Okay, I'm officially sick to my stomach.

Yeah. Lucky for me the girlfriend has already named our 3 children.

... jesus christ.

yeah. lucky for me the girlfriend has already named our 3 children.

...jesus christ.

Which post did I miss? :eek: :eek: :eek:

I missed it too.

I missed it too.

Then what made you sick to your stomach?

My picture? :eek: :eek: :( :(

I am officially sucking my thumb and crying. ;)

i gotta ask...where?

Let's just say it would be covered at a topless beach and would get me insta-banned if I posted pics.

Then what made you sick to your stomach?

My picture? :eek: :eek: :( :(

I am officially sucking my thumb and crying. ;)

Not your picture honey... the pervert. You know the pervert. I should stop now, maybe go to bed before I get myself in trouble. :confused:

Sure sure. You earned your MILF status.


Just wait till the kids teachers start hitting on you !!!!

No, wait until the kids' FRIENDS start hitting on you.

That's true. The woman I'm renting a room from...I'd like to say that she's...maybe...40? She's a grandma.

My mom was 38 when she become a grandma. My sister was 16.

Not your picture honey....the pervert. You know the pervert. I should stop now, maybe go to bed before I get myself in trouble. :confused:

Na, stick around, I just posted a thread about the new skin, we can get in trouble together. :)

One of my problems is the pervert. I'm signing off before I get myself in more trouble.

One of my problems is the pervert. I'm signing off before I get myself in more trouble.

Wait a minute. I haven't been on for hours. Have you got another pervert? :mad:

Hey folks, I'm just popping in to say hey. I have another doc appointment I have to get ready for. I've been fasting for almost 48 hours now, and holy HELL I am ready to eat the whole left side of a cow.

Hey folks, I'm just popping in to say hey. I have another doc appointment I have to get ready for. I've been fasting for almost 48 hours now, and holy HELL I am ready to eat the whole left side of a cow.


Poor you,I'm cooking roast beef and all the trimmings for dinner,made an apple crumble and clotted cream for after.. im totally starving!

Ill save you some,hope all goes well,just think,soon you can have a food fest!

RED!! You mean, mean woman! Lol. Okay I am leaving now. Hopefully talk to you all tonight. :)

Best of luck bella...

Ohhh,smell that roast, delish!

Lol Red, teasing people ;)

Hello, I hate mosquitos.

Hello, I hate mosquitos.

As do I, soak in hot water to get rid of the itch if you need it

I hate them too... fortunately, I've got the electric zapper to make them agonize ;)

Hey people, I may just disappear in any instant so... you won't get too worried if I disappear :o

Hi everyone.

So Adam and Emop are being eaten alive. Bella is fasting. Red is teasing Bella with food. J left so she doesn't say something bad, and Unky may disappear?

Am I all caught up? ;)

Hi everyone.

So Adam and Emop are being eaten alive. Bella is fasting. Red is teasing Bella with food. J left so she doesn't say something bad, and Unky may disappear?

Am I all caught up? ;)

I'm going on a date tonight =)
With Pat, he isn't too happy about me paying though haha

I'm going on a date tonight =)
With Pat, he isn't too happy about me paying though haha

Emop, any time you want to take me out and pay, say the word and I'll be there. ;)

Emop, any time you want to take me out and pay, say the word and I'll be there. ;)

Haha, come all the way to Pittsuburgh for a fair haha sure =)

Yes, I am allergic to mosquitos. I go outside during an evening when they are out and if I forget bugspray I get about 13-14 bites within a few hours and the get huge and then bubble up and fill with puss. Luckily right now only 2 filled up with puss but the rest are still noticeable. It just makes me look pretty bad.

As do I, soak in hot water to get rid of the itch if you need it

Is that an offer ;)

is that an offer ;)

Bear, don't forget I still have a month before I'm 18 haha

Well, come over here, then your fine :D

well, come over here, then your fine :D

I'd love to Bear, haha but I'm actually supposed to be getting ready at the moment.


I'll be back soon

I can take a hint ;)

No worries, later emop have a good time :)

Hi everyone.

So Adam and Emop are being eaten alive. Bella is fasting. Red is teasing Bella with food. J left so she doesn't say something bad, and Unky may disappear?

Am I all caught up? ;)

And here I thought Luke and Laura were getting married too?

And here I thought Luke and Laura were getting married too??

Who? What? Luke Skywalker? Laura? :confused:

Is this before my time? ;)

... if anything, it's WAYYYY after your time =P

Who? What? Luke Skywalker? Laura? :confused:

Is this before my time? ;)

Luke and Laura - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Luke_and_Laura)

i can take a hint ;)

no worries, later emop have a good time :)

No really, I had to go get a shower for the store hahaha

Hey Bear how old are you? :p

Soooo... No date tonight

Pat's filling out job aps at the moment

Well I am here running the old sound system tonight, almost laughable. I have a rap group tonight, rather "street" rap.

I did not know my system could go that loud

Well I am here running the old sound system tonight, almost laughable. I have a rap group tonight, rather "street" rap.

I did not know my system could go that loud

Learning some new words I've heard =)

No really, I had to go get a shower for the store hahaha

Hey Bear how old are you? :p

Yeah I know, I was only teasing you :)

21 years young :D



Soooo.... No date tonight

Pat's filling out job aps at the moment

Sorry to hear that emop :(


Catch you later, 3.20 am, I played castle crashers too much :( its quite addictive

yeah i know, i was only teasing you :)

21 years young :D




sorry to hear that emop :(


catch ya'll later, 3.20 am, i played castle crashers too much :( its quite addictive

I know and I was teasing back :p

Catch you later Bear

Who? What? Luke Skywalker? Laura? :confused:

Is this before my time? ;)

They were characters on a soap opera my mom watches. If I remember correctly, they were together for several years, but never got married. They made a huge deal of it when they finally did get married.

General Hospital I think it was. That was back when I was in high school.

Well that explains it then. I don't watch Soaps, heck, I don't watch much TV at all. I have a few shows I like, but if I miss them, I miss them, no biggie.

I have a friend that has become a hermit, trapped in her home, because of TV. She records most of them because there are usually 3 or more per time slot that she has to watch. Every time we ask her and her husband over, they say no, because she has to catch up on her shows. :(

All I know about soap operas...

Dated a couple of Cute Girls... one who broke my heart, another who wasntt right cause of her ex still being in her head (ans bed) and, ergo, her bedroom...

Anyway... these woman could watch just one episode of a soap opera and be up to speed in no time... like the last six months did not matter.

...

All I can say is those ex's found peace with some screwed up TV BS easier than they did with me.

Not saying the were wrong. Just stating da facts.

Somehow some girl back from the dead sleeping with her long lost brother after her man was in jail... somehow that crap stuck and made sense while my...

Aw... screw it. I'm a jaded, irish-serb boy looking for a fight.

Put that on me tombstone and ill but ja first round.

I don't watch much TV either. If I HAVE to watch something I usually find it on the computer.

Note to self...

Stop trying to seduce j_9 on the local public access TV network.

It's best to seduce me on the computer KP. Particularly in the middle of the night.:p

I just have to point out that we're on the computer and for me, it is the middle of the night. ;)

Ohhh, YAY! Time for some seduction?

Night girls.

I'm done and done.

Rhetorical question... how many times can a broken heart break?

Every time I think I'm done, I find out some new twist in the muck that was my marriage.

This is so NOT a request for sympathy.. don't do it.. I won't respond.

It mostly just amazement in how we can really not know another... I know her well enough to know a lot. More than shed admit. More than she will admit.

But again... how many times to I need to catch her heart elsewhere and in a lie?

It wouldn't matter if I didn't want her to be happy and loved.

... eh... done for the night. I have no answers tonight. Just amazed bewilderment.

On a side note... the mystery flavor of the lollipop of the day was green apple.

Meh...

I'm into raspberry lemonaide... just sayin'

KP, you requested no sympathy, so I'll do my best not to dish it out, but know that we all have ears that are willing to listen, should you want to vent.

Now, if you want to throw things, Sneezy's back for a while, so aim at him. :D

I have ears? Really?

I have ears? Really?

J, they're the things on the side of your head that hubby uses as handles when you're... oops... W.T. :o

Oh THOSE!!

O MY!

And I found something ridiculous today

Handerpants.com

I will check that one out nad report back.

I will check that one out nad report back.

It is very odd. Looks warm though

Wow

wow

Told you, ridiculous

Soooooo, there fingerless gloves made to look like undepants?


Do they have a bit on the front which you can poke your 'finger' out off?

soooooo, there fingerless gloves made to look like undepants?


do they have a bit on the front which you can poke your 'finger' out off?

Yup, it's so you don't pee your handerpants

Haha, crazy people with crazy ideas.

Makes for easy access when you unzip your hand-trousers :D

makes for easy access when you unzip your hand-trousers :D

Bear I fell off my chair laughing

Haha, crazy people with crazy ideas.

Worst part is, people buy them for 12 bucks

But you could say they are quite... HANDY!

Ha, Handy. Nice one.

Ha, Handy. nice one.

I love puns =)

but you could say they are quite... HANDY!

Ha :D

Welcome to Instant Rimshot (http://instantrimshot.com/)

Bear I fell off my chair laughing

Then my job is done :D

Hello all. How is every one doing today?

Hi bella, not bad

How are you doing?

I am tired. But I am doing good. Well still alive anyway, and that must count for something.

I'm told it does :)

Why so tired, you OK?

Well since Monday I have been going to see doctor's and having blood tests done. Today was my only "free" day. When I have more answers I will let you guys know what's going on. Nothing too serious...

How are you Bear?

Hi everyone, sorry I disappeared!

ha :D

Welcome to Instant Rimshot (http://instantrimshot.com/)

HAHA thanks Bear

Good, as long as your all right bella :)

I got offered a placement today so I'm really quite happy, and having a drink to celebrate :D


Hi emop, well your pun deserved it :D

Bella you're going to be okay right?

Lol Bear you should hear my others

Can't wait ;)

Hugs bella :)

cant wait ;)

hugs bella :)

Most of them are pretty lame, I guess I'm not all that punny

most of them are pretty lame, I guess I'm not all that punny

Wayyyyyyyy, didn't see that one till it hit me :D

wayyyyyyyy, didnt see that one till it hit me :D

Haha Bear-y funny =)

Well I got to go to bed early tonight, I'm kind of sick, and I may be going out with my friends tonight

Haha Bear-y funny =)

Nooo, can't taKE... ANY,, MORE... puuuunnsss :(



Ooo, take care emop, if you don't feel up to it, its better to make yourself well again :)

Have a good night Emop! Play nice! :p

I'm going to be okay. Nothing serious.

Congrats on the placement Bear! I told you things have a way of working themselves out.

Have a good night Emop! Play nice!! :p

I'm going to be okay. Nothing serious.

Congrats on the placement Bear! I told you things have a way of working them selves out.

Thanks Bella, yea I'm really chuffed :D

I start Monday and it's a couple of hours away, so I need to find a place to live nearby, within the next few days, or I'm going to stay at a premier inn for a few days :D

Do you have to pay for the hotel or will the placement pay for it?

Ill have to pay for it

Congrats on the job Bear!

Thanks Stringer, haven't seen you around for a while, how are you?

Hello all. What's new?

Well...

It's a new dawn, it's a new day, it's a new life... for me.

And I'm feeling gooooooood :cool:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmwRQqJsegw&feature=related

Nothing much new here. Same ole same ole.

@ Aurora:

What's this I hear about you going to the doc? Are you OK?

Yea, it's nothing life threatening. I'll be okay.

What's new with you?

Can't complain. Stuck in the middle of the country... nothing to do... read through the 5 books I brought here, went through an entire season of a TV show, working on season 2... wrote some, cleaned a lot, ate a lot, slept a lot, etc.

I guess I'm on vacay!

... I really... never thought I'd say these words... but...

I can't wait to get back to med school.

... Yeah. I said it.

Ha-Ha! Oh that about sums my life up. Throw in 2 dogs and a 2 year old, and there you have me!

Med school, wow. Good for you! :) How much longer do you have?

After seeing where it is, can't really blame you :D

after seeing where it is, can't really blame you :D

Where is it?

Its like on a tropical paradice with bikini clad babaes,


Damm you sneezy :(

Hell I don't even swing that way, but I'd want to be there too!

Although it has been +37 up this way for the past 3 days. I am glad I got to spend so much time in an air conditioned building.

Its been uncharacteristically hot here as well, so much so that there's now a hose pipe ban :D

Good thing it rained today I guess :(

Reet I'm off for the night, got to get up early tofind somewhere to live :D

And some would already class the time as early ;)

@Aurora:

I have... many many many many many years left.

and yes, it is on a tropical beach, and I have a beachfront apartment... my balcony faces the water, and I can spit on the sand from my window.

HOWEVER, I never get to go... unless it's at 4am... while taking a walk as a break... from studying.

As far as bikini clad babes... tough situation, there. My reputation on the island has been... dialed down a notch. Let me put it this way. Walk into any of the 5 libraries on campus, pick a RANDOM girl, and ask her what she thinks about me... and she'll give you SOME sort of a response.

The range has been, "he's insane! last week, at the bar...he did..." to "ugh, that dirtbag..." to "I heard he's single..."

but, now that I have a girlfriend, the rumors/stories/reputation has been dialed down a bit. I still get the occasional calls from friends saying, "So I just met this girl, and she asked if the stories about you are true..."

thanks Stringer, havent seen you around for a while, how are you?

Life gets in the way lately Bear. Busy taking medical tests and work.

Hi everyone, I only have a few moments online.

Morning everyone. I've lost 11 pounds. Yay... Go me!

O MY!

And I found something ridiculous today

Handerpants.com

I have to admit, I kind of want a pair. I like oddities.

Yah J!

Yesterday it was 103F or 39 C. Ouch!

At this point I'd take your life sneezzy!

Go J! Go J! Go J! Woo Hoo!

Yah J!

Yesterday it was 103F or 39 C. Ouch!

I've been sleeping through the heat! :D

@Aurora:

I have...many many many many many years left.

and yes, it is on a tropical beach, and i have a beachfront apartment...my balcony faces the water, and I can spit on the sand from my window.

HOWEVER, I never get to go...unless it's at 4am...while taking a walk as a break...from studying.

As far as bikini clad babes...tough situation, there. My reputation on the island has been...dialed down a notch. Let me put it this way. Walk into any of the 5 libraries on campus, pick a RANDOM girl, and ask her what she thinks about me...and she'll give you SOME sort of a response.

The range has been, "he's insane! last week, at the bar...he did..." to "ugh, that dirtbag..." to "I heard he's single..."

but, now that i have a girlfriend, the rumors/stories/reputation has been dialed down a bit. I still get the occasional calls from friends saying, "So I just met this girl, and she asked if the stories about you are true..."

Oh you poor, poor baby. Your life is so tough. I feel for you. I really, really do.

Okay, even typing that was hard. My head hurts. :(

Life gets in the way lately Bear. Busy taking medical tests and work.

Medical tests? hope your all right stringer :)

Sneezy - you get no sympathy from me :mad:

J - is that 11 on top of the 9 or in total? either way well done :D

I just got dumped...

Aww, sorry to hear that emop :(

Hugs

aww, sorry to hear that emop :(

hugs

Thanks Bear

I read your thread, and agree with KC, he just seems to be not thinking right at the moment,
My advice (probably wouldn't help things), woiuld be to give him a slap next time you see him and tell him to stop being a complete tool for believeing unfounded lies and then throwing a hissy fit.

i read your thread, and agree with KC, he just seems to be not thinking right at the moment,
my advice (probably wouldnt help things), woiuld be to give him a slap next time you see him and tell him to stop being a complete tool for believeing unfounded lies and then throwing a hissy fit.

Thanks...

Sorry emo.

Granted, I don't know the full story, but if this guy, out of nowhere, just listened to a single rumor and then left you, that's a huge issue... there's got to be more to this story than just that.

Sorry emo.

Granted, I don't know the full story, but if this guy, out of nowhere, just listened to a single rumor and then left you, that's a huge issue...there's gotta be more to this story than just that.

It was like a fairy tale romance, then out of nowhere he accused me of cheating and dumped me

Yeah. Huge red flag.

yeah. huge red flag.

Yeah...

Honestly. There are rumors circling about me through school that are... some funny, some ridiculous, and some "WHAT?!?!?"

If my girlfriend believed ANY of it, then I would be locked up.

In times like this I crank up the old Joan Jet!

YouTube - Joan Jett - Bad Reputation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAQXg0IdfI)

Honestly. There are rumors circling about me through school that are...some funny, some ridiculous, and some "WHAT?!?!?"

If my girlfriend believed ANY of it, then I would be locked up.

There are many rumors about me... I just can't believe he believed one so easily

My rumors range from...

"he's cheating," to "he's killed someone before," to "he beat his ex girlfriend," and the newest one on top of the list, "he tried to rape someone."

... if ANYONE knows me here, they know for a FACT (I'm looking at you, alty) that I'm not capable of any of this. And the last one, ABSURD. I wasn't even OUT that night... I was at the library, which is why it's so ridiculous. Like I said, thank god my girlfriend is understanding and actually has a TALK with me about the rumors. Granted, she's getting frustrated as to why these rumors exist... I think it's because people just get bored.

My rumors range from...

"he's cheating," to "he's killed someone before," to "he beat his ex girlfriend," and the newest one on top of the list, "he tried to rape someone."

...if ANYONE knows me here, they know for a FACT (I'm looking at you, alty) that I'm not capable of any of this. And the last one, ABSURD. I wasn't even OUT that night...I was at the library, which is why it's so ridiculous. Like I said, thank god my girlfriend is understanding and actually has a TALK with me about the rumors. Granted, she's getting frustrated as to why these rumors exist...I think it's because people just get bored.

The rumors about me vary from I kill people to I am a cannibal to I was cheating

O well. I guess it wasn't worht it

In times like this I crank up the old Joan Jet!!

YouTube - Joan Jett - Bad Reputation (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RAQXg0IdfI)

Thanks Bell!

The rumors about me vary from I kill people to I am a cannibal to I was cheating

O well. I guess it wasn't worht it

Cannibal, huh?. wow. That's... a new one.

I wouldn't say you weren't worth it. Not at all. If your boyfriend is willing to believe the rumors without even ASKING you about it, then HE wasn't worth it.

cannibal, huh? ...wow. that's...a new one.

I wouldn't say you weren't worth it. Not at all. If your boyfriend is willing to believe the rumors without even ASKING you about it, then HE wasn't worth it.

I meant it as in the relationship...

Yeah, it's because I have a thing for blood and biting...

Hell I grew up with a bad reputation. I listened to heavy metal and punk rock, had a Chelsea, wore band t shirts, hung out with a unruly crowd, smoked cigarettes, drank beer, went to rowdy shows, had piercings and tattoo's and well for lack of better words "got around". Rumors don't bother me. Yea they suck, and it sucks even more when the people you love and trust believe them, but even as an adult almost in my 30's rumors still fly.

Hell I grew up with a bad reputation. I listened to heavy metal and punk rock, had a Chelsea, wore band t shirts, hung out with a unruly crowd, smoked cigarettes, drank beer, went to rowdy shows, had piercings and tattoo's and well for lack of better words "got around". Rumors don't bother me. Yea they suck, and it sucks even more when the people you love and trust believe them, but even as an adult almost in my 30's rumors still fly.

Normally rumors don't bug me, but I just can't believe I got dumped for one

And you know what Emop, after my teen years I got pregnant. At 23. My "friends" started a rumor that I left my baby on the bus, and that I was a terrible mother, that my kid was damned etc etc... well she's almost 3 and doing just fine. Haven't left her on the bus or anywhere else... yet... :p

And you know what Emop, after my teen years I got pregnant. At 23. My "friends" started a rumor that I left my baby on the bus, and that I was a terrible mother, that my kid was damned etc etc... well she's almost 3 and doing just fine. Haven't left her on the bus or anywhere else...yet... :p

Why would someone spread such a thing?

Immature, jealousy, boredom, confusion, I don't know, honestly I was so upset when I heard that. But I just realized, they will never know what I have, they are miserable in their lives, and because I wasn't going down that path with them anymore, they wanted to ruin the one thing that brought me happiness.

Immature, jealousy, boredom, confusion, I don't know, honestly I was so upset when I heard that. But I just realized, they will never know what I have, they are miserable in their lives, and because I wasn't going down that path with them anymore, they wanted to ruin the one thing that brought me happiness.

I just am in shock that things went downhill so fast...

Yea it sucks. You'll be okay. You're a strong girl. Give your heart time to heal. Things may change, and he may realize what a class A jerk he is being. And if not, than he wasn't worth it to begin with.

Yea it sucks. You'll be okay. You're a strong girl. Give your heart time to heal. Things may change, and he may realize what a class A jerk he is being. And if not, than he wasn't worth it to begin with.

Thanks Bell..

Any time my dear.

Any time my dear.

My mum is coming home early from work because I'm such a wreck

Poor thing. You'll be all right. In a few months, you'll look back and go, "I can't believe I got that upset for something/someone that insignificant."

poor thing. you'll be alright. In a few months, you'll look back and go, "I can't believe I got that upset for something/someone that insignificant."

Thanks, I know but for now it's killing me

I could really use a drink right about now.

Beat you too it, here, what's up?

Thank God!

Not much my way, just one of those days where every little thing starts to add up and about makes you go off the edge. I am very implosive so something bad could happen.

How are you Bear?

Wow things got pretty fiesty out there a bit ago. This brasize person was out to get some people. I believe he is no longer with us.

Wow things got pretty fiesty out there a bit ago. This brasize person was out to get some people. I believe he is no longer with us.

Peeves has a bye bye to him from Ben. :)

It's rather heartwarming. :)

It really is.

Have a good evening.

Thank God!

Not much my way, just one of those days where every little thing starts to add up and about makes you go off the edge. I am very implosive so something bad could happen.

How are you Bear?

I'm knackered, and stressing over having nowhere to live near my job, :(

And panicking over do I even know where I want to live, am I right :(

I know not a real problem but still :(

Wow things got pretty fiesty out there a bit ago. This brasize person was out to get some people. I believe he is no longer with us.

Really, I wasn't paying attention :(

I always miss the good stuff :(

Hello alll...

I just ditched alty so I could come here! Aren't you all warm and gushy about it..

Hey sneeze... long time :)

You ditched Alty? Lol Oh you bad bad boy. How's it going today Sneezy?

Can't complain. Girlfriend took me out to breakfast. I came back home, watched TV, went for a walk, read some books, watched TV, napped, wrote a little, watched TV, read some books, fixed a computer, watched TV, girlfriend dropped by with dinner, watched TV, hung out, and here I am.

Wow, sounds like you had an eventful day. You should take a break! Maybe put your feet up and watch some t.v?


:p

HELLLLOOOOOOO everyone!!

///u^) (emo smiley)

can't complain. girlfriend took me out to breakfast. i came back home, watched tv, went for a walk, read some books, watched tv, napped, wrote a little, watched tv, read some books, fixed a computer, watched tv, girlfriend dropped by with dinner, watched tv, hung out, and here i am.

Sounds a bit like your being 'kept' by your girlfriend, her bringing you your meals and all :D

My café is broke.. :mad:

Good Morning all.

Hey adam,not many around this morning.

I got up early and hit the pool before it got busy,I'm eating cheerios now and thinking about getting some housework done.

I'm feeling pretty lazy right now,not even tony robbins could get me moving.

Hey Red,

So, you been swimming a lot lately?

I might not respond back for a bit, I have my eyelids glued open and I need to take a rest for awhile.

I just finished watching "Brooklyn's Finest" Not the greatest movie ever made. Just thught I would share.

30 minutes left of work and I am out of here.

The one day I decide to get out of here and do something, it's drizzling. Oh well.

More TV for me today :-D

Uggg, I've had a hard time on my Facebook games since about midnight. I' ticked off!

Hey Sneezy and J.

Sorry for the rain Sneezy, but at least you got TV.

J, Sorry for your games.

J I haven't been able to get onto frontier ville for a week now! And my farmville is all wonky too. SO frustrating.

J I haven't been able to get onto frontier ville for a week now! And my farmville is all wonky too. SO frustrating.

Your farmville is wonky!

There foreclosing on me and I'm on charges for animal cruelty,not too mention the neighbours are going nuts cause my cow got out and the horse is no where to be seen... farmings not for me.

... what... are we talking about..

Facebook games Sneezy!

...what...are we talking about...?


Farmville,or maybe that should be farmvile!

Crocodile dundee is on,I always had a soft spot for paul hogan.

Mine is farm town, frontierville and café world.

viewing places to rent in an unfamiliar town, very hot weaher followed by sudden downpours plus 6 to 7 hours driving makes for a very tired bear :(

viewing places to rent in an unfamiliar town, very hot weaher followed by sudden downpours plus 6 to 7 hours driving makes for a very tired bear :(

Need a hug and a beer Bear? :)

Say that five times fast;

Beer bear
Beer bear
Beer bear

I can't even type it 3 times fast. :(

My child just locked me out of the house for 15 minutes. Grrrr

My child just locked me out of the house for 15 minutes. Grrrr

The wonderful days of the mischievous toddler years. :D

Did Lady help her or you? :)

Lady was most definitely on her side. :Angry face:

See E is about lady's height, so Lady gets a free for all feeding when is E. Lady is no longer my dog. She follows that kid around with the same Poop eating grin on her face, and I know that E is up to no good, and Lady is getting fed out of it. Yup a whole dozen eggs last night, E cracked them open Lady ate them up.

I don't know what the HE** is going on with the E-Mail notifications,new threads notifications,this site,my mind,the orbit of Jupiter,, or any other solar cycles...

Wow this is a most frustrating site lately!

I agree Ken. Now, onto more pressing questions... who has my remote?

Lady was most definitely on her side. :Angry face:

See E is about lady's height, so Lady gets a free for all feeding when E is involved. Lady is no longer my dog. She follows that kid around with the same Poop eating grin on her face, and I know that E is up to no good, and Lady is getting fed out of it. Yup a whole dozen eggs last night, E cracked them open Lady ate them up.

You need a fridge lock.

I would never put a lock on my fridge. If my kid is hungry or thirsty she can eat or drink. I baby sat for this couple and the father would lock the cupboards and fridge, and the kids were always hungry and thirsty. I felt so bad for them. But I think she learned her lesson as far as feeding Lady a dozen of eggs go.

A day at the doctors.

This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you." The next day, the guy shows up with his wife. The doctor says to the wife, "Take off your clothes and lie on the table." She does it, and the doctor walks around the table a few times looking her up and down. He pulls the guy to the side and says, "You're fine. She doesn't give me a hard-on, either."

A day at the doctors.

This guy visits the doctors and says, "Doc, I think I've got a sex problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore." The doctor says, "Come back tomorrow and bring her with you." The next day, the guy shows up with his wife. The doctor says to the wife, "Take off your clothes and lie on the table." She does it, and the doctor walks around the table a few times looking her up and down. He pulls the guy to the side and says, "You're fine. She doesn't give me a hard-on, either."

That is wicked, hard-core awesome.

But only if told to a dude.

Grls won't get it.

I get it, but still don't think it's that funny.

Exactly.

Guys are idiots. Its what we do best.

Yea, but I get it. I don't think it's funny.

guys are idiots. its what we do best.

Sigh. I have to agree with this.

Thanks hheath! :) :)

but only if told to a dude.

grls wont get it.

I get it, and I find it amusing. I actually snorted a little bit.

I'm with Bella.

I love jokes, and even the sick ones I usually get a giggle out of. This one just wasn't funny, at least from a girls perspective.

Maybe I'm just grumpy though, so don't pay any attention to what I think.

New skin has me down. Almost 3 years here, tons of people I adore, and I'm seriously considering leaving for good. I can't take it anymore.

Whoever is forcing this on us doesn't give a rats arse what we think. Well fine, if he/she wants to pi$$ of the people that put money in his/her pocket, watch me walk. I don't have to be here, I choose to be.

Maybe when the money stops popping into his/her account, he/she will finally listen to what we have to say. :(

Example...

A woman could hint to a man what she liked and wanted for a year and he wouldn't probably buy a clue.

Last week at work I was facing another guy who was working at a computer facing my area. I wasn't looking at him. Until guy instinct caused me to look to see him looking at a girl behind me by 20 ft, tracking her sexy walk. So.. of course I saw him see her and I turned.

Now... call me an idiot. Won't be the first time. But there was some silent "DUDE!" esp going on there. Its like that.

I accept I am wired differently from the XX set for the most part.

Ill lead the fidiot parade. Be the grand master.

No fight there.

i get it, and i find it amusing. i actually snorted a little bit.

Snorted is a funny word.

Maybe I'm spending too much time with my 6 year old.

Then again, there is such a thing as too much time with a silly child.

Tick tock... I hear that clock running...

I would never put a lock on my fridge. If my kid is hungry or thirsty she can eat or drink. I baby sat for this couple and the father would lock the cupboards and fridge, and the kids were always hungry and thirsty. I felt so bad for them. But I think she learned her lesson as far as feeding Lady a dozen of eggs go.

What made her decide to feed raw eggs to the dog, anyway?

You're too smart to be a fidiot KP. But I love that you'll admit to it. :)

Lately I'm not only a fidiot, but a big "b" little "itch" as well.

Just really grumpy.

I could use a hug.

No girls, not you! KP! A nice squishy long hug.

While you're there... ;)

You, I;m kind of grumpy, but for other reasons. Found it kind of degrading. But maybe that's my hormones acting all wonky. You know us girls... temperamental...

Alty can't you just use the old skin? Or does yours keep changing back to the new one? I don't like the new skin, but I find aside from the stupid reddies and the weird comments, I don't notice it any more. I am on the V2 skin, and hopefully will be able to keep it that way.

So its like the anti joke to my ex's fav joke...

Why are so many women really bad at estimating measurements?

Because men have lied to them their whole lives about what six inches looks like.

The men rarely snicker at that one...

what made her decide to feed raw eggs to the dog, anyway?


Oh probably the same thing that possessed her to climb on my TV, break my fan, poop in her toy box, flush a roll of t.p down the toilette, I don't know toddlers?

Virtual hugs :)

so its like the anti joke to my ex's fav joke...

why are so many women really bad at estimating measurements?

because men have lied to them their whole lives about what six inches looks like.

the men rarely snicker at that one...

Okay that was good.

Eh... the joke is probably funny to me cause I'm sure my ex is out on a date night with a different married man while I have an overnight with my kid.

So... I'm hormonal for my own reasons.

Getting easier and easier to cut the ties... but I'm still working on it. The head and the heart just don't always mesh.

Okay the usual suspects is on. Always good for a chuckle.

What the hell is wrong with a tug now and then?

Okay the usual suspects is on. Always good for a chuckle.

Love it.

Anything with kevin spacey is worth a shot.

eh... the joke is probably funny to me cause im sure my ex is out on a date night with a different married man while i have an overnight with my kid.

so... im hormonal for my own reasons.

getting easier and easier to cut the ties... but im still working on it. the head and the heart just dont always mesh.

Wise words.

eh... the joke is probably funny to me cause im sure my ex is out on a date night with a different married man while i have an overnight with my kid.

so... im hormonal for my own reasons.

getting easier and easier to cut the ties... but im still working on it. the head and the heart just dont always mesh.

Try being almost 40 (it hurts to even type it), anemic, sick every freaking day, kids on summer break, husband on nights, hotter then hell, PMSing, house a mess, yard a mess, I'm a mess.

Ya, I'm complaining.

I just want to have a good cry right about now.

Where's the farking midol and beer? :(

Kevin Spacey and Edward Norton, my two favs.

But it's on a channel that advertises these movies for men. So every time it breaks for commercial it says something stupid like "ohh ya men, crack a cold one and put the wife on mute, these movies are for you!!" Sigh. I don't know what it is, but what? Women only like mushy chick flicks? I happen to hate mushy chick flicks. I like Mafia, War and all kids of action. Jeesh.

Try being almost 40 (it hurts to even type it), anemic, sick every freaking day, kids on summer break, husband on nights, hotter then hell, PMSing, house a mess, yard a mess, I'm a mess.

Ya, I'm complaining.

I just want to have a good cry right about now.

Where's the farking midol and beer? :(

At least you are...

Okay passing Alty a giant sized midol and an extra cold beer.

I like Mafia, War and all kids of action. Jeesh.

Note to self: open new screen name pimp daddy sgt guido.

Oops. I thought you meant the other kind of action.

Nvrmnd.

I didn't correct you for a reason. *wink wink*

40 is XXX with a little extra X.

at least you are....

Okay passing Alty a giant sized midol and an extra cold beer.

Okay, made me feel bad for feeling sorry for myself. :o

My bad. :o

100 lashes with a wet noodle for Alty.

Any takers? ;)

I'd break the noodle for sure.

My man card union rules forbid me from responding to "noodle" requests...

See at least you aren't feeling sorry for yourself any more. :D my work here is done. I'll let the boys fight over those lashings.

Sorry didn't mean to steal your thunder.

KISS is in tha house and not afraid of sissy monikers.

Props to the real deal.

KP, sometimes I have no clue what you are talking about. Seriously, I sit here smiling and nodding, thinking good thing he's cute. :p :p ;)

LMAO! I love it!

Smile and nod at the cute boy. :)

We're such girls! :p

Now that made me smile.

Well I'm glad I made you smile.

This crank pot is going to hit the hay. Fresh new sheets, new pillows, mmMMmm I can't wait...

KP, sometimes I have no clue what you are talking about. Seriously, I sit here smiling and nodding, thinking good thing he's cute. :p :p ;)


Yeah. Yeah. And in about two years the cute will have run its course and the clueless aspect will dominate your thoughts if past history plays out.

This crank pot is going to hit the hay. Fresh new sheets, new pillows, mmMMmm I can't wait...

Got to love clean sheets.

Best after a long trip.

Night.

Did my grump rub off on you KP? :o

Let me wipe that off.

Oh, I see most of it landed on your lap. :cool: :D

Have I ever told you all that I can go from really grumpy upset, to happy go lucky, in two shakes of a lambs tail?

I don't let the b*tchy's hang on too long. :)

Bella, bed, already? Screw the new sheets. Hmmm, screw... new sheets... never mind, go to bed. :cool:

I've been looking for a fight for weeks. Nobody here caused that defect.

ive been looking for a fight for weeks. nobody here caused that defect.

Hey, I tried! Give me some credit. I put up a good effort, you just wouldn't fight with a girl! ;)

Want to fight now?

Make up later? :cool:

Lets make up now and fight later.

lets make up now and fight later.

Deal.

Your place or mine? :)

Kevin Spacey and Edward Norton, my two favs.

But it's on a channel that advertises these movies for men. So every time it breaks for commerical it says something stupid like "ohh ya men, crack a cold one and put the wife on mute, these movies are for you!!" Sigh. I don't know what it is, but what? women only like mushy chick flicks? i happen to hate mushy chick flicks. I like Mafia, War and all kids of action. Jeesh.

I'm right with you. I like movies with engaging storylines, good acting and directing, characters I can relate to, and amazing effects are always a plus.

Basically, everything most chick flicks AREN'T!

Need a hug and a beer Bear? :)

Say that five times fast;

beer bear
beer bear
beer bear

I can't even type it 3 times fast. :(

I needed a bath and bed :D

The amount of times I almost fell asleep at the wheel, not good, good thing I stopped a few times to have a break and sleep in my car at the services,

Note: it does help if you park relatively near the entrance and people walk past laughing and the odd girl going 'awwww' :mad:

It's a clear skies Sunday and I'm out of beer. Help.

It's a clear skies Sunday and I'm out of beer. Help.

Can't help you Sneezy. Drink water. :)

Just a little note to everyone.

I've had it. The Devs aren't going to listen to our concerns, the new skin seems to be here to stay, and the face of AMHD, and the reason I stayed here to begin with, are going fast. I won't stick around to see what happens.

I'll be popping in while I clean up a bit. I estimate that I'll be gone within the week, maybe popping in just to make sure my forum is okay until someone else takes over, and making sure that everyone I care about has a way to contact me.

It's been fun, I've enjoyed being a part of this site, but it's no longer the site I fell in love with, so I won't stay.

Love you all. No worries, this isn't the official good bye yet, just a preview of what's going to happen later this week.

Ah sh*t alty,but I have to say there is a lot of bad feelings about the new skin,and its noticeable on the boards,the amount of confusion is incredible.

Ill probably hang on till the bitter end,try as I might the new skin has me baffled,I'm no good to man nor beast on it.

When I open ask me helpdesk I'm still on the old skin so far I haven't been forced to use it and have at my lesure :(

I don't want you to leave alty, but if you can't stand it any longer and want to leave I can't stop you :(

Bear, if the new skin didn't affect the old, I'd be okay with it.

The fact is, it's a big ole mess. It's confusing, and new members are being forced to use it before it's ready. It's unprofessional and people are going elsewhere. I can't blame them, if I was a newbie, and was greeted by the new ff skin, I wouldn't stick around either.

They're posting comments instead of posts, reddies can be dished out like candy, with only one post to their names and no spreading around the rep. They can view everything we're doing just by going to our profile page. There's more, but those are some of the highlights.

Fact is, it's not fun anymore. I still love the people I've met here and I know I'll miss you all terribly, I'll miss our chats, our silly theme threads, but I can't stick around just for that.

I don't want to leave either. I was a lifer, but the AMHD I know and love, it's going, and it won't be long before it's gone completely. I won't sit here and watch it happen knowing there's nothing I can do about it. This is just too big a change. :(

My prediction is that AMHD will lose a lot of valuable members if this continues. Makes you wonder why they're going ahead with it when so many of the people that make this site what it is, are saying they hate it and they'll leave.

I guess we don't matter, after all, we're just the people that use the site, that have made the site what it is. People come here because of the advice and support we give. You don't shoot the hand that feeds you, and that's what the Dev's are doing.

We're not appreciated, that's been made very clear. So why should I stay? Maybe when the money stops flowing in they'll realize how valuable we all are.

I'm sticking to my guns on this one, even though leaving will hurt. :(

I say we organize a strike. Maybe create a poll.
Might go something like:

Would you go on strike from AMHD?
Say for a week, 2 weeks, 3 weeks?

And Answer like usual those with 100, 200, 300, Active members?



Below that number would you reply with something like:
"AMHD is undergoing changes that the majority don't seem to like. We, as the majority, have intentionally restricted our answers to those with x posts or higher". We are effectively on strike.

Work on it guys.

Alty, I am as frustrated as you are, but I don't understand, when I log on it's the old AMHD, sure I get weird comments, haven't had an reddies yet, but I am sure it's only a matter of time. BUt if I don't want to use the ff style, I don't have to.

Does yours automatically log you into that style?

Alty, I am as frustrated as you are, but I don't understand, when I log on it's the old AMHD, sure I get weird comments, haven't had an reddies yet, but I am sure it's only a matter of time. BUt if I don't want to use the ff style, I don't have to.

Does yours automatically log you into that style?

Its not just about using it. Its about the affect it has on this place. It does so much and can mess things up so fast its not funny. And when your trying to follow a thread there really isn't that option any more because if comments are posted you can't see them as an alert. Also you have to reread everything over to make sense of it.

Oh yes, I understand. Totally. I guess, maybe because I only stick to the dogs and the chit chat threads I don't notice it as much. Luckily I am still able to use the V2, or else I wouldn't be here anymore. I really don't want this site to change over, I really, really don't. I can not see any good coming from it, and I am almost nervous coming on here each day. This was my first QnA site, and I stuck around because it was so user friendly. I'd hate to loose that.

Oh yes, I understand. Totally. I guess, maybe because I only stick to the dogs and the chit chat threads I don't notice it as much. Luckily I am still able to use the V2, or else I wouldn't be here anymore. I really don't want this site to change over, I really, really don't. I can not see any good coming from it, and I am almost nervous coming on here each day. This was my first QnA site, and I stuck around because it was so user friendly. I'd hate to loose that.

Come over to the law board sometimes and just read some of the threads a little. You will see answers in the comments sections and its not a liniar fashion. That is one board where clarity is very important. I watched one poster comment on 3 other ansers to the question and it was really hard to follow and also cut off parts of their answer.

Take a look and see what it does.

Come over to the law board sometimes and just read some of the threads alittle. You will see answers in the comments sections and its not a liniar fashion. That is one board where clarity is very important. I watched one poster comment on 3 other ansers to the question and it was really hard to follow and also cut off parts of thier answer.

Take a look and see what it does.

The new skin reminds me of the song "welcome to The Jungle" :eek:

Ok dad, I understand.

Ok dad, I understand.

Bella go to the lounge and read Cal Dads answer on my thread in the lounge' called What is the first song you ever danced to with your wife/husband BF/Gf... You will crack up.:eek:

Ok give me a few... lol

Last week, I stuck a toy soldier up my nose, and I forgot math...

Last week, I stuck a toy soldier up my nose, and I forgot math...







A toy soldier:D I'm sorry but I'm LMBO. Did you have to go o the doctor?:eek:

I would have, but it seems I forgot how to drive as well...

Well, stick a red Crayola crayon up there, and call me in the morning.