That is ridiculous

at this point, i don't think there's such a thing as being too harsh.

they're not entirely sure when this cat got pregnant, which means they allowed an unfixed female around unfixed males on at least several occasions, if they tried to prevent it at all. they have done NO research into feline pregnancy and labor, and obviously have no experience with animal birthings. they noticed her bleeding TWO DAYS before posting here, and saw nothing wrong with that. even after being told several times they they should at least call and TALK to a vet, they have shown absolutely no inclination to do so.

out of ALL of that, the only response amounts to, 'well, she's still pregnant, so i guess i'll sit on my butt and wait to see if she either gives birth or dies.'



I hate people like that. Grr. I wish there was a throwing up emoticon.

I hate people like that. Grr. I wish there was a throwing up emoticon.

32151

Here you go Bella.

Perfect!

In spite of the horrible cat lady, I had a wonderful day. Anyone want to hear about it?

I need a new mouse!

Stupid dumb not working sticking to everything supposed to be the best infrared ball thingamobby piece of crap! :(

:: breathes deeply::

I feel better. :)

:: smashes mouse against wall::

I feel much better. :)

I need a new mouse!

Stupid dumb not working sticking to everything supposed to be the best infrared ball thingamobby piece of crap! :(

:: breathes deeply::

I feel better. :)

:: smashes mouse against wall::

I feel much better. :)

Did it squeak?
Your mouse?

Tell us about your day Emop.

Tell us about your day Emop.

WELL I got to see my boyfriend today, we walked down his yard, through fields, to a lake, through woods, and just chatted and enjoyed being together. Then we went to the state park and rock climbed and hiked, swam in a lake, kissed under a waterfall, it was great. Then when we got back to his house, his family invited me to stay to watch a movie. His dad's side of the family adores me =) it was great. Except I couldn't watch the movie, lately I've had such a weak stomach! (and normally I can watch the goriest and most horrific movies without a blink). It was sooo fun, nature, nature, and a movie =)

Emop - That sounds like a really great day.

Emop - That sounds like a really great day.

it was! Other than his dad teasing me for needing to use the restroom so often haha

It was wonderful =)

Sounds wonderful! :) and romantic.

I swear I have a bladder the size of a kidney bean.

I need a new mouse!

Stupid dumb not working sticking to everything supposed to be the best infrared ball thingamobby piece of crap! :(

:: breathes deeply::

I feel better. :)

:: smashes mouse against wall::

I feel much better. :)

If it has a ball, then just unscrew the little cover thingy and clean the ball with rubbing alcohol. Do the same thing to the little roller rod things underneath the ball, inside the mouse.

If it has a laser, then wipe the bottom with alcohol swabs and make sure your mousepad is clean. The laser mouses will jump, jerk, and stick if there's gunk on your mousepad.

Sounds wonderful! :) and romantic.

It was
Haha but his step sister kept yelling hand check.
O well.

It was so perfect I'm still walking on air

K, so I'll bite, any particular reason you are frequenting the ladies room a little more often and your feeling extra squeamish?

if it has a ball, then just unscrew the little cover thingy and clean the ball with rubbing alcohol. do the same thing to the little roller rod things underneath the ball, inside the mouse.

if it has a laser, then wipe the bottom with alcohol swabs and make sure your mousepad is clean. the laser mouses will jump, jerk, and stick if there's gunk on your mousepad.

Did that a while back.

R thinks it's the finish on the ball, it's rubbed off.

It's a few years old, so that's possible.

The laser works, it's the ball, it sticks. It doesn't glide like it used to.

I guess everything ages. :(

I hope I can find a similar one. I hate switching mouses, mice, mouse? What the heck do use for the plural of a computer mouse? :confused:

Meeces.

K, so I'll bite

Not the hand! Not the hand!

Bad Bella. Go to my room! :p

Did KP get into my head? Out KP! Out!

Ya, I'm in a strange mood. Sorry guys. :o

Where is KP? Haven't seen him around in a while. Hmm okay thinking of something with a sexual innuendo...

Ummm... help?

meeces.

Ah memories.

That's what my mom called them the first time she tried to pluralize the word mouse.

Cut her some slack, the woman was a foreigner. ;)

She also said meese for moose, because geese is the plural of goose.

Her logic made sense. It was just wrong. ;)

Where is KP? Haven't seen him around in a while. Hmm okay thinking of something with a sexual innuendo...

ummm... help?

How about;

KP, come... back. :)

I need some sugar. :o

OoOO got one:
Hey KP!!

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Do you want to go upstairs and talk?

Ah memories.

That's what my mom called them the first time she tried to pluralize the word mouse.

Cut her some slack, the woman was a foreigner. ;)

She also said meese for moose, because geese is the plural of goose.

Her logic made sense. It was just wrong. ;)

My grandfather used to call them meeses. Always made me laugh. He used to call soya sauce pigeon blood, and probably right up until I was 10 or 11 I believed that it really was.

All right folks. Time for bed.

Night all :)

OoOO got one:
Hey KP!!!

Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.

Haha. I have to remember that one.

Good night.

Sorry guys. My kids came downstairs, turned on the TV, and for some reason the DVD player came on and it was home movies.

I couldn't resist. Movies of Jared when he was 2, movies of me when I was 26.

Ah, the good old days.

I was so young! :(

Sorry guys. My kids came downstairs, turned on the tv, and for some reason the DVD player came on and it was home movies.

I couldn't resist. Movies of Jared when he was 2, movies of me when I was 26.

Ah, the good old days.

I was so young! :(

I read 'home movies' and my first thought was, 'uh-oh, wonder how she explained THAT one to the kids.'

i read 'home movies' and my first thought was, 'uh-oh, wonder how she explained THAT one to the kids.'

LMAO!

Funny story.

When we got married my Uncle videotaped it. When we got the videotape R did his magic, added some pictures to music, made it a really nice tape. Back then (I can't believe I just said that) it was a big deal.

Anyway, my friends all saw it, loved it, and made me promise that when they got married R would do the videotape.

Well 4 months after we married, my friend did. I was one of her bridesmaids and the only one out of our friends that had a house at the time, so I threw the bridal shower.

Many people I didn't know showed up. We had snacks, cake, played games, the usual. Then my friend mentioned the videotape, how great it was. Of course after that, everyone wanted to see it. Only problem, it wasn't labeled.

So I start popping in every video without a label into the VCR (yes, VCR, no DVD back then). Push video in, hit play, not it, remove, insert new video, hit play, not it, remove, and so on and so forth. Well around half way through the dozens of unlabeled video tapes I slide one in, hit play, and much to my surprise, it's a porn video.

I'm shocked. Not shocked that we have porn, but shocked that the video is playing in front of over 20 people, most of whom I don't know, but will meet again at the wedding!

I hit stop as fast as I can, hoping no one saw what was on the tape. No such luck.

One of the ladies says "Was that the honeymoon video?" :p

At the wedding I was known as "the lady with the porn".

Thanks R. :(

Doesn't sound fun :(

Who didn't label the video?

(Yes, I too had only VCRs then... I still have a VCR player, used it a bunch of times to play/record movies/tv shows/etc)

That's way too funny.

Oh I so needed a little respite in the castle.

Every thread I visited recently has been about someone being hurt by someone else behaving like a jerk, from someone worried about child abuse to people damaged by the past. I know it's what happens but sometimes the sheer volume of hurting on here is a bit discouraging.

So nice to hang out with some healthy exchange as a balancer - even if I have wiled away the best part of an hour catching up. Still after reading about the 10 hour stints some of you have had I don't feel too bad lol.

I was going to hide away in the dungeon to recuperate but the postman just delivered me some new baking ingredients so I'm going to get busy in the kitchen. I ordered some lacuma to try adding to my raw chocolate recipes as I need something nice and creamy but dairy-free. We are going to friends for dinner and the wife cannot have any dairy which means no chocolate usually so I'm whipping up some special chocs as a gift to take.

The supplier even sent me some extra free goodies which was a nice surprise.

So the castle spook will be rattling around in the kitchen for a while. I'll try not to make too much mess or scare anybody. I'm a friendly kind of spook, honest.

Whooooooooo, whip, beat, moaaaaaaaan, melt,pour, wail.. chain-rattling.

Mmmm, not sure I'm the most convincing spook lol.

LMAO!

At the wedding I was known as "the lady with the porn".

Thanks R. :(

I had a teacher in high school that stressed the importance of pre-screening videos. When she was student teacher her host teacher had her put in a movie for the students to watch while he graded papers. She put the movie in, then went into his office to help him with the grading. About 20 minutes later, he went in to check on them.

The movie he had given her to put in showed a rather informative view of his and his wife's 'extra-curricular' activities. The vcr had been 'altered' to keep students from messing with it, meaning it could only be operated with the remote, which she had taken into the office with her.

The students were either too embarrassed, or interested, to go tell them what had happened. And, apparently, none of them thought to just turn off the TV.

For about 20 minutes a room full of hormonal teenagers got an in-depth techni-color look into their teacher's personal life. To say he was mortified would be an understatement.

Reminds me of that python sketch from the meaning of life :D

The meaning of life is the only one I haven't seen. I've just never found it.

Good Morning everybody. Thanks for all the support. I am doing better but have my times. I have been surrounded by friends the whole time and Have been at his moms house every day to keep her comforted. His funeral was sad of course but we tried to make it happy. Unlike most funerals you would go to. We listened to his favorite music and stuff that wasn't a downer. One song before the service started we actually started singing and got most of the people to sing with us. It was his favorite song of course. So, we made the most of it and I think he would have liked it.

Hey Adam! I'm glad that things went on smoothly. :)

::hugs::

Thanks Unky

Here is the tattoo I got in memory of my friend. Just thought I would show you for some reason. First tattoo I got.

32161

It's really nice :)

You must have been very very close friends. Well, I guess this is one of the ways through which he'll continue to live :)

Yes Unky, we were like brothers. He was a great guy and I wanted to have something.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/young-possible-pregnancy-help-have-no-one-turn-too-492045.html

Anyone around for a bit of help on this one.

Oh gosh... what I situation...

Why do they get drunk and naked and allow this to happen? :mad:

I feel horrible for this girl

No sympathy

no sympathy
Maybe I'm just a bleeding heart, sigh.

I feel for the girl because when I was little, my cousin forced me to do stuff

I am kind of with Bear here. But I do feel for her. Except she won't answer my questions which makes me wonder...

That's totally different emop

I feel bad that she may have to learn this lesson the hard way, but hey, she's 15, she probably thinks she knows everything. Hopefully this lesson will be learned without a baby as a constant reminder.

She should stay sober and keep her legs crossed. That's my opinion.

maybe I'm just a bleeding heart, sigh.

I feel for the girl because when I was little, my cousin forced me to do stuff

Emop, I was molested by my teen cousin from the time I was 5. This is totally different.

These are two kids, both the same age, happen to be related, got drunk, got stupid, had sex, or if she's to be believed, they just "did stuff".

They're both equally guilty.

At 15 she was the one who decided to drink, but what concerns me is has he done this before, and are there other family members at risk of getting this done.

So helloooo

Quick q to the ladies.

I'm buying new sheets. Yes, it seems absurd to even ask for advice on this topic. I've always had black satin sheets. I like satin. It's soft, it keeps me cool at night, and it looks really nice. The girlfriend is somewhat opposed to this idea. When I asked her about it, she said, "It's a girl thing."

I've googled, "What does black satin sheets mean?" but I got nothing. Did I miss an issue of Cosmo because it got lost in the mail?

It may be because of the "player" connotation.

Black sheets are sexy, mood striking, something a single guy uses to lure the ladies into the sack.

When you're in a relationship, black satin sheets are no longer okay. Buy cotton, preferably something with little flowers all over it. That says "I'm not planning on bringing anyone else into this bed, heck, I barely want to sleep in it". :)

Haha skip the little flowers and go for 300 count or higher cotton sheets. Solid colors are fine, but remember darker colors aren't forgiving when it comes to umm well... you know... Try to stay away from black.

Satin sheets definitely sends out player vibes. I've never enjoyed satin especially in the summer months. Now silk sheets, that's where the money is! :D

As alty said, go with cotton. Since I'd rather sleep on the floor than have floral bedding, I would suggest a plain color or stripes. Something simple and functional.

... player... connotation?

... I DID miss that issue of cosmo.

I may switch to cotton when I'm... older, but for now... I think I'm going to stick to black satin. Sleeping is one of the very few activities in life I have left that I enjoy...

800 thread count. Black satin sheets. Done.

...player...connotation?

...I DID miss that issue of cosmo.

I may switch to cotton when I'm...older, but for now...I think I'm going to stick to black satin. Sleeping is one of the very few activities in life I have left that I enjoy...

800 thread count. Black satin sheets. Done.

Just stay away from the camo.. back away and don't go near it. Get cotton for reguler times and get flannel sheets for winter. Trust me on that one. She will love you too for it.

Haha, camo?! I wouldn't go near camo if my life depended on it. I'm currently submerged in a camo/overall culture. For a city boy like me, it's bizarre.

Where I'm headed, there is no winter... it's 90 degrees year-round. I may keep a spare set of cotton...

Is it the black or the satin that she is opposed to? Maybe just a different color... and not red. :D

as alty said, go with cotton. since I'd rather sleep on the floor than have floral bedding, i would suggest a plain color or stripes. something simple and functional.


Kind of like what I said? :confused:
:D

What's wrong with red?

whats wrong with red?

Same as black - too sexy and gives off the wrong vibe. A sensual color like champagne would work better to impress a girl.

Same as black - too sexy and give off the wrong vibe. A sensual color like champagne would work better to impress a girl.

I don't even use sheets haha!

Same as black - too sexy and give off the wrong vibe. A sensual color like champagne would work better to impress a girl.

But I like my red sheets :(

but i like my red sheets :(

Oops. :o Are they satin?

Oops. :o Are they satin?no... does that ern me some points back?

What does no sheets say?

what does no sheets say?


Ghetto.

no..........does that ern me some points back?

Yes. :) All girls have different thoughts anyway. Some wouldn't mind black or red satin sheets. Some would.

Emop - no sheets? Are we talking a bare mattress?

Yes. :) All girls have different thoughts anyway. Some wouldn't mind black or red satin sheets. Some would.

Emop - no sheets? Are we talking a bare mattress?

Does a double bed give me bonus points as well?

does a double bed give me bonus points aswell?


No, but a queen will. Well I guess a double bed is better than a single, so you get 1/2 a point with that one.

what does no sheets say?

Ghetto.

I think I may love you a little bit ^_^

Reet, new plan

If anyone sees me hanging around over the next week, please tell me to piss off.

Cheers

Yes. :) All girls have different thoughts anyway. Some wouldn't mind black or red satin sheets. Some would.

Emop - no sheets? Are we talking a bare mattress?

Bare mattress, I cover it with a blanket

What if the bare mattress also has blood stains and knife holes? Lol then super ghetto?

what if the bare mattress also has blood stains and knife holes? lol then super ghetto?

Only when it starts looking like a roach motel ;)

Only when it starts looking like a roach motel ;)

Yuck! None of that in my bed

Get in line in an orderly queue.

http://www.fun-4-all.co.uk/images/ADULT-BOUNCY-CASTLE.JPG

Can I go to the dungeon and start playing with the equipment ? And, who will be there to play too. They have to have a good sense of adventure and purpose, maybe a special purpose would be nice.

I'm coming too! I have a purpose, not sure if it's special or what it is, but I have one!! :D

what if the bare mattress also has blood stains and knife holes? lol then super ghetto?

I think they call that budget ghetto. :p

Haha, budget ghetto.

Well, I did it. We're not married, it's my bed! I got the black satin. BWA HAHAHA

I think they call that budget ghetto. :p

Haha, I call it mine

Is there really knife holes and blood stains?

Is there really knife holes and blood stains??
Yeah, from the last time I was raped and from a few suicide attempts
The knife holes were I went crazy on my bed instead of myself while I could control myself

Wow. That's effed up.

wow. that's effed up.

Eh, life goes on right

yeah, from the last time I was raped and from a few suicide attempts
the knife holes were I went crazy on my bed instead of myself while I could control myself

Hell, stab the mattress, the walls, a teddy bear, slash your clothes to ribbons. It's all better than using the knife on yourself.

When you move out and start your own life, get a new mattress. It's amazing how getting rid of something with so many bad memories can make a HUGE difference when you're starting over.

Hey kids.

I see we're still talking about sheets.

Sneezy, what did you start?

yeah, from the last time I was raped and from a few suicide attempts
the knife holes were I went crazy on my bed instead of myself while I could control myself

Too much information

too much information

Where's the agree button! I want my agree button!

hell, stab the mattress, the walls, a teddy bear, slash your clothes to ribbons. it's all better than using the knife on yourself.

when you move out and start your own life, get a new mattress. it's amazing how getting rid of something with so many bad memories can make a HUGE difference when you're starting over.

Thanks for the advice Heath

Hey kids.

I see we're still talking about sheets.

Sneezy, what did you start?

I did nothing. I claim responsibility for nothing.

Shall we move on to the next topic of conversation?

... umm... I just discovered that Ms. Alty here stinks at picking out gifts for 20-somethings. There. I said it.

I did nothing. I claim responsibility for nothing.

Shall we move on to the next topic of conversation?

...umm...I just discovered that Ms. Alty here stinks at picking out gifts for 20-somethings. There. I said it.

No way!

Whatsherface just isn't cool! That's all.

The purse holdy thingy is all the rage. Besides, you said you wanted something shiny, and it's shiny!

It's better then the jewelry you picked out. The jewelry that my 7 year old thought was uber cool. Ya, for a 7 year old! :rolleyes:

too much information

Agree.

I just made home made donuts. Some have maple butter and brown sugar, some have chocolate chips and some have confectioners sugar. And they are DELICIOUS.

Do you agree with me too Bella?

Tell me, as a young, hip, 20 something gal, wouldn't this be appropriate for a 6 month anniversary?

32185

It's a purse holder. You put the heart part on the table, and the purse on the loop, and it keeps your purse safe and off the floor.

It's all the rage where I am, but apparently the kids in the US aren't as hip as this 39 year old chick. :)

I just made home made donuts. Some have maple butter and brown sugar, some have chocolate chips and some have confectioners sugar. And they are DELICIOUS.

Reaching for a donut.

Ouch!

Stupid monitor! :(

OooOO do you know how many germs that purse will not be encountering! I would love one of those. It's so pretty.

Do you agree with me too Bella?

Tell me, as a young, hip, 20 something gal, wouldn't this be appropriate for a 6 month anniversary?

32185

It's a purse holder. You put the heart part on the table, and the purse on the loop, and it keeps your purse safe and off the floor.

It's all the rage where I am, but apparently the kids in the US aren't as hip as this 39 year old chick. :)

I've never even heard of one. But it's so pretty, I could've used one in school to keep my bag off the ground

Ha!

I knew it!

Sneezy, I win! I win! Now bow down before me and kiss my feet.

:: dancing the dance of joy::

I win, I win, I win and Sneezy looses.

Victory is bitter sweet.

Now, Bella, pass me one of those donuts. :)

OooOO do you know how many germs that purse will not be encountering!! I would love one of those. It's so pretty.

OooOO Look! A doggie!


sparkly

I've never even heard of one. but it's so pretty, I could've used one in school to keep my bag off the ground

There are tons of different kinds. Some have bling, others have sayings. There are so many different styles.

Truthfully, they were around in my mother-in-laws day, but they've recently made a comeback. Why wouldn't they? They're a great idea. :)

Just Google "purse holder" and you'll find tons. :)

OooOO Look! a doggie!


sparkly

Cats, do men like sparkly things?

Are they like monkey's? ;)

I had to say that, just for Sneezy. :)

Which kind of donut would you like Alty? I really am digging the maple butter and brown sugar ones. Soooo good.

My mom sent me this e mail about how you put your purse on the floor, on the floor in a public bathroom stall, it gets dragged around, and than you put it on the kitchen counter. Ewww.

I like all things sparkly!

There are tons of different kinds. Some have bling, others have sayings. There are so many different styles.

Truthfully, they were around in my mother-in-laws day, but they've recently made a comeback. Why wouldn't they? They're a great idea. :)

Just google "purse holder" and you'll find tons. :)

Interesting, I've never heard of tem prior

I'll take one of each donut Bella. I'm not picky, as long as it's sweet, and free. :)

Ya, the floors of anywhere you go, just gross. As a future doctor I would think that Sneezy would appreciate the suggestion of a purse holder. It's sparkly, pretty, and it will save his girlfriend from any nasty infections and diseases that may be clinging to her purse because he's too darn stubborn to buy her a purse holder.

Men! Try to help them, and they just don't get it.

Cats, do men like sparkly things?

Are they like monkey's? ;)

Depends

32187

Or this

32188

Yes

Depends

32187

or this

32188

Yes

And I repeat...

Men! :rolleyes:

Le sigh. Oh Cats at least you're a gentle man! :)

Sneezy, your girl friend will be so pissed if you don't get her that.

le sigh. Oh Cats at least your a gentle man! :)

Sneezy, your girl friend will be so pissed if you don't get her that.

You're in my will. You get everything. :D

I talked to him for hours about this, and he didn't believe me. He wants to get her something for their 6 month anniversary. He was looking at jewelry, over $200.

I told him never to start with something like that, because then you have to top it. Start small and you have nowhere to go but up.

One would think that when wondering about girls, what to buy them, how they think, a boy would listen to... a girl! :rolleyes:

Oh do NOT go over $200, that's WAY too high of a starting point. No, under $100 for sure.

Why something for a 6 month anniversary? Why not wait for the one year? Take her out for dinner, but her some flowers or the purse holder, and it's a done deal! You are setting very high expectations for this girl of yours Sneezy!

Oh do NOT go over $200, that's WAY too high of a starting point. No, under $100 for sure.

Why something for a 6 month anniversary? Why not wait for the one year?? Take her out for dinner, but her some flowers or the purse holder, and it's a done deal! You are setting very high expectations for this girl of yours Sneezy!

Apparently celebrating the 6 month anniversary is the new thing. Maybe because most people don't get to a year, and they want gifts. ;)

LOL. Yea must be the newest relationship craze. Wow, I feel so old. Lol

LOL. Yea must be the newest relationship craze. Wow, I feel so old. lol

Tell you what Bella. When we get to our 6 month anniversary, I'll buy you a purse holder. :)

Love the purse holder... reminds me of the Christmas stocking hangers.
Doubt it would hold my purse though; way too much stuff in it. Is there a weight limit? Do they make an industrial size?. :)

I agree Sneezy, don't spend over $200 for a sixth month anniversary. You have to be able to work up to the higher ticket priced items.

OoOO and I'll buy you a glowing bra!

http://trendsupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/seducing_her.jpg

I think R will really dig it.

Love the purse holder....reminds me of the Christmas stocking hangers.
Doubt it would hold my purse though; way too much stuff in it. Is there a weight limit? Do they make an industrial size?.....:)

I agree Sneezy, don't spend over $200 for a sixth month anniversary. You have to be able to work up to the higher ticket priced items.

I think they're pretty sturdy Doula. I don't know what the weight limit is. Good question, because many lady's carry uber sized purses nowadays, it's the trend. You can fit a small child into some of the purses out there right now. ;)

OoOO and I'll buy you a glowing bra!

http://trendsupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/seducing_her.jpg

I think R will really dig it.

My precious!

I must have it. I must have my precious!

Imagine, campin, middle of the night, bear attack, you must flee the camping area, but you can lead the way because your boobs glow in the dark! :)

My precious!

I must have it. I must have my precious!

Imagine, campin, middle of the night, bear attack, you must flee the camping area, but you can lead the way because your boobs glow in the dark! :)

That;s exactly what I was thinking. Or you could go out in the middle of the night and stand outside your neighbors window.

Do you agree with me too Bella?

Tell me, as a young, hip, 20 something gal, wouldn't this be appropriate for a 6 month anniversary?

32185

It's a purse holder. You put the heart part on the table, and the purse on the loop, and it keeps your purse safe and off the floor.

It's all the rage where I am, but apparently the kids in the US aren't as hip as this 39 year old chick. :)

I've seen a few old ladies use them around here.

Depends

32187

or this

32188

Yes

Yes, please. Can I touch?

Oh goodness, ladies.

Yes, the 6 month thing is a relatively new trend... apparently.

So I... shouldn't huh... odd.

For her birthday, I got her an iPod... so... I... may have already set the standard. She got me a free scuba diving session for my birthday... close to $150... so I'm assuming this is a fair assessment.

Nm

Birthdays are different. This really isn't a monumental date. Ya know what I mean? So... Don't go higher than $100.

Hmm... ok then. I'll start shopping around for... a... less extravagant gift.

What about a nightie?

... oh, I sleep in my boxers, but thank you for offering.

=P

Lol.

OK! I've decided.

I'm going to simply take her on a day-trip to a war-time fort/museum, then take her to dinner. Oooh, and I can make origami roses... so I'll just buy some red construction paper and make a bouquet.

I'll save the spider-monkey-loving-trinkets for the 1 year mark.

Ohh that sounds nice! But a war museum? I would like it, but most girls wouldn't. Is she into that kind of stuff?

Apparently celebrating the 6 month anniversary is the new thing. Maybe because most people don't get to a year, and they want gifts. ;)

I've never celebrated an anniversary. The only relationship that lasted long enough to even think about it, was with a jahovah's witness. I LOVE giving gifts and celebrating things, so it was awkward trying to figure out how to handle the 1 year/valentine's day thing with someone who's religion doesn't allow for celebrating dates or giving gifts.

Plus, there was the added awkwardness that I had decided to end it as soon as the play we were both in was over. I didn't want to deal with having to spend several hours a day with him right after a break-up. It would have been a completely new level of awkward for us and the rest of the cast.

Ohh that sounds nice! But a war museum? I would like it, but most girls wouldn't. Is she into that kind of stuff?

She's into history. I would have taken her to the wildlife reserve, or take her snorkeling to see the underwater relics, but she's not a huge fan of the outdoor stuff, nor is she a strong swimmer... I have a little bit of time. I'll keep coming up with new ideas.

I still think it's a good idea especially if she is into history.

Alty, I think I may have solved your house fly problem. I just made myself a cup of chamomile tea, and went to take a sip and a friggen fly flew in it. Put it down and another one flew in!

But Bella, I don't want to drink Chamomile tea with flies in it. :(

Sneezy, I love the museum and dinner idea with your orgasm roses, I mean orgami. ;)

Heath, JW's are hard to shop for, good move breaking it off before it got to that point. :)

I heard of a way to get rid of houseflies...

Apparently, if you get a zip lock bag, fill it halfway with water, seal it, and hang it by your door, the flies will avoid it.

Something to do with their vision; if they sense movement, they will avoid it at all costs, and if you place water in a plastic bag, and as it moves, it will create an image of movement.

I have yet to try it, but it's all the rage here in boonville.

Speaking of gifts, have you guys clicked on the advertisement to the right side of this thread?

I thought, "Cool bracelet..."

And clicked on it.

Check out the price

TeNo Steel & Leather Braided Bracelet w/Snakewood Clasp (http://teno.com/testlebrbrwc.html?gclid=CJ3N04iljaMCFQFknAodCyMzUw )

... DUDE! IT'S LEATHER!!

Boonvile. LMAO!

You're such a city boy.

I'm still thinking about your orgami roses. If a guy took the time to fold paper for me, I'd swoon. Just saying. ;)

Speaking of gifts, have you guys clicked on the advertisement to the right side of this thread?

I thought, "Cool bracelet..."

and clicked on it.

Check out the price

TeNo Steel & Leather Braided Bracelet w/Snakewood Clasp (http://teno.com/testlebrbrwc.html?gclid=CJ3N04iljaMCFQFknAodCyMzUw )

...DUDE! IT'S LEATHER!!!

I like it. It looks like a whip made into a bracelet. Can't go wrong with that.

I think we all see different adds. For the past day or so, the ad that shows up for me is one of a necklace with a tiara pendant. Thanks Sneezy! :(

... It DOES look cool... but $175 for a leather bracelet?! PSHHH

Oooh, want to see the roses I make?

Ooh, the ad changed.

Now it's;

32190

...It DOES look cool...but $175 for a leather bracelet?!? PSHHH

Oooh, wanna see the roses I make?

Sure. Post a pic. I want to see these orgasmic roses. :)

Oooh... I do see that..

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs095.ash2/38104_415971672347_504967347_4467034_6408669_n.jpg

That's a cool bracelet. I have heard of that water bag trick. Apparently it's supposed to work with fruit flies too.

My add is this glass candle thing, it looks cool but I think under further inspection it may have some sort of religious saying. I'd say that would be thanks to Hheath. :0

Ooo I like those roses sneezy. I;m with Alty here, if someone took the time to fold me 12 orgasmic roses, I'd swoon.

You that's the candle add I have too.

Love the roses. They're very pretty, and the nice thing about them, they don't die. Unless the sprinkler system goes off, then it's all bad. :)

Let's see if we can make the ad change again.

Sex! Sex! Sex! Come one, post something about sex! :)

Umm...

Tuna fish!

Speedo, speedo, speedo!

Wth?

What does this have to do with sex?

32191

Who said tuna?

Maybe that's why we got a skin lightening ad.

Oh Hay-Zuess, get that thing out of here! I have one for some build your own kingdom.

... I got... a New York ad.

... IS IT WATCHING ME?!

Oh Hay-Zuess, get that thing out of here! I have one for some build your own kingdom.

The kingdom ad is on the first page for me. Must have something to do with it being a castle thread. ;)

Did you notice that there are now ads for home earache remedies in J's thread, because we were talking about Kits grandson having an earache.

They're watching us! They see everything! :eek:

Alty afraid.

...I got...a new york ad.

...IS IT WATCHING ME?!?!?

Yes, it's watching you! It's watching all of us! It's reading our... dare I say it... I'm afraid to say it... ahhhh... it's reading our... shhh... posts! :eek: :eek:

... now it's talking about insurance... and it has a picture of a car wreck.

... It knows my life!!

The kingdom building ad is enticing.

No more bullies.
No need to farm.
Improved graphics.
More fun! Free forever!
Play now!

There's a button that says "play now"

I must push the button. The computer is telling me to push the button. Must... push... pretty... button!

...now it's talking about insurance...and it has a picture of a car wreck.

...It knows my life!!!

I don't see that ad.

It's reading your mind!

Quick, put on a tinfoil hat and hide in the closet! They're coming to get us! We must act fast! :eek:

Oh god it's learning!!

Um...

... can someone... get rid of her... from our gene pool?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/do-birth-control-pill-after-having-sex-492552.html

OK thanks bye.

oh god it's learning!!!

Nooooo!!

But that was just a movie!

Computers can't think. They can't learn. They can't... Ahhhhhh! My monitor just blacked out! My mouse is stuck. It froze!

It's listening! :eek:

Sneezy, hold me, I'm afraid.

Since you're up, can you grab me a beer? Thanks binky. :)

I've been tempted to play that kingdom game. I hate the stupid ad though.

Since you're up, can you grab me a beer? Thanks binky. :)

D... did... did you... did you just call me binky?!

um...

...can someone...get rid of her...from our gene pool?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/teens/do-birth-control-pill-after-having-sex-492552.html

ok thanks bye.

Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat.

Why?

At the age of 15 can you really be that clueless about sex? Did she miss the day the taught this in school? I went to a Catholic school for goodness sake. I remember the day our prissy religion teacher showed us how to put on a condom. That was in 9th grade!

Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat!

D...did...did you...did you just call me binky?!?

Yes.

Why?

No likey?

I've been tempted to play that kingdom game. I hate the stupid ad though.

Push the button!

I dare you to push the button!

Do it! Do it! Do it!

Peer pressure is hard over the internet. :(

V card, I love that.

Yes.

Why?

No likey?

It's... so bizarre. You... are NOT the first person to call me that today... or the second, for that matter.

It's...so bizarre. You...are NOT the first person to call me that today...or the second, for that matter.

Yes, but I say it with love. They say it with contempt. Big difference binky. :)

She has listening devices on all her play things. She called me yesterday that I was taking too long in the shower. I explained that I was just a through cleaner, but she said she didn't buy it.

V card, I love that.

That would be Sneezy's fault.

His hip 24 year old venacular has rubbed off on me. Then he acts all surprised when I say something like V-card, or bomb diggity, or foshizzle.

What can I say, my mind is like a sponge, I soak this shyt up! ;)

Yes, but I say it with love. They say it with contempt. Big difference binky. :)

Not true! They... y'know... kinda sort of like me.

... This is getting WAY too weird for me. I'm getting somewhat bored, and when I get bored, I get destructive, which means I go on fbook to randomly anger people.

Yeah, so... I should go to bed. NIGHT!

Not true! They...y'know...kinda sorta like me.

...This is getting WAY too weird for me. I'm getting somewhat bored, and when I get bored, I get destructive, which means I go on fbook to randomly anger people.

Yeah, so...I should go to bed. NIGHT!

Bored?

We're boring you?

Well fine then! Go to bed! :(

:: pout, pout, pout::

Night Sneezy.

I use V card all the time. I said that AMHD stole my QnA site v-card lol

Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat.

Why?

At the age of 15 can you really be that clueless about sex? Did she miss the day the taught this in school? I went to a Catholic school for goodness sake. I remember the day our prissy religion teacher showed us how to put on a condom. That was in 9th grade!

Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat. Head desk, repeat!

My school taught us if you have sex you will get aids. And in 8th grade we were taught that if we were a homosexual male, we would get aids.

She has listening devices on all her play things. She called me yesterday that I was taking too long in the shower. I explained that I was just a through cleaner, but she said she didn't buy it.

Did I miss a post or am I having an aneurysm? :o

I remember our sex ed teacher with a banana and a condom. And then the pictures of all the STD's. It still gives me nightmares. We were told that if we had unprotected sex we would get STD's.

Did I miss a post or am I having an aneurysm? :o


That was for Sneezy being weirded out about you calling him Binky. But I had a brain fart and couldn't think of any thing clever.

I remember our sex ed teacher with a banana and a condom. And then the pictures of all the STD's. It still gives me nightmares. We were told that if we had unprotected sex we would get STD's.

We were not even told about birthcontrol, condoms, anything. Abstinence only sex ed for one day in health class

Wow, you're like 10 years younger than me, you would think that the sex ed would have improved since than.

Wow, you're like 10 years younger than me, you would think that the sex ed would have improved since than.

We did however have a demonstration that showed us how we were going to get aids. We shook hands with everyone and it represented sex and the spread of aids. At least one girl each year graduates pregnant.

The lighted boobs reminds me of probably the very first dirty joke I ever heard in my life and happened in grade school. It was a Tarzan and Jane Joke. Tarzan asks Jane what''s this and Jane said inlet. Jane asks Tarzan what's that? Taezan replies that it his outlet. Tarzan get's an idea and says "Why don't we stick my outlet into your outlet and turn on the headlights".

I like it. It looks like a whip made into a bracelet. Can't go wrong with that.

I think we all see different adds. For the past day or so, the ad that shows up for me is one of a necklace with a tiara pendant. Thanks Sneezy! :(

I have an allstate ad.

umm....

tuna fish!

And that caused a red lobster ad.

I must say, that if you're girl smells or tastes like tuna, it's time to stop eating.

I've been tempted to play that kingdom game. I hate the stupid ad though.

If it's the one I'm thinking of, it's not as much fun as it looks. I clicked on it because a previous incarnation of the ad had a mostly naked woman on it. No women. Not even a customizable avvie. Not even any action. It's really boring.

It doesn't look fun. But it's really tempting...

She got me a free scuba diving session for my bday...close to $150...


I know the conversation has moved on, but I'm confused by this, how is it a "free" session if it was close to $150??

I know the conversation has moved on, but I'm confused by this, how is it a "free" session if it was close to $150???

Haha, free for me, not for her. It was as "gift card" type deal.

And I love scuba. Sometimes, I pretend I'm Aquaman.

Hi. My name is take on too much.

So yeah I did take on too much.

I've been working a lot lately. You know summer time being the prime time for the club scene anyway it's usually work sleep gym do stuff work. And well my friend had to fire her sitter because well she was a bad sitter and she asked if I could watch him. I agreed thinking it was just today.. boy was I wrong. So Monday Wed Fri I'm watching a baby from 9AM to 5PM. This is kind of hard for me this is my do stuff time-- you know groceries, paying bills, gym... laundry (lol--- get it JERSEY SHORE aha.. I don't watch that show but I know that line). So yeah now I'm watching a baby-- eeps! On Friday someone is dropping off their dog that I'm watching for a while. So in my head I have a baby on my hip, Rachel asking for a cookie (that's her new thing right now) and Camille and the dog fighting (those two don't get along.. they're always chasing eachother) and in the midst of it all I'm trying to make lunch.

Hahaha

Anyway wish me luck.

Right now Rachel is playing with the baby while watching Elmo. They seem to get along... now.

Hello

Haha, free for me, not for her. It was as "gift card" type deal.

And I love scuba. Sometimes, I pretend I'm Aquaman.

Cool... I sometimes pretend to be Wonder Woman, but the kids keep asking me to stop wearing the costume when I pick them up at school... :confused:

Hi. My name is take on too much.

So yeah I did take on too much.

I've been working a lot lately. You know summer time being the prime time for the club scene anyways it's usually work sleep gym do stuff work. And well my friend had to fire her sitter because well she was a bad sitter and she asked if I could watch him. I agreed thinking it was just today.. boy was I wrong. So Monday Wed Fri I'm watching a baby from 9AM to 5PM. this is kinda hard for me this is my do stuff time-- you know groceries, paying bills, gym... laundry (lol--- get it JERSEY SHORE aha.. I don't watch that show but I know that line). So yeah now I'm watching a baby-- eeps! On Friday someone is dropping off their dog that I'm watching for a while. So in my head I have a baby on my hip, Rachel asking for a cookie (that's her new thing right now) and Camille and the dog fighting (those two don't get along.. they're always chasing eachother) and in the midst of it all I'm trying to make lunch.

hahaha

anyways wish me luck.

Right now Rachel is playing with the baby while watching Elmo. They seem to get along... now.

Wondered why your name hadn't shown up for awhile! Good luck! Hope things go smoothly this week for you... :)

Wondered why your name hadn't shown up for awhile! Good luck!! Hope things go smoothly this week for you....:)

Yesss napppttiimmmeeee :p

I think I'm going to go down for one too. :p

Hahaha my neighbor across the road, he's a cutie patootie came over to jump on the trampoline and he told me this funny line "Roses are red, violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Dont be mad I'll be there too, not in a cage but waving at you!"

Haha I love it when kids tell me silly things like that.

That's pretty funny

Muddy, that's comical. I enjoyed it.

Adam! How 'she goin' b'y?

Hey Bella, things are all right, just wishing the week waa over so I can start my vacation.

I'm on permanent vacation. Loving it.

Having a nice cold beer right now. I mowed my lawn (remember it's almost 2 acres), my neighbors lawn, and my dad pulled his back so I mowed his lawn too!

I'm all worn out... must wake up early tomorrow for physics tuition...

Well, those are called holidays... at least, there is no school which takes 8 more hours...

Been trying to learn more about some math tricks, got some, not all. I need to try to get more in my head for the Aussie Math Competition on the 5th of August...

Is it me or the site's been running a little slower for some time now, especially when the ffStyle was introduced?

Okay, bye everyone, I'm off to sleep.

EDIT: Don't pay too much attention to what I said, I'm not thinking quite 'right' now. Okay, Cya all!

See you Unky,

Bella, sounds like a lot of work. Too much work in fact, you just made me tired

Work, I could watch it all day.

Bella, come on over and mow my lawn, my hubby is lazy. ;)

I went to see my shrink, then went to the store. Then almost went into heat stroke on the way home. If the ride was just a few minutes longer, I would have. Collapsed on the floor and almost instantly started sweating again and had five worried kitties looking after me. After a cool shower and a couple popscicles, I'm better.

Now I'm just exhausted. But, I didn't pass out and go into shock, so I'm good. Going to sleep, now.

G'night Hheath, take care of yourself.

Hello all.

Sometimes catching up on here feels rather like:

YouTube - THE TWILIGHT ZONE THEME (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVSRm80WzZk&NR=1)

Hey Q, that's why I don't bother catching up. I just jump right in.

Q, I just read the last page.

If you read back, by the time you catch up, the thread's closed.

It's better just to jump right in, say hi, and talk about whatever's on your mind. :)

All right I'm preparing to be smacked and lectured

I'm getting married next summer

Alright I'm preparing to be smacked and lectured

I'm getting married next summer

It's your life Emop.

You know the statistics on teen marriages as well as we do, so no lecture, not from me any way.

I'll just wish you luck, because you're going to need it.

Alright I'm preparing to be smacked and lectured

I'm getting married next summer

Well at least you said next summer not next week so you have time to see if you still feel that's a good idea by next year. I can understand why you would want to move on to to a new life. Sincerely wish you well whatever you do.


Uggg I have a rotten dose of flu or something. So weak I'm struggling to lift my cuppa! I have such a busy weekend planned, seeing friends then going down to London (4-5 hrs each way) to help our son move house. No fair, I need the 'get better quick fairy'. :(

Tea,QLP,and paracetamol.

Dose yourself up,try and get some sleep.

Lavander on a tissue will help clear your nose.

A little bit of tlc,and your away on a gander.

Not much you can do about the cold but it helps the yuccy feelng.

Hey Red! How are you?

Emop, congrats! Good luck.

*stretch*

*yawn*

... umm... What day is it?

It's always Monday until it's Friday. So with that being said, it's Monday.

*stretch*

*yawn*

...umm...What day is it?

Thursday 2015.


Hey bella,I'm good,getting ready to paint the house,well supervise the painting of the house.

My role is make tea and hum and haw at the wonder of mans ability to use a paint roller.:rolleyes:

Brendan is gun-ho to do it fair play to him.

Oo I love painting. Actually I hate doing it, but I like it being done. Whatcha painting and what color?

Have an open plan lounge and seating area with a large fire place.

Want to paint the walls magnolia,and the wall around the fireplace a cappuccino colour.

I have a painting from a local artist that I want to put over the fire place,I want to pick up the colours in the painting.

Kitchen will be a harvest yellow kind of colour.

I can open the double doors into the kitchen so I want the colours to flow instead of a block of colours that stop and start.

Ill post pictures when its done.

Oh I can't wait for the pics.

Oh did you see the pets obits thread I started?

Nooo!

Throw up a link.

Lets have a gawk.

Gawk away:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/all-our-gone-but-never-forgotton-furry-feathered-scaly-friends-488689.html

Well, I slept for about 12 hours, then woke up with a splitting headache and dry heaved for a few minutes before going back to sleep. I'm all better now.

Not completely sure what sent me spiralling downward that quickly. It wasn't THAT hot out. I've been out and about in hotter weather without hitting the danger zone like that.

Thank the gods I went to church camp as a teen. Otherwise I wouldn't have known the signs and probably would've done something stupid, like jumping into a cold shower, and sent my body into shock. Living by myself and without any friends or family nearby means no one would've worried about me for at least a couple days, and no one would've checked on me for who knows how long. I got to be more careful, or I'm going to die alone in a house full of cats.

Oh dear... maybe you had already been a bit run down or a little dehydrated to start with? Glad you are feeling better now!

Bloody hell heath!

Perhaps you were over tired to start with or your coming down with something.

We would have missed you here and sent out a search party.

Hi everyone!

Crackin emop!

crackin emop!

Umm did I say something wrong?

In all honesty I don't know what that means

Means hello.

Like 'sup' or 'hey'

Lets try again.

Hey emop,how are you?

means hello.

like 'sup' or 'hey'

lets try again.

hey emop,how are you?

O okay!

Hi Red, I'm good. How about you?

Not a bother.

I hear on the grapevine your getting married next year?

'Sup gals? :)

not a bother.

i hear on the grapevine your getting married next year?

Yep, my boyfriend asked my mum's permission to propose to me this fall and marry me in the summer. Of course my mum told me all about it and showed me the ring, it's gorgeous. Would anyone like to see it

Sup unky!

How are you,did you get any rest?

When did you say the big contest was on?

I do wish you well.

Yep, my boyfriend asked my mum's permission to propose to me this fall and marry me in the summer. Of course my mum told me all about it and showed me the ring, it's gorgeous. Would anyone like to see it


Show it off girl!

Post away.

On the 5th of August, a week to go.

Yes, I feel better now, thanks :)

Oh, congrats Emop! I wish you good luck too :)

show it off girl!

post away.

Here is my ring and the place he's proposing

Ill cross my fingers and toes for you.

Make sure you drink plenty of water in the days up too the contest,stay well hydrated.

Remember my mind map plan I had when my daughters were doing their exams.

Your brain remembers colours and pictures,lots of maps around the house for you!

On the 5th of August, a week to go.

Yes, I feel better now, thanks :)

Oh, congrats Emop! I wish you good luck too :)

Thanks Unky!
Hey, that's my mum's birthday

Emop,its beautiful.

How do you know all this?

Its not going to be a surprise now.

Anyway,best of luck and I hope all goes well.

Unky, What are you doing in this contest

Wow, the ring's beautiful, so is the place! You're already lucky ;)

Ok, I'll try to remember the date and wish her a happy birthday when the time comes :)

emop,its beautiful.

how do you know all this?

its not going to be a surprise now.

anyway,best of luck and i hope all goes well.

He told my mum, and she blabbed to me.
Thank you very much Red.

Now me and mum are planning the wedding early so we know how much money we have to save

Okay Red, water, water water and mind maps. :)

Emop, you are given 75 minutes to solve about 30 math questions. 25 Multiple choice and 5 structured.

It starts with easy peasy numbers, then more tougher ones, and finally, really, really tough ones. Those which even teachers sometimes find difficult to solve :rolleyes:

The greatest enemy here is time. We have to do the maximum. Last time, I left the 5 last questions blank... but I was nevertheless in the 97th percentile in my school. I still need to progress...

Okay Red, water, water water and mind maps. :)

Emop, you are given 75 minutes to solve about 30 math questions. 25 Multiple choice and 5 structured.

It starts with easy peasy numbers, then more tougher ones, and finally, really, really tough ones. Those which even teachers sometimes find difficult to solve :rolleyes:

The greatest enemy here is time. We have to do the maximum. Last time, I left the 5 last questions blank... but I was nevertheless in the 97th percentile in my school. I still need to progress...

Well good luck!

Unky I have every confidence in your ability.

Is there a particular question your having trouble with?

(I actually laughed out loud that question,as if I could even attempt to help!)

I'm asking to be sociable unky,be patient with me.

Good Luck Unky! You'll do great! :D

I can help with addition, and subtraction. Anything beyond that, I need a calculator and help.

I hate math!

Good luck Unky. :)

I can help with addition, and subtraction. Anything beyond that, I need a calculator and help.

I hate math!

Good luck Unky. :)

Hey Alty-mommy, did you see my ring?

Hey Alty-mommy, did you see my ring?

Yes I did.

It's very nice. :)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/cats/found-kitten-may-sick-493077.html

Hey alty,I don't know if heath or bella are around,this guy sounds like a decent bloke trying to do the right thing with little resources for a kitten.

I have no idea how to help him or what to say,just flagging it,maybe you can offer him something to help the poor kitten.

Yes I did.

It's very nice. :)

=)
thanks

how are you alty-mommy

I'll take a look Red!

Sorry, had to go offline because mum was using the phone (I know... it really is a pain)

Thanks! If you want to get an apercu of the numbers, have a look at my thread of last year ;)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/mathematics/amc-questions-384108.html

Some were given with answers, others solved later on :)

Sorry, had to go offline because mum was using the phone (I know... it really is a pain)

Thanks! If you want to get an apercu of the numbers, have a look at my thread of last year ;)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/mathematics/amc-questions-384108.html

Some were given with answers, others solved later on :)

Can I use a translator?

That might as well have been in goggledigook!:D

Oh, Alty, sorry, calculators not allowed in this contest :o