One day my housework-challenged
husband decided to wash his Sweat-
shirt. Seconds after he stepped into
the laundry room, he shouted to me,
What setting do I use on the washing
machine?" "It depends," I replied.
"What does it say on your shirt?" He
yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."

And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest
woman in the world." The woman replies,
"I'll miss you..."
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"It 's just too hot to wear clothes today,"
Jack says as he stepped out of the
shower, "honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the
lawn like this?" "Probably that I married
you for your money," she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent,
good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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A man and his wife, now in their 60's,
were celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary. On their special day a
good fairy came to them and said that
because they had been so good that
each one of them could have one wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the
world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/
cruise tickets in her hands. The man
wished for a female companion 30 years
younger...
Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my
man; Love to forgive him; And Patience
for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray
for Strength, I'll beat him to death

AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is
in your bed gasping for breath and
calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down
long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are
sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end
they need to wipe.
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Q: How do you keep your husband
from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder "Instruction
Manuals"

Good jokes

Hee Hee... thank you for sharing them tal!

The pillow over the husband's head and him gasping for air reminds me of the last encounter with my ex-husband:D... or maybe I just drempted about it:eek:! (kidding)

I have just one word for you. TURNCOAT

TURNCOAT
Trying to figure out who the turncoat is, lol.

Just ran across this one, to further the thread...

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind
Of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is
In her menstrual cycle.

For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and
Masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to
Be more attracted to the face of a man with tape over his mouth and a spear
Lodged in his chest.

No further studies are expected.

What if she likes a man with a face like a slightly distorted bull dog? This would take me a long way in understanding what makes mine tick.