it just amuses me that removing nipples gave me blisters.

I jealous that you had a valid need to construct a sentence with both "nipples" and "blisters" before I did.

... I think... maybe?

it just amuses me that removing nipples gave me blisters.

I think I am more amused by you being amused. :)

On a serious note: Do you have work gloves? You should be able to find a cheap pair of gardening gloves that can give your hands some relief.

i jealous that you had a valid need to construct a sentence with both "nipples" and "blisters" before i did.

... i think... maybe?

You really are a boy. :rolleyes: ;)

You really are a boy. :rolleyes: ;)

I can prove it.

i can prove it.

I double dog dare you to prove it! Come on, whip it out!

We are talking about the same thing. Right? Is there another way to prove it? Let's just cover all the bases. Prove it to me every way you can think of. :)

The blisters are just from not knowing what I was doing. I found a better way of cutting that shouldn't give me blisters.

Kp, should should have been sitting in on my interview, yesterday. I don't think I have ever heard a middle-aged woman use the word 'nipple' so many times in 15 minutes in my life. I NEVER expected it to be a word that would come up in a job interview, let alone being used 20-30 times by the person interviewing me.

the blisters are just from not knowing what i was doing. i found a better way of cutting that shouldn't give me blisters.

kp, should should have been sitting in on my interview, yesterday. i don't think i have ever heard a middle-aged woman use the word 'nipple' so many times in 15 minutes in my life. i NEVER expected it to be a word that would come up in a job interview, let alone being used 20-30 times by the person interviewing me.

I think another couple o' pages or four of this discussion, using "nipples", might bunp this thread up on the bing search engine list for "nipples" querries...

Well then.

Nipples. :)

How much do I LOVE that part of my job description includes the word nipple?

how much do i LOVE that part of my job description includes the word nipple?

My job description is "Stay at home mom", so, until they stopped nursing, my job also involved nipples. ;)

My job description is "Stay at home mom", so, until they stopped nursing, my job also involved nipples. ;)

...

Can my indian name be Plays With Nipples?

...

can my indian name be Plays With Nipples?

I thought it was two dogs farking. ;)

Yes, you can be "Plays with Nipples" but you have to promise to live up to your name.

What thread are we on?

Oh carp! We in big trouble little Indian boy! Big trouble! :eek:

Oh carp! We in big trouble little Indian boy! Big trouble! :eek:

k.

I didn't start the Nipple Talk... and they can take my damn parking space to punish me... as long as I get my 10% discount at the gift shop and starbucks... who is screwing whim? Whom? Yeah. That.

*sigh*

k.

i didnt start the Nipple Talk... and they can take my damn parking space to punish me... as long as i get my 10% discount at the gift shop and starbucks... who is screwing whim? whom? yeah. dat.

*sigh*

I don't know about you, but until I get a slap on the wrist from the big guy, I'm going to continue talking about nipples.

Besides, we can say penis on other threads, so why can't we say nipples on this one.

Nipples are natural. Also, everyone has nipples, but girls nipples are just prettier.

Did I just say that? :eek:

I like girl nipples.

and, you know, not everyone gets to handle a couple hundred nipples everyday at work. I guess that makes me lucky ^_^

i like girl nipples.

and, you know, not everyone gets to handle a couple hundred nipples everyday at work. i guess that makes me lucky ^_^

LOL!

This is one of the most bizarre (okay, that took a while to spell correctly) conversations I've ever had.

This job could be worse: Testing Process webpage (http://www.comex.com.na/Smile%20Condoms/Testing%20Process/Testing-Process-webpage.html)

This job could be worse: Testing Process webpage (http://www.comex.com.na/Smile%20Condoms/Testing%20Process/Testing-Process-webpage.html)

I could totally do that job!

I think it would be fun.

Do you think they'd mind if I made balloon animals out of the defects? ;)

I could totally do that job!

I think it would be fun.

Do you think they'd mind if I made balloon animals out of the defects? ;)

If you tried that water leak inspector gig for two days you'd be back to your old ways. The line forms over here.

Hello, I'm just saying hey for a minute and then I am taking a nap.

Hello everyone!

Congrats hheath! :)

Agreed, congratulations heath

Sounds like the perfect job, playing with nipples all day ;)

Ho's do :D

LMAO
LMAO!!
Oh bear I so love you

Hello Sunny! :)

Hey unky.

Phew missed all that talk earlier. That's how I behave. I just avoid it.

Just popped in and popping out.
Caught up reading about the nipples and ho's. (giggling)

OK heading out to lunch now.
Later dudes.

LMAO
LMAO!!!
oh bear I so love you

Aww thanks sunny, love you too :)

Later sunny :)

Lol, I understand, and Bear is around, so I'm sure he has seen your recent post up there :)

aww thanks sunny, love you too :)

later sunny :)

There! I knew it!:D

Yeah no worries unky, I'm watching e3 live at the moment so if idissaper for a while that's where I am :o

Hi I just popped in here to say hi.

So bye :(

Hi muddy, did you ever get that vespa?

Hey Muddy! :)

Bye Muddy...

Ello

Hey Adam!

People just keep coming in... and going out...

I should be here for a bit. I was just grilling some food fore my co-workers.

Ok... my time is nearly over too...

Sup adam, see you're the designated cook :D

Yep, a lot of food I just cooked. 60 pork burgers, 24 pork steaks, and 2 hamburgers. The hamburgers were for me and my boss. They were really good.

You've made me really hungry now :(

I got lots of pork steaks left over. How many do you want?

I want one, sounds better than the hamburger helper I am making for supper tonight!

It is good hamburger too, not the kind from the store.

Sorry I was thinking of the hamburger I ate, the pork was from a pig our company bought at the 4-h last year.

What do you mean lol?

Which post are you talking about? I'm sure I was confusing both times.

Hahaha I figured it out. I posted before I saw you had a second post! Lol

Oh, OK, So I think we are on the same page then, right?

Yup 55 right? :p

Haha, I am on that page as well. I was half asleep, or is it half awake? When I wrote that.

Ill have 5 please, now where are those cheese slices and tommy ketchup :) I'm starving

Now I'm hungry.

Darn kids! ;)

hi QP, if you dont mind me asking, how come you always seem to be on so late?

Sorry I missed you there bear it was a flying visit. I have a body-clock disorder so sleep really irregualr hours. It's nearly 5am atm and I'm not a bit sleepy yet. Sometimes I have to sleep during the day and when I'm not I have to catch up with all the stuff I should have been doing while I was sleeping. :(

At night I get to play on my computer while the sensible ones in my house snore. Or sometimes I have nocturnal baking sessions so the inmates think the fairies have been bearing goodies while they slept. And sometimes I do actually sleep at night like a regular person...

Actually my hubby is in the room above the kitchen as I type and it sounds like there's a bear taken residence. :p

You seem to come on pretty late yourself bear quite often. What gives?

My job description is "Stay at home mom", so, until they stopped nursing, my job also involved nipples. ;)

I bet they're still in your job description somewhere in the small print.. :D

Hi I just popped in here to say hi.

So bye :(

I

Hate

That

I

Keep

Missing

Muddy.

Just had to pout out loud.

Got a call about a possible job offer that might send me to italy for a spell. Very excited about this. But I think I'm going to have to negotiate some muddy time into the package if I choose to play.

Sorry I missed you there bear it was a flying visit. I have a body-clock disorder so sleep really irregualr hours. It's nearly 5am atm and I'm not a bit sleepy yet. Sometimes I have to sleep during the day and when I'm not I have to catch up with all the stuff I should have been doing while I was sleeping. :(

At night I get to play on my computer while the sensible ones in my house snore. Or sometimes I have nocturnal baking sessions so the inmates think the fairies have been bearing goodies while they slept. And sometimes I do actually sleep at night like a regular person....

Actually my hubby is in the room above the kitchen as I type and it sounds like there's a bear taken residence. :p

You seem to come on pretty late yourself bear quite often. What gives?

you sound like me. Except I don't bake at night.

my new job is pretty much perfect for my upside-down internal clock. I have absolutely no problem working 3:40 to midnight. I'm up at least that late, anyway. And, if I sleep till noon, it's a GOOD thing ^_^

Muddy time?

What about Alty time!

Okay, I'm pouting now.

You never say "I missed Alty!"

Do you?

Sigh.

Okay, I'll suck it up now. I'm just being a big baby. Three weeks of hubby working nights does that to me. :(

Muddy time?

What about Alty time!

Silly girl.

I just don't even have a chance to chase her. Same with shaz. Screwed available times...

Aura found a home today. One of my coworkers took her home after work.

aura found a home today. one of my coworkers took her home after work.

That's great! :)

You okay?

Yeah. I think it's because I know I can ask about her everyday. If it looks like things aren't working out, then I'll make it clear that she can always bring aura back.

silly girl.

i just dont even have a chance to chase her. same with shaz. screwed available times...

So the key to your heart is to be unavailable.

Got it. ;)

aura found a home today. one of my coworkers took her home after work.

I am so pleased everything is falling into place for you at last. :)

Hello to who is here.

I'm here, I'm here!

Hello Bella, how do you do?

Hey bella and adam. I am here off and on today.
Think I have to actually work a bit today.
Stupid job.

One step closer to the new house. The cement is down! Whoop whoop.

I do. I'm tired as hell. Got up early and cooked my daughter an extra special breakfast,we split a grilled cheese, and we split a ham, cheese and green pepper omelette, fruit salad and yogurt. Plus home made orange juice made from my new juicer I got for Christmas. She ate it all too. Than I took her to school, bow I am ready for a nap! How about you?

I am here at work today, nothing exciting except all my paper work is going to be inspected by some people in about 5 minutes. I am ready for lunch and to pay more bills so I can be broke again. My bank screwed me for 80 dollars and my cable company screwed me for 20. So bad morning so far.

How are you doing Sunny? Glad to hear about the house progress for you!

Bella your breakfast sounds yummy! I had crackers, water and pringles. Works for me.

Adam I am sure the inspection will be just fine.

Yea the inspection will go great, always does

Hello guys! I'll be here for a few minutes, then I'll need to go for dinner. I'll be back later on.

I'll miss aura...

That seems to be such a small breakfast Sunny :p

Haha Sunny, Pringles, sounds like something I would normally eat.

Adam, you got to fight the man, man.

Hey Unky!

Hey unky. Oh no its wasn't a small breakfast. I ate many pringles trust me. Lol
My fat arse told me so.

Hahaha Sunny, well at least I know my fat arse isn't the only one who talks! Although by your pics on FB, I highly doubt you have a fat arse!

I'm off for dinner. Back in a few. :)
Hey Bella :)

Have a good dinner unky.

Bella I would say flattery gets you every where... but really I like boys.

Hahah me too. Even if they all suck and are big jerk faces, I still like them. I was just saying is all...

Still no inspection. Hmm... I want them to get here and go so I can go to lunch. I am a fat arse and I am joing a gym tonight to help that out a bit. I'm so tired of being way over weight.

Adam I truly think you're a hottie and I am not just saying that. If I weren't married and you didn't have a girlfriend and you lived closer and I was younger I would ask you out. Or better yet, call me a cougar.

Did you catch all that?

Ya Adam you're smokin. I'd give you my number!

Ya Adam you're smokin. I'd give ya my number!

Her number is 867-5309

I'm back... though still a little hungry... Little sis didn't put enough rice to cook :( She used a cup and a quarter instead of a cup and a third...

Okay I just tried something. You guys will have to help me with this. On my profile I made a photo album named member pic's. Can someone who is on my friend list and someone who is not, go on and see if you can upload any pics?


Hahaha sunny you forgot the area code! ;)

Hahaha sunny you forgot the area code! ;)

That's actually a song from back in the day. An awesome song.
You must know it. Every one knows it.
YouTube - Tommy Tutone - 867 5309 (Jenny) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBHJqtgo8RA)

You I know it, sublime does a cover of it. It is a great song.

Okay I just tried something. You guys will have to help me with this. On my profile I made a photo album named member pic's. Can someone who is on my friend list and someone who is not, go on and see if you can upload any pics??


Hahaha sunny you forgot the area code! ;)

I'm in the not friends list (do I smell? its my hair is'nt it?).. tried two different skins and could not,also did not have the option of member pics.

ya I know it, sublime does a cover of it. It is a great song.

I was one of the idiots that was drunk with friends one night and called it. The answering machine was a girl and her name was jennie. Hmm... like that wasn't a plan. Amused our drunken minds all the same.

Haha I was just trying an expeirement, someone mentioned it would be a good idea to have just a photo album, where you could click through and see pic's with out having to weed through all the comments.

Another idea would be to start a social group and upload pic's that way. Not sure how many pic's it would let you upload.

Red do you want to be friends? Hehe did you look on my profile for a photo album?

Hey red.

Bella I could see your pics but I couldn't post any. My guess is that's only for you to use since its your profile page.

Ya I kind of figured that, but it was worth a try.

The problem with social groups is that you don't get any notifications, so a group might become forgotten with time...

Ok, checking the album..

Well you two are being to kind but I am 6'3 and weigh 250lbs. A little over weight if I might say. I would like to get back down to 200 and that is my goal. Sunny, you are my Cougar any day of the week.

Bella, I don't know know that much about you or even how old you are.

Well you two are being to kind but I am 6'3 and weigh 250lbs. A little over weight if I might say. I would like to get back down to 200 and that is my goal. Sunny, you are my Cougar any day of the week.

Bella, I don't know know that much about you or even how old you are.?

Bella I decided the other day you and I are sharing adam. He didn't object.

Adam, I like to leave that air of mystery about me lol.

I am 26, single mom, volunteer at the SPCA in my free time, currently un employed, but going back to school. I live in Canada, blond hair, blue eyes, 5'5, don't even think I am going to list my weight :p

Ummm... I am a Capricorn, I like cooking, camping, fishing, boating, water skiing, umm... what else... hmm that's about it.

Okay I can share Sunny. Lol.

I can see the pictures Bella.

Tub tub is funny in the second picture :p

But I am assuming you couldn't add any right?

If you mean add a comment, yes I can :)

No, I was thinking of someway to add an album that maybe every one could post a pic on, like an open album, that way we wouldn't have to weed through all the comments.

Sunny, did I scare Adam away? Lol

Well it is good to know a bit about you Bella. I can't have that mystery about me, everyone knows too much about me already.

Mystery is good. Keeps people interested.

Jeez its funny without heath around. I hope its going well for her there today.

You can't scare me away. That would be hard to do. I only go away if asked to leave.

You I am pretty liberal with my info. I've already been warned to not share so much personal info. Haha someone told me they could find out where I lived. I'm too trusting.

Aren't you glad you got a job like mine Sunny, so you can keep in contact with everybody here?

I miss hheath too. Damn her job.

ya I am pretty liberal with my info. I've already been warned to not share so much personal info. haha someone told me they could find out where I lived. I'm too trusting.

There are some bad people out there but if I knew everything about you and all your information and everything, I wouldn't know what to do with it. Haha

Aren't you glad you got a job like mine Sunny, so you can keep in contact with everybody here?

I actually wasn't here so much until recently. I would pop in and out but not consistent like before. You and I were pathetic. I knew you were always here with me.

Yea me either lol, maybe send you a letter?

Us crazy canuks, all too trusting.

OK I running out for a bit. Not going to the gym today and its driving me nuts knowing it. I have to meet the hubby at the bank about the mortgage.
Talk in a bit.

No, I cannot add any picture, but we still have the 'Post Pictures of our Pets' thread, and one more other thread like this I think.

You can also consider the social groups, but as I said earlier, there will be no notifications...

See you Sunny :)

Bye sunny!!

Yea, that's true, but maybe we could convince Ben or Scott to some how notify us about the social group thingy?

You can try. I don't know whether the new ffStyle skin is taking much of their time though. If so, we might not have the notifications soon :(

Do you mean we won't have notifications at all?

Well I am going to try for a nap. See you guys later.

I mean, that might take much time.

Rest well Bella :)

Sorry I missed you there bear it was a flying visit. I have a body-clock disorder so sleep really irregualr hours. It's nearly 5am atm and I'm not a bit sleepy yet. Sometimes I have to sleep during the day and when I'm not I have to catch up with all the stuff I should have been doing while I was sleeping. :(

At night I get to play on my computer while the sensible ones in my house snore. Or sometimes I have nocturnal baking sessions so the inmates think the fairies have been bearing goodies while they slept. And sometimes I do actually sleep at night like a regular person....

Actually my hubby is in the room above the kitchen as I type and it sounds like there's a bear taken residence. :p

You seem to come on pretty late yourself bear quite often. What gives?


Well being a bear, I am a nocturnal animal by nature :)

... if that doesn't wash

Its really the same as you my body clock is out of sync and I fing it easier to stay up till the earlier hours of the day 6-7 am than wake up at them.

Unfortunately this means I don't usually get up until around 1 or 2 pm or even later depending on when I actually went to sleep.

Also (and I know this is going to sound mushy) I've made some good friends here and since they aren't really on during the 'normal' hours here I find it easier to shift to their time zones clock, just so I can chat with them :o

If I knew how to bake and had the ingredients id probably do the same as you, midnight baking sounds like fun :D

I'm back from lunch having an awesome flamethrower chicken sandwich.

Flamethrower chicken sandwich? Is that... burned? :eek:

Ok, I know, I'll use Google...

EDIT: Ok, now I'm hungry. Shouldn't have used Google :(

Hey girls.
(hee hee)

Oh it is awesome. They are huge too. Not to spicy but enough to give you a good flavor.

Hey girls.
(hee hee)

?.

Hey again Sunny!

I'm not a girl :(

So Unky, how is the weather in Mauritius?

You talking about the weather seems like there is nothing else to talk about ;)

It's been a little cooler for the past few days. It's chilly at school, and it was somewhat a little rainy some time ago. I hope that the weather will be clear for the weekend >.<

I went into a milkshake shop today for lunch, they have all different flavours of milkshake and icecream and all varieties of chocolate bars and buiscuits, basically if you can think it up they can make it into a milkshake,

I've wanted to go in for a while now, and today got that chance

Was shocked by the amount of different choices, so I went for a regular strawberry cheesecake one, extra thick :o

Sounds like you had a nice time Bear :)

I'm avoiding anything cold now... my cold is practically over, only occasional dry coughs, and no runny nose. ::yay::

Hey guys,its really humid here today,my feet are like lumps of meat,my hair is gone all big,its not a good look.

Kids finished exams and gone into town,would love one of those chicken thingys adam.

It was very nice yeah, I then proceeded to smugly walk around town drinking my milkshake while laughing at the poor sods who were also out in town but were slowly melting due to the sun and not being cooled down by a nice refreshing (albeit wierd) milkshake, I'm nice like that :)

Red, I am sending you a chicken sandwich. You will like it. Bear, I am that guy melting. This is my last day being a fat guy so I see a milkshake in my near near future, since I start working out tonight. Its going to be sad.

Not these kind of milkshakes, I'm not entirely sure but something that tasted that good can not possibly be good for you

No, I am just saying I want something that good that is bad for me before I start eating healthy. So, what do you call a fly that doesn't have wings?

No, I am just saying I want something that good that is bad for me before I start eating healthy. So, what do you call a fly that doesn't have wings?


Don't know?

Give us a clue?

Is this homework?

The amazing range of conversations we come up with amaze me.

We do have a big range don't we? Simply amazing. If anyone comes up with an answer let me know?

We do have a big range don't we? Simply amazing. If anyone comes up with an answer let me know?

Well he would still be a fly so I call him fly

How about a walk?

And that's all for a riddle? :confused:

Hey there Red! :)

How about a walk?

Wow its sad that went over my head for a minute. Good one adam. Funny.

I... don't quite get it... :(

In all seriousness, There is a fly I swatted and injured it wings so now it is just walking around my desk.So... yea.

How about a walk?

Welcome to Instant Rimshot (http://instantrimshot.com/)

Hey unk and sunny,adam,I don't know what to say about the crippled fly,give him some of your sandwich.

Bear,crackin.

Hi red, hi sunny, hi unky, hi adam :)

Did I get everyone?

I guess yes...

Lets play charades!

Bear... you go first!

lets play charades!!

bear...you go first!

I've been doing so for a while now, aren't you guessing :(

ive been doing so for a while now, arent you guessing :(


Oh oh,I know 'JAWS'.

oh oh,i know 'JAWS'.?

Nope, try again

I feel so left out... :(

I didn't see any charade :confused:

nope, try again


Hint?

The virgin bride?

I feel so left out... :(

I didn't see any charade :confused:

But I'm trying my best :(


hint?

the virgin bride?

You were kind of close, it has someone called jaws in it :)

James bond?

The spy who loved me?

Mystery is good. Keeps people interested.

Jeez its funny without heath around. I hope its going well for her there today.

Aww, I was missed. I feel special.

I'm sure I'll work out a better schedule after awhile. Right now, I'm waking up around noon to eat and get my lunch together and spend a bit of time online, then I go to work, when I get home I spend a few hours online (when everyone else is asleep) then I go to bed.

james bond?

the spy who loved me?

*attempting to do the 'not that one the one after' sign*

aww, i was missed. i feel special.

I'm sure i'll work out a better schedule after awhile. right now, I'm waking up around noon to eat and get my lunch together and spend a bit of time online, then i go to work, when i get home i spend a few hours online (when everyone else is asleep) then i go to bed.


Are you enjoying it heath?

Are the people nice?

How are all the kitties?

So many questions.

My walk ran away

My walk ran away

LMAO :D I don't know why but that just got me :D

My walk ran away

Funny adam.

Moonraker... (I resorted to Google! the shame)

funny adam.

moonraker....(i resorted to google!,the shame)

:eek: you cheated, no internet points for you


Hi heath, another kitty down :(

are you enjoying it heath?

are the people nice?

how are all the kitties?

so many questions.

Yes.

Yes.

Two of them found homes. The rest are just as cute and mischievous as ever.

OK, guys, time for me to put on clothes and go to work.

Have a good day at work hheath. We were talking about you earlier.

:eek: you cheated, no internet points for you


Crap,how about a biscuit then?

Heath,sounds good,makes a big difference when the people are nice.

You did well to find homes for your little flock,are you keeping the two?

crap,how about a biscuit then?

heath,sounds good,makes a big differance when the people are nice.

you did well to find homes for your little flock,are you keeping the two?

two more need homes, alty and unky ^_^

I'm hoping to find them a home together.

crap,how about a biscuit then?

heath,sounds good,makes a big differance when the people are nice.

you did well to find homes for your little flock,are you keeping the two?

Hmmm OK, you can have an internet cookie, you did a lot of the work it was just the last hurdle :)


Later heath, have fun

I don't see any connection between JAWS, James Bond and that... moonraker... I know so little of Britain... :(

I don't see any connection between JAWS, James Bond and that... moonraker... I know so little of Britain... :(

There was a character in james bond called JAWS (so called because he had big metal teeth, he was in 2 films the one I know is called moonraker :)

I still miss the thread that had movie quotes and people had to guess them.

Lol, OK, I didn't see that movie... I only remember 'The World is Not Enough'... also, then, vaguely...

Thanks Bear :)

I was hanging around Google,as you do,and came across some really funny personal ads,wondering how the amhd-ers would write their own personal ads...

curvy redhead 38,likes takeaways and bacardi,seeks alibi for the 5 of april 2010,gsoh not required,full training given

Start another one Adam, but make sure you post a link! :D

I still miss the thread that had movie quotes and people had to guess them.

You could always dig it up, or start another one :)


Lol, ok, I didn't see that movie... I only remember 'The World is Not Enough'... also, then, vaguely...

Thanks Bear :)

No worries :)

I did that once before but it didn't last long. I will try and find it first instead of starting another one and make the monitors mad. Haha

i was hanging around google,as you do,and came across some really funny personal ads,wondering how the amhd-ers would write their own personal ads....

curvy redhead 38,likes takeaways and bacardi,seeks alibi for the 5 of april 2010,gsoh not required,full training given

What's gsoh?

And there isn't a number to phone :(

Or an 'ono' :D

whats gsoh?

and there isnt a number to phone :(

or an 'ono' :D

Gsoh \ good sense of humour,its like Ch/central heating or NS/non smoker.

A number!

gsoh \ good sense of humour,its like Ch/central heating or NS/non smoker.

a number!

AC, 3 doors, 51 reg, lol :D

OK, no number :(

AC, 3 doors, 51 reg, lol :D

ok, no number :(

Funny bear,, no,no number.

Ok so here is a link to the one Wondergirl started and if you read it a bit you will catch on and maybe this will go further this time.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/read-quote-name-movie-286454.html

Hey dudes.
Sitting here while Gavin has a quick snack. Bed in 20 minutes. 7:30 sharp. Ah can't wait for school to be out. Sick of homework, teachers rules and bed times.

I wish E would go to bed a 7:30, we start bed time at 7 pm, but I am lucky if she is sleeping by 9.

I am super strict on school nights. Four more days of school. His last day is Wednesday. I still have to be tough though because I get him up for daycare. But he doesn't have to have learning mind there so its not a bid deal if he is tired. Cracks me up I am so strict. My mother was way to free with us and we are all the total opposite as parents.

I try to be strict, but her big blue eyes melt my heart.

Don't you hate that! I saw her pics on FB and she does have beautiful eyes. Gavin gets me with hugs and kisses. Works every time.

OK I have to get his butt in gear and brushing now. Catch you later or in the morning.

Night Sunny!

Anyone here?

My mother-in-laws house is finally on the market, over 3 years later.

Sadly, they're asking way too much. No way they're going to get it. They want $384,000. I've seen bigger homes, newer homes, nicer interiors, open concept, huge lot, in the same area for $340,000.

It's a buyers market.

It's already been on the market for 38 days. :(

And here I was, all giddy, thinking that we'd finally get our inheritance. :(

So the key to your heart is to be unavailable.

Got it. ;)

don't think so.

that sounds a lot like what preceded my divorce.

=P

dont think so.

that sounds a lot like what preceded my divorce.

=P

Well then give me a clue.

How do I get your heart? Other then with a chainsaw and some pliers. ;)

Hey dudes.
Sitting here while Gavin has a quick snack. Bed in 20 minutes. 7:30 sharp. Ah can't wait for school to be out. Sick of homework, teachers rules and bed times.

School's not out for you, yet? School's been out here for a week or two.

school's not out for you, yet? school's been out here for a week or two.

School isn't out for us yet either. Next Friday is the last day.

Why do I feel like singing "Schools out for summer!" :)

Well then give me a clue.

How do I get your heart? Other then with a chainsaw and some pliers. ;)


I ja don't know me by now... I isn't telling and I'm moving on...

Again... the chainsaw and pliers... sounds like the big D metaphorically speaking.

i ja dont know me by now... i aint telling and im moving on...

again... the chainsaw and pliers... sounds like the big D metaphorically speaking.

Oh sweetie. I know exactly how to get your heart, I just don't want to squish it, so I'm being careful.

Apparently teasing doesn't work. ;)

I do think that I'd have a shot if I could walk up to you in a crowded bar, ask you to dance, lean into your shoulder, just close enough so you can smell the perfume on my neck. We'd do a nice slow dance, holding each other tight.

Afterwards I'd take your hand, ask you to go for a walk with me. We'd have to be near a beach, walk hand in hand, bare feet, on the sand, the waves hitting our feet. I'd splash you, you'd splash back, and then the fight would be on. I bet I can dunk you before you can dunk me. Either way, we're both getting wet.

What thread is this?

I spent today handling about 10-15 thousand nipples. I even got to take a pair home.

Side note: the nipples are NOT flammable, no matter HOW much they smell like gasoline.

Heath, just an fyi, my nipples aren't flammable either. ;)

But do they smell like gasoline?

side note: the nipples are NOT flammable, no matter HOW much they smell like gasoline.

Soooo saved for the quote wall to come sometimes when I feel like it...

but do they smell like gasoline?

Sometimes, and I'm not telling you why.

Now, where should I put my nipples so they can be properly displayed?

now, where should i put my nipples so they can be properly displayed?

So many possibilities, so many suggestions, so little time.

Wear them. :)

They're kind of big and awkward to wear.

they're kinda big and awkward to wear.

The bigger the better?

Well, one's bigger than the other.

Plastic nipples?

Nope, they're metal.

Good morning Everyone, I started workign out yesterday. I thought I would max out on bench press and I am a lot weaker then I thought. I only got up 190. My arms are sore now. I am weak.

Good morning handsome.
Great news on working out. Keep with it. I have been slacking in that area. I still go every day but I have been dragging arse there. But I go, because if I am there I am moving regardless of the pace. Which is good.

Haha I skim read:

No bigger ones, what plastic nipples? No metal ones.

LOL

i spent today handling about 10-15 thousand nipples. i even got to take a pair home.

side note: the nipples are NOT flammable, no matter HOW much they smell like gasoline.

OK, I have to ask...

What the heck kind of nipples are you talking about, and where the heck are you working?

OK, I have to ask....

What the heck kinda nipples are you talking about, and where the heck are you working?

Hhaha I didn't see THAT.

Lol now I'm curious to find out what all this nipple talk is about...

Nipple

Love that word.. and legumes.

Hey shaz, stranger.

Hey muddy. How's the vespa coming along?

OK heath got a job doing something in a factory with nipples. Well, so they call them nipples.

Hey muddy. How's the vespa coming along?

Oh I don't get to see it until Saturday night at work-- he really likes to show off. He went to get it decaled (is that right? )

It has this little flowers with wavy things.. kind of like this:

http://ny-image2.etsy.com/il_430xN.152227958.jpg

Kind of looks like this but in white... :o

Oh did I tell you guys he got me a new camera? Mine broke a while ago and well yeah.. I love it. Hehe

I think he thinks he's my boyfriend... but I don't know we haven't really labelled it. Haha... my life is weird.

Bahhh

Muddy that's awesome. You can post pictures with your new camera. Lol
Dang girl your working something right with him.

Sugar daddyin it up huh? Haha

I have to vent.

I am so sick and farking tired of people and comments on my husband and what he looks like. I hear "thats your husband" "he must have money or built like a moose" "or he is good in bed" "or you can do better"

Why because he is bald and has to wear glasses? Do you think he chose this?

What the F people! Maybe I am not the norm and I married because I fell in love with his humor and personality?? Is that so wrong? Maybe his family values and traditions are what keeps my heart happy. Do I need Brad Pitt? I hardly think so. Is he so perfect? I hardly think so.

To all the people who have one more comment or all the men who think they are going to hit on me and criticize my husband... go.. %$#@ and @#$#%% because what I am really thinking will get me kicked off here.

Arseholes!


breath sunny... breath...

Oh photos will be taken! :)

Haha I'm going back to the salon today :) Getting my hair deep conditioned and my eyebrows and well... things waxed... lol

I've been going to the beach often and I feel like my hair is all straw-ish and just not very nice.

I have to vent.

I am so sick and farking tired of people and comments on my husband and what he looks like. I hear "thats your husband" "he must have money or built like a moose" "or he is good in bed" "or you can do better"

Why because he is bald and has to wear glasses? Do you think he chose this?

What the F people! Maybe I am not the norm and I married because I fell in love with his humor and personality??? Is that so wrong?? Maybe his family values and traditions are what keeps my heart happy. Do I need Brad Pitt? I hardly think so. Is he so perfect? I hardly think so.

To all the people who have one more comment or all the men who think they are going to hit on me and criticize my husband.......go ..%$#@ and @#$#%% because what I am really thinking will get me kicked off here.

Arseholes!


breath sunny ....breath.......

Ooh well you know what the Brad Pitt husbands are usually the ones that get really boring once the years roll by. :p

The people that say that are usually unhappy with what they have or are jealous of what YOU have.

Pay no mind to them those b!tches don't matter-- hehehe :)

Ooh well you know what the Brad Pitt husbands are usually the ones that get really boring once the years roll by. :p

The people that say that are usually unhappy with what they have or are jealous of what YOU have.

Pay no mind to them those b!tches don't matter-- hehehe :)

Seriously muddy if I hear it one more time I might just... I don't know. I just heard it that's why I vented. Funny its usually the guys saying it mostly. Like god for bid I be with someone "like him" What the hell does "like him" mean? He looks normal to me. Of course all these hot guys are the ones with huge arse guts down the road and divorced three times.

In my experience those Brad Pitt boy friends were usually the jerk faces, boring or big time losers who were self absorbed.

Oh and I think you hubby is handsome! So I don't know why any one would comment on his looks! Jeesh.

Seriously muddy if I hear it one more time I might just ... I dont know. I just heard it thats why I vented. Funny its usually the guys saying it mostly. Like god for bid I be with someone "like him" What the hell does "like him" mean? He looks normal to me. Of course all these hot guys are the ones with huge arse guts down the road and divorced three times.

Mhmmmm! There are very few nice hot guys out there.. and when there are they are usually already taken. Usually the hotness goes into their brain which then the brain that they did have left goes straight to the so then they start thinking with their penis...

It's scientifically proven.

Mhmmmm! There are very few nice hot guys out there.. and when there are they are usually already taken. Usually the hotness goes into their brain which then the brain that they did have left goes straight to the so then they start thinking with their penis...

It's scientifically proven.

A million greenies. And a cookie! :D

Hey bella. Thank you.

Ya your right muddy they do think with the wrong head. So sad really.

Sorry I was just venting. Lol Men! Ggrr...

A million greenies. And a cookie! :D

Cookies all around.
Chocolate chip please. Don't cook them I will eat them raw.

Sunny, I am glad you are happy with your husband. That is all that matters is that you are happy. Screw the other guys. If he makes you happy then he is a good guy. People think my girlfriend is to good for me and I hear that to my face to so I kind of know how you feel.

Haha careful you don't get worms hahahaha.

Anyway, I am off to the camp for the day and night. I'll talk to you all tomorrow!

Have a good day/night my friends.

Sunny, I am glad you are happy with your husband. That is all that matters is that you are happy. Screw the other guys. If he makes you happy then he is a good guy. People think my girlfriend is to good for me and I hear that to my face to so i kind of know how you feel.

Don't you hate it adam? I would never in a million years comment on someone's significant other if they were happy or weren't happy. You just don't do that.

Have fun at camp bella. Have some drinks and get some sunshine.

I do Sunny. I ask her all the time why she is with me but she says she is happier then she ever has been and that is good enough for me. Just blow off the jacka$$es

I do Sunny. I ask her all the time why she is with me but she says she is happier then she ever has been and that is good enough for me. Just blow off the jacka$$es

I try to blow them off but I have heard it over and over for years. Normally its from the guys hitting on me. So I guess that's not saying much. Although my sister in law also commented one time that I could do better. Funny she weighs about 300lbs so maybe my brother could do better. Lol

Anyway, I am over it. What's up for the weekend? Anything fun?

Well, it looks like you have me to yourself now that Bella is gone.

I am going to the gym after work then to shoot some pool.
I am wanting to sleep until like 4 p.m. tomorrow and then go to the gym again and play some pool afterwards. Then no gym on Sunday and lay in bed and do nothing but watch movies.

What about you?

This weekend is worktime of course.

K so at 11:30 I have to go to the salon, and I don't have anyone to watch Rachel for me :( I can always take her with me but I'd rather not-- she's 3 she'll get bored in that hour. Boo!

You know what I'm in the mood for? A really romantic movie. The one that makes you want to make love to the guy on the screen-- haha! Got any movies in mind? I'm thinking romeo & juliet with Leonardo D.

I try to blow them off but I have heard it over and over for years. Normally its from the guys hitting on me. So I guess thats not saying much. Although my sister in law also commented one time that I could do better. Funny she weighs about 300lbs so maybe my brother could do better. lol

Anyways, I am over it. Whats up for the weekend? Anything fun?

Must... not... laugh...

Must... not... show... immaturity... :D

must...not....laugh....

must....not...show...immaturity.......:D

And then along comes bear

now, where should i put my nipples so they can be properly displayed?

Press them up against the window for all to see

But no matter where you decide to show your nipples I bet thell still be the best around :)

I hear you Bear. I seen that and was thinking something. I almost put blow the d!cks off but that would have got taken way wrong.

I hear you Bear. I seen that and was thinking something. I almost put blow the d!cks off but that would have got taken way wrong.

Oh that's my plan for the weekend
Lol

Bear has a dirty mind today

Muddy can we handle that?

and then along comes bear

Hi sunny :o

Hi muddy

Hi adam

Hey Bear. Did you see her plans for the weekend?

oh thats my plan for the weekend
lol

bear has a dirty mind today

muddy can we handle that?

Apologies :o

appologies :o

Your crazy. Dirty bear. I love dirty bear.

Hey Bear. Did you see her plans for the weekend?

Yep I saw, lucky hubby with a late birthday present

yep i saw, lucky hubby with a late birthday present

Yes indeed

That has to be a present? All these times I have been doing it for nothing! I can save it for holidays. Thanks guys.

Your crazy. Dirty bear. I love dirty bear.

I know, crazy pills don't work anymore :(

Is it rude to spit, seeds from a watermelon? ;)

That has to be a present? All these times I have been doing it for nothing! I can save it for holidays. thanks guys.

Maybe not so lucky anymore :D

Is it rude to spit, seeds from a watermelon? ;)

... at someone's face.


Yes it is.


If your around friends and family why not?

If your out with well other people then yes it is rude, so have to eat the watermelon with a spoon and if you get a seed in your mouth spit it into a styrafoam cup :) Well that's what I do..

oh thats my plan for the weekend
lol

bear has a dirty mind today

muddy can we handle that?

Oh the gutter is my native homeland;)