Hello:

I wrote the following rap lyrics for your voice mail. Do you think I can make it as a rap star? Yes, I'm white and old but...

Hello evabody, I'm sorry I'm not at home,
But you can leave a message at the sound of the tone,
Ya don't have to worry about what I'm going to do,
Cause when I get home, I'm going to,
Caaaall you.

excon
Or better known as 50 million cent.

Hilarious!! I luuurve it!!

It works for me! That gets a 10!

I love it! And I would probably rap my message right back into the recorder!

Haha may I have permission to send this one to Snoop Dogg or 50 cent?
:D

That's true start over. I think it's Werid Al Yanakviselajdsf.

Ah, I gave up halfway through the damn name. Hahaha.

HAHAHAH nice try though good thing I didn't have any coffee in my mouth. I just tied to rap a good morning song (more like a get yer butt out of bed song) to my oldest kids and they won't even give me the time of day. My daughter had a smirk so at least she heard me, right?

I believe it is Yankovich, my Dad took accordion lessons from his grandfather. LOL

Oh I'm glad you didn't have any coffee in your mouth that time around. :)
I'm sure she did hear you! HAha

I believe it is Yankovich, my Dad took accordian lessons from his grandfather. LOL
Whoa, seriously?

Are you kidding? That is cool. I wish I could get weird al on here to give us all a few laughs. I guess that is what his CD's are for though.

Hello start:

Hey, hey, little chillen, get out of the damn bed,
You betta start brushing and washing your head,
Cause we got to lotta stuff we need to get done,
So git your butt up, and let's start the fun...

50 jillion cent

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I just rapped it to my 5 year old and he liked it, and my 4 year old, look at you, you have groupies. Or I do. I said it really loud so I hope they heard! I will be memorizing that one for sure.

My daughter just rapped it with me. And LOVED IT! Thanks excon, got any more? Maybe a weed wacking song? That is the main objective today for our too big yard!

Oh yes! And maybe a car washing one as well?

Hello again:

Weed wakin, weed wakin, shhh, shhh
Weed wakin, weed wakin, shhh shhh
Lookit 'em go, lookit 'em go, shhh, shhh
Lookit 'em go, lookit 'em go, shhh, shhh
Rather smoke it than wak it, smoke it than wak it
Shhh shhh

50 trillion cent

excon, that was hilarious! Oh my gosh! Take it easy looks like everyone is up and waiting for the puter. We only have one, so it is their turn. Thanks for the good morning.

Hahahahahah holy cow, snoop has nothing on you exon!

excon, I mean 50 trillion cent, you arae a true artist. I will be coming back for more!

Not enough references to es, ho's, Cristal, spinning rims, being a cop killer, having mad cash, etc.

2/10

I guess not, we need to put more power into the words! I will be thinking about one or two little ditties today!

Not enough references to es, ho's, Cristal, spinning rims, being a cop killer, having mad cash, etc.

2/10


Don't forget about mentioning you got shot 9 times in every rap you put out!

Yes, being shot is very cool!
I want to hear a rap song about sweet love making, not F------. I wonder if there is one?

Speaking of rap lyrics: YouTube - Chris recites T-PAIN-- cute with chris #121 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTK0kFXJjd0)

Yes, being shot is very cool!
I want to hear a rap song about sweet love making, not F------. I wonder if there is one?
I highly doubt it in today's society. I don't even think they know what "love making" is because it's been replaced with all the F----ing, screwing, tapping.

Not good.
The best "love making" songs are the old ones, the ones before rap was even invented. :D

That was soooo stupid. Why would you write a song like that, I just don't know??
I really like some of the beats to the rap songs I could dance all night without the lyrics...

That was soooo stupid. why would you write a song like that, I just don't know?????
I really like some of the beats to the rap songs i could dance all night without the lyrics.....

I completely agree! People are slowly starting to loose their class.

Rap beats are amazing, well some of them. Others can be annoying with the bird sounds and the cop sirens.
Haha.

C'mon guys, let's relax, let me buy you a drannnnk.

"Ohhoohhh imma take you home with me, I got money in tha baaaaank"


This goes back to your major cash post karma!

Barry White, Marvin Gay... Those are the ones Bee Gees?

You guys are great with your slnag... I always tell my kids that "I got the skills" "I'm down with that" or "I can hang" Or "what up G"

I feel a sudden urge to beat box coming on. :cool:

OOOOHHHHHHH, I love beat boxing. We were watching American Idol, I can't believe we watched every show but my husband beat boxed every time and we all made fun of him.
I would much rather see some break dancing, that stuff is unbelievable!

Goodness yes! Some of that break dacing is unbelievable!
I tend to say the "Oooh!", "ahh's!" a lot while watching that.

Same here. If my back ever gets any better, I want someone to teach me the basic moves... I know my kids and their friends would love it. Or they would just get embarrassed and go hide. But it will be fun either way!

I already know the spin and the worm!

Startover, we need to make a beat boxing album. We will become famous!
:D

I am with you. I think many people on this site would be good additions. I have to say that I have always wanted to play in a band too, so if I could either be a professional lip syncer or the bass guitar or the harmonica, that would be my dream come true! Let's see what we can come up with. Anything goes!

I'm oh so in!

We should beat box and get others to do ridiculous things in our little rap group. Such as the harmonica, banjo and operah singer.

Now, wouldn't that have a lovley sound to it!
:D

Yes, and I bet if we made a video we could make some serious "bank" I could do the ever so famous startover pelvic thrust, and with my smooth breakdancing skill added to that, whoa! We are going to be millionaires

Buboomp buboomp
I got a problem
I want to share
Can't seem to get
It right anywhere
This day is craze
I don't know why
I'm making no sense
So I'm going to fly
Boopboop boopboop uh uh

[Instert harmonica, banjo, and operah singer]

What a wonderful song we have created!!
:D

Hello again,

It's got a good beat. You guys did pretty good, for white girls.

excon

Thanks, as you can see you started a great thread for us to talk about our band undercover so no one else gets the same idea! Ha ha. A little bit of GREAT WHITE ran through my head yesterday, HOW Embarrassing!

Yes this all would not be possible without your help excon.

My hat tips off to you for the beginning of startovers and I wild imagination.

:)

Doot doot doot doot uh uh
Bad f------ day
Bad f------ day
Don't know why
This world makes me cry
Going crazy knowing the pain
Poor "little' souls are being slain
ripped of their happiness
with their presence I was blessed
trying to make sence
why I couldn't make it all past tence
it is happening today
no it won't just go away
poor little ones
I will miss them tons



I don't really want to sit and explain and usually I am more up beat. I will find a "new beginning" song to come after this one! Rockabilly, could you add a harmonica and a trombone to this one. It is a sad day for 3 little foster boys! I love them and will worry until they are settled! Poor babies

Hello again, start:

Wow! I was just messing around, but that is really good. Very touching... very real... I'm impressed, and I'll manage you...

excon

Nah, I am just getting out the feeling with my music fitty. I will get back to foolin around too! I am pissed though. This thread might turn into why mothers don't take care of their babies!!

I tried to write another ditty but it was soooo corny I erased it. Hope all is well things are better! We can bring back the happy music. Add a little funk Rockabilly. Fitty you are a stud rapper, let's keep them coming!

We have got this sooooo down!

We just need a record lable and Yankavitch(?) to co star in one of our songs.
A duet about goldfish.

:D

Ohhhh goldfish that could go many different ways. Let me think! Rockabilly, you are too silly! I am happy for that. Today is a better day. I know I know they always get better.
Ok back to the Yankovich thing, he would be a good start, but I want it to get serious after that, I am THE BEST LIP SYNCER IN THIS UNIVERSE< you can ask my whole family and all of my friends... I can make some money, I know I could be just like Millie Vanillie!

EDIT::::::::
This is going to sound really dumb and I don't know if this is a bad sign, but my guppie and my goldfish, well my son just found them sucked up into the filter thingy. I think we may need a new song... or maybe this will bring more feeling to it? I am trying not to laugh here but I don't think I can stop...

Uh uh
What a day
What a day
Stand up
Stand up
Everybody just clap yer hands
Just clap yer hands
Uh uh
Got 6 kids down
Feeling a little free
Going to drink more coffee
Nothing getting to me
I love those boys
Glad to hear their voice
Cleaning up the dirt
Wipin away the hurt
Uh uh
Come on now
Uh uh

That's all for now, everything is going really good for the boys, I am going to keep them safe till their mama steps up! See you... Start

Oh what nothing to add rockabilly? Come on that is your job, the finisher! Excon sorry I meant Fitty can tell us whether we will make it or not... ahahahaha

EDIT:::::::::::::::
Anyone want to share their song? I need one about being bored out of my mind right now! I could try the Air bass guitar if it will sound good? Have a freat weekend you guys! Start

Anyone got a rap about getting off my butt to do something other than sit here on the puter? Sheesh I am lazy this morning! Hope you all have a great day!

I just have to say
When I re read this today
It brought a smile to my face
I felt in place
I know this threads really old
But I checked and it wasn't growing mold
So Uh Uh
To all of you out there
Give it a tear
I want to hear what you got
Even if its not a lot!

Excon, I was looking through and found this, this was a fun thread. You are a funny talented guy. I haven't ever stopped rapping to my kids and sometimes to my co workers. Sometimes just changing words to explain my daily life in familiar song can bring a few laughs. :) Thanks

Yello Start:

Bum, de bum, de bum bum bum,

Yohhh, yohhh, bump ditty bump bump,

Splashhhh, kkkkrash, bump ditty bump ump,

Youma gurllll, baby, youma girlll

Ex

Great... and if I got the beat right in my head, it sounds lovely.;)