What did I miss?

Cleaning day. Again.

Actually, every day is cleaning day with 2 kids, 1 husband and a zoo.

I need a maid. :(

Id love to help Alty, but the maid uniform doesn't look good on me at all, I can pull off the butler one fairly well though ;)

id love to help Alty, but the maid uniform doesnt look good on me at all, i can pull off the butler one fairly well though ;)

Butler Bear. I like it. You even have the British accent to go with it. I'll feel pretty posh. :)

Anyone want too see my new piercing?

I do!

Do you ever feel like AMHD watches everything you do?

I was just on Kijiji, looking at trailers.

I come here, and the ad on the right hand side, on this page, is a kijiji add, about trailers. :eek:

Coincidence? :confused:

Ohhh that's freaky Alty!

My new lipring

Ouch!

Emop, the only thing I want on my lips, are other lips.

Just saying. :)

Ohhh that's freaky Alty!!

You really want to be freaked out?

You said Alty, now there's an ad for Ally on this page! :eek: :eek:

I'm going to hide now! :eek:

Ouch!

Emop, the only thing I want on my lips, are other lips.

Just sayin. :)

Unfortunately I can't have any lips on my lips for about 4 to 6 weeks. Good thing my relationship has gone long distance

Do you ever feel like AMHD watches everything you do?

I was just on Kijiji, looking at trailers.

I come here, and the ad on the right hand side, on this page, is a kijiji add, about trailers. :eek:

Coincidence? :confused:

More than coincidence. I was looking at white heels for my wedding last week, and now everywhere I go have ads for wedding shoes. I kind of like it though - they are so pretty. :)

I remember I bought a dress online, and for the next few months the add for that dress was on AMHD.

They're watching.

HIDE!! ;)

Let test this theroy.

Speedos. I really want a purple speedo.

Let test this theroy.

speedos. I really want a purple speedo.

Bad memories of swim practice *shudders*

Let test this theroy.

speedos. I really want a purple speedo.

Speedo, speedo, speedo! :)

No go. :(

I guess I really am paranoid. ;)

bad memories of swim practice *shudders*


Ewww I remember when we had to practice the mouth to mouth tecniques, we had to pair up and blow on our partners mouth. I always got paired up with the YUCKY boy with gross milk breath. I finally had to ask him to stop drinking milk before swim class.

ewww i remember when we had to practice the mouth to mouth tecniques, we had to pair up and blow on our partners mouth. I always got paired up with the yucky boy with gross milk breath. I finally had to ask him to stop drinking milk before swim class.
Haha!

ewww I remember when we had to practice the mouth to mouth tecniques, we had to pair up and blow on our partners mouth. I always got paired up with the YUCKY boy with gross milk breath. I finally had to ask him to stop drinking milk before swim class.

Milk breath boy would have been preferable to "covered in acne, wears braces and doesn't brush his teeth, bad b.o. scrawny, thinks he's all that and a bag of chips boy".

One time during swimming practice we had to do a pretend rescue. Your partner pretended to be drowning, and it was your job to rescue him. I got the dreaded boy mentioned above.

The coach blew the whistle, and everyone dived in to rescue their partner, except me. I stayed on dry ground.

The coach looked at me, asked what I was doing. My reply "Sorry, but thinning out the herd isn't always a bad thing".

I failed. :(

Milk breath boy would have been preferable to "covered in acne, wears braces and doesn't brush his teeth, bad b.o. scrawny, thinks he's all that and a bag of chips boy".

One time during swimming practice we had to do a pretend rescue. Your partner pretended to be drowning, and it was your job to rescue him. I got the dreaded boy mentioned above.

The coach blew the whistle, and everyone dived in to rescue their partner, except me. I stayed on dry ground.

The coach looked at me, asked what I was doing. My reply "Sorry, but thinning out the herd isn't always a bad thing".

I failed. :(

This made me giggle

this made me giggle

Me too. The coach however... not so much. ;)

Me too. The coach however....not so much. ;)

Haha, I bet not

haha, I bet not

The guy was even more upset than the coach. :rolleyes:

I just can't figure some people out. ;) :p

The guy was even more upset than the coach. :rolleyes:

I just can't figure some people out. ;) :p

I figured out myself
I do vry dumb things...
I just stuck my tongue piercing into my lip ring. They are now stuck..

I figured out myself
I do vry dumb things...
I just stuck my tongue piercing into my lip ring. they are now stuck..

LOL!

You're going to have to take a picture of that and post it on my funny thread. :)

LOL!

You're going to have to take a picture of that and post it on my funny thread. :)

I got them unstuck and now I'm crying, some jerk on a site...

I hate people

LOL!

You're going to have to take a picture of that and post it on my funny thread. :)

Can you link me?

can you link me?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-comedy/few-funnies-421627.html

Why are you crying Emop?

Why are you crying Emop?

Check the peeves thread Bell

Well the stuck piercing picture is up

Cute pic Emop. The piercing looks great.

I'm going to bed, More blood work tomorrow morning.

Cute pic Emop. The piercing looks great.

I'm going to bed, More blood work tomorrow morning.

Thanks

Good night and goodluck

Milk breath boy would have been preferable to "covered in acne, wears braces and doesn't brush his teeth, bad b.o. scrawny, thinks he's all that and a bag of chips boy".

One time during swimming practice we had to do a pretend rescue. Your partner pretended to be drowning, and it was your job to rescue him. I got the dreaded boy mentioned above.

The coach blew the whistle, and everyone dived in to rescue their partner, except me. I stayed on dry ground.

The coach looked at me, asked what I was doing. My reply "Sorry, but thinning out the herd isn't always a bad thing".

I failed. :(

I remember doing this

When it was my turn to be rescued I started treading water with my eyes above the water line and the tiniest gap for me to breath through my nose, and stared straight at the guy supposed to rescue me and gave gave him evils, he didn't trust me and didn't dive in :D

Another time we had to do a supprise rescue sort of, two of us would wait in the changing rooms while it was set up, we came out and there's was a guy thrashing about in the pool so we threw him the floating ring and pulled him in, job done, nope we hadn't noticed there was another person at the other end of the pool face down and because wed finished the teacher said hed drowned, so I went over and poked him with the pool stick just to check :D

Lol Bear, I'm happy I wasn't that 'other person' there :p

Lol Bear, I'm happy I wasn't that 'other person' there :p

Which one, the one I was giving evils to or the one pretending to be dead :D

The latter one... or maybe both ;)

Was rather funny at the time :D

I'm sure it was :p

So, how's winter coming back 'up there'?

Starting with rain, and lots of it, it's the rainy months here July and August, it'll be close to September before it gets cold though :)


Reet, off to go get lunch cya in a bit unky

Bon Apetit Bear! :)

Reet got my lunch :D

Cheers unky :)

Morning all!

AWOOOOOOOO

Sqquueeaakkk!

Emop! :)

Darn, I found a dead kitten last night... my dog... *sigh* it was probably some 3 or 4 weeks old :(

Sqquueeaakkk!

Emop! :)

Darn, I found a dead kitten last night... my dog... *sigh* it was probably some 3 or 4 weeks old :(

Aww poor kitty =(


last night my kitty tried to eat my new piercing...

But... but... that cannot be eaten! Lol.

*Currently looking at some pre-release pictures of pokemon ranger guardian signs*

But... but... that cannot be eaten! lol.

*Currently looking at some pre-release pictures of pokemon ranger guardian signs*

haha I know Unky, Ink discovered that

O pokemon, I remember my pokemon days, I was 7 =)

Well, there is more strategy now in battling... and the new generation coming out in some months :rolleyes: which will bring a whole new combination of movepool and battling style

Hi emop,

I remember the pokemon days as well, good times :D

Personally everyso often I get a craving to play one of the old Game Boy games and then play it on my emulator :D

What I dislike now... is that they are getting uglier now... especially the generation to come. From the leaked pokemon, I didn't see them as appealing as the previous ones :(

hi emop,

i remember the pokemon days aswell, good times :D

personally everyso often i get a craving to play one of the old gameboy games and then play it on my emulator :D

Haha I wish I could play, but my brother ate my old Game Boy

Yea, figure theyd run out of ideas eventually though

What I dislike now... is that they are getting uglier now... especially the generation to come. From the leaked pokemon, I didn't see them as appealing as the previous ones :(

I love the originals

yea, figure theyd run out of ideas eventually though

I heard they were using viewer submissions in the show now

haha I wish I could play, but my brother ate my old gameboy

Lost mine, that's why I have an emulatop :D

... he ATE it? :eek:

lost mine, thats why i have an emulatop :D

.............he ATE it? :eek:

Yeah... he ate it... my brother likes to eat stuff haha

Ate a Game Boy? I thought that any kid would rather steal it and try to play it all day... well, must be the wolf in him :p

Emulator provides a too easy route for cheating though... but also 'honest cheating' :D

Like... saving just before you throw the pokeball... if it breaks, you load back an instant before to have another try, without losing any pokeball... haaa

Ate a gameboy? I thought that any kid would rather steal it and try to play it all day... well, must be the wolf in him :p

Emulator provides a too easy route for cheating though... but also 'honest cheating' :D

Like... saving just before you throw the pokeball... if it breaks, you load back an instant before to have another try, without losing any pokeball... haaa

What's an emulator?

And it must be the wolf in him Unky haha

... is it just me or do I feel a generation gap here with all this talk of gameboys..

...is it just me or do I feel a generation gap here with all this talk of gameboys...?

How old are you Sneezy?

In the twenties...

An emulator is a program that allows you to play games that otherwise can only be played on a console. I have VisualBoyAdvance for the Game Boy games, and two emulators of Nintendo DS, but they lag...

I don't know Sneezy... strategy games often amaze me and I can't help at least having a look :D

Ate a gameboy? I thought that any kid would rather steal it and try to play it all day... well, must be the wolf in him :p

Emulator provides a too easy route for cheating though... but also 'honest cheating' :D

Like... saving just before you throw the pokeball... if it breaks, you load back an instant before to have another try, without losing any pokeball... haaa

Nah, there's no need to cheat as I'm craving the playable experience


An emulator is a program that allows you to play console game on your PC

Since all games were developed on pc's anyway I like to think it's a way for them to return home :D

In the twenties...

an emulator is a program that allows you to play games that otherwise can only be played on a console. I have VisualBoyAdvance for the gameboy games, and two emulators of Nintendo DS, but they lag...

I don't know Sneezy... strategy games often amaze me and I can't help at least having a look :D

Yeah I have VBA

Didn't think you were that much older than me sneezy?

O! My friend has that

I'm 24...

I was never into too much video games...

I'm 24...

I was never into too much video games...

Well... I play only one or two games at a time (I don't start another until I finished one). But then, I'm very picky. Most games I see, I don't play. There are only a few 'chosen ones' ;)

Ill play anything and almost everything, but won't necessarily finish it, unless it's a really good game

Friday is almost here ladies and gents!! Top of the morning to you all (or afternoon)!

Friday is almost here ladies and gents!!! Top of the morning to you all (or afternoon)!

Friday is here for some of us. :D Yeah, I know - rub it in.

Since I was derelict on my breakfast duties yesterday, I am making up for it today. Waffles, eggs, bacon, fresh fruit. The kitchen is open!

PS - Alty, Bella - hope your appointments go well today.

Good. I'm hungry and breakfast is my favorite meal of the day. Serve it up JLo!

Hi still haven't heard from my neighbor. I really don't like being ignored like this. :(

Ahhh interesting story. So last night my friend came by. I haven't seen him in like woo ages. I was working and then I see this guy that I haven't seen forever so my first instinct is to hug him. He's such a nice sweet guy. We hug but then he like shoves me... which was weird, and then I realized why-- there was a girl beside him. I'm not going to lie, I'm a little jealous, because this guy is just the sweetest. He introduced me to "Michelle-y".. yeah Michelle-y. I know I did the uh body scan thing and I did the weird smile with the Hi. I really wasn't concerned about her.. I wanted to talk to him and see how things were, but it's like she was in the way. Ugh. So anyway, I bought him a drink and we talked and she was just hanging around, and when I offered her a drink (to be nice) she said it.. she said it!! "Oh I can't... I'm pregnant!" ugh. But when she said it.. it was like not a happy thing it was like a "I got him now b!tch" type thing... he even sensed it. Well my immediate reaction was "how long have you guys been together?". He was all like "common' now Sara, be happy for me" and I said "well I'm happy if you're happy". And the rest of the night was awkward, I told him I had to get back to work and I basically just ignored them. Gah total b!tch move, but hey I'm being honest here... I don't like it but oh well nothing I can do about it.

Good. I'm hungry and breakfast is my favorite meal of the day. Serve it up JLo!

Haha, how our friendship has matured. A while back, you would have jumped on the "rub it in" part. ;) Where's Cats?

Okay, enjoy your breakfast. :)

Muddy? The jealous type? Weird!! You really need to figure out a way to get your thing back from your neighbor, it is getting out of control. As you can see, it is even affecting your personal life. ;) Canada people... just too weird.

Thanks for the breakfast JLo, stellar job. And, I thought really hard about saying something in regards to the "rub it in" comment, but self control got the better of me. First time for everything.

All I can say is, "Happens to the best of us." That's for both Muddy and KC. :)

Time to jump in the shower. Be back later.

Shower? Pics? :D

Muddy? The jealous type? Weird!!!

... haha I know!! It totally has to be all about my Furminator brush.. :rolleyes:

Or it could be my period. Hahaha

TMI? Nah!

... haha I know!!! It totally has to be all about my Furminator brush.. :rolleyes:

or it could be my period. hahaha

TMI? nah!

Yes :cool:

Not only has the furminator brush got you in a bad mood, but with the combo of that and your . you must really be a dangerous person. :eek:

There should be a warning sign posted on your forehead. ;) A good cure for something like this is a wild night of drunken debauchery! I'll be there momentarily.

FURMINATOR! It's a pun!

Johnny come lately right?

Yes :cool:

Not only has the furminator brush got you in a bad mood, but with the combo of that and your . you must really be a dangerous person. :eek:

There should be a warning sign posted on your forehead. ;) A good cure for something like this is a wild night of drunken debauchery!! I'll be there momentarily.

I'm down with that but don't try anything freaky.. you know what's going down :D

Haha!

I'm down with that but don't try anything freaky.. you know what's going down :D

haha!

There are always other options since you aren't functional right now! ;)

Morning Emop!! How you doin'?

There are always other options since you aren't functional right now! ;)
Haha listen to this:

Tiger Kiss

Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know what you are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite their neck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surely surprise them



Haha hey KC check out Angel's Kiss on Urban Dictionary ;)

LOL

Haha listen to this:

Tiger Kiss

Quietly sneak up behind your partner making sure they do not know what you are going to do. Out of the blue, grab them and gently bite their neck. Make sure to get a few good growls in too. This will surely surprise them



haha hey KC check out Angel's Kiss on Urban Dictionary ;)

LOL

:eek: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! We'll stick with the Tiger's Kiss!

:eek: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! We'll stick with the Tiger's Kiss!

Forget diamonds, nothing says I love you more than an Angel Kiss


Hahaha!! Oh man that is so friggen funny.

Here's a joke to light the period mood.

A duck went to cross the road when a chicken cam running and said "STOP!!! You'll never hear the end of it!"

:D

That is pretty funny, I'm not going to lie. :)

I think that was a good joke to get out of the period topic. Well played my friend!

That is pretty funny, I'm not gonna lie. :)

I think that was a good joke to get out of the period topic. Well played my friend!

:)

Well KC it's been a pleasure chatting with you like usual but now I have to go. I'll talk to you dudes again... soon :)

Lata gal!

Haven't seen you two in forever. How's life treatin' you?

Morning Emop!!! How you doin'?

Good you?

Bye Muddy, hello KC and hheath! :)

Okay, I only read back one page and I'm confused.

Period
Tiger kiss
Angel kiss
Furminator

What the heck goes on here when I'm gone? :confused:

I've stopped reading back. I'm too easily confused.

Where is every one tonight? I'm all by myself.:(

No... I am watching you... hee hee :)

OooO creepy, in a fun sort of way.

I'm harmless hon... I think... :)

Not watching anymore... bed time, very tired... good night.

I know Stringer :)

Night.

I've stopped reading back. I'm too easily confused.

Me, too. After the second time when I had more than 20 pages to catch up on just because I went to sleep, I decided people could tell me what happened while I was gone.

I don't think we would ever fully understand even if they told us.

I don't think THEY understand, and they were there.

Who, what, where?

I don't understand :o

Who, what, where?

I don't understand :o

:: confuzzeled ::

Lucy... you got some 'splainin' to do.

Meooowww

Squeak!

Still no (how you call it already?). Your neighbour is still keeping it?

You know what I think every time I see this thread.



STOP! Castle Time! :D

Squeak!

Still no (how you call it already?). Your neighbour is still keeping it?

NO! Ugh I don't know what to do about it Unky. I really hate how she's ignoring me :mad:

I may as well order a new brush and never speak to her again. I can't believe a 30 year old woman can't tell me she lost it, broke it or lent it to someone else.

#@!$%^#@

Darn neighbours... how come it that most of the time you got neighbours, they are just a PITA... it's the same here also... so much so now that nobody speaks to nobody, and everyone ignores each other... go figure...

There is only one of two neighbours (not as close though) who are better fortunately. For example, we got invited to one of their Indian Marriages once.

Darn neighbours... how come it that most of the time you got neighbours, they are just a PITA... it's the same here also... so much so now that nobody speaks to nobody, and everyone ignores each other... go figure...

There is only one of two neighbours (not as close though) who are better fortunately. For example, we got invited to one of their Indian Marriages once.

Ha! Neighbors, such d*cks.

I never liked that show anyway :(

Muddy, what are you talking about? Your neighbor has your brush and she won't give it back?

Hello friends! How is every one doing today?

Muddy, what are you talking about? Your neighbor has your brush and she won't give it back?

Hello friends! How is every one doing today?

Yes, I lent her my Furminator brush. The best brush ever that WonderGirl recommended.

See: http://www.everythinggolden.com/new_pa1026.jpg

It only cost my like 20$. The fact that she's ignoring me is what bothers me and OOOOooo not only is my cat shedding BUT next Friday I'm going to be watching a friend's dog for a whole month while she travels! So excited. And last thing I need is a whole lotta fur everywhere.

Oh, well that's just plain rude! I hate it when people do that.

Oh, well that's just plain rude! I hate it when people do that.

I know it is. I've knocked on her door several times. It's been 3 weeks. Lol where the f!ck is it. Haha

... why haven't you broken in yet?

... I could send you my lock pick kit. I can pick it as well... 47 seconds. My record.

Is she just avoiding you? Or is she not really home?

I once lent my friend a brand new dress I had, didn't even wear it once. She still hasn't returned my phone call, and that was 4 years ago. I guess our friendship wasn't worth the $80 dress.

Same thing happened to me once. I lent my friend my soul, he has yet to give it back. Rumors say that he sold it... or something or another.

She's leaving tonight, but I got it back! :) Yay. I knocked and knocked on her door, and I was like I know your there just give me my ing brush and stop ignorning me.

She opened the door gave it to me and I left.

FINALLY!

Lol. How absurd.

lol. how absurd.

Yeah I don't think we're going to be BNFF (Best Neighbor Friends Forever)

Lol

... and it was all because she was ignoring me. She actually just wrote me back in an email I wrote a week ago she said "a brush wuz da last thing on mi mind" she's 30 she doesn't need to spell like that.


:eek:

Nice avi Mudster... is that blouse naturally falling off or do you have something on your mind?

Hi kids.

Can someone lend me their get up and go? Mine left. :(

Sorry alty id give you mine but I lost it about 7 or 8 years ago :(

Nice avi Mudster...is that blouse naturally falling off or do you have something on your mind?

Haha silly tiger.

Want to see a SEXIER photo?


Here it is...


I made them for work today. LOL like a bar needs muffins and brownies, but I made them for my coworker, it's her b-day today but she's working today so I thought I'd make her something nice :)

YUMMY! The way to my heart!!

YUMMY! The way to my heart !!!

And don't forget your heart-eries :)

♥

Alty you can borrow mine, just uh give it back :D

YUMMY! The way to my heart !!!

Now you tell me. Haha - couldn't resist, for old times sake. :p

Now you tell me. Haha - couldn't resist, for old times sake. :p

Tease :cool:

Tease :cool:

Who, me? :D

Who, me? :D

:rolleyes: I'm sure that's the first time you've ever heard that...

:rolleyes: I'm sure that's the first time you've ever heard that...

I'm sure you mean it in the cutest way possible. :o

I'm sure you mean it in the cutest way possible. :o

Absolutely :D

Okay, time to go. I need to put on a nice lunch spread for John and his grandparents... since food is the way to a man's heart. ;)

and don't forget your heart-eries :)

♥

Alty you can borrow mine, just uh give it back :D

I will give it back, eventually.

You'll have to email me around 100 times, call me, and eventually come banging on my door to get it, but you will get it. ;)

I promise. :D

Worst thing about my work right now... not "seeing" muddy in real time.

That girl is dangerous. No wonder I like her.

Nice storm brewing here. Think I'm going to be on the back deck listening to the trees in the wind.

Emopwolf is starting a diet tomorrow. Anyone know of any low-cal blood animals? Yes this is a serious question

Well I'm headed for bed, night everyone

If you are looking for a diet or weight loss... any anyone talks about changing their body, they need to think about confusing their body.

Elite athletes cross train for a reason. It confuses the body.

You can do any single routine all you want... alter your diet, for ex... if your body doesn't sense a need to burn calories, it won't. In fact, as people cut back their bodies often respong by playing 'it safe"... you can starve yourself but your metabolism will alter.

So... diet alone can change your life, but its longer term... movement of your body and, more importantly, your metabolism... this will command the moves your seek.

Emopwolf is starting a diet tomorow. Anyone know of any low-cal blood animals? yes this is a serious question

Fish

Land animals tend to store fat(calories) close to the muscles. By and large fish store it separately.

Emopwolf is starting a diet tomorow. Anyone know of any low-cal blood animals? yes this is a serious question

Venison is very low fat.

Venison is very low fat.

Bear is also very lean, if harvested in the springtime.

I've never eaten bear meat,don't think I could even get it in ireland.

I've had pigeon,eel,rabbit but nothing like bear or horse.

I wonder does it taste like chicken or beef.

I've never eaten bear, although many do in these parts. But I have eaten Shark, moose, caribou, dear, and rabbit. And I only really like the first two.

I But i have eaten ... dear

What about deer?

Venison is very low fat.

Isn't venison just any animal that was hunted? Mainly referring to deer, hare and wild boar?

What about deer?

LOL! That was my Hannibal Lector side coming out. Yes deer as well, and wild boar.

Isn't venison just any animal that was hunted? Mainly referring to deer, hare and wild boar?

Pretty much only deer these days, dear.

Venison - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venison)

Ahh Thank you. In Newfoundland they still call wild boar venison.

I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.

Ahh Thank you. In Newfoundland they still call wild boar venison.

I do wish we could chat longer, but... I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye.

Are you having a nice cante with your old friend... :eek:

( I'm doing that lip sucking tongue thing he did)

Mmm Indeed!

Nahh human is too game-y for me ;)

too game-y for me ;)

I never made friends with the drama queen types.

Hello

I never made friends with the drama queen types.

I read that as 'drag queens' the first time, and wondered what they had to do with anything. I had to go back and reread it twice, before I read it correctly.

Well my friend is in the ground now. Sad day. Going to get a tattoo today.

Well my friend is in the ground now. Sad day. Going to get a tattoo today.

Oh Adam, that is sad. It's hard to lose a friend, especially such a young one and in the sudden way it happened. Take care of yourself.

My condolences Adam, I am sorry.

Hello

Truly sorry for your loss, my friend.

Hheath, I'm fairly tight with a couple of impersonaters, but I don't really know any queens that dress up.

Queens are fun. Not afraid to say what they're thinking and full of attitude.

I miss going out to watch the drag show.

queens are fun. not afraid to say what they're thinking and full of attitude.

i miss going out to watch the drag show.

One guy in town here does a fantastic Carol Channing from Hello Dolly.

Hey everyone,

Adam, I'm sorry




Sooo.. my boyfriend made me a YouTube video.

People die, its just part of life

people die, its just part of life

Unfortunately :(

Adam, I'm so sorry for your loss. Stay strong.

Something I learned long ago, every experience has a purpose.

You can take this experience, become bitter, angry, vengeful, and let it grow inside you like a cancer. If you do this, than your friends death is in vain. Would he want you to carry the anger with you the rest of your life? If he was your friend, than he must have been a good person, so I'm sure that's not what he'd want.

There's another way to go. You can use this experience, this tragedy, mourn his loss, and than help others that are dealing with the same thing. Leave the person that did this to a higher power. What comes around goes around, it's not up to you to make sure this happens. Don't spend another day thinking about this dirt bag, don't give him power over you.

Use this grief, use it to do something good. Let your heart heal, and don't let this experience rule who you will be from here on.

Trust me, I speak from experience. Also, I've seen people go through horrific things, and instead of wallowing in self pity and hate, they pulled themselves up by the boot straps, they moved on, they left the past where it belongs and now, they shine.

One of those people is on this thread (she knows who she is). She never ceases to amaze me. She's a hero, because she lived, she walked away, and she walked forward into a wonderful life. She shines. She shines so bright she can blind you. You can shine too.

I found the Remote.

Leave it to KISS to come out with electronic domination. I'll stick with a whip, thanks anyway.

Edit: Don't you have to install a receiver?

I believe it works on brain wave frequencies, because male brain waves are different to female ones, it only works on the fairer sex :D

i believe it works on brain wave frequencies, because male brain waves are different to female ones, it only works on the fairer sex :D

That's a lot to ask from two AAA batteries.

That's a lot to ask from two AAA batteries.

All the 2 AAA batteries supply is the power its all the sensors and transmitters in the device that do the smart stuff

2 AAA batteries, so much power. Haha


Is there a female control male version?

2 AAA batteries, so much power. haha


is there a female control male version?

Yes emop,there called breasts.

is there a female control male version?

http://i518.photobucket.com/albums/u349/USC_2004/Themes/hemotecontrol_2.jpg

If I had designed it, I think I could have come up with some better options. :D

Hey jlo,a push up bra will do the same thing,no batteries required,add a pair of high heels (red heels for a new kitchen appliance,black for any other business).

Men can't be that easy... can they!

Haha I love it!

yes emop,there called breasts.

Agreed, a lot simpler and every woman has them :)

yes emop,there called breasts.

I cant' believe I missed that post at first

Hmmm no wonder I can guys to do insane things. Haha

men can't be that easy...can they!

Got to love them. :)

Gotta love them. :)

'sigh' yep.

hey jlo,a push up bra will do the same thing,no batteries required,add a pair of high heels (red heels for a new kitchen appliance,black for any other business).

men can't be that easy...can they!

Sadly, I am not easily turned by a beautiful woman wearing... *turns head*... a pushup... *speechless*... bra...

... it means nothing to me.

Just to add,if you don't have the boobs ladies,a chicken dinner with all the trimming will do a perfectly good job too.

(note,on a plate,not your chest area!)

... if she can cook a steak, I'd eat it off her bottom.

... wait, what am I saying..

just to add,if you dont have the boobs ladies,a chicken dinner with all the trimming will do a perfectly good job too.

(note,on a plate,not your chest area!)

I like the second option, but use boneless chicken.

So just to sum up,boobs or if no boobs boneless chicken or steak eaten off a bottom or chest area..

Ah,the missing ingredient...

Football/car racing/boxing on the TV.

Could it be that that's the recipe for a happy man.

Easy peasy.

so just to sum up,boobs or if no boobs boneless chicken or steak eaten off a bottom or chest area..

ah,the missing ingredient...

football/car racing/boxing on the tv.

could it be that thats the recipe for a happy man.

easy peasy.

I think you are forgetting a few things. :p

I think you are forgetting a few things. :p

Of course... BEER!

Such a dufus.:rolleyes:

... wow. We ARE that simple.

... so sad.

of course....BEER!

such a dufus.:rolleyes:

Ummm...




...wow. We ARE that simple.

...so sad.

Not sad at all. You're happy, we're happy... it works. There's only room for one complicated person in a relationship. :D (just joking)

Haha. True. I'll give you that.

My lady just dropped off a grilled burger without a bra.. . I like her.

haha. true. I'll give you that.

My lady just dropped off a grilled burger without a bra. ...I like her.


I rest my case.:rolleyes:

so just to sum up,boobs or if no boobs boneless chicken or steak eaten off a bottom or chest area...

Chocolate, whipped cream, strawberries, honey, Cinnamon sugar, peach massage oil, we ain't that picky.

Ummm ....





Not sad at all. You're happy, we're happy ... it works. There's only room for one complicated person in a relationship. :D (just joking)

that explains why I can't find someone to be in a relationship with. Lesbians are SCREWED, and not in that good way ^_~

But both parties in that relationship have boobs?

So how are you worse off?

but both parties in that relationship have boobs?

so how are you worse off?

because both people are also complicated. Although, the boobs DO help ^_^

Can you all imagine what would happen if men had boobs?

They'd never leave the house!

Wait, is that why I'm sitting inside instead of outside weeding my yard?

Curse the boobs! Bad boobs! But they're so soft, and squishy, and... where am I? :(

I'm still failing to see how more boobs don't fix things?

Can you all imagine what would happen if men had boobs?

They'd never leave the house!

Wait, is that why I'm sitting inside instead of outside weeding my yard?

Curse the boobs! Bad boobs! But they're so soft, and squishy, and.......where am I? :(

My point exactly, :D

im still failing to see how more boobs dont fix things?

Bear, you're such a man. :p

Bear, you're such a man. :p

I appologise for nothing! :D

i appologise for nothing! :D

LOL! No need to apologize. I like men. :)

im still failing to see how more boobs dont fix things?

:D:D:D:D:D:D

I can only give 6 greenies at a time.

MORE BOOBS

Who says men don't have boobs?

Who says men don't have boobs??

:eek: :eek:

Mental image!

Bad mental image!

Bad Ken! Bad Ken! :eek: ;)

Perhaps not to the 'stature' of some women, but they're there,none-the-less!

Perhaps not to the 'stature' of some women,,but they're there,none-the-less!!

Would I be wrong in sensing that this conversation is leading to the question
'why do guys have nipples'?

would i be wrong in sensing that this convo is leading to the question
'why do guys have nipples'?

Ooh I know I know!

Teacher teacher teacher!! (jumping up and down):D


ouch..damn boobs.

Perhaps not to the 'stature' of some women,,but they're there,none-the-less!!

My rules has always been "I will not date a man with larger breasts than me".

Of course that's pretty much the entire population of men. I hope! :eek:

ooh i know i know!!

teacher teacher teacher!!,(jumping up and down):D


ouch..damn boobs.

Your answer is probably better than mine.

:: teacher points at Red::

Yes Red, give us your answer.

This is starting to sound like a dirty johnny joke. :eek:

ooh i know i know!!

teacher teacher teacher!!,(jumping up and down):D


ouch..damn boobs.

*watching red jumping*

... er... yes... red


My rules has always been "I will not date a man with larger breasts than me".

Of course that's pretty much the entire population of men. I hope! :eek:

Did I read this wrong?

Do you hope the entire population of men have bigger boobs than you? :eek:

Your answer is probably better than mine.

:: teacher points at Red::

Yes Red, give us your answer.

This is starting to sound like a dirty johnny joke. :eek:

Well, it all starts when a men and a women hug really really tight and then the man does something to the women that's icky she gets a baby... and pokes it or something... and erm,well,that's what johnny said.

Your answer is probably better than mine.

:: teacher points at Red::

Yes Red, give us your answer.

This is starting to sound like a dirty johnny joke. :eek:

Johnny went to Church. They had a real fire and brimstone guest preacher. While skipping Sunday School with little Tommy, Tommy asked Johnny "What do you think about all this Satan business?"

Johnnie thought for a minute and sagely replied, "You know how that Santa Claus thing turned out... It's probably your Dad."

I don't know any clean little johnny jokes... I don't know any clean jokes period!

i dont know any clean little johnny jokes....i dont know any clean jokes period!

That's as close as I've ever found.

Red, I googled them. Nothing I can post here. :(

I can tell the bear joke. Sorry bear. ;)

Q: How do you catch a bear?

A: You dig a deep hole, fill it with ashes, and surround it with peas.

When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole. :)

Red, I googled them. Nothing I can post here.

I found another one.

When he did go to Sunday School, they studied how Eve came from Adam's rib. He didn't believe it, but he could use it.

The next morning when Mom woke him up, he told her, " Mommy, I can't go to school today. My side hurts really bad. I think I'm about to have a wife."

There's two muffins in the oven.

One says "Man! Its burning up in here!"

The other one says "Hey look! A talking Muffin!!!"


Bloody sad.

Red, I googled them. Nothing I can post here. :(

I can tell the bear joke. Sorry bear. ;)

Q: How do you catch a bear?

A: You dig a deep hole, fill it with ashes, and and surround it with peas.

When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the ash hole. :)

Horrified :eek:

Alternatly if you compliment this one and be really nice to him then you've got him for good :D

Two peanuts were walking down the street,















One was asalted.(assaulted,a salted... get it... HEHE)... :(, I know, old old old)

Or the two people talking about the new restaurant that just opened on the moon, guy says,"Yeah,great food but no atmosphere.." Ba dum dum...

I'm having my last smoke of the day...

God I love smoking,I should'nt but I do.

Or the two people talking about the new restaurant that just opened on the moon,,guy says,"Yeah,great food but no atmosphere.." Ba dum dum...

That one got a laugh!:)

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kind of ticked off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother.
He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and suchlike."
The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadra-capokus! You're green!"
The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his package, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!"
To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do johnsons. You will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.
There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me from a mile off."
She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says:"Bearus-cadabra! You're brown!"
The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries. They remain purple. He says: "My wang is still purple!" She says: "I don't do units, you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."
To this the bear replies: "Well that's just dandy, but how the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"
The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... just follow the yellow prick'd Toad!"

im having my last smoke of the day....

god i love smoking,i should'nt but i do.

Tut tut red,

The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... just follow the yellow prick'd Toad!"

You typed that much just foist THIS on us?

Sad, really.

My rules has always been "I will not date a man with larger breasts than me".

Of course that's pretty much the entire population of men. I hope! :eek:

You'd be shocked at what I saw yesterday.

Dude had at least JJ cups. Seriously.

You typed that much just foist THIS on us?

Sad, really.

Well it originally used a word beginning with d but it got censored :(

Plus it was a copy n paste job, not much effort really :)

well it originally used a word beginning with d but it got censored :(

plus it was a copy n paste job, not much effort really :)

I wouldn't admit to a pun that bad, either.

I wouldn't admit to a pun that bad, either.

I felt left out having no jokes to post,and this came in a recent set of emails, others of which were rude... er :D

What's the longest time you've spent on amhd?

My longest was 10 hours... shocking I know.

One minute shaz was saying goodnight the next she was saying good morning... ten hours had passed...

whats the longest time you've spent on amhd?

my longest was 10 hours...shocking i know.

one minute shaz was saying goodnight the next she was saying good morning...ten hours had passed.....

At one time? Do bathroom breaks count? Depends on how many pretty girls there were to flirt with.

whats the longest time you've spent on amhd?

my longest was 10 hours...shocking i know.

one minute shaz was saying goodnight the next she was saying good morning...ten hours had passed.....

I've had nights like those, but you were the one saying Goodnight and Good morning. :)

Where does the time go,if no one is one the boards or the threads are quite I just potter away in old threads...

The old member discussion threads keep me entertained for hours...

YouTube - Mumford & Sons - The Cave (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KkUeRPjc-Y&feature=related)

Any in particular red?

whats the longest time you've spent on amhd?

my longest was 10 hours...shocking i know.

one minute shaz was saying goodnight the next she was saying good morning...ten hours had passed.....

Longest I think is close to 14 hours

Yeah I know :(

Hey guys. How was every one's week end? I think the longest I have spent would be around 10 hours. Long.

Wasn't very good to be honest bella, you can kind of guess why, hope yours was a lot better.

Only downside of working so far, I can't take a few days for some self destruction :(

So, there's this yellow toad wandering around in the forest kinda ticked off because he doesn't want to be yellow. Life would be easier if he were green like the other toads.. He'd sure be less visible to predators for one thing. Anyway... this yellow toad bumps into a fairy godmother.
He begs her: "Fairy godmother, please make me green like the other toads. I am tired of being so visible to predators and suchlike."
The fairy godmother whips out her magic wand and says, "Toadra-capokus! You're green!"
The toad looks down and sees that he is green except for his package, which is still yellow. He says to the fairy godmother: "Wait a minute! My pecker's still yellow!"
To this the fairy godmother replies: "I don't do johnsons. You will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that." The toad thanks her and hops off on his way.
There is a purple bear wandering about the very same woods. As luck would have it, he also encounters the very same fairy godmother. He implores her: "Fairy godmother, please make me brown like all the other bears. None of the lady bears want to be seen with me on account that the hunters can spot me from a mile off."
She, being a nice fairy godmother, takes out her magic wand and says:"Bearus-cadabra! You're brown!"
The bear looks down and sees that he is, in fact, brown with the exception of the ole twig and berries. They remain purple. He says: "My wang is still purple!" She says: "I don't do units, you will have to go see The Wizard of Oz for that."
To this the bear replies: "Well that's just dandy, but how the hell do I find The Wizard of Oz?"
The fairy godmother answers: "That's easy... just follow the yellow prick'd Toad!"

That made me laugh. I tried to share it with a friend, but the messenger butchered it and sent the last part in the middle, for some reason.

longest i think is close to 14 hours

yeah i know :(

Mine's probably closer to 24, but I was also doing other stuff. Watching videos, reading stories, finding things to entertain myself.

that made me laugh. i tried to share it with a friend, but the messenger butchered it and sent the last part in the middle, for some reason.

Sorry to hear that heath :(

Nothing worse than a good joke butchered :(

mine's probably closer to 24, but i was also doing other stuff. watching videos, reading stories, finding things to entertain myself.

Ahhh the other stuff, those little breaks during the day before getting back to AMHD :)

Sorry, ill stop replying to everything now :(

About time I buggered off anyhoo

Night all

Oh Bear, I'm sorry to hear about your week end. I know you're feeling pretty down :( :( I hope you start feeling better soon. {{hugs}}

ahhh the other stuff, those little breaks during the day before getting back to AMHD :)

Breaks? no. I take breaks from the other stuff to come back here. I have several pages that are permanently open, and this is one of them. I check back here more often then I check myspace, Facebook, or either of my emails.

I'm not telling about my longest stint on AMHD. I just remember my hubby bringing me a coffee, telling me the kids are at school and wouldn't I like to sleep for a while?

He just doesn't get it. ;)

Can someone PLEASE help me beat some sense into this twit? Apparently, no matter HOW many times I tell her to take her cat to the vet, it won't sink in.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/cats/cat-labor-491259-2.html

can someone PLEASE help me beat some sense into this twit? apparently, no matter HOW many times i tell her to take her cat to the vet, it won't sink in.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/cats/cat-labor-491259-2.html

Done. Let the reddies rain down. ;)

I'm pretty sure all of my posts, but the first one, told her to take the poor animal to the vet. I mean, seriously, she bled for two days, and enough to leave a large spot behind on at least one occasion. Instead of taking her to the vet after finding the puddle of blood, she locked her in the BATHROOM so the furniture wouldn't get stained. Bleeding prior to labor happens, but not for two days and not enough to leave a stain that big.

I want to smack people.

I'm pretty sure all of my posts, but the first one, told her to take the poor animal to the vet. i mean, seriously, she bled for two days, and enough to leave a large spot behind on at least one occasion. instead of taking her to the vet after finding the puddle of blood, she locked her in the BATHROOM so the furniture wouldn't get stained. bleeding prior to labor happens, but not for two days and not enough to leave a stain that big.

i want to smack people.

Heath, if I smacked someone every time they ticked me off, that's all I'd be doing all day long. ;)

Deep breath. Inhale... exhale... inhale... exhale... where's Bear? Shouldn't he be here staring at your breasts as you inhale and exhale? ;)

Feel better? Make you laugh? No? Well come bang your head up against a rock on my riddle thread. :)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/games/riddle-you-491817.html

I'm pretty sure all of my posts, but the first one, told her to take the poor animal to the vet. i mean, seriously, she bled for two days, and enough to leave a large spot behind on at least one occasion. instead of taking her to the vet after finding the puddle of blood, she locked her in the BATHROOM so the furniture wouldn't get stained. bleeding prior to labor happens, but not for two days and not enough to leave a stain that big.

i want to smack people.

I am afraid to ask how he/she knows the cat stopped bleeding. :(

I am afraid to ask how he/she knows the cat stopped bleeding. :(

Sometimes we're better off not knowing.

I have nightmares about what we'd find out if everyone came back to update us on their animals.

Not knowing is sometimes a good thing. Ignorance is bliss in this situation. :(

K I might have been a bit harsh, but this made my skin crawl.

I feel SO bad for this cat. :(

At this point, I don't think there's such a thing as being too harsh.

They're not entirely sure when this cat got pregnant, which means they allowed an unfixed female around unfixed males on at least several occasions, if they tried to prevent it at all. They have done NO research into feline pregnancy and labor, and obviously have no experience with animal birthings. They noticed her bleeding TWO DAYS before posting here, and saw nothing wrong with that. Even after being told several times they they should at least call and TALK to a vet, they have shown absolutely no inclination to do so.

Out of ALL of that, the only response amounts to, 'well, she's still pregnant, so I guess I'll sit on my butt and wait to see if she either gives birth or dies.'