Ah, so, for that system, I'd be in college too.

My GP teacher said that Colleges and Uni are on the same level, it's just that colleges are affiliated with 'main' uni.

Like, there's Cambridge, and in the campus, you have several colleges. Well, I'm most confused now... anyway, since you know the system better than me, I must have misunderstood my teacher. Thanks for the little information! :)

Well, I'm somewhat glad to know that Emop. I would prefer that you know your partner for a longer period before having a baby, that is another level of responsibility, and right now, you just need to enjoy each other, and not try to rear a child. I think it's too early IMO. :)

Ah, so, for that system, I'd be in college too.

My GP teacher said that Colleges and Uni are on the same level, it's just that colleges are affiliated with 'main' uni.

Like, there's Cambridge, and in the campus, you have several colleges. Well, I'm most confused now... anyway, since you know the system better than me, I must have misunderstood my teacher. Thanks for the little information! :)

Well, I'm somewhat glad to know that Emop. I would prefer that you know your partner for a longer period of time before having a baby, that is another level of responsibility, and right now, you just need to enjoy each other, and not try to rear a child. I think it's too early IMO. :)

It is too early, I agree. Which is why I'm continuing with my birthcontrol this month

Things are great, Dad got a a job he starts on tuesday. How about you?

yes it is in many ways, but I was sorta hoping (I know bad bad emop!)

I'm all right thanks :)

I hear if I've got a job on Tuesday and I'm officially mostly moved out :D

I'm not going to scold you emop :), only you will know when you want to have children.

Me for example, the thought of having a child at my age as I am now, scares the crap out of me, I'm nowhere near ready or to settle down or devote the time, I'm still rather happy go lucky and go with the flow kind of guy :D

But I now a gal (20) a year younger than me (married to one of my best friends), now has 3 children under the age of 7, one being a 3 or so month old, and I believe just broke up with my friend, life is what you make it :)

Three children under 7? :eek:

Life must have been difficult with all those kids... :rolleyes:

im alright thanks :)

i hear if ive got a job on tuesday and im officially mostly moved out :D

im not going to scold you emop :), only you will know when you want to have children.

me for example, the thought of having a child at my age as i am now, scares the crap out of me, im nowhere near ready or to settle down or devote the time, im still rather happy go lucky and go with the flow kinda guy :D

but i now a gal (20) a year younger than me (married to one of my best friends), now has 3 children under the age of 7, one being a 3 or so month old, and i believe just broke up with my friend, life is what you make it :)
Most of my family had their first kid by 18
The thought of having a kid at my age, isn't so scary actually, for me I mean.

Good luck with the job =)

Three children under 7? :eek:

Life must have been difficult with all those kids... :rolleyes:

Well one of them lives with their dad (already had 2 kids when she met my friend) I'm not sure when she had her eldest, was either at 15 or 16, but yeah must have been difficult, as I said life is what you make it :)

Ah, so, for that system, I'd be in college too.

My GP teacher said that Colleges and Uni are on the same level, it's just that colleges are affiliated with 'main' uni.

Like, there's Cambridge, and in the campus, you have several colleges. Well, I'm most confused now... anyway, since you know the system better than me, I must have misunderstood my teacher. Thanks for the little information! :)

Well, I'm somewhat glad to know that Emop. I would prefer that you know your partner for a longer period of time before having a baby, that is another level of responsibility, and right now, you just need to enjoy each other, and not try to rear a child. I think it's too early IMO. :)

Over here, colleges can get you A-levels, Universities are where you get degrees :)

Most of my family had their first kid by 18
The thought of having a kid at my age, isn't so scary actually, for me I mean.

Good luck with the job =)

Cheers emop, fingers crossed :D

cheers emop, fingers crossed :D

I'll cross mine too! Maybe even toes!

I'll cross mine too! maybe even toes!

Only if that one has fully healed, wouldn't want you to hurt yourself to give me luck :D

only if that one has fully healed, wouldnt want you to hurt yourself to give me luck :D

Haha, It's healed enough to cross, almost

I don't know how I'll do for my A-Levels exams, but if I get a scholarship, I might come over to England :D

Maybe Aussie... or Canada ;)

Well, better not dream too much now, for there are achievements to be accomplished first...

haha, It's healed enough to cross, almost

Well you still want to make sure so favour it for a little while longer k ;)


I don't know how I'll do for my A-Levels exams, but if I get a scholarship, I might come over to England :D

Maybe Aussie... or Canada ;)

Well, better not dream too much now, for there are achievements to be accomplished first...

Yep, don't count your chickens before they hatch, or something similar anyhoo :D

But hey if either you you are in england, send us a message and if I can make it or your near enough, ill come and say hi :D, if you want that it :)

Reet, as a bear I need to go forage for food, so off to the chippy I go :D

In a bit unky and emop :)

Cya Bear :)

Hey, anyone here?

Yes, but only for a sec. Midnight here, bye Emop, have a nice end of afternoon, and eventually a good night! :)

Yes, but only for a sec. Midnight here, bye Emop, have a nice end of afternoon, and eventually a good night! :)

Thanks Unky, Bye!

Yea, I'm back, later unky,have a good one

yea, im back, later unky,have a good one

Hooray! A buddy!

Yay, I'm emop's buddy :D, still OK emop ? :)

yay, im emop's buddy :D, still ok emop ? :)

Yup, My dad's happy because I dyed my hair light blonde (I mean LIGHT) instead of allowing my hair to grow in dark, so everyone is in a good mood here =)
how about you Bear?

Yup, My dad's happy because I dyed my hair light blonde (i mean LIGHT) instead of allowing my hair to grow in dark, so everyone is in a good mood here =)
how about you Bear?

Good :)

I'm OK, dying of hayfever now :D, then pack my car and an hours drive backhome, then bed, jobs a gud'un ;)

good :)

im ok, dying of hayfever now :D, then pack my car and an hours drive backhome, then bed, jobs a gud'un ;)

What exactly is hay fever?

Congrats Bear!

Hayfever is an allergy to pollen, a lot of people have it and were greatly affected by it during the summer because that's when plants pollenate the most, :)

hayfever is an allergy to pollen, alot of people have it and were greatly affected by it during the summer because thats when plants pollenate the most, :)

Ah, okay. Sounds terrible! Well you learn something new everyday!

Ah, okay. Sounds terrible! Well you learn something new everyday!

Yeah can be, no worries though I'm used to it :D

So Saturday night, anything planned :)

yeah can be, no worries though im used to it :D

so saturday night, anything planned :)

fireworks tonight =)

Oh, nice :)

Enjoy yourself :)

oh, nice :)

enjoy yourself :)

I hope to, except I can guarantee that just like every other year, it'll be uncomfy, My brother will cry, and my dad will yell haha

Why is that? :(

why is that? :(

Happens every year haha

Well that's not very nice if your brother cries and your dad laughs at him :(

well thats not very nice if your brother cries and your dad laughs at him :(

I meant to put a period there between yell and haha, sorry for the confusion... I was saying haha because I'm laughing at myself for hoping it'll be fun tonight when it usually is bad

I meant to put a period there between yell and haha, sorry for the confusion... I was saying haha because I'm laughing at myself for hoping it'll be fun tonight when it usually is bad

What an optomistic view you have there emop :(

Well chin up,hopefully it won't go as badly as you think and you'll actually enjoy yourself :)

As I mentioned before I've got to pack my car then do an hours drive home, and this is the part where my laptop gets put in the car, catch you later emop, enjoy the evening and take care ;)

what an optomistic view you have there emop :(

well chin up,hopefully it wont go as badly as you think and youll actually enjoy yourself :)

as i mentioned before ive got to pack my car then do an hours drive home, and this is the part where my laptop gets put in the car, catch ya later emop, enjoy the evening and take care ;)

See you bear! I'll try

Have a safe trip Bear :)

Stupid holiday. All the tattoo parlors in town are closed. Now I'm pouting.

Happy 4th of July to all my Yankee friends!

Hheath have you received a PM as of lately?

Several tattoo places open around here today, one even having a Facebook contest offering a free one for the person who brings them the most Facebook friends.

Good Morning!

Best dip ever:

Buffalo Chicken Dip Recipe - Allrecipes.com (http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/buffalo-chicken-dip/Detail.aspx)

Where is everybody this morning? Sunny? You said you had to work today, did you take the day off? I am at work and it is very slow because everyone else is off work today and I need conversation.

Hey there Adam! :)

Belated Happy 4th of July! :)

Hey Adam I am in and out. It's only 1 in the afternoon, and it has been a day from HELL!

Sorry to hear that Bella... I hope things get better soon :)

Well, I'm off too, get to get some serious revision now >.<

Hi Unky, bye Unky! Thanks for the well wishes. Good luck with your revisions! :)

Anyone here yet? I gave up and went elsewhere for awhile.

I'm here and there, around. :p

I keep trying to find something to do but just can't seem to find it. I am really bored at work and I have been wondering around the boards not finding much.

Anyway, how are you doing Bella?

I'm doing all right. Just finished mowing my lawn. Gawd it is HOT out there.

I always find the adult sexuality boards entertaining. Also the society and culture.

Yea, I just can't bring myself to read some of the questions and when I do, I figure it is best if I don't answer. So, I don't. I really need to mow my yard, I was looking at pictures of my house and yard a few minutes ago and it was so beautiful and now it is a jungle.

Mine was too. I had to tilt the mower up on the back wheels to cut most of the grass. The back yard is so bad I need to get a ride on to actually mow it down. I don't mind doing yard work, but it's like +34c with the humadex today.

Ha, ha. My son is 11, so the lawn gets mowed, with supervision, but still, I ain't pushing the mower, so it's all good.

Sydney get's to hold the bag when Jared dumps the grass.

I just sit on my lawn chair with a glass of water and dictate orders.

Children do come in handy. ;)

I want a kid. I was at a cookout the other day and he had a firepit a ways from his house and anytime he wanted something from his house he would just ask his kids to go get it and off they went so happily. I said I had to get me one of those. Haha. Jk

I want a kid. I was at a cookout the other day and he had a firepit a ways from his house and anytime he wanted something from his house he would just ask his kids to go get it and off they went so happily. I said I had to get me one of those. Haha. jk

Once they hit around 5, they're so eager to please. When they hit 12/13, they no longer run to do your bidding.

Still, that's around 7 years of service, so not too bad. ;)

Crap I still have at 3 more years until E will do my bidding. Although she keeps asking to pick up the dog poop, I think I may just let her. She also is a great drink fetcher from the fridge as long is it's in a can or bottle.

Hmm... So I have at least 6 years to go if not 7. Well, someday we shall see. Got to see if the girl is the right girl first.

Aww Adam is contemplating the perplexities of "is she the one"?

Big words Bella and I understood them. Haha. I guess I should speak more educated than I do now. Anyway, I ask myself that question everyday and I still don't know. I may never know and she may be gone before I get the chance to know.

That's heavy. I always figure, if they're the one, then you know. Like you don't sit and wonder "what if". But than you have to ask yourself, how would you feel if she wasn't in your life any more?

Well I really do lover her and I can see myself with her the rest of my life and I really don't want anyone else, but I just don't think I am ready for the marriage thing yet.

All comes in time. You're still young. Just don't let a good thing pass by because of fear.

I dated a lot. I never felt the way I do with R with any other guy.

I was engaged once, before R. Ya, I was 18, it was stupid. Still... I said yes, because at that time, I felt, what the heck, may as well. I knew he wasn't the one, but it's hard to say no to someone that spends the money on a ring. :(

Adam, you'll know if she's the right girl. You won't have to question it.

I dated a lot. I never felt the way I do with R with any other guy.

I was engaged once, before R. Ya, I was 18, it was stupid. Still....I said yes, because at that time, I felt, what the heck, may as well. I knew he wasn't the one, but it's hard to say no to someone that spends the money on a ring. :(

Adam, you'll know if she's the right girl. You won't have to question it.

Just read the new siggy wall. Cute.

Adam, look into the concept of promise rings/bracelets. It's not quite an engagement.

Just read the new siggy wall. Cute.

Adam, look into the concept of promise rings/bracelets. It's not quite an engagement.

I was wondering when someone would notice the new siggy's. :)

Danke. Glad you like them.

Ya, promise ring always appeases a girl that wants to get married. Good call. :)

I love the sig Alty-mommy

I love the sig Alty-mommy

Thanks Emop. I wish I could say that I thought them up myself, but sadly it was copy and paste. :)

Thanks Emop. I wish I could say that I thought them up myself, but sadly it was copy and paste. :)

I know, I have a Tshirt with the thing about the voices haha

I know, I have a Tshirt with the thing about the voices haha

I'm buying a T-shirt for my 40th birthday. It says;

"I'm 21, but this is an old shirt" :p

I'm buying a T-shirt for my 40th birthday. It says;

"I'm 21, but this is an old shirt" :p

That's cute!

That's cute!

I'll post a pic when I get it, and wear it.

I do have a shirt that says;

"You can be ugly and stupid, you have to pick one"

I always get looks when I wear that one. ;)

I'll post a pic when I get it, and wear it.

I do have a shirt that says;

"You can be ugly and stupid, you have to pick one"

I always get looks when I wear that one. ;)

Haha, at first I didn't get it

Ha that's a cue shirt. I used to have a shirt that said "do I look like a people person"? Loved it.

Ha that's a cue shirt. I used to have a shirt that said "do I look like a people person"? Loved it.

I have a shirt that says
"I'm naked under this shirt"

Helloooo everyone. Long time!

Hey everyone, my Sneezy is back.

Booya.

Hi Sneezykins. I'm so glad you're bored enough to be back. :)

helloooo everyone. long time!

How's school in paradise, Doc?

Haha, well, I'm back in the states. It's been a lonnnnnggggg story... alty knows about it. I'm heading back out there in August, but until then, I think I'll be frequenting here quite a bit :)

Hey Sneezy, I don't think we have ever met, but I have heard lots about you!

Ha that's a cue shirt. I used to have a shirt that said "do I look like a people person"? Loved it.

My second favorite Tee is one that says "Sarcasm is just another service I offer."

And the first?

Haha, well, I'm back in the states. It's been a lonnnnnggggg story...alty knows about it. I'm heading back out there in August, but til then, I think I'll be frequenting here quite a bit :)

Next time show up at your trial.

And the first?

Is a faded out picture of a dragon originally done in pastels. Very subtle.

Next time show up at your trial.

I refuse. NEVER! I won't let "THE MAN" tie me down!

I'd have to say my all time fav shirt is my fathers old Guns N Roses 3/4 length shirt.

i refuse. NEVER! i won't let "THE MAN" tie me down!

You'll just let him kick you off the island. Brilliant.

You'll just let him kick you off the island. Brilliant.

PSHAWWWW! NO ONE controls me!

PSHAWWWW! NO ONE controls me!

Well... I got to admit you did get back on. Maybe Che Sneezefunny can win.

Bella, this favorite superseded my old rayon dogwood flower print from the days of disco.

Our little Sneezy boy is back. I'm giddy.

Poor kid is bored senseless, doesn't that make us feel special? ;)

I tried to say hi to him but... **sob** he ignored me. :(

Cats, Rayon is never good. But I can totally picture you in this shirt. Lol.

I tried to say hi to him but...**sob** he ignored me. :(

Cats, Rayon is never good. But I can totally picture you in this shirt. lol.

I was on the phone with him as he was posting, texting his girlfriend, looking up things on line etc. I'm pretty sure he just didn't see your post.

Trust me, if he'd seen your post, he'd have commented. You're female, and breathing, so you're fair game. ;)

Hahaha okay well I guess I will let it slide this time.

Hahaha okay well I guess I will let it slide this time.

I'll let him know he's in serious trouble. ;)

I was on the phone with him as he was posting, texting his gf, looking up things on line etc. I'm pretty sure he just didn't see your post.

Trust me, if he'd seen your post, he'd have commented. You're female, and breathing, so you're fair game. ;)

If your on the phone a lot you should get a magic jack.

You should. Especially with our master plan from last night.

If your on the phone alot you should get a magic jack.
Why does every one in the world know about the magic jack except me?

Why does every one in the world know about the magic jack except me??

magicJack (http://www.magicjack.com/5/index.asp)

There now no more excuses ;)

If your on the phone alot you should get a magic jack.

Grrrrrr.

I have one. It sucks.

When it's working, which isn't often, it's fuzzy, it's crackly, it hangs up on people, puts them on hold, you name it.

It's a great idea, if it worked consistently, but it doesn't.

I just paid for 5 years a few months ago. I won't be renewing it when my contract is over.

You should. Especially with our master plan from last night.

Bella, remember the time I tried to call you? Remember the crackling, the terrible connection? That was Magic Jack.

The magic is lost. ;)

I like it, but would I have to change my number?

I tried to say hi to him but...**sob** he ignored me. :(

Cats, Rayon is never good. But I can totally picture you in this shirt. lol.

Herro aurora bell. I apologize.

I like it, but would I have to change my number?

No you would be getting a separate number so you can have 2.

Bella, remember the time I tried to call you? Remember the crackling, the terrible connection? That was Magic Jack.

The magic is lost. ;)

Oh yea, I just thought it was because it was raining or something. I have free LD here in NS, and pay 5 cents a minute any where else is Canada.

That one call only cost me $7.00, and we talked for like 3 hours.

Grrrrrr.

I have one. It sucks.

When it's working, which isn't often, it's fuzzy, it's crackly, it hangs up on people, puts them on hold, you name it.

It's a great idea, if it worked consistently, but it doesn't.

I just paid for 5 years a few months ago. I won't be renewing it when my contract is over.

Magic jack stinks. Every time I call alty... 20 seconds into the conversation (WHEN it actually connects and WHEN she can actually hear me)... I hear elevator music.

Get skype. Much better.

Bella, remember the time I tried to call you? Remember the crackling, the terrible connection? That was Magic Jack.

The magic is lost. ;)

It may or may not be the magicjack. Your provider or computer can also be the reason.

Hi Isneezefunny, since we are being so formal :p

What's the scoop with skype? Do they have that in Canada? Don't you need to have a web cam?

magic jack stinks. everytime i call alty...20 seconds into the convo (WHEN it actually connects and WHEN she can actually hear me)...i hear elevator music.

get skype. much better.

I have to agree.

Hate Magic Jack.

I originally got it talk to Sneezy. Ya kid, it's all because of you. You're to blame. All your fault. Feel bad. ;)

99.9% of the time, it doesn't work. The rest of the time, when it is working, the connection is made, it's still crappy.

Don't know much about skype. Got desperate yesterday and tried to set it up, but it's me, and you know how computer literate I'm not. ;)

Oh yea, I just thought it was because it was raining or something. I have free LD here in NS, and pay 5 cents a minute any where else is Canada.

That one call only cost me $7.00, and we talked for like 3 hours.

Not sure how it works in Canada but in the U.S. cable companies provide phone service and its unlimited calling to ALL of U.S. and Canada as well as a few other countries for about $20 a month.

It may or may not be the magicjack. Your provider or computer can also be the reason.

I admit that it could be my puter, but everything else works fine, so why shouldn't MJ?

I have highspeed internet, runs great. My puter is happy.. ish.

Na, I'm blaming magic jack. ;)

Not sure how it works in Canada but in the U.S. cable companies provide phone service and its unlimited calling to ALL of U.S. and Canada as well as a few other countries for about $20 a month.

That's what it's basically like in every other province in Canada, except here in NS. We're still kind of backwards here. We only have street names on one end of the street :rolleyes:

Hi Isneezefunny, since we are being so formal :p

What's the scoop with skype? do they have that in Canada? Don't you need to have a web cam?

Skype is a wonderful amalgamation between a webchat + magic jack.

All you need is a program and you can webchat. If you want to CALL people or want people to call you, then you need a subscription. I pay $2.70 a month to be able to call US and canada (unlimited), and then I roughly pay $6 so that I get assigned a phone number and people are able to call me.

Then there's the chat thing, where you can chat to people and there's the webcam thing, which is nice for those... interesting... conversations.

skype is a wonderful amalgamation between a webchat + magic jack.

all you need is a program and you can webchat. If you want to CALL people or want people to call you, then you need a subscription. I pay $2.70 a month to be able to call US and canada (unlimited), and then I roughly pay $6 so that I get assigned a phone number and people are able to call me.

Then there's the chat thing, where you can chat to people and there's the webcam thing, which is nice for those...interesting...conversations.

You also can do many of the same things for free with Yahoo. VOIP isn't as big a deal now as it used to be.

Not sure how it works in Canada but in the U.S. cable companies provide phone service and its unlimited calling to ALL of U.S. and Canada as well as a few other countries for about $20 a month.

For magic Jack?

I pay $60/5years. And so far, it's not worth the cost. ;)

Sorry, not a big fan after using it for 2 years.

That sounds confusing. I called my mouse my mousey thingy yesterday... I don't really call any one in the US, but for 5 cents a minute for here in Canada, I'll deal with what I have. So what exactly is web chat?

For magic Jack?

I pay $60/5years. And so far, it's not worth the cost. ;)

Sorry, not a big fan after using it for 2 years.

No its not majic jack. It's a voip box that connects to your whole house phone system.

That sounds confusing. I called my mouse my mousey thingy yesterday...I don't really call any one in the US, but for 5 cents a minute for here in Canada, I'll deal with what I have. So what exactly is web chat?

Web chat means I'd have to get dressed when I call my friends.

Or not. :cool: :D

Web chat means I'd have to get dressed when I call my friends.

Or not. :cool: :D

No. Web chat is what your doing here. Its webcamming where you have that option or NOT!

Haha that's what I was thinking. Or at least start shaving more frequently.

So with Skype, you would pay to do what we are doing now?

So with Skype, you would pay to do what we are doing now?

Make the most of Skype - free internet calls and great value calls (http://www.skype.com/intl/en-us/home)

So with Skype, you would pay to do what we are doing now?

no. you chat in real time... not post something and refresh and whatnot. And that part's free. Webcam part is free as long as you have a camera. You can call each others' computers for free as long as you have a mic/speakers.

Now, calling one's PHONES... cost money.

Ahhhh I get it. Hmm sounds interesting, I may just have to check this out.

So with Skype, you would pay to do what we are doing now?

Not if you call their computer, I've spoken with a few people all over the world using skype, video call aswel, didn't cost a thing, :D

Like cal mentioned before Yahoo, msn they all have video chat :)

Hey sneezy, long time no chat, things good? :)

Hey albear. Things are as good as they can get. I'm doing all right. I'm taking some time off from work, decided to leave New York and go into... what I like to call... the jungle. Gives me time to... uh... I guess find myself.

No worries :)

Well when you find yourself, hope he's not that bad a guy, I had a friend who went to find himself,he did, turns out he was a right arsehole :(

Well folks, I am going to try and get some sleep. I have an insane amount of doctor's appointments tomorrow. If all goes well I'll be talking to you tomorrow. If not, see you in a few days! :)

Later bella, have a good one, hope all goes well :)

no worries :)

well when you find yourself, hope hes not that bad a guy, i had a friend who went to find himself,he did, turns out he was a right arsehole :(

Good thing is, I already know I'm a jerk... so hopefully, I find that same jerk, because if I come out of this thing being a NICE guy, I'm going to be pretty upset.

Fair play :D

Later sneezy and any one else who's still around, I'm off as well, g'night

good thing is, i already know i'm a jerk...so hopefully, i find that same jerk, because if i come out of this thing being a NICE guy, I'm going to be pretty upset.

Ahem, Sneezykins, don't kill me, but you are a nice guy. In fact, you're nicer then even I thought you were, and I thought you were pretty darn nice.

You're just a big softie, with rough edges. ;)

Okay, go ahead, smack me around, I know you're going to. You can't deny that you're nice though. I have proof. :cool:

Night Bella. Get skype. Call me tomorrow.

Hi Bear. :)

Ha that's a cue shirt. I used to have a shirt that said "do I look like a people person"? Loved it.

I had one that said "I AM the one your mother warned you about."

I can't sleep. All this tossing and turning is making me dizzy.

Stringer, I wish half my exes had that shirt. I wonder if things would be different. Lol probably not.

I have to agree.

Hate Magic Jack.

I originally got it talk to Sneezy. Ya kid, it's all because of you. You're to blame. All your fault. Feel bad. ;)

99.9% of the time, it doesn't work. The rest of the time, when it is working, the connection is made, it's still crappy.

Don't know much about skype. Got desperate yesterday and tried to set it up, but it's me, and you know how computer literate I'm not. ;)

Don't worry, you're not alone with that Alty ;)
I should try to install it again...

Yay! Sneezy's back! :p

Hello All!

Good to see you again Sneezy.

I once had a shirt that said "which came first, the chicken or the egg" then the picture was of a chicken and egg doing it. So... yea.

Also had another shirt that said "Rock out with your .... out" You know. A little innappropiate for both.

Hello All!

Good to see you again Sneezy.

I once had a shirt that said "which came first, the chicken or the egg" then the picture was of a chicken and egg doing it. So...yea.

Also had another shirt that said "Rock out with your .... out" You know. A little innappropiate for both.

Lol Adam, I had on my phone a picture of the egg and chicken in bed smoking cigarettes and a thought bubble above the egg that said "I think I did"

I have one saying... "Do not disturb. Downloading dreams" :)

I have a few:

"Trust me, I'm a doctor"

"I lie to girls"

"You've been a bad girl, now go to my room"

I'm thinking I should alternate between the last two when I meet my girlfriend's parents. Preferably the "I lie to girls" first... then "you've been a bad girl..."

... yeah, I'm already in their doghouse, why not dig further?

Lol, the all so lengthy acronym 'YBABBNGTMR' of Alty, but where 'boy' is replaced by 'girl' :p

Oh, and Sneezy, if you need anything in Mafia Wars, just let me know. I'll try to give you the item(s) :)

Haha, thanks unky... I usually don't play it religiously. It's something to just pass the time... as I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere with no car. :(

No problem :)

How the hell do you get stuck in the middle of nowhere, lol? :p

Fortunately, Canada is quite warm now... if it were in full winter! :eek:

I put myself here. Somehow. I left the busy city to take a break... and ended up in the country. Hahha.

Lol okay. Sorry for the late post, I just had dinner here :o

Well, how have you been lately? Any interesting projects? :)

Projects? no. I'm taking the month off to stay away from work. I've been lounging around, eating, gaining weight, and possibly sleeping way too much.

Lol, but didn't you already have so much good time? I saw the beach you were at and the apartments you lived in :D

::joking::

Have a good break, you deserve it McSneeze! ;)

Haha, yeah, and I'll be going back in August! Til then... I'm in the countryside with nothing but bugs, books, and just silence.

Arg! Bugs me no likey :(. If you get any problems about bugs, Cats is the man who'll be the most knowledgeable to help you!

Today, I killed three wasps which were trying to make their nest... not fun at all. I've got a big nest in a tree nearby. I keep saying that we need to remove it, burn it, whatever! But time... there is so little time right now.

I'm in the countryside with nothing but bugs, books, and just silence.

What's wrong with that? Oh, yeah, you left your shoes at my house on the 4th.

They have these horseflies here that literally take chunks out of your skin. For some reason, bugs are getting into my room... I am buying a wheelbarrow-full of duct tape and bug-proofing my room tonight.

Last night, I killed 32 bugs. Beetles, ticks, caterpillars, lady bugs, and horseflies. Yeah. It's THAT absurd.

They have these horseflies here that literally take chunks out of your skin. For some reason, bugs are getting into my room...I am buying a wheelbarrow-full of duct tape and bug-proofing my room tonight.

Last night, I killed 32 bugs. Beetles, ticks, caterpillars, lady bugs, and horseflies. Yeah. It's THAT absurd.

Wimp!

Ugh, ticks and... what? Horsefly? I need to Google this... hmmm...

EDIT: That doesn't seem cool at all! :eek:

We have horseflies and deerflies... take your pick. The both hurt.

You're forgetting that I'm a city boy. I don't leave the house without my iPhone and blackberry. My outfits... well, the people here find them strange. One person commented that my clothes look "flamboyant"... I'm wearing a solid t-shirt with jeans.. . yeah, just because I don't have overalls or hunting gear, I'm flamboyant. Fantastic.

I was a city girl... once.

I like the city. Granted, nyc was TOO city for me... I like... a normal quiet city.

I live in a village... close to the city! :D

Quiet and all, and the 'things' quite near.

Yeah... I have a 2 mile walk to a convenience store... but a 20 - 30 min drive to the closest mall/movie theater/coffee shop. It's a little odd, but I'm getting used to it.

Where my Nana lives, the closest thing to her is a bait store/ gas station/ candy store/ arcade/ tanning salon/ icecream store/ grocer (it's really a conviene store/gas station with a pacman machine and tanning bed in the closet)

I am back everybody, I had to cook for a small army and now I am back and full of food myself.

I am... so deep in the woods, I had to google-map myself and look up "FOOD" to see if anyone'll deliver. Oh man, I'm going to lose so much weight this month.

You're forgetting that I'm a city boy. I don't leave the house without my iphone and blackberry. My outfits...well, the people here find them strange. One person commented that my clothes look "flamboyant"...I'm wearing a solid t-shirt with jeans. ...yeah, just because I don't have overalls or hunting gear, I'm flamboyant. Fantastic.

was the shirt lilac and did the jeans have butterflies and rhinestones on them? ^_~

Okay can people delete other people's posts on the new skin? I told a girl who is going into 8th grade she is too young to date and my post disappeared

Never mind... she just asked it twice

was the shirt lilac and did the jeans have butterflies and rhinestones on them? ^_~

Negatory. Solid black t-shirt. Regular dark jeans. Go figure.

Well, you can trade me places Sneezy, lots of food here and you will put a few on and I can stand to lose some.

Haha. I've already lost a good 20 lbs while in med school. Drat.

I got pierced. I got pierced. I got pierced. *does a happy dance*

I got to ask... where?

i got pierced. i got pierced. i got pierced. *does a happy dance*

O O O! What's your piercing!

I once got a piercing. I didn't plan on it being a piercing. Think metal skewers. Ouchies.

I once got a piercing. I didn't plan on it being a piercing. Think metal skewers. ouchies.

I have many piercings I loove them =)

I've been pierced by skewers though as well haha

Well congrats. You weren't tied down, aroused and pierced without anesthetic with a complementary video of the procedure? (Yep, read your other thread)

Sounds a bit like torture?

Hi kids.

How's everyone doing this :: checks clock:: afternoon?

Yawn.

I have to stop going to bed so late, or is it early? Is 5am early or late? Hmmm.

Anyway, I'm here, sort of.

HI! :)

i got pierced. i got pierced. i got pierced. *does a happy dance*

Three at one time?

Hi kids.

How's everyone doing this :: checks clock:: afternoon?

Yawn.

I have to stop going to bed so late, or is it early? Is 5am early or late? Hmmm.

Anyway, I'm here, sorta.

HI! :)

Terrible.
You?

i got pierced. i got pierced. i got pierced. *does a happy dance*

Dance? Dance!

How?

Congratulations.

Terrible.
you?

Terrible?

Why?

Trade you. I have to grumpy bored kids that have nothing to do despite two video game consoles, tv's in their room, toys galore, pets galore, and chores.

Terrible?

Why?

Trade you. I have to grumpy bored kids that have nothing to do despite two video game consoles, tv's in their room, toys galore, pets galore, and and chores.

I don't want to talk about it.

But you sound like you're having loads of fun

I don't want to talk about it.

But you sound like you're having loads of fun

There's a right tosser on the boards if you want a distraction.

Just shout and ill post the link.

I don't want to talk about it.

But you sound like you're having loads of fun

Well if you want to talk, you know we're here. It's what we do, listen to problems, and we do it well. :)

Fun? What's that?

Just a bit of truth. Summer break is only fun when you're a kid. ;)

theres a right tosser on the boards if you want a distraction.

just shout and ill post the link.

What's that?

Well if you want to talk, you know we're here. It's what we do, listen to problems, and we do it well. :)

Fun? What's that?

Just a bit of truth. Summer break is only fun when you're a kid. ;)

Alty. You ARE a kid. Didn't you post your 12 somewhere??

Lol

Wake up J... WAKE UP!!

theres a right tosser on the boards if you want a distraction.

just shout and ill post the link.

Over here! I'm waving my arms and shouting.

Ooh, ooh pick me! Pick me! :)

Well if you want to talk, you know we're here. It's what we do, listen to problems, and we do it well. :)

Fun? What's that?

Just a bit of truth. Summer break is only fun when you're a kid. ;)

Just relationship problems, Pat is amazing but convinced I'm too good for him.

Alty. You ARE a kid. Didnt you post your 12 somewhere?????

lol

LMAO! No, everyone else posts that I'm 12. I'm probably older then you are Dad. :eek:

Wake up J....WAKE UP!!!

:: pokes J in the bum::

Did that help? :D

I know Alty, you are 15 going on 16 right?

LMAO! No, everyone else posts that I'm 12. I'm probably older then you are Dad. :eek:

Actually no. Im at least 13 : )~~~~~~~~~~

You guys! :rolleyes: :p

I'll be 40 in a few months. :(

Wake up J....WAKE UP!!!

:: tickles J's earlobe :: Up you come, sweetie.

You guys! :rolleyes: :p

I'll be 40 in a few months. :(

Alty-mommy, you aren't old until your wrinkles sag to the floor =) Then you'll be Alty-Sharpe-Mommy! (I don't know how to spell sharpe and the spell check doesn't work on my computer)
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/art/Shar-PeiArt.jpg

You guys! :rolleyes: :p

I'll be 40 in a few months. :(

You just look illegal.

Of course, by the time you were legal, I had a 2 year old.

Up you come, sweetie.

WT? Or do I just have a dirty mind?

You just look illegal.

Of course, by the time you were legal, I had a 2 year old.

LMAO!

Where's my pillow?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/girlfriends-been-acting-weird-485895.html

One tosser coming up,served on a fresh bed of self loathing and a side dish of idiot.

WT? Or do I just have a dirty mind?

Heh

Heh

Heh

;):cool:

LMAO!!

Where's my pillow?

Here I am!

You guys! :rolleyes: :p

I'll be 40 in a few months. :(

No biggie. Been there and done that and got the wardrobe.

Tube socks with sandles and bermuda shorts. Even the robe too along with the T-shirt.

I can be found walking disneyland at any time. Lol

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/girlfriends-been-acting-weird-485895.html

one tosser coming up,served on a fresh bed of self loathing and a side dish of idiot.

What's a tosser?

Alty-mommy, you aren't old til your wrinkles sag to the floor =) Then you'll be Alty-Sharpe-Mommy! (i don't know how to spell sharpe and the spell check doesnt work on my computer)
http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/art/Shar-PeiArt.jpg

Alty is an ink pen ?

Alty is an ink pen ?

I didn't know how to spell Shar Pei haha

Wow that post is confusing me...

what's a tosser?

Here.

Urban Dictionary: A - Tosser (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=A+-+Tosser)

Here.

Urban Dictionary: A - Tosser (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=A+-+Tosser)


Thank you,needed that laugh,love the busty brunnette at the end of the explanation.

Here.

Urban Dictionary: A - Tosser (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=A+-+Tosser)

O my!

Wooo Hooo, I lost 9 pounds!

Wooo Hooo, I lost 9 pounds!!

Congrats.

Do you know what the fastest way to lose 300 lbs is??

Congrats.

Do you know what the fastest way to lose 300 lbs is ????

Get a divorce?

Get a divorce?

Ditto

Unless you're dating an asian kid. Two divorces.

Get a divorce?

Grrr...


Who's on first

Grrr....


Who's on first

What?

Wooo Hooo, I lost 9 pounds!!

Congrats J!

Thanks Emop

Thanks Emop

I once lost 17lbs in a week, then again I wouldn't eat or drink anything that week (I was depressed)

I once lost 17lbs in a week, then again I wouldn't eat or drink anything that week (I was depressed)

Been there done that, but when you are over 40 it's harder to lose the weight.

Been there done that, but when you are over 40 it's harder to lose the weight.

True true

Wooo Hooo, I lost 9 pounds!!

Sorry to hear that J, I've got an extra 9 or more pounds I can spare if you want to take them off my hands... please :)

sorry to hear that J, ive got an extra 9 or more pounds i can spare if you want to take them off my hands........ please :)

Thanks, but you can keep them. I'm trying to lose another 10-15, but it just keeps hanging around. :(

... I'm trying to gain 10 lbs.

... yeah.

I remember wanting to gain weight. Once, a long long time ago.

Been there done that, but when you are over 40 it's harder to lose the weight.


:mad:

:(

:eek:

:mad:

:(

:eek:

Teehee Alty-Mommy did you see my picture?

teehee Alty-Mommy did you see my picture?

Yes. I don't look like that... yet. ;)

Actually, I don't have wrinkles. Don't know if it's genetics, the weather in Canada, the fact that I don't tan on purpose, use cream, or what.

Maybe that's why I look 12? :confused:

Yes. I don't look like that...yet. ;)

Actually, I don't have wrinkles. Don't know if it's genetics, the weather in Canada, the fact that I don't tan on purpose, use cream, or what.

Maybe that's why I look 12? :confused:

Is your avatar how you really look?

is your avatar how you really look?

Lol.. children.

is your avatar how you really look?

I wish.

I have pictures on the site.

I'll post one of them here. It almost a year old, but haven't changed much. The color is a bit darker now, and I've lost some weight. Other then that, it's me at 38. :)

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Lucky hubby ;)

Lucky hubby ;)

Well aren't you sweet?

Thanks Dad. :)

I guess I'm not hideous, but I'm definitely not my avy. ;)

Well aren't you sweet?

Thanks Dad. :)

I guess I'm not hideous, but I'm definitely not my avy. ;)

Close (wink wink )

Lucky boytoy. Wait. Uhhh

Close (wink wink )

That only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades, and pregnancy. ;)

That only counts in horse shoes, hand grenades, and pregnancy. ;)

You forgot photoshop hehe

Alty, you are beautiful and love that impish little smile (smirk?). ;)


Sneezy, my husband calls me confusing all the time. Keeps life interesting. ;)

lucky boytoy. wait. uhhh

You really are bored, aren't you? ;)

You forgot photoshop hehe

Thanks to the boy toy mentioned above. :)

Too bad I can't photoshop my nose smaller. :(

Alty, you are beautiful and love that impish little smile (smirk?). ;)


Sneezy, my husband calls me confusing all the time. Keeps life interesting. ;)

Thanks Cat.

The evil smirk is a daily thing. It's permanent. ;)

I wish.

I have pictures on the site.

I'll post one of them here. It almost a year old, but haven't changed much. The color is a bit darker now, and I've lost some weight. Other then that, it's me at 38. :)

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Well I think you are pretty

Well I think you are pretty

Thanks Emop.

Back in the day I turned a few heads, now I'm just the older lady that blends into the background, until I talk. ;)

Got all the confidence in the world. That makes up for a lot. :)

Thanks Emop.

Back in the day I turned a few heads, now I'm just the older lady that blends into the background, until I talk. ;)

Got all the confidence in the world. That makes up for a lot. :)

Sure sure. You earned your MILF status.


Just wait till the kids teachers start hitting on you!!

<drool>

How many years before she earns her GMILF status?

<drool>

How many years before she earns her GMILF status?

Lets see. If she is 12 now that means well maybe 20 years. ;0)

These days, it could happen at nearly any time? 12 may be old enough. I don't want to go there.

That's true. The woman I'm renting a room from... I'd like to say that she's... maybe... 40? She's a grandma.

<drool>

How many years before she earns her GMILF status?

I don't think she wants to think about her children having children. I know I don't want to think about it and mine are older. :)

Oh god. My mom goes through these phases where she's yelling at me to get married and have kids... and then goes to the extreme opposite of telling me not to get married (... half my friends are married... most of the other half is engaged... a good percentage of them have kids).

Sure sure. You earned your MILF status.


Just wait till the kids teachers start hitting on you !!!!

LOL! Don't have to wait for that. Had the vice principal and the grade 6 teacher hit on me this year.

This is how warped I am. I flirted back hoping that the kids would get A's because of it. No go. :(

My favorite is when some 20 something flirts with me thinking that because I'm old... er, I'll be flattered. Ya right. Been there. Done that. Wrote the book. I'm too old to train another one. ;)

That's true. The woman I'm renting a room from...I'd like to say that she's...maybe...40? She's a grandma.

:eek:

Wait... this is you. You think everyone over 25 looks 40. :rolleyes:

I don't think she wants to think about her children having children. I know I don't want to think about it and mine are older. :)

No grandkids! Not for at least, LEAST, 10 years. Even that is too early. Jared would only be 21.

I have a while (I HOPE) before I have to worry about grandkids.

I feel the urge to talk to my kids about birth control all of a sudden.

Oh god. My mom goes through these phases where she's yelling at me to get married and have kids...and then goes to the extreme opposite of telling me not to get married (...half my friends are married...most of the other half is engaged...a good percentage of them have kids).

Med school, marriage and kids, doesn't mix well.

Just saying. :)