The mission, should you choose to accept it, is to play the game to the finish, that the first person started. It will have a beginning and an end.

The last person, the one that finishes the game, gets to choose the next game. It too will have to have a beginning and an end, not something that is ongoing forever until people give up and move on. And the last person to finish that game chooses the next, and so on and so on and so on.

Chat is also allowed, but only if you're playing. In other words, post your answer, then if you want to say something about how your day is going, or say hi to someone, go for it, but play the game. :)

So, since I started this, it's the alphabet game. We start at letter A and go all the way through to letter Z. The topic will be... hmmmmm... weirdest or funniest AMHD thread titles. So if you get A, the thread title has to start with A. No word limit, doesn't have to be one word, just the first word has to start with the letter you're on. If you can't find one, make one up based on the categories we have. Be creative, goodness knows we get lots of creative thread titles here. :)

Since I started this, I'll take letter A.

Asexual boyfriend, or just not that into me?

Okay, I'll do B.

Boyfriend watches porn. What to do?

Come on guys, it's easy peezy! It's fun. It's a way to get people involved and a way to meet the people on this site. Buck up and do it! :)

Okay, I'll keep going, all by myself... don't want to be... all by myself... falalala. ;)

C:

Could I be pregnant because he kissed me and got an erection?

D:

Does this make my butt look big?

E:

Ear pain, hearing loss, what could it be? Diagnose me!

F:

Fine, I'll play with myself! :)

G:

Going to keep posting until someone else joins! I'm German, and hard headed! So post already! Don't be shy! Come on!

H:

How come no one else is playing? Boooooo!

I:

I want a hippopotamus for... no, I just want someone else to join in. This is to bring everyone on this site together, get to know each other and have fun doing it. Bring a bit of life back to the site. Guess I'm the only one that cares about that. :(

Should I just do J now? Might as well. It's a game with me and me alone. Have to say, all the views, and no posts, that sucks! Just post! I double dog dare you! What's stopping you?

J:

Just post already!

K:

Kay, you all need to step it up! Seriously!

L:

Looks like I'm the only one playing.

M:

More people please!

N:

Nobody else cares. Okay, I get the hint. Stopping now. Thread that only has one poster, talking to herself. Enough is enough.

I tried. I failed. :(

O---------ok I am here.. not sure if I understand but I did post something starting with O

P


Positive pregnancy test... AM I PREGNANT?!

Q... Qatar girlfriend wants me to pay $1500 US for her exit visa... should I be concerned?

LOL! Love the Q one Doula!

R:

Really worried that my boyfriend is gay.

S-Someone died in my house who?

T:

Took the morning after pill, why am I not getting my period?

U-Under the bathroom sink there is a black pipe that goes into the (runs out of room for the title and the body of the post is "help")

V:

Very very tiny black bugs

That was a hard one

W - Why won't my adult children who live away from home and have their own lives never do exactly what I tell them to do? I raised them better than that!

X:

Oh, X is a hard one.

X-ray shows nothing, what's wrong?

Y - Yeast Infection?

Z:

Seriously, I get X and Z? That's not fair!

Ummmmm...

Zipper got stuck on my penis, will it scar?

And I'm the last one so I have to start the new game? I have no ideas at all, so I'm going to nominate someone to start a new game.

Jennie, take it! It's all you! :)

Okay fine, I'll start a new one. Thinking, thinking, thinking.

Can't do a picture one, because pictures don't work for everyone. Sigh. Used to be easy. So no picture one.

Quotes! Favorite quotes! Does that sound doable?

It will be the alphabet thing again, so starts with A, goes to Z, and the quote has to start with the letter you get.

You can Google, because frankly I will need to in order to start with the letter A.

A:

A critic is a man that creates nothing.

B is next. Go for it.

B:

Buy long; sell short. (quote from the futures/stock market)

C:

Create, always create. It's the opposite of destruction.

Altyism. :)

D:

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. (Golden Rule)

E:

Everything is a part of you. Hurt others, hurt yourself. Hurt nature, and you will suffer. Be kind to everyone and everything.

Another Altyism.

F:

Faith is taking the first step, even when you can't see the whole staircase. (MLK, Jr.)

G:

Greatness is achieved by trying and never giving up.

Yet another Altyism.

H:

Holler! Scream out loud. Let your voice be heard.

Alty. :)

I:

Ich liebe dich. (movie quote)

J:

Just because there's snow on the roof doesn't mean the fire is out in the furnace. (WG's mother)

K:

Kraut is actually a meal, not a German person.

Okay, that was silly, another Altyism, and all I could think to come up with, mainly because I'm really craving blaukraut thanks to Bella and a chat yesterday. Damn you Bella! ;)

Im sorry! Ayla got sick and I've been so busy and without sleep.

L- Love is patient, Love is kind.

M:

Men are from mars, women are from Venus.

Jennie, I hope Ayla is okay. Sending healing hugs.

N:

No one knows who you are but you. Don't ever let anyone's judgement define you.

Another Altyism.

O:

Over the Rainbow Bridge to kitty heaven is where our beloved Dido went this morning. We loved her and miss her terribly!

P - people won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining.


She is ok :) feeling better now.

Q:

"Quiet people have the loudest minds."

- Stephen Hawking

R:

Read my lips -- NO NEW TAXES! (G. H. W. Bush, 1998)

(There are lots of "read my lips" quotes.)

S:

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

T:
Took pregnancy test today and it's negative. I had unprotected sex yesterday, so how come I'm not pregnant?

LOL! TJ, new game, quotes, either famous, or ones you yourself have made up. :)

U:

Understanding human behavior is as easy as nailing jello to a wall.

Altyism.

Oops!! V-- variety is the spice of life.

Oops!! V-- variety is the spice of life.

LOL! :)

W:

Whatever doesn't kill you, makes you stronger.

No idea who the author is.

x:
X marks the spot.

Y:

You don't know what you've got until it's gone.

No idea who the author is. Not me, that's all I know. :)

So TJ, only Z is left, and if you post a quote for the letter Z, you choose the next game. :)

Z: zeal without knowledge is fire without light. Thomas Fuller

New game: The most important decision I ever made in my life was:

Hopefully not TMI, but the most important decision I ever made was... to leave an abusive husband.

Who is next??

Wow, good one TJ. So many things in my life that were important, hard to pick just one.

I'd say that the most important decision I've made was to quite my career and be a stay at home mom.

Definitely awesome to be a stay at home mom. I did that for 7 years, then had to get back to work. I'm grateful for the time I had at home and for the career I have now. Being a teacher is great for being able to attend after school activities and summers/breaks off.

Newest awesome day, bringing Jake, our rescue pup from Brazil, home. He's doing awesome, and man oh man, he's the cutest! I'm bias.

It's day 4 of him being here and he's settling in so well. I'm so happy!

Now, since this thread seems to have come to a standstill. New game?

Um... your favorite joke!

Q: How do you catch a bear?

A: You dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and surround it with peas. When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole. :)

Oooh, better idea!

AMHD questions that can't possibly be answered based on the info given.

Just saw one, and this is not quoted verbatim:

Can a female be a youtuber? I'm 15 and I've always wanted to start a YouTube channel but I'm not sure if my religion allows it. I would like an answer as soon as possible.

And no, this was not posted in a religious category, but on the internet and the web category. So no clue whatsoever what her religion is.

Oooh, better idea!

AMHD questions that can't possibly be answered based on the info given.

Just saw one, and this is not quoted verbatim:

Can a female be a youtuber? I'm 15 and I've always wanted to start a YouTube channel but I'm not sure if my religion allows it. I would like an answer as soon as possible.

And no, this was not posted in a religious category, but on the internet and the web category. So no clue whatsoever what her religion is.

To be fair some that are new here dont really know how to navigate the site. Plus this person is a minor from who knows where. Lets give them the benefit of the doubt.

Oh wow. Without any idea of her religion, there is no way to answer that. I can think of several faiths that one would question if a woman would be allowed to be a 'youtuber' but each one has different guidelines!



Oooh, better idea!

AMHD questions that can't possibly be answered based on the info given.

Just saw one, and this is not quoted verbatim:

Can a female be a youtuber? I'm 15 and I've always wanted to start a YouTube channel but I'm not sure if my religion allows it. I would like an answer as soon as possible.

And no, this was not posted in a religious category, but on the internet and the web category. So no clue whatsoever what her religion is.

Can't wait to see pictures, Alty!