My Goodness you guys are Chatty Cathie's!

Can't believe we didn't even notice the end of the last thread!

Yay,first.

I know that one went by fast.

Can someone go back and post a link to this one for everyone? I know ben already closed it, but I don't know if anyone has the power to momentarily reopen it.

I don't think we can..,. Maybe if I edit one of my posts.

Done

Nope can't do it. At least I can't.

Pssst keep up Bell ;)

You're good ;)

Awesome, thanks, ben. I just don't want people to get lost.

Sorry CB

I didn't realise we were that far into the thread :(

Hi again everyone :)

Hi all.

Boy, I spend a night with my family and you all get chatty.

My arm is killing me! R and I had a dart tournament yesterday. I think I overdid it. I actually woke up because my arm hurt so bad. :(

I'm so out of shape! :o

Hi all.

Boy, I spend a night with my family and you all get chatty.

My arm is killing me! R and I had a dart tournament yesterday. I think I overdid it. I actually woke up because my arm hurt so bad. :(

I'm so out of shape! :o

Aww poor alty, should startgoing to the gym and doing some weights... wait on second thought no don't do that :)

Here is an article for our cat lover's to read:

CBC News - Technology & Science - British cat gets bionic paws (http://www.cbc.ca/technology/story/2010/06/25/cat-oscar-bionic-paws.html)

aww poor alty, should startgoing to the gym and doing some weights...................................wait on second thought no dont do that :)

I'd be buff and kick arse in darts.

Sadly I can't afford the gym. Too expensive, and I can't commit to go every day, especially when the kids are on summer break.

I'll have to work out at home, as soon as I clear a space to do it.

My arm feels like it's going to fall off! :eek:

We can rebuild it, we have the technology... the bionic cat :D

I'd be buff and kick arse in darts.

Sadly I can't afford the gym. Too expensive, and I can't commit to go every day, especially when the kids are on summer break.

I'll have to work out at home, as soon as I clear a space to do it.

My arm feels like it's going to fall off! :eek:

You could call the kids in, grab one in each hand, and lift

Working out and looking after the kids, what's not to like :D

But remember to breath ;)

Jared weighs over 100 pounds! No way can I lift that! :eek:

I'll breath all the way to the hospital. ;)

Oh, Here you all went.

Oh, Here you all went.

It took me a while to find them too. I thought I'd been booted out of the club. :(

I almost cried.

Jared weighs over 100 pounds! No way can I lift that! :eek:

I'll breath all the way to the hospital. ;)

Cant, CANT! I don't want to hear cant, you'll never be able to throw darts with that attitude :D

cant, CANT!, i dont want to hear cant, youll never be able to throw darts witht that attitude :D

I can throw them, it just hurts.

My motto is to keep going, so I just challenged R to 2 games of darts. Won one, lost one, but my arm is actually feeling a bit better.

I told R that if we do this every day, soon it won't hurt. He's not buying it, and he's whining because his arm hurts too. Big baby! :D

I can throw them, it just hurts.

My motto is to keep going, so I just challenged R to 2 games of darts. Won one, lost one, but my arm is actually feeling a bit better.

I told R that if we do this every day, soon it won't hurt. He's not buying it, and he's whining because his arm hurts too. Big baby! :D

See, you just needed to loosen up. R can help loosen up that lower back.

Holy sh!t you guys talk.

Holy sh!t you guys talk.

Hi Muddy!

See, you just needed to loosen up. R can help loosen up that lower back.

LOL. The back is okay, it's the right arm that hurts. Ah, I don't need the arm, I have a shower head and batteries.

Wait... W.T. :eek:

Wait...W.T.? :eek:

So? When has that ever stopped us?

So? When has that ever stopped us?

It hasn't yet, not until they ban my arse. ;)

Holy sh!t you guys talk.

Yeah we do :cool:

It hasn't yet, not until they ban my arse. ;)

I, however, will be good because your arse is under a doctor's care.

Edited to add a comma. Take that, WG!

I'll try to be good. That's all I can do! But just know there's a whole other side of Bella waiting to break out. And this is just the tip of the iceberg... :D

ice burg... :D

Is that like a frozen hamlet?;)

Yes exactly like that :p

I, however, will be good because your arse is under a doctor's care.

Edited to add a comma. Take that, WG!

My hero. :)

On both counts. ;)

Is that like a frozen hamlet?;)

I live in a hamlet.

Had to say it. :o

Where is every one? And don't give me that same old song and dance about having families and lives and what not.

I are here-ish.

I'm a boy.

Easily distracted.

Now what a set up! And I can't even go there. Jeesh

Now what a set up! And I can't even go there. Jeesh

Can't and won't are not the same...

Wow, I am really easily influenced... I really thought about it.

k.

No going there.

...

Want to torture a boy? Tell him he can't touch something
Moving on...

Ok moving on... What's new?

Hi everyone

Hey Mop. How did the doctor's appointment go?

Ended up missing it. But I'll just get a home test to see if I'm pregnant.

I'm really stressed at the moment

Why are you stressing?

Well my boyfriend's friends actually threatened to kill me. They think I am using him for sex when I'm not. First off, we both agree to it.
They also said that I messed up his life by possibly being pregnant. It takes two to tango...

Wow. That's kind of crazy...

Were you trying to get pregnant?

Wow. That's kind of crazy...

were you trying to get pregnant?

No, I mean I wasn't against it, I was on birth control and everything. My boyfriend was trying to get me pregnant. I would like to, yes I know bad bad Emop. But I just mean, if I were, I wouldn't be against it. But it was not my intentions.

Let me try again:

I wasn't trying to get pregnant (hence birthcontrol) but I would be pleased if it happened

Wow. Well, I know you have already heard the whole spiel. I can't say much...

What do you mean he was trying to get you pregnant?

Didn't you just finish high school? Do you really think this is the best time to raise a child? You know it's not what it's like on TV right? Even those teen mom shows isn't what it's really like.

Wow. Well, I know you have already heard the whole spiel. I can't say much...

What do you mean he was trying to get you pregnant?

I should've reworded that. I meant he wanted to, sorry my wording is terrible tonight... I was crying for a few hours

Didn't you just finish high school? Do you really think this is the best time to raise a child? You know it's not what it's like on TV right? Even those teen mom shows isn't what it's really like.

I know for the rest of my life, it won't be about me, it'll be about the baby. I'll miss out on most things girls my age do, I know my mother had to steal to feed and clothe me when I was a baby. I know how hard it would be. I don't watch TV anymore, I work. It isn't the best time, but if it happened, I would enjoy it

Do you think his friends would really hurt you?

Do you think his friends would really hurt you?

Well his sister called and told them we would call police. And yes, I believe they would try because to them, I stepped into their best friend's life and broke it to pieces. And one of them have very very many emotional problems and self control problems...

And did you call the police?

And did you call the police?

No, they promised to leave me alone

Okay. I wish I had more time to chat but it is 3 am here, and I need some sleep! Be safe Emop!

Okay. I wish I had more time to chat but it is 3 am here, and I need some sleep! Be safe Emop!

It's two here, good night Bell! I'll try

Hey dudes. I'm back. Whoo what a weekend. I'm pooped. I should be sleeping but I can't-- no surprise there.

Anywhozzils...

Yesterday I ended up having to block a long time friend's number off my telephone list. Me and her used to be pretty good friends, but then she started getting really annoying. Always criticizing me and just being negative all the time, so I just became distant and well she called me yesterday I decided to pick up and just talk to her (thinking maybe this time she wouldn't be annoying and negative), ugh I wish I never did. She's just so negative, she makes me feel like poop. So I hung up on her and pressed *60 and blocked her cell number and house number.

--- is that harsh? I don't know. But she just bleh. She's just not who she used to be, she's just so negative... I can't express it enough!

I don't think you're the type of women to mince your words muddy.

Id probably do the same thing,only put up with it until I was fit to scream.

i dont think your the type of women to mince your words muddy.

id probably do the same thing,only put up with it untill i was fit to scream.

Trust me red I wanted to scream.

But fewf thank goooodness that is done and over with.

Ooh I can't wait for this weekend! I'm going canoeing with Rachel. There's a place an hour away from me where they rent canoes/kayaks for 30$ for 6 hours! Pretty neat stuff! I'm canoeing with Rachel and a friend who also has a 3 year old. So picnic, bug spray, extra clothes, towels and bathing suits are a must :) It's barely Monday and I already want the weekend to come by. :p

Sounds like a bit of craic,can you swim?

Have you ever gone before?

I'm only learning how to swim,the thoughts of a river or canoe would send me into a spiral of stomack cramps.

Wow, take your eye of this site and there's reams to catch up on, you chatty lot.

Hope everything works out Ok Mop.
I'm sure you did the right thing mud.
Hope the arm's better now Alty. I went bowling and my bum hurts! Thinking I'm not too fit either.

sounds like a bit of craic,can you swim?
I'm not a pro swimmer but I can swim some:rolleyes:



have you ever gone before?

I went kayaking last summer, not at this place though I just heard of it.



I'm only learning how to swim,the thoughts of a river or canoe would send me into a spiral of stomack cramps.

Oh red, that's so cute :)

I want to go white water rafting :D

Hello

Hey guys. How's every thing going on this fine Monday?

I am tired. I was up until 1:30 this morning and I had to wake up at 6. I woke up at 6:45 and was late to work. Still tired as hell.

How are you Bella?

Meh. I was up till 3 am and up again at 8am. Tired, I have a lot of stuff I need to do today, and I am just heading on my way out the door to go to the Shelter. We have a bunch of new dogs in. :(

Well don't know if you are still here but if you are see you or if you aren't see you.

Hey, all. I go to sleep for a few hours, and the thread almost triples in length.

Bear!!

Hello everyone

Hello Emop, I am Adam, nice to meet you.

Hello Emop, I am Adam, nice to meet you.

Nice to meet you too

Hi guys and gals

hi guys and gals

Ello there Bear

About time Bear, I was napping and napping and napping. Nothing to do and you are usually around this time of day so where have you been?

Hi emop hi adam

I've been resting a bit and doing some background digging on a company I have an interview with on Wednesday, really quite knackered to be honest between my knee acting up the heat and going to the gym everyday I'm pretty worn out :o

How about you adam?

And yourself emop long time no see how are you ;)

Sorry I did not get back sooner. I was looking something up for somebody. Anyway I don't blame you for being tired. I am going to the gym and getting a new workout if it works out real good I will list it for you tomorrow when I see you on and only if you want. I hear it is a beater though.

Hi kids.

Okay, remember that my arm was sore yesterday because I played darts? Well I decided that I had to push through the pain, work up those muscles, continue playing darts and hope that in a day or two it wouldn't hurt anymore because my arm would get used to it.

Bad idea! Really bad idea! I can't straighten my arm. I am in a great deal of pain!

So what now? I can no longer throw the darts, so I can't push through, that's probably a good thing. Any suggestions how to get that arm to stop complaining like a big whiny baby?

Well Alty, I hit the weights to hard the other day and my harms would not straighten out all the way unless I massaged them while straightening them. Just try to keep them stretched out as much as possible. That is about all I can say and in a day or two they will feel a lot better.

I'll try the massage. I was thinking of putting ice on it too.

Jared wants to play another game of darts. Right now even trying to throw is just too painful.

Hmmm, maybe I should play, he'd finally have a shot at beating me. Do you know how hard it is to let someone win at darts? ;)

No worries adam, sure pm me your workout, I'm going in on Thursday and planning one out with one of the trainers

Wow, Alty you must really be committed to winning at darts no matter what the cost :D

Seriously though maybe give your muscles a rest :o can't have you pulling a muscle now can we

As for muscle pain, I have these heat spray things, like those heat wraps, but in spray form, it just helps to loosen the muscles :)

I know you can also get some muscle rub which you could probably get R to massage in for you ;)

no worries adam, sure pm me your workout, im going in on thursday and


And?

And your going to have a cheese and pickle sandwich?

Edit: ah,what just happened,your post just stopped mid 'and' and then appeared as if by magic!

R's massages are painful. I think I'll pass on that. ;)

Heat usually makes things worse for me, that's why I was thinking ice. I may try both, alternate between them.

I'm good at darts, it's one of the only games I can kick arse in. Of course beating an 11 year old isn't that much fun. No sport in that. ;)

You want to play Bear?

and?

and your going to have a cheese and pickle sandwich?

edit: ah,what just happened,your post just stopped mid 'and' and then appeared as if by magic!

Lol I was hoping that wouldn't get noticed :D

I accidentally clicked the 'submit answer' button before id finished :o

Syd and Jared just took the dogs (Jasper and Chewy) for a long walk.

We have a field behind our cul-de-sac, so they went there, ran around, had fun.

All of a sudden Syd comes running inside asking for a bucket. I ask why, she says, no time to tell you, I just need a bucket and I need to fill it with water. Now I'm worried. She assures me that nothing is wrong, and she'll tell me why when she gets back.

Okay, so I get a bucket, fill it with water.

Around 10 minutes later she comes home, all excited, sweating, and tells me that the bucket of water was for a dog she met in the field.

Huh?

She then tells me that she got to pet a horse and is going riding later. What? We live in the burbs, horses aren't allowed here!

Well apparently there was couple that were travelling with their horse and dog. They saw the field and decided to let the animals stretch their legs for a bit.

It's a hot day and they had no water, so Syd said she'd get some, hence the bucket.

The people were so grateful that they said Syn could have a ride on the horse. Syd said she'd have to ask me first. Well sadly the people couldn't stay, so Syd just petted the horse and then came home.

I know it may not sound like a big deal, but a horse in our neighborhood, well, she may as well have spotted big foot. ;)

R's massages are painful. I think I'll pass on that. ;)

Heat usually makes things worse for me, that's why I was thinking ice. I may try both, alternate between them.

I'm good at darts, it's one of the only games I can kick arse in. Of course beating an 11 year old isn't that much fun. No sport in that. ;)

You want to play Bear?

Ill warn you now, I'm fairly decent at all pub sports, so prepare to get your arse spanked ;)

ill warn you now, im fairly decent at all pub sports, so prepare to get your arse spanked ;)

I like a good arse spanking. Wait... W.T.:(

Give me a few days to recover, then we'll have a tournament. You bring the beer, I'll bring the snacks. :)

Syd and Jared just took the dogs (Jasper and Chewy) for a long walk.

We have a field behind our cul-de-sac, so they went there, ran around, had fun.

All of a sudden Syd comes running inside asking for a bucket. I ask why, she says, no time to tell you, I just need a bucket and I need to fill it with water. Now I'm worried. She assures me that nothing is wrong, and she'll tell me why when she gets back.

Okay, so I get a bucket, fill it with water.

Around 10 minutes later she comes home, all excited, sweating, and tells me that the bucket of water was for a dog she met in the field.

Huh?

She then tells me that she got to pet a horse and is going riding later. What?! We live in the burbs, horses aren't allowed here!

Well apparently there was couple that were travelling with their horse and dog. They saw the field and decided to let the animals stretch their legs for a bit.

It's a hot day and they had no water, so Syd said she'd get some, hence the bucket.

The people were so grateful that they said Syn could have a ride on the horse. Syd said she'd have to ask me first. Well sadly the people couldn't stay, so Syd just petted the horse and then came home.

I know it may not sound like a big deal, but a horse in our neighborhood, well, she may as well have spotted big foot. ;)

Awwww :)

I like a good arse spanking. Wait...W.T.:(

Give me a few days to recover, then we'll have a tournament. You bring the beer, I'll bring the snacks. :)

Oh its so on now :)

oh its so on now :)

You could come visit for a few weeks. We can have a full blown summer dart tourny. :)

You could come visit for a few weeks. We can have a full blown summer dart tourny. :)

Awww, cheers Alty ill look forward to it :D

awww, cheers Alty ill look forward to it :D

I better start practicing, push through the pain so I can kick your arse. :)

It's be a blast. We can play darts, watch movies, go out on the town, play with the kids, pet horses, get buckets of water for strangers dogs.

Actually, the more I think about that, the more concerned I am about the fact that my daughter just goes up to random strangers just because they have a horse.

We had a little talk about it. We may live in a safe neighborhood, but there are crazies everywhere.

Yeah, its nice that she was helping them but it is always good to be wary :)

yeah, its nice that she was helping them but it is always good to be wary :)

Exactly.

She tends to be shy, doesn't usually approach people, but if they have an animal, she tends to think that makes them safe.

The scary "Hey little girl, would you like to see my puppy" scenario is the thing I'm most afraid of. She'd go with that person in a heart beat, wouldn't remember what I told her at all. :(

Exactly.

She tends to be shy, doesn't usually approach people, but if they have an animal, she tends to think that makes them safe.

The scary "Hey little girl, would you like to see my puppy" scenario is the thing I'm most afraid of. She'd go with that person in a heart beat, wouldn't remember what I told her at all. :(

That's a fear with all parents,

But if you don't want to be seriously overprotective, I guess you just have to teach them to be careful and trust them :), at least if they're out togeather she has her brother to watch out for her as well :)

thats a fear with all parents,

but if you dont want to be seriously overprotective, i guess you just have to teach them to be careful and trust them :), at least if theyre out togeather she has her brother to watch out for her aswell :)

That's true. I'm glad that Jared is at least willing to go out on walks with her. He's very protective and much more cautious then Syd. He wouldn't go to get the water because the people had said "leave your dogs here, we'll watch them" and Jared was afraid they'd steal Chewy.

Smart one there alty, not saying they would have, but he deffinetly made a smart decision there :)

I'm going to head off for the night, really tired and worn out, so I'm going to relax on my sofa with a tub of mint choc chip ice cream and watch a movie, 'the prestige'

Night Alty, take care :)

smart one there alty, not saying they would have, but he deffinetly made a smart decision there :)

im going to head off for the night, really tired and worn out, so im going to relax on my sofa with a tub of mint choc chip ice cream and watch a movie, 'the prestige'

night Alty, take care :)

Enjoy The Prestige, Bear.

Alty try 15 minute intervals of ice and heat. Remember RICE Rest, Ice, Circulation and Exercise. I think that's what it was. Grade 8 health class was a long time ago...

Enjoy the movie Bear, I hear it was a good one.

Remember RICE Rest, Ice, Circulation and Exercise.

But I don't like rice. :( ;)

You'll eat and you'll say MMMMM!!

Oops sorry I don't know what happened there...

You'll eat and you'll say MMMMM!!!

Oops sorry I don't know what happened there...

A blonde moment? ;)

R just came home, said "Do you want to play darts?"

I do! I really do! But... OWIE!! :mad:

Stupid out of shape body.

I was going somewhere else, but thought better of it... ;)

Do you guys go to a pub or just at home with the darts?

I was going somewhere else, but thought better of it... ;)

Do you guys go to a pub or just at home with the darts?

At home, in the garage.

Our garage is kind of the place where we do all the stuff we don't want to do in the house.

The darts are outside because we let the kids play, and they often miss the board. I can handle holes in the wall in the garage, but no so much in the house. ;)

Need a favor guys. Can you take a look at this?

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I'll try the massage. I was thinking of putting ice on it too.

Jared wants to play another game of darts. Right now even trying to throw is just too painful.

Hmmm, maybe I should play, he'd finally have a shot at beating me. Do you know how hard it is to let someone win at darts? ;)

Ice is a bad idea. It actually makes your muscles tighten. Heat will help them loosen. If you don't have any heat packs, then try relaxing in a hot bath. I know, not exactly ideal weather for a hot bath, but it should help your arms feel better.

Midol is one of the best anti inflamatories and it has an IB bufforen (spelling) So that may help with the swelling in the muscle.

Alty try 15 minute intervals of ice and heat. Remember RICE Rest, Ice, Circulation and Exercise. I think that's what it was. Grade 8 health class was a long time ago...

Enjoy the movie Bear, I hear it was a good one.

Only goof there is that c means compress and e means elevate...

But hell, batting 0.500 gets you into the baseball hall of fame. Or means you buy condoms in gross.

SWEEET!! Lol thanks for clearing that up. Like I said grade 8 health class was a long time ago!

Our garage is kind of the place where we do all the stuff we don't want to do in the house.

Hmmm.

I knew a couple who liked to play strip darts.

Never appealed to me.

But your post makes me rethink the storage above the garage retractable ladder...

A little drywall and some A/C and it could be a little love pad... certainly worth the storage rental for the crap id have to move.

Strip darts? Hmm there's just too many bad scenario's there. I'll pass.

Well guys I am going to bed EARLY tonight! Yup it's only 2am and I am going to bed! :)

Strip darts? Hmm there's just too many bad scenario's there. I'll pass.

Well guys I am going to bed EARLY tonight! Yup it's only 2am and I am going to bed! :)

Night darlin.

Night Bella.

KP, we've done the strip darts, which led to sex bent over the table saw. I don't recommend it. ;)

Sawdust doesn't do it for me.

But when you say "bent over" to a boy when you're talking about sex, all that comes after is just lost... its still sexy no matter what. "bent over blah blah blah"

Its like telling a dog "eating trash is bad"... all they hear is "eat trash"...

Ugly turn there.

Just saying "bent over" about anything is still sexy to the boy in back...

KP, I'd bend over... backwards for you. :)

Sadly this chicky is calling an early night as well. Hubby is home, time to do the quality time thing. ;)

Night all.

KP, I'd bend over...backwards for you. :)

Sadly this chicky is calling an early night as well. Hubby is home, time to do the quality time thing. ;)

Night all.

QT is good time. Be nice to him.

I'm going, too. I need to go shopping. Yep, it's 1:30 and I'm going to ride my bike to the store. I know, I have issues.

It's official, I'm an absentee parent. I felt bad about always being at work or asleep, then leaving to go shopping after work today, so I bought cat toys and a cat hidey hole thingy. I am now trying to buy my cats' love with toys because I'm never around. Am I a bad person?

it's official, I'm an absentee parent. i felt bad about always being at work or asleep, then leaving to go shopping after work today, so i bought cat toys and a cat hidey hole thingy. i am now trying to buy my cats' love with toys because I'm never around. am i a bad person?

Nah, its what parents do :D

So... I'm watching "The Secret" : The Secret | Watch Free Documentary Online (http://topdocumentaryfilms.com/the-secret/)

I don't know how I feel about this. I like how it tells people to be positive. I like that. But just sitting there saying I want to be a millionare isn't going to help, you got to get out there and do things..

Well that's what I think.

The book is way better muddy,if you think of the universe like a big mirror,if your sending out positive energy,if reflects back to you,same with negative energy,or that's the principle,I think.

Got bloody locked out of my parents house while minding a two year old today,two year old tearing around the kitchen while I'm trying to stay calm outside,figured out I could climb in the bedroom window,have not done that since I was 16,I got in anyway,heart was racing and I thought I'm going to get stuck in the window! have the makings of a lovely bruise coming up on my thigh,but otherwise uneventful day.

Hey Everybody, I just came to say hey, I am heading to lunch and then I will go back outside to weedeating again the rest of the day. Well, for 2 hours anyway after lunch. y'all take care now.

Hey guys. Went on a date this afternoon. Went pretty well, but who knows. How is everyone else doing?

Hey guys. Went on a date this afternoon. Went pretty well, but who knows. How is everyone else doing?

A date?

Hmmm,so what's he like?

A date?

What's that like? I forget. ;)

A date? But I wasn't there...

A date? but I wasn't there...

You've been replaced Adam. ;)

Well Adam I waited and waited for you and Bear but you guys never showed up :(

Red he is an artist. Kind of full of himself in that artistic way. We walked around town, went to the museum, went out for lunch, talked religion and politics, made fun of passer byers, talked about our exes, all the real taboo stuff. But all in all it was fun!

It seems I have been replaced. It is a far walk from here to Canada.

Well as long as she is happy I guess that is OK. :)

I need to go on a date. Any takers?

I'm not expensive. A movie, dinner at McDonalds, I'll even pay my own way, I just want to get out of this house for a while.

Adam you'll never be replaced. You're mine till the end, the VERY end. Muwahahahahahahahahah!

Well Adam I waited and waited for you and Bear but you guys never showed up :(

Red he is an artist. Kind of full of him self in that artistic way. We walked around town, went to the museum, went out for lunch, talked religion and politics, made fun of passer byers, talked about our exes, all the real taboo stuff. But all in all it was fun!

I guess the long distance thing would never have worked :(

Best of luck with this one bella :)

Careful Bear...

Alty, you are my kind of woman, haha. Date at mcdonalds? Nice. I have never taken a girl to Mcdonalds for a date. Or made her pay. Hmm...

What about me?

Hello!

No one wants to go to a movie and have McD's with me?

Do I have to beg?

I'll even get dressed, brush my hair, put on makeup and perfume. The whole nine yards.

Come on boys, you could do worse. ;)

Am I invisible? Well I would have Alty but it appears I am invisible.

Careful Bear...

Alty, you are my kind of woman, haha. date at mcdonalds? Nice. I have never taken a girl to Mcdonalds for a date. Or made her pay. Hmm...

What can I say, I'm a cheap date. ;)

Most times, when I was still single, I'd date guys that didn't make as much money as me, so I'd always pay for myself, or both of us. Times were different then. Either that or I'm just different. ;)

Am I invisible? Well I would have Alty but it appears I am invisible.

We posted at the same time. I didn't see your post until after I posted.

So, which movie shall we see? I'm game for anything. :)

What about me?

Hello!

No one wants to go to a movie and have McD's with me?

Do I have to beg?

I'll even get dressed, brush my hair, put on makeup and perfume. The whole nine yards.

Come on boys, you could do worse. ;)

But Alty your married now, you can't go on dates :(

Otherwise you'd have no shortage of guys cueing up to date you :)

That is for sure, but she just wants a fun date, right Alty. A trip away.

Well I am going to go home and do nothing for about 3 hours and then watch a movie and go to bed. See you guys

but Alty your married now, you can't go on dates :(

otherwise youd have no shortage of guys cueing up to date you :)

I'm married, not dead. :)

When my ex (still a good friend) comes to visit, we always go out on the town. Last Valentine's day we went out, hubby stayed home with the kids.

Hubby and I aren't the jealous possessive types. We both know that nothing will happen, neither one of us would ever stray. I have more male friends then female friends, and hubby is used to that, comfortable with that.

Besides, a movie and McDonalds isn't really a date, it's just going out with a friend. :)

I'm married, not dead. :)

When my ex (still a good friend) comes to visit, we always go out on the town. Last Valentine's day we went out, hubby stayed home with the kids.

Hubby and I aren't the jealous possessive types. We both know that nothing will happen, neither one of us would ever stray. I have more male friends then female friends, and hubby is used to that, comfortable with that.

Besides, a movie and McDonalds isn't really a date, it's just going out with a friend. :)

Alls well then :)






Later adam have a good one :)

Anyhoo how are you Alty :)

I'm okay Bear.

I want to rearrange my basement, but I'm having a hard time deciding what to do. I just have to start somewhere, and move on from there, problem is, I don't know where to start.

Sigh.

I guess I'll tidy up and go from there.

How are you doing?

I'm okay Bear.

I want to rearrange my basement, but I'm having a hard time deciding what to do. I just have to start somewhere, and move on from there, problem is, I don't know where to start.

Sigh.

I guess I'll tidy up and go from there.

How are you doing?

I know what you mean, starting something can sometimes be the hardest part, but once you get started it won't be so difficult anymore :)

I'm all right thatnks alty, just trying to make myself sound better than I think I am :o

i know what you mean, starting something can sometimes be the hardest part, but once you get started it wont be so difficult anymore :)

im alright thatnks alty, just trying to make myself sound better than i think i am :o

Hey, if you're feeling a bit down, I know just the thing. Moving furniture and cleaning house has been proven to make you feel better. I could use a strong man.

Know anything about rewiring a stereo system? I think I may have unplugged a few things I shouldn't have. :eek:

Hey, if you're feeling a bit down, I know just the thing. Moving furniture and cleaning house has been proven to make you feel better. I could use a strong man.

Know anything about rewiring a stereo system? I think I may have unplugged a few things I shouldn't have. :eek:

You know I've never heard of that method before, but I trust you :)

Yep I should have no worries sorting out your furniture and sound system... if I were over there :o

Its just preparing answers to hypothetical questions I might get asked in a job interview :)

Well get over here, I need some muscle.

The couch goes over there, the home entertainment system goes over there, the computer desk, well, let's try it in that corner. Na, that's not right, try it over there. Still looks off, maybe in that corner. Let's see, I think we should move the bunnies and the bird. Where are you going? Come back! Hey, we're not done. :(

Sigh.

Good help is so hard to find. ;)

Well get over here, I need some muscle.

The couch goes over there, the home entertainment system goes over there, the computer desk, well, let's try it in that corner. Na, that's not right, try it over there. Still looks off, maybe in that corner. Let's see, I think we should move the bunnies and the bird. Where are you going? Come back! Hey, we're not done. :(

Sigh.

Good help is so hard to find. ;)

Hey I'm entitled to my coffee break every 3 hours, you know like the union dictates :D, but I would like to know what your last slave died of :D

hey im entitled to my coffee break every 3 hours, you know like the union dictates :D, but i would like to know what your last slave died of :D

He didn't die, he's locked in the laundry room. That reminds me, he's behind on the laundry. :mad:

Union? Who is this union you speak of? Bah! There's no union at my house. Here you work as hard as I do, no breaks, no food, only water. Don't expect to get paid either, and the places you clean, they'll be messy again in 5 minutes or less. Sigh.

Oh all right, you can have a bathroom break, but hurry, no loitering. Remember, if you shake it more then twice, you're playing with it. ;)

He didn't die, he's locked in the laundry room. That reminds me, he's behind on the laundry. :mad:

Union? Who is this union you speak of? Bah! There's no union at my house. Here you work as hard as I do, no breaks, no food, only water. Don't expect to get paid either, and the places you clean, they'll be messy again in 5 minutes or less. Sigh.

Oh alright, you can have a bathroom break, but hurry up, no loitering. Remember, if you shake it more then twice, you're playing with it. ;)

But I like... oh that's allright then, as long as you look after me :D

I just got back from swimming with the dogs, and I am STILL hot, hot, HOT!! Waaaaa. I know it's not good for the earth to run the air conditioner 24/7, but the earth needs to be punished for being so damn hot!

Bella you need a cold shower, or bath :D

I thought the lake would do, not so much. :( I know it's always the same, you complain when it's cold and you complain when it's hot. Well at least I do.

I thought the lake would do, not so much. :( I know it's always the same, you complain when it's cold and you complain when it's hot. Well at least I do.

We only made it to 39 Centigrade before the thunderstorm cooled things off. It's nice to get a break and a cool day.

Yeah, I know what you mean, being british complaining is in my blood :D

I have the air conditioner running too Bella. I'm 39, hot flashes (I think) so that's my excuse. :)

I just put Thumper in Syd's room. She's so happy. I like to keep the rabbits together, but Thumper really doesn't care if he's with the others 24/7, besides, they're all in separate cages, so it's not like they can play all day anyway.

He seems happy in Syd's room. It's brighter then the basement, and with the window open there's a nice breeze. All she has to do is open his cage and he can jump out onto her bed. He's a snuggler, so I have a feeling I'll be getting a few pictures of the two of them watching TV together. :)

Awws.

Is it bad that Wal Mart has air conditioners on for $94 and I want to buy one specifically for my bed room. Lady gets the fan, Emily gets the window fan (her room stays eerily cool in the hottest of summers) and I would get my own air conditioner?

While you're there pick up one for me too.

Our Walmart has them on sale for $84. Take that! ;)

Sounds like a fair deal, then everyone has something to keep them cool :)


Oh we don't have wallmart over here, yeah take that :D

Oops.

Adam, I'm sorry, I kind of told off your Aunt on FB, but she sort of had it coming.

Forgive me?

My bad.

Bahahah you told off Adam's aunt? Damn that's funny.

Bear you're missing gout big times on the Wal Marts.

$84?? How can that be?

Oops.

Adam, I'm sorry, I kind of told off your Aunt on FB, but she sort of had it coming.

Forgive me?

My bad.

?? :confused:??

Bahahah you told off Adam's aunt?? Damn that's funny.

Bear you're missin gout big times on the Wal Marts.

$84??? How can that be??

Yup, $84. What can I say, my part of Canada is just better then yours. ;) ;) :p

Wait... Bear has gout? :confused:

Bahahah you told off Adam's aunt?? Damn that's funny.

Bear you're missin gout big times on the Wal Marts.

$84??? How can that be??

We've got asda (owned by walmart), tesco, morrisons, sainsburies, are our supermarkets, spoilt for choice :D

???????:confused:????????

Adam posted a swear word. His Aunt told him he was a bad boy because kids read posts on FB and he should watch his mouth.

My reply;

I just have to say that the only children that can read this are the ones added on Adams friend list. I don't know too many people that allow their children on Facebook and if they do, they monitor who they're friends with and monitor what they read, like any responsible parent should. Just saying. :)

Yup, $84. What can I say, my part of Canada is just better then yours. ;) ;) :p

Wait...Bear has gout? :confused:

No I'm missing it, but bella thinks I should have it :eek:

Uh Oh Alty you just opened up a can of worms. Bad Alty, bad, bad, bad! Lol

Uh Oh Alty you just opened up a can of worms. Bad Alty, bad, bad, bad!! lol

I think Adam will understand. After all, it's me. This is what you get when you let me into your life, I tell rude people off. ;)

Oops. :o

no im missing it, but bella thinks i should have it :eek:

You've never lived unless you've had a about of the gout! ;)

I think Adam will understand. After all, it's me. This is what you get when you let me into your life, I tell rude people off. ;)

Oops. :o

Well you can tell all the rude people in my life off all you want!

Adam posted a swear word. His Aunt told him he was a bad boy because kids read posts on FB and he should watch his mouth.

My reply;

I just have to say that the only children that can read this are the ones added on Adams friend list. I don't know too many people that allow their children on facebook and if they do, they monitor who they're friends with and monitor what they read, like any responsible parent should. Just sayin. :)

Ahh Facebook, hmm I didn't get a swaering update :(


In a bit alty and bella got to have a shower :)

I'm going to have that cold shower mentioned earlier. Talk to you guys later!

Don't forget to wash behind your ears Bear. :)

Bella, names, numbers, and I'll get on it. :)

Don't forget to wash behind your ears Bear. :)

Bella, names, numbers, and I'll get on it. :)

I didn't, I had a shave as well so ill be all smart for tomorrow :D

Bye bella,take care :)

Reet I'm heading off for the night,

Night Alty

Night everyone :)

I never knew Alty had a vid out. Its so cool!!

YouTube - SWAGGER WAGON (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-N3F1FhW4)

This one was funny too...

Dad Life on Vimeo (http://vimeo.com/12714406)

I never knew Alty had a vid out. Its so cool !!!!

YouTube - SWAGGER WAGON (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql-N3F1FhW4)

LMAO! I love it! :)

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Cute. Sounds more predictable than the weather network.

I'd like to thank my viewer and remind him to please stop stepping on my flower bed while peeping through the window.

Well, damnit, open the blinds a little more.

If you're going to leave the back door unlocked for me, you might as well be all in on the...

Crap...

Not a naughty thread.

Never mind...

The blinds are open, you just keep looking through the wrong window!

My poor lilies. :(

My window is right next to the unlocked back door, pass the fish tank, take a left, take another left, go straight. I'm on the right side of the bed, go to the left and you're in for a big surprise. :)

The blinds are open, you just keep looking through the wrong window!

My poor lilies. :(

My window is right next to the unlocked back door, pass the fish tank, take a left, take another left, go straight. I'm on the right side of the bed, go to the left and you're in for a big surprise. :)

Nope not going there.

Nope not going there.

Why not? You could keep R busy while I play with KP. :)

W.T. W.T.

I don't know how Ben puts up with me. I really feel for the man. They must have someone working full time just to watch me and my big mouth. ;)

LOL. It's hard being friends with you sometimes. I really think you are going to corrupt me and tarnish my good name! :p

Well good night Kids. It's been fun, but I guess I should try and sleep or something like that.

LOL. It's hard being friends with you sometimes. I really think you are going to corrupt me and tarnish my good name!! :p

LMAO! Corrupt you! LOL! OMG! Corrupt. You! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Oh, were you serious? :confused:

Well good night Kids. It's been fun, but I guess I should try and sleep or something like that.

Sleep is overrated. You can do that tomorrow. ;)

I need to go on a date. Any takers?

I'm not expensive. A movie, dinner at McDonalds, I'll even pay my own way, I just want to get out of this house for a while.

Alty, I'd totally date you if you weren't married and we lived in the same country.

alty, I'd totally date you if you weren't married and we lived in the same country.

She's cute as sin. Likes beer. And is naugthy.

Of course you would.

Alty rocks the casbah.

Well gosh, thanks you two. I'm getting a swelled head. It matches my boobahs. ;)

I have to say, I'm a fun date. I pay my own way, don't care if you flirt with the waitress, and I'll even be the designated driver.

I will however insist that you dance (if dancing is an option), kick your arse in a game of pool, and then ravage you when I drop you off at your doorstep.

I'm a moms worst nightmare. ;)

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Sometimes, I remember why I like you so much.

sometimes, i remember why i like you so much.

And other times? :eek:

Well gosh, thanks you two. I'm getting a swelled head. It matches my boobahs. ;)

I have to say, I'm a fun date. I pay my own way, don't care if you flirt with the waitress, and I'll even be the designated driver.

I will however insist that you dance (if dancing is an option), kick your arse in a game of pool, and then ravage you when I drop you off at your doorstep.

I'm a moms worst nightmare. ;)

OK, now I just want to date you even more.

It's been about 2 years since I was in a relationship, and about 4 since I want on a real date. It's been more than a year since I went out just to have fun. Wow, my life sucks when you look at like that.

ok, now i just want to date you even more.

it's been about 2 years since i was in a relationship, and about 4 since i want on a real date. it's been more than a year since i went out just to have fun. wow, my life sucks when you look at like that.

I'd take you out in a heartbeat. We'd have a blast, paint the town red, dance the night away, drink ourselves silly (in my case sillier) and just let loose.

Well now I really want to go out. Sigh.

Stupid responsibilities and stuff. Poo. :(

Okay, I'm falling asleep at the puter.

I think it's time for this chicky to hit the nest.

Heath, I miss you. Work should never get in the way of AMHD. ;)

KP dear, I'll see you in my dreams, meet me in the yard, I have some wicked plans on the picnic table. It involves bending over and butt slapping. Did I get your attention?

Night everyone. Sleep well. Happy dreams. :)

And other times? :eek:

The other times, I never forgot.

Hi.

Hi... :)

Hi stringer, long time no see how are you? :)

Hello folks, how's this lovely Wednesday treating everyone?

I just hired some neighbor boys to mow my lawn. They needed money to get fishing licenses, so I told them to mow away and I'd give them enough to get their papers. See I'm nice!

Hi everyone. :)

Hi bella

Paying someone else to get your chores done, fair enough :)

How you doing :)

Hi alty, how are you

Hi...... :)

How you doing, Boss?

All good over here. I think I am developing a real problem. Every time the sun is shining I want to drink beer!

Hi all. I'm doing. Tired, feeling a bit sick again. :(

It's hot, I have stuff to do and sadly there are no neighbor kids that are willing to clean my house for a fishing license. ;)

Sigh.

Awww, alty you know id come and help you if I were close enough

No worries bella, I get that feeling as well, apparently it very common :)

Ahh the joys of living in Nova Scotia. Boys will do just about anything for a fishing license.

Not a lot of fishers around here. No point. The nearest lake to fish in is a few hours away. Unless you want to fish in a polluted man made lake. ;)

Aw, Bear, do you mean it? Well then get over here! :)

Sure just need a plane ticket :D

Umm bear are you leaving me?

Nope you'll be in canada as well won't you bella, :)

Yea you can swing by my place after you're done at Alty's :)

nope youll be in canada aswell wont you bella, :)

You'll need two plane tickets if you want to visit both of us. It's not exactly a hop skip and a jump away.

I always find it amusing when people think that if you live in Canada, you can easily visit each other.

When we went to Germany in 2001 I got to see 4 of my cousins that we don't see very often, even when we visit Germany. They have a small house, no room, and the town is further away then everyone else.

I was thrilled to get to spend some time with them, and the one cousin was thrilled to see me because he was going to be working in Canada for 2 years, was hoping he could see me more often, or even live with us for a while.

I said sure, where are you going to be working? He said Toronto. I laughed. Um, Toronto is a 5 hour flight away. He was shocked. Said "but it is in Canada right?" :p

Yea and being the second largest in land mass, Alty would probably be a good 5-7 days drive from me. We are at exact opposites. We even speak different dialects of Canadian... :p

Hmmm, OK that's do able, who's closer at the moment?

But id still be closer than I amnow :o

That's a good question. I would assume Alty if you were flying into either the Winnipeg airport or the Toronto Airport.

Not sure who's closer Bear.

I need more help though, so come to me. :)

Hey

Hey-o Adam, how goes it?

I don't know how accurate it is but it didn't seem to accurate but Alty, you are my 2nd biggest fan on Facebook. Thank You.

hey-o Adam, how goes it?

It goes good

Good to hear!

Who's closer to the east coast of canada? :)

Hi adam, how goes it :)

That's be me!! I am the East Coast of Canada! Lol Nova Scotia.

That's be me!!! I am the East Coast of Canada!! lol Nova Scotia.

Nova scotia is about halfway between england and alberta

So I could stop off and see you bella on my way to help alty with her chores :D

Stop somewhere and have a beer with me. Penns. Is probably closer so wait a month and come visit.

Sounds good Bear. Wouldn't it awesome if we could plan an AMHD reunion or just a cool meeting somewhere?

I don't know how accurate it is but it didn't seem to accurate but Alty, you are my 2nd biggest fan on facebook. Thank You.

I'm your fan? Wow. I guess I must like you. :) ;)

Sounds good Bear. Wouldn't it awesome if we could plan an AMHD reunion or just a cool meeting somewhere?

People have tried before, but nothing's come of it.

We're simply too spread out, can't agree on a central location, or a time frame. That's a lot of people to co-ordinate.

I'd be willing to have an AMHD BBQ at my house for all the people I really care about.

OMG! That's a lot of people.

Maybe we should rent a hall. ;)

Your not that far from bella adam, (pennsylvania)(sp) that's what a 12 hour drive or 3 hour train journey possibly?

Oh Adam, come on I drive to New Brunswick on a monthly basis and that's 4 hours from me! Lol

I live in Indiana but will be in Pennsylvania in August for my 21st birthday.

I have and so have many others wanted to get everybody together for a reunion of some sort but I believe it is just impossible. I wish for it though.

Alty, Thanks for being a fan, but now you probably don't want to be but don't fear, either I am a loser or it is inaccurate.

August 21st, that's my daughters birthday!

Are we all planning a reunion?

Count me in.

We can pick a more central local. Right now I can't leave Canada, but give me a few months and I may be able to change that. A year if I don't go for my Canadian citizenship, but I'm planning on taking the test, making it official.

So, how about LA? I have a friend there. LA would be fun. We could drive to Vegas for a weekend.

Sorry Bella, I will be in Pennsylvania from August 2 through August 6 on a vacation during my 21st birthday. Sorry for the confusion.

People have tried before, but nothing's come of it.

We're simply too spread out, can't agree on a central location, or a time frame. That's a lot of people to co-ordinate.

I'd be willing to have an AMHD BBQ at my house for all the people I really care about.

OMG! That's a lot of people.

Maybe we should rent a hall. ;)

I agree it would be really awesome to meet every one in person :)

And then there's the bonus of BBQ :)

I live in Indiana but will be in Pennsylvania in August for my 21st birthday.

I have and so have many others wanted to get everybody together for a reunion of some sort but I believe it is just impossible. I wish for it though.

Alty, Thanks for being a fan, but now you probably don't want to be but don't fear, either I am a loser or it is inaccurate.

I don't mind being a fan. Me likey. :)

I just hope you're not mad about what I said to your Aunt. Sorry, I just couldn't help myself. My bad. Spank me if you must. ;)

Are we all planning a reunion?

Count me in.

We can pick a more central local. Right now I can't leave Canada, but give me a few months and I may be able to change that. A year if I don't go for my Canadian citizenship, but I'm planning on taking the test, making it official.

So, how about LA? I have a friend there. LA would be fun. We could drive to Vegas for a weekend.

Hmm.. that's around 1000-1500 miles for me. I might not make it to that one. But we should get one in the middle of the U.S somewhere that way it is about even for everyone.

I don't mind being a fan. Me likey. :)

I just hope you're not mad about what I said to your Aunt. Sorry, I just couldn't help myself. My bad. Spank me if you must. ;)

How did you know that was my aunt? Anyway, she is my stepdads sister and she had no reason to even put that up on my wall. I had a thought that I wanted to share and I did. But if you insist, that will be 5 lashes!

Oh and I really appreciated your comment.

*cough*

i agree it would be really awesome to meet every one in person :)

and then theres the added bonus of BBQ :)

R is the BBQ king. That man can take a piece of meat and make it taste like pure heaven.

Then of course there's yard games, beer, firepit, roasting marshmellows, playing with the kids. Ooooh, water fight! We have to have a water fight.

I'm such a child. ;)

No way Canada is much nicer! Lol I guess that's why no one can agree to a central location...

How did you know that was my aunt? Anyway, she is my stepdads sister and she had no reason to even put that up on my wall. I had a thought that I wanted to share and I did. But if you insist, that will be 5 lashes!

Oh and I really appreciated your comment.

She said that you're still her fav nephew, or something along those lines. That's how I knew she's your Aunt.

Ouch. Five? That's a bit extreme, don't you think?

I love bbq and games and water fights but the girls have to wear white for this one. White is just more innocent you know. Isn't that what you want? :D

*cough*

Of course you're invited silly girl. Just pack your bags, get on a plane, and come on over.

The tent trailer is up and ready. :)