Uh oh...

My hereby client has the right of freedom as long as there is nothing against her. So, spies get away or I may pursue you to court. You hear me? I heard of a tiny device that the duck can wear so that you know where she is, but NO SPYING! That's against the fundamental law!!

You tell them Mr. Unky! I shall stand up for my Duckin rights! You can't Duck around with my lawyer! He means Duckin business!

Oh, I need to have lunch. Bye Starby, good night.

Btw, yes Rebbie, as from now, I won't be able to come in when you'll be in as well, 'caus I link up in a library. For me to come in when you are up, I need to link up either in early morning or late night, but the library is open from 11 to 19 on weekdays except Mondays where it is closed and from 9 to 15 on Saturdays. I cannot stay in the library until late. Until I get a connection at home, I'll be able to come in here only in the latehours or very early hours of the morning, when most of you are asleep.

So sad... :(

Bye Unky! Continue working on my innocense! There are some Big Bills in it for you! :D

Bye Unky! Continue working on my innocense!

YOU may have been given a reprieve but innocent....NOT, in so many ways......

Well all, today is not a good day.

I'm heading to Maine this afternoon. Grammy is on her way home to Jesus. I'm so sad...

Rah...

Oh Chicky. I am sorry. You go... sorry sweet heart

Thanks Starty. For these words and the private words. Just... thank you...

Welcome, and now you be careful on your trip, and love lots;)
See you when you get back.

Well all, today is not a good day.

I'm heading to Maine this afternoon. Grammy is on her way home to Jesus. I'm so sad...

Rah...

Oh Chicky, I'm so sorry to hear that hon. This month is just not a good one for you is it. :( You will be in my thoughts and prayers. Safe travels on your way to Maine. I'm always around to lend an ear no matter what. We all love you, and wish we could take the heartbreak away. I wish I could do more for you, but I will be thinking of you. Take care of yourself my girl.

Well all, today is not a good day.

I'm heading to Maine this afternoon. Grammy is on her way home to Jesus. I'm so sad...

Rah...

I am so sorry you are hurting. For her, what an adventure but for all who love her, so much sadness. We are never ready to let go of those we love and cherish. I will pray a safe journey for you and strength for the coming days for you and your family. Feel the love wrapping you with warmth and comfort as you go through this time, knowing so many love you and care that you are hurting.

I am so sorry you are hurting. For her, what an adventure but for all who love her, so much sadness. We are never ready to let go of those we love and cherish. I will pray a safe journey for you and strength for the coming days for you and your family. Feel the love wrapping you with warmth and comfort as you go through this time, knowing so many love you and care that you are hurting.

I hope all your fond memories will soothe the pain a little, dear. She'll always be with you in your heart.

HC, I am so sorry also, keep the warm and loving memories that you have of her always. I don't know her, but I do know that she loves you. And her influence will be with you forever.

Stringer

How beautiful you are now that I am drunk -Magprob

HC, I'm so sorry sweetie. You know that you are in our prayers, and so is your Granny.

She is going to a better place, a place with no pain, no saddness. It's those of us that are left behind that suffer through the loss of death, the ones that are leaving are truly blessed.

Mag, way to lighten the mood buddy. ;)

So sorry "J" :(

How beautiful you are now that I am drunk -Magprob

As they say Magatory " Beauty is in the eye of the Beer holder" :D

Okay, my contribution;

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better be hung like a horse or have major mammaries.

As you know I have no charm but I've always been hung like a horse and, as a bonus, as I get older, I'm getting major mammaries also. In 5 to 10 years, I'll be to sexy for my shirt.

YouTube - I'm Too Sexy For My Granny (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyI1pbRb6P4&feature=related)

I'm sorry to hear about your Grandmother Chicky
How is everyone else doing, well I hope

Hey spydy pants ;)

Hey, just gloating over the elections :)
Now I'm done hearing about politics, I got my fill. Tipping the bottle yet?

Well even from over this side of the world it seems like it was a pretty popular result.

I'll be tipping that bottle in about an hour :)

Yeah, I've never seen an election decided that quickly- and by a landslide! I thought Obama would have to fight tooth and nail to get the job done. So what's happened since I've been gone. I didn't log in yesterday...

6% lead in the popular vote.

Evening kids! Batman, I need a good shot of something... my heads a poundin, and maybe you could have something strong for me to knock me out cold! Pretty please!

It's been pretty quiet the last couple of days in here.

Although we did lock up the Duck and then let her go again , read back if you like!!

Evening kids! Batman, I need a good shot of something...my heads a poundin, and maybe you could have something strong for me to knock me out cold! Pretty please!!


Choose your poison starby and I'll see what I can whip up ;)

Hmmmm... How 'bout something that is as drunk as the worm in the tequila bottle... but then I might need a sledge hammer to hit myself in the head with when it wears off! Tough call.

How about a nice strawberry Daiquiri

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What... without a Cabana boy to fan me?. and a sandy beach?. and a relaxing massage?. and... and... a personal chef... who feeds me... and... and..? :p

Hey starbs, hey stringer, I'm so ticked right now. I was on my hp talking to FlyB when my computer experiences 'brain death'. Damn blue screen. Stupid me I forgot it's the ONLY computer that I hadn't intalled Avast on. Grrr...

Sorry
Forgot about the Cabana boy :)

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Gotcha! That's what mine was doing all of the time! It's maddening! And Avast kept on uninstalling itself on me! Don't know how it did that... but it did. All of my virus protection was doing and spyware was doing it!

Not for me :) I'm going to find out who put the virus to my other computer and nuke him!

There's my Cabana boy! I guess he just slept in. :D

Better go wake him up.

Shhhhhh... I will wake him up slowly, ;)

Those are the BEST wakeups:D

Those are the BEST wakeups:D

And then... MUNCH... you bite his head off :D

Yes, I'm getting very, very hungry...

Ick! It's s'pose to snow tomorrow! Yucky... pooey... bluhhct! Okay... think beach... back to Cabana boy!

No snow in ohiooooo!

Ok see you guys

Got to shoot off :)

Byeeee Batman! Don't forget to get me tipsy! :D

Byeeee Batman! Don't forget to get me tipsy! :D

Have fun! Don't squish any spiders!

Why does it keep on doing that?? Geeeezzzz!

Smack it! Tell it that it's a bad computer... :)

I went paaattooo! Take that puter!

Oh yeah ;) JK
Any rate, I hate to love you and leave you
But I need to tuck in for the night, It's 1am already! I hate time changes... later Starby!

Yeah... I'm still not used to the time change yet either. Nitey Night Spydey! Don't let the spydey bugs bite. :D

How about a nice strawberry Daiquiri

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IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiii like those, had two tonight at my grandson's birthday party.:D:D:p

Duck... are you there?

I miss being in Fla, and going to the Tiki bar in the afternoon, and taking a good book, having a few Daquiries, and watching the boats go by. I wish I could just twitch my nose and go! :D

... but then I'd be forced to stay with my parents... oh the cruelty of it all... LOL!

Which duck is this?

This is delirious duck! Reminiscing duck! Wishing I was in Florida duck! Wishful thinking duck! Sad duck! Mad duck!. okay... I'm back now! :p

YouTube - Sittin' on the dock of the bay - OTIS REDDING (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDs8NyvT2hA)

Where did you go Sheriff? I forgot to tell you... I recorded you dreaming lastnite! You really do like the Ducky don't you! :p

YouTube - "Sound of Quacking" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOD39Xzekv0)

Nakie duckie dream?

So that's what the Sheriff dreams about hey? LOL!

Well I guess the nakie duckie is flapping her nakie wings in another part of the castle.

I am sleepy and it is 1:03 am... I am going to my bed with new cool sheets and pillow cases.

You had your chance duckie... night.

Yeah, you show up just as I was going to turn my computer off... nice.

NOW where are you? Geeeezeeee!

It's either AMHD or puter! It wasn't letting me post!

I would click on quick reply and it would either tell me that I had to wait 30 secs. which it was much longer than that... or page cannot be displayed

A likely story from a confessed stealer of public plants and flowers...

Waiting, waiting, waiting...

Hahaha! I was only doing it for the good of man kind! The place just gets too overcrowded with all of this shrubbery!

Hmmmmmmmmmmm? You committed a crime again.

No crimes... only good deeds! :p

I am sleepy... falling asleep in my desk chair here!!

Well then go to bed silly man!

I'm afraid that I would have to see a list of some of those "good deeds." But not tonight duckie, my eyelids are closing...

Well then go to bed silly man!!

I am finishing my last cigarette... :rolleyes:

G'nite Stringy! I'm off to talk to my daughter... my boy has to go to court today. Uurrrggghhh... It's not going to be a good day waiting to hear how the hearing goes. Kids!!

Cigarette completed, see you later...

Good night.

G'nite Stringy! I'm off to talk to my daughter...my boy has to go to court today. Uurrrggghhh...It's not going to be a good day waiting to hear how the hearing goes. Kids!!!

I wish him and you good luck Starby. Good night.

Nitey Night Sheriff! No dreamin of nakie duckies! ;)

Ok, I'm here. What's up? What do I need to do today? Please, be quick, for I need to goo soon. Lil sis is alone at home.

Hmmm, well I think we need to form a plan to distract the Sheriff! We need to find the evidence he is illegally withholding!

Marta will perhaps help us? What about calling her to ask the transactions that the sheriff does?

Btw, to reminisce means to recall from the past, right? (just an exam question I got today)

I think Marta's alliances lie with the Sheriff, so that might be a tough one! ;)

Yes, that is what reminisce means. Like... to sit back and remember a good time/ memory in your life. Like reminiscing (sp?) about the good old days.

Oh... but anyway, let's try it with her. We perhaps will obtain a careless information form her. You know, it is usually easier to reply frankly than to invent lies.

We can also ask the cabana boy. He seems to have been here watching from his bed for a while. You know every detail is crucial.

Ok, thanks! ;)

Oh, by the way, I don't think I'll be able to log in tomorrow. But yes for Saturday, same time. Ok, ciao!

Oh yes! My Cabana boy Antonio! He will reveal information. We will have some pillow talk! :D

We'll work on getting some dirt from Marta! ;)

Okay... you better get home and take care of little sis. You're such a good big bro!

See you when you get back!

Adios!

Si nous parlons dans le français, peut-être nous pouvons l'imbécile le Shérif. Il pourrait le troubler! LOL!
Au Revoir

Good morning?? Everyone OK?

YouTube - Ray LaMontagne - Shelter (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3UfvSjo0L4)

Thanks for all the well-wishes guys.

Grammy passed on last night at 7. I missed saying goodbye by about 6 hours.

Phone keeps ringing, people are coming, it just seems chaotic. My Mom is taking it hard... its weird... I've been through burying a parent and seem to be the "shoulder" now for my own Mom.

*sigh*

I want a bubble bath, Godiva, and an 8 shot Americano.

But, my grandparents place is 20 miles from civilization, right on the water... no Godiva (or espresso for that matter) for me until I venture into town.

Again, *sigh*

I'm off for a while... thanks again, guys.

HC, you may never know how much that "shoulder" means to your mother. Just can't tell you how much. You are a strong girl and I am so glad you are there for her. I hope there is a shoulder for you to lean on in your sadness as well. We love you and hope you feel our love reaching out to you as you go through this difficult time.


YouTube - I Can Only Imagine - MercyMe (http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=IV9jiqS-74g)

I do... and I love you all.

G'mornin Starty! Define OK?! LOL! How are you?

Whoa! What happened there? I must have been on the wrong page!

So sorry that you couldn't get there in time Chicky. But I'm sure your Grandma knew that you would've if you could've.

Take care of yourself hon!

Good morning??? Everyone ok?



Good morning Starty and Starby!! Got to run. I have two little ones coming over for the day, just wanted to let you all know I am thinking of you as well as HC. Love to all. Catch you later!

G'morning Rebby. Sorry I missed your call lastnight. I tried to call back, but you must have turned in for the night. We'll talk soon! :)

Chicky, you are a good daughter. I know you aren't young enough to be my daughter, but when Davy is your age, I hope she does the same for me, I know she will;) Take your time with all of it... just take your time

Hugs and love

I am not able to put into words how sorry I am HC and that is strange as words are unusually not a problem for me. But my heart is very heavy and my love goes out to you, your Mom and of course to your grandmother dear.

Stringer

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We could only wish... huh M?

Song for our dear Chicky. Thinking about you hon.

YouTube - Gladys Knight, Brandy, Chaka Khan & Tamia - Missing You [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] '96 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPBrtIdN3gE)

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We could only wish...huh M?


Ha Ha... very good :)

Ha Ha..............very good :)

Liked that one did you? I did too my friend. :D:D:D:D:rolleyes:

:( :( :( My little boy got sentenced in court today. It was sure not what we were expecting. I just got off the phone with my (step) daughter. She's hysterical. I'm so worried and afraid for him. ::wiping tears:: :(

Starby, I am very sorry, what sentence did he receive, if I may ask?

Two yrs in prison, less a day. :( He's in England, so I can't even go see him. I'm afraid for his safety in there. I haven't heard good things about the prison they are taking him to. He did deserve to be punished for what he did, but this was just a little over the top! We were actually thinking he would get time served, and community service. So did his lawyer.

Starby, I am so sorry for the sentence. I know your heart is breaking. For now, just love him, believe in him, pray for his safety as will I. I know you are in a state of shock probably. As I shared with you earlier, my friend's son did such a turn around because of being in prison and I pray the same thing for your son. I know your heart is breaking. I held Denise in my arms as she cried and cried over her son. It just hurts to the core of our being. I am just so sorry. I will call you later!

Time does pass and he will get through this! Just try to keep good thoughts and not allow fear into your heart. Maybe he will get placed in a different facility. My words may seem hollow right now, I know. When we hurt so deeply, words mean little but know this, I love you and my heart breaks for you and for your son and your daughter. I will keep you all in my prayers as well as praying for the jailers that they show kindness and respect to your son.

Thanks Rebby. Yeah, I don't think it's quite fully hit me yet. For whatever reason, the other two guys involved were in the court room and sentenced at the same time, and the judge said he was going to use Ben to set an example. It's really ironic. His Dad gets a $400 fine for what he did to me, and Ben gets 2 yrs. for something similar.

I haven't gotten into the shower yet today, because I didn't want to miss a call, but I need to jump in sometimes soon, because I need to run out for awhile. So if I'm not here when you call, I will call you back okay?

Try to take a good hot long shower to help you relax, easier said than done, I know. If I miss you when I call, we will connect later... no worries there.

Hey kids, where is everyone... hmmmm

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I'm not alone!! How YOU doing?

Pretty good spydy , Friday afternoon for me so another half hour and the weekends upon me :)

How you doing?

Pretty good, installed a new Hard drive on the HP because of the 'blue screen' incedent. Loaded cain and abel and I'm looking for blood (the guy who uploaded a virus on my puter) any rate- My weekend doesn't start until tomorrow. Jack is going to his Grammy's for the weekend.

Starby, just a thought, however small but a thought;

With all the over crowding in prisons in most areas a lot are being released early with good behavior. Some serve about half of their terms.

I know that this may not be the answer you may be seeking dear but it is some hope.

Stringer

Hey stringer, How goes the struggle comrade?

Hey stringer, How goes the struggle comrade?

I am fine Spyder , thanks, and you?

I hope that you use that term in jest, ha ha. :)

I cut it OUT

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:confused:

Oh it's just something I ran across, I found it amusing and thought I would share :)

I see, I only questioned it as you may not be aware that Starby's son has been sentenced to over two years today in England.

HEck no, I'm going to edit
NOW

And I tried, god I'm so stupid

I know that you didn't do it on purpose of course and now she will know that too. All is well Syyder.

You can actually get rid of it spydy by deleting the attachment

I did, I hit edit then I deleted the Attachment and when I saved it , it still had the attachment on the post

I've always been told I'm too impulsive :(

Click the "edit" button

Click "go advanced"

Click on the paper clip thingy and then click "manage attachments"

You then have the option to "Remove"

When she reads the text after the post she will understand I'm sure, don't worry about it Spyder.

Ok I'll TRY not. As wild as I am sometimes, I hate to hurt someone's feelings. Especially Starbs, I love her to death.

Ok guys got to go.

Have a great weeknd everyone :)

By FLyB, thanks by the way, I got the image OUT! :)
*sighs
Have fun and be safe

See you later M, enjoy your weekend and gather more of those jokes my friend...

I know that you do Spyder and she does too. Like I said, not to worry.

I am calling it a night too, busy business day tomorrow... night.

It's gone Spyder.

Yep, It's gone (woo hoo) Finally got back. Jack woke up because another tooth is breaking through. I need to get to bed though while he is asleep. Later Stringer!

Good night all! I have been writing a poem so just now getting back. My energy is drained so best get to bed also. Night night to all on this thread! Take care and Sweet Dreams!! :)

Starby, just a thought, however small but a thought;

With all the over crowding in prisons in most areas a lot are being released early with good behavior. Some serve about half of their terms.

I know that this may not be the answer you may be seeking dear but it is some hope.

Stringer

I sure hope that is the case Stringy, although of course I don't even want to see him serve that. He has always been such a good kid. I never even had to wake him up for school in the mornings, and never had to tell him to behave himself, or even clean up after himself. In fact he did more than he was asked to do. He wouldn't even let me drive him to school in -30 weather. He liked the walk! Sometimes I didn't give him a choice, but while I was getting dressed, he would be out scraping my windows and starting the car. He was always considerate like that. He made a very stupid mistake, and now that is where he is sitting. I've heard bad things about the prison he is going to be in, and I'm just scared he's going to be hurt. He's only 18, and he is going to be around hardened criminals. Probably some murderers and rapists, and gang members. :( He wrote a very heartfelt letter to the boy that was hurt, and also to the boys parents and family... and also to his own family. He feels very remorseful. The other two boys involved don't at all.

Don't worry Spydey! I don't know what you posted, but I would have known that you weren't trying to hurt me. I would've realized that you had probably not read what I had written. No probs there! ;)

Starby, I am so sorry for the sentence. I know your heart is breaking. For now, just love him, believe in him, pray for his safety as will I. I know you are in a state of shock probably. As I shared with you earlier, my friend's son did such a turn around because of being in prison and I pray the same thing for your son. I know your heart is breaking. I held Denise in my arms as she cried and cried over her son. It just hurts to the core of our being. I am just so sorry. I will call you later!

Time does pass and he will get through this! Just try to keep good thoughts and not allow fear into your heart. Maybe he will get placed in a different facility. My words may seem hollow right now, I know. When we hurt so deeply, words mean little but know this, I love you and my heart breaks for you and for your son and your daughter. I will keep you all in my prayers as well as praying for the jailers that they show kindness and respect to your son.

Rebby, you beat me to it, but essentially said it for the both of us.


Starby.. I too will send good vibes and hopes that his stay there will be uneventful. Maybe they have an 'anger/aggression-management' program there that will help him work on his inner turmoil. There is always a chance to write each other and maybe even email capability, so you won't be totally cut off. Life is sometimes unfair, but we have to deal with it as best as we can, and you know I'll be there any time you want to talk to Momma C. and you know that. He's a good young man and will most likely be treated accordingly - just keep hoping and believing that.
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Thank you Cher! I'm going to sit and write him a long letter, and send it to Sam to take to her brother, when she goes to visit him. I'm going to find out if I'm allowed to send other things to keep him busy. Also if I can send him a C'mas gift and B'day (in January) gift. I'll have to find out what their rules are. I've never had to deal with anything like this before, especially in England, so who knows what kind of limitations they have. It's the reality of it though, so I guess I just have to deal with it.

Maybe I could send him a case of Yammish! LOL! Remind me to tell you what that is one of these days. Ben likes to play practical jokes, and really had me going on "Yammish" (which doesn't exist) one time. He "almost" got me good, but the joke got turned around in the end! ;)

Here's a little fun... I like these guys...

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Humor doeth good like a medicine... that was some powerfully funny medicine!! LOL

Here's a little fun.......I like these guys....

Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day (http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=995)

"Whose Line" is always good for a laugh!

Hi all! I'm so full I can hardly move! I pigged out all day on everything from pizza, to egg rolls, to left over pasta, to chery strudel, to half a bag of oreo's, to pickles, to onion soup, to... to... I don't know if I'm done yet!. holy crap! LOL! About a couple times a yr I get like that, where I just don't stop! :eek: What the heck? :eek::eek:

... did I forget to mention the cereal right out of the box, the pepperoni, and the chips and salsa?. oh and leftover choco bars and gummie worms from halloween!

Should I start a new thread? Am I pregnant? LOL!

"Whose Line" is always good for a laugh!!

Hi all!! I'm so full I can hardly move! I pigged out all day on everything from pizza, to egg rolls, to left over pasta, to chery strudel, to half a bag of oreo's, to pickles, to onion soup, to....to...I don't know if I'm done yet!!...holy crap!! LOL!! About a couple times a yr I get like that, where I just don't stop! :eek: What the heck? :eek::eek:

...did I forget to mention the cereal right out of the box, the pepperoni, and the chips and salsa?...oh and leftover choco bars and gummie worms from halloween!

Should I start a new thread? Am I pregnant?? LOL!

Pregnant?

Immaculate conception is a wonderful thing! :p

I have never heard of conception through consumption!! LOL But then we all know I am a little naïve! (First job story)! Starby, pregnant?? I wonder how many threads this will find it's way to... you funny kid!! You know they say "A lie goes half way around the world before the truth gets it's boots on! LOL
Can't wait to read Alty's take on this one little Duckster!

Ohhhh noooo! A pregnant duck! Eeeeekkkkk!
What the heck have I gotten myself into now? I must be delirious from all of the food to set myself up like that! Geeeezzzz!

How could you fly with just one feather carrying youngins. LOL

The first and MOST important question to be put to the board is:

WHO?

Care to guess anyone? I'm going with that crazy Daffy!

Well, I have crossed paths with the stork at parties. I may have had a few too many, and I also remember loosey goosey being at the same party! Hmmmmm!

Girl!! What are we going to do with you?? If I had not been so protective of you, and not tried to talk Sheriff and Deputy out of having you in the dungeon, our little duckie would still be innocent and protected. Sheriff, what do we do now. I was wrong. I should have let you do your job!!

Duckster, (I will babyduck sit if need be)!

Well see this is how it goes Princess. I was learned in my young chick days, that the early bird gets the worm! Then I was told to go spread my wings! Then it all went down hill from there... and I was plucked!

Not touchin' that one girl!! Next??

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Sorry Reb, couldn't help myself! :p It's been a long week, and I needed to be silly!

(((((((( BLUSH ))))))))) ! ! !

Princess Rebbie is a little confused but I will ask about it in PM. LOL

I might have to ask my "Big Brother" to explain a few things to me! LOL

Your big brother? The Princess has a big brother? The Haunted Castle has a Prince? Is he hot? Can you introduce me? :p

He is hot and I am keeping him all to myself!! LOL Nope, can't introduce you... nope, nope, nope. If I do, then everyone would be coming to him for advice and where would I be then?? Trying to figure out all this code in your notes little duckie!! HA. Got to keep this guy all to myself... well, not totally but as my "Big Brother!" You understand, right??

If you (the pregnant DUCK) developed this condition from illicit activities then the new trail will be proceeding herewith.

Proclamation:

You are to present a charges against said PG DUCK:

Your big brother? The Princess has a big brother? The Haunted Castle has a Prince? Is he hot? Can you introduce me? :p

Damn duck... you are already PG!! Lay low... hee hee:rolleyes:

You'll get no argument from me this time Sheriff but could we go just a little easy on her?? I mean, could we just "don't and say we did"?? On paper, you know like put her through her paces just to protect her but let her live with us at the Castle?

Oh C'mon! What a love story we could have! Doesn't it sound magical? The Prince and the two feathered pregnant Duck! The Prince tackles crocodiles, ties up the Sheriff and his Deputy, scares away the ghosties, and rescues the naked Duck, and they move into the Royal Castle, and they have a baby chick, and live happily ever after.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhh Duckster... me thinks you are in troubleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee now!!

Reissued:

Proclamation: Crimes committed by the SINGLE feathered DUCK.

(NOTICE TO PUBLIC: The sheriff has reclaimed the additional feather that he so graciously gave the DUCK. She is now again with only one feather.)

1. Vampness

2. Use of naughty words in public where under girls linger

3. Lying: She promised to be good and we bought into it

4. (Add your own here... )

5.

Duckie brings happiness to the Castle? Sheriff, I won't protest too much this time but she has protected me while at the Castle, you know, good deeds!!

Look at the wonderful life I had with my Prince prior to the Sheriff turning me into a Duck!

YouTube - Daydream Believer - Sleeping Beauty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuscTnxdUQ0&feature=related)

Huh?? Am I abandoned? Well, will scat out of here for a bit myself. Back later.

I'd never abandon you my Princess! I need you to find your brother the Prince! He can help the Duck!

There is no help... DUCKIE !

Off the subject for a moment...

This is my salute to our new government...

Who, The Won't Get Fooled Again Music Video on Yahoo! Music (http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/WhoThe/Wont-Get-Fooled-Again--157424722)

Let's hope not...

I haven't heard that song in ages!

I guess the proof will be in the puddin! (whoever made up that crazy line... hahaha)

Hmmmm... where the heck did that come from?. how old am I? LOL!

If I have to hear one more story about the Obama Whitehouse Dog though, I think I'm going to lose it! Geeeezzzz... is this really news?

Ohhh maaannn! Now I want pudding!

Gotcha...

Good night all... sleepy and we are going to see Madagascar ll tomorrow early on IMAX.

Those "cool" sheets are a callin'

Hello errone.

... where's Guy?

Need a 15 year old's input

Poor Sneezer was aaallll alone in the lonely castle. Did the ghosties get you Sneeze?

I'm campaining for greenies guys! 6 more! I'll uhmmm, buy you all donuts... beer?. uhhmmm, I'll flash you? :p Okay... okay... I promise world peace!. and I'll flash you!

Poor Sneezer was aaallll alone in the lonely castle. Did the ghosties get ya Sneeze?

I'm campaining for greenies guys! 6 more! I'll uhmmm, buy you all donuts....beer?.....uhhmmm, I'll flash you? :p Okay...okay....I promise world peace!....and I'll flash you!

Is this Starby talking now or is this the Duck?

Poor Sneezer was aaallll alone in the lonely castle. Did the ghosties get ya Sneeze?

I'm campaining for greenies guys! 6 more! I'll uhmmm, buy you all donuts....beer?.....uhhmmm, I'll flash you? :p Okay...okay....I promise world peace!....and I'll flash you!

"I'm listening" as Frasier is known to have said... :)

Got to run... Madagascar ll at IMAX... later.

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What an ignorant jerk. I feel bad for this losers wife!

Is this Starby talking now or is this the Duck?

The duck of course... LOL! I changed my mind... either... or, or both! Anything for Greenies... LOL

I didn't think our illustrious Queen would be offering to flash, just knew it had to be the little Duckster!! Princess Rebby has been so blinded by the kindness of the little duck. I will be actively seeking a remedy (not roasted duck) for the evil spell that made our sweet Queen into this ornery little duckie!!

See what they have made me resort too? LOL!

I can't believe these silly weather forecasters around here. They rarely know what they're talking about. They were calling for this big snow storm today. Well, it's beautiful and warm outside, and the skies couldn't be bluer!

Rebby, did you check out the link I posted? I was furious when I answered.

Thanks for the greenie Rebby! :D I wanted to give that guy a virtual smack upside his head!

Oh geeeezzzz, The big A is starting to call already today! Uuuhhhgggg.

That guy is walking a dangerous path! You deserved a "greenie" for your answer.

The big "A" may need a swift kick as well. LOL

I wouldn't doubt if he gives me a reddie for it though! The guilty always get angry when someone tells them the truth! He knows he's wrong, but he is too selfish to care. The man is a complete coward, and he needs to grow the heck up! Just like someone else who just called my house! ;)

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What an ignorant jerk. I feel bad for this losers wife!

Had fun lambasting him... yep first class jerk. To me the vows in marriage are extremely important. (Oppps... I may have stated my feelings on this many times before... sorry).:rolleyes:

2 down and 3 to go! It's a greenable day in the neighbourhood!. will youuuu be my neighbour!! :p

I greenabled youuu Sheriff! That jerk deserves all the crap he gets!

I didn't think our illustrious Queen would be offering to flash, just knew it had to be the little Duckster!!! Princess Rebby has been so blinded by the kindness of the little duck. I will be actively seeking a remedy (not roasted duck) for the evil spell that made our sweet Queen into this ornery little duckie!!!!!!!

Yep... poor... wittle... DUCKIE... yeah... :rolleyes:

Heyyyy! Now is that anything to say to someone who just Greenabled you? :p

Yep....poor .....wittle....DUCKIE...........yeah.....:rolleyes :


Oh my Mr. Sheriff, me thinks thou doest not agree with my thinking!! LOL She was really kind at times but you are the Sheriff. Where's the Deputy? Have you had a meeting and made any decisions about our little misfit duckie?? Do you know where the potion is?

Oh my Mr. Sheriff, me thinks thou doest not agree with my thinking!!! LOL She was really kind at times but you are the Sheriff. Where's the Deputy? Have you had a meeting and made any decisions about our little misfit duckie??? Do you know where the potion is?

Potion?. potion?? You would trust the Sheriff with giving me the potion? That's what got me here to begin with! :eek::eek::eek:

No, no no!! The potion to reverse the spell little Duckie! I'm working as hard as I can to find it. The Sheriff is a good guy, I think those stupid laws just get in the way of his compassion. Next election, we must have those in power to change some laws to protect the innocent. I think the Sheriff got a dose of a potion that makes him waver a bit from bad to good but we know he has a good heart.

Give me a break here Duckie!! I'm trying to protect you, silly goose, I mean, sillly duckie!! LOL

I'm oit of here for a bit!! Dinner time around the ol' homestead.

One thought here, what about McSneeze. He knows about chemicals and meds and such, right??

2 down and 3 to go!! It's a greenable day in the neighbourhood!...will youuuu be my neighbour!!? :p

I greenabled youuu Sheriff!! That jerk deserves all the crap he gets!

Thank you Lady Duckie... :):p

Thank you Lady Duckie.....:):p

Oh sure! Now I'm Lady Duckie! :p Now go spread the love or I'll do a fly by and poop on your head! Muwaahahahahaha!

Oh my Mr. Sheriff, me thinks thou doest not agree with my thinking!!! LOL She was really kind at times but you are the Sheriff. Where's the Deputy? Have you had a meeting and made any decisions about our little misfit duckie??? Do you know where the potion is?

The Sheriff knows all, he has a deputy that is stealthy, quiet, and watches everything... and then reports to the Sheriff... I keep notes.

Awwwww! Sheriff lubs the Duckie! I knew if I tickled you with my feather you would do it. :D

No, no no!!! The potion to reverse the spell little Duckie! I'm working as hard as I can to find it. The Sheriff is a good guy, I think those stupid laws just get in the way of his compassion. Next election, we must have those in power to change some laws to protect the innocent. I think the Sheriff got a dose of a potion that makes him waver a bit from bad to good but we know he has a good heart.

Give me a break here Duckie!!! I'm trying to protect you, silly goose, I mean, sillly duckie!!! LOL

Are we saying: "We can make a Change?" Heard that one before... :)

Oh sure!! Now I'm Lady Duckie!! :p Now go spread the love or I'll do a fly by and poop on your head!! Muwaahahahahaha!!

Aaaaaaaaaa,, go check lovie...

Duck talks a lot... should check things out first... Hmmmmmm.:D

No, no no!!! The potion to reverse the spell little Duckie! I'm working as hard as I can to find it. The Sheriff is a good guy, I think those stupid laws just get in the way of his compassion. Next election, we must have those in power to change some laws to protect the innocent. I think the Sheriff got a dose of a potion that makes him waver a bit from bad to good but we know he has a good heart.

Give me a break here Duckie!!! I'm trying to protect you, silly goose, I mean, sillly duckie!!! LOL

When is this election? I vote Princess Rebby for President! I'll get out the campaign signs Reb, and the Duckie will be your biggest supporter! :D Rebby for President all the way! WOOHOO!

When is this election?? I vote Princess Rebby for President!! I'll get out the campaign signs Reb, and the Duckie will be your biggest supporter!! :D Rebby for President all the way!! WOOHOO!!

I am seriously "campaigned" OUT!! Way tired of it all... :eek:

OMG!! Here I am once again,. staring at the TV,. not even paying attn. to what it is I'm watching... staring... staring... then... what the heck?? It's Lawrence Welk again! Hasn't he been dead for years? Do I have a subconsious obsession with Lawrence Welk?

... and a one... and a two..!

Stringer? Is this your doing?

I am seriously "campaigned" OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Way tired of it all.........:eek:

If I have to hear one more thing about the election... I might have to do another fly by, and poop on Obama's head too!. and the dog... and the White House... and Dubya's head (he'll get the biggest plop)... and... and... Larry King... just cause he deserves it! Then I'll fly to Russia, and see if I can see Sarah,. and I'll fly over her backyard and quack,. and then I'll... just come back to the castle. I'm all pooped out!

OMG!!! Here I am once again,...staring at the TV, ..... not even paying attn. to what it is I'm watching....staring...staring....then....what the heck??? It's Lawrence Welk again! Hasn't he been dead for years?? Do I have a subconsious obsession with Lawrence Welk??

....and a one....and a two....!!

Stringer? Is this your doing?

Just sit still here... watch this pencil move left and then right... you are getting sleepy... hmmmm is the duck sleeping or is that a constant stage?? Snap... snap... wow... no facial movement. Let me... pull up your eye lid... DUCK! DUCK!! HEY DUCKIE!! Do you see this flashlight in your eye?? Wow... nothing.

This "QUOTE" didn't work right so just ignore. :eek: The ghosties are up to no good.

When is this election?? I vote Princess Rebby for President!! I'll get out the campaign signs Reb, and the Duckie will be your biggest supporter!! :D Rebby for President all the way!! WOOHOO!!


I thank you kindly for the vote of confidence Duckie but I love being just Princess Rebby and resident artist if that is okay my Queen! :p

Are we saying: "We can make a Change?" Heard that one before.......:)

LOL Yep!

Just sit still here...watch this pencil move left and then right.....you are getting sleepy....hmmmm is the duck sleeping or is that a constant stage???? Snap....snap...wow...no facial movement. Let me......pull up your eye lid....DUCK! DUCK!!!! HEY DUCKIE !!!!!!!!!! Do ya see this flashlight in your eye?????? wow....nothing.

And a one... and a two... what? Hey!. where am I? Who are you guys? How did I get here? This isn't the Lawrence Welk show! Where are the dancers? Where is the orchestra? Oh noooooooooo! Duckie's scareded! :eek:

One more greenable kids... just one more teeny tiny greenie! I must get it! I just must! I think I can... I think I can... I think I can! :D

Silly Sheriff... tricks are for kids... or Ducks! I can get in tight with the photoshop God, and he will restore my beautiful feathers!

We are going to get in trouble for chatting on RickJ's thread, so I'll come and stick my tongue out at you here! :p

Ah hhhhhhhhaaaaa. Got it!!!!! Owweeeee your tongue feels slimy and cold... Stop jumping around..! You will lose your tongue.

Ha ha ha ha... now whatcha going to do DUCKIE?? Ya look funny flapping around up there with me still holding on to your tongue. HA HA... careful that last feather looks loose!! :>)

Ducky Lucky, darlin' you stepped right into that one!! LOL

Looo wettt gooo obb ma tongue seriff!

What?. Oh... NOPE.

Goodnight all, and Duck... I will return tomorrow... "sweet dreams duckie."

Hey all! Can't stay long but thought I'd drop in, how's everyone doing?

HELLO
Hello
Hello
*hello
GOODBYE
Goodbye
Goodbye
*goodbye
What an empty Castle. Well I'll be back tomorrow... :(

Spidey!! You put me over the top and gave me my 4th square! I dub you Spidey, the web meister! You've got special powers now! I'm not sure what they are... but they are powers nonetheless! :p

I still don't get Green Boxes xD

Guy. Need a 15 year old's advice.

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Another funny...

Stringer, that was so funny. I had just gotten some not so good news about my sis-n-law, been crying my eyes out, came in here and found your post. You just always seem to know when we need some humor. Thank you.

Yesterday I was at Staples. A guy came up on a Kawasaki 1500, parked it right by us. I thought he had gone in the store so I was peering out the window, admiring the bike and telling my husband all about it. Bo touched my arm and I turned only to see him direct my eyes in front to the owner of the bike. He was standing there dangling the key out to me. Man, if I would have had on some different shoes, I would have taken him up on it and drove it around the parking lot at least. We were on our way to the nuring home and I had on some cute girlie shoes so missed out!! LOL

You are always so nice and... special, Princess... thanks.

I hope that your sister in law is okay.

Thank you Stringer!! I appreciate your friendship so much! You and Marta have a great day.

Bears and the undefeated Titans tied at half time 7 to 7!

My brother-in-law just retired from the scouting staff/adivsor this past year. He was a scout for the Cardinals until he retired from there then was hired at age 68 by the Titans!! Go Titans!

I do appreciate your interest in those Titans and that IS a GOOD thing Princess. However I am your friend... doesn't that mean anything?? :)

Go BEARS! But Grossman is playing... hold your breath...

Back to the game...

LOL Hmmm, thank you, I think... Sweet Stringer! LOL Yes you are my friend and I don't have a vested interest in the Titan's but am proud of their year but I do have a vested interest in you, my friend!! :)

Before daddy passed away, I would call and ask who he was for during a game. I would always take the opposite team so I could call him and razz him whichever way it went. SO... NOW... I guess you will have to be for the Bears and I will be for their opponent. It's only right to keep it fair. LOL LOL LOL

What I know about football, you could put in a thimble but I do love watching it with my husband and do have my fav teams... but the Bears?? LOL My son played ball six years. I was continually having to have people tell me where he was on the field and where the ball was... a mental block I think. But now you can keep me up to date on the teams Sweet Stringer! You know me, I won't razz you toooooo much about the Bears... unless... you know... duty calls to do so to make you laugh!! :)

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stringer!! I forgot where you live! Of course, you are for the Bears, I was not thinking. Must be the foul flitting about in the Castle, made me forget for a moment! LOL

Well... your Titans did a great job;

Titans: 24

Bears: 14

Another time perhaps for your Bears! :(

You are very gracious Mr. Stringer!!

Got to run to the NH but will talk to you soon! You enjoyed the game though, right?

Whaaattt?? No congrats on my fourth greenieator? The Duck has earned one more super power! Muuwaahahahahaha! :p

I think I will pick the ability to see through clothing! I've already got the powers to be invisible. Haha!

I've already got the powers to be invisible. haha!


Click and drag between the "quote" marks :cool:

"This is how you stay invisible ducky"

Hahahahaha! Good one Batman! How d'ya do that? I know... I know... you won't tell me! :(

hahahahaha!! Good one batman! How d'ya do that?? I know...i know...you won't tell me! :(

Can't tell :D :D

Ohhh let me try it;)
"Can you see what this says love?"

Ohhh Yeah... Oh YEAH!! I know... I know;)

LMAO... well done starty ;)

SSshhhhhh... now don't tell the Duck :p

STARTY?? You will surely tell me right? Pretty pretty pweassseee! :p

Won't, she will figure it out on her own:)

Doubtful... LMAO!. Is it magic? I like magic tricks... LOL!

I just noticed that I have a very huge sig... it kind of gets in the way. BUT it says everything in a round about way. Gosh what a problem I have now;)

But Starty?. did you pee on yours before you sent it? It's a little yellow! Hmmm... a hint! LOL!

Maybe... LMAO Hmmm, sorry Friend, I think I screwed it all up;) It could be chiffon Starby, not sure;):):)

" I'm not a real blonde ya know "... Maybe I am... that didn't work... LMAO!

It feels as if it is 9 PM and not just 6 PM... I want to be asleep right now. HELP ME...

LOL good try Starby... one more time

I thought you said you already had the invisiblity worked out starby... LOL ;)

It feels as if it is 9 PM and not just 6 PM....I want to be asleep right now. HELP ME....

Here Starty! This will keep you awake! LMAO!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmO2H3AeHOY

Bwwwaahahahahahah my tiredness is kicking in... I may not be the nice baker starty here real soon... I am getting real real testy.
Everyone, get to your rooms and fall asleep within three minutes or I will get out my spiked belt... NOW!