As your Queen I have listened to your suggestions and re-opened the castle.

Watch your step, the draw bridge is still under repair. Wood rot, crocodiles gnawing on the boards, I really have to hire someone to see to this place when we're gone.

I did manage to fix up the inside, choose your rooms, but the big one on the corner, that's mine, so back off! :)

I have set up a memorial in the garden for Starby and our dear Chery. The duck and Momma C. If you want to plant a flower, or leave a little something, go for it. The duck statue has been washed and buffed and painted, and I had a new statue erected of a loving mom holding a child.

Okay, enough sappy stuff, someone fetch my slippers and get me a drink, the Queen is thirsty.

Play nice kids. I have a new whip! :D

Get in line in an orderly queue.

http://www.fun-4-all.co.uk/images/ADULT-BOUNCY-CASTLE.JPG

Dang it. I was late

Good, I didn't want to be first.

Ben, I am rolling on the floor. :)

I have a new whip! :D

For how long, your majesty. :rolleyes:

Give me something easy

Ben, you were first, so now you have to stay and participate.

I dub you Sir Ben, and you are my loyal slipper fetcher. :)


For how long, your majesty. :rolleyes:

That sneaky Sheriff isn't getting this one. I learned my lesson. :)

I also have a new slipper fetcher named Ben. I've heard that he bites, so don't try to steal my slippers. :cool:


Give me something easy

You said you wanted to be a bad girl, so a bad girl you shall be, but you'll have to do it in the body of a cat. :D

Yes, you are Miss Kitty the cat, you love to scratch the duck statue, and you're always chasing the Queen when she transforms into a bunny.

You lick the butter in the pantry and you leave cat fur everywhere. But, when the Queen is lonely, you keep her company and purr her to sleep.

Seventh! Need to move faster...

Sherriff!! How are you sir?

I want to play. The castles for the most part were before my time, but I'm game. I want to be someone good. :)

I want to play. The castles for the most part were before my time, but I'm game. I want to be someone good. :)

How do you get in?

How do you get in?

I think you have to bribe the queen.

You have to do a chore first. Like feed the gators or give me a back massage and you are in for good.

You have to do a chore first. Liek feed the gators or give me a back massage and you are in for good.

I think I'll do the backrub:D Bribe Alty with a nice big ice cream cone.

You have to do a chore first. Liek feed the gators or give me a back massage and you are in for good.

How about if I let you give me a back massage? Oh wait, I can't say that kind of stuff anymore. :) I'm a great baker. How about a pie, cake, brownies or cookies?

Ok, I will take a back rub from kitty while I eat a piece of pie from J-Lo.

Life is good.

THE BAR IS NOW OPEN!

Come one cone all,the drinks are free (for tonight),there's food on every table.

Its time to get things started its time to lights the lights its time to get things started in starbys castle tonight! (muppet show theme song).

JLo is the resident hip hop star, she entertains us every night at 7pm, after desert which she is also responsible for. ;)

She is a snazzy dresser, a knock out, and has all the moves.

She's also my sidekick, so be good kids, I'm buying her her own whip.

Sheriff, there's something going on near the statues, can you get your deputies to check it out? I don't want to have to repaint and repair it again. Oh, and there are feathers everywhere. Can you see what's going on?

Adam, the crocs haven't been fed in a long time. Their food is in the shed out back, time to get cracking. Count your fingers after you're done. :)

THE BAR IS NOW OPEN!

come one cone all,the drinks are free (for tonight),theres food on every table.

its time to get things started its time to lights the lights its time to get things started in starbys castle tonight! (muppet show theme song).

It's time to play the music, it's time to dress up right...

I loved that show, even though I think I got the song wrong. ;)

Hullo hulloooo

It's time to play the music, it's time to dress up right....

I loved that show, even though I think I got the song wrong. ;)

It was the only evening we were allowed to have crisps (chips) and fizzy drinks,my older sister used to scoff hers and tell the younger ones we would get a disease if we ate all of ours.

25 years later,she's overweight and guess who's laughing now.:D

it was the only evening we were allowed to have crisps (chips) and fizzy drinks,my older sister used to scoff hers and tell the younger ones we would get a disease if we ate all of ours.

25 years later,shes overweight and guess whos laughing now.:D

LMAO!

I'm an only child, so didn't have to share my treats.

The muppet show was always on Sunday nights, after Disney hour. My mom, dad and I would all watch it together. We'd sit in the family room, my dad on his recliner, my mom on her comfy chair (usually knitting) and me on the ratty old sofa. In the winter the fireplace would be lit and we'd all snuggle in to watch those two shows.

It was a great way to end the weekend, to laugh with each other, just be near each other.

The shows on TV nowadays just don't cut it. I miss shows like the Muppets, Disney hour, Little house on the prairie. Good wholesome family shows.

Sigh. Okay, I'm getting all nostalgic.

Someone get me a drink! :)

hullo hulloooo

It's my boy toy!

About time you got here. You're supposed to be here at my beck and call doing my bidding. Some boy toy you are. :(

Well I guess you're here now, so you can rub my feet while Red gets me a pina colada. :)

Meow!!

Clink glass clink glass

Ladies and gentleman

I would like to propose a toast

To starby for the memories,to momma c we won't forget you,and last but not least to ben,for his patience and hard work over the last few weeks.

Cheers!

Sorry alty. Been too busy to be a boy toy... not sure... why I'm so busy... I got nothing to do... odd.

clink glass clink glass

ladies and gentleman

i would like to propose a toast

to starby for the memories,to momma c we wont forget you,and last but not least to ben,for his patience and hard work over the last few weeks.

cheers!

Meow, meow meow... translation rubbing against Ben' leg... means thank you.. Purr Purr Ben.:)

JLo is the resident hip hop star, she entertains us every night at 7pm, after desert which she is also responsible for. ;)

She is a snazzy dresser, a knock out, and has all the moves.

She's also my sidekick, so be good kids, I'm buying her her own whip.

Sheriff, there's something going on near the statues, can you get your deputies to check it out? I don't want to have to repaint and repair it again. Oh, and there are feathers everywhere. Can you see what's going on?

Adam, the crocs haven't been fed in a long time. Their food is in the shed out back, time to get cracking. Count your fingers after you're done. :)

I love it. :) My own whip, too, :) Okay, pies tonight at Adam's request and I'll be working on my hip hop routine. Talk to you all later.

sorry alty. been too busy to be a boy toy...not sure...why I'm so busy...I got nothing to do...odd.

I totally understand the busy doing nothing thing. I do it every day. :)

clink glass clink glass

ladies and gentleman

i would like to propose a toast

to starby for the memories,to momma c we wont forget you,and last but not least to ben,for his patience and hard work over the last few weeks.

cheers!

I'll raise my glass to that.

Let the good times roll. :)

meow, meow meow...translation rubbing against Ben' leg...means thank you..Purr Purr Ben.:)

I hope Ben's not allergic to cats. :p

I love it. :) My own whip, too, :) Okay, pies tonight at Adam's request and I'll be working on my hip hop routine. Talk to you all later.

Now that you have your own whip, make sure you follow one simple rule. Never lend it to Stringer. :eek:

Now that you have your own whip, make sure you follow one simple rule. Never lend it to Stringer. :eek:

Very very important..

Very very!

I may need a sick note for work in the morning,I've a feeling it might be a duvet day.

Ah,who am I kidding.

Ill go to work.

I want to play, I want to play!!

Swatting kitty off the butter dish, silly kitty! :)

clink glass clink glass

ladies and gentleman

i would like to propose a toast

to starby for the memories,to momma c we wont forget you,and last but not least to ben,for his patience and hard work over the last few weeks.

cheers!

Good toast. :clink:

:( Who used the fountain to wash the dishes again?

I want to play, I want to play!!!

Swatting kitty off the butter dish, silly kitty!! :)

Kitty hissssssing scratches bellas foot. Runs to alty 's throne. Purring. Looking at bella with a swishing tail.:rolleyes:

I LOVE bouncy castles. Unfortunately, they tell me I'm too big to play on them :(

Now, where's this kitty I heard about?

Okay I have planted some orchids, no not okra or orca, orchids, in memorial for all of our gone but not forgotten friends and family.

Good toast. :clink:

:( Who used the fountain to wash the dishes again?

Sorry cat,it was a rush job,I got most of last years food of them...

Ah sure,the kitty will lick the rest off...

Here cat,a drink just for you,and a little mint.

Just because.

Kitty hissssssing scratches bellas foot. Runs to alty 's throne. Purring. Looking at bella with a swishing tail.:rolleyes:


Don't make me sick my puppies on you, you sly little kitty. Oh okay, you're to cute to feed to the dogs... for now! :p :p

I want to play, I want to play!!!

Swatting kitty off the butter dish, silly kitty!! :)

Do you have a request for an alter ego or should I just make one up?

Good, evil, animal, vegetable, mineral? ;)

Okay I have planted some orchids, no not okra or orca, orchids, in memorial for all of our gone but not forgotten friends and family.

Kitty walks to heath purring. Heath pets kitty. Bella gives kitty a mean look. Alty and red give kitty treats.

sorry cat,it was a rush job,i got most of last years food of them...

ah sure,the kitty will lick the rest off...

here cat,a drink just for you,and a little mint.

just because.

It's been a long day, and since I have yet to be titled (and I am sure it will be as the joker or the grounds keeper), you better make it a double for me!

Don't make me sick my puppies on you, you sly little kitty. Oh okay, you're to cute to feed to the dogs... for now! :p :p

Okay, I'm guessing evil. :p

Do you have a request for an alter ego or should I just make one up?

Good, evil, animal, vegetable, mineral? ;)

Can I be caught somewhere in the middle? Preferably not as a veggie or a mineral, as I want in on these drinks that red's serving!

It's been a long day, and since I have yet to be titled (and I am sure it will be as the joker or the grounds keeper), you better make it a double for me!

Court Jester!

That's what you are!

You're the Court Jester!

This was totally your own doing. :)

Okay, I'm guessing evil. :p

Kitty don't want to lick the dishes...

Sigh. Can I be the evil court jester at least? And can I be a cute one too? Sigh, me and my big mouth.

I'll volunteer spot for the job. He'll eat just about anything. Loves sweet and sour sauce.

Bella,a jester has to have a costume.

I actually think it's a law.

Scat kitty scat,

Oh and them well,the cat had an accident on the floor.

here cat,a drink just for you,and a little mint.

just because.

Red, you've got 3,000 posts. :)

Thanks for the mint. :)

bella,a jester has to have a costume.

i actually think its a law.

scat kitty scat,

oh and em well,the cat had an accident on the floor.

Meow... Bella scared it out of me when she smacked me away from the butter dish. Just saying it's her fault she should clean it up.

Alty, why is there a leash on my collar? I promised I wouldn't scare you in the dark in Garden. :(

Yes, and what's this black braclet around my foot. And it beeps when I get close to the door, and ZOWEEEE! OW WOWOWOWOWOW Who did that?

Red, you've got 3,000 posts. :)

Thanks for the mint. :)


Yeah I know,also got my 1000 greenie from the kitty kat.

Kind of chuffed.

I guess then next bench mark is 5000 posts,and a gazillion greenies.

yeah i know,also got my 1000 greenie from the kitty kat.

kinda chuffed.

i guess then next bench mark is 5000 posts,and a gazillion greenies.

Meow you deserved it... where's the mean jester? (looks around)

Alty, why is there a leash on my collar? I promised I wouldn't scare you in the dark in Garden. :(

:o That's sort of a fetish thing Cat. Sorry. :o

Yes, and what's this black braclet around my foot. And it beeps when I get close to the door, and ZOWEEEE! OW WOWOWOWOWOW Who did that??

Muwahahahahahah!

The Queen has her tricks. :cool:

Muwahahahahahah!

The Queen has her tricks. :cool:

Meow zap bella

bella,a jester has to have a costume.

i actually think its a law.

scat kitty scat,

oh and em well,the cat had an accident on the floor.

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u349/USC_2004/Themes/41p44nFQsL__SL500_AA300_.jpg

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u349/USC_2004/Themes/41p44nFQsL__SL500_AA300_.jpg


Yup Okay, Ill wear that one!

Thanks JLo.

Yup Okay, Ill wear that one!!

Thanks JLo.

Kitty swats bella with her paw... runs away to Alty.

:o That's sort of a fetish thing Cat. Sorry. :o

Oh, okay. :D

Who let all these tom cats out..

Oh yeah,that was me..

RUN KITTY RUN!

Save yourself.

who let all these tom cats out..

oh yeah,that was me..

RUN KITTY RUN!

save yourself.

:D:eek::eek::eek:meoowwww help meowwwwwww. Hey the big brown tom is a cutie. Purrrrr

And how did all of Jester Bella's puppies get out? Kitty RUN!

And how did all of Jester Bella's puppies get out?? Kitty RUN!

Kitty hides under Alty's throne... :eek:

The place is over run with animals..

We need pest control.

Where is mr cats when you need him.

Oh, okay. :D

:thinking to self:
Kitty run. Puppy chase. Leash yank. Puppy guard queen's whip like a good guard puppy.

:Sitting at attention watching the sheriff's every move:

:thinking to self:
Kitty run. Puppy chase. Leash yank. Puppy guard queen's whip like a good guard puppy.

:Sitting at attention watching the sheriff's every move:

Ahh the protocols are working! :D

Ahh the protocols are working!! :D

I have been a well trained puppy for a long time. Plus the snowball left a bruise last winter. :rolleyes:

Ahh the protocols are working!! :D

Kitty scared of puppies... Wish the sheriff were here. Kitty like sheriff all except the big gun he has.

I go to pick up my little girl from a play date and there are animals running all over the place!

Okay, we need an animal control person. The job includes keeping the animals in line and putting any transgressors into the dungeon.

I will need a resume and references if you wish to apply for the job.

Note; no animals can apply for the job. You must be human. :)

I go to pick up my little girl from a play date and there are animals running all over the place!

Okay, we need an animal control person. The job includes keeping the animals in line and putting any transgressors into the dungeon.

I will need a resume and references if you wish to apply for the job.

Note; no animals can apply for the job. You must be human. :)

No not that Meow.

OoO I'm human, but seeing as I already have a job, I'll wait and see if someone else speaks for the job.

Cats, are you there. I can see you enjoying putting these wild animals in the dungeon. Does this person get access to a whip?

No not that Meow.

Are you questioning the Queens orders? Oh my. :eek:

Someone take Miss Kitty to the vet and have her spayed, maybe that will slow her down. ;) :cool:

Are you questioning the Queens orders? Oh my. :eek:

Someone take Miss Kitty to the vet and have her spayed, maybe that will slow her down. ;) :cool:

Meowwwwwwwwwwwwww

OoO I'm human, but seeing as I already have a job, I'll wait and see if someone else speaks for the job.

Cats, are you there. I can see you enjoying putting these wild animals in the dungeon. Does this person get access to a whip?

Whips are only given to the people I know will obey my orders, so it depends on who applies for the job.

Doing a mental check of the people that are here.

No one else gets a whip. :D

Ok I volunteer to take Kitty to the vet, but not to get spayed, to get de clawed!

Ok I volunteer to take Kitty to the vet, but not to get spayed, to get de clawed!!

Kitty like Bella purrrr no declawing... kitty won't scratch anymore... Nice bella

Hahahahah I have a way with the animals, don't I?

Nice Kitty.

hahahahah I have a way with the animals, don't I?

Nice Kitty.

Kitty going to take a nap now. Purrrrr

I go to pick up my little girl from a play date and there are animals running all over the place!

Okay, we need an animal control person. The job includes keeping the animals in line and putting any transgressors into the dungeon.

I will need a resume and references if you wish to apply for the job.

Note; no animals can apply for the job. You must be human. :)

What Cats isn't in charge of the dungeon any more?

hahahahah I have a way with the animals, don't I?

Nice Kitty.

LMAO! I will now dub you "The pu$$y whisperer". :p

What Cats isn't in charge of the dungeon any more?

He hasn't checked in. He's late for work.

Okay, I'll give him until the end of the day to man his post, otherwise I have no choice. The animals are destroying the castle! :eek:

Who peed on the Starby statue? :eek: :mad:

He hasn't checked in. He's late for work.

Okay, I'll give him until the end of the day to man his post, otherwise I have no choice. The animals are destroying the castle! :eek:

Who peed on the Starby statue? :eek: :mad:

I'm chained up over here by the throne AND I am female. So don't point fingers at me. :p

I'm chained up over here by the throne AND I am female. So don't point fingers at me. :p

Kitty's mommy is here.. kitty will talk to you later.:D

Wow,is it really all over?

Can I finally breath again.. that skin was going to put me over the edge(again:p)

LMAO! I will now dub you "The pu$$y whisperer". :p

Wait. That's no fair. I actually enjoy whispering to pu$$ies, and kissing them.

*looks around, confused*

What the hell thread IS this?

Wow,is it really all over?

Can I finally breath again..that skin was going to put me over the edge(again:p)

Ken, if you go over the edge from this, you will have plenty of company. Unfortunately.:rolleyes::)

wait. that's no fair. i actually enjoy whispering to pu$$ies, and kissing them.

*looks around, confused*

what the hell thread IS this?

Good question. ;)

Wow,is it really all over?

Can I finally breath again..that skin was going to put me over the edge(again:p)

Ken! You're back. We weathered the storm and now we're celebrating.

What job would you like in the castle?

You name it and it's yours. :)

wait. that's no fair. i actually enjoy whispering to pu$$ies, and kissing them.

*looks around, confused*

what the hell thread IS this?

:eek:

You're talking about these kitties, right?

31972

Ken! You're back. We weathered the storm and now we're celebrating.

What job would you like in the castle?

You name it and it's yours. :)

I think official body cavity searcher for females entering the castle... you know, we don't want any terrorists or poison ivy brought in:p

Maybe...

http://www.mycrunkspace.com/content/graphics/60405eda4a69e743159bc6cd0f5658e6.jpg

I think official body cavity searcher for females entering the castle...you know,,we don't want any terrorists or poison ivy brought in:p

Um... ah... Okay! :)

Heath, Ben is going to slap you! :eek:

31973

Okay, Hheath is erm... kitty whisperer, Ken is the body cavity searcher... um ken you shaved your beard right?

What, they're just cute, little kitties.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13255/19_2008/kittyporn.jpg

Am I actually reading this thread or is this one of those weird AMHD dreams again? Did I bang my head and fall down a rabbit hole?

I think I need waking up - somebody pinch me, or spank me or...

Guess it's the dungeon I'll be needing then...

Q gets ten lashings from the whip. I don't have one, I was just suggesting you get them.

Q gets ten lashings from the whip. I don't have one, I was just suggesting you get them.

Okay, Okay, I'll get the whip. None of you all know how to use one anyway.
31977

Who's first?

::evil grin:: pushes Q to the head of the line.

Whip? HA.. You have an impostor... an Impostor I say... :D

You gave her up, she was being neglected and now she is well taken care of...

There is only one whip. And I have her in a case on my office wall. And her name is Suzy... she is the only original and the only one that really counts...

BAWWWWWHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaa !!!!!!! :cool:

Whip? HA... ! You have an impostor...an Impostor I say... :D

There is only one whip. And I have her in a case on my office wall.

BAWWWWWHAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAaaaaaa !!!!!!! :cool:

And you don't take care of her. Have you even oiled the leather in the last six months? I thought not.

And you don't take care of her. Have you even oiled the leather in the last six months? I thought not.

That is an inaccurate assumption based on hearsay. She is treated well and gets anything she wants... If I choose I may even let you speak to her...

This is the start of some horror fetish movie isn't it?

No, not true Bella, ask Alty, only factual history.

Sure, I bet that's what you said to the last girl who got roped into this...

Where am I?

Like Suzy, she was happy when she left hon. :)

Am I actually reading this thread or is this one of those weird AMHD dreams again? Did I bang my head and fall down a rabbit hole?

I think I need waking up - somebody pinch me, or spank me or...

Guess it's the dungeon I'll be needing then...

You're in my head now QLP, it's a scary place but tons of fun.

Someone get poor Q out of the dungeon and bring her to my chambers, I must find her a job to do in the castle.

By the way, has anyone seen Unky? He's supposed to clean the statues. The cat peed all over them, they need wiping.

Bella, Stringer lies!

Suzy is actually name Salvador. I left my duties for a short time and left Stringer in charge. Foolishly, trustingly, in good faith, I gave Salvador for him to carry while he took my place.

When I came back from my rest, took over my duties, Stringer refused to give Salvador back.

For over a year poor Salvador has been held hostage in Stingers office, put in a cage, locked away, never allowed to see the light of day, to feel a humans touch. :(

That is the fate of Salvador.

Stringer even went so far as to emasculate him, turn him into a girl! :eek:

I weep for my poor Salvador, now known as Suzie. A poor gentle creature locked away, kept from his/her mistress. It's a tragedy.

Sadly, I could not get SuzySal back, so I was forced to look for another. Now I have Alejandro, my strong and loyal whip and he shall never leave my side. I will never again entrust my whip to anyone.

One day, when Stringer let's his guard down, I will get SuzySal back and then Alejandro, SuzySal and I shall rule the world.

Muwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha. :cool:

Wow. I knew there was something fishy with is tale!

Wow. I knew there was something fishy with is tale!

Yup.

And who are you going to believe, the Sheriff, or the QUEEN!? ;)

Yup.

And who are you going to believe, the Sheriff, or the QUEEN!? ;)

Kitty wants to say goodnight. Or maybe not mom is up again... Bless her heart.

I choose to not divulge that information Alty!

Night night Kit!

I just killed a fly!!

Who's the bomb? I am! I am! :)

Hi Kit. What's shaking?

I just killed a fly!!!

Who's the bomb? I am! I am! :)

Hi Kit. What's shakin?

Momma is asking where Dad is... she wants to home... she forgets she lives with my sister and all of us now. It's so sad Alty... so sad.

I just killed a fly!!!

Who's the bomb? I am! I am! :)

Hi Kit. What's shakin?

You still have that fly problem? I have a few exterminators I could send your way. Spot chases them and knocks them down. Zoe chews on them until they die. Unky eats them after zoe kills them. Alty sits by and makes sure there aren't any stray wings or legs left over.

you still have that fly problem? i have a few exterminators i could send your way. spot chases them and knocks them down. zoe chews on them until they die. unky eats them after zoe kills them. alty sits by and makes sure there aren't any stray wings or legs left over.

I'd go from a fly problem to three very unhappy itchy people.

R and the kids are only affected if they pet cats. Sadly, they love cats and have to pet them!

Itchy red eyes are just the beginning. R actually gets welts. :(

The flies are going down in numbers. I know what's causing it, it's the bunnies. I clean their cages every day, but there's always a stray poop that I miss, and one stray poop, one fly, all of a sudden you have millions.

It's getting better, but I don't think I'll ever be fly free because I'll never be bunny free.

I'd go from a fly problem to three very unhappy itchy people.

R and the kids are only affected if they pet cats. Sadly, they love cats and have to pet them!

Itchy red eyes are just the beginning. R actually gets welts. :(

The flies are going down in numbers. I know what's causing it, it's the bunnies. I clean their cages every day, but there's always a stray poop that I miss, and one stray poop, one fly, all of a sudden you have millions.

It's getting better, but I don't think I'll ever be fly free because I'll never be bunny free.

So that means you won't be requesting the services of my elite fly SWATter team? They're not old enough to produce dander, yet.

And you don't take care of her. Have you even oiled the leather in the last six months? I thought not.

Oil and leather as well as whips? This sounds like an interesting castle. :D

You're in my head now QLP, it's a scary place but tons of fun.

Someone get poor Q out of the dungeon and bring her to my chambers, I must find her a job to do in the castle.



You sure you're not in mine? I feel a certain influence here, something is bringing out my naughty side. I've been Altied!! :eek:

Altied... All tied... my brain is going into naughty overdrive now, see what you did to me wicked queen!

You sure you're not in mine? I feel a certain influence here, something is bringing out my naughty side. I've been Altied!!!! :eek:

Altied..... All tied..... my brain is going into naughty overdrive now, see what you did to me wicked queen!

Once we get you completely Al-tied then we shift over to my fantasy world.

Oboyoboyoboyoboy, fresh meat!

Bella, Stringer lies!

Suzy is actually name Salvador. I left my duties for a short time and left Stringer in charge. Foolishly, trustingly, in good faith, I gave Salvador for him to carry while he took my place.

When I came back from my rest, took over my duties, Stringer refused to give Salvador back.

For over a year poor Salvador has been held hostage in Stingers office, put in a cage, locked away, never allowed to see the light of day, to feel a humans touch. :(

That is the fate of Salvador.

Stringer even went so far as to emasculate him, turn him into a girl! :eek:

I weep for my poor Salvador, now known as Suzie. A poor gentle creature locked away, kept from his/her mistress. It's a tragedy.

Sadly, I could not get SuzySal back, so I was forced to look for another. Now I have Alejandro, my strong and loyal whip and he shall never leave my side. I will never again entrust my whip to anyone.

One day, when Stringer let's his guard down, I will get SuzySal back and then Alejandro, SuzySal and I shall rule the world.

Muwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Ha. :cool:

Wow. You do have a fertile mind too... :D

Wishes just wishes... she would not go with you. She told me of the ostracizes that happened when you owned her, she is delighted to be with me... Safe in my care.

Baker on duty. I'm making sticky buns for breakfast. Haha - seems appropriate. :D

Court Jester here. Here's the joke for the day!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!

Now I'm off to my part time job I had to pick up as the pay here sucks!

See you all Sunday! Play nice! :)

**Swats Kitty one last time, because she knows she will be in that butter dish while she is gone.**

Court Jester here. Here's the joke for the day!

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!

Now I'm off to my part time job I had to pick up as the pay here sucks!!

See you all Sunday! Play nice! :)

**Swats Kitty one last time, because she knows she will be in that butter dish while she is gone.**




Kitty runs to jlo. Jlo nice give kitty bits of tuna. Bella nice(Have to say that or she'll have me declawed and )

Honeys I'm home.

I'm home too.

... I know it's weird that muddy and I walked in together... but, it's not like we walked in.. TOGETHER. We just happened to walk in... at the same time. No biggie, right?

i'm home too.

...I know it's weird that muddy and I walked in together...but, it's not like we walked in..TOGETHER. we just happened to walk in...at the same time. no biggie, right?

Oooh fancy seeing you here Sneezy ;)

Why hello hello there.

Good afternoon. I probably won't stay to long today. I just haven't been in the mood. So we will see.

Hello? Is there anybody out there? Anybody home?

Hmm... guess not. What can I do to keep myself busy? Ooh, a bar. An open bar for me today!

Oh, hi Adam. Don't mind me, I'm just (heh heh) initiating QLP

Am I welcome in the castle?

Am I welcome in the castle?


Of course emop,be on your gurad though,you never know who might be lurking,the gators have to be fed everyday.

If I were you I get a job in the castle,I'm looking for help is the bar... ah,but your not 18... erm,let me think.

You don't have to be human?

So use your imagination.

How about a double agent?

But shush,don't tell anyone.

Hello? Is there anybody out there? Anybody home?

Hmm... guess not. What can I do to keep myself busy? Ooh, a bar. An open bar for me today!

ADAM!

Did you drink all the beer!

:eek: no beer...

Guess its shots for everyone tonight.

ADAM!

did you drink all the beer!

:eek: no beer....

guess its shots for everyone tonight.

JLo shots? I need one now. :o

of course emop,be on your gurad though,you never know who might be lurking,the gators have to be fed everyday.

if i were you i get a job in the castle,im looking for help is the bar....ah,but your not 18...erm,let me think.

you dont have to be human?

so use your imagination.

how about a double agent?

but shush,dont tell anyone.

Well I'll be 18 on the 8th
Hmmm... I don't have to be a human... can I be a guard wolf? Pretty white?
Like this one

I think a guard wolf is perfect,want ot work for me,I'm subletting the space underneath the bar,I could do with a good guard wolf,damn cats keep peeing all over the place.

i think a guard wolf is perfect,want ot work for me,im subletting the space underneath the bar,i could do with a good guard wolf,damn cats keep peeing all over the place.

Yes M'am!
Grrr
I'll get them kitties.

But... what does subletting mean?

JLo shots? I need one now. :o


A double jlo shot coming up,plus a welcome back pressie...

A 100% knock off AMHDt-shirt!

found them under the starby statue.

Kind of like leasin.

Excuse me, I ma just a little drunk.

Yes M'am!
grrr
I'll get them kitties.

but... what does subletting mean?

Sub letting means,the bar belongs to the castle,alty is the queen and I'm letting you live under the bar in exchange for keeping the cats out.

And anyone who tries to steal the beer!

All bodies go to catmine to feed to the gators.

Adam is exempt as we need him for emergency food.

Kind of like leasin.

Excuse me, I ma jsut a little drunk.

Grr
So I'm guarding what is being leased?
Grrrokay

sub letting means,the bar belong to the castle,alty is the queen and im letting you love under the bar in exchange for keeping the catis out.

and anyone who trys to steal the beer!

all bodies go to catmine to feed to the gators.

adam is exempt as we need him for emergency food.

O okay!

OO! I see one! I hope it isn't Kity!

Kind of like leasin.

Excuse me, I ma jsut a little drunk.

Can't believe you drank all the beer,I'm going to have to spank you adam,

Now drop your pants and bend over.

Maybe wrong on that. Hey I think I seen a beer truck going down the road. It was probably M. So maybe he will bring more. I was awfully lonely and had to drink the beer

a double jlo shot coming up,plus a welcome back pressie...

a 100% knock off AMHDt-shirt!

found them under the starby statue.

Did the cats pee on them? :rolleyes:

cant believe you drank all the beer,im going to have to spank you adam,

now drop your pants and bend over.

Here I am! Or is it just, here I am.

O okay!

OO! I see one! i hope it isn't Kity!

Damn straight its kitty!

She's peeing all over the place and eating all the butter,she needs training.

Heath is the catwomen,we will have to capture kitty and hold her for ransom.

damn straight its kitty!

shes peeing all over the place and eating all the butter,she needs training.

heath is the catwomen,we will have to capture kitty and hold her for ransom.

Yes M'am!
Grrrrr Kitty!

Gotcha!

Can I eat it?

Ever seen "The Book of Eli?" good movie. He ate a cat. Kind of necessary in his situation thoguh

Did the cats pee on them? :rolleyes:


No no,god no,I don't know what the smell is,but is not cat pee...

Its not too bad,here,spray some of this furniture polish on it...

Phew that stinks.

Erm jlo,that was glue,not polish,I'm afraid your stuck in that stinky t shirt.

At least until we can find a big strong man to help you out of it,but sure,no one ever reads back the pages,so you should be OK.

Your just a little stuck.

no no,god no,i dont know what the smell is,but is not cat pee....

its not too bad,here,spray some of this furniture polish on it.....

phew that stinks.

erm jlo,that was glue,not polish,im afraid your stuck in that stinky t shirt.

at least untill we can find a big strong man to help you out of it,but sure,no one ever reads back the pages,so you should be ok.

your just a little stuck.

Hmmm... a big strong man to help me out of my t-shirt. I think I have just the guy. :p

I always read back the pages when I am bored and I know of a few others who do as well. Plus I am here now.

Here I am! or is it just, here i am.

Oh adam,just your luck,jlo needs help out of a stinky t shirt and your too drunk to help... but your still going to get a whollop of this paddle.

Bold bold boy!:eek:

Ever seen "The Book of Eli?" good movie. He ate a cat. kind of necessary in his situation thoguh

I fell asleep on my boyfriend's lap during that movie then again it was at 3 am

I thought the movie was worht a watch.

Red, hit me now while I can definitely bare the pain. I do tasks best when I am drunk. Come to daddy!

Hey emopwolf settling in OK under there.

hey emopwolf settling in ok under there.?

Yup... although does anyone have bug spray? Centepedes freak me out! o.O

What am I supposed to do with this kity I found?

31991

Look what I found in the shed out back!!

31991

Look what I found in the shed out back!!!

HAHA Adam

O do I have to turn her in?
She even surrendered!

Yay, now is there anybody to share it with or am I all alone again.

Emop?

Excellent adam!

Emopwolf,if you catch the kitty hold onto to her,we might be able to get a ransom.

We'll hide her under the counter..

But emopwolf,we have to be swift and silent,if she gets wind of the plan she scarper.

There's lots of ways to defur a feline!

Yay, now is there anybody to share it with or am I all alone again.

Emop?

Sorry Adam, I prefer White Russians.

I mean I have never had a sip of alcohol in my life

Nope,cute kittens go in the pot for the house soup...

Your barking up the wrong redhed if you think cute kittens will make me good...

I'm on the bad/evil/cause trouble dark side of the castle cast.

nope,cute kittens go in the pot for the house soup....

your barking up the wrong redhed if you think cute kittens will make me good....

im on the bad/evil/cause trouble dark side of the castle cast.

So this one goes for fluffy soup? And if I catch Kity, she's for ransom right?

Alrighty

Yay, now is there anybody to share it with or am I all alone again.

Emop?

I'll have a beer or three. Plus, give me some extra and I can bake some beer scones for tea time... in honor of Bear.

Grrr, Hi Just Looking

I've never spoken to you before
Grrr
I'm the guard wolf

Grrr, Hi Just Looking

I've never spoken to you before
Grrr
I'm the guard wolf

Hi EmopWolf,

I'm the baker of cookies, brownies, pies and cakes. You probably don't want to grrr at me. :)

Oh, and I have a whip.

Hi EmopWolf,

I'm the baker of cookies, brownies, pies and cakes. You probably don't want to grrr at me. :)

Oh, and I have a whip.

O! Sweets!
EmopWolf likes!

O! sweets!
EmopWolf likes!

Haha, most people do. That's why I am the baker. I like to be sweet... but then sometimes that naughty side wins out. It's Alty's fault.

Haha, most people do. That's why I am the baker. I like to be sweet ... but then sometimes that naughty side wins out. It's Alty's fault.

I just guard from cat pee

I found another for the soup!

We are over run with kitties.

One keg reserved for J-Lo.

Excellent work emopwolf,you are indeed a terrific wolf,keep the fluffy kittens coming,jlo is making the house surprise soup tonight...

Oh,jlo,would I borrow the whip for a second,I just want to polish it a little before the queen comes.

You know how she gets if the whip is not nice and shiny.

So what other jobs do I do as guard wolf?

::Cough::

Trap

::Cough::

so what other jobs do i do as guard wolf?

Well, we do have a bit of a bat problem from time to time if you would like to hunt them.

Shush now emopwolf,all we be reveiled in time.

Patience,patience.

excellent work emopwolf,you are indeed a terrific wolf,keep the fluffy kittens coming,jlo is making the house surprise soup tonight...

oh,jlo,would i borrow the whip for a second,i just want to polish it a little before the queen comes.

you know how she gets if the whip is not nice and shiny.

No! Alty warned me not to loan my whip out to anyone. I only got the whip because she thinks I'll do what she tells me (:p) - I will, until I don't want to anymore.

PS - Thanks for the keg, Adam. I'll put an extra cookie on your pillow tonight.

shush now emopwolf,all we be reveiled in time.

patience,patience.

Ha ha yes M'am!

No! Alty warned me not to loan my whip out to anyone. I only got the whip because she thinks I'll do what she tells me (:p) - I will, until I don't want to anymore.

PS - Thanks for the keg, Adam. I'll put an extra cookie on your pillow tonight.

Alty said I could polish it!

Its back a few pages,really jlo,I'm all good now,I just want to polish it,that's all,nothing sinister in that.

Its like a good deed for our queen.

I repeat:

::Cough::
TRAP
::Cough

alty said i could polish it!

its back a few pages,really jlo,im all good now,i just want to polish it,thats all,nothing sinister in that.

its like a good deed for our queen.

Point me to the post. :rolleyes:

Anybody here familiar with the computer program AS400?

I repeat:

::Cough::
TRAP
::Cough

SHHHHH Adam!

I repeat:

::Cough::
TRAP
::Cough

Hah, just what I thought. I may be sweet, but I'm not innocent... I just like to play that way sometimes.

Nobody wants to listen to the town drunk I see even though I see and hear all!

Thanks for the extra cookie J-Lo!

Hah, just what I thought. I may be sweet, but I'm not innocent ... I just like to play that way sometimes.

Finally

Adam will yo ustop with the coughing,here have a cough sweet.

The post,yes sure I find the post,just give me...

Red runs away muttering under her breath,drat drat... alejandor will be mine...

Curse you and your brillentness jlo.

Can I have a cookie?
I'll do tricks!

Nothing like a little Friday afternoon delight. What's happenin' all?

SHHHHH Adam!

(red huddles with emopwolf)

We need to get alejandro emopwolf,that is my destiny,and now yours too, help me emopwolf and I will show you amazing things.

Bring a bat for the stew and maybe she will give you a cookie. I will give you a white russian.

Sorry to bargain for you J-Lo.

KC,sup.

Beer?we have loads.

(red huddles with emopwolf)

we need to get alejandro emopwolf,that is my destiny,and now yours too, help me emopwolf and i will show you amazing things.

Yes Master Red!

adam wil yo ustop with the coughing,here have a cough sweet.

the post,yes sure i find the post,just give me ..............

red runs away muttering under her breath,drat drat....alejandor will be mine...

curse you and your brillentness jlo.

Yea for me. Extra cookies for everyone! :D

PS - lunchtime. See you later.

I still want to see some tricks, Emopwolf. What can you do?

Beer? Yes please!

What's up Kc? Good to see you around, its almost a full gang again.

Whats up Kc? good to see you around, its almost a full gang again.

Reunion time!!

Bring a bat for the stew and maybe she will give you a cookie. I will give you a white russian.

Sorry to bargain for you J-Lo.

Adam! I'm not 21 haha

Nothing like a little Friday afternoon delight. What's happenin' all?

KCCCCCCCCCCC!! My good buddy. Dang, I was just leaving for lunch. They are going to try and find a job for you. I'm in charge of entertainment. I need help. You game? :) It will mean all the cookies you can eat... I'll even make some with Reeses PB cups on top. :)

I got a bat!

He's heavy!

Oh yea emop, you have never had a drop of liquor in your life. I forgot all about that.

And yes, it is reunion time, so whoever is out there not doing anything get on here and pay a visit.

Yea for me. Extra cookies for everyone! :D

PS - lunchtime. See you later.

I still want to see some tricks, Emopwolf. What can you do?

I can sit, stay, roll over, Speak, write a poem, drive, ummm fetching whips

PB cups? Sounds like a deal to me. I'm all about the entertainment!

It is so good to see you back here JLo. Nostalgia all over the place.

Emop? Where did you get that? Wait, never mind. I don't want to know. Just uh.. umm.. I will be over here. Don't mind me a bit, carry on.

Emop? where did you get that? wait, nevermind. I don't want to know. Just uh..umm.. I will be over here. Don't mind me a bit, carry on.

But Adam, what do I do with him? I can't keep him! Or can I?

Hey Emop, this may be an utterly stupid question but I've been gone lately. Did you ever patch things up with the guy friend of yours?

PB cups? Sounds like a deal to me. I'm all about the entertainment!

It is so good to see you back here JLo. Nostalgia all over the place.

Yikes, you can see me? I better get dressed. :eek:

Oh and about those peanutbutter cups, Where is mine. I will give you this castle for some of those and the castle isn't even mine.

Hey Emop, this may be an utterly stupid question but I've been gone lately. Did you ever patch things up with the guy friend of yours?
I don't remember which one, most of my friends are guys ha

Can you explain?

But Adam, what do I do with him? I can't keep him! or can I?

Just keep him for interogation purposes. Find his friends for some stew. We can't be uncivilized here. Well, maybe.

JLo, you are perfectly fine, no need to throw clothing on. :D We are all friends here.

Didn't you break up with your boyfriend Emop? He accused you of cheating? Am I just a total idiot? I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Emop that bat is going in the soup pot!

Somehow.

JLo, you are perfectly fine, no need to throw clothing on. :D We are all friends here.

Didn't you break up with your boyfriend Emop? He accused you of cheating? Am I just a total idiot? I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Turns out his mum was dictating what to say, we patched things up, but his mum moved him for that reason and a few others

I can sit, stay, roll over, Speak, write a poem, drive, ummm fetching whips

No fetching whips. :mad:

Just keep him for interogation purposes. Find his friends for some stew. We can't be uncivilized here. Well, maybe.

BWAHAHA

GRRR
You, bat person. Grrr what do you want?
Why were you in Master Red's bar
Grrrr

No fetching whips. :mad:

I meant licorice whips, yeah!

No fetching whips. :mad:

I knew it!! The allure of the reunion thread has got you hooked. No going to lunch for you!

JLo... hook, line, TIGER!

BWAHAHA

GRRR
you, bat person. Grrr what do you want?
Why were you in Master Red's bar
grrrr

Funny.

Emopwolf,I'm not your master,were a team.

JLo, you are perfectly fine, no need to throw clothing on. :D We are all friends here.

Didn't you break up with your boyfriend Emop? He accused you of cheating? Am I just a total idiot? I feel like I'm losing my mind.

Haha, working your charm again, huh? Be careful, Emopwolf. :D

emop that bat is going in the soup pot!

somehow.

Yes Red!

In you go Bat person

funny.

emopwolf,im not your master,were a team.

But but, I'm a wolfy thing!

I got the dog in me, need a master
Awoooo

Ok, Red wants to be a little uncivilized then we shall tonight! But then it is back to eating normal bats.

I wasn't around the bar illegally. I had them served to me properly.

Ok, Red wants to be a little uncivilized then we shall tonight! but then it is back to eating normal bats.

I wasn't around the bar illegally. I had them served to me properly.

Haha, I found another bat! It doesn't smell as good

But but, I'm a wolfy thing!

I got the dog in me, need a master
Awoooo


Half wolf half emop.. emop is smarter,and you do not need a master.

Were a team or your sacked!:D

half wolf half emop..emop is smarter,and you do not need a master.

were a team or your sacked!:D

Yes Red!

Bwahahaha No master for EmopWolf. Hehehehe *twirling hands evilly*

That's a BIG bat.

Throw behind the counter,you never know.

Adam,are you still pi$$ed?

thats a BIG bat.

throw behind the counter,you never know.

adam,are you still pi$$ed?

But I already stuck him in the stew...

Haha, I found another bat! it doesn't smell as good

Hilarious Emopwolf.

You can use that to stir up the stew if you would like but I think that is all it will work for. Try something like a little more your enemy.

thats a BIG bat.

throw behind the counter,you never know.

adam,are you still pi$$ed?

What was I pi$$ed about?

but I already stuck him in the stew....


Adam's not supposed to go in the stew!:eek:

It will be too salty...

Fish him out there,he might still be OK.

Got to go sweep the boards,someone's got to bring a wage in,this bar costs a fortune to run.

Hold the fort emopwolf,your in charge of the bar.

I knew it!!! The allure of the reunion thread has got you hooked. No going to lunch for you!

JLo...hook, line, TIGER!

Well, I was leaving until I saw you. ;);) No, I really need to go - I'm feeling faint from hunger. ;)

What was I pi$$ed about?


pi$$ed=drunk.

at least in ireland it does.;)

Hilarious Emopwolf.

You can use that to stir up the stew if you would like but I think that is all it will work for. Try something like a little more your enemy.

Like these?

adam's not supposed to go in the stew!:eek:

it wil be too salty...

fish him out there,he might still be ok.

gotta go sweep the boards,someones gotta bring a wage in,this bar costs a fortune to run.

hold the fort emopwolf,your in charge of the bar.

Not him! The big bat.

Yes Red! I will

All righty now, the big wolf is in charge BWAHAHA

like these?

You got it

You got it

o.O but but
So many of them!

Does this castle have electricity? I may need the shop vac

Shop vac? Haha Nice.

Just grab 2. I believe that is all the recipe calls for.

Shop vac? Haha Nice.

Just grab 2. I believe that is all the recipe calls for.

All right!

In you go bats!

They were so cute all cuddled up like that...

Erm what sort of stew is this anyway

Hi kids.

I see you're all misbehaving as usual.

I can't even sleep in. :rolleyes:

Now someone fetch me my slippers.

Did I miss KC? My timing sucks. :(

It is bat, kitty, gator, tator, and carrot stew. What else would it be?

Hi kids.

I see you're all misbehaving as usual.

I can't even sleep in. :rolleyes:

Now someone fetch me my slippers.

Did I miss KC? My timing sucks. :(

Did someone say "fetch"
AWOOOOO
Here you go Queen Alty Mommy

It is bat, kitty, gator, tator, and carrot stew. What else would it be?

Yummy!