... I may forget how to dial numbers...

...i may forget how to dial numbers...




No Math... No phone... Life stinks.. wheres the toy soldier:eek:

That's okay. I live up North we accept smoke signals.

That's okay. I live up North we accept smoke signals.








I live way down South in the land of Dixie and we also know smoke signals. Bella did you read what cal dad put as the song he and his wife danced too? I laughed till I was sick.

Ohhh I love these reddies.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/why-has-5-year-old-dog-began-pooing-house-479829.html#post2431482

Ohhh I love these reddies.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/why-has-5-year-old-dog-began-pooing-house-479829.html#post2431482

Its just the default on the new skin,I don't really think people are disagreeing just clicking the wrong button and its showing up as disagree.

A pain for your rep if anyone looks at it,but at this stage I'm quite blasé about the reddie thing.

I've got more reds in 2 weeks then in a year on the site.

Good morning everyone

How are you?

I'm good emop,working this morning,but home now,have 2 weeks left until my holidays..

3WEEKS off, yes folks,read them and weep,3 weeks!

Whoyay master john!

im good emop,working this morning,but home now,have 2 weeks left untill my holidays..

3WEEKS off, yes folks,read them and weep,3 weeks!

whoyay master john!

Haha, have fun =)

Actually I'm painting the house while on holiday,but here's the best bit,all the kids are away for the first 2 weeks.

I have 2 weeks on my own,at home... its like a christmas miracle in July.

Brendan and I are going to play 'house' for a few days,then its swim every morning,sleep late,maybe gander into town for lunch,just take my ease and chill.

I just have 2 weeks left to go... 2 lon long weeks,but the time will pass.

How you?

actually im painting the house while on holiday,but heres the best bit,all the kids are away for the first 2 weeks.

i have 2 weeks on my own,at home...its like a christmas miracle in july.

brendan and i are going to play 'house' for a few days,then its swim every morning,sleep late,maybe gander into town for lunch,just take my ease and chill.

i just have 2 weeks left to go.....2 lon long weeks,but the time will pass.

how you?

I stayed over my boyfriend's the other night and one of his friends trashed his house while we were asleep. So yesterday I helped him clean up his house until about noon. Then I had to go home, and I found out I was supposed to be at a viewing and so was pat, since he has no phone I had to walk all over my town to find him. Haha, after that I went to the viewing, got sick, and went home. Then got to hear my boyfriend's self righteous mother praise herself and decide he's moving because he is dating me.

Such fun

I stayed over my boyfriend's the other night and one of his friends trashed his house while we were asleep. So yesterday I helped him clean up his house til about noon. Then I had to go home, and I found out I was supposed to be at a viewing and so was pat, since he has no phone I had to walk all over my town to find him. Haha, after that I went to the viewing, got sick, and went home. Then got to hear my boyfriend's self righteous mother praise herself and decide he's moving because he is dating me.

Such fun

Why do you put up with all this drama?

You have your own life that your trying to live,its hard enough dealing with your own crap without someone else loading theirs on top as well.

why do you put up with all this drama?

you have your own life that your trying to live,its hard enough dealing with your own crap without someone else loading theirs on top as well.

I guess because I am always trying to help everyone in the real world.

Like walking in the heat yesterday for a few hours, I told my friend I'd tell Pat about the viewing last night and the funeral tomorrow. Since it was something I was asked to do and I had no way of calling him, I went to find him to complete what I said I'd do.

His mother's drama is getting to be too much though. But I'll put up with it

It's a lovely quality but you have to draw a line somewhere and say no.

Practice now.

Emop,will you mind the kids for me?

You say... NO.

Emop,will you run around in the heat and listen to my crap?

You say... NO

Emop,will you let me walk all over you and take advantage of your good nature.

You say.. THE HELL I WILL!

See,just takes practice.

its a lovely quality but you have to draw a line somewhere and say no.

practice now.

emop,will you mind the kids for me?

you say....NO.

emop,will you run around in the heat and listen to my crap?

you say...NO

emop,will you let me walk all over you and take advantage of your good nature.

you say..THE HELL I WILL!

see,just takes practice.

I've been trying Red but it's kind of hard. I've been raised to do everything I'm asked regardless of how ridiculous it is. I told my dad no for something the other day (and ran like hell after) I think it was to clean his truck out. Nooo thanks dad, you're the one who ripped out the dashboard

I've been trying Red but it's kinda hard. I've been raised to do everything I'm asked regardless of how ridiculous it is. I told my dad no for something the other day (and ran like hell after) I think it was to clean his truck out. Nooo thanks dad, you're the one who ripped out the dashboard


There are times when you have to do things for a quite life and then there are times when people can take the mick,there's a big difference in helping and being a walkover.

Start small,is it over between you and pat?

If so,you know the drill,no contact,if not,you don't have to listen to his mother.

there are times when you have to do things for a quite life and then there are times when people can take the mick,theres a big differance in helping and being a walkover.

start small,is it over between you and pat?

if so,you know the drill,no contact,if not,you dont have to listen to his mother.

No, his mother forced him to break up with me over Facebook. He then walked all the way to my house the moment she left to explain everything to me. She thinks I'm too old for him and there are also a few other issues that have nothing to do with me.

We are together, part of the reason they are moving now. I know I'm a walkover. I try not to be, but then I feel badly

You don't have to feel bad when your standing up for yourself,you don't have to feel bad saying no,you can feel powerful and strong and confident.

Your not a mean person,you give your time readily,so you won't go to far the other way and end up being a right cow,but what you can do is find the balance.

When you make a decision stick to it,if you really feel uncomforable with something,say so and stick to it,if there is a compromise,then go with that.

I get that feeling as well emop if I don't think I'm being nice I feel like an arsehole, and then I'm overly appologetic :(

i get that feeling aswell emop if i dont think im being nice i feel like an arsehole, and then im overly appologetic :(

Slap slap bear!

Arseholes are great people,I love arseholes,there the best kind of people.

you dont have to feel bad when your standing up for yourself,you dont have to feel bad saying no,you can feel powerful and strong and confident.

your not a mean person,you give your time readily,so you wont go to far the other way and end up being a right cow,but what you can do is find the balance.

when you make a decison stick to it,if you really feel uncomforable with something,say so and stick to it,if there is a compromise,then go with that.

Thanks Red, I'll keep this in mind

i get that feeling aswell emop if i dont think im being nice i feel like an arsehole, and then im overly appologetic :(

I'm glad I'm not the only one Bear

How are you?

Lol, totally disagree arseholes are horrible people

But you are right red, in the fact that you do have to be one once in a while otherwise people will take advantage.

My way of doing this is once every full moon I turn into a grizzely :D

Thanks Red, I'll keep this in mind

No problem it only took me a year in college to come up with that!

lol, totally disagree arseholes are horrible people

but you are right red, in the fact that you do have to be one once in a while otherwise people will take advantage.

my way of doing this is once every full moon i turn into a grizzely :D

I just suck it up and so far I haven't snapped.

lol, totally disagree arseholes are horrible people

but you are right red, in the fact that you do have to be one once in a while otherwise people will take advantage.

my way of doing this is once every full moon i turn into a grizzely :D


I'm pretty easy going and can take a lot of others people crap,but then someone comes along,pi$$es me off royally and they get the full whack...

Its quite liberating.

Like a big mental and emotional crap... and it feels good.

I'm glad I'm not the only one Bear

How are you?

I'm all right thanks, you?

I'm actually at work now, but shhh don't tell anyone I'm here


I just suck it up and so far I haven't snapped.

When I snap I turn the anger inwards :)

im alright thanks, you?

im actually at work now, but shhh dont tell anyone im here



when i snap i turn the anger inwards :)

Eh, read back a few pages and you'll find out how I'm doing haha

im pretty easy going and can take a lot of others people crap,but then someone comes along,pi$$es me off royally and they get the full whack...

its quite liberating.

like a big mental and emotional crap....and it feels good.

And when you walk out, you tell the next person in line to give it 5 minutes before they go in :D

im alright thanks, you?

im actually at work now, but shhh dont tell anyone im here



when i snap i turn the anger inwards :)

Eh, read back a few posts and you'll find out how I'm doing haha

Eh, read back a few pages and you'll find out how I'm doing haha

Ah, oh well :o

and when you walk out, you tell the next person in line to give it 5 minutes before they go in :D

Yep,the 5 minutes is for me to get a head start,the dead body behind me tends to cause a fuss.

ah, oh well :o

Yep, life goes on

Morning.

Did I really deserve a disagree for this?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/guy-want-us-meet-catch-up-some-stage-486694.html

New people really need to stop using those buttons if they don't know what they are for. Argh!

Morning.

Did I really deserve a disagree for this?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/guy-want-us-meet-catch-up-some-stage-486694.html

New people really need to stop using those buttons if they don't know what they are for. Argh!

I think they didn't mean to click disagree

It could be because of the new skin, but there isn't a way to tell and that's part of the problem

Morning.

Did I really deserve a disagree for this?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/guy-want-us-meet-catch-up-some-stage-486694.html

New people really need to stop using those buttons if they don't know what they are for. Argh!


not to worry,its just a glich in the matrix,Mr Smith is still ironing out the problems.

not to worry,its just a glich in the matrix,Mr Smith is still ironing out the problems.

Can we tell him to turn up the heat? Maybe hit the steam button?

Maybe, I don't know about this new skin I guess. Is it better or something? It doesn't sound like it.

Noooooo its too hot as it is, even if it is raining, its so bloody humid :(

Oh and thanks a lot Red

Maybe, I don't know about this new skin I guess. Is it better or something? It doesn't sound like it.

It isn't to me. I think it's confusing and terrible

noooooo its too hot as it is, even if it is raining, its so bloody humid :(

True Bear haha

Maybe, I don't know about this new skin I guess. Is it better or something? It doesn't sound like it.

Nobody likes it as it is and its being forced on some new members which causes problems as you might have found out

Yes, I reckon so.

I am very very bored. I just don't know what to do.

Same, which is why I'm sneaking on here :D, first day and they pawned me off with reading because they hadn't finished their work :D

I'm about to slip away again and find some good stuff to do. Right now it is YouTube.

Later

Later adam, have a good one

Anybody still around?

Guess not :(

Later all

... I was awakened.

...I was awakened.

How's the nose? Have you regained your ability to dial the phone? Where's the Toy Soldier?:eek:

Soldier is MIA. He was to report with a sit-rep at 0800 hours, but has not had any comm.

soldier is MIA. he was to report with a sit-rep at 0800 hours, but has not had any comm.







Poor Guy:D:eek:

Oh well, no extraction. He'll have to exfil himself.

Other than that, my morning started LOVELY. I had a hazelnut coffee and a donut delivered by a lovely maiden. I am now sipping on some said coffee, donut has been... devoured. Sitting around. Sitting around.

oh well, no extraction. he'll have to exfil himself.

other than that, my morning started out LOVELY. I had a hazelnut coffee and a donut delivered by a lovely maiden. I am now sipping on some said coffee, donut has been...devoured. Sitting around. Sitting around.





Yum I love hazelnut. Lemom filled Krisy Kreme Donut.:)

Hi everyone, only on for a sec. Things are going good now. I'm making stuffed pork chops for dinner tonight! See you all

I got cookies and cream filled donut.

... I wonder if I'll gain weight this summer.

*looks down*

... yeah, I'm well on my way...

its just the default on the new skin,i dont really think people are disagreeing just clicking the wrong button and its showing up as disagree.

a pain for your rep if anyone looks at it,but at this stage im quite blase about the reddie thing.

ive got more reds in 2 weeks then in a year on the site.

Yes I figured, but frustrating none the less. Thanks for the balance's guys. I wish that they had to make a comment when they disagree, that way they might know what they are doing. Because, I went on the new skin, and you're so right, I had no idea what those arrows were for, and I could see myself giving reds like mad, by accident.

Kitty, I read dad's response, that was pretty funny I have to say! I laughed.

So, I have cam to a conclusion. I am to nice of a guy.

I have come to the conclusion... My boyfriend's mother is *****

I have come to the conclusion that if this is all you two have to say, you both need a better life. What do you do for excitement? What makes you happy ? What makes you satisfied ?

What makes me happy is my son, what makes me happy is gardening, what makes me satisfied is my job and what do I do for excitement, that's easy, I get out on the lake with my dragonboat buddies and paddle my but off. We do 300 meters in a matter of minutes. What a wonderful upper body cardio that is !

Edit: www.dbnsw.org.au/

Edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_boat

Pumped tick at almost 68 years old you youngsters ! Working passed retirement and revelling in every minute.

Tick

I have come to the conclusion, that I am a jerk. And I am loving every minute of it.

Listen to the wise one, young'uns. They may sound like gibberish, but at my old age, it's beginning to make sense.

I have come to the conclusion, I'm not well and need sleep :(


I have come to the conclusion that if this is all you two have to say, you both need a better life. What do you do for excitement? What makes you happy ? What makes you satisfied ?

What makes me happy is my son, what makes me happy is gardening, what makes me satisfied is my job and what do I do for excitement, thats easy, I get out on the lake with my dragonboat buddies and paddle my but off. We do 300 meters in a matter of minutes. What a wonderful upper body cardio that is !

edit: Dragon Boats NSW (http://www.dbnsw.org.au/)

edit: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragon_boat

pumped tick at almost 68 years old you youngsters ! Working passed retirement and revelling in every minute.

tick

tickle's raison d'etre :)

I got cookies and cream filled donut.

...I wonder if I'll gain weight this summer.

*looks down*

...yeah, I'm well on my way...

Jog to the store and back. :D

Jog to the store and back. :D

I figure I have to. If I want a soda or some sort of sustenance, in THIS town, I need to walk 2 miles.

i have come to the conclusion, im not well and need sleep :(



tickle's raison d'etre :)

Bear, if you don't feel well, take care of yourself. Rest. :)

I figure I have to. If I want a soda or some sort of sustenance, in THIS town, I need to walk 2 miles.

Same here. :p

But better than the last place we lived. That was six miles with short-cuts.

Bear, if you don't feel well, take care of yourself. Rest. :)

But since I've moved I'm taking up residence in a B+B/ pub which means I have to go down and socialise... its the law, even if it does run me into the ground sooner or later :o

But ill take your advice and not spend as long as I normally would k, that's a fair compromise :)

Later taters, beer then bed :)

See you Bear, rest well.

I won't be on tonight or tomorrow, I'm spending as much time as possible with Pat before he moves tomorrow

That's a fast move?

That's a fast move??

Bella, I'm so proud. I'm a Blue Box. Don't know why but I'm sort of misty eyed.

Haha kitty's in the blue box! Lol

I just hope this gets fixed, and fast.

haha kitty's in the blue box!! lol

I just hope this gets fixed, and fast.






Yep... Don't know for how long.:rolleyes:

I have come to the conclusion, that I am a jerk. And I am loving every minute of it.

Listen to the wise one, young'uns. They may sound like gibberish, but at my old age, it's beginning to make sense.

You're 24! If that's old, I'm ancient! :mad:

Stop with the blue "box" comments! You're all seriously testing my powers of restraint!

You know I'll lose. :(

Stop with the blue "box" comments! You're all seriously testing my powers of restraint!

You know I'll lose. :(





I'll never mention that colored square object again.:p

I'll never mention that colored square object again.:p

LMAO!

Want to bet? ;)

LMAO!

Wanna bet? ;)

Go to my thread in the lounge... what was the first song you ever danced to with your husband/wife.. You too Stringer... Look what Cal Dad wrote.:D

Blue box.

Just saying...

Go to my thread in the lounge...what was the first song you ever danced to with your husband/wife.. You too Stringer... Look what Cal Dad wrote.:D

Dancing?

I think the first time I danced with hubby (if you can call it dancing) was when we took lesson before our wedding.

What a waste of money that was. ;)

Hubby has 4 left feet, not two. ;)

Dancing?

I think the first time I danced with hubby (if you can call it dancing) was when we took lesson before our wedding.

What a waste of money that was. ;)

Hubby has 4 left feet, not two. ;)




Bella said the name and color of that square object... she said the real words:eek:

Blue box.

Just sayin...

I don't know what kind of freaky color blindness you all have, but that box is black! :rolleyes:

Just saying. :)

I don't know what kind of freaky color blindness you all have, but that box is black! :rolleyes:

Just sayin. :)




Dark Navy... Bella?:confused:

Dark Navy.......Bella?:confused:

It's totally black. :rolleyes:

This is blue; Blue

This is blue; Blue

This is the box; Black

:D

It's totally black. :rolleyes:

This is blue; Blue

This is blue; Blue

This is the box; Black

:D




Lok at Dark Navy... :confused:

Lok at Dark Navy....:confused:

Dark navy

Black

Undecided.

Can't we make it pink? Pink is just prettier. ;)

Dark navy

Black

Undecided.

Can't we make it pink? Pink is just prettier. ;)






Wow... it is black... cut my legs off and call me shorty:eek:

Wow....it is black...cut my legs off and call me shorty:eek:

So, Shorty, how are you today? ;)

So, Shorty, how are you today? ;)









Low now.. really low! I can see under my couch now without bending down.:D

It is so Dark navy with a hint of royal blue.

It is so Dark navy with a hint of royal blue.









Duck Bella... she's going to throw something at you:eek:

Two roads diverged in a wood; and I --

I said, "Screw it, I'm lost. I'm going back home."

Two roads diverged in a wood; and I --

I said, "Screw it, I'm lost. I'm going back home."

So you didn't take the road not taken?

Two roads diverged in a wood; and I --

I said, "Screw it, I'm lost. I'm going back home."

The road less traveled is... oh screw it. You'll get lost. You're a
City boy. All trees look the same to you.

Besides, if you get lost in the woods, you'll die! :rolleyes:

It is so Dark navy with a hint of royal blue.

Where's the hint of blue?

I only see a hint of black with black on top.

You're all color blind. ;)

The road less traveled is.... oh screw it. You'll get lost. You're a
city boy. All trees look the same to you.

Besides, if you get lost in the woods, you'll die! :rolleyes:






You are hilarious. Where did Bella go?:p

Where's the hint of blue?

I only see a hint of black with black on top.

You're all color blind. ;)


Squint yer left eye, and open the right one real big like, stick your toung out and tilt your head 40 degrees to the right.

You should see it than.

squint yer left eye, and open the right one real big like, stick your toung out and tilt your head 40 degrees to the right.

You should see it than.














:d:d:d:d:d

Popping in to say a quick hey to who might be around. Been reading your opinions on the new skin. I use the blue one and its where I have been for months.

Squint yer left eye, and open the right one real big like, stick your toung out and tilt your head 40 degrees to the right.

You should see it than.

Ah, yes grasshopper, I see black, and more black, with a hint of gray. :)

It's totally black! Admit it! ;)

What's the blue skin??

I see a dark blue box, but no blue skin! :p

What's the blue skin???

I see a dark blue box, but no blue skin! :p

Everything I see is shades of blue. I have no idea what's its called, default maybe. I am sure its not better but I hardley get around the threads I never have time.

Everything I see is shades of blue. I have no idea whats its called, default maybe. I am sure its not better but I hardley get around the threads I never have time.

There's a blue skin?

I must have it!

Which one is it?

Default is the new ff style, as far as I know.

The old old skin is orange and blue, mainly orange though, hurts my eyes. ;)

The v2 is white with hints of blue.

The blue we're talking about is the box that's in place of our greenie squares under our name, and it's not blue, it's black. ;) :p

I'm so confused. :o

I have my skin set on "Default Style" Its blueish. But don't listen to me. Like I said I haven't ran into the problems yet because I haven't been around the threads too much.

I know the box your talking about. Kind of looks blue and black.

No the box is blue for sure.

Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah

And the world is MINE!! Ahahahahahahahahahah

I just wanted to see what this button did.

Wanted to see what this did.

Wanted to see what this did.

Lol

Got to love buttons.

I really want to try the one with the mountain on it.

Got to love buttons and mountains.

Buttons?

You all have buttons!

I want buttons! :(

No the box is blue for sure.

:eek:

It is not!

It's black!

Where is all the power everyone thinks I have?

When I say it's black... it's... well... blue, apparently. :(

I will not conform.

I will be original.

I'm sticking with black, so nah! :D

Buttons?

You all have buttons!

I want buttons! :(

The buttons and mountains I speak of have nothing to do with any website.

But as you are so interested in buttons, I'm glad to go cut a few dozen off my coats.

Buttons?

You all have buttons!

I want buttons! :(

NO!! They're MINE!! All mine... my preciouses...

the buttons and mountains i speak of have nothing to do with any website.

but as you are so interested in buttons, im glad to go cut a few dozen off my coats.

Why your coats?

Don't you have any buttons on your pants?

If I have a choice, I'll take those. :)

NO!!! THEY"RE MINE!!! all mine... my preciouses...

I knew if I stuck around long enough, I'd see Bella snap over her buttons. :cool:

Ok I'll zip it.

:p

Am I the only one finding this funny?

I find being an idiot hilarious.

Its what puts a smile on my face all day.

Ohh Kp, you did NOT just call me an idiot!! You better run mister, I have a bar of soap, and I am not afraid to wash your mouth out with it! I may only be 5'5 but I am FEISTY!

I called me an idiot.

Race you to the shower.

I want to be an idiot too!

Pretty please!

Oh... OK...

Twist my arm...

Remember, "You can always find a better idiot. You just can't fix stupid".

I brought the soap!

oh... ok...

twist my arm...

All right, If you insist. :)

While I'm twisting, mind if I put the handcuffs on?

What thread am I on?

Wrong one again?

Story of my life. :(

Remember, "You can always find a better idiot. You just can't fix stupid".

Reminds me of my shirt;

"You can't be ugly and stupid. You have to pick one". :)

Hi everyone!

gotta love buttons.

I have buttons I want you to push! :p

Those better not be my buttons. :p :p :p

I want buttons! :(

I'll share my buttons.

;):rolleyes::p

I'll share my buttons.

;):rolleyes::p

Loosen up those buttons babe... ah huh.

Sorry, Pussycat doll moment. :o

i find being an idiot hilarious.

its what puts a smile on my face all day.

Ill Second this :D

No the box is blue for sure.

It's a very dark gray

So, I'm too lazy to go back and read the last 2 dozen pages. Can anyone catch me up real quick?

so, I'm too lazy to go back and read the last 2 dozen pages. can anyone catch me up real quick? Yes, doing that is very time consuming, but I just do it... I am too nosy !

They've just been talking about the "box" and pushing one's buttons...

... not sure what's going on

Well, that's not very informative.

My cats tp'd my house. They unstrung most of a roll and then did their best to cover every room in shredded toilet paper. It's a good thing they're cute.

I may be having a breakdown.

Unsure.

The last 4 months, I've been studying for 7 - 8 hours a day... nonstop. Then I came here, I did nothing. Yesterday, I attempted to get back into studying... 30 min in... brain. Meltdown.

Rut roh.

Start by reading informative info online, then work up to studying. Just keeping your brain active and learning new things each day will make the difference.

Did I not mention how I stuck a toy soldier up my nose..

You could try those brain games to get your spidey senses tingling again...

In a completely unrelated note...

I just got tapped to be the best man at my buddy's wedding!

He said, "You're good at rallying/planning things, so you can do the groom's party...but no speeches. I'm afraid of what you'll say."

Did I not mention how I stuck a toy soldier up my nose...?

yeah, I'm pretty sure puncturing your brain with tiny, plastic guns negates any studying you could possibly do. You might want to work on THAT, first ^_~

I feel fine *twitch*. I just have this weird, *twitch* jerking motion going on *twitch*

By the way I have been meaning to say good news about the job bear! That's great to hear.

Bella, I hope your doctors apps. All went well.

Heath, I miss you on here girly.

Adam... I had a dream about you and unky the other night. All joking aside I did. To funny.

Alty, stay put you can't leave the site. No one is a dirty girl quite like you.

Hey sneezy.

Cheers Sunny, no I can be like you and adam and not do it and spend all day on here :D

Oh you're a smart arse today aren't you! I guess there is much to be said about hanging here with adam all day, I now have dreams of him.

How is it going there? What is your job exactly?

By the way I have been meaning to say good news about the job bear! Thats great to hear.

Bella, I hope your doctors apps. all went well.

Heath, I miss ya on here girly.

Adam...I had a dream about you and unky the other night. All joking aside I did. To funny.

Alty, stay put you can't leave the site. No one is a dirty girl quite like you.

Hey sneezy.

Hi Sunny.

Hi Sunny.


Stringer! Good grief how are you? I haven't seen you around in ages and then I see your going to doctors you said? I hope your well.

its a very dark gray

Ha!

Thanks Bear. It's nowhere near blue. :)

Hello all.

So, Sunny, you are dreaming about me huh? I feel special.

Adam, it was a nightmare. ;)

Adam, it was a nightmare. ;)

That figures...

That figures...

LOL!

Well stop scaring her and maybe then it will be a romance. :)

Stringer! Good grief how are you? I havent seen you around in ages and then I see your going to doctors you said? I hope your well.

Thank you for asking Sunny, I am doing a little better but still have some issues and more tests; Cat Scans, sleep tests, blood tests and so on.

Thanks again,

Stringer

Stringer, I miss you so much. You haven't been around much and I don't like it.

If you keep this up, I'm starting a thread all about you. That will force you to pop in more. :)

Love you Mister, so get better and get back here.

That's an order. The Queen has spoken. :)

Stringer, I miss you so much. You haven't been around much and I don't like it.

If you keep this up, I'm starting a thread all about you. That will force you to pop in more. :)

Love you Mister, so get better and get back here.

That's an order. The Queen has spoken. :)

Ok :eek:

Has anyone heard from M? He too hasn't been around much, should I worry about my friend? Or has he given up on the new design here?

I have only half an hour on here for now. Pat's mum went to the hospital last night so I walked to his house to keep him company and help calm him down. This morning at 7 she went in for surgery. I don't know how it went. I just know that there is something wrong with her gullbladder causing pain all over her body

I can't help it I am so ugly I scare people. I really try to keep it hidden.

I can't help it I am so ugly I scare people. I really try to keep it hidden.

Adam, if that picture is of you, O HUSH!

Adam, if that picture is of you, O HUSH!

Unfortunately it is a picture of me.

unfortunately it is a picture of me.
Then you have nothing to worry about!

... the girl or the guy?

...the girl or the guy?





Adam you are a cutie... Sneeze he's the guy in the picture. Hi Stringer!
Emop.

Sneezy, did you really not know or was you just kidding? Just wondering. Anyway, thanks kitkat and Emop.

Has anyone heard from M? He too hasn't been around much, should I worry about my friend? Or has he given up on the new design here?

M is fine, he took some time off for the World cup, so he's taking it easy, having fun, and isn't on here much.

No worries. :)

M is fine, he took some time off for the World cup, so he's taking it easy, having fun, and isn't on here much.

No worries. :)

Good I just tried to pm him. :)

Oh boy

Oh boy




Adam.. you are a very nice young man. I wouldn't mind having you for a son in law!:D

Alty, bella where are you all?

Hi kit :)

hi kit :)

Hi bear... where is everyone?

Dontf know :(,

Anyhoo how are you

dontf know :(,

anyhoo how are you





Fine.. I have laughed till I'm sick at some of the songs on Curlybens thread. WG said something and that got everybody in on the act. Cats had me laughing till I was sick with his Dr.Suess he and Ben.. Go look.

Sure, can you link me? :)

sure, can you link me? :)

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Cats one is my favourite :D

I'm going to head off now kit, drink then bed, g'night and cheers :)

cats one is my favourite :D

im going to head off now kit, drink then bed, g'night and cheers :)

Nigt bear!

There is a programme on at the moment about dog -napping.

One women left her very expensive dog locked in the car while she went shopping,and was shocked and surprised to find her car window broken and the dog gone when she returned.

She's bawling her eyes out over the dog,how much she loved him etc.

This is in an area in london where dog-napping is rife.

What was she thinking!

there is a programme on at the moment about dog -napping.

One women left her very expensive dog locked in the car while she went shopping,and was shocked and surprised to find her car window broken and the dog gone when she returned.

she's bawling her eyes out over the dog,how much she loved him etc.

This is in an area in london where dog-napping is rife.

what was she thinking!

People like her do not need to own a dog. That makes me mad. Somebody needs to lock her in a car and leave her.:mad:

Well she did it! She really made Pat move! Why? Because he wanted her home more and to be a mother. O! And because we are together again.

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Kit, you posted a link... and it worked!!
:D :D

Congratulations!

Kit, you posted a link... and it worked!!!!
:D :D

Congratulations!

Yay... look at my latest poem.

It's great! Made me giggle.

It's great! Made me giggle.

Thanks.. bet I get thrown off. Yep you told me how to post once and finally Fr. Chuck told me again... learning things every day and now it isn't going to matter.:eek:

Hi everyone

Hi everyone

Yes its quiet here.

Hi emo

Yes its quiet here.

Hi emo

I am having a hard day today, what about you Califdad

I am having a hard day today, what about you Califdad

Just another day. What's wrong?

Just another day. Whats wrong?

Well, at 2am, my boyfriend IMs me about his mum going to the hospital, asks me to come down to keep him calm and company. So I walk down at 2am. Then at around 3:30, we find out that his mum is going to get surgery and I ended up missing a funeral because I was there with him while his mum got surgery. A few hours later, his mum calls his dad to get him to move an hour away because he is still dating me and because she wants to live with her boyfriend Bob, who dislikes Pat, and not act as a mother. And now, my friends are yelling at me for missing the funeral. O and did I mention I tried to move out today

And to top it all off, I let his mum borrow my phone charger before she went to the hospital. I now have no way of getting it back

Well, at 2am, my boyfriend IMs me about his mum going to the hospital, asks me to come down to keep him calm and company. So I walk down at 2am. Then at around 3:30, we find out that his mum is going to get surgery and I ended up missing a funeral because I was there with him while his mum got surgery. A few hours later, his mum calls his dad to get him to move an hour away because he is still dating me and because she wants to live with her boyfriend Bob, who dislikes Pat, and not act as a mother. And now, my friends are yelling at me for missing the funeral. O and did I mention I tried to move out today

Your plate is certainly full for sure. Don't worry about the funeral thing. That person isn't going anywhere. You can pay your respects in private in your own way. The mom is on drugs Im sure if there is a surgury. So don't take anything she is saying till her head clears. As far as you moving out. You have to wait until after your birthday. You need rest. You have had a heavy day.

Your plate is certainly full for sure. Dont worry about the funeral thing. That person isnt going anywhere. You can pay your respects in private in your own way. The mom is on drugs Im sure if there is a surgury. So dont take anything she is saying till her head clears. As far as you moving out. You have to wait until after your birthday. You need rest. You have had a heavy day.

She decided this before she got surgery. But didn't call the dad until today. Pat is now living an hour away. He moved at 5 today.

I went to the viewing for my friend's dad but missed the funeral.

she decided this before she got surgery. But didnt call the dad until today. Pat is now living an hour away. He moved at 5 today.

I went to the viewing for my friend's dad but missed the funeral.

Do you have a way to charge your phone? If not what you may be able to do is if it hooks to your PC by a usb. You can charge it that way if needed. The only thing is that your computer needs to be on for the duration.

Tomorrow will be a better day. Just remember that. Things will work out and this is just a speed bump {hugs}

Do you have a way to charge your phone? If not what you may be able to do is if it hooks to your PC by a usb. You can charge it that way if needed. The only thing is that your computer needs to be on for the duration.

Tomorrow will be a better day. Just remember that. Things will work out and this is just a speed bump {hugs}

Yeah, I'm using a USB cable

Thanks Califdad

I'm going to try to get some sleep. Good night Califdad!

I'm going to try to get some sleep. good night Califdad!

Night emo.

Phone rings. I answer.

Me: hello

Male caller: Allo, you be interesting in phone?

Me: I'm interesting on the phone?

Male caller: No, you be interesting in phone?

Me: I already have a phone, that's why, when you called, I answered.

Male caller: Yes but you wanting 2 phone?

Me: I already have two phones, actually, I have 4.

Male caller: Yes, but all phone same number?

Me: No.

Male caller: No? What is number?

Me: Well one of the numbers is the one you dialed, the other is private.

Male caller: Oh. You want 3 phone?

Me: No thank you.

Male caller: Oh. What I say now?

Me: How about good bye?

Male caller: No. I have to sell phone. You have phone. How I sell if you have?

Me: You don't.

Male caller: Oh.

Me: Time for good bye?

Male caller: Okay.

::click::

I'm changing my number. :(

That is so funny. I think you just had a few laughs. Sometimes if they won't hang up, I let them listen to the radio for a while. Figure it's their money I'm wasting.

I'll also engage them in a conversation like you did. It's fun.

Person A: I need two 4 Watt light bulbs

Person B: Four what?

Person A: No two.

That is so funny. I think you just had a few laughs. Sometimes if they won't hang up, I let them listen to the radio for a while. Figure it's their money I'm wasting.

I'll also engage them in a conversation like you did. it's fun.

Person A: I need two 4 Watt light bulbs

Person B: Four what?

Person A: No two.




Gosh we used to do that all the time when we were little and I had a slumber party. Boy it was fun.:D

KISS, I usually don't answer, or just say "no thanks" and hang up. That conversation is what happens when I'm bored out of my mind. :o

I once had a very interesting conversation with a phone solicitor. I don't remember it word for word, but here it goes to the best of my recollection.

Me: Hello.

Guy: Hi, we have a wonderful promotion going on right now and you are one of the lucky people that have been selected. You will receive the newspaper for free for 2 weeks, and after that we will cut the price in half for a month.

Me: No thank you.

Guy: But it's free for 2 weeks. If you decide you don't want it after the 2 weeks you can always cancel it. So can I get your name and address?

Me: No thanks.

Guy: But it's free. Don't you want to be able to have the paper, there are tons of wonderful articles and a crossword puzzle once a week, not to mention the TV listings. If you want you can cancel it after the 2 weeks. All I need is your name and address.

Me: No thanks.

Guy: Can I ask why?

Me: You just did.

Guy: But can you tell me why?

Me: Sure I can, but I won't.

Guy: But it's free!

Me: Nothing is free.

Guy: But it is free and you can cancel it before we start charging for it.

Me: Then it's not free, because I'd have to go through the trouble of canceling it. It's not worth my time, so I repeat... no thanks.

Guy: But it's free!

Me: You know what you are?

Guy: Pardon?

Me: You're a rapist.

Guy: WHAT!?

Me: How many times have I said no and you still won't give up. No means no!

Guy: You called me a rapist!

Me: Well consider that my free opinion.

:: click ::

My work here is done. ;)

That's good too.

I've been getting the "want fraud protection on your credit card" Legit offers from credit cards that I have. I told the I had it once, had I Identity theft and it just plain didn't work.
Our is different. You sold it to me before. It didn't work.

Hahaha I have the hardest time saying no to these people. I just bought identity protection. It's free, for another 30 days and than it's only $17.95 billed monthly. How could I pass? ** Now where's my sarcasm font?**:rolleyes:

Phone rings. I answer.

Me: hello

Male caller: Allo, you be interesting in phone?

Me: I'm interesting on the phone?

Male caller: No, you be interesting in phone?

Me: I already have a phone, that's why, when you called, I answered.

Male caller: Yes but you wanting 2 phone?

Me: I already have two phones, actually, I have 4.

Male caller: Yes, but all phone same number?

Me: No.

Male caller: No? What is number?

Me: Well one of the numbers is the one you dialed, the other is private.

Male caller: Oh. You want 3 phone?

Me: No thank you.

Male caller: Oh. What I say now?

Me: How about good bye?

Male caller: No. I have to sell phone. You have phone. How I sell if you have?

Me: You don't.

Male caller: Oh.

Me: Time for good bye?

Male caller: Okay.

::click::

I'm changing my number. :(

I just spit all over myself and alty-cat. I'm glad I wasn't actually drinking anything, or it would've been very messy.

I wish I got telemarketers like that. Must've been his first day on the job.

Bella I can't believe I finally learned to post a tread. Next learning how to merge threads or do just the experts do that?

:) Just the Mods and experts. But it's very scary!

:) Just the Mods and experts. But it's very scary!

Okay.. Goodnight Bella... night Alty

G'night Kit.

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i just spit all over myself and alty-cat. I'm glad i wasn't actually drinking anything, or it would've been very messy.

i wish i got telemarketers like that. must've been his first day on the job.

You spit on Alty-cat?

Poor kitty.

Come to Alty mommy. Big mean Heath spitting on you.

Bad Heath. Bad girl. ;)

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You spit on Alty-cat?

Poor kitty.

Come to Alty mommy. Big mean Heath spitting on you.

Bad Heath. Bad girl. ;)

It's your fault. You made me laugh and sputter.

it's your fault. you made me laugh and sputter.

I am innocent.

Completely innocent.

It was the one armed man. :)

Oh well, they're all getting treated like royalty right now. I had less food than I thought, and ended up running out today without being able to to get to the store. I had one can of wet food left over from before the babier were eating solid food. I added a can of tuna, a couple handfuls of cat treats, and a broken up piece of cheese to that so there'd be enough for all of them. I know, not the best or healthiest thing to feed my cats, but it was either that or bread. My list of cat-friendly groceries is very short.

I am innocent.

Completely innocent.

The only reason I don't step aside to avoid the lightening strike is I haven't had that happen to me yet so why the hell not?

Phone rings. I answer.

Me: hello

Male caller: Allo, you be interesting in phone?

Me: I'm interesting on the phone?

Male caller: No, you be interesting in phone?

Me: I already have a phone, that's why, when you called, I answered.

Male caller: Yes but you wanting 2 phone?

Me: I already have two phones, actually, I have 4.

Male caller: Yes, but all phone same number?

Me: No.

Male caller: No? What is number?

Me: Well one of the numbers is the one you dialed, the other is private.

Male caller: Oh. You want 3 phone?

Me: No thank you.

Male caller: Oh. What I say now?

Me: How about good bye?

Male caller: No. I have to sell phone. You have phone. How I sell if you have?

Me: You don't.

Male caller: Oh.

Me: Time for good bye?

Male caller: Okay.

::click::

I'm changing my number. :(

Nice :cool:

KISS, I usually don't answer, or just say "no thanks" and hang up. That conversation is what happens when I'm bored out of my mind. :o

I once had a very interesting conversation with a phone solicitor. I don't remember it word for word, but here it goes to the best of my recollection.

Me: Hello.

Guy: Hi, we have a wonderful promotion going on right now and you are one of the lucky people that have been selected. You will receive the newspaper for free for 2 weeks, and after that we will cut the price in half for a month.

Me: No thank you.

Guy: But it's free for 2 weeks. If you decide you don't want it after the 2 weeks you can always cancel it. So can I get your name and address?

Me: No thanks.

Guy: But it's free. Don't you want to be able to have the paper, there are tons of wonderful articles and a crossword puzzle once a week, not to mention the tv listings. If you want you can cancel it after the 2 weeks. All I need is your name and address.

Me: No thanks.

Guy: Can I ask why?

Me: You just did.

Guy: But can you tell me why?

Me: Sure I can, but I won't.

Guy: But it's free!

Me: Nothing is free.

Guy: But it is free and you can cancel it before we start charging for it.

Me: Then it's not free, because I'd have to go through the trouble of canceling it. It's not worth my time, so I repeat...no thanks.

Guy: But it's free!

Me: You know what you are?

Guy: Pardon?

Me: You're a rapist.

Guy: WHAT!???

Me: How many times have I said no and you still won't give up. No means no!

Guy: You called me a rapist!

Me: Well consider that my free opinion.

:: click ::

My work here is done. ;)

LMAO :D you're a rapist :D,

Note to self: must try this

I've just come back from torturing my children,feels good,sometimes I forget the perks of having teenagers.

There is so much more you can do with them then your led to believe.
Their laziness and whining got my creative juices flowing.

Yep,I feel good.

someone on my Facebook just posted:

Person X: y can't people speak IN english when I ring up my fone contract!!

oh the irony :D

My method of getting rid of telemarketers was going extremely well, until...

Telemarketer: Hello!
Me: (spanish) HI!
Telemarketer: (spanish) Oh wow! You speak spanish! Great! I'm ***** and I'd like to tell you about...
Me: (Korean) Uh, I'm sorry?
Telemarketer: (Korean) You speak korean too?! My dad was Korean!!
Me: (silence)... *click*

... what are the freaking odds...

Morning, Nice Bear.

I have had been dealing with these people that have been calling me ever since I signed up for their thing they had at my county fair. Big mistake signing up. My conversation went like this:

Me: Hello

Them: Yes, calling for Mr. Brock.

Me: This is he

Them: we are doing a follow up on your card that you filled out at the fair in your county and we see you wanted to update your windows.

Me: yea, I guess.

Them: well, we would like to come give you a free estimate for these.

Me: Well, I really don't care about the windows as much now, how about the cabinetry or bathrooms?

Them: What kind of windows do you have?

Me: What?

Them: What kind of windows do you have, how many paned, what kind of frame, how old?

Me: I am not interested anymore.

Them: when can we set up an appointment?

Me: Tomorrow?

Them: Ok, how about 6:30?

Me: OK.

Them: How about Thursday at 6:30?

Me: OK, wait, no I don't want to, I will just cancel everything.

Them: we really need to give you this free estimate, when can we do it?

Me: how about Thursday then?

Them: OK.

Me: Wait, no I do not want to do this, just withdraw me from everything, I am done.

Them: Sir, this is a good offer and we need to do this estimate for you.

Me: Well, maybe, no. I am going to pass.

Them: Well when would be a good time to reschedule.

Me: I will do it on my own time. Thank you goodbye.


Drove me crazy. Sorry this is so long.

The girlfriend brought me pancakes and bacon this morning for breakfast. Yummy.

... ah, what to do with my 10 hours of freedom today..

Hello everyone!

I have wonderful news!

Hey emop. What's your news?

Finally, People!!

Sneezy, trade me places for awhile!

Yes Emop, I want to hear some good news.

Sunny, hello.

Hey adam. My dream boy. No it wasn't a nightmare.

No nightmare? Hmm... Alty lied to me... :(

How are you doing my love?

I am moving in September!

Meaning: no more horrible dad and insanely unstable family

Good for you Emop

Good for you Emop

Thanks adam!
Or I'm just getting a car...

Either way is good right?

Hmm. If that's a choice I would get a car. Transportation opens more doors.

Hey adam I had a dream you were taking me to the movies. I super liked you and wanted to go so bad. But unky was going with us and I was really upset over that because I was hoping for some... well some time alone. Then I kept thinking why would you like me I am 37 and it was so weird. I was so crushing on you babe! Wait was that a dream?

I want to say to a poster 'maybe you have a teeny weeny winkle,huh,bet that never crossed your mind,of course it has to be your wife that's the problem... NOT!'

But of course I'm not going to,just had to get it out of my system.

I don't think it was a dream hun...

If you weren't married and I wasn't pretty much married I would be in NY in a heartbeat.

You OK Red?

I don't think it was a dream hun...

If you weren't married and I wasn't pretty much married I would be in NY in a heartbeat.

Excuse us red we need a minute... haha
Adam stop that dam heart from beating then! (evil grin) I have no problem being a cougar.

Well if you have no problem then neither do I, You can be my cougar any day of the week.

You ok Red?


I'm grand adam,just a little cross at at poster.

My couger days are over,now I'm a giraffe.

So bad. So bad. So bad.
Reminder to self.


How about that teenie weenie thread red? Lo

im grand adam,just a little cross at at poster.

my couger days are over,now im a giraffe.

Nothing wrong with a long neck.
Bottle.

Why on earth would a grown man expect a chubby 5 foot teenage girl to be able to lift the same amount that he and his friends can?

Why on earth would a grown man expect a chubby 5 foot teenage girl to be able to lift the same amount that he and his friends can?

Well if all his brains were in his bi-ceps,that would explain it,or he's just an idiot.

Ill link you up sunny with the teeny weeny winkle.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/after-birth-488211.html.

I will check that out after lunch.
Weights today. Love them.
Ok kids be bad and dirty.

well if all his brains were in his bi-ceps,that would explain it,or hes just an idiot.

ill link you up sunny with the teeny weeny winkle.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/adult-sexuality/after-birth-488211.html.

My dad is convinced that I should be able to do the same amount of work and be as strong as himself and his friends.

I was just crushed by a line painter