Welcome to the Haunted Castle,
Enter with care!

There are ghosts in the hallways,
And fright in the air.

The ghosts have no shadows,
No footprints appear.

There are vampires and warewolves,
You can't see in a mirror.

The ghosts like to scare you,
The games that they play.

They bring terror and horror,
Whenever they may.

Be aware when alone in this castle of fear,
You will never know when a ghost may appear.

So this is my warning, and this you should heed,
You can check out anytime you like,
But you can never leave!

So you now have your warning,
I wish you good luck.

Be careful in the Castle!
Happy Hauntings,
The Duck!

Muawaahahahahahahaha!! :eek::eek:

LOVE it Starby! :)

Beware o' the Evil Ducks and Chicks... we like to keep you all on our toes...

We... the ghosties and I were waiting for our first victim! Come into my parlour my little Chickadee!

Okay, I was scared - until I saw the duckies and puppy.

Don't let them fool you Emland! They morph into other creatures in the night! LOL!

Mwa-ha-ha... that's what we use to draw in our unsuspecting victims... the cute puppy dogs and kittens offering cotton candy and candy corn... :)

Oh wait, should I have given our secret?? Darn it.

I was just walking down the corridors, with my tape recorder... I always have one with me (lol)... and this is what I found on the tape!



YouTube - HALLOWEEN (sound effects collection) 2 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SriH39O2yS8)

I am the monster that breathing men would kill. I am Dogula.

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Greetings Count Dogula! We shall need you to keep us safe from those blood sucking vampires! Careful of the warewolves!

Aw, Coundogula is a cutie pie, hi puppy wuppykins. ;)

A haunted castle. LOVE IT!! :)

Got to run, flies to kill, can I bring them to the castle, I'm sure there are spider web around that will do the trick. :)

Later ghosts and goblins. :)

Can't stay, just checking in to let you know I got the memo :p

Haunted this time? Hell, what was it all the other times?

It was just slightly disturbed! LOL!

Creepy Place , just spotted this entering the front gates :eek:

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Soo,this is where I will post some of Stringers pictures of his 'haunted house' as soon as I can get my graphics sorted. Gosh, I just had another blackout and woke up 2 hours later. Thank goodness I was already in bed. Maybe my monster has moved to my brain or I'm just overtired, but it's starting to really tee me off.

So Stringer.. did you finally take that horseraddish?? If not, I'm going to spook your but and you'll feel that kick from across that big pond!

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OK, so I got a little carried away here, but I love Halloween!

Check you later..

Love that entrance poem!

LOL... love those little smileys Momma C :)

LOL! I not the best at poetry Momma C, but I did my best! Haha!

Sir-Beer-A-Lot... did you leave the drawbridge down for those ghosties to come in? How many times do you need to be told to put up the drawbridge when you arrive? Geezzz... kids!. they never listen! Those ghosties are going to be hiding under YOUR bed tonight... you know that right?

Starby
If you noticed... they walked straight through the Drawbridge :eek:

Starby
If you noticed..............they walked straight through the Drawbridge :eek:

They are still going to be sleeping under your bed! Maybe even a few in your closet! And why do they all look like Nuns? Guess you won't be getting much action! :p

They are still going to be sleeping under your bed! Maybe even a few in your closet! And why do they all look like Nuns? Guess you won't be gettin much action! :p

You think... :D

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Yer such a bad boy! We still have a dungeon, and you can be sent there to think about your actions you know. I hear that is where the gargoiles, vampires, and warewolves like to hang out.

Ha ha... I'll be busy with my Nun ;)

You think.............:D

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Jeeesh, I leave for a few minutes and look what the cat dragged in!
Have to admit though, you got good taste. Just be careful that they don't bite. I'll bring in the garlic tomorrow.

Sleep tight y'all, will c.u. tomorrow after my infusion.

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I hope your infusion goes well Cher, and no more of those nasty side effects! Get some good sleep tonight my sweets! Pleasant dreams, or dreams of Patrick! I guess that's a little redundant... LOL!

Muchly! ;)

Hello, everybody!
Ooooh, the haunted castle! Sounds fun! I can't even begin to imagine the things that will happen here... lol

I've been really focusing on school lately, so my presence on this forum has been limited. Just wanted to say hi before I get back to work :(. I think I am doing well, and teachers are handing out projects and assignments like crazy to get marks for mid-term report cards. Hours of work a night... But it will hopefully it will all pay off :)

Here's a picture of what I woke up to, this morning! ITS OCTOBER!

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Insanity.
It is melting off, but this is the second snowfall already, and it isn't even November...
How are you guys handling the winter?
Got to love the snow, though. Makes me feel Canadian :). (I am an EXTREMELY proud Canadian ;))

So, how have all you been? Hope everything is going well!

I'd like to introduce my friend, Harry

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LOL... nice job EM :)

Greenie, that sucks. Snowball Fight!! :)

Just here for a minute, then I have to cook dinner, bathe the kids, put the kids to bed... you know, the usual. ;)

I'll be back later.

Oh, M, you know that the word "Nun" kind of says it all. ;)

Ok "sister"...

DOH that means nun as well :D

Ok so seeing as this is a spooky castle with ghosts you should really watch this video...


YouTube - creepy car commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT41wRA67PA)

Hey Em who's that hottie that you posted? FlyB I owe you a flogging later... ;)

You going to bite Hottie Harry's head off spydy pants :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Just maybe... :)
I hope they have a dungeon in this castle...
Any type of flailing device that you prefer FlyB? ;)

I'll leave that up to you spydy ;)

Did you watch the spooky car?

Spooky car?

Wah?

I just found this.

... what the heck's going on?

Spooky car?

Go back to post #29


Hey sneezer

Hallo errone

Spooky car... I keep a ballbat next to my bed and a shotgun in the gun-cabinet just waiting for the zombie invasion
I'm being serial...

How's about this one FlyB:D
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Swooooshhhhh... there does that duckie... gone.

I don't hurt duckies.

How's about this one FlyB:D
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I'm heading down to the dungeon now :)

I'd rather you bite my head off though :D

In good time- let me attach the flechettes...
*smack
Ooo you like spiders don't you ;)

Okay, I'm getting carried away here :)
At any rate, It's time for me to go to bed- looking at a computer screen makes me sleepy. I'm wore out from that flogging anyway ;)

Night spydy :)

Night night, hope I didn't hurt you too bad.
Peace

Nite nite, hope I didn't hurt ya too bad.
Peace

He's tougher than he looks... right deputy?:rolleyes:

Good night all.:)

Absolutely ;)

Night stringer :)

Absolutely ;)

Nite stringer :)

Good night M, with all that training to become a deputy, you had to be tough... Me MAN.. right?

Talk with you tomorrow.

Swooooshhhhh...there does that duckie...gone.

The Duck is tight with the ghosties, and they have my back! I also built secret tunnels. You'll never find them, and you'll never catch me! Nope... never! Muwaahahahaha! QUACK!. oops, pardon me!

The Duck is tight with the ghosties, and they have my back! I also built secret tunnels. You'll never find them, and you'll never catch me! Nope....never!! Muwaahahahaha! QUACK!....oops, pardon me!

LOOK UP IN THE SKY! Is it a bird, a plane???? NO... it looks like a big BAT carrying what appears to be a featherless DUCK...squawking like a banshee!!!!!

::PLOP:: Ewwww, Stringy... what is that all over your head?? The Duck flies in mysterious ways! :p

The hallways are quiet... the ghosts are sleeping... I wonder where... you ghouls are creeping.

Rhyming rhyming rhyming...

Ya MISSED DUCKIE!! Need a new bomb sight...

Heellloooo? Where the jimmy crack corn is everyone? Lol.

Geeezzz, these newbies that join today, have 3 posts total, and dish out 2 reddies! It's annoying me!

HELLLLLLOOOOOooooooooo...

Helllloooo... helloooo... hellloooooooo! Who installed the acoustics in here? Everything echoes in the halls!

Hello Everybody! Good Morning! Today is a special day, right?? Nice Castle! Just found the entrance!HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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YouTube - The Nightmare Before Christmas Intro (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz2Ho62dVr0&feature=related)
Or
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7Da3qrozMv4

Hi Bear!:)

Morning unknown, can't stay long just though id drop off that song :)
Cya later

G'mornin, afternoon, evening... Unky and Bear! We have 3 totally different time zones here. Don't you know you shouldn't confuse me late at nite/morn? :p

Btw, it was great! Ok bye!

Oh, Starby, haven't had time to click on the post button. Morning to you! Still snowing?

Nope, no snow Unky. It's actually warmer here than it is in Florida right now! Muwaahahahaha! Serves my parents right for the smirks on their faces when they left! LOL!

Hum, I heard somewhere, or perhaps... I don't know. I somewhat saw that you hurt yourself some other day recently because of snow?

Oh... no, I think Momma C was saying she worries about me WHEN it snows, and hopes I don't slip and fall. That is probably what you read.

Here's some pics of me... the Duck... last Halloween! LOL!

YouTube - Donald Duck - Trick Or Treat - 1954 (English) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skdVouumMk4&feature=related)

You have a good day Unky! I better get my butt off to bed! I'll have a ton and a half of kids at my door later today, and I'll need to get some sleep in order to put up with hearing "Trick or Treat" a million times... LOL! I also need to run to the other end up town... uuggghhh... to get more candy. I should never ever buy chocolate bars before halloween! They seem to disappear! I must sleep walk... yup! Haha!

LMAO!!

And who's role were you doing? LOL, just kidding, no need to reply!

Ok, good night and 'bon courage' (good courage, or whatever) Good Luck with those kids! I need to go home now. Had a nice time!

Nitey night! Don't let the ghosts enter your dreams, if they haven't already!

It's a good thing you didn't say Bon Appetite! Where's that chocolate!

I can handle the ghosts in my dreams... it's the alive people that haunt me... ;) LOL!

C'ya Unky!

Ok, really need to go now. See you tomorrow (perhaps), same time!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN to you too Em!. and to all of you! BOOOOOO!

Happy Halloween...
I don't want to get in the shower, I know somweone is going to get me:( I watched a scary movie last night... first one in over ten years... oh I don't know maybe longer... WHY?? WHY?? Do I put myself through it... I could only see the corners of the TV through my blanky, but still... the sounds the HORROR!!

It's halloweeen Starty! Are you sure you want to get into that shower?

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Eweww... yes, I did and everything worked out;) LMAO



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a....1...and a ...4.... and a.....9.....and a...8 = 22
(Startover "22") 22....22....22....22....22...22

HAHAHAHA 22 22 22 22 22 you are sweet Stringer... really

LOL! You knew I had to do it! ;) I'm glad you got through your shower okay... haha!

Yup... and no thanks to you;) Brat! I rented the Shining... that one is for tonight and Amitty Ville Horror!! Sh!t, what am I going to do...

You're just a glutton for punishment aren't you... LOL! The shining and Amityville? That gives me shivers! I'm sure there will be a lot of horror movies on satellite tonight. I don't think I'll watch. It'll just freak me out. I'm a little worried about late tonight to begin with, with the robbery and all. Okay... I'm not going to thing about it!

Hi all how are we today

I didn't see any of your new news... can you pm me... or email me? I am sorry...

OK NOW don't think about it;)
LOTS of hugs and love to you swweeeeet Starby;)

Awww, darn it bear, I got to go...

Happy Halloween sweet thing;)

Lol happy halloween to you too starty, enjoy trick or treating :)

Good afternoon to you Bear! Are you dressing up for Halloween... or do you do the whole Guy Fawkes thing?

Nope no dressing up for me, will be going to a mates to play some computergames and drink though :)
Do you mean bonfire night yea on November 5th will be getting some fireworks :)

Yeah. My (step) daughter was telling me yesterday that she is going trick or treating with my grandbabe... who is 3 and going to be Dracula, (lol) and then on the 5th she'll be going to the Bonfires.

I'm going to dress up as Cat Woman, and Dress Niki as a Pumpkin... just to hand out candy... LOL!

A little dracula lol,
Actually I'm out on the 5th so I'm going to have to celebrate it a day or so before hand like a lot of people do (mainly because the weather is a little unpredictable and if it rains on the night it kind of ruins it lol)

Lol catwoman, thought you might be going as count duckula or something, I feel sorry for poor niki the pumpkin lol

So how far is West Midland from Norfolk or North Hampshire? Do you know?

Norfolk is the other side of the country to me, north hampshire I'm not so sure where that is to be honest but ill try and find out :)

Oh it's no prob. You don't have to look it up. I was just curious. I was suppose to fly over this past summer, to go on a cruise with my ex sis-in-law, and my kids in the Norfolk Broads. It's postponed until at least next summer. :(

Its OK, north hampshire is way south of me, I've never been to either of them though.
Going on that cruise sounds like a nice holiday though, unlucky about it being postponed you do sound like you could really use a holiday with all the stuff that's been happening :)
Speaking of which how are you anyhoo

Thanks! Yeah it sure would've been a nice holiday. On a boat for 10 days, away from crap sounds good to me!

I'm fine thanks. A bit worried about Halloween being on a Friday, and my ex going out to the bars in costume and getting some more crazy ideas in his head. I'll just have to sleep with my weapons, and make sure everything is locked up as good as it can be.

Yea for sure, hopefully though your just getting worried for nothing, but better safe than sorry :) keep safe

So have you got any plans for halloween

I'll do my best! ;) I'll just keep my mind off it for now. I have to run out today to replace my deleting supply of Halloween Treats... oops, lol... and I think I'm going to buy an airhorn... and maybe some ear plugs for me and Niki. I don't know... can you buy ear plugs for dogs?. LOL!

If I get more late night calls, I'm going to blow their eardrums out. Or, if someone tries to get in, I will warn a few neighbours ahead of time that if they hear the airhorn, something is up. I don't need anymore broken bones from my idiot crack head ex.

Damm right you need more sweets lol, nobody's in my house tonight so anybody who takes the trouble to find our door will be sourly dissapointed when they realise nobodies in and hence no sweets
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahah

You big meanie! You know the parents have dental coverage! LOL!

True lol, but I don't have any sweets to eat myself, let alone give away :( so this way I don't have to turn people away :)

Some yrs I have turned out the lights, and just pretended there was no one home... lol. But I've got ulterior motives tonight... Muwahahahaha! I need a neighbourhood kid to walk Nikster this winter, and shovel my walks, so whoever volunteers gets extra candy! Hahaha!

Lol sounds like a trap, some poor unfortunate kid is going to walk right into with the temptation of sweets. Lol

Come into my web, said the spider to the fly! I've got candy little boy... hahahaha! Okay, I just creeped myself out!. lol

Lmao, not just yourself, ill be having nightmares tonight lol

LMAO! Nightmare on Elm Street! Actually Elm St. is two blocks down from where I live! Hahaha! I live on Balmoral. Isn't there a Balmoral Castle over there? Is it haunted? There must be a lot of Ghostly Queens residing there. Oh... no, I'm thinking of San Francisco! LOL! :p

Elm street, your claim to fame lol, don't have nightmares :D
There is a balmoral castle but its all the way up in scotland so miles away from me, no ghostly visits lol, there is another castle near me but I don't think its haunted... I hope lol
So how's canada is it all snow yet, did I mention I love snow :D

I wasn't getting notifications again! Grrrrr!

No snow Bear. We've had a couple of light dustings, and it has basically melted right after it hit the ground. It's sunny and 24 degrees right now, and suppose to stay this way for at least the next week anyway.

I like the snow too! I just don't like the cold, the shoveling, or plugging in vehicles and scraping windshields... or falling on the ice! Last winter, it snowed so much that it was at the top of my 6' fence in one place in my yard.

Would someone care to come and help me out with Mr. Lovely here? Grrrrrrr! He's on my last nerve!


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Yea I know what you mean about windscreens and slipping on ice, but I'm wiling to put up with it all if we just got some decent snow lol, not like I have a choice but to put up with it mind you, cya later I'm off for a bit, keep safe and try an enjoy yourself tonight, I'm sure there will be a few good movies on tele and I'm deffinetly sure you've got some treats stashed away some where that you can dig into :) bye

I agree with you though he is being a bit of an idiot in my opinion, but starby it takes two to tango and I see your wearing dancing shoes

Happy Hallowe'en!

-Thought I would just keep it short :)

Hope everybody has a fun, AND SAFE Hallowe'en this year! :)

Right back at you! :)

I wasn't getting notifications again! Grrrrr!!

No snow Bear. We've had a couple of light dustings, and it has basically melted right after it hit the ground. It's sunny and 24 degrees right now, and suppose to stay this way for at least the next week anyway.

I like the snow too! I just don't like the cold, the shoveling, or plugging in vehicles and scraping windshields...or falling on the ice!! Last winter, it snowed so much that it was at the top of my 6' fence in one place in my yard.

Would someone care to come and help me out with Mr. Lovely here? Grrrrrrr!! He's on my last nerve!!


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Hey Starduck, we got that 70 degree weather you had a while ago today and it is supposed to stay there for the next three days or so... it is absolutely beautiful out not a cloud in that blue sky.

Were you flying overhead? LOL!

I just scared the ever living crap out of a kid... Muwahahahaha!

You should see Niki... she looks sooooo cutie pie-ish!

Well we had about 80 kids here for Halloween tonight but still have 3 large bags of candy left... just going to have to eat that...

By the way M... about 30% were BATMAN!! Or as one kid told me... "THE DARK KNIGHT!"

Everyone told us that they loved the large yard displays, the spot lights added a lot I think along with 10 moaning ghosts and dead brides... hahaha.

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Were you flying overhead?? LOL!!

I just scared the ever livin crap outta a kid...Muwahahahaha!!

You should see Niki...she looks sooooo cutie pie-ish!!

I thought that your Halloween was yesterday?:confused:

Got to run delivery from Pizza Hut; Hot hand tossed with double cheese, double pepperoni and double mushrooms... bye for now... :)

Yesterday? Noooo! Ours is the same as yours, and you're only 1 hr. time difference from us. I've still got kids coming. They started at around 5pm, and it's almost 8:30. I'm running out of candy!

Enjoy your pizza!

I'm sooo done handing out candy! Like handing out candy for about 5 hrs? No wonder all of these kids are fat!. LOL! The last kids were about half an hr ago, and they were with their mother... who actually requested that I put my dog outside, because her son was scared. I'm thinking he was probably dead tired! Their bags were full to the rim! They were like 5 and 6 yrs old! Uhmmm... you are bringing your young kids trick or treating at 10:30? Hmmmmm! What's wrong with that picture?! I told her I was not putting Nik outside. Stupid parent tricks... should be a segment on Letterman! LOL!

Where the heck is everyone? No one is in the Haunted Castle on Halloween? Have the ghosts abducted you? Are you locked in the dungeon? It's so quiet, I can hear myself think, and I'm annoying myself! :p

I am just up for a minute Starby (cigarette) but I could swear that I read that you told Chery (I think) that Canadian Halloween was on the 30th?

Night...

Hey Stringy! I think it was Unky that thought it was the 30th, but I'm sure I corrected him. I suppose I could've made a typo though. Something got lost in translation... LOL!

Oh, you know what could've happened, and I do this all the time. When I can't sleep, and I'm up all night... and it's after midnite... I'm still thinking it's... lets say Friday night, when in fact it's actually Saturday... but I'm still running on the day before. Did that make any sense? LOL!

Night Stringy!

Good night Starduck.

Starduck... your eyes are red, you must be sleepy. OR have you been drinking those potions again in the chem lab in the castle? Huhhhhhhhh? WOW... they are really glowing... why the WILD stare, hey why are your teeth yellow and growing (yEP... DUCKS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE TEETH!)? And your TWO FEEATHERS... they're... getting longer and wild looking and... and... turning a weird ORANGE and RED and glowing toooooo? (Although one looks like it is going to fall out... hahaha, it's hanging there, you're dragging it on the floor?! )

HEYyyyyyyyy!? Why is there a hugh HUMP on on your back?? Yelps!!

Why are you growling at me... huh?? (Ducks don't growl... they bark---don't they?? ) And... and... and YOUR BEAK IS TURNING A BRIGHT BLUE !!!!!

I think that I am going back to bed now... yep this is even worst that my Halloween dreams... yes sir... byeeeeeeeeee.

You better get to bed Sheriff... yer hallucinating! I did mix myself a potion however, but these little goblins drove me to it I tell you! Yer funny! I ended up dressing up like a devil/angel creature, and I had a long red wig on, and I had blue lipstick. LOL! Are you watching me? Eeeekkkk!

Niki had several costume changes. She was a bunny for awhile, then she wore my devil ears, the she wore the halo with my flaming red wig, and funky sunglasses, then she wore her pumpkin costume... etc. She was having a great time. She didn't enjoy the sunglasses or the mask though, so she didn't stay in that for long. LOL! She's passed out cold now! Poor tired baby! ;)

She loved it though. She had the cutest smiles on her face. Don't anyone ever tell me that dogs don't smile! Haha! She also showed her dislike of other things, and I got dirty looks shot at me. She sure got more than her fair share of treats though. Should I be feeding her fruit roll-ups? LOL! As long as she doesn't eat the poisonous chocolate, I'm sure it can't be all bad. :D

I am just up for a minute Starby (cigarette) but I could swear that i read that you told Chery (I think) that Canadian Halloween was on the 30th?

Night....

Oh, no... see what my clumsy typo did? Sorry Stringer for the misunderstanding. But I edited it and said that I did the mistake.


You better get to bed Sheriff...yer hallucinating!! I did mix myself a potion however, but these little goblins drove me to it I tell ya!! Yer funny! I ended up dressing up like a devil/angel creature, and I had a long red wig on, and I had blue lipstick. LOL! Are you watching me? Eeeekkkk!!

Niki had several costume changes. She was a bunny for awhile, then she wore my devil ears, the she wore the halo with my flaming red wig, and funky sunglasses, then she wore her pumpkin costume...etc. She was having a great time. She didn't enjoy the sunglasses or the mask though, so she didn't stay in that for long. LOL!! She's passed out cold now! Poor tired baby!

She loved it though. She had the cutest smiles on her face. Don't anyone ever tell me that dogs don't smile! Haha! She also showed her dislike of other things, and I got dirty looks shot at me. She sure got more than her fair share of treats though. Should I be feeding her fruit roll-ups? LOL! As long as she doesn't eat the poisonous chocolate, I'm sure it can't be all bad.


Yup, Dixy know how to smile too!:p You can see her lips being stretched towards her ears, upwards when she knows I'm bringing her food, and just jumps round like crazy, LOL! I wonder if her head spins when she does, lol!

Apart from that, did you enjoy the day? I haven't seen Alty recently... nor M concerning the frequent posters...

HEhe Candy =D
I ended up going with a couple friends and not getting a lot of candy because of wrestling..
Though I will say, people here aren't that serious about the holiday. I barely saw any good houses

You better get to bed Sheriff...yer hallucinating!! I did mix myself a potion however, but these little goblins drove me to it I tell ya!! Yer funny! I ended up dressing up like a devil/angel creature, and I had a long red wig on, and I had blue lipstick. LOL! Are you watching me? Eeeekkkk!!

Niki had several costume changes. She was a bunny for awhile, then she wore my devil ears, the she wore the halo with my flaming red wig, and funky sunglasses, then she wore her pumpkin costume...etc. She was having a great time. She didn't enjoy the sunglasses or the mask though, so she didn't stay in that for long. LOL!! She's passed out cold now! Poor tired baby! ;)

She loved it though. She had the cutest smiles on her face. Don't anyone ever tell me that dogs don't smile! Haha! She also showed her dislike of other things, and I got dirty looks shot at me. She sure got more than her fair share of treats though. Should I be feeding her fruit roll-ups? LOL! As long as she doesn't eat the poisonous chocolate, I'm sure it can't be all bad. :D

~~~~~~~~Devil or Angel~~~~~~whichever you are~~~~~:rolleyes: (we know though)

~~~~~~~~You're the DEVIL in disguise~~~~~~~~~oh yes you are~~~~~~~~~:eek:

Oh, no... see what my clumsy typo did? Sorry Stringer for the misunderstanding. But I edited it and said that I did the mistake.



Yup, Dixy know how to smile too!:p You can see her lips beeing stretched towards her ears, upwards when she knows I'm bringing her food, and just jumps round like crazy, LOL! i wonder if her head spins when she does, lol!

Apart from that, did ya enjoy the day? I haven't seen Alty recently... nor M concerning the frequent posters...

Not a problem at all Unky, it's not like no one else here makes any mistakes... right?? :rolleyes:

Sheriff? Have you released poisonous gases that seep through the castle vents that only you and the Duck are ammune too?

Where is everyone? Where the heck is Alty? I ringy dinged her twice yesterday, and heard nothing! :(

Hello all, don't worry starby I think everyone is still alive, just very very quiet lol

Halloween and all its creepiness has taken its toll... BWWwwaahahahahahahahahahah and Bbbwwiopdlknadaaaw!

Hey Bear... beware... hee hee

Mornin... ;)

Yup... still in ma jammies... oh how I appreciate a good weekend now that I am working:)
Heehee

Good morning starty and how are you today :)

Hey Starty girl and Bear! Whew! You're alive! ;) Stringy? What the h*ll were you trying to say? Is that a secret code?

Hi starby how are you

Hey guys... not here for long... I got to get caught up on my house crap and other things... paper work and such, at least I don't have to get dressed;)

I got's a tummy ache from too much candy! LOL!

Hey guys...not here for long....I gotta get caught up on my house crap and other things...paper work and such, at least i dont have to get dressed;)

Lol a PJ day

Starby- awwwww sorry to hear that bet it was worth it though :D

I isn't getting out of my PJ's for the whole wkd Starty! Nope... I won't!. no one can make me... nope! :p

I'll even go outside with them on, and my hair not brushed! If the neighbours don't like it... they can bite me! I handed out candy to everyone and their dog lastnite!

I think we need a new holiday! The kids stay home, and the parents grab a pillow case, and go around to the neighbours, and take stuff out of their freezers, and cupboards! We can call it... Trick or Eat! LOL!
... or just plain... BITE ME! :p

If all the adults are out 'trick or eating' who's going to be there to answer the door lol

Hi Start.

Hey Starty girl and Bear! Whew! You're alive! ;) Stringy? What the h*ll were you trying to say? Is that a secret code?

Only to those who are still groggy and in their PJ's I guess... I shall take a moment and explain;

The flow of the previous conversation was lent toward the discussion pertaining to the question concerning the underlying curious absence of members of this discussion board. Thus, keeping with the flow of this dissertation I was trying to respond in the like fashion to complete the thought.

Questions? :rolleyes::rolleyes:;):rolleyes::p

Not from me stringer I am fluent in gibberish :D

not from me stringer i am fluent in gibberish :D

Yep, thanks Bear my friend...

Only to those who are still groggy and in their PJ's I guess....I shall take a moment and explain;

The flow of the previous conversation was lent toward the discussion pertaining to the question concerning the underlying curious absence of members of this discussion board. Thus, keeping with the flow of this dissertation I was trying to respond in the like fashion to complete the thought.

Questions? :rolleyes::rolleyes:;):rolleyes::p

Yes Counsillor, I have a question pertaining to your somewhat unclear response to the aformentioned queury. If it is to my understanding, you are releasing two prisoners at a time. What exactly are your conditions and requirements that have to be adhered to, with the understanding that you will release, in a timely manner, the other aforementioned prisoners.

Yep, thanks Bear my friend....

:D welcome
Cy'all later

Yes Counsillor, I have a question pertaining to your somewhat unclear response to the aformentioned queury. If it is to my understanding, you are releasing two prisoners at a time. What exactly are your conditions and requirements that have to be adhered to, with the understanding that you will release, in a timely manner, the other aforementioned prisoners.

After much due diligence and proper investigation of those aforementioned detainees and my in depth searching of the minds of these dastardly accused criminal types. Trying to gauge the degree of their crimes, I have developed a severe headache once again. Hummm, this job is so thankless. I have to be the Sheriff, jailer, prosecution attorney, and JUDGE.

So "conditions of release" will be forthcoming... sometime. In the meantime... THEY will rot in... :)

After much due diligence and proper investigation of those aforementioned detainees and my in depth searching of the minds of these dastardly accused criminal types. Trying to gauge the degree of their crimes, I have developed a severe headache once again. Hummm, this job is so thankless. I have to be the Sheriff, jailer, prosecution attorney, and JUDGE.

So "conditions of release" will be forthcoming....sometime. In the meantime...THEY will rot in ......:)

:eek: The Sheriff has lost his mind! He's about to snap because of his dastardly head pains! Run... run for your lives!

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Now that's enough to cleanse a dastardly man's heart... :rolleyes:

Your quite welcome

See you guys later, going shopping for my beautiful wife's wedding anniversary present for tomorrow... Helzberg's here I come, bye.

Well... I waited for an hour or so and no one came by to visit me. So, I am going to bed, it is about 12:30 am and tomorrow is our wedding anniversary... (Alty... are you listening?) And where the h*ll have you been? We miss you!

Night all...

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY STRINGY AND MARTA!
Hope you have a great day! :D

I didn't get my notifications again! I didn't know anyone was here! :(

I tell you, if I go on one more thread where my side of thngs have been pulled and only one side of the story is left, to make me look like an idiot, I'm out of here and won't bother trying to give advice. I am not going to put up with this anymore! I think I've paid my dues around here, and to have some teen newbie, or some patronizing man call the shots is about all I can take not to just forget about it and just hang in the lounge and not bother with advice! Grrrrrrrr!

Evening Starby

Hey Biggie! I'm about ready to blow a gasket! How are you? ;)

Eh, I have been better... Home from school for the weekend, but was visiting my gramma in the hospital on Friday, and going again tomrorow at some point...

She's not doing well at all :( :(

Oh I'm sorry! That's not good news. :( I don't know the nature of her illness, but I sure hope she pulls through it. It's never an easy thing to deal with when someone you love is sick.

Thanks,

I don't really know much about it either... The details don't really matter at this point. I know its cancer, but as far as I know its pretty advanced and there isn't much they can do. It isn't really unexpected, but that doesn't make it much easier.

Well I'm going to try to get some rest... Didn't sleep well last night, could use a nice nights sleep. Maybe a little TV first, maybe put myself in a better mood :p

Goodnight Starby! Don't blow that gasket :p

Oh it's cancer. It seems every time you turn around, someone else has this nasty disease. I'm so sorry. :( 3 out of 4 of my Grandparents, and my Uncle died of cancer also. It's hard to watch the pain they have to endure.

I'll try to hold onto that gasket! Does beer help for gasket problems?. LOL!

Sleep well Biggie, and get a good rest!

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Heh? Whaaattt? LOL! Hi Mag, how are you?

Are you trying to repair my broken gasket? Haha!

Just slather some peanut butter on it then push both side together real hard and hold it there for six hours and it will be good as new.

ROFLMAO! I'll give it a try next time I'm about ready to blow a gasket. I'll let you know how it works out! Now... where exactly is the gasket located? I can tell it's going to blow... but it's late, and I'm having trouble lifting my hood! Is it close to my Tranny?

OMG! Were do you find poems like that? Not that I like it if that's what you think

OMG!! were do u find poems like dat? not that i like it if thats what u think

I wrote it... thankyou very much! This is not a place we come to say rude things either. We also appreciate proper english. :)

I wrote it...thankyou very much!

No, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to offend you, but I'm more into poetry like carol ann duffy, but if you had written it yourself then wow! I would never be able to come up with something like that at school :)

This is our fourth Castle. My poem wasn't meant to be a work of art. It was lighthearted as I just opened up this new thread just before Halloween. I don't mean to imply that you are not welcome here, and no need to appologize. :)

Can we call you Mysty, or Mystery? Everyone gets a nickname here. Some have many... depending on the mood of the day! Lol

Can we call you Mysty, or Mystery? Everyone gets a nickname here. Some have many...depending on the mood of the day! lol

Mmh, I think I prefer nad, or what ever you want to call me!:)

Mornin'...
:) ;)

You may have opened yourself up there! LOL! Careful what you wish for in the Castle! I've been turned into a Duck, and we have a Sheriff, and a couple Deputy's, a bunny, a bird, a chickadee, a Batman, a Spydey, a Dr. Evil,. the list goes on. So, I'll let the consensus decide... haha!

More like evening! :)

Mornin'....
:) ;)

Mornin Starty girl! How goes the battle? Is your cold getting better? How did those horror movies go?

I never got to stay in my jammies:(, I went to work instead, picked up my daughter on the way there and spent some great time with her. Then on the way back, picked up Grady and his friend... came home to the other two kids each with a friend staying the night two... by this time it is 6:30... then went on a 30 minute drive to pick up country pizza... then we ate it... argued around here a bit then I decided it was time for bed... now I AM staying in my jammies... and I mean it... I need to clean this house or I could end up going mad... seriously;)

How are you?
Nice to meet you Nad, good evening;)

I ran out of stuff to take for my cold, I am just dealing with it... :)

Ok... need to get positive here;) Go start go!!

I ran outta stuff to take for my cold, I am just dealing with it...:)

Ok....need to get positive here;) Go start go!!!!!
Nice to meet you to, hope you get better :)

Go Starty... Go Starty! :D You MUST stay in your jammies today! That is an ORDER! If you don't, a Duck will swoop down and poop on your head!

I may have to take a shower at some point... but I plan on putting on a clean pair of jammies right after;) LMAO
Lazy Start, huh?

How is your Uhhh... gasket?

Tell us a little about you Nad..

Well, I'm trying to finish off my english story, but I can't think of a good ending! :confused: and it has to be in tomorrow! I'm doing my As levels, studying english lit, biology, and sociology. :)

Hmmmm, what is it about... that may help us help you;)

ROFLMAO!! I'll give it a try next time I'm about ready to blow a gasket. I'll let ya know how it works out! Now...where exactly is the gasket located? I can tell it's going to blow...but it's late, and I'm having trouble lifting my hood! Is it close to my Tranny?

Is she in the room with you?:confused::eek:

Mornin' Stringer... :)
Hope you are relaxing a bit on this pretty Sunday.

Are you getting ready for the snow... did you get your new snow MASTER blower all fired up to make sure? YOu will be calling on your sons to put up Christmas lights this year... RIGHT?

Hmmmm, what is it about...that may help us help you;)

Its actually a gruesome story, but it has to have the themes of memory, and childhood. But thanxs anyway, I've given up on it now, and ill ask the teacher at school tomorrow to help me! :)

Ohhh gruesome... nice!
All right all you lovely people, I must get to it. See you a bit later :)

Is she in the room with you?:confused::eek:

She IS Stringy! :p Also look like she is losing fluid this morn, and her tires have lost some air! Her finish isn't looking as shiny either! What should I do?

Remember Starty, a shower is allowed, but then it's straight back to jammies! :D

Ohhh gruesome...nice!!
Alright all you lovely people, I must get to it. See you a bit later :)

Yep its also kind of depressing or so my friends tell me! Bye! :)

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
And
NO... I will do the decorating again(ssssshhh... Marta will hear me)

TODAY is our 6th wedding anniversary!! First; the Bears game and then dinner for all the family here. Got her another nice diamond necklace. And next weekend the two of us are going to our favorite place for dinner for two. And my other present is tickets to: "The Radio City-Christmas Spectacular-The Rockettes" at the Rosemont Theater!! She deserves it hon...

Really hon you need to shower and change the jammies... hee hee :)

She IS Stringy!! :p Also look like she is losing fluid this morn, and her tires have lost some air! Her finish isn't looking as shiny either! What should I do?

"Tranny?":D:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
and
NO....I will do the decorating again(ssssshhh....Marta will hear me)

TODAY is our 6th wedding anniversary!!! First; the Bears game and then dinner for all the family here. Got her another nice diamond necklace. And next weekend the two of us are going to our favorite place for dinner for two. And my other present is tickets to: "The Radio City-Christmas Spectacular-The Rockettes" at the Rosemont Theater !!! She deserves it hon...

Really hon you need to shower and change the jammies....hee hee :)

Can I come... can I come? Please sheriff... I be good... pwomise! Pwease... pwetty pwetty pwease! :D

Well if you don't know where my Tranny is located, then you better not help me! :p

Can I come....can I come?? Please sheriff....I be good...pwomise!! Pwease....pwetty pwetty pwease!! :D

Well if you don't know where my Tranny is located, then you better not help me! :p

I will ask Marta... she is better at saying... no hee hee.:rolleyes:

Yep... I know where the transmission (tranny) is... but I wasn't sure... preference??

Get it?? HA

Have a great time.
Ohhh, a bit of Italian with candle light and a pretty Chandalier?

I will ask Marta....she is better at saying...no hee hee.:rolleyes:

Yep...I know where the transmission (tranny) is.....but I wasn't sure...preference?????

Get it??????? HA

Tell Marta I'll get her a puppy... a really really cute one! :D

You had me worried there! I'm sure Marta knows where your Tranny is! I'm thinking she's pretty good at doing a tune up too! ;)

I myself like a powerful Tranny! You know, the ones that run well and never break down! :D

Did you get your card Stringy?

Hello errone.

Just dropped the L-ster off at the grooming... so it's cleaning/dishwashing/laundry time for me.

Woo hoo!

Hellloooo Schneezer! How's your Tranny running today? LOL!

Lilsters going to smell all perty when she gets home!

I don't think you understand Glorry Kaur. This thread is in our "lounge." It's a good thing when you are new, to go around and explore how the site works. We come in here to relax and talk about anything we want to with friends. So please get to know the site before you comment on something you are unclear about.

This is the fourth "Castle" that we have opened, and there have been many previous, such as a café, a pub, and so on.

I think you don't understand. This had nothing to do with a poem at all. The "lounge" is under the category of "member discussions"

Glorry. This is a discussion board. The reason we get so many responses isn't because of the title, but because we open many of these threads. When one closes down we start another, you see, we are all friends here and this is our place to chat, vent, laugh, cry, be silly etc.

I'm sorry that your question didn't get a lot of comments, if you post the link I'll take a look at it. :)

Hey Sneezy, hey Starby, and everyone else I missed, I didn't read back. ;)

Hey Alty! How's puppy and all? Let me know when it's a good time to call.

Puppy is full of piss and vinegar, but he's doing good.

You'll be so proud, I bought Cesar Millans book "Be a pack leader" it's great! Whenever the puppy misbehaves I just smack him with the book, it works like a charm (I'm kidding, you all know that!)

Call anytime, call now, do it, you know you want to, do it, do it, do it!! :)

Tell Marta I'll get her a puppy...a really really cute one! :D

You had me worried there! I'm sure Marta knows where your Tranny is! I'm thinking she's pretty good at doing a tune up too! ;)

I myself like a powerful Tranny! You know, the ones that run well and never break down! :D

Did you get your card Stringy?

Didn't get the card, I goofed on that one, usually I get a great card. But I didn't have time this time. But I have the present, the dinner, the musical show ANDI put together 100 reasons: "Why I love you." I already told her that I didn't get the card and she has already given me two cards (one funny an done very, very loving) and she said that she has one other for me too... so maybe she will forgive me. Diamond necklace is very beautiful and the 100 reasons are pretty good I think too. And I put them together over the last week... by myself too.:eek::rolleyes:

Didn't get the card, I goofed on that one, usually I get a great card. But I didn't have time this time. But I have the present, the dinner, the musical show ANDI put together 100 reasons: "Why I love you." I already told her that I didn't get the card and she has already given me two cards (one funny an done very, very loving) and she said that she has one other for me too....so maybe she will forgive me. Diamond necklace is very beautiful and the 100 reasons are pretty good I think too. And I put them together over the last week ..............by myself too.:eek::rolleyes:

You're too sweet! Marta's so lucky... and yes you are too! Again, Happy Anniversary!

I didn't mean your card for Marta hon, I meant the e-card that I sent to you guys!

Starby, your card was very thoughtful and beautiful you are such a kind a beautiful person. I showed it to Marta and she loved it.

Thank you again, we bookmarked it.

Friends,
Stringer

Happy Anniversary Stringer and Marta!!! :):):):):)

Happy Anniversary Stringer and Marta!!! :):):):):)

Thank you Alty, very much hon.

Well everyone has left, we had 18 family (friends are family too) and kids. Tons of food; snacks, BBQ chicken legs, meatloaf (great), mashed potatoes, salads, deserts, etc. I am STUFFED again. Also lots of liquors and wines too.

We got many nice gifts, gift cards, and cards... everything was very nice. AND Marta loved the necklace and my "100 reasons" I read them to her and everyone before dinner...

So, I think she is happy...

10:30 pm, going to bed now.

HOPE you all turned your clocks BACK today?????:rolleyes:

I'm glad you had a good time Stringy, and I'm really glad that Marta enjoyed herself.

I'm pretty sure you could have given her nothing but a hug and a kiss and she would have been just as happy, because she has you. :)

As for the darn clocks, I still have to go around and do that. Grumble. :(

I'm glad you guys liked the card I sent Stringy, and that you all had a good time at your party today! :)

I didn't have to change my clock! See, I'm pretty darn smart! I just didn't spring ahead, so now I don't have to fall back! Isn't I ingenious? LOL! My clocks are high up, and I usually just go by my watch or the computer clock anyway, so the only people that really got screwed up was company! Haha!

Hey Ducky? You up for dinner? ;)

Sure! Where you taking me? :p

To the kitchen my dear and a big hot bath tub. :)

I was thinking more along the lines of 4 Star restaurant, and then going to a Gander strip club, to watch them lose their feathers!

Tempting, but no, I think I'll stick with the duck dinner, I mean, duck spa. ;)

Careful!. You're a bunny! Shouldn't we watch a movie before dinner? Like maybeee... Fatal Attraction? Muwahahahaha!

Boo!! ;)

You's scarrded the Ducky! That wasn't vewy nice! :p

Hey, that was totally uncalled for.

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You laughed at me? You did? WAAAAAAA! You a mean puppy wuppy, yup, you are, you are! ;)

Hey M, how's it hanging? ;)

Awwww... loook at puppy wuppy snoogely woogely! I must have him!

The duck is leading a life of crime, and she's got her ducklings involved. For shame.

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I counted... including the 3 computers, watches, temperature thingeys, phones with clocks, two fax machines with clocks, display clocks and regular clocks I have 42 clocks in this house! Eleven in my office alone. That's a lot of changing... the worst one is the floor grandfather clock, you can't turn it back you have to go forward and stop at each 15 minute interval.

Opps, I forgot that all the TV's have clocks also that's seven more. 49 total clocks, some change themselves but that's only about 25 % of them...

Hey Stringer, what time is it? ;)

What time is it Stringer?

My ducklings turned out just fine... they're just street smart! :p

LOL! What time is it Alty? Let's ask Stringy!

Happy Anniversary Sheriff :)

Hey Stringer, what time is it? ;)

HUH?? Oh... let me look up... 11:34 pm... hee hee:D

Bzzzzzz! Wrong! It's 10:34... LOL!

LOL!! What time is it Alty?? Let's ask Stringy!


Great minds think alike Ducky! :)

I'm called DPS on you, (Duck protective services) you are leading those ducklings into a life of crime.

Sheriff, arrest that duck, she's stealing and she's teaching her duck babies to steal too.

Put her behind bars, sentence her to 3 hours in a warm oven, better make it 4 so she's nice and crispy. Call me when you have her in custody. :)

Happy Anniversary Sheriff :)

Thank you Deputy...

The Ducketh protesteth! QUACK QUACK! I was FRAMED I tell you... framed... it was a set up!

Was it the one winged duck Starby? ;)

Watch it Ducky or I'll bring out the Duck tape again :D

Not the Duck Tape! It took me hrs to chew myself out last time! Big mean Deputy! :(

Great minds think alike Ducky! :)

I'm called DPS on you, (Duck protective services) you are leading those ducklings into a life of crime.

Sheriff, arrest that duck, she's stealing and she's teaching her duck babies to steal too.

Put her behind bars, sentence her to 3 hours in a warm oven, better make it 4 so she's nice and crispy. Call me when you have her in custody. :)

The Starduck has shown her heart and I am not hungry and I am full presently so she has a "bye" for now. Enjoy duckie... things will be back to "normal" here tomorrow... if it ever was... :):rolleyes::eek:

I knew the Sheriff would grant me a stay of execution! Nice Sheriff... baaaad Deputy! Baaad Bunny! :p

Deputy M, I have proof that the duck is stealing, I got a picture of her, caught her red beaked. ;)

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That Duck is an imposter! I have two legs! Who ever heard of a one legged Duck? Sheriff... that duck should be easy to spot!

A full investigation into this will begin tomorrow.

Presently... I have OTHER things on my mind... hee hee!

Aaahhhh... caught Red billed Ducky!!

I will deal with this tomorrow with the Sheriff!

Ok got to go for the day folks , sleep well all :)

Heyyy... the Deputy is knocking off early! Sheriff, you better dock his pay! I betcha he'll try and tell you he has important business at the pub! Hmmppphhhtttt.

G'day Batman!

You're going M? But it isn't time yet, or is it? Do you turn back the clock in Oz?

Eek, it's 11pm which means it's really 12am, or it was yesterday, but today it isn't, but I'm still running on yesterday time, I haven't gotten used to today time, so I should probably go to bed even though it isn't bed time now, but it was yesterday.

I'm so confused. :(

I'm so confubbled... so disconbobulated... so, so,. what time is it again Stringy?

I'm so confubbled... so disconbobulated... so, so,. what time is it again Stringy?

Whaaat the..? How the freakin frack did that happen??

I'm so confubbled....so disconbobulated....so, so,....what time is it again Stringy??

I left already... :rolleyes:

And I am seeing double.:confused::confused:

Ducky, are you drinking duck beer? ;)

Really, I got to go, morning comes early, and tomorrow it will be even earlier, or later, something like that.

I hate the time change. Grrrrr!

Night everyone. :)

You left? Where did you go? Did you go after that Deputy that "ducked" out early?

G'nite all... sleep tight... don't let the duck sneak in and bite you on the butt in the night! :p

Alty, you get your tushy back here.

Morning all.

Morning Chicky, long time no talk. How are you sweetie?

Sneezy honey, I missed you, went to bed, I was feisty. ;)

Mornin girlies! How's it shaking?

Not doing too well. But I'm still here. :)

Awwww... how come Chicky? What's wrong?