! Heehee
I just wonder if I can do that? I know there is a print this page thing, but listen, there are a lot of pages, that may take allllll day or twenty of them;)

That would take a long time Starty. I've thought of doing that too. Some of our convos are just so darn funny, it would be nice to have them in print to look back on. :)

I would love it... maybe we should ask about how to do that?? Or would we be stick pins in their buns? Maybe there is someone here that would like to be paid for that rather big job? I would pay...

Another question... I have a bunch of pictures in my attachments, an I use those to form an album, or do I need to go through the whole gosh darn thing again??

Money? Then I might be interested in researching this...

LOL... Stringer, don't be that money hungry guy... plus I expect it to be done right... LMAO LMAO
Awww, just kiddin', I just think back to the love is all around us posts, they were great.

LOL...Stringer, dont be that money hungry guy.....plus I expect it to be done right...LMAO LMAO
Awww, just kiddin', I just think back to the love is all around us posts, they were great.

"plus I expect it to be done right."

"Whatcha talkin' 'bout Start"?!?!?!?!?!!?

Okay kids, I have to go, the housework isn't going to do itself, and sadly no one else wants to do it, not that I do. :(

I'll be back later. Hold down the fort while I'm gone. :)

Bye for now ALty... I for one am not cleaning her room, so don't you do it either;)

Stringer, I said I was kiddin';)

Bye for now ALty...I for one am not cleaning her room, so dont you do it either;)

Stringer, I said I was kiddin';)

I know. Just chiding ya: chide: Definition, Synonyms from Answers.com (http://www.answers.com/topic/chide) :):):D

Oh geeze, here we go with the lesson of the day;)

THANKS STRINGER!

Oh geeze, here we go with the lesson of the day;)

THANKS STRINGER!!

Sorry... :o:o:o sometimes I feel compelled... You do know that I am kidding..

COURSE I do.
I am having anxiety, I know my house will be full soon enough... I want more quiet time;)
How did Marta do with the shopping gig?

COURSE I do.
I am having anxiety, I know my house will be full soon enough...I want more quiet time;)
How did Marta do with the shopping gig?

WE didn't go today. She said that she realized that she had a lot more studying to do for tomorrow. I believe that I told you that she went back to college, she is taking only two credits presently bu tin this area she is a perfectionist, she had gotten all A's last semester and she won't settle for anything less (Did I ever tell you... I love this gal?). She si also taking Psychology now, I guess in an effort to understand me?? :)

So, I think that we will go tomorrow afternoon or possibly Tuesday.

Change of subject: I am having the most delicious meal right now as I type this to you my dear. Cold shrimp in cream cheese sauce with bits of celery, it is fabulous.

If I ate sea food, that would sound DELIGHTFUL! But, I don't so eeeewwwww

If I ate sea food, that would sound DELIGHTFUL!! But, I don't so eeeewwwww

That's right, I forgot Start.

I have issues... I am really starting to get judgmental again... what do you suppose I do?

You guys always talk about food. I'm hungry! :(

Soooo sorry ALty, you would think you would have a snack while you were on the puter;)

I have issues.....i am really starting to get judgmental again....what do you suppose I do?

~~~~~~~~~~"Lean on me..."~~~~~~~~~~when you are lonely~~~~~Lean on me~~~~~

You are fine, I notice nothing different... I don't think that you were ever judgmental, just stating your thoughts and position on things... that's human girl.

Soooo sorry ALty, you would think you would have a snack while you were on the puter;)

Why didn't I think of that? Darnit. :o

You guys always talk about food. I'm hungry! :(

Some times... food is the answer... to life's many problems... (Insert "BEER"... Homer)

Why didn't I think of that? Darnit. :o

See Start, that was very helpful advice...

Her Alty, I have some on my fork for you... take a bite... need a napkin?

Some times...food is the answer.....to life's many problems....

Chocolate is always the answer, no matter what the question, unless of course the question is "Are you feeling frisky?" Then chocolate isn't the answer, unless it's in syrup form. ;)

Darnit, now I'm hungry and frisky. :(

LMAO thanks Stringer...
UH, Alty, I have a big bowl of Cheetos or some carrot sticks?

Her Alty, I have some on my fork for you....take a bite.....need a napkin?

Napkin? Heck, I don't even need a fork. Just gimme! :D

LMAO thanks Stringer....
UH, Alty, I have a big bowl of Cheetos or some carrot sticks??

Choices, choices. I love cheetos, but the carrot sticks are better for me. Why did you have to give me those two options, now I have to pick carrots because it's the better choice.

Now, chocolate or cheetos, that would have been a no brainer. :)

I wonder if someday I will be able to email you a meal, then you print it out and eat it?

Chocolate is always the answer, no matter what the question, unless of course the question is "Are you feeling frisky?" Then chocolate isn't the answer, unless it's in syrup form. ;)

Darnit, now I'm hungry and frisky. :(

Deeper and deeper... ha ha:)

I have double chocolate chocolate chip cookies??

Deeper and deeper...ha ha:)

As in, I'm digging a deeper and deeper hole for myself? ;)

I have double chocolate chocolate chip cookies???

You're mean. :mad:

Okay, mail them to me, I can wait, really I can! :D

I wonder if someday I will be able to email you a meal, then you print it out and eat it?

~~~~~~~~"In the year 2525...if man is still alive...."~~~~~~~ feeling musical tonight.

~~~~~~~~"In the year 2525...if man is still alive...."~~~~~~~ feeling musical tonight.

I know I will survive! :)

As in, I'm digging a deeper and deeper hole for myself? ;)

"Darnit, now I'm hungry and frisky."

I know I will survive! :)

~~~~~"We will survive~~~~~~~oh yes we will"~~~~~~~~

Ohhh don't you temp me to mail you them, I will... I have mailed certain things to certain people in Canada, we can ask if the goodies survived;) If they did, then you got yourself a deal... :):)

"Darnit, now I'm hungry and frisky."

I JUST Don't get how you both can go from point A to point B so farkin fast;):eek:

Ohhh dont you temp me to mail you them, I will....i have mailed certain things to certain people in Canada, we can ask if the goodies survived;) If they did, then you got yourself a deal.....:):)

I asked you that a year ago, they never arrived. :(

I'm willing to try again, do you want my address? Can you send them express? How long would it take? I'm hungry now! ;)

Darnit, okay, I'm getting myself a snack and then I should get back to work.

I'll be back later gators. :)

I JUST DONT get how you both can go from point A to point B so farkin fast;):eek:

It's a gift. :D

Really, I'm leaving now! :o

I asked you that a year ago, they never arrived. :(

I'm willing to try again, do you want my address? Can you send them express? How long would it take? I'm hungry now! ;)

Darnit, okay, I'm getting myself a snack and then I should get back to work.

I'll be back later gators. :)

Bye... me too, I recorded "Lost" and I want to watch it... later.

It's a gift. :D

Really, I'm leaving now! :o

Alty taught me.

LMAO to both of you... LMAO

LMAO to both of you....LMAO

She's the ringleader when stuff happens... :D

Don't you tell me that you are a follower Stringer, I know otherwise;)

Don't you tell me that you are a follower Stringer, I know otherwise;)

I will quote someone near and dear to our hearts; "I ain't done nuttin'....yet." cica 2009 AKA; Starby, Starduck, THE Duck.

Yes I, in my own humble way, *cough* am but a follower, a learner, a sponge to absorb from my source of knowledge. I bow to my leader... *cough* and *cough* again... (I guess that would be... aaaha... Alty.. )

Somehow saying that gave me a headache... wow.

Oh yes... it was a no go Stringer, and I did not buy into it for one little minute!

HI BEAR, hope you got enough rest to last you through the night;) Hugs!

Lol hi start and stringer how are we doing? :)
Just been trying to catch up. Hope you two are doing well.

Yup... family just got home... gotta go now;) See you later tater!

Okies cya later start :)

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy bearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

(stringer looks around, blinking his eyes... ) Hey, where the **** did Start go? Here one second and gone in a flash... Does she have super powers Bear? Look, you can see the dust settling over there...

Lol hey stringer, yep start had to disappear :)
How are you doing

She's the ringleader when stuff happens....:D

Now, now, I think you help. ;)

Yes I, in my own humble way, *cough* am but a follower, a learner, a sponge to absorb from my source of knowledge. I bow to my leader... *cough* and *cough* again... (I guess that would be... aaaha... Alty.. )

OMG, I have it in writing. I'm putting this in my signature, oh yes I am. Oh my, I feel faint, this is too good to be true! :)

Hi alty how are you today :)

I'm great Bear, check out my new sig. :)

Lol nice sig, a bit of praise from stringer there, leader alty :D

There's a new simpsons episode starting in 15 minutes!

Hee, hee, I love it, it's sooooo cool. ;)

Don't worry, I'll change it soon, but for now I'm reveling in it. :)

There's a new simpsons episode starting in 15 minutes!

Um, ah, great? ;)

Hi Retsy, how are you? :)

Lol good alty :), I hadly get any time to revel in anything so enjoy your reveling while it lasts :D

Hi retsy, I'm not in the us so I'm going to miss it lol :D

OMG, I have it in writing. I'm putting this in my signature, oh yes I am. Oh my, I feel faint, this is too good to be true! :)

Lay down... here is a cold cloth...

Lol ALBY (Yes, I will continue to call you that :))

Hiya Alty :) Doing okay... can't seem to get ahold of my sister today though :-/

Alby and Alty sitting in a tree K. I. S.S... but I digress. ;)

Retsy, maybe she's out on a date?