But but, I got a headache already:(

Wait, do I really have a spiked belt?
I may have to resort to the duct tape... please someone stop me:)

:( :( ::sniff... sniff:: I've been sent to my room?. and you've got Duck Tape? :(

Not you Starbs...
I am just grumpy, tired and I am making it known;) I don't normally rant on here... I couldn't help myself;)

Click and drag between the "quote" marks :cool:

"This is how you stay invisible ducky"

How the h*ll????????????????????:confused::confused::confu sed:

Bwwwaaahahahahahahaha heehee, hi Stringer. I am grumpy, just advance notice. Sorry about your Bears;)

Love is all around you

Everyone, get to your rooms and fall asleep within three minutes or I will get out my spiked belt.....NOW!!

:eek: :eek: watch out for starty's spiked belt :eek: :eek:

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I'm running for the Hills

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Not you Starbs.....
I am just grumpy, tired and I am making it known;) I dont normally rant on here...I couldnt help myself;)

Rant away! Take it out on me! :D I've got strong feathers! Water and rants roll right off my back. I've got a special duck coating I use... it just beads up and I can shake it right off! ;)

Love is all around you

STOP IT! LMAO! :p

Haha, Friend. Don't be afraid, I am not sure I ever really turn on any AMHD member yet.:)

Arrrr... Grrrrrr... Hugs and love, got to run now. My head can't seem to see straight. IT HURTS!

STOP IT!! LMAO!! :p

" Ok I promise not to stay invisible any longer , but how will you really know.....Ha Ha!!! "

Love is all around you

You are?

G'nite Starty Girl! Get rid of that nasty headache! Sweet dreams!

I don't believe you Batman... you aren't going to stop! Baaaadddd Deputy! Hey, I've stood up for you I'll have you know!

YouTube - Eric Clapton - I Shot The Sheriff (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UddURb0alQc&feature=related)

Disclaimer:: I am in no way entering a guily plea! I think this was a dream I had!

" I think that I understand now M. "

" I think that I understand now M. "

Ha ha... I knew it wouldn't take you too long stringer , simple right? ;)

I'm going to get you guys! Silly boys! Urrrggghhh! Why can't I get it to work for me? :p

Ha ha.................I knew it wouldn't take you too long stringer , simple right? ;)

Yep Start gave it away... thanks. " To bad the duck has a problem with this, can you imagine how she would miss use it? "

Yep Start gave it away.......thanks. " To bad the duck has a problem with this, can you imagine how she would miss use it? "

This too I shall overcome! Or Ducky could be playing tricks on you! You'll never know! :eek: Muwaahahahaha! Miss use my powers? Nooooooooooo! :rolleyes:

"I might misuse, but never abuse

"I might misuse, but never abuse

" We will need help from GOD, I am afraid M. "

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^:rolleyes:

"Seeee Ducky plays tricks!!"

Well I have a busy day tomorrow as usual so... off to bed. I have my stupid sinus headache again, maybe sleeping will help. It is 30 degrees now outside... missed another year to plant those tulips that Marta wanted for next spring...

And I am depressed that my Bears and my Steelers both lost today... oh well... I should have expected it...

Night to everyone. " I won't be dreaming of nakie duckies tonight."

G'nite Stwingy! Hope you get rid of that ugly headache! It seems to be the thing lately! Hmmm! I can't seem to get rid of mine either. Probably off to bed a little earlier tonight too, but I have to force myself to stay awake a little longer. It's only 8pm, and if I lay down now, I'll be awake at stupid o'clock!

This is me performing my special magic trick!

YouTube - David Copperfield- Funny Duck Magic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0DI6B4UAK8)

"Seeee Ducky plays tricks!!"

Don't make me get out the Duck tape Ducky :rolleyes:


Night stringer :)

G'nite Stwingy!! Hope you get rid of that ugly headache! It seems to be the thing lately! Hmmm! I can't seem to get rid of mine either. Probably off to bed a little earlier tonite too, but I have to force myself to stay awake a little longer. It's only 8pm, and if I lay down now, I'll be awake at stupid o'clock!

This is me performing my special magic trick!

YouTube - David Copperfield- Funny Duck Magic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0DI6B4UAK8)

He is one of the best.

G'nite Stwingy!! Hope you get rid of that ugly headache! It seems to be the thing lately! Hmmm! I can't seem to get rid of mine either. Probably off to bed a little earlier tonite too, but I have to force myself to stay awake a little longer. It's only 8pm, and if I lay down now, I'll be awake at stupid o'clock!

This is me performing my special magic trick!

YouTube - David Copperfield- Funny Duck Magic (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0DI6B4UAK8)

Hey Twicky Duckie, you are so talented. I never realized!! LOL You are scary smart!

Hey Starbs, FlyB, Rebby! Night Stringer!

Spidey!!! You put me over the top and gave me my 4th square! I dub you Spidey, the web meister!! You've got special powers now! I'm not sure what they are...but they are powers nonetheless!! :p

Whaa ha haa. And the powers belong to meeee!:D

Muwaahahahahaahaha! GIRL POWER! Princess, Spydey... ::high fives:: We will use our power for the good... unless... we have to use it for baaaaadddddd!

I isn't scared of no stinkin duck tape Batman! :P

Powers??

Show me some :D

I can't... they're SECRET! :p :p :p :p

Ooooo... scared!!

Highlight...
"I can turn you into an elf "
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Look at this :)
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Poo. It didn't work...

Spidey... they saw us... nakie! Eeeekkkkk!

O well, that just means they'll be after me even more ;)
I have no shame :)

Both your powers are lame :D

Don't forget I have my own Genie 13536 Spydy I don't think you've met Genie Tahlia yet but the others have ;)

I have more powers than that FlyB- anyhow Djinni or none I can still always whip you into submission :)

Well I do have to admit... Genia Talia has provided us with drinks, Cabana boys, and warm sunny beaches... but that is only when the Deputy is off duty!

Can't drink, have no use for cabana boys... warm sunny beaches however... blast me to Jamaica then!
How's it going anyhow Starbs?

Hmmm... blasted smiley...

can't drink, have no use for cabana boys...warm sunny beaches however....blast me to jamaica then!


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Tank you mon!

Hey all! Angel, remember when you said the Genie was at my disposal at any time I needed him? You are my Guardian you know. Maybe this is one of those "Girl Power" moments that I really need the Genie!

PLEASE, may I have him just for a bit??

Hey rebby, would you like some rum? ;)

Spydey, that elf things was pretty cool, why did it not work on the Deputy?? Are his powers too strong. He is the strong silent type you know!! He is my Angel. He does look out for me. Maybe he will loan the Genie tonight!!

To run or some rum?? LOL I need to run! Hmmmm... I have never tasted alcohol before.

If he doesn't I'll hang him by his thumbs in the dungeon! Naaa, I'm sure I won't have to resort to violence, even if it is the good kind. Maybe he is elf-resistant?

PLEASE, may I have him just for a bit???

All yours Rebby ;)

And your request??

Sorry kids! I'm eating yummy steak! Chowin down... I really shouldn't eat this late... but me's hunwry! I'll leave you to your own devices! :p :D

I said rum, I'm glad you haven't tasted it. My grandfather was an alcoholic and I was an addict myself... not saying you'll become one... I myself don't take any chances- as much as I used to like mixed drinks I wouldn't trade on addiction for another. What will you do with the Genie?

Eeeew, steak... glad you like it though :)

Oh my!! My thoughts are becoming cloudy! I love my Angel. I love my girls! Conflict hits me. I must not use the Genie tonight or I might never be the same again.

Angel, thank you for the offer and I will keep it close to my heart for later!

Girls, guess we are on our own because I cannot use the Genie for ill purposes. His heart, well, Angel's heart is too pure.

If he doesn't I'll hang him by his thumbs in the dungeon! Naaa, I'm sure I won't have to resort to violence, even if it is the good kind. Maybe he is elf-resistant?


I had a special Lunch today :D

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You still doubt my powers spydy pants?? :cool:

Angel, could I use Genie to take me far far away tonight?? Then share him with Alty to help her heart not hurt so much? Mabye even grow the duckie some feathers and give Spydey powers back to make the cute elves??

You wouldn't be affected of course because you ate the specail burger at the great McD"s!!

Pure? Hmmm. Yeah he can be a sweetie. But if you look close that halo is getting caught of a pair of horns... :)

Oh I don't doubt them :)
I've yet to master my own, but when I have
They will be formidable.

My eyes are blurry from tears tonight. I can't quite see the halo but I see a soft glow that comforts me. Are you sure you see horns Spydey? Tell me it "ain't so" Angel...

Angel, could I use Genie to take me far far away tonight?????


Rebbie I hope this will do...
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Then share him with Alty to help her heart not hurt so much?


Genie is at Alty's disposal as long as she needs
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Mabye even grow the duckie some feathers


Genie will give back ducky some feathers , they will last for 24 hours and then she will have to go back to the state she put herself in
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When spydy pants starts behaving we may look at the Elf situation :D

Ok got to go for the day guys so I hope you all sleep well ;)

Night night FlyB, be good. I know you are rebbys angel but your'e my little devil :)
Be safe!

G'nite all! I'm beat too!. and ate too much ::burp::

Rebby? Why have you got tears? Did I miss something? Send me an email, or call if you need to talk okay?

Hate to leave you guys all alone :( But I've been up since 6am, and that steak just did me in... lol... Sweet dreams all!

Rebby, don't cry. I love you, Starbs loves you, FlyB loves you, I could go on and on and on. Do you need some spyder kisses?

Rebbie I hope this will do...................
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Genie is at Alty's disposal as long as she needs
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Genie will give back ducky some feathers , they will last for 24 hours and then she will have to go back to the state she put herself in
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When spydy pants starts behaving we may look at the Elf situation :D

Ok gotta go for the day guys so I hope you all sleep well ;)

Angel, you are the best!!! These will all do just wonderfully! Love you. Have sweet dreams when your head hits the pillow and have a fantastic week!

Starbs and Spydey, just send hugs my way and a few little Spydey and Duckie kisses too!
We will all feel better by light of day!

Nite, nite and precious dreams to you! Love you both also!

Goodnight Rebby,
*kisses
For you!

Well Starbs, I hate to run out on you but I need to sleep... unfortunately :)
Will catch you later!

My eyes are blurry from tears tonight. I can't quite see the halo but I see a soft glow that comforts me. Are you sure you see horns Spydey? Tell me it "ain't so" Angel.................

Sweet Rebbie, please tell me that I didn't make you cry because of all my yucky stuff.

You know I'm here sweetheart, whenever you need me. You do know that, right?

I don't have M's powers, but I do have Angels that try their best to look out for me, I'd be glad to share them with you anytime. :)

Spydey, have a good night and thanks for little spydey kisses!

No sweet Alty, tears were coming from other hurts tonight. My heart does hurt for you but sending love your way makes me feel all the better. I am glad you shared what you are going through. I have been missing you!

I know you are here for all of us also. That is what makes us such a great family! M is sending me to a place of refreshing tonight!

YouTube - Bruddah Iz ~ White Sandy Beach (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_YfyKahP-0)

I can always appreciate and use all the angels that pass my way but for now, let's let them all look out for Alty!! :) Love you!

Just a quick note.

My grandmother passed away last night.

Thank you all for being here for me during this difficult time.

Alty.

I am sorry Alty. I hope that she passed without pain and knowing that she was loved.

Sorry about that Alty.

Yep Start gave it away.......thanks. " To bad the duck has a problem with this, can you imagine how she would miss use it? "

NO I didn't... you are just a smart guy, that's all;)
Morning all... hope you are all well and comfy!

Thanks everyone.

Really, I'll be okay.

Let's get back to the fun of the castle, I don't want to bring down the mood here.

Just a quick note.

My grandmother passed away last night.

Thank you all for being here for me during this difficult time.

Alty.

Ohhh Alty, I am so sorry. Hugs, lots of hugs and time.

Thanks Starty pants.

How are you? How are your rugrats? Mine have the week off, lucky little stinkers. ;)

Hubby has the next two days off as well. We planned on doing some shopping today. If I can, I plan to keep those plans in place. :)

Oh, fyi. I've been watching the new 90210 (darnit, I just admitted it) and I don't like it. I miss the old one. I was hoping it would be similar to the original, but it's not. Disappointing. :(

Thanks everyone.

Really, I'll be okay.

Let's get back to the fun of the castle, I don't want to bring down the mood here.

What are the functions of this virtual family if they aren't being there for our friends?

I think everyone is fine. I think...
Kids have tomorrow off... then they go back then it will be Thanksgiving.
Ya... 90210 pretty much sucks;)

Well then Start, you must be smarter my dear... you got it before me... :)

Stringer, I have to say, all of you are there for me more than my real family. I have adopted all of you, I thank my lucky stars that I stumbled across AMHD and found all of you.

You all mean so much to me. Darnit, tears again. I don't know what I would do without all of you. Please, don't make me find out, ever.

Nope, Like I told Marta years ago;

Even if you change your mind and throw me out... I would just sit on your doorstep waiting for you to come out, you know you have to at some point. And you will not be able to get rid of me... ha ha.

Ohhhh... do I sound like a stalker?? No, just love you...

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Nope, Like I told Marta years ago;

Even if you change your mind and throw me out....I would just sit on your doorstep waiting for you to come out, ya know ya have to at some point. And you will not be able to get rid of me......ha ha.

Ohhhh...do I sound like a stalker???? No, just love ya.....

The Sheriff is a stalker? I knew it, I knew it! I've seen him by the Duck pond hiding behind the bushes! :eek::eek::eek::eek:

That was him Starby? But, I was skinny dipping, and I saw a flash. You don't think he has pictures? :eek:

I thought I saw flashes too! He's the Duck Pond Stalker! I bet he's selling pics of us on eBay!

Oooh, eBay, do you think he'd share the profits? Wait, what am I saying, nudie pics of me, not good. :(

At least you have a few feathers. ;)

I bet the Sheriff and that Deputy are sharing the profits! I wonder where the money is stashed? Let's go sneak around the castle and see if we can find it! Shhhhhh... tippy toe!

Don't you mean "webby feet?" ;)

I think I know where the money is. Hey, when we find it we can go on a trip. I like the idea of a tropical paradise. Maybe there's enough for us to buy our own island. We can bring the cabana boys along. :)

Yes, Cabana boys to fan us, a masseuse, a personal chef, an Island band, a Tiki bar... fully stocked of course. The Cabana boys can hand feed us fresh fruit, and rub suntan oil all over our backs. Hey sounds good to me! Let's get looking for that cash!

Follow me, I think it's in the dungeon. Watch out though, that Sheriff is sneaky, and so is the Deputy.

This could be a trap, and I just turned into my bunny self. I'm sure they wouldn't mind roast duck and rabbit for dinner tonight.

I'll watch your back if you watch mine. Oooooh, I just stepped in poo, oh, it's mine. Sorry. :(

I'll bring my secret Duck Spray just in case that sneaky Sheriff tries to trap us! I'll spray him right in the eyes and we'll make a hop and a fly for it!

But, I don't hop very fast. I've put on a bit of weight, I'm a chubby bunny. :(

Can you pick me up and fly? Please? I don't want to be a stew. :(

Oooh, more poo. Bunny's poo when they're nervous. Sorry. :(

I try and grab you and we'll fly away! I may need a running start, cause I only have two feathers... and a little fuzz! You have to promise not to poop on me though! Lol

Poo on you? Never. Besides, it will fly through the air. It might hit the Sheriff and his Deputy though. That will teach them for taking nakie pics of us. ;)

Hey! That's how we'll make our escape if we have to. You can hold on to the back on me, and you can shoot poop bullets at the Sheriff and the Deputy! :D

LMAO, I like that idea. Maybe I should eat some more fiber, just in case. ;)

Yes, eat your Wheaties! It will give you more strength to hold on to me!

Maybe you should eat some too, so that you can fly with me holding on to you.

I found the money! There's tons! It's time to look for our island Ducky! Grab the sun block and the cabana boys, paradise is ours! :)

Okay... lets get out of here before that dastardly Sheriff wakes up from his nap! Lets go fly around and find the perfect Island!

Starby, let's go to a pub first and think about this. We could buy an island, or a yacht. If we buy the yacht we can visit many different islands. :)

Ahhhhh... good call! Yes, we will hit the pub first! We've got loads and loads of money! Maybe we can hire a hot bartender while we're there! We can go pub crawling! :D

Pub flying my dear, or pub hopping. Never let them see you crawl! :)

Oh yes I forgot! We have to keep that a "Secret" We'll fly there, and then we'll hop in! Maybe we can get some hotties to do the Bird Dance, and the Bunny Hop with us! WOOHOO! Woop woop!

Disco, disco duck. Disco, disco duck. Don't be a cluck... LOL. ;)

Someone caught us dancing on video! Eeekkkk!

YouTube - Bugs Bunny vs Daffy Duck dance-off (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJoy0cjABb0)

Egad, the Sheriff has been taping us too?

Were are the proceeds from that? Maybe we can buy and island and a yacht. :)

Well if you zoom in... I think I see the Deputy dancing in the background! I think he was making fun of how we were dancing, and making funny faces at us!

Alty! I wish you could be watching the Dog Whisperer right now! He is dealing with a beagle that is biting and chewing things. I'll try and take notes for you!

Boo,

Eeeekkkk! You sneaked up behind me Joe! How are you stranger?

I am doing all right...
Lots on the go and just want to say hello to everyone.

How have you been starby? I can not really catch up... Would take me a whole year... Wow... lol

Little Cheeks enjoyed halloween and had lots of fun...

Hope to sometime in the future get my internet hooked up again but for now... It's the library that has to put up with me.. At least I am giving my computer a well needed rest. Lol

Well got to go.

We have film of Alty Pole Dancing in the Grand Hall...

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And also in action in the Dungeon... there is no escape :D

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That's a lot of Ahhhhhhhhh's Joe! LOL!

You asked what's been going on with everyone? Well it hasn't been a good couple of weeks in the castle!

Chicky's Grandma passed last week, Alty's Oma passed lastnite, My (step) Son went to prison for 2 yrs last week, Stringy's had horrible sinus headaches, Starty has had a terrible cold,. who am I forgetting?

Oh and of course... last but certainly not least... we seem to be missing our Momma C, and I'm getting very worried, and Rebby's had some pretty bad news about her sis-in-law.

Hello comrades-
Pole dacing and flagellation huh? Sounds like my kind of fun ;)

Boo,


Ohhhhhhhh you! How are you? What is new and how is life going for you and the family... Tell all!

Reby, my best wishes to you and your family. I hadn't known. Hugs and love baby!

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Hi all... time for bed.

Football is on, I can't listen to them... I will a different time... :)

Night Stringer, me too:) Had you ever gone back to your football thread that you started in the whatever its called rooms?

I'm more of a hockey person myself... how YOU doin' starty?

Social groups... that it, that is what they are called;)

I just started getting notifications... what the..? Hey kids!

Good thanks... you?
I am resting my spaghetti legs... I have started my yoga again and my lunges and squats heading towards buns of steel:)

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Just in case you forgot about all your goofy football stuff;)
Night Stringer...

Hey Starty, Spidey, Batman... I know you're in the corner... G'nite Silly String!

Batman... I'm still sticking my tongue out at you by the way! :p

Hello comrades-
Pole dacing and flagellation huh? Sounds like my kind of fun ;)

I knew it :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

YEP... always here starby ;)

I'm pretty good, I used to do yoga before I had Jack, I can't seem to find the time for it anymore- you can tell from my butt :(
Ah well there are worse things that can happen... Jack's been teething again too, so no more sleep for a couple of weeks!

I knew it :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

YEP...........always here starby ;)

You should know it FlyB from the last beating I gave you :D

Reby, my best wishes to you and your family. I hadnt known. Hugs and love baby!

Thank you so much! I needs hugs and love! My heart has been breaking and even worse news this evening. Thank you Starty for you sweet thoughts and wishes! It has just been a tough three years but we all have our battles we fight each day and must find joy in the love we give and receive even as we go through hard times.

Yer lucky you didn't show up today before Alty and I found the STASH that you and the Sheriff had tucked away Batman. You would've gotten hit with "poop bullets" Alty and I are making some bids on and Island and a yacht! No boys allowed... well, except for the Cabana boys, and a chosen few! :p :D

FLyB why didn't you tell me 'bout the stash huh? Keeping it all to yourself :(

Thank you so much! I needs hugs and love! My heart has been breaking and even worse news this evening. Thank you Starty for you sweet thoughts and wishes! It has just been a tough three years but we all have our battles we fight each day and must find joy in the love we give and receive even as we go through hard times.

I'm sorry you got worse news today Rebby! I'm pretty sure I know what you are talking about. I'm here if you want to talk. My poor AMHD family is going through so much lately. You guys know I'm always here for you, just like you are always here for me!

Me too Reb-I'll give you my ear and my heart whenever you need it. That goes for everyone, unfortunately I was the one putting my family through hell a couple years ago...

I'm sorry you got worse news today Rebby! I'm pretty sure I know what you are talking about. I'm here if you want to talk. My poor AMHD family is going thru so much lately. You guys know I'm always here for you, just like you are always here for me!

Thanks Starby! I don't want to pull down the fun mood at the Castle. We all need some fun to get through our days. I would call tonight but I know I would just cry so will wait until I can just share more stories that make you laugh!!

Thanks to you also Spydey!! Life just happens and we try to have joy in our hearts anyway! Thanks for the offer to listen... means a lot to me. Everyone here is so kind. I know Alty is especially going through a hard time right now and other's also.

When I visited with my sis on the phone tonight, she asked me how I was... I responded "Hopeful". Surprised even myself! I have been down for so long but I am hopeful so that is a good thing. :)

So, I read about the island. I want more details. Are you building a castle there also or is it just a place of escape for you and Alty and the "boys"!! :cool:

Yer lucky you didn't show up today before Alty and I found the STASH that you and the Sheriff had tucked away Batman. You would've gotten hit with "poop bullets" Alty and I are making some bids on and Island and a yacht! No boys allowed....well, except for the Cabana boys, and a chosen few! :p :D

I was watching you and Alty searching for money , I see all don't forget :D

So when you least expect it , expect it :cool:

TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE:

Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for fisticuffs. Face the particular greyfaced you wish to short-circuit, or towards the direction of the negative aneristic vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as though you were Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess. Chant, loudly and clearly:
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

The results will be instantly apparent.

Oh it's apparent:rolleyes:

Thanks Starby! I don't want to pull down the fun mood at the Castle. We all need some fun to get through our days.

So, I read about the island. I want more details. Are you building a castle there also or is it just a place of escape for you and Alty and the "boys"!!! :cool:

Oh we are taking you with! There WILL be a castle on our Island! We can't live without the Castle! ;) But we might just go out on the yacht to run away once in awhile! Sound like a plan?

TO PERFORM THE TURKEY CURSE:

Take a foot stance as if you were John L. Sullivan preparing for fisticuffs. Face the particular greyfaced you wish to short-circuit, or towards the direction of the negative aneristic vibration that you wish to neutralize. Begin waving your arms in any elaborate manner and make motions with your hands as though you were Mandrake feeling up a sexy giantess. Chant, loudly and clearly:
GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

The results will be instantly apparent.

You realise you are talking about trapping my fellow birds right Mag? QUACK!!

Run away with your cabana boy starbs ;)

Oh goodness!! I get to go also?? Yahoo... I need an escape. I love it when a plan comes together!! LOL

C'mon girlz... grab a wing! We'll fly away! The Cabana boyz have been send ahead of time to set up!

Duckster, have you enjoyed your feathers that Angel let the Genie give you for 24 hours??

What the heck is this? I've heard of greenies and reddies but blue-grays?
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What the heck is this? I've heard of greenies and reddies but blue-grays?
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Because he has a negative rating he can't give you a Reddie ( I think )

Thank god! I gots to go everyone. Night night.

Well I have a busy day tomorrow as usual so.......off to bed. I have my stupid sinus headache again, maybe sleeping will help. It is 30 degrees now outside...missed another year to plant those tulips that Marta wanted for next spring......

And I am depressed that my Bears and my Steelers both lost today.......oh well...I should have expected it.......

Night to everyone. " I won't be dreaming of nakie duckies tonight."

Sorry about your teams losing, dear... but you deserved that headache because you did not use the horseraddish... my wrath.. so, if you want your teams to win next time - TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!

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Gosh, it is good to see you posting agan Sweet Chery!! I will sure have a better day now! Your sense of humor never ceases to amaze me. Love and hugs and glad you are back!!

Hee hee... Stwingy got his well deserved punishment from Momma for not following Dr.'s orders! Go Momma... Go Momma! :D

Sorry about your teams loosing, dear.... but you deserved that headache because you did not use the horseraddish.... my wrath.. so, if you want your teams to win next time - TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!

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K... I... am... sorry... Momma (((((sob, sob))))) O. o O. :o

Hee hee....Stwingy got his well deserved punishment from Momma for not following Dr.'s orders!! Go Momma...Go Momma!! :D

I.....will.....get.....you.....(whispering)!!!!

Oh we are taking you with! There WILL be a castle on our Island! We can't live without the Castle! ;) But we might just go out on the yacht to run away once in awhile!! Sound like a plan?

I will captain the yacht and police you all... :D

I.....will.....get.....you.....(whispering)!!!!

MOMMMAAAA! Stwingy's scareded me again! Did you hear him whisper? He peekeded into my woom, and gave me a scary face! I will have scary dweams now Momma!

Stawby, I collected bunny poo, we can weeve it in Stwingy's room, under his pillow, he'll never know it was us. ;)

I have set bunny and duck (goosey; ha ha) traps...

Traps? Not traps. You'd hurt a cute little bunny? Say it isn't so. I had such faith in you Sheriff. So sad, bunny crying, weeping, no hop left, sooooooo sad. :(

Did I get through that tough exterior? Hmmmm, did you say "AWWWWWW!" Come on, admit it, you love bunny. :)

Stawby, I collected bunny poo, we can weeve it in Stwingy's room, under his pillow, he'll never know it was us. ;)

I've got a secwet hiding pwace for it! Stwingy will neber pwove it was us!

I have issues...

I got bit by a gander goose once. It hurt, damn goose (duck) bit, twisted and broke the skin... by the way... he has NO FEATHERS NOW!

And you bunnies have cost me hundreds of dollars when you eat all my plants and shrubs.

I need closure!!

I'll take my badge off before I take vengeance...

Hey all,

Been a while since I've stopped in, how have you been holding up??

Hey you Biggie! Long time no hear. How you doing? The castle has been a bit dismal lately, we've had a leaky roof I think, but I think we've all survived.

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I'm doing all right Starby, someone should get up there and fix that roof :p

How have you been?

Hey BB...

Howdy Stringer

I'm doin alright Starby, someone should get up there and fix that roof :p

How have you been?

Sorry Biggie... had to run for awhile! I was busy talking to Niki's groomer! She looks so perrrrtttyyy! Big red bow around her neck... she looks like a big white furry C'mas present! She smells all fresh and clean, and she's running around like she just got the make-over of her life! :D I need to run again and get a few things done, but yes, you might need to climb up on that Castle roof and see what you can do! We don't need roof rot... and bats flying in through the holes! :eek:

Hi Sheriff... bye Sheriff... LOL!

HiBye

Hi Hi! :)

Anyone here? Where did everyone go? Am I all alone? I don't like being alone in the castle. :(

I've turned into a chubby bunny again, hopping is hard, too much junk in the trunk. Oooh, look, carrots ::munch, munch, munch:: and celery ::munch, munch, munch: and lettuce ::munch, munch, SNAP!:: What the? I'm in a cage! HELP!!

Hi everyone. Here for a sec.

Only a sec? Why only a sec? Which sec? ;)

Hey ya Biggie! Long time no hear. How ya doin? The castle has been a bit dismal lately, we've had a leaky roof I think, but I think we've all survived.
Gosh, if the renovation takes any longer, it would probably be cheaper finding a whole Island to move to. We wouldn't need a moat anymore.

Guess it was Nicki's and my day for grooming. I had my hair cut today too - never had it so short, now I look downright spunky, so you all better watch out!

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Okay everyone. Here's a picture of the castle in my hometown in Germany, I took that picture when we visited in 2001. This is Schloss Weikersheim and my house was a 5 minute walk from it. There's a playground right next to it, separated by a hedge, I used to play there as a child, and my Jared played there when we where there last.

See the tower behind it? My Dad climbed that tower to get a baby crow out of a nest so that he could raise it as a pet. At the time the royal family still lived in the castle. The queen sent someone to my Oma's house (the Oma that just passed away) to tell her that her oldest son was climbing the tower and was probably going to break his neck.

He got the crow, named it Jacob, he was very tame. The neighbor shot him one day because he thought that the crow might eat his corn.

So many memories in that picture. :)

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Hello guys and gals! Just stopping in for a minute. Although, it usually turns out to be an hour or so...

Boo!!

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
I just webbed myself

Hahahah webbed yourself.

HAHAHAHAHHAA

Ps - has anyone ever had taco bell + beer.

... by far, in my life, the best combination ever since brad pitt + angelina.

Hey sneezy , long time.

Have had Taco Bell & Beer

Haven't had Angelina (only similar) but don't want Brad Pitt :rolleyes:

I'd take both ;)

I'd take both ;)

Greedy spyder , then you would have 2 heads to bite off ;)

I don't want Angie or Brad. Give me Vin Diesel and I'd be a happy women. ;)

Unfortunately for us Alty, the diesel doesn't swing our way. And FlyB I'm not greedy, I'll share. Would you like the left or right hemispheres? Or maybe and Occipital lobe?

What? Vin is gay? But, but, I had plans. I can turn him our way, just give me a chance. Vin, call me! ;)

Spydie, I googled Vin and found this.

Hollywood action star VIN DIESEL has slammed rumours he is gay and remains defiant about keeping his personal life private. The XXX star is notoriously guarded when it comes to his romantic relationships. He explains, "I'm not gonna put it out there on a magazine cover like some other actors. "I come from the HARRISON FORD, MARLON BRANDO, ROBERT DE NIRO, AL PACINO code of silence." Diesel claims he prefers to date in Europe, where he's not as easily recognised and thinks celebrities dating other celebrities are just asking for trouble. The actor doesn't want people going through his garbage, taking his photo at Starbucks or making his name into a "Bennifer-style" punch line saying, "It's a sucker's bet."

Whew, that was close. ;)

YouTube - Don't Stop Believing(Journey) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGzwNdTVHJo)

I love that song Spydie, and I won't stop believing that I have a chance with Vin. A snowballs chance in hell, but a chance none the less. ;)

Everyone loves Journey, if you're spyder or human anyway. Here's what I'm listenin' to.
YouTube - Alice - Tom Waits (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEj-mrwwaxo)
You been feeling any better Alty?

Hi Hi! Now if any of you tell me Duane "my rock" Johnson is gay, I'm just going to go drink poison and get it over with! LOL!

This one is awesome too
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I really need to go to bed...

Hi Hi!! Now if any of you tell me Duane "my rock" Johnson is gay, I'm just going to go drink poison and get it over with!! LOL!

If he was gay then I wouldn't tell you. Poison is bad for ducks.

I'm fine Sydie, thanks for asking.

Go to bed dear, you have a little one, I know how tiring that is. Rest your spydie eyes, go to sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep... Darnit, now I'm tired. Drat. :(

Hi Hi!! Now if any of you tell me Duane "my rock" Johnson is gay, I'm just going to go drink poison and get it over with!! LOL!

Who? ;)

You sleep too then, I shall leave you with my best wishes and kishes Alty.
Night night Starbs, Later Sneezy-
Tootles FlyB

Night Spydie.

I napped this afternoon, now I'm bright eyed and bushy tailed. Eeek, bushy tailed, I'm a freaking rabbit again. Curses. :(

By the way, I escaped the cage I was trapped in, even though no one came to rescue me. :(

I'm going to go eat some carrots now.

::hop, hop, hop, hop:: ew, poo. Not again. :(

I would have come to the rescue had I know Alty. Peace and G'night

You sleep too then, I shall leave you with my best wishes and kishes Alty.
Night night Starbs, Later Sneezy-
Tootles FlyB

WHAT?? You don't know who my Duane is Alty? For SHAME!

G'nite Spydey. This is the first song I thought of when you played your Tom Waits song. This isn't exactly the version I wanted to play... but you can add your words.. LOL

YouTube - Smokie - Living Next Door To Alice 1995 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKNfb13vcDI)

(Alice... Alice... who the bleep is Alice?) :p

Aw, thanks Spydie, but I managed to get my big bunny butt out of the trap all by my bunny self. Stringer's traps are pretty easy to break out of. ;)

Night sweetie, sleep well. :)

Duane Wayne? Duane the pain? Duane who lives in Spain? Duane in the rain? Duane makes a stain? Duane with no brain? Duane of no fame?

This is fun. ;)

Duane is my main... Duane is my game... Duane don't blame... Duane is no shame!

Duane is lame, Duane is a no name, Duane of no fame, Duane, Duane, Duane... ;)

Really, this is fun.

Let's do Starby.

Starby is a barbie, Starbie parties hardy, Starbie is no lardie, Starbie's a bit farty. Oooh, that went downhill fast. ;)

Alty Schmalty, Alty is faulty, Alty is maltey, Alty is salty... yeah this isn't working! LOL! Let do Stringer! Hahaha!

Yawn.

Okay, I'm tired Starby, going to hit the sack. Sydney has a dental appointment tomorrow, she's getting two teeth pulled. I need to be bright and chipper for that. Or at least chipper, I don't know if I can pull off bright right now. ;)

Talk to you later. :)

Night all! :)

Alty Schmalty, Alty is faulty, Alty is maltey, Alty is salty....yeah this isn't workin! LOL! Let do Stringer! Hahaha!

Stringers a swinger, Stringer, um, ah, darnit. :(

I'll think on that one.;)

Night. :)

G'nite Alty! :( Here allll alone now! Sleep well. You will need that if Syd's getting two teeth pulled... wow... poor little Syd.

This is not here.

Obi? Is that you?

Hi everyone! Sorry Starby for my missed appointment on that Saturday. This week was very very VERY busy. Had five exam papers up to now, one more to go. I only had time to look at the posts on one page, following my last post, then the connection here dropped from 40 kbps to about 5 kbps. Suddenly, many people came and internet connection went down. Catch you later! Have a math tuition for tomorrow's paper. Btw, the french is a good idea! ;) Stringer will surely not understand a thing!! Tomorrow, for sure, I'll be here pretty early. Bye

gosh, if the renovation takes any longer, it would probably be cheaper finding a whole island to move to. We wouldn't need a moat anymore.

Guess it was nicki's and my day for grooming. I had my hair cut today too - never had it so short, now i look downright spunky, so you all better watch out!

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ATTENTION! ::warning warning::... ALERT THE GUARDS!. HOT MOMMA in da castle!!

Okay everyone. Here's a picture of the castle in my hometown in Germany, I took that picture when we visited in 2001. This is Schloss Weikersheim and my house was a 5 minute walk from it. There's a playground right next to it, seperated by a hedge, I used to play there as a child, and my Jared played there when we where there last.

See the tower behind it? My Dad climbed that tower to get a baby crow out of a nest so that he could raise it as a pet. At the time the royal family still lived in the castle. The queen sent someone to my Oma's house (the Oma that just passed away) to tell her that her oldest son was climbing the tower and was probably going to break his neck.

He got the crow, named it Jacob, he was very tame. The neighbor shot him one day because he thought that the crow might eat his corn.

So many memories in that picture. :)

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Lets go live there k? Alty... you and I can have the tower all to ourselves! We'll be able to keep a good eye on the Sheriff and the Deputy that way! :D

That looks like a fun place to play! We can (well you can... lol) raise crows! Just don't let them fly over my head k? ;)

Hi everyone! Sorry Starby for my missed appointment on that Saturday. This week was very very VERY busy. Had five exam papers up to now, one more to go. I only had time to look at the posts on one page, following my last post, then the connection here dropped from 40 kbps to about 5 kbps. Suddenly, many people came and internet connection went down. Catch you later! Have a math tuition for tomorrow's paper. Btw, the french is a good idea! ;) Stringer will surely not understand a thing!!! Tomorrow, for sure, i'll be here pretty early. Bye

No probs Unky! Get your school work done... that's more important.

Oui, Filandreux est une tête de poopy, un grand about de bulle d'air d'ole, un grand Shérif de radin... LOL! Nous pouvons concevoir notre plan d'action et il ne saura pas!

... and for Alty!


Ja, Zäh ist ein Poopy-Kopf, ein großer Ole-Luftblase-Kolben, ein großer Geizhals-Sheriff... LOL! Wir können unseren Plan der Handlung ausdenken, und er wird nicht wissen!

A little humor;

Making a baby:

This is hilarious, and there is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!


The Jones's were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate
Father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.
Jones kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm off now. The man should
Be here soon.'

Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer
Happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. 'Good morning, Ma'am',
He said, 'I've come to.. '

'Oh, no need to explain,' Mrs. Jones cut in, embarrassed, 'I've been
Expecting you.'

'Have you really?' said the photographer. 'Well, that's good Did you know
Babies are my specialty?'

'Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a
Seat!

After a moment she asked, blushing, 'Well, where do we start?'

'Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch,
And perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun.
You can really spread out there.'

'Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!'


'Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try
Several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure
You'll be pleased with the results.'

'My, that's a lot!', gasped Mrs. Jones.

'Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be in and
Out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that.'

'Don't I know it,' said Mrs. Jones quietly.

The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby
Pictures. 'This was done on the top of a bus,' he said.

'Oh, my God!' Mrs. Jones exclaimed, grasping at her throat.

'And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their
Mother was so difficult to work with.'

'She was difficult?' asked Mrs. Jones.

'Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job
Done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good
Look'

'Four and five deep?' said Mrs. Jones, her eyes wide with amazement.

'Yes', the photographer replied. 'And for more than three hours, too. The
Mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate,
And when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the
Squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in.'

Mrs. Jones leaned forward. 'Do you mean they actually chewed on your,
Uh... equipment?'

'It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we
Can get to work right away.'

'Tripod?'

'Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too
Big to be held in the hand very long.'

Mrs. Jones fainted...

Stringer, that is hilarious!

Mornin Stringy and Emland! I've got to copy and paste that one to send to a photographer friend of mine. Too funny!

What a great way to start my morning Stringer!! LOL Got my mind off things troubling me onto more... interesting subjects! :)

Hope this makes you all smile!!

A Girl Potato and a Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called "Yam."

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.


When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.


They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like "Hot Potato," and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.


Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the potato sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she
Wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.


Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, "Frito Lay."

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the
Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw .

Tom Brokaw ?


Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.


They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw
Because he's just...

Are you ready for this?


Are you sure?

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OK! Here it is!

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A COMMONTATER

Hahahahahaha! Good one Rebby! Chery and I are running to retarded Island... wanna come? Add your name and off we go! I think Alty has got a bid in on a yacht! :D

Hope this makes you all smile!!!

A Girl Potato and a Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they called "Yam."

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam.


When it was time, they told her about the facts of life.


They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, so she wouldn't get accidentally mashed, and get a bad name for herself like "Hot Potato," and end up with a bunch of Tater Tots.


Yam said not to worry, no Spud would get her into the potato sack and make a rotten potato out of her!

But on the other hand she
wouldn't stay home and become a Couch Potato either.

She would get plenty of exercise so as not to be skinny like her Shoestring cousins.

When she went off to Europe, Mr. and Mrs. Potato told Yam to watch out for the hard-boiled guys from Ireland.

And the greasy guys from France called the French Fries. And when she went out west, to watch out for the Indians so she wouldn't get scalloped.


Yam said she would stay on the straight and narrow and wouldn't associate with those high class Yukon Golds, or the ones from the other side of the tracks who advertise their trade on all the trucks that say, "Frito Lay."

Mr. and Mrs. Potato sent Yam to Idaho P.U. (that's Potato University) so that when she graduated she'd really be in the
Chips.

But in spite of all they did for her, one-day Yam came home and announced she was going to marry Tom Brokaw .

Tom Brokaw ?


Mr. and Mrs. Potato were very upset.


They told Yam she couldn't possibly marry Tom Brokaw
because he's just......

Are you ready for this?


Are you sure?

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OK! Here it is!

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A COMMONTATER

LMAO Princess... loved the "play" on words...

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Love it... gets "even!"

Oh, by the way girls, the money that M and I hid that you found... it is "Confederate Bank Notes." It is worthless... we were not going to tell you until the cops came after you for passing bad money... but we felt a little (very little) guilty as we know that you gals wouldn't want prison time... and we would have no one left to joke around with... ha.

Well the Duck and the Bunny are very SMRT! We tried to wash the dirty money, and the stains didn't come out. So went went to the money laundering service, and they cleaned and pressed it. It's all clean money now! :p

Ah, Sheriff, what about these gold things I found? I mean, they are little chunks of gold, a little uneven, but very heavy. I think these might be enough to buy the Island. I don't think you and M hid these because they were in a place only the girls go when we want to be private and have quiet talk. I have heard that there was some gold missing from long ago. I THINK I FOUND IT GIRLS!!

WOOHOO... Let's make a run for it girls! Fire up the Rebel baby... we're off on a ROAD TRIP!

The Rebel is ready to go!! ROAD TRIP!! Yahoo! Sheriff, we love you and Deputy. I know your hearts. I know you want us to have a great time! R I G H T?? We will come back all refreshed and ready to KEEP YOU ALL ON YOUR TOES!! LOL

Ah, Sheriff, what about these gold things I found? I mean, they are little chunks of gold, a little uneven, but very heavy. I think these might be enough to buy the Island. I don't think you and M hid these because they were in a place only the girls go when we want to be private and have quiet talk. I have heard that there was some gold missing from long ago. I THINK I FOUND IT GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come on Princess... give us some credit for being a little smarter than that... where else would we hid the "Fools' Gold?" Yep actually "real" FOOLS GOLD"!!

And DUCKIE... you too, I expected more... from you... listen... sssssshhhhh...

IT IS CONFEDERATE CERTIFICATES !!!!!! Worthless.....absolutely WORTHLESS !!!!!!!!!!!!! :p:p:p:p

I think that I should "lay low" for a while after this one:

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I think that I should "lay low" for a while after this one:

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LMAO... :p

Now Stringer... when have you ever led this Princess wrong?? You have always been honest and loving. Angel has always protected me and been my guardian and YET... you are telling me, fool's gold?? You got me all excited... you two... what are we going to do with you? Have I misplaced my trust?? If you and Angel cannot be trusted to provide wealth, love and safety, who do we turn to??

Where are the Queens when I need them? I thought we were all set to go on a beautiful trip and now... foiled again!!

Well, I love ya's both anyway. Got to run do my own things right now but I shall return and hope to find my two loving and protecting guys providing a much needed rest to the Royalty of this beautifully, haunted castle.

Definition: Webster's Dictionary (hard to find)

Stringer: means; loving, caring, thoughtful, protective, trustful, nice guy, gentleman, chivalrous, ever watching, helpful, strong, virile, nice guy... oh did I mention that before? Intelligent, deep thinker, versatile, smart, world wise, tricky (oops),.

M: means: "ditto"

NOW THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) I felt I was being drawn to the dark side but now all is sunshiny outside. LOL I need to just keep the faith and so I guess we weally, (oops, dark side, trying to sneak in), really get to keep the real gold??

Definition: Webster's Dictionary (hard to find)

Stringer: means; loving, caring, thoughtful, protective, trustful, nice guy, gentleman, chivalrous, ever watching, helpful, strong, virile, nice guy....oh did I mention that before? Intelligent, deep thinker, versatile, smart, world wise, tricky (oops),.......

M: means: "ditto"

Now was that dictionary written by Billy Bob or Bobby Joe Webster? Or were they in collaboration? :p

Now was that dictionary written by Billy Bob or Bobby Joe Webster? Or were they in collaboration? :p


Is that near Colorado??

YES... as a matter of factly... Collaboration, Colorada! Yip!

LMAO, you kids crack me up! :)

Haha! Whatcha doing Alty?

Mag will probably come on later and say one of his out of the blue things and then leave too. That usually cracks me up!

Ya, Mag is a character, that's for sure. :)

Sometimes I wonder if he's playing with a full deck. ;) Going to get me now Mag? Hmmmm? Come on, bring it on! ;)

Stringer the winger, Stringer no singer, Stringer's a swinger, Stringer's a dead ringer, Stringer giving me the finger... not bad eh? ;)

Q: Why is a Duck??

A: Because one of it's legs is both the same!!

Mags a Gag, Mags a Nag, Mag waves a flag, Mag carries a bag, Mag sags, Mag plays tag, Mags a hag, Mag owns a Jag, Mag likes to drink Jag, Mag wears a rag,. Mag wears a Wig... wait... what?? LOL!!

Q: Why is a Duck???

A: Because one of it's legs is both the same !!!

What the..? Yer just weird! :p:p

What the.............????? Yer just weird!! :p:p

I took a Mag pill :D

Eye eye with a two two two... three four five... hungry, hungry... are you?. I couldn't stand it! Down here Mother we're all home now.

Q: Why is a Duck???

A: Because one of it's legs is both the same !!!


M, are you drinking at work? :D

Eye eye with a two two two....three four five....hungry, hungry...are you?...I couldn't stand it! Down here Mother we're all home now.

Starby, what are you drinking? :eek:

I mixed everything together! It's good... you should try some! WOOHOO!! LOL!

M is a Gem, M is a him, M isn't fem, M sews a hem, M, M bo bem, banana fana for fem, me mi mo mem, M. Let's do Alty... ;)

We start something nice... and the DUCK and Wallty disgress... hmmmm kids! Some times you just need to whack 'um on their behinds...

Are you up for it M?

I mixed everything together!! It's good...you should try some! WOOHOO!!!! LOL!!

Are you seeing dots yet? :cool:

Wallty... Wallty... who the **** is Wallty?