...at someones face.


Yes it is.


If your around friends and family why not?

If your out with well other people then yes it is rude, so have to eat the watermelon with a spoon and if you get a seed in your mouth spit it into a styrafoam cup :) Well that's what I do..

Lol I will keep that in mind.
I was swallowing but its good to know I can spit.
For crying out loud look at the gutter I can't get out of now. Frigen boys started it.

Muddy sems to have more experience on the etiqquet(sp) of spitting :)

muddy sems to have more experience on the etiqquet(sp) of spitting :)

Yes because I would never use a cup. Just open the car door and let it go. Wait why am I in the car eating watermelon? ;):eek:
I swallow in case I drool. Lmao

lol I will keep that in mind.
I was swallowing but its good to know I can spit.
For crying out loud look at the gutter I can't get out of now. Frigen boys started it.

Awww poor sunny, dug a hole you can't get out of :D

awww poor sunny, dug a hole you can't get out of :D


Giggling... bear is looking at my hole :eek:


Very WT here!

Woah, what happened here?

Yes because I would never use a cup. Just open the car door and let it go. Wait why am I in the car eating watermelon? ;):eek:
I swallow in case I drool. lmao

Better than making a mess inside the car :D

Woah, what happened here?

Looks like bear and I learned how to spit seeds from muddy.
You want to try adam?

I think I will pass.

giggling...bear is looking at my hole :eek:


very WT here!

Very very WT :D


Woah, what happened here?

I blame sunny, she's been leading me astray :(

muddy sems to have more experience on the etiqquet(sp) of spitting :)

I swallow.

:eek:

very very WT :D



i blame sunny, she's been leading me astray :(


I always take in strays! You came to the right thread.

Stupid question but is it Fathers Day there on Sunday? Do you have a Fathers Day?

I swallow.

:eek:



Well I tried to change the subject. Its just easier that way muddy.

I always take in strays! You came to the right thread.

Stupid question but is it Fathers Day there on Sunday? Do you have a Fathers Day?

I have it here in Canada on Friday. Happy Father's day to me.

Rachel is going over to her dad's on Sunday. I don't think I like that.

Well dudes it's 11:15 I have to get going to the salon, I'm bringing Rachel, I figured she can get a mani/pedi while I'm there and watch a movie from my laptop. Whoo solutions!

I swallow.

:eek:

A personal preference is it? ;)


I always take in strays! You came to the right thread.

Stupid question but is it Fathers Day there on Sunday? Do you have a Fathers Day?

I took the bait and you just reeled me in didn't you ;)

Yes it is, yes we do

See you muddy.
Good luck at the salon with Rachel. I know all to well planning things with kids. Fun times.

When is Fathers day here?

When is Fathers day here?

Well its Sunday and it had better be Sunday. I just bought the hubby a new grill for it.

a personal preference is it? ;)



No it's just less messy. LOL

If you spit things get sticky and guess WHO will have to clean it? Not the guys.

You know what I find a little insulting.. when they want to boom boom on your face. You just have to be into it at the time I guess.. but seriously.. I would be so angry.. I would smear it all over his face see if he likes it.

Haha okay enough of the rated R talk. I'm off! :)

Lmao :D

Later muddy, have a good one :)

Leave it to muddy to get off on a thread when its getting good. Wait that was bad to wasn't it?

Hmm... I swear I am being good I swear I am being good I swear I am being good

Wow muddy, wow.

I don't think I will get my dad anything this year.

Leave it to muddy to get off on a thread when its getting good. Wait that was bad to wasnt it?

hmm...I swear I am being good I swear I am being good I swear I am being good

Choice words sunny ;)




Adam I know what my dads getting... a phone call :D

I bought my dad coloring books and twist up crayons. Seriously. With his health and his Alzhiemers that's what he likes. So sad your born to live life to its peak and then you decline back to exactly how you started.

choice words sunny ;)




adam i know what my dads getting......................a phone call :D

I like it, I shall do the same.

Adam, when you went to the gym, were you already a member or did you have to buy membership, or did you just walk in

Well I had a few options, I could have went in and worked out for free to see if I liked it and then bought a membership the next time but I know I would have never came back so I paid up front and then worked out afterwards.

Good idea.
I pay by the year because doing it that way I get two months free. Saves me like 90 bucks.

Hmmm reet, because I'm not going to be around here much longer (I think) I was wondering if I could do a pay per go thing or if they would even allow that sort of thing

That's pretty good. I will be paying 45 dollars a month and that is good for 5 people. I just split the price with my brother.

Cool
The one back home I just pay a fiver per time as I'm not a member but I'm still on the system :D

If I start going there as much as I want it would cost me $105 a month if that were the case here. There a re a few gyms here that offer pay as you go kind of thing.

Speaking of gyms its my time now.
Catch you guys later.

Kk, cya later sunny, have a good one :)

Ill be out in a couple of hours going to watch the england game

Us drew with slovenia 2-2 for those that care :D

No it's just less messy. LOL

If you spit things get sticky and guess WHO will have to clean it? Not the guys.

You know what I find a little insulting.. when they want to boom boom on your face. You just have to be into it at the time I guess.. but seriously.. I would be so angry.. I would smear it all over his face see if he likes it.

haha okay enough of the rated R talk. I'm off! :)

It's a shame you live in Canada... ;)

I'm back from lunch. I just seen a couple hitch hikers on the way to lunch and back. I ended up calling the sherriffs dept. to let them know bacause one was a really young girl, like maybe 12 or 13. Can you imagine? Now maybe she had a really really bad home and needed to leave but I hope what I did was right.

Well I'm back and my hair is perfect and my eyebrows are perfect too :) Hehe!

No KC it's a shame you live in the US ;)

I'm back from lunch. I just seen a couple hitch hikers on the way to lunch and back. I ended up calling the sherriffs dept. to let them know bacause one was a really young girl, like maybe 12 or 13. Can you imagine? Now maybe she had a really really bad home and needed to leave but I hope what I did was right.

You definitely had good intentions, and that matters the most in my book!

Good to know KC. How you been?

I'm back from lunch. I just seen a couple hitch hikers on the way to lunch and back. I ended up calling the sherriffs dept. to let them know bacause one was a really young girl, like maybe 12 or 13. Can you imagine? Now maybe she had a really really bad home and needed to leave but I hope what I did was right.

Good thing you called. That's messed up. I wonder where her parents were...

Been well Adam, very busy, but well. Doing a little afternoon creepin' on the AMHD board... lots of good entertainment to be found!

Yea there is a lot of interesting things to be found. I am bored and just reading the humor forum.

Muddy - some pics of your adventure to the salon would be greatly appreciated. Adam is bored!

Muddy - some pics of your adventure to the salon would be greatly appreciated. Adam is bored!

Funny you say that...

I was just playing around with my camera.

Well dudes I got to get ready for work. I'll still be here but I won't reply that quickly :(

Funny you say that....

I was just playing around with my camera.

Well dudes I gotta get ready for work. I'll still be here but I won't reply that quickly :(

Swallow... :cool:

Hello KC, hheath and Adam! :)

Cya Muddy! Cool picture by the way :)

OK, I have to ask....

What the heck kinda nipples are you talking about, and where the heck are you working?

my new avvie is the pair of nipples I brought home from work.

it's a factory that makes parts for hot water heaters. Those metal pieces are called nipples. These came in large, wooden crates marked .75"x2" bare nipples.


Hhaha I didn't see THAT.

lol now I'm curious to find out what all this nipple talk is about...

nipple

Love that word.. and legumes.

I'm not the only one who loves the word legumes ^_^

most people I tell that to just look at me like I'm nuts. Well, I AM, but that's beside the point.

Thanks dudes.

I really don't feel like going to work today.. I just want to stay at home with Rachel and watch all the disney movies she wants and eat popcorn.

I like popcorn

I like popcorn

Who DOESN'T like popcorn. I like carmel popcorn as well.. it's DELISH!

Oh okay guys now I've got to go. I need to drop Rachel off at her dad's for the weekend.. she's gone for the whole weekend now instead of just Sunday :( makes me really sad.

Bye dudes have a nice weekend.

See you Muddy. Try popcorn dipped in cheese sauce. Now that is awesome!

Or honey flavoured popcorn :p

Cya Muddy :)

I want to sleep

"Your eyelids are feeling heavy, very heavy. Your breathing rate is slowing down, you're calm now... you are slowly falling asleep, and you go into a deep sleep, until I clap my hands..."

Unky, you never woke me up!

I think I am going to watch the new toy story movie tonight. Call me a kid but I think I might like it.

One beer mat successfully stolen :cool:

Bear

England were rubbish :cool:

bear

England were rubbish :cool:

I am stunned. USA actually scored twice in one half!

I know, :(

We were just terrible

Still we haven't lost a game yet, eh M *cough* germany *cough* 4-0 *cough*
Sorry I seem to have something stuck in my throat :D

But agreed we were shocking :(
We need to win the next game to get through, if we win it doesn't matter what the other game is

I am stunned. USA actually scored twice in one half!

And had a legit one disallowed cats :(


i know, :(

we were just terrible

still we havent lost a game yet, eh M *cough* germany *cough* 4-0 *cough*
sorry i seem to have something stuck in my throat :D

but agreed we were shocking :(
we need to win the next game to get through, if we win it doesnt matter what the other game is

Bear

The difference for us is we aren't expected to raise to the supposed heights England always sets their team , I would hate to play for them , you can only be a loser because even when they win it's just expected.

We have to beat Ghana tonight , simple as that , and if we do the whole nation will rise again in support , if not we'll hail them for their efforts ;)

True but that's the british way :D

That and queing :)

And had a legit one disallowed cats :(





That's what I mean, we were allowed to put two on the scoreboard. Who hates Slovenia that much?

Agreed, the ref for the US game was just attrocious, so many blatant fowls committed and yet missed

Not as bad as the id1ot who sent Timmy Cahill off ;)

OK, online vote, I am going to sing tonight ( I don't sing) at the karaoke at my coffee house tonight, I will let you all vote if anyone is here,

1. Old Time Rock and Roll

Or

2. California Dreaming

If they're both song names I don't know either sorry :o

But if it a genre then 1

Old time Rock & Roll never fails chuck ;)

Age groups? They are songs, god they got me feeling really old now.

Classics from the 70's

age groups ?? they are songs, god they got me feeling really old now.

Classics from the 70's

I feel old now, too. :(

If you are going solo. Old Time Rock and Roll.

If Tony or someone else is joining in with you, California Dreaming.

And Music Appreciation Class for Bear. :rolleyes:
YouTube - Bob seger - Old Time Rock And Roll (LYRICS) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJNgEZyEeh8)

YouTube - The Mamas & The Papas - California dreamin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0UcQDUR-fU)

Toni and I did California Dream'in

I just did a solo of "traler for sale or rent"

One of those nights, I may do YMCA here in a minute

I feel old now, too. :(

If you are going solo. Old Time Rock and Roll.

If Tony or someone else is joining in with you, California Dreaming.

And Music Appreciation Class for Bear. :rolleyes:
YouTube - Bob seger - Old Time Rock And Roll (LYRICS) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJNgEZyEeh8)

YouTube - The Mamas & The Papas - California dreamin (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0UcQDUR-fU)

Very much Appreciated, thanks Cat :)

I recognise the songs but just didn't know their names, yep deffinetly the first

With sunglasses, socks, white shirt and a wooden floor :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_NQWAmzmhA&feature=related

age groups ?? they are songs, god they got me feeling really old now.

Classics from the 70's

That makes ME feel old, and I wasn't even THOUGHT of when they come out.

I like old time rock and roll, better. California dreaming is a bit slow for karaoke, at least as far as I'm concerned.

Oh my! Those look like rejected nipples in your Avatar?

OK, online vote, I am going to sing tonight ( I don't sing) at the karaoke at my coffee house tonight, I will let you all vote if anyone is here,

1. Old Time Rock and Roll

or

2. California Dreaming

Still like that old time rock and roll, That kind of music just soothes the soul. I reminisce about the days of old. With that old time rock 'n' roll. :)

yep. I got to keep a pair of rejected nipples from work. AND I got to use a picture of nipples as my avvie on here ^_^

I'm here for a sec. I need to clean the yard for the small party tomorrow...

And worse, mum got a breakdown a while ago... the car battery died... grr... :(

Back later! :)

Birthday Party Unky?

Yes, there is a party tonight at a restaurant with 'all' the members of the family, and tomorrow for the friends... And to see how dirty the yard was, ugh! :p

Yes, there is a party tonight at a restaurant with 'all' the members of the family, and tomorrow for the friends... And to see how dirty the yard was, ugh! :p

Well Happy Birthday Kiddo.

I thought it was last week, posted a birthday post then. I guess I was off.

Now you're 18, I get to finally tell you all the things I wasn't allowed to before. ;)

Hi kiddies,, How's tricks? :p

Happy Birthday Unky.

Well we get to boil all our water. We have to boil all our water now. Not safe for consumption. First place I have ever lived had to worry about it. Oh well, what can you do when the flood waters come after you.

Hi kiddies,,,How's tricks??:p

Tricks are for kids silly rabbit. ;)

Well, I'm going to bed. Edith keeps telling me I should be asleep, and my body is starting to agree with her.

My poor kitties feel neglected. I'm gone almost 9 hours a day now. When I'm home, either I'm asleep or they are. I get home from work, and they spend several minutes acting like they haven't seen me in days, before passing out near me.

There will have to be lots of kitty cuddle and play time on the weekends. And I'm going to have to start locking them out of my room while I'm at work. They tore the place apart today. Pulled stuff off the wall, knocked over the trash and spread it across the floor, unplugged everything, dragged dirty laundry out of the closet. I can't have to put my room back together every night.

OK, sleeping. Tomorrow is the weekend, so I get to be online during normal-people hours.

Tricks are for kids silly rabbit. ;)

Kicks are for trids? (VERY old joke)

I take it R is back on nights? Poor Alty, alone with all these late night help desk maniacs.:rolleyes:

Kicks are for trids??(VERY old joke)


Kicks are for Trids silly rabbi...

kicks are for Trids silly rabbi...

Your showing your, umm, hair color there kp... :p

I'm not as old as an old joke by default...

And I am too tired to understand that analogy... (sad,but true)... :(

Happy Birthday Unky


Nice nipples heath ;)

kicks are for Trids silly rabbi...

Oy vey

Happy b-day math(s) man;)

Happy birthday unky,hope it's a good one.

Happy Birthday, Unky. I hope it was a good day. :)

Happy Birthday, Unky. I hope it was a good day. :)

Ditto

31594

Happy birthday, unky. Do you feel any older?

Not much... I feel all sore... is that good? :p

I spend half a day cleaning the yard for tomorrow's small party with friends... ugh! Remove the weeds, washed and brushed the tiles (of course, helped by my sister and mother, though she went to decorate the cake after a short while)

Now, I have to do my room for tomorrow... with all the books laying around :eek:

Thank you everyone! :)

Oooh! The martians are attacking :eek:

Hello everyone, happy birthday Unky! Today is a very boring day today, I'm sitting in a park by myself with nothing to do.

Thank Adam! :)

What are you doing in a park? :confused:

Oooh!! The martians are attacking :eek:

Get them to clean your room. :D

Great idea! I didn't think of that! You're a genius Cat!

Now, that's when they put the brush on their head to good use ;)

Happy birthday Unky. First I'm too early now I'm last. Ah well I do wish you a very heartfelt HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Well another day in paradise. Getting ready to open the coffee house in another 15 minutes, Setting up a larger karaoke machine tonight, ( I own a smaller system only about 1000 songs) tonight the system we are using will have 20,000 plus songs and hopefully they have a following that will fill us up.

Well another day in paradise. getting ready to open the coffee house in another 15 minutes, Setting up a larger karaoke machine tonight, ( I own a smaller system only about 1000 songs) tonight the system we are using will have 20,000 plus songs and hopefully they have a following that will fill us up.


Good luck Chuck

Thanks QP! Don't worry, it's okay :)

Good luck Chuck :)

I think I have a new favorite food. Pepperoni cheese rolls. Basically, it's a mini-loaf of bread made with some cheese on top, and probably in the dough, with pepperoni slices filling a cavity along the middle of the loaf.

i think i have a new favorite food. pepperoni cheese rolls. basically, it's a mini-loaf of bread made with some cheese on top, and probably in the dough, with pepperoni slices filling a cavity along the middle of the loaf.

Sounds good heath,too early yet for food,but I'm having a coffee and a smoke.

How does it feel to have the weekend off?

Its good,isn't it?

There's a great feeling to having an easy day when you have worked hard all week.

oh, I think weekends are going to be my favorite time of the week. I like the job and making money and everything, it's just TIRING! I work 8 hours a day most, if not all, of it on my feet with periods of heavy lifting thrown in at random intervals. This job may actually give me muscles in my arms. Maybe I'll no longer be able to wrap my hand around my arm all the way up past my elbow. Now, if I could just remember NOT to lift with my back and pace myself so I don't run out of steam with 2 hours left in the shift.

I think I'll get the hang of it after another week or two. Factory work just takes some getting used to, especially when all your past job experience is more of the 'secretary' variety. Filing a stack of papers as thick as my waist, stuffing 1200 envelopes, answering phones, and opening mail in NO way resemble resemble running heavy machinery that weighs more than some cars, heats up to temperatures that melts plastic, and could probably eat my arm if I let it.

I'm glad that I have not ONCE heard the phrase, 'don't put your finger in there,' or anything resembling it. Everyone else who's shown me how to run machinery or power tools has started by explaining that I shouldn't put my appendages near the spinning blades of death or touch the pointy bits or lick the rediculously hot surfaces. Here, they automatically assume I'm smart enough to figure out that the machine that melts plastic into a liquid to be formed into tubes is going to be hot, or that I shouldn't stick my fingers in the hole where tubes go to get holes punched in them, or that putting my arm in the machine that grinds plastic into very small confetti while it's running is a bad idea. They don't treat me like a child who needs to be warned that the stove is hot before they touch it. They treat me like an adult that's smart enough to realize that high temperatures, spinning blades, hydraulic-powered super-sized hole punches, and forces that bend metal mean PAIN if I'm stupid enough to put my finger in them.

now, if I could just get them to realize that I'm not fragile. I can move and lift things without help most of the time. I'm not going to get offended by jokes or sexual discussions. I don't need people who are NOT my supervisor coming over to ask me if I'm OK or to give me unneeded advice on how to do something I was JUST shown how to do. I definitely don't need the shift busy-body telling me stories I have absolutely no reason to believe, and every reason to doubt.

I guess all that will come with time, though.

Your post made me laugh,you're the newbie on the floor,I guess your supervisor is just making sure your getting on OK,it would be way worse if they didn't give a crap.

I always dreaded the first month in anew job,trying to learn the job,getting to know people,susing out who's who.

I was always totally wreaked tired in the beginning,but as you know yourself,once you get into it,it's a breeze,and of course pay day,the best day of the week!

Indeed,those memories of my yesterdays...

Allowing those with more time on the job a little slack would be prudent.. but you still need to be you,right?? (hheath)

Heck,if they want to help,let them show you ALL the ways of heavy lifting,all shifts,all times of the day, let them DO it for you, then the 2 hours before shift is over,you can show them how much energy YOU have over their 'experienced' butts... LOL

They're trying to help the newbie. That's really nice, if sometimes a little smothering. That'll die down in a little while. I travel, so I get two or three different gossips(to tell me about people in their town I don't know) each week. Some things you just endure. This, compared to what you've been through recently, is nothing.

You're doing so well, Hheath. We were worried about you for so long.

Happy Father's Day to all my friends on here around the world. I hope you wake up to breakfast and new memories made today.
Love to you all!!

Hey sunny,it a scorching day here,too hot to stay out for long,I'm in and out like a yo-yo.

That has other connotations I can think of there redhed... :D

ANYWAY,, Happy Father's day to all.May we all have:

Breakfast in bed.

The morning paper alone and uninterrupted.

No honey-do list requirements.

A game on(even if we had to record it).

Friends who visit and leave when we feel the need for time alone,, or with our S/O.

Overall,one of those days when things just go our way:)

KBC

Happy Father's Day to all the Fathers Here! :)

Phew, the party is over. It was so much of a rush this morning... but it was worth it. I think it's the first time that the house looked so clean is so little time :p

Happy Fathers day! Hope you all have an excellent day! :)

Hey Bella!

What's up? :)

Happy father's day!
This year me and mum aren't going all out for dad. He doesn't really deserve it... What usually is described as a perfect father's day, is dad's life.

Lol, hi Emop! :)

Lol, hi Emop! :)

Hi Unky!
How are you

I'm fine. I'm really tired in fact... As said in my one of my earlier posts, I think it's the first time the house was so clean after such a little time.

Fortunately, I'll have a week without school (there are many activities which I'm not taking part in.

Monday: Music day; Tuesday: Sports day; Wednesday: Football fastival; Thursday: Prize giving and Friday is Mid Term holiday (though it's not really the middle of the term)

I'll be watching some movies later...

I'm fine. I'm really tired in fact... As said in my one of my earlier posts, I think it's the first time the house was so clean after such a little time.

Fortunately, I'll have a week without school (there are many activities which I'm not taking part in.

Monday: Music day; Tuesday: Sports day; Wednesday: Football fastival; Thursday: Prize giving and Friday is Mid Term holiday (though it's not really the middle of the term)

I'll be watching some movies later...

This week I have cleaning, going to go get my diploma, and a doctor's appointment.

Aren't you busy Unky!

Though I'm not going to school, I'll need to do homework, homework and homework, then, practice with some exam questions, correct and try to make my answers better.

Doctor? Is that for a check up or is there something? :confused: I hope all is right...

Though I'm not going to school, I'll need to do homework, homework and homework, then, practice with some exam questions, correct and try to make my answers better.

Doctor? Is that for a check up or is there something? :confused: I hope all is right...

I'm fine, don't worry about me. I'm wonderful and excited and happy.

Ok, just don't say quiet, or that everything's right and then the next day, you tell us that you're in hospital ;)

Ok, just don't say quiet, or that everything's right and then the next day, you tell us that you're in hospital ;)

O it isn't for illness! We think I may be pregnant

I'm fine, don't worry about me. I'm wonderful and excited and happy.

Are you pregnant?

Hey calidad!

I'm not good at all with pregnancy :( I'll leave that to the... ones more experienced :o

We think so. I've been showing symptoms. So we're going to have a blood test done because the home tests can be misread easily

Hey Unky! How was the birthday?

Emop, are you trying to get pregnant?

Today was better than yesterday. With the family yesterday, cousins and other relatives, it was rather boring. We spoke little at dinner, and the 'party' ended quickly.

Today, it was so much of a rush! The lunch was good, with fried noodles, some snacks and roasted chicken. Then, we played some games, all in fun! :p Well, in short, it was a great day :)

Awesome, well I am glad to hear that!

Hheath:

Now your aware of everything. After experience, things may become second nature and that's when MISTAKES happen. Be careful. Train yourself to "be aware" so your able to operate the equipment when your impaired from a cold or or other factors.



Suit's getting a workout. Wedding last weekend, funeral this weekend. Same family.

Hopefully off to the Chinese festival for lunch.

I'm sorry to hear this KISS... I hope things will be OK for your and your family with this loss.

Hheath:

Now your aware of everything. after experience, things may become second nature and that's when MISTAKES happen. Be careful. Train yourself to "be aware" so your able to operate the equipment when your impaired from a cold or or other factors.



Suit's getting a workout. Wedding last weekend, funeral this weekend. Same family.

Hopefully off to the Chinese festival for lunch.

I know, and I'm usually careful around things that have the potential of causing me serious bodily harm. I like knowing how and why things work, so I usually figure out which parts are dangerous fairly early on.

Now, if the machine would just stop breaking. It broke 3 times in 2 days while I was using it. My boss had to take it apart and fix it. Apparently, it's not entirely unheard of for that particular machine to go down on a semi-regular basis. It just meant I got to go do something else while it was getting fixed.

There's a nipple shortage, so there's been a lot of side work and less pressing matters getting taken care of.

Hahahaha a nipple shortage. Oh... nope, not even going to go there.

the fact that I can use the word nipple so often now may be one of my favorite parts of the job ^_^

Well getting ready for my first service since I broke my leg ( not able to stand for longs time) and my first service as a Lutheran pastor ( changed denominations last month)

A little scared, they use a different service than I used, so even though we get to "read" it so scared I will get going on my old wording. Oh well, most of them most likely would never know the difference.

Well getting ready for my first service since I broke my leg ( not able to stand for longs time) and my first service as a Lutheran pastor ( changed denominations last month)

A little scared, they use a different service than I used, so even though we get to "read" it so scared I will get going on my old wording. Oh well, most of them most likely would never know the difference.


I sure the same principle applies.

Good luck.

I'd say break a leg Chuck, but...

:D Good Luck!

I'd say break a leg Chuck, but...

:D Good Luck!

LMAO! I love it. :)

Chuck, good luck, just remember, if you screw up, just blame it on the pain meds. ;)

Went fairly well, not as many fell asleep today as normal ( most likely watching to see if I would trip and fall)

Reminds me of a joke.

Just for you Chuck.

The new priest was so nervous at his first mass, he could hardly speak. Before his second appearance in the pulpit, he asked the Monsignor how he could relax. The Monsignor said, 'Father, next Sunday it may help if you put some vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips everything should go smoothly.'

The next Sunday the new priest put the suggestion into practice and was able to talk up a storm. He felt great! However, upon returning to the rectory he found a note from the Monsignor:

Dear Father,

1. Next time sip rather than gulp.
2. There are 10 Commandments, not 12.
3. There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4. We do not refer to the Cross as 'The Big T'.
5. The recommended grace before meals is not 'Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yeah God!'.
6. We do not refer to our Saviour, Jesus Christ and his Apostles as 'J.C. and the Boys'.
7. David slew Goliath, he did not 'kick the $hyt out of him'.
8. Moses parted the water at the Red Sea, he didn't pass water.
9. We don't refer to Judas as 'El Finko'.
10. The Pope is consecrated, not castrated, and we don't refer to him as 'The Godfather'.
11. When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper he said, 'Take this and eat it, for it is my body', he did not say 'Eat me'.
12. David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, he wasn't 'stoned off his a$$'.
13. The Father, Son, and the Holy Ghost are never referred to as 'Big Daddy, Junior, and the Spook'.
14. It is always the Virgin Mary, never 'Mary with the Cherry'.
15. Last, but not least, next Wednesday there will be a Taffy-Pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a Peter-Pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

Hahah I actually LOL'd on that one!

Love it, how I felt today

Hahah I actually LOL'd on that one!

Thank you, I'll be here all week, please throw money, not flowers. ;)

Is it just me or does 'Big Daddy, Junior and the spook' sound like a good name for a band

Either that or nicknames for guys in your 'crew' :D

Thank you, I'll be here all week, please throw money, not flowers. ;)

Does that mean you want cash and not the clap ?

Does that mean you want cash and not the clap ?

Pretty please. Oh pretty please. :p

is it just me or does 'Big Daddy, Junior and the spook' sound like a good name for a band

either that or nicknames for guys in your 'crew' :D

It is a good name for a band.

Mary with the Cherry isn't bad either. ;)

Oops. WT?

I think that that sermon may have actually made me a fan of church. :)

Haha Chuck you can be big daddy, Dad you can be Junior and bear unfortunately you get the spook. You guessed it sister Alty can be Mary with the Cherry. I'll be your guyses biggest fan/groupie. We know Alty plays the accordion, Chuck plays the guitar if I remember correctly, bear you get the synthesizer, and Dad, what do you want? I get the finger clappers.

Haha Chuck you can be big daddy, Dad you can be Junior and bear unfortunately you get the spook. You guessed it sister Alty can be Mary with the Cherry. I'll be your guyses biggest fan/groupie. We know Alty plays the accordion, Chuck plays the guitar if I remember correctly, bear you get the synthesizer, and Dad, what do you want? I get the finger clappers.

We do not discuss the accordion! I deny everything! You can't prove it! It's a cool instrument. Shut up, it is too cool! :o :eek:

I'm Mary with the cherry? Bella, whenever I'm forced (yes forced) to go to church the only prayer I say is that I won't burn to a crisp as soon as I cross the threshold. I don't go near the holy water, I'm sure it would burn.

To make matters worse, the last time I went, it was for a funeral, in the Catholic church I used to go to when in school. It's huge, and the place was packed. I had a bad cough, and wouldn't you know it, I had a coughing fit right at the moment the priest asked everyone to bow their heads in a moment of silence.

I couldn't have stopped coughing if someone had put a gun to my head, and I think a few people wanted to.

I ended up getting up and leaving. I felt so bad. It was a good friends fathers funeral.

Afterwards, at the coffee and cake session, no one would come near me. My friend however thought it was hilarious. His father would have gotten a kick out of the fact that he got me into a church and that even then I couldn't behave. ;)

It wasn't my fault. I even took cough medicine before we went. I think God just has it in for me. :(

Sorry no guitar, that is the wife, I acutally do play keyboard, trumpet, french horn and used to play a tuba. ( but all of the brass was before the asthma got me) But being married to a professional musician, I don't play much myself, sort of self conscience.

Well I do the "unchurch" bluejeans are dressed up, t-shirts are the norm.

But then I do a lot of nursing home services also.

Oh chuck you HAVE to play the tuba. Yesss!! A Tuba AND an accordion, this is just too good.

There is no accordion! We do not discuss the accordion! The accordion is taboo.

Chuck, if you want to play something you don't have to blow in, I have a perfectly good accordion I could give you, and lessons. :)

Ooops. Nothing to see here. There is no accordion! Look away.

Oh chuck you HAVE to play the tuba. Yesss!!! A Tuba AND an accordion, this is just too good.

Grrrrr!

The accordion was given to good will. Yes, that's it. It was given to the needy. Yup, that's right.

Sadly, they brought it back the next day, said they weren't that desperate. :(

Hahahaha you guys can trade instruments, but I want a cool nick name. Does Bear know what his gig is yet? Now we need to discuss uniforms... or shall we go a la Cheech and Chong up in smoke, and every one wear something different?

Grrrrr!

The accordion was given to good will. Yes, that's it. It was given to the needy. Yup, that's right.

Sadly, they brought it back the next day, said they weren't that desperate. :(


I was going to say I ain't ever been that needy!! LOL

Hahahaha you guys can trade instruments, but I want a cool nick name. Does Bear know what his gig is yet? Now we need to discuss uniforms... or shall we go a la Cheech and Chong up in smoke, and every one wear something different?

I think the boys should wear priest robes and we should wear habits.

Or we could go nude, surrounded by an apple tree and a snake as our mascot.

Too far? ;)

Hahaha I call the apple tree. We could call ourselves "the Adam's and the Eve's" Nahh too "mama's and the poppa's".

I don't care, as long as it's not burlap. Burlap does nothing for my complexion.

Or we could go nude, surrounded by an apple tree and a snake as our mascot.

Too far? ;)

Darm, time for confession again after those thoughts

darm, time for confession again after those thoughts

Stick with me Chuck and you'll have to build a confessional in your house. ;)

See why I don't go to church? I'd get struck by lightening in the parking lot. :eek: ;)

Bella, I like the nude idea, mainly because I'm making Chuck go to confession because of it.

I see you nakie with a big python around your neck.

I think Synn should wear an apple thong (I don't know how we'll make it, I just think it fits the theme).

I'll just go nude, with Cherry earrings, seeing as I'm "Mary with the Cherry". :)

The boys will be our back up singers. I see them with little fig leafs.

I can see the album cover now.

Um, how am I going to play an accordion naked? OUCH!

With duct tape and a full bottle of Tylenol! Hahaha Okay nakie sounds good. But I still need my nick name. I think Synnen should keep that name as well, it fits.

With duct tape and a full bottle of Tylenol!! Hahaha Okay nakie sounds good. But I still need my nick name. I think Synnen should keep that name as well, it fits.

Okay;

Fr_Chuck (because it fits)
Bear the sexy sinner.
Mary with the Cherry
Synnen (because it fits)
Bella the snake charmer

We need one more guy.

M? Are you here M? We need a third man for our band.

M the magnificent? Na. M the mayhem maker? Um. M the Mercenary? Giggle.

We'll have to work on that. :)

Haha M the mercenary. I like it. Or how about M the mercy maker? Does that work?

Haha M the mercenary. I like it. Or how about M the mercy maker? Does that work??

Mercy! :)

Now where is that silly Aussie? Haven't seen him in days! Where did he go?

We do not discuss the accordion! I deny everything! You can't prove it! It's a cool instrument. Shut up, it is too cool! :o :eek:

I'm Mary with the cherry? Bella, whenever I'm forced (yes forced) to go to church the only prayer I say is that I won't burn to a crisp as soon as I cross the threshold. I don't go near the holy water, I'm sure it would burn.

To make matters worse, the last time I went, it was for a funeral, in the Catholic church I used to go to when in school. It's huge, and the place was packed. I had a bad cough, and wouldn't you know it, I had a coughing fit right at the moment the priest asked everyone to bow their heads in a moment of silence.

I couldn't have stopped coughing if someone had put a gun to my head, and I think a few people wanted to.

I ended up getting up and leaving. I felt so bad. It was a good friends fathers funeral.

Afterwards, at the coffee and cake session, no one would come near me. My friend however thought it was hilarious. His father would have gotten a kick out of the fact that he got me into a church and that even then I couldn't behave. ;)

It wasn't my fault. I even took cough medicine before we went. I think God just has it in for me. :(

I happen to think the accordion is an awesome instrument. That and the bagpipes are probably the hardest instruments to master.

Hahahaha you guys can trade instruments, but I want a cool nick name. Does Bear know what his gig is yet? Now we need to discuss uniforms... or shall we go a la Cheech and Chong up in smoke, and every one wear something different?

Can I be your vocalist? Or at least a back-up singer? I've always kind of wanted to sing in a band.

can i be your vocalist? or at least a back-up singer? I've always kinda wanted to sing in a band.

Can you play the accordion? Are you willing to learn? If so, I have a part for you. :)

Do you have a problem with nudity, snakes, apples, cherry's and fig leafs?

Now we need a snappy name for you. Heather the Heathen? You can be the rebel of the band. I likey. ;)

Um, how am I going to play an accordion naked?

America wants to know.

Now where is that silly Aussie? Haven't seen him in days! Where did he go?

The little bugger is on vaca. He has sports to watch, women to woo, places to go, beers to drink.

Sigh.

M! Have you forgotten us? Are we just a work time distraction? Say it isn't so! :(

Alty, that's chuck's instrument, just be lucky you got the tuba! Haha well since Alty and I are now the singers, I guess you can fight Chuck for the accordion hheath. I like Heathen Heather. Hahaha

The little bugger is on vaca. He has sports to watch, women to woo, places to go, beers to drink.

Sigh.

M! Have you forgotten us? Are we just a work time distraction?! Say it isn't so! :(


I need to be wooed. M, you can woo me! I'll even swoon.

america wants to know.

Will pictures suffice, or will you come to our first gig? :)

I actually had to quite the accordion (oh shucky darn) because my chest got too big and I needed a bigger one (which was a few thousand dollars) so my parents decided that since I didn't really like it anyway, I could quite.

Playing nakie with a small accordion is hazardous to the nipples. Ask Heath about the nipples. She knows. :)

I need to be wooed. M, you can woo me!! I'll even swoon.

I'd swoon. M is a handsome man.

That should bring him round. :)

She's the nipple expert. Maybe she could fashion some fake nipples to protect hers while she plays!

Nakie? Accordion? Nipple Expert? :eek:

Nakie? Accordion? Nipple Expert? :eek:

Welcome to the age of 18!

Want to know more? ;)

A part of me wants to... another says it's now the right time... :eek:

AMHD is unstable... keeps gown down :(

Can you play the accordion? Are you willing to learn? If so, I have a part for you. :)

Do you have a problem with nudity, snakes, apples, cherry's and fig leafs?

Now we need a snappy name for you. Heather the Heathen? You can be the rebel of the band. I likey. ;)

No problem with any of those things.

I don't think I have the musical talent to play an accordion, however. I can sing, but I've never really been able to learn an instrument beyond a few basic songs. Part of it is an inability to read sheet music.

Ah! Music! I can play a little guitar... a tiny one finger play with piano and a little recorder :o

A part of me wants to... another says it's now the right time... :eek:

AMHD is unstable... keeps gown down :(

Good choice Unky.

You're young. You have your whole life to figure things out. You have so many things to explore, to learn, to learn from, to avoid, to embrace. The world is in your hands, just don't squeeze too tight. :)

I don't think I have to worry about you. You have a good head on your shoulders, you're a smart, motivated, very mature man. Just do one thing for me. Okay? Every once in a while, do something a little bit stupid. Nothing big. Nothing dangerous. Nothing that you don't feel comfortable doing. Just a little something to add to the memory book. Okay?

She's the nipple expert. Maybe she could fashion some fake nipples to protect hers while she plays!

Nah, no fake nipples needed. Just a couple pieces of strategically placed electrical tape.

nah, no fake nipples needed. just a couple pieces of strategically placed electrical tape.

:eek:

OUCH! :eek:

AMHD is unstable... keeps gown down :(

I agree. Not in the fun way.

Okay Alty, I know that sometimes the crazy gets out of me XD, but I'll be careful :)

Okay Alty, I know that sometimes the crazy gets out of me XD, but I'll be careful :)

Unky, if you ever have a moment when you think something is bad, that you shouldn't do it, just hear my voice.

On second thought, that's probably a bad idea. ;)

Oh no. I can't type anymore. Something is wrong with the keys! It's not me. It's the keys. I swear it.

Any posts from Alty written after this may not be readable. Alty is not responsible for her actions. It's the evil Alty taking control.

See, I'm not a good role model. ;)

Apparently, a REALLY good way to cool off a room on a hot night is to hang laundry up to dry. If you can ignore the dripping sounds, then it makes the room a good 5-10 degrees cooler than the rest of the house. That is dang good incentive for me to do laundry more often as the days get hotter.

It has the added benefit of entrancing kittens. They must've spent a good half hour just sitting there and watching my clothes drip.

nah, no fake nipples needed. just a couple pieces of strategically placed electrical tape.

Hahahahaha. Oh mental pictures, what would I do with out them?

Hi guys .

Oh my god. I feel like SUCH a BAD person. Like evil and mean and just so damn mean. I don't want to even look at myself. I did something bad :(

Hi guys .

Oh my god. I feel like SUCH a BAD person. Like evil and mean and just soo damn mean. I don't want to even look at myself. I did something bad :(

Do you want to share? Maybe it isn't as bad as it seems to you. I hope.

Good Morning.

Does anybody out there lift weights?

Muddy, explain and we can sooth.

Do you want to share? Maybe it isn't as bad as it seems to you. I hope.

Okay well... :(

Last Monday I had made a special time with this really nice lady to teach me how to sew. I was really excited. But with work and being busy 24/7 I just didn't have the time to get the supplies, and I woke up at 9AM that day (class is from 10-1) and it'd just be me and her and I told her the worst thing ever... I told her that my brother had died:eek:

It just came out.. like it came out.. oh god it came out like nothing. Like a sneeze.

Then this morning after another crazy weekend I had everything ready but Rachel was not co-operating with me so early in the morning. I was on my way out with her and then it happened. She fell. Busted her knees and scraped them on the cement. There was no way it was going to be a pleasant day today. So I called her and told her... that maybe next weekend would be better after everything has calmed down.

:(

I feel like such a douche bag

EDIT: Ouch, poor Rachel... :(

You kicked a cat? :eek:

I don't understand this?

Oops, the post of Muddy didn't show up earlier and I didn't know she was posting... and I guessed that. Never mind, I'll edit that.

Oh, I get it now, Lol.

Thanks Unky!

Sometimes things just don't go your way muddy :o

I'm sure if you explained it to her she'll understand, as you say she is a really nice lady :)

Just to be sure though remember to put on your sad voice and sad face (if in person) just to get that extra bit of sympathy ;)


Hi everyone

Bye everyone

Can't stay, have to go into town and bother people who work for a living :D

sometimes things just dont go your way muddy :o

im sure if you explained it to her she'll understand, as you say she is a really nice lady :)

just to be sure though remember to put on your sad voice and sad face (if in person) just to get that extra bit of sympathy ;)



No way Jose. I'm just going to learn to do it on my own. :( There are lots and lots of stuff on the web. I'll save 100$ on lessons anyway.

I just feel like a sh!t head.

Wow muddy... Yikes. Do you have a brother?

Wow muddy... Yikes. Do you have a brother?

Nope just two (half) sisters.

What did she say when you told her that?

What did she say when you told her that?

She said that it was okay that she understood-- just stuff people usually say when you tell them a family member passed.

Ahh. I feel like a dummy. I know what I did was wrong.

Muddy, welcome to be human, we tend to fark up once in a while.

If anyone on this forum has never told a lie, a whopper, then they can yell at you all they want, if they want. I will just sit in the corner remembering the time I told someone that I had to go to the hospital in order to get out of going on a date with him.

I may have told him that it was fatal.

Sigh.

Shyt happens. Sometimes you open your mouth and words just flow out before you can think it through. Welcome to my world. ;)

Muddy, welcome to be human, we tend to fark up once in a while.

If anyone on this forum has never told a lie, a whopper, then they can yell at you all they want, if they want. I will just sit in the corner remembering the time I told someone that I had to go to the hospital in order to get out of going on a date with him.

I may have told him that it was fatal.

Sigh.

Shyt happens. Sometimes you open your mouth and words just flow out before you can think it through. Welcome to my world. ;)

Hahaha thanks Alty. You make me feel a lot better. I feel like such a bad person.

Well at least I feel bad... :(

Hahaha yea, human. The biggest thing is that you actually feel bad for doing it. It's those people that lie and don't feel bad that are the real bums.

I once told an employer that my grandfather had died to get out of work. He had already passed on, but my boss was such a nice guy he even gave me compassionate pay. Talk about guilty conscious for a VERY long time!

The biggest thing is that you actually feel bad for doing it. It's those people that lie and don't feel bad that are the real bums.

Hey, I don't call you names! ;) :)

Don't feel so bad muddy,alty is right,everyone has told whoppers at some time or another.

My poor own mother has been in several accidents (whoppers on me) not to mention,my grandmother who has died at least 5 times.

If you want to feel terrible join the queue.

( a fictitious brother is a handy thing to have)

Hahaha thanks Alty. You make me feel a lot better. I feel like such a bad person.

Well at least I feel bad...:(

Feel bad for a bit if you need to. In the long run, I don't think you hurt anyone. It's not like she knew your fictional brother. ;)

Guilt is a wasted emotion. If I ever feel too guilty about something, I fess up, but the small things, and in the long run this is a small thing, I don't waste my time feeling guilt. She has no idea you lied, only you know, so learn, live, move on. The end. :)

dont feel so bad muddy,alty is right,everyone has told whoppers at some time or another.

my poor own mother has been in several accidents (whoppers on me) not to mention,my grandmother who has died at least 5 times.

if you want to feel terrible join the queue.

( a fictious brother is a handy thing to have)

LMAO! You grandmother is a cat, she has at least 4 more lives. ;)

I wish I had a fictional brother. Darn it all being an only child. :(

LMAO! You grandmother is a cat, she has at least 4 more lives. ;)

I wish I had a fictional brother. Darn it all being an only child. :(

It's the perfect lie alty,make up a whole crowd of crazy siblings,and knock them off one by one as circumstances araise.

Hahaha Red, that's a great idea! LOL

Muddy, I hope Rachel's injuries heal quickly. :)

Oh she's still cranky. I put a couple of Dora bandaids but she says it hurts to walk :(

Ah well. We'll go make-up shopping with the 100$ I just saved. Haha she loves make-up shopping with me :)

its the perfect lie alty,make up a whole crowd of crazy siblings,and knock them off one by one as circumstances araise.

ROTFLMAO! Knock them off. Red, I think I just peed my pants from laughing so hard.

I need a fake family to knock off. How do I go about adopting these people? ;)

ROTFLMAO! Knock them off. Red, I think I just peed my pants from laughing so hard.

I need a fake family to knock off. How do I go about adopting these people? ;)

You could start with 'joe' nice guy but a little eccentric,likes jig saw puzzels and lives in a hut.

Twin sisters,macy and marcy,live together,never married,pretty much stay by them selfves.

Younger sister,8 children,very fertile,lives happily with her two husbands in bora bora.

You can make this so good alty.

Need a duvet day,poor joe,never saw it coming,need a holiday? sister in bora bora is sick,needs help with the kids.

And on and on.

HAHAHAHAHA I am weak. Red, I think I love you. Hahahaha This is great.

Red, I need you to write this down. In fact, I think you should write a "How to get out of work" guide for dummies. :)

Red, I need you to write this down. In fact, I think you should write a "How to get out of work" guide for dummies. :)


Bet that volcano ash was just a world wide ploy so everyone could have an extra week on holidays.

I missed that memo.

Speaking of faking deaths, I do remember some hoopla a long time ago about a member that faked her own death, and that of her daughters.

I don't know her name, let's call her Bob. Bob was before my time, but I did hear about it. Apparently Bob was well liked, and one day she posted, pretending to be a friend, stating that Bob and Bob's young daughter were killed in a car accident.

Later it all came out that it was a lie, told for no reason at all.

Bob was banned.

That's all I know. Like I said, before my time.

Killing yourself off isn't a good lie. Stick to Uncle Joe the jigsaw guy. ;)

Wow that must have been so painful for the members who really liked Bob. I wonder if Bob ever thinks about that. Ya uncle Joe and his jig saws are the way to go!

The bloody idiot!

Why even go to the trouble?

Some serious self esteem issues going on there.

Well I'm off to feed the hungry mourners,I have so many burns on my hands, at this stage I look like I've been using the oven to self harm.

Another con of being on AMHD,rushing to take stuff out of the oven to get back online.

Ya, I found it a bit odd when I heard about it. What's the point in fake killing yourself, and then adding your child too? Serious issues there.

Also, if you're doing it for attention, well hello, you're supposedly dead, no attention for you. ;)

Thankfully this was before my time, but there has been plenty of drama and lies on this site. Oh the stories I could tell.

Maybe I should write a book, then change my name and hide. ;)

Hahah a behind the scenes of AMHD.

Is anyone around?

Hey Adam! :)

I'm around, bumping into things as I'm a bit blind at the moment, can still hear you though :D

No sorry Adam, we all went to the dance. Haha just kidding. I'm here, eating my micro wave dinner and cold pizza. Oh Gawd just roll me out the door please!

Is anyone around?

I am. But I only came here for my bunny thread.

im around, bumping into things as im a bit blind at the moment, can still hear ya though :D

Bear, did you see the band idea? Did you miss it last night?

Well, Glad there are people here. I ate some white castles a bit ago and I'm still full. I can't wait to go to the gym and burn those calories off.

Bear, did you see the band idea? did you miss it last night?

Must have missed it, I got a little depressed yeterday so I hit a tub of icecream and watched the hurt locker, ended up more depressed then went to bed :D

But go on I'm listening, since hayfevers gauging my eyes out with a spoon

Did I mention I'm a bit peeved today :D


Adam: still thinking about going to the gym, does thinking about it loose you callories? :D

Lol, I'm learning about all sorts of burgers lately :p

If you go to the gym, have a good workout Adam :)

K so we went with your band name idea
You play the synthesizer, Fr. Chuck plays the Tuba, hheath the accordion, me and alty are the singers, You guys costumes are fig leaves, and mine is a ball python, oh you Synnes's is an apple thong, I think Alty is just plain nude, Hheath has to use the Accordion to hide what she wants...

Names are:
Fr_Chuck -- cause it fits,
Heathen Heather
Synnen
Bella the snake charmer
Mary with the Cherie ( oh you Alty's costume is cherry earrings)
Bear the sexy sinner
We need another male... any takers?

Jeepers, I was only gone for a few minutes and you guys are chatting up a storm.

Yappy yappers. ;)

Do you guys hear those crickets?

I've been working out for the past few days and I over did it on the preacher curls. I think I strained some muscles in my arm and they won't straighten all the way. I don't know what to do.

Do you guys hear those crickets?

No. They're in your head. ;)

Crap, that's what I was afraid of.

Crap, that's what I was afraid of.

Pour water in your ears, you'll drown them. :)

Alty's thoughts; Is it a good idea to tell cricket girl to put water in her ears? Let me think about this. She may actually do it. Will this harm her? Oh what the heck.

Ya, water in your ears, that will work. :D

Hahaha. Nope still there.

hahaha. Nope still there.

Did you use a turkey baster to put the water in?

It only works if you use a turkey baster.

Alty's thoughts; I'm so going to hell!

Big turkey baster. Try that, report back. :)

Well at first I tried a baby Tylenol dropper, now onto the Turkey baster, they seem to be settling down. Dang little buggers.

Well at first I tried a baby Tylenol dropper, now onto the Turkey baster, they seem to be settling down. Dang little buggers.

Don't crickets eat flies?

I may need to borrow a few of those.

Ha, ha, a fly just got stuck on the fly paper. Boy is he making a fuss.

Is it bad that I'm mocking him? Die fly die! Ha, ha. Oops. :o

Hell, here I come.

Well this cricket girl is going to take a nap, maybe that will shut them up.