A duck flying requires more than ONE feather.





If a duck falls in the snow and nobody is around to hear her, does she make a quack?

I knew right away that whatever I did...it wasn't good! As soon as I heard the "crack," I though...yep...I'm screwed! I don't know who the heck I'm going to get to come help me with things?!! I don't even know how I'm going to take a shower! I can't put much weight on it, my shower stall is really small, and I don't have a bathtub! That is the one thing I really hate about my house!!

You could put a chair under your shower and sit on that, just a suggestion :), that's what the hospital had in their shower room when I broke my leg.

if a duck falls in the snow and nobody is around to hear her, does she make a quack?

Now that was a good one Bear!!! For some reason, really made me laugh. Ahhh, I needed that. Thanks Bear!

Morning all.

Thanks rebby :) how are you today

Sorry, security must perform a complete search before anyone can approach Princess Rebbie... hands upon the wall... spread 'um...

Thank you, you may proceed...

I don't have hands?
I have paws :D they're better

Hey there Bear.........I am dandy! We are struggling through ice right now but nothing like Starby and Alty deals with. Poor little Starby! Hope her leg is better. Our ice will be gone by tomorrow!

Stringer........my hero and protector, still on the job!!!!!!!! Touches my heart. Good to know I don't have to be courageous ALL the time! Thanks Sheriff!

Sorry sweet Bear....but the Sheriff is just being a good protector, making the Castle safe for all.

Hey there Bear.........I am dandy! We are struggling through ice right now but nothing like Starby and Alty deals with. Poor little Starby! Hope her leg is better. Our ice will be gone by tomorrow!

Actually Alty is loving the weather right now. It's 0 degrees celsius, that's 32 fahrenheit, so I'm happy. It's only 10am right now so it will probably get warmer yet. Good thing too, Hubby's company has their yearly ski excursion on Saturday, I might actually ski this year. I don't know though, I suck at skiing, I could end up like Starby. :eek: Maybe I should stay in the Chalet, it's safe there and they have beer! :)

i dont have hands?
i have paws :D theyre better

Are you pawing Rebbie again Bear? ;)

Stringer........my hero and protector, still on the job!!!!!!!! Touches my heart. Good to know I don't have to be courageous ALL the time! Thanks Sheriff!

Sorry sweet Bear....but the Sheriff is just being a good protector, making the Castle safe for all.

Lol still good to have a protector I guess :)

Are you pawing Rebbie again Bear? ;)

Maybe but that's between us, unless you want a pawing too ;)

How are you today alty and stringer :)

OK Bear... then stand there and *shake* a lot! I can turn on some good music if you want? If anything falls to the ground, then I am afraid that passing security will be prohibited... hee hee

HOw are you Bear?

Got to leave my office and computer for a bit... cleaning people are wanting to do my office now... later.

OK Bear...then stand there and *shake* a lot! I can turn on some good music if ya want? If anything falls to the ground, then I am afraid that passing security will be prohibited...hee hee

HOw are ya Bear?

I *shake* for no man lol
I'm OK thanks stringer still living :)
Cya later, I take it the cleaners will be a while since I know the mess you leave your office in :D

i *shake* for no man lol
im ok thanks stringer still living :)
cya later, i take it the cleaners will be a while since i know the mess you leave your office in :D

Will you shake for me? ;)

Hee, hee, poor Stringer, messy man, he'll be gone for hours! :D

Hey, the smilies are in a different order than usual. Confusing. :(

Will you shake for me? ;)

Hee, hee, poor Stringer, messy man, he'll be gone for hours! :D

Hey, the smilies are in a different order than usual. Confusing. :(

Aww how could I not shake for you :D
Poor confuddled alty :D

Confuddled? How did you know? :D

Okay Bear, I'm having a silly moment. My friend just called, she's expecting her third baby in a few weeks, she wants to know if we can take her dog for a while. I can't, not with three dogs of my own, the youngest only 5 months, but it did give me a giggle. You see, he dogs name is Bear, we call him Bear Bum. Of course I thought of you and started laughing, now she thinks I'm going crazy. :eek:

Can I call you Bear Bum too? Oooh, now that I've said it you know it's going to stick. :p

Confuddled? How did you know? :D

Okay Bear, I'm having a silly moment. My friend just called, she's expecting her third baby in a few weeks, she wants to know if we can take her dog for a while. I can't, not with three dogs of my own, the youngest only 5 months, but it did give me a giggle. You see, he dogs name is Bear, we call him Bear Bum. Of course I thought of you and started laughing, now she thinks I'm going crazy. :eek:

Can I call you Bear Bum too? Oooh, now that I've said it you know it's going to stick. :p
Noooooo you can't call me bear bum, because all I'm going to think about now when you say it is your friends dog :D
Besides you couldn't if you tried, I have defeated other nicknames before and this shall be no different :D
Maybe your friends right :)

Aww, Bear Bum, don't be so mad, it's only a name, no worries pal. :)

I am not crazy! I'm not! I'm just a little "outside the lines" but not crazy! Am I? Say it isn't so! Say it! Darn. :(

Aww, Bear Bum, don't be so mad, it's only a name, no worries pal. :)

I am not crazy! I'm not! I'm just a little "outside the lines" but not crazy! Am I? Say it isn't so! Say it! Darn. :(

Aww I'm not mad I coundn't get mad at you :)
Its OK if your 'outside the lines' it's a bit crowded inside anyhoo so maybe being outside isn't so bad :)

Wheres princess rebby gone? She'l save me from these nick names :D

Ah, Princess Rebbie will be on my side, we gals stick together. You may have to get the guys to help, and they're all gone too. It's just you and me kid. :D

Ya, I like being outside the lines, being inside is boring and crowded. ;)

Darn, the time is running by and I have tons to do today. Bad Alty, I can't leave this place, it's too much fun. Sadly I do have to get my arse moving, otherwise I never will.

Talk to you later Bear, hold down the fort while I'm gone. Keep an eye on Stringer, he's sneaky! ;)

Ah, Princess Rebbie will be on my side, we gals stick together. You may have to get the guys to help, and they're all gone too. It's just you and me kid. :D

Ya, I like being outside the lines, being inside is boring and crowded. ;)

Darn, the time is running by and I have tons to do today. Bad Alty, I can't leave this place, it's too much fun. Sadly I do have to get my arse moving, otherwise I never will.

Talk to you later Bear, hold down the fort while I'm gone. Keep an eye on Stringer, he's sneaky! ;)

'It's just you and me kid. :D' eep,
Awww cya later alty, have fun :)

I'd like to announce that I am amazing.

How?

I configured my laptop to run internet connection via my cell phone.

Yep. Just call me Macguyver.

I'm taking lessons from M... Corners can be fun...

Later guys, we are going shopping now, yeah, the one we canceled the other day; Men's Warehouse, Mejier's and Jewel Grocery store... That will add up..

Bear... stand strong on the nick name bud... SHIELDS UP!!!!!

I'd like to announce that I am amazing.

How?

I configured my laptop to run internet connection via my cell phone.

Yep. Just call me Macguyver.

Awesome, go sneezy :)

Agreed stringer, defences up :D

Aaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!! Where are you hiding my Chicky girl? I just had a cute little guy show up at my door carrying a surprise!. you sneaky girl you!

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:D :D :D :D Good!! :) You get better, you hear?

What did you get Starby?

Hey, do I have to hurt myself to get something? ;)

Tell us Starby! Tell us! I only have a few minutes!

:)

Thankyouuuuuu! That was sooooo sweeet! They are beautiful Gerbera Daisies! I love them!. and they smell sooo nice! I can't remember the lastime I got flowers! I guess I'll forgive you now for keeping "The Rock."... for now... LOL!

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:D Yay! I'm so glad! :D

Awww, Chicky, you are such a sweetie.

Starby, you're a lucky duck! ;)

... and sshhhttt... don't tell anyone, but the delivery boy is locked in my basement! He's not being too loud! :D

...and sshhhttt....don't tell anyone, but the delivery boy is locked in my basement! He's not being too loud! :D

How cute is he Starby? Poor boy, he never saw it coming, the sweet lady with an owie answers the door, she asks him to step inside, she wacks him over the head with her cane and now he's duct taped in the basement. Are you going to feed him? Poor lad, poor boy, nope, no hope for him. ;)

Nooo... oh nooo! See Ducky had a plan! The sweet little boy called first, and I had time to set up a twap! He's okay! He never knew what hit him! Of courses I'll feed him! I will lure him out with my beautiful flowers, and maybe a cheese burger... and then he gets to go into the secret room! He is only in a holding cell for now! Ducky take good care of him! :D I think Chicky planned it this way! Got to love er!

Oh my, should I be calling the cops? Oh my. ;)

Why yes... flowers and a new toy :) What else to make you feel better! :)

HC... very nice touch girl... class!

A boy toy, hee, hee, Starby has a boy toy. :D

Hehehe... :)

Thanks Sir Stringer... I learn from the best! ;)

I've always wanted a boy toy! I just never knew where to buy one!. and low and behold... it just comes straight to my door!

Oh... and Chicky! You ordered from the best place in town too! (well since my place closed, haha) I used to work there! See, they trust me! They won't suspect me being the napper!

Okay, bad Alty, break over, I have more stuff to do and I'm not getting it done sitting here at my puter.

I hate to leave but I must. :(

Later gators!

LOL! I'm just that good! ;) Glad you like them :)

if a duck falls in the snow and nobody is around to hear her, does she make a quack?

I quacked... and I quacked... and I quacked... I swear I quacked! I even heard another "quack!"... but nobody heard me! :(:p

Hehehe.... :)

Thanks Sir Stringer... I learn from the best! ;)

What a wonderful compliment, thank you my dear.:):)

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That castle is quiet! Who kicked out the partiers?

Hey - got a medical screening done at work today. They had a bp screen, cholesterol screen, and massage clinic set up in our sports lab. It was AWESOME!

Found out that my blood pressure is perfect, cholesterol a wee bit high, but because I have an (as she said) abundance of the "good" cholesterol, I'm OK, glucose "perfect", and 20/20 vision.

Sweeeeet.

Now, if I could just get my stilettos back, I'd be great! :)

Flowers still pretty, Starby? ;)

I'm glad everything checked out Chicky! :) Ahhh, a massage! I wonder if I could train Niki to walk on my back... hee hee!

You need to polish up those stilettos, and let them know Mommy hasn't forgotten them, and will come for them very soon! :D

I'm nursing to of the smallest flowers back to health. I woke up this morning and they looked a little upset! They were hanging their little heads. So I shook my finger at them, and sliced off their little stems, and plunged them into a warm bath! They better smarten up! LOL!

Lol! Good, you keep them in line! What colors are they? I hope they're a "rainbow of colors"... :) Nothing like a rainbow to put a smile on a face! :)

There are 1 small and 1 lrg. White, 1 lrg yellow, 1 lrg. Dusty rose, 1 lrg burgandy, and the bad girls... 2 sm orange-ish! :D

YAY! :) So pretty! :)

They are very pretty! You know, after so many yrs. Of working in flower shops, I got immune to the smell! People would walk in and say... oh it smells so pretty in here! We would all look at each other and say... really? We just couldn't smell them anymore! I'm so glad I can smell them again! :D They make my house smell so nice!

:D Yes, flowers always perk up a house.

How's the leg today?

It's still pretty swollen, and my calf seems really hard. The swelling has gone down a bit in the rest of my leg, and is now just from the bottom of my calf to just above my knee. It looks like it will be Monday before I will be able to go in for more X-rays, and see if they have to cast it. My friend is bringing me crutches in a little bit. I hate those things, but I guess I have to.

I still don't know how I'm going to shower. Bear suggested the chair in the shower thing, and I had already thought of that, but it won't fit. My shower stall is really small. My bathroom is the smallest room in the house.

I've actually thought about adding an addition to my house once I finally get my settlement from my case with Nigel. It's been two yrs. Now, so I hope I will hear about the settlement sometime soon. But the gov't works at their own pace right? Lol

Edit: Eeekk! I think that's the first time I've actually called him by his first name on AMHD. Oh well hey? He knows who he is! LOL!

They sure do. I bet you'll get it soon, though.

Do you have a stool? That may fit in the stall...

:( So sorry. You should just fly yourself down to your parents' place in FL and get pampered! :)

Hahahaha! Sorry Chicky, don't mean to laugh, but couldn't help it! You don't know my parents. My parents/pampering... that's an oxy moron! Lol

I don't have a stool. Maybe I'll call my friend and see if he has one. I never thought of that. Then there's the next problem though. It's going to have to be a tall stool. Like a bar stool. Hmmmm!

Hmmm... indeed!

:) Well, feel better. I'm off until a bit later.

Get better!

Thanks! I can hear your stiletto's calling... take care of that ankle! ;)

You could just detatch the shower head and sit on the sloor of the shower :D

Bear? What's a sloor? LMAO!

Are you getting dirty with me?? ROFLAMO!

A Slippery fLOOR, obviously :D

... nah I just misspelled floor lol clearly I'm not all here today lol

Are you trying to kill me?

Sloor, hee, hee, bear's making up his own language. :)

Hi kids, just popping in for a min, then back to the old grind. I hate the old grind. :(

Sorry :p just trying to think of other ways to help :)
Plus I didn't know you couldn't get to the floor, I hear the older you get the harder it is to move so yeah you might need help getting back up with them creaky bones :D

Speaking of... hi alty :D

sorry :p just trying to think of other ways to help :)
plus i didnt know you couldnt get to the floor, i hear the older you get the harder it is to move so yeah you might need help getting back up with them creaky bones :D

speaking of......hi alty :D

Ohhh... double trouble! You stepped in it with both feet there buddy! Alty?. you hold him down!. I'll give him a noogie!

Don't you just love me :D you can't torture me

Sloor, hee, hee, bear's making up his own language. :)

Hi kids, just popping in for a min, then back to the old grind. I hate the old grind. :(

I thought you liked the old grind! Just send him to the store! Eventually he'll return, but maybe you'll like him better later! :p

[QUOTE=albear;1517999]sorry just trying to think of other ways to help
Plus I didn't know you couldn't get to the floor, I hear the older you get the harder it is to move so yeah you might need help getting back up with them creaky bones :D

Speaking of... hi alty /QUOTE]

Oooh, you didn't! Yes you did.

Starby, I think Bear needs a spanking. I'd give him one if I didn't think he'd enjoy it. ;)

Okay, noogie's it is, no one likes a noogie! :D

Bad Bear, you made bunny cry. :(

I thought you liked the old grind! Just send him to the store! Eventually he'll return, but maybe you'll like him better later!! :p

Ha, ha. That old grind isn't home yet, he's still at school.

Maybe I should get a new grind to replace the old one. ;)

KIDDING! :eek:

Let's give him a double wedgie too! :D

Let's give him a double wedgie too!! :D

And a snake bite! :)

[QUOTE=albear;1517999]sorry just trying to think of other ways to help
plus i didnt know you couldnt get to the floor, i hear the older you get the harder it is to move so yeah you might need help getting back up with them creaky bones :D

speaking of......hi alty /QUOTE]

Oooh, you didn't! Yes you did.

Starby, I think Bear needs a spanking. I'd give him one if I didn't think he'd enjoy it. ;)

Okay, noogie's it is, no one likes a noogie! :D

Bad Bear, you made bunny cry. :(

Awwww no bunny don't cry I'm sorry :(

And a snake bite! :)

... and a purple nurple! :D

Wo wo wo wo... whats a snake bite?
Plus please don't torture me I'm only an ickle bear :(

[QUOTE=Altenweg;1518016]

awwww no bunny dont cry im sorry :(

Awww, no worries, it wasn't so much a cry as a sob. I'm okay. ;)

I can't get mad at a cute cuddly Bear Bum. :D

wo wo wo wo ....whats a snake bite?
plus please dont torture me im only an ickle bear :(

A snake bite is a naughty boys weapon. You grab someone's arm and then twist in opposite directions. It hurst like a son of a gun.

...and a purple nurple!! :D

I'm out. Do you have anything else? Darn. :(

Apparently Bear has knowledge of the dreaded "Purple Nurple!" LOL!

[QUOTE=albear;1518023]

Awww, no worries, it wasn't so much a cry as a sob. I'm okay. ;)

I can't get mad at a cute cuddly Bear Bum. :D

Ooooo OK that's me told :)

Apparently Bear has knowledge of the dreaded "Purple Nurple!" LOL!

I think everyone has had the knightmares lol

Just don't fall asleep in our presence! You could wake up looking like a drag queen with no eyebrows! :p

... can you tell I've taken my painkillers? Hahaha!

Starby's stoned, hee, hee. :)

Aw, Bear Bum, am I bugging you?

Well, you have plenty of time to think of a come back, because my break is over, got to get back to it.

Starby, be gentle with him, after all, he's a young bear. ;)

Later kids!

Duely noted starby, ill have to keep my eyes and wits about me for a few nights at least :D

Starby's stoned, hee, hee. :)

Aw, Bear Bum, am I bugging you?

Well, you have plenty of time to think of a come back, because my break is over, gotta get back to it.

Starby, be gentle with him, after all, he's a young bear. ;)

Later kids!

Physchedellica! Hee hee!

Starby's stoned, hee, hee. :)

Aw, Bear Bum, am I bugging you?

Well, you have plenty of time to think of a come back, because my break is over, gotta get back to it.

Starby, be gentle with him, after all, he's a young bear. ;)

Later kids!

Nah your not bugging me alty :) your just getting your own back :D
Cya later have fun cleaning :)

Physchedellica!! Hee hee!!

Eep, :confused:

Who knows Bear... work with me here! I'm in my own little polka dot world! LOL!

Who knows Bear...work with me here!! I'm in my own little polka dot world!! LOL!
Wow I wish my world had polka dots , the world would be a much more colourful place :) did the docs prescribe them for you or did you raid your medicine cabinet :D

Naw... I just called my drug dealer! Hahahaha! Of course the Doc prescribed them! They are pretty strong, but at least they keep the pain at bay. At least it's amusing at the same time! :D... until they wear off!. then not so amusing!

Lol fair do's :D, when I went in after I broke my leg they put me on pure oxygen to knock me out where my vision tured into a collidoscope and I stopped breathing for fun :D, also the doc said hed never seen someone swing a broken leg about like that before :D tell you what though it was the most fun id had in ages
Hope your leg heals soon :) did the doc give you any idea

Oh yeah! Stopping breathing just for fun is a blast! Hmmm! LOL! Well, the downside orrrr could be the upside of the meds, is that now I need a nap. The caleidescope thing only lasts for so long! I have some pretty cool dreams though! Hahaha! Okay... I'm fading!. must go put head down! Talk to you later Bear!

Oh yeah! Stopping breathing just for fun is a blast!! Hmmm! LOL! Well, the downside orrrr could be the upside of the meds, is that now I need a nap. The caleidescope thing only lasts for so long! I have some pretty cool dreams though!! Hahaha! Okay...I'm fading!!...must go put head down! Talk to ya later Bear!

All right :) have a good rest, cya later :)

What happened to Starby? Awwww...
BEAR, that is so funny about swinging your broken leg around;)

Hi Starty! How are you? I tore the ligaments away from the bone in my leg. I have to go back to the Dr. probably on Monday, once the swelling goes down enough for more X-rays, because the bone could have a small fracture too. Fun and games!

Hi kids. Still cleaning, it sucks. Will my house ever be clean and stay clean? Tell me it's possible. Someone, anyone!

I hate cleaning.

Starby, can I have some of your meds? ;)

I'm hoarding the meds! LOL! Why the heck are you still cleaning? It's 8 o'clock! It's Friday night! Back away from the rubber gloves, and move towards the fridge! Pop a cold one and come play! :D

I've already popped 3 cold ones. One of the things I cleaned today was Sydney's room. I have a little piggy for a daughter. I can't even begin to describe how messy her room was. I'm surprised she doesn't have bugs crawling all over that place. I'm a neat freak, she the polar opposite!

There was food in her bed. Food! She has a bunk bed so I can't really go and check on a daily basis and I only wash her bedding once a week. I had to throw away her sheet, it had paint all over it. I had to clean her walls, once again because of paint. Wiggy got her a paint set, if he ever does that again he and Sydney can move to a hotel for the week! Oh, did I mention the tape? She put tape everywhere. On her bed (it's metal) on the wall, floor, window, closet, TV. Tape is not easy to get off metal.

Sydney is officially grounded until she turns 25. Okay, maybe until tomorrow, but still. I'm a bit peeved right now!

Where's my beer? ;)

Sounds like little Syd kid is on Mommy's naughty list today! Messy little girl. ;) I guess she can't be trusted with art supplies! Lol. I had one heck of a power nap. Except I still have no power! What's up with that?

You too? I could sleep 20 hours a day and still be tired. I really have to see my doctor, I think it's my thyroid, actually, I'm pretty sure it's my thyroid. That and the fact that I don't eat well, heck, I don't eat. I have to start taking care of myself, hence the workouts, but the rest has to fall into place too.

Darnit, I hate feeling this way. My get up and go, got up and went, now I can't find it. Where did it go? Obviously not to your house. Maybe Sneezy took it. :(

I want it back!!

No old age comments, I swear I'll smack the first person who says it's because of age! I'm not old! I'm just the opposite of young. :(

I betcha it was Sneezy! He's sneaky! Orrrr, maybe it was that Sheriff or the Deputy! They lurk around the corridors a lot! Or it could have been the "innocent" Princess? She seems to be oddly missing! Her bike is gone too... and I found a get away note!. something about her being gone for the wkd. Sounds a little suspicious don't you think?

Starby, I'm a bit tipsy. Heck, I'm a bit drunk. Darnit, the letters are going across the screen at the speed of light. How come? Am I making sense?

I just tried posting on the religious discussions board, then I thought better of it because what I was writing didn't even make sense to me. I hate it when that happens.

Yes, that Sneezy is sneaky. Hee, hee, Sneaky Sneezy, say it, it's fun. Come on, you know you want to. ;)

Okay, what were we talking about?

How many spelling errors in my post? Don't count, I'm sure there are a lot. The screen is blurry! Oy, I'll pay for this tomorrow. :(

Sneaky Sneezy, Sneaky Sneezy, Sneaky Sneezy!

Sneaky Sneezy Snuck a Sneak at Sleepy Sneezers!. say it with me!. 3 times quick... can you do it?. can you?

...

... I knew there was a reason my ears were burning.

They were on FIRE!!

Alty: you know I never call you old. I just say... that you're chronologically... challenged.

Starbs: how's the leg feeling?

Still swollen and hurting, but the meds are helping! Colors... oooooo... pretty colors!! :D

Darnit, he's watching. That's not good. :(

I'm soooooo drunk! I just made double chocolate chip muffins. I don't know if they'll be edible, but, what the heck. I'm in a mood. ;)

I wonder if there are any people on tonight that need a good tongue lashing. Shall we see? ;)

Darnit, he's watching. That's not good. :(

I thought you liked it when I watched..


I wonder if there are any people on tonight that need a good tongue lashing. Shall we see? ;)

Ooh, pick me pick me!

Wait... good tongue lashing.. I really hope that means what I think it means...

wait... good tongue lashing.. I really hope that means what I think it means...

Um, probably not. It means yelling, screaming, you know, lashing out your tongue at someone.

Why am I explaining this to a future doctor? ;)

Wow! That was weird! AMHD locked me out! Waaaaaaa! What did I ever do to them? ::sniff sniff:: :(

What's this thread all about?

just random people being crazy.

and bored.

crazy and bored. Sounds like a bad julia roberts movie.

crazy and bored. sounds like a bad julia roberts movie.

Agreed!

I just hit 300 posts kind of happy about that. Hell it was only about a week ago I hit 200. Sounds like I have no life or slack off at work way too much.

P.S. it is both but more the latter

Eeek, I have over 4000 posts. What does that mean?

I really should get a life. :(

Eeek, I have over 4000 posts. What does that mean?

I really should get a life. :(

Just kidding about the having no life thing. But I have been posting a lot lately.

Me too. I love coming here, I've made many friends here, so it's not hard to keep posting, posting, posting.

We're all a bit nuts here, this is where we go to relax, shoot the poo, you know, just be a bit silly. Join in, you'll figure us out pretty quickly.

If you do plan on staying in the castle you'll need a nickname. How about Cody? You see, we kind of like nicknames that end in a y. We have Starby, Starty, Sneezy, Alty (that's me) Chicky, Rebby, Chery, and a few that don't end in y.

Why isn't Stringer, Stringy, Bear, Beary, M, my (ok, that doesn't make sense).

Never mind, I'll go back to my room now. :(

Stringer IS Stringy! Have you not been paying attn.? I think you hit your head! Bear is only Beary when he's being nice to us... heehee (we lub you Bear) M is just Batman to me! He's my Superhero! No one else's... just mine!. allll mine!! Muuwaahahahahahaha!

Hey Alty! Haven't heard Stringy talk about Suzy lately! Do you think he's ignoring her? Aren't you worried that the Sheriff is using her for dirty deeds?. done dirt cheap?

What the Quack has this Castle come to?

May I suggest that one might elevate ones thoughts to an euphoric playground of white puffy clouds, doves seemingly floating in air, gentle whiffs of the smell of roses, beautiful rays of sun beams shooting through the white puffy clouds, a peaceful explosion of beautiful sunset colors beaming across the twilight sky.

Now, boys and girls think about how you are floating without any weight, gently in the air, above scrolling and waving fields of wheat. You can even see the little bunny running from the fox, hear the 'toot toot' from the distant lonely train whistle... It is getting to be evening and the gentle southern winds are cooling to your brow as you gently ease down, floating to a sweet freshly cut field of wild flowers......you are so relaxed....peaceful, in love with the world......aaaaaaaaahhhhh...

(*** SNAP, SNAP !!!!***) Sorry guys, football is on the other channel !!!!

I would have though the Feds would have shut this castle down by now.. with all the crazy goings on here but I see all of you rapscallions are still up to your old mischief... :D:rolleyes:

May I suggest that one might elevate ones thoughts to an euphoric playground of white puffy clouds, doves seemingly floating in air, gentle whiffs of the smell of roses, beautiful rays of sun beams shooting through the white puffy clouds, a peaceful explosion of beautiful sunset colors beaming across the twilight sky.

Now, boys and girls think about how you are floating without any weight, gently in the air, above scrolling and waving fields of wheat. You can even see the little bunny running from the fox, hear the 'toot toot' from the distant lonely train whistle... It is getting to be evening and the gentle southern winds are cooling to your brow as you gently ease down, floating to a sweet freshly cut field of wild flowers......you are so relaxed....peaceful, in love with the world......aaaaaaaaahhhhh...

(*** SNAP, SNAP !!!!***) Sorry guys, football is one the other channel !!!!

I liked your post... both parts, I love football too... :) :) Oh yes;)

GOOD morning;)

GOOD morning;)

Good morning sweet... how are you, the kids and hubby?:)

I think we are all right. Living life as well as we can. We sort of "started over"

New ground rules and new perspectives if you will;)

i think we are alright. Living life as well as we can. We sorta "started over"

new ground rules and new perspectives if you will;)

* 22 * :):)

22:)

We took the boys' bunkbeds apart, and now we are thinking it was a mistake cause it left no room to walk in there... but... I can't find the pegs to go in the legs so we can put them back together... DAMN IT!! Why can't I find hthem, I am the finder... ask me and I know where it is:( Where is my hat mom? On the table by the computer...
Where are my keys babe? On the hutch in our room...
Where is my jacket mom? I washed it... it all ready to go in the dryer.
Where is my really cool black and grey hot wheel mom? In your bedside table so you wouldn't loose it, remember?
Where is my other shoe mom? Under your bed Maxy... look a little harder;)
SHEESH... where are those damn pegs?

How are you and your pretty wife Stringer?

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We took the boys' bunkbeds apart, and now we are thinking it was a mistake cause it left no room to walk in there......but.....I can't find the pegs to go in the legs so we can put them back together...DAMN IT!!! Why can't i find hthem, I am the finder...ask me and I know where it is:( Where is my hat mom? On the table by the computer...
Where are my keys babe? On the hutch in our room.....
Where is my jacket mom? I washed it...it all ready to go in the dryer.
Where is my really cool black and grey hot wheel mom? In your bedside table so you wouldnt loose it, remember?
Where is my other shoe mom? Under your bed Maxy....look a little harder;)
SHEESH....where are those damn pegs?

How are you and your pretty wife Stringer?

Fine thank you hon, she and sis-in-law... well there is always a reason/need to shop... that's where they are... it's OK.

Ya know, I am pretty sure that you can find these wooden pegs or something like them at a lumber yard or in a Home Depot in the lumber department. If they don't exactly fit, you can shave them down a bit...

Hi stringer how are you today?

Good buddy, how are you?

I am starting to straighten up my office here at home... this is a long term project... many stacked papers and books that I have to read before I put them away or throw them away... not really fun... but.

Yea I understand I've got similar problems, got to get round to organizing my notes sometime as well,

I am doing paperwork too Stringer... house is almost OK... and Dustin went to go get the pegs;)
Hey you bear;)

Hi starty :), still happy,
I see you gave up looking for the pegs lol

yea i understand ive got similar problems, got to get round to organizing my notes sometime aswell,

Not on of my favorite things Bear.:(:rolleyes:

Awww... you boys... go get a big CHOCOLATE BROWNIE, with hot fudge, an vanilla ice cream... Oh gosh, I may end up baking too today:):):)
HUGS to both of you, now git your stuff done!

I am doing paperwork too Stringer....house is almost ok.......and Dustin went to go get the pegs;)
hey ya bear;)

Yeah, I've also got to set down and get the checkbook out and pay some of the bills... you know 'shopping', shopping and other things...

I hope he finds what you guys need...

::Yawn::... Hi kids!

Awww...you boys.....go get a big CHOCOLATE BROWNIE, with hot fudge, an vanilla ice cream.......Oh gosh, I may end up baking too today:):):)
HUGS to both of you, now git your stuff done!!

Phooey... in this case it needs to get to the point that the 'stacks' are about to fall over... I need a match.

Same here stringer, but like start says its got to be done :),
I will get round to it start, eventually, :) got to be realistic.
Hi starby (you lub me) lol

::Yawn::....Hi kids!

YES!! And your point is..? :rolleyes:

Im so glad for the castle.. its a good place to go when you cry for others here who post some very sad things and you all do a great job of loving and caring.. now lets all have a big salute..

I's drinking beer.. how about you Alty? Stringy? LOl

Ohhh you are grummmmmmmpy Stringer... ;)
HI YA STARBS... (you lub me too)
Bear, realistic as in Get your crap done so you don't feel bad later for not doing it? Realistic? Is that what you meant?

YES!?!?!? And your point is....??:rolleyes:

No point! Bored!. tired of sitting here! Chicky's flowers died! I'm going to raise heck with the florist. I tried to nurse them back to health yesterday... but no such luck. So, they WILL replace them. There's no reason they should be dead already. I haven't even had them for 48 hrs, and by lastnite all but one were toast!

Hey Starty! I hear you're having peg probs, lol!

NOPE not anymore... their room WILL be done soon. I got other things on my mind, the dog room and paper work... one thing at a time;)
Hope you feel better... how about a big ole soft hug?

Ohhh you are grummmmmmmpy Stringer...;)
HI YA STARBS...(you lub me too)
Bear, realistic as in Get your crap done so you dont feel bad later for not doing it? Realistic? Is that what you meant?

Start that's being too realistic :D, 'feel bad later' lol you know me too well :)

Hi artsy ill join you in that toast to the castle :)

NOPE not anymore...their room WILL be done soon. I got other things on my mind, the dog room and paper work...one thing at a time;)
Hope you feel better....how about a big ole soft hug?

Awwwww... thanks Starty girl! I needed a hug! Big group hug you! :D

Awwwww....thanks Starty girl!! I needed a hug!! Big group hug ya'll! :D

Bear hug to you too starby :)

Hi to C-man as well :)

Awwwww....thanks Starty girl!! I needed a hug!! Big group hug ya'll! :D

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Well... (ok) but a quick one... k?:rolleyes:

I am back on patrol after getting up late and snowblowing the driveway... Time to check my board and help these people...

After that its down to the basement to finish rewireing the landery circuit. FUN FUN FUN!

Im so glad for the castle..its a good place to go when you cry for others here who post some very sad things and you all do a great job of loving and caring ..now lets all have a big salute..

I's drinking beer..how bout you Alty? Stringy? LOl

I keep sitting my beer on top of all these piles of papers and it keeps spilling! OOoopps... man... I am still quick... maybe cause it was a beer... saved it!:D

Here well I am away let me leave you a topic:

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Later C-man, have a good one

I am back on patrol after getting up late and snowblowing the driveway... Time to check my board and help these people...

After that its down to the basement to finish rewireing the landery circut. FUN FUN FUN!

HEY!! Are you crazy :):)? Way to go, now if my wife reads this she will expect me to have all that energy too... careful man... :D

Im so glad for the castle..its a good place to go when you cry for others here who post some very sad things and you all do a great job of loving and caring ..now lets all have a big salute..

I's drinking beer..how bout you Alty? Stringy? LOl

I's joining you! :D

:)... ok, just did all the dusting, sheeeeesh I am fast!
C-man... stay cool:)

I keep sitting my beer on top of all these piles of papers and it keeps spilling! OOoopps...man...I am still quick...maybe cause it was a beer...saved it!:D

Honey.. this is a computer.. no papers oh you mean rolling papers ;) uh oh here we go again.. Alty you're the only one that knows how to roll :)

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Well....(ok) but a quick one...k?:rolleyes:

Heh? Are you drunk Stringy? LOL!

:).....ok, just did all the dusting, sheeeeesh I am fast!
C-man....stay cool:)
Go start go! :)

HEY !!!! are you crazy :):)? Way to go, now if my wife reads this she will expect me to have all that energy too....careful man....:D

Yeah and add to that I have to do homework and take a test for an online class I am taking too... :eek:

Honey..this is a computer..no papers oh you mean rolling papers ;) uh oh here we go again..Alty your the only one that knows how to roll :)

That's prob true... hee hee.:)

Honey..this is a computer..no papers oh you mean rolling papers ;) uh oh here we go again..Alty your the only one that knows how to roll :)

Hey, I resemble that remark!

yeah and add to that i have to do homework and take a test for an online class i am taking too... :eek:

duct tape....now !!!!!!!

Well that was easy answered all the questions already... Now down to the dungen to electricute myself. TTYL...

Later C-man have fun :)

I know enough about electricity... to stay the h*ll away from it... too many nasty shocks...

I know enough about electricity.....to stay the h*ll away from it...too many nasty shocks....

It's not too bad if you know what you are doing it is totally safe. People over estimate the complexity and danger involved in electrical work. :cool:

On another note came in to check on the accounting board this afternoon and found nothing but homework/test questions... I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS! :mad: But hey it’s Sunday and all the online classes have their work due today so I guess it is to be expected. :rolleyes:

It's not too bad if you know what you are doing it is totally safe. People over estimate the complexity and danger involved in electrical work.

Well the learning process has left smoke coming from my ears... ha ha.

If there was a real standard that idiots like me could understand it would be less damaging to my smoked hair. Example: make all the important wires the same color, universal...

Hey, I have a friend that has been an electrician for over 25 yrs. and he was working on our new Costco a few months back, as the supervisiing electrician, and he got thrown about 20 ft. and was hospitalized for a few days. So it's not just the amateurs! ;)

I have a feeling I'm going to have one helluva day ahead of me. Friends of mine that went and got extremely drunk lastnite, are on their way over here. I tried to tell them no, but they apparently aren't listening. I'm sure they are still drunk! Oh joy!

Hey, I have a friend that has been an electrician for over 25 yrs., and he was working on our new Costco a few months back, as the supervisiing electrician, and he got thrown about 20 ft., and was hospitalized for a few days. So it's not just the amateurs! ;)

I have a feeling I'm going to have one helluva day ahead of me. Friends of mine that went and got extrememly drunk lastnite, are on their way over here. I tried to tell them no, but they apparently aren't listening. I'm sure they are still drunk! Oh joy!!

Turn on the game.. that will distract them... Koolaide... :)

See now that would just give me a bigger headache Stringy! :p Doesn't Exy have the Koolaide? Oh no, he didn't steal it right? LOL

... and who's your team?

See now that would just give me a bigger headache Stringy! :p Doesn't Exy have the Koolaide? Oh no, he didn't steal it right? LOL

.......and who's your team?

Pittsburgh Steelers... all the way, getting ready to go to my son's house with about 20 others...

Gooo Cards! Hee hee hee! ::running fast:: Just joking Stringy! That's for breaking Barbie's neck yesterday! :p

... I don't even know who's playing! Lol It's a bird team isn't it? Hahahaha!

Well the learning process has left smoke coming from my ears...ha ha.

If there was a real standard that idiots like me could understand it would be less damaging to my smoked hair. Example: make all the important wires the same color, universal ....

Follow NEC 2008, I found a good book for this on the internet called Wiring Simplified. I read it cover to cover before doing any work on my house.

As far as proper safety precautions always turn off the power to the circuit you are working on and use a tester to verify it is dead. Also when working in the Main Panel shut off the main breaker to the house. Follow these rules and you should be safe...

Wiring? We're talking about wiring? Isn't that what electritions are for? Call someone, not me. ;)

Now, if you want to refinish your bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, then call me, I can be bought, for the right price. ;)

Wiring? We're talking about wiring? Isn't that what electritions are for? Call someone, not me. ;)

Now, if you want to refinish your bathroom, bedroom, kitchen, then call me, I can be bought, for the right price. ;)

Your right should keep that stuff in the appropriate board...

Just be glad I don't start talking about accounting.

Your right should keep that stuff in the appropriate board...

Just be glad I don't start talking about accounting.

No, no, feel free to talk about anything here, no worries.

Accounting? Yikes, I hate numbers, they're yucky! ;)

Sadly, that was my major in college, but, hey, what can I say, I suck at math. ;)

I think I'll stick to woodworking, art, writing, you know, stuff I'm good at. Math isn't my best subject, heck, I barely made it through in school. Sad. :(

Your right should keep that stuff in the appropriate board...

Just be glad I don't start talking about accounting.

*****(pssst,, don't let her scare you... bite worst than... bark, ooppps well I guess that I said it correctly..! )*****:eek::D:rolleyes:

Bye... Steeler Time... :)

Eeeekkk! What are the electricians and the accountants doing schmoozing with the castle royalty? Aren't they suppose to be re-wiring the dungeon?

Rewiring the dungeon? It's supposed to be dark and cold in the dungeon, that's what makes it a dungeon. ;)

Now, my bedroom could use some work. Cody, can you rewire it for a big screen TV and surround sound? Oooh, and pocket lights, and a dance floor? Come on, I'm the Queen, you must do my biding.

Also, my bite is just as bad as my bark. ;)

Stringer... isnt your birthday on the 16th?
Hi girls!:)

I degress! No wiring in the dungeon! How 'bout a disco floor, with a huge disco ball, with flashing lights and a pole in the ballroom of the Castle!?

Careful of Alty's bite Codester!

No worries, biting costs extra. Was that out loud? Eeek! ;)

Time to make dinner (see, I can learn, dinner, not supper, for all my American friends). ;)

Be good kids!

I like SUPPER... it sounds yummier!

Roast with gravy, spaetzle, asparagus with hollaindaise sause, potatoes, blaukraut. It's my turn to make you all drool. ;)

My new fav song.

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What the blankety blank blank is blaukraut? Is that boring sauerkraut? :p

NO! Blue cabbage! Oy! :(

It's not easy being blue!

Starry,

Not an Electrician (that’s just my hobby) I am an accountant however. Look at it this way I can always do the taxes for the castle.

Alty,

Sure I will rewire the bedroom for you flat screen and all, just get me a couple cases of my favorite beer. Can you guess what it is? Bet you can’t :p

Rewiring the dungeon? It's supposed to be dark and cold in the dungeon, that's what makes it a dungeon. ;)

Now, my bedroom could use some work. Cody, can you rewire it for a big screen TV and surround sound? Oooh, and pocket lights, and a dance floor? Come on, I'm the Queen, you must do my biding.


Also, my bite is just as bad as my bark. ;)

That's what I said... :rolleyes:

Stringer...isnt your birthday on the 16th?
Hi girls!:)

Birthday?

[QUOTE=Altenweg;1521438]Oooh, and pocket lights, and a dance floor? Come on, I'm the Queen, you must do my biding.QUOTE]

Want me to put a pole in that dance floor while I am at it?

We've already asked for a pole in the ballroom! Can you work the books and get us two? :D

Want me to put a pole in that dance floor while I am at it?

Can you? Can you? That would be great! :)

Can you? Can you? That would be great! :)

Move those hips alty ;)

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Lmao

Hello cody , nice to meet you :) Hope the girls haven't been too :ahem: naughty!!

I'm Married so it's all just joking around...

Hello cody , nice to meet you :) Hope the girls haven't been too :ahem: naughty !!!

Naughty you say? Ppphhhtttt! Hello Batman! How was your wkd? Did you just escapt from the dungeon?

Go Steelers!! Great game!!

I have the keys starby ;)

YOu guys are crazy!!
Steelers... ya you you... gosh, they almost lost... lol

Ugh. I've been at work all day so I missed the game!

I heard it was an amazing game. Do tell!

I have the keys starby ;)

Who the heck gave you the darn keys again Deputy dawg?

Hello cody , nice to meet you :) Hope the girls haven't been too :ahem: naughty !!!

No, Starby's been good, I kept my eye on her. She's the only naughty one here!

Who the heck gave you the darn keys again Deputy dawg?

I have a special set of skeleton keys that Genie Tahlia gave me , fits everything ;)

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Keys? Friend, those naughty girls got you so confused... I walked right in;)

Keys? Friend, those naughty girls got you so confused.....I walked right in;)

You need keys to get OUT of the dungeon starty pants ;) It's scary down there :eek:

Oh... why are you trying to escape there Friend... its fine... just sit back down and relax... bwwhahahahah

ugh. I've been at work all day so I missed the game!!

I heard it was an amazing game. Do tell!

Down by 4 I think with less than a minute to go. Moved the ball down field with about 40 seconds left, great pass over three defenders to Holmes in the corner of the end zone, finger tip catch and kept both feet in bounds... 27 to 23 final.

Post # 1461 already

Post # 1462 already...

#1463 ;)

You need keys to get OUT of the dungeon starty pants ;) It's scary down there :eek:

M, are you afraid of the dark? I prefer the dark. Muwahahahahaha!

Oh my, it's 12:30am, I really should go to bed. Bad Alty. :eek:

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That dare devil duck...

#1466...

1467. Are we going to keep doing this? ;)

How is everyone this morning?

I'm tired! :(

1467. Are we going to keep doing this? ;)

How is everyone this morning?

I'm tired! :(

Me... too. Some crazy bad dreams last night kept waking me up.

Stringer, did it involve a duck? ;)

Me....too. Some crazy bad dreams last night kept waking me up.

NOOOOO!. no naps today, you stay awake all day and then you will sleep better tonight! Darn it Stringer, you don't need that.:) Sweet dreams tonight...
POST: I forgot? LOL
Good mornin':cool:

Stringer, did it involve a duck? ;)

That would really BE SCARY!! No Zombies... :eek:

Zombies! Wow, what did you eat before bed? ;)

I was up late talking to a guy that sneezes funny, and boy, he really does!

Now I'm sitting here talking to my favorite Chicago guy. :)

The kids are home, sick, sore throat, runny nose, achy bones. Not good. :(

Zombies! Wow, what did you eat before bed? ;)

I was up late talking to a guy that sneezes funny, and boy, he really does!

Now I'm sitting here talking to my favorite Chicago guy. :)

The kids are home, sick, sore throat, runny nose, achy bones. Not good. :(

Yeah, I ate a lot of different things at the Super Bowl Party and beer and jello "treats" and more of the same. Possibly that was it, but BOY were they ever vivid and realistic. It literally woke me up in a sweat. They were all over the place even in my home... :o

I remember, it was nice to stay home when I was little and sick, lots of TLC...

They're getting the TLC, and lots of rest, movies, eating in bed. Poor little mites, I hate it when they're sick. It might have been the ski trip. I hope not.

I need more COFFEE!

I loved the party, the food, the game, family and friends, the great mood, and the drink... I know we have all been there---the day after. That is what is going on now (the day after), I cannot feel all the parts of my body because my head wants all the attention... *boom* * boom * * boom *... I never learn... ughhhhh! :(

The day after sucks! I know how you feel Stringer, I feel your pain, literally! ;)

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Goofy but funny.

Stringy?. did you send your dream waves to meee? Wow did I have some doozies lastnight! I normally dream from the minute I go to sleep, until the time I wake up... which is incredibly annoying, but lastnite there were knives and guns and people getting killed. Uuuggghhh!

Okay kids, it's that time again. Who's starting the next thread? What will it be about? Someone has to do it, and soon, we're running out of space.

Stringer? M? Neither one of you have started one, it may be your turn.

Sneezy, Retsy, Rebbie, Chicky?

Come on guys, Starby and I need a break, it's hard thinking stuff up all the time. ;)

Who's it going to be? Hmmmm?

I think we need another Castle! Every time we do something else, it dies down! LOL! Or hey, how 'bout Rebby's Rebel Biker Bar? Heehee!

Anybody? Going once... going twice...

Oooh, a biker bar, that sounds, um, a bit scary actually! ;)

How about a spa? The boys can be the servants!

How about a strip club? The boys can be the strippers!

A dance hall? A donut shop? A bowling alley? A skating rink? A singles bar? A bus stop? Heck, just pick something, someone!

Another castle sounds good, if everyone agrees, but I really think one of the boys should start it. Come on boys, you know you want to start something. ;)

Stringy's Sanitarium?

The Magical Kingdom?

Fantasyland?

Curly Ben's Cultland?. hahahaha!. I'm in twouble!

Run Starby, RUN!

Stringer's sexy strip club.

M's magnificent... I shouldn't finish that sentence.;)

Sneezy's salty sex spot? What?

Okay, obviously this shouldn't be left up to me. ;)

How 'bout... The Bat Cave?

Deputy Dawgs Dog Pound?

Duckyhills 90210?. haha! Anyone?

The Sheriffs prison cell?

M's mighty... I can't stop thinking about that! ;)

Chicky chicken coop?

Starby, I think we're on our own.

Maybe you and I should start one and name it after one of the others. That will teach them to leave it up to us! :)

Hey girls...

Bah... I"m home sick today. Stupid stomach is exploding... or is that "imploding"??? Rahh...

At least it's raining. I love being on the couch when it's raining. Just wish it wasn't because I"m sick! :(

Awww, sorry you're sick Chicky! The flu? Curl up with a good book and some Chicken Soup... oops!. can Chicky's eat chicken soup?

Your flowers died Chicky! :( They brought me more though! :D Only they are green lillies instead. Really pretty though!

Aww... sorry they died! Glad they brought you new ones... that's quite the deal! Lol

Yes, already consumed the chicken soup... although... it was rather weird eating it... I mean, really, think about it... Chicky... eating chicken soup... it made me sad... but made my tummy feel better! ;)

Has anyone decided on a name? I'm giving you all 5 minutes. and then I'm going to start something silly you know... LOL! Only 9 posts left! ;)

I"m game for whatever. I"m part of the club; don't care what we call it... this time! ;)

I'm off for the couch. TTYL.

Feel better Chicky! Get some rest! :)

Get better Chicky, that's an order!

Okay Starby, it's up to you and me, well you because I did the last one, or the current one, you know what I mean.

How about Stringers Sneezy Friend finds a Chick?

Just post a link when you're done. K? ;)

Here we go kids!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/friends-fantasyland-haunted-hotel-312041.html#post1523417

I signed in Ducky, I'm ready to go, bring it on! :)

What a time and how time flies!! Did not have a clue we were so close to the end.

See you there!

3 left to go kids! Who wants to put up the drawbridge? :D Curly Ben? :p

Starby, maybe you should post the link to the new place again, just in case someone missed it.

Okay Ben, we're almost ready for you to shut us down, but we'll be back. Muwahahahahaha! :)

I'll do the honours :)

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