Oh good

Sorry, little wanted to 'chat' a 'little' on MSN... I'm back... for some work.

Sorry, lil wanted to 'chat' a 'little' on MSN... I'm back... for some work.

So, you left you appointed post without permission... 2 demerits deputy... ;) If you reach 20, then trouble, trouble... :eek::rolleyes:

Oops, I missed the word 'sis' between 'lil' and 'wanted'... she was also getting on the nerves of my aunt... lol Never try to teach her something, she'll make you crazy!! :eek:

Oops, I missed the word 'sis' between 'lil' and 'wanted'... she was also getting on the nerves of my aunt... lol Never try to teach her something, she'll make you crazy!!! :eek:

Got it, now... back to your guard position please... :):):):D:rolleyes:

Got to give my dog some food... BRB (in about 30 secs)

29,28,27,26,25,24,23,22,21,20...
Hmm.gets tiring.. 17,16,15,14,13,12,11

Unky?
8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1...

Hmmm.

I'm here... I came back without being heard that's all :D

Welcome back

I'm here... I came back without being heard that's all :D

Yeah yeah...
How's the head cold?
Feeling better?

Hey jennie,sup?

welcome back
*hugs* It can be harsh to be again and again 'said to be a newbie'. :)

Hey Red! Still some cough and runny nose... fever? No more! Yay!

Hey unky,glad your feeling better..

Hey jennie,I'm a newbie too,at the start I made a major faux pas and minor finger pointing was made at me being a troll,( it was a rookie mistake) I also gave a reddie which was uncalled for... its a learning curve... I figured I would keep posting and as people got to know my style and realise I was not a troll,and I had learned from my misplaced reddie...
Don't sweat it..
Enjoy the site.

*hugs* thanks guys. I'm good :) no worries. :)

hey unky,glad your feeling better..

hey jennie,im a newbie too,at the start i made a major faux pas and minor finger pointing was made at me being a troll,( it was a rookie mistake) i also gave a reddie which was uncalled for...its a learning curve...i figured i would keep posting and as people got to know my style and realise i was not a troll,and i had learned from my misplaced reddie...
dont sweat it..
enjoy the site.

Trolls... are locked up and the key is melted down... :D

Trolls...are locked up and the key is melted down....:D


I called my teenage daughter a troll,she was being obtuse and causing trouble in the house... she just looked at me as if I was mad!

Hahahah omg I'm going to call my 5 year old a troll next time she throws a fit and see what she says

i called my teenage daughter a troll,she was being obtuse and causing trouble in the house...she just looked at me as if i was mad!

And did you go through a physical metamorphosis right before her eyes? That would have scared the be-jesus right out of her... :eek::eek::)

LOL! The problem is, Sheriff.. that the lock can also be melted.. :eek: We must find fire extinguishers and put them everywhere in the castle now.

Oh if only I could... theres a ban in place on the use of the computer... im taking the hard drive to work tomorrow.
See how they like them apples!

Not if you make it out of tungsten

not if you make it out of tungsten


Tungsten?

Is that a new dirty word I've never heard of jennie?

How would I use it? Get the tungsten out of here?

Bite my tungsten?

I am back children!
Red, jennie is a chicken little and won't take a wild ride with us. I see you were all talking about me while I was out. Rudeness! Your all rude. Red, lets party! Get this castle rockin'

Hey sunny,how the tungsten are you today?

Hmmm,this new word,it dos'ent really roll of the tongue!

How about some elvis to shake this place up...

Lets see your dance moves sunny!

Hmmm... tungsten oxidises at 400 Celsius... and the oxide flakes off, allowing more oxidation. At 900 Celsius, the oxide sublimes (changes to gas almost instantly, without melting) and oxidation accelerates.

Even Iron melts at 1500 Celsius...

Ooooh my... looks as though we will be very busy Unky, very busy. Unky, you may need to handle this for a while as I need to go get a haircut, going on vacation you know!! ):):) Yep!

All you guys keep the economy going while I am relaxing... :)

Oops, didn't saw your posts Red and Sunny.

Tungsten is a metal, one of the 92 elements that can be found on Earth.

K boss! :)

Oops, didn't saw your posts Red and Sunny.

Tungsten is a metal, one of the 92 elements that can be found on Earth.


That's not very dirty?
Are you sure unky?

how about some elvis to shake this place up...

lets see your dance moves sunny!

Dancing is permitted, right queen.

Elvis - Suspicious Minds - Video (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-q04_ClDxRsk/elvis_suspicious_minds/)

Ooooh my...looks as though we will be very busy Unky, very busy. Unky, you may need to handle this for a while as I need to go get a haircut, going on vacation ya know !!!!!!!!!!):):) Yep!

All you guys keep the economy going while I am relaxing ....:)


Bet you're a mohawk type of guy stringer..
At least that's the picture I have of you in my little little head!

Lol red. You can say it dirty and it would sound nice :P

Sure as can be Red. It's chemical symbol is W (dunno where it came from though, maybe latin), and as all metals, it's shiny, silvery shiny.

I'm sorry guys ill talk to you later. I can't stay on here or I will get in trouble. *hugs* ill be back later. Love you guys. Tell bear hi for me if you see him

Sure as can be Red. It's chemical symbol is W (dunno where it came from though, maybe latin), and as all metals, it's shiny, silvery shiny.


Hmm,so it could not be used as a dirty word?
Maybe a term of endearment.. 'hey baby,your like shiny metal tonight'

See you later jennie.. keep a cool head and a dry arse,and you won't go wrong.

bet your a mohawk type of guy stringer..
at least thats the picture i have of you in my little little head!

Although I have many 'levels" that I am afraid isn't one of them... :D

It would be interesting to hear what Alty thinks about this... hee he... :rolleyes::)

See you Jeannie... study hard now... :)

LOL Red! :p I have to go too. Bye Jennie, Red, Stringer! :)

Cya!

Unky out.

EDIT: and Sunny... forgot you were still online :o

hmm,so it could not be used as a dirty word?
maybe a term of endearment..'hey baby,your like shiny metal tonight'

Interesting...

What's this? Whatever. You all ran off in fear of red and I.

Whats this? Whatever. You all ran off in fear of red and I.


I'm still here sunny.. its lashing rain here.. and I mean lashing!

'im singing in the rain.. do dodo do do dodo do do.

Whats this? Whatever. You all ran off in fear of red and I.

Never, calamity would entail... :D

im still here sunny..its lashing rain here..and i mean lashing!

'im singing in the rain..do dodo do do dodo do do.

It's been looking like rain for two weeks here... and not a drop, I have to water the grass daily.

im still here sunny..its lashing rain here..and i mean lashing!

'im singing in the rain..do dodo do do dodo do do.

What? Your singing naked in the rain getting a lashing? Can I join you? That sounds fun.

It's been looking like rain for two weeks here...and not a drop, I have to water the grass daily.

Lucky. I have a garden and a flower garden and I haven't watered it in weeks. We are getting so much rain.

Unless I get some attention here I am about to leave, I am not used to being treated with such... well ignorance. I have been talking for the last 1/2 hour and you two have not addressed me... :(:(:rolleyes:

I think that there is a law that has been broken here... :eek::eek::) Ha

What? Your singing naked in the rain getting a lashing? Can I join you? That sounds fun.


Nope... but I was in the shed last night... thought brendan would need CPR when I suggested it...
Strangely enough he recovered quick!

Stringer,you have my full attention..

Now,what about this new hair do?

Whats this? Whatever. You all ran off in fear of red and I.

I'm still here :) just had to step out and take a breather (of niccotine) hehe :) I'm all better now

Good woman jennie,get the smokes into you... I keep the level of toxins at an unexceptable level at all times.

Unless I get some attention here I am about to leave, I am not used to being treated with such ...well ignorance. I have been talking for the last 1/2 hour and you two have not addressed me...:(:(:rolleyes:

I think that there is a law that has been broken here...:eek::eek::) Ha

Um Stringer my love, how are you? I would never ever over look you dear. How tungsten that would be! Lol

By the way, I just myself got a haircut. That must mean something. Soul mates.

nope...but i was in the shed last night...thought brendan would need CPR when i suggested it...
strangely enough he recovered quick!

Now that I am wiping my drink off this screen... oh my god. Your to funny.
Could you just say hi to the Sheriff. We need him on our side.

I need to be respected... that is a personality defect... but... what the h*ll...

R... E... S... P... E... C... T... Say it, say it now... :) :) :)

What's up stringer?

Feeling lonely?

No one to talk to?

Need advice?

Here's a number.. 1800 amdh ooo.

I need to be respected...that is a personality defect...but...what the h*ll....

R...E...S...P...E....C...T.... Say it, say it now....:) :) :)

Why am I singing that in my head now?
Thanks Sheriff.

I need to be respected...that is a personality defect...but...what the h*ll....

R...E...S...P...E....C...T.... Say it, say it now....:) :) :)


Sing it for me aretha,
Blues brothers style.

sing it for me aretha,
blues brothers style.

We were thinking the same thing red.
Haha Great, now its in my head. Good job Stringer. Well what else can we do but break out in dance and drink.

I talked to you stringer!

We were thinking the same thing red.
haha Great, now its in my head. Good job Stringer. Well what else can we do but break out in dance and drink.

Aaaaa HA! Now you realize that I have strong mental powers... Ask Marta... :D

Stringer is off on another thread,just like a man.. talk to ME,what about ME,attend to ME...
Huh.. men.

i talked to you stringer!

I know hon, you are a faithful friend who stays out of trouble, I addressed these two only... they need to be "dressed down"! :rolleyes::eek::)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ !

I know hon, you are a faithful friend who stays out of trouble, I addressed these two only....they need to be "dressed down"! :rolleyes::eek::)


Oh stringer!

You know you just have to ask.

Sunny.. you first.

stringer is off on another thread,just like a man..talk to ME,what about ME,attend to ME...
huh..men.

ME ME ME never gets... unless they really pester ;)


Hi everyone :)

Hey bear... bear... bear?

I know hon, you are a faithful friend who stays out of trouble, I addressed these two only....they need to be "dressed down"! :rolleyes::eek::)

GASP! Stringer! Please keep our clothes on! The boobies only come out when we go after Salvador.

hey bear...bear...bear?

Hi red :)

Hey bear
Hi bear
OH hello bear
How you doing bear


Just want to make sure you know I am saying hi. Stringer got his feelings hurt. Now we are feeling bad.

Hey bear
Hi bear
OH hello bear
How ya doing bear


Just want to make sure you know I am saying hi. Stringer got his feelings hurt. Now we are feeling bad.

Lol sorry sunny didn't quite get what your trying to say :D

Hi sunny

Stringers feelings don't get hurt easily, he's a man after all, one punch on the shoulder and he'll be fine :D

Any scandulous news or gossip bear?

Make something up.

Hi bear

Hi jennie, how you doing :)

Sorry red, no gossip from me, not really one to spread it, let alone make it up :o sorry

I'm shocked and horrified bear!

Ah,big stretch... can't beat a good stretch.

If you say the word yawn.. do you yawn.. yawn.. yawn..

Meh I've had better days. But I'm all right. The kids I'm babysitting aren't litstening, my own child isn't listening, I got into a big fight on amhd over a misunderstanding and hurt feelings. Hubby is STILL sleeping and its almost 1pm. It would be nice to have some help.

Wow sorry I'm rambling.

But you know. Your smile makes my day *hugs*

Or and I forgot to mention that my daughters father (my ex) is being a jerk, (I can think of stronger words) because I asked him very nicely if he could possibly try to pay the court ordered child support this month because we are about 100$ short on rent for July, and we have to pay for August soon.

im shocked and horrified bear!

ah,big stretch...cant beat a good stretch.

if you say the word yawn..do you yawn..yawn..yawn..

Damm it red, I did yawn :D

OMG you made me yawn too! Lol!

meh ive had better days. but im alright. the kids im babysitting arent litstening, my own child isnt listening, i got into a big fight on amhd over a misunderstanding and hurt feelings. hubby is STILL sleeping and its almost 1pm. it would be nice to have some help.

wow sorry im rambling.

but you know. your smile makes my day *hugs*

Awwww sorry to hear that jennie, you'll be fine, even with that little rebellion on your hands, you should wake your hubby up then even if it is to vent a little :D

Hugs jennie

The kids have been asking me questions on lateral thinking.. I have answered all their questions with one word answers...
They just informed me that I am below average intelligence and should seek help... I said grand.. guess I'm too dumb to get the pizza then!

the kids have been asking me questions on lateral thinking..i have answered all their questions with one word answers...
they just informed me that i am below average intelligence and should seek help...i said grand..guess im too dumb to get the pizza then!

Lol cheeky little things aren't they :D

awwww sorry to hear that jennie, youll be fine, even with that little rebellion on your hands, you should wake your hubby up then even if it is to vent a little :D

hugs jennie

Hehe ill hide our wifi card and he won't be able to play world of warcraft :p

Haha I bet they changed their minds on your intelligence REAL quick huh?

lol cheeky little things arent they :D


They are trying to push my buttons!

Their just mad because I took away computer privileges..

Yeah,that's right kids.. I,me,the boss of this house,took MY computer away!
Suck it up kids,suck it up!

hehe ill hide our wifi card and he wont be able to play world of warcraft :p

Oh that's just evil :D

I have a hankering for grilled cheese and tomato soup.

I'll supply the wine. :)

I make a MEAN grilled cheese and tomato basil soup.

And I have the wine.

You bring the screw. Corkscrew. Stuff.

I make a MEAN grilled cheese and tomato basil soup.

and i have the wine.

you bring the screw. corkscrew. stuff.

Gouda cheese. It melts in the tomato soup. It's yummy.

Ooh, and crackers.

Yes, I'll bring the screw. Corkscrew that is. :)

they are trying to push my buttons!

their just mad because i took away computer privileges..

yeah,thats right kids..I,me,the boss of this house,took MY computer away!
suck it up kids,suck it up!

Wow, I'm not so sure I'm safe here with you two being so evil today ;)

Hi Alty
Hi kp

Hey Alty and kp.
I ran off again and now I am back. Customers and sales reps. How dare they!

Sorry for the bad day jennie.

hehe ill hide our wifi card and he wont be able to play world of warcraft :p

when I married, I became the instant stepfather of a 13 year old girl whod write magnetic hate poetry on the fridge for me.

"not my father. must die. now."

=)

kids r so cute.

anyway... when I married I quickly thought that my new wife was psycho.

shed go nookleear cause the girl would leave a popsickle stick on the floor.

hell... I'm a dumb guy. I Could Do That. I Do That.

but I didn't get the Last Straw concept.

I didn't know that it wasn't that there was a popsickle stick on the floor... it was the seventeen other things that preceded the popsickle stick that tossed my wife over the edge.

within a year, I was the crazy one. Asking my wife "why dont you ground her arse for a year?!? she huffed at you and rolled her eyes! there was rolling and huffing! hit her with a tranquilizer dart and tag her ankle so we can track her!"

or something like that...

focus.

focus...

back on track...

so... one of the great things you can do to teens is apparently take away privelidges. And after some smart talk and noise we grounded the girl from the computer for a week.

it was ugly.

BUT... the best part was this... to ensure the grounding we disconnected the power cable to her computer and then threw it in her room. She literally stepped over it every day for a week.

then, when the grounding was over we told her where it was.

I swear she blew an O ring.

It

Was

Beautiful

is that wrong? Don't care.

Ah kp,did I read somewhere you were irish.. if so.enough said.

KP, I swear that punishments are worse on the parents then they are on the kids.

The whining, moaning, complaining during a punishment, I'm surprised I don't drink heavily. ;)

Kp I love irish crème!

Jennie and bear where are you two? Did you sneak off together.

kp I love irish creme!

Got it.

I have baileys (bought at the tex/mex border... you buy it for "import" at like half the cost, walk across the rio, and then walk back with it) and st something-or-another-knockoff... with ice? Cubed or crushed?

kp I love irish creme!


I read your post wrong,I thought to said 'i love irish crime'... creme..

Thought you had lost the plot there for a second.

ah kp,did i read somewhere you were irish..if so.enough said.

Sweet.

Great when heritage is all I need to seal a deal.

I'm actually irish serb... but that's no different. We get drunk and fight.

I've dated and married italians, who get drunk and fight, but with style.

My name is serb, but I'm a whole lotta irish.

Doin' my best to stay out of jail.

Bailey's, I'm a baileys girl. Love it!

I could go for a bit of irish though. :)

Mix Baileys with butterscotch schnapps... thats a slippery nipple

Seriously, its my favorite shot and that's what's in it.

i read your post wrong,i thought to said 'i love irish crime'...creme..

thought you had lost the plot there for a second.

Well we could make it a crime. You know we could.

You need jarlsberg cheese for grilled cheese sandwhiches :) mmm.

jennie and bear where are you two? Did you sneak off together.

There's a private spot in the back, around the sunroom, right, great spot for private time.

Don't mind the noise of the security cams. They are there for your protection. Carry on.

mix Baileys with butterscotch schnapps...thats a slippery nipple

Seriously, its my favorite shot and thats whats in it.

Slippery nipple?

I thought I'd heard it all. :p

Slippery nipple?

I thought I'd heard it all. :p

I love buttery nipples.

No Alty, that's not a hint. :p

Slippery nipple?

I thought I'd heard it all. :p

Alty if I could send you one I would. They are sooooo good.

NM, Sunny, you two are scaring me. ;)

I love buttery nipples.

No Alty, that's not a hint. :p

That's the same thing, buttery nipples/slippery nipples
So yummy!

jennie and bear where are you two? Did you sneak off together.

Still here, just quiet :)

still here, just quiet :)

Bear, we need to hide, they're talking about nipples! :eek:

Just checking on you two kids. You can't be left alone. 'specially when there is buttery slippery talk.

OOOH anyone have a scooby snack?

Bailey's, I'm a baileys girl. Love it!

I could go for a bit of irish though. :)


Rough and ready,with all the charm of a septic tank.. an acquired taste.
Takes a real woman to tame a wild irish man.. ( id say its in you alty--firey)
That right kp?

Bear, we need to hide, they're talking about nipples! :eek:

OMG... Alty dear, I know what YOU like to talk about... :rolleyes:

Bear, we need to hide, they're talking about nipples! :eek:

Alty, I believe it was kp who had your boobs out and you were doing flips on the trampoline at the castle. Weren't you aware of this?

Scooby snack...

1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 1/2 oz pineapple juice
1/2 oz whipped cream

Pour ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake until blended, pour into a rocks or old-fashioned glass, and serve.

Bear, we need to hide, they're talking about nipples! :eek:

That's not necessarily a bad thing :)

Alty, I believe it was kp who had your boobs out and you were doing flips on the trampoline at the castle. Werent you aware of this?

That was in the castle? I thought that was at my house.

Oops. :o

Sorry alty, I stole bear, he and I were hiding in the corner over there in the castle ;)

OMG... Alty dear, I know what YOU like to talk about...:rolleyes:

Shhhhhhh, that was a secret! :eek:

scooby snack...

1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 1/2 oz pineapple juice
1/2 oz whipped cream

Pour ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake until blended, pour into a rocks or old-fashioned glass, and serve.


Too complicated...
This is called a crowd pleaser,the ingredients are

1 nagan of vodka.
Ice.

That was in the castle? I thought that was at my house.

Oops. :o

LMAO! Is it all coming back now?

thats not neccesarily a bad thing :)

Men! :rolleyes: ;)

LMAO! Is it all coming back now?

I didn't forget, just some of the details are a bit blurry.

KP can fill me in later. Right KP? ;)

Men! :rolleyes: ;)

A little boobie talk and they are all ruffled up.

sorry alty, i stole bear, he and i were hiding in the corner over there in the castle ;)

Oooooh, I just remember a hood going over my head and then I don't remember much upuntil this point ;)

OK this time when I leave I will say good bye.

I have to run now.
Later everyone and don't do anything I wouldn't do. So have a good time! ;)

A little boobie talk and they are all ruffled up.

In the shed in the shed in the shed

A little boobie talk and they are all ruffled up.

It doesn't take much, does it? ;)

Shhhhhhh, that was a secret! :eek:

Ok. Sure. :p

OK this time when I leave I will say good bye.

I have to run now.
Later everyone and dont do anything I wouldnt do. So have a good time!! ;)

Later sunny, have a good one :)


It doesn't take much, does it? ;)

Hey it take a little more that that ;)

Corona and Nipples...

Today's topics. Lol

Hey everyone... Hello, waving to everyone.

Hello jesushelper

Hi joe how are you doing.

Bye sunny have a good night/day etc.

Corona and Nipples...

Todays topics. lol

Hey everyone... Hello, waving to everyone.

Hey Jeezy!
But you LOVE it when I suckle your nipples. :(

Soon enough, we can have enough of your milk to make loads of cheese! :D

scooby snack...

1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1 1/2 oz pineapple juice
1/2 oz whipped cream

Pour ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake until blended, pour into a rocks or old-fashioned glass, and serve.

Got all but the midori

My blender is OK, but id rather watch you shake it.

Are we still talking about nipples? ;)

This time we are talking about my man boobs giving out tons of milk. You like man boobs alty?

are we still talking about nipples? ;)

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Corona and Nipples...

Todays topics. lol

Hey everyone... Hello, waving to everyone.

Hey joe.

Good time to drop by, eh?

Yes, Awesome time to drop in. All we need now is some pics... Did I just say that. Nipples please.

Yes, Awesome time to drop in. All we need now is some pics... Did I just say that. Nipples please.

I think that's a no no Joe. Giggle, that rhymes. :)

Still pipples nease.

Or the reverse.

You get to choose, girls.

got all but the midori

my blender is ok, but id rather watch you shake it.

Use lime flavored koolaid instead. ;)

still pipples nease.

or the reverse.

you get to choose, girls.

Hahah accually I thought pipples nease sounded dirtier than nipples please.

still pipples nease.

or the reverse.

you get to choose, girls.

KP dear, my pipples are your pipples. :)

Pipples, what a great name for man-boobs. I love them things!

Pipples, what a great name for man-boobs. I love them things!

Man boobs? I could do without man boobs, unless we're talking about a nicely toned chest on a man, then... yummy! :)

Damnit, hubby's on nights. You all are killing me! :(

Aww don't you have any 'self helps' for while your hubby is away?

aww dont you have any 'self helps' for while your hubby is away?

Of course I do, and a boy toy to boot, but still... :(

KP, care to help me out?

Ahhhhh! Wrong thread! I'm so going to get my butt spanked by Ben.

Ben, lub you, hugs, remember that I'm under stress. Forgive me? Please? Don't change my avy. I'll be good... ish. I promise, sort of. Okay? :D

Kp is always good for that.

But I prefer my bear ;)

Hehe.


OK we can stop the dirty ness before ben gets mad.

kp is always good for that.

but i prefer my bear ;)

hehe.


ok we can stop the dirty ness before ben gets mad.

Awww, thanks jennie, its always nice to know your wanted :cool:

I'm sad that I have to leave for a bit now, :(

Cya'll later :)

Ladies and gents!

The moment we've all been waiting for is here!

Well... sorta. It's about to happen in about 30 min.

I made a blog about my adventures in med school that will be kept up diligently (I hope)...

Keep posted. It'll come in about 30 min.

Oooh I can't wait sneezy.


Bye bear *hugs* come back when you need a back rub!

See you later Albear, Good to see you.

Have to run guys, dinner is about to be made. Lol

See you all around later.

Alty, remember where there is a will there is a way. (;

lol sorry sunny didnt quite get what your trying to say :D

hi sunny

stringers feelings dont get hurt easily, he's a man after all, one punch on the shoulder and he'll be fine :D

Not so... but I stand up when something is not right you know... :)

OMG you made me yawn too! lol!

Yep... me also.

Hi stringer you back? :)

Bear I see you lurking in the doorway!

Not so...but I stand up when something is not right ya know...:)

Yeah I know, :)

Bear, we need to hide, they're talking about nipples! :eek:

I am too, I like this thread, wonder how long it will be around... :D:):)

bear i see you lurking in the doorway!

Hi jennie, sorry about the delay, laptop was acting up :)

Sooo... tired... Hi everyone! I have been so bloody tired the last couple of days I have slept more than I have been awake! Then, when I am awake I do thinks like cook an ENTIRE package of bacon and eat it. I need this baby out of me before my butt gets any bigger! EEK!


Wait... nipples?

Entire package of bacon? Some body had to talk about bacon. Lol

Sooo.... tired.... Hi everyone! I have been so bloody tired the last couple of days I have slept more than I have been awake! Then, when I am awake I do thinks like cook an ENTIRE package of bacon and eat it. I need this baby out of me before my butt gets any bigger! EEK!


Wait... nipples?

When are you due Chey?

November 9th. Some day in the FAR off future! I'm hardly showing and already I waddle and can't roll over in bed. It's pretty funny actually. Soo... alty... *makes gestures* whatcha dooin tonight? :cool:

November 9th. Some day in the FAR off future! I'm hardly showing and already I waddle and can't roll over in bed. it's pretty funny actually. Soo... alty.... *makes gestures* whatcha dooin tonight? :cool:

Me? I'm trying to get rid of the headache I've had all day.

I still haven't cooked dinner, I'm being lazy. Then it's bath time for the kids, then movie time. After that I hope they're so tired that they just drift off to sleep.

I may call it an early night too, if this headache isn't gone by then.

How about you?

I found an old movie that shows Uma Therman's bubs. I'm totally watching it on netflix right now! Then I am going to rub on my hubby till he makes happy noises and forgets work sucked today. THEN, after he falls asleep. I plan on eating an entire carton of ice cream in the dark!

Sooo.... tired.... Hi everyone! I have been so bloody tired the last couple of days I have slept more than I have been awake! Then, when I am awake I do thinks like cook an ENTIRE package of bacon and eat it. I need this baby out of me before my butt gets any bigger! EEK!


Wait... nipples?

Same here with the sleeping thing, I've not been feeling 100% though so I've put it down to that.

Hi chey

Someone shoot me!

The neighbors grandson is visiting, he's 5. He's a little brat, keeps trying to come into my house.

He opened my door and let Chewy out, then sat there and laughed as I'm running all over the cul-de-sac trying to catch him. I'm not happy.

I told him that going into other peoples house's isn't polite unless he's invited. He said "you're not the boss of me".

Where's my hose? I'm about to go postal on this kid!

Breath. Breath. Breath. AHHHHHHH! :(

Ooooo little arsehole

I found an old movie that shows Uma Therman's bubs. I'm totally watching it on netflix right now! Then I am going to rub on my hubby till he makes happy noises and forgets work sucked today. THEN, after he falls asleep. I plan on eating an entire carton of ice cream in the dark!

Id pay to see that.

ooooo little arsehole

That word was on the tip of my tongue bear, but I swallowed it.

Now he's walking in my flower garden stepping on my lilies.

Seriously, if this keeps up I'm not responsible for what happens.

Stringer, I need my whip back!

Going to go talk to his grandma about this. This will be fun. I'm beginning to understand why she doesn't like kids. ;)

Sigh. My poor lilies. :(

Take the hose to him and claim you were watering your garden its not your fault he was in it :D... well you should :)

Man boobs don't need to be toned! Jiggly is better, right? I just love breasts in general, probably 'cause I don't have any of my own. Relax guys, there are some women who like your boobs no matter what they look like.

Sounda like you ought to go tell granny and grandma that their sweetheart of a terror is out wreaking havoc with the neighbors. I would SOOO not put up with that. Poor dog. Insolent child. You need some pie.

I think the hose would be funnier to use. Whip you already have, remember gave you a new spanking new whip long time ago.

I like Bears idea. I'm going out to water the garden, with the pressure washer. Muwahahahaha.

Dang, am I allowed to do that? I'm going to shoot now, ask questions later, feign innocence, yup.

Pie? What kind?

Pie of the humble variety, offer some to him before you shoot :D

(that sounded better in my head)

Oh my god I would pay to see that too!! I am cracking up laughing!!

Who said bacon?? :mad::mad::mad::mad:
Wait, I am having bacon on my burger... I am not mad;)

Hi starty, how you doing :)

Who said bacon?????????????????????????????????:mad::mad::m ad::mad:
Wait, I am having bacon on my burger...I am not mad;)

Mmmm bacon. OHHH I think I have some left in the fridge somewhere!! Thanks Starty! I am SOOOOOO easily swayed right now to do or crave anything it's pathetic. Someone said Big Mac a couple days ago and I wanted one for 2 days till I ate one. It was the best burger ever. I am going to have to buy a treadmill or my arteries are going to turn me to stone. OHH then I can change my name to medusa. Rawr.

Hi Start,

Bacon, on your burger. Best place for it.

Or yet, bacon on a triple Decker sandwich.

Arrrhelldamnpooaahhhhh!

The talk with grandma didn't go so well. I asked her to talk to the little prince and tell him that he has to stay out of my garden and not open the door as he let Chewy out.

Her response "the lilies will only be alive for a while longer and if you trained your puppy maybe he wouldn't escape". What? Chewy escaped because the little brat opened my door. AAAAHHH!

Anyway, I said "okay then, I'll deal with it", and walked away, went to my hose, turned it on and started watering my plants and my yard. It's not my fault he didn't move.

I'm going to hell. :(

Brilliance alty, you gave them fair warning, feel better? :)

brilliance alty, you gave them fair warning :)

Yes I did. :D

Now I'm waiting for the fit to hit the shan. He's soaked. I have the right to water my yard though. :)

I need to move to an acreage.

AWESOME Alty... you have guts;) AND I LIKE IT! You go girl!

Hi bear and Joe;)

Good luck Alty, not that you need it :),

You asked politely, they decided they wernt going to act like decent people, so you showed them the concequences of their actions, good on you :)

Hiya start, hope your well

mmmm bacon. OHHH I think I have some left in the fridge somewhere!!! Thanks Starty! I am SOOOOOO easily swayed right now to do or crave anything it's pathetic. Someone said Big Mac a couple days ago and I wanted one for 2 days till I ate one. It was the best burger ever. I am going to have to buy a treadmill or my arteries are going to turn me to stone. OHH then I can change my name to medusa. rawr.

You don't need a treadmill... walk in place as you type;)

Can't I ever be grumpy without smiling? I want to be grumpy for a minute...

cant i ever be grumpy without smiling? I wanna be grumpy for a minute....

Awww, grump away to your hearts content Start :D

You, it isn't working, I have to many good things around me to cover up the stupid and bad that went on today at work... I just love my little family!

Lol, starty starty starty what are we going to do with you :rolleyes:

Bad day at work I take it, want to vent ? :)

I still believe that PIE is great for crappy days. I should start and instant pie website. Delivered by a clown near you. People make me mad sometimes. And I don't even think I am that smart. Oi vey!

Oh that's it, I got to make a pie... that is right, why didn't I think of it?
Bear, you know I just can't tell you that 80 degrees inside working my arse off and kicking arses at the same time... they don't mix

I still believe that PIE is great for crappy days. I should start and instant pie website. Delivered by a clown near you. People make me mad sometimes. And I don't even think i am that smart. oi vey!

You keep your clowns as far away from me as possible :eek:

Ill gladly take the pie though :)

Eww 80 inside? What do you do? Are you a professional blacksmith... I KNEW it, that's why you throw horseshoes!

I think the hose would be funnier to use. Whip you already have, remember gave you a new spanking new whip long time ago.

But... :rolleyes:

Oh thats it, I gotta make a pie....that is right, why didnt i think of it?
Bear, you know i just can't tell ya that 80 degrees inside working my arse off and kicking arses at the same time...they dont mix

So many arses to kick so little time ;)

Black smithing is my dream job... LOL
Stringer... 22
Bear... yes, so many to kick... bend over;)

I still believe that PIE is great for crappy days. I should start and instant pie website. Delivered by a clown near you. People make me mad sometimes. And I don't even think i am that smart. oi vey!

Hahahhaha!! Funny, you are really stuck on pie and food cravings aren't you Chey.

black smithing is my dream job...LOL
Stringer....22
bear...yes, so many to kick...bend over;)

22 Start.

black smithing is my dream job...LOL
Stringer....22
bear...yes, so many to kick...bend over;)

Lol I didn't realise mine was on your list, but if it is I must deserve it ;)

Awwww seems you've had to go before you could, cya later start :)

Hi stringer

Cya'll in a bit, have to go move my car

Actually "pie" is more a philosophy a friend and I discussed once. I got stuck on it. The idea that a tangible object can be associated more than 98% of the time with a good memory of feeling and expanding on that idea. Pie was my tangible ingredient of love. She picked gummi bears and now posts picks of them online doing very odd things in very odd places.

A lot non faith based people have a hard time with intangible ideas. Thus, pie! It was an easy way when I was younger to make a philosophical point. Now, now it's just because pie is love and tastes like love! YAY pie!


Also... Starty... what DO you do? Kicking and taking names was already taken by Jack Burton!! ZOMG you need a jack Burton pic!

lol i didnt realise mine was on your list, but if it is i must deserve it ;)

awwww seems youve had to go before you could, cya later start :)

hi stringer

cya'll in a bit, have to go move my car

Hiya Bear.

Actually "pie" is more a philosophy a friend and I discussed once. I got stuck on it. The idea that a tangible object can be associated more than 98% of the time with a good memory of feeling and expanding on that idea. Pie was my tangible ingredient of love. She picked gummi bears and now posts picks of them online doing very odd things in very odd places.

A lot non faith based people have a hard time with intangible ideas. Thus, pie! It was an easy way when i was younger to make a philosophical point. Now, now it's just because pie is love and tastes like love!! YAY pie!


Also... Starty... what DO you do? kicking and taking names was already taken by Jack Burton!!! ZOMG you need a jack Burton pic!

I can understand that Chey.

Start and bear took off to go kick-a-pow on things didn't they... 0_0

Start and bear took off to go kick-a-pow on things didn't they... 0_0

Bear will be back I'm sure. Start, well she mentioned a movie for tonight so I'm not sure about her...

Guess that you are stuck with me for a moment or two... :)

So you have four months left Chey, do you know which you are having; boy or girl?

Yep I'm back, you can't get rid of me that easily :)

Actually "pie" is more a philosophy a friend and I discussed once. I got stuck on it. The idea that a tangible object can be associated more than 98% of the time with a good memory of feeling and expanding on that idea. Pie was my tangible ingredient of love. She picked gummi bears and now posts picks of them online doing very odd things in very odd places.

A lot non faith based people have a hard time with intangible ideas. Thus, pie! It was an easy way when i was younger to make a philosophical point. Now, now it's just because pie is love and tastes like love!! YAY pie!


Also... Starty... what DO you do? kicking and taking names was already taken by Jack Burton!!! ZOMG you need a jack Burton pic!

What do have in your pies again :confused:

LOVE bear! LOVE!

Stringer, we have no idea! I want to wait but I have the feeling we are going to get talked into finding out. My mom is going postal not knowing. At the moment, we call the baby Wiggles, and my husband is convinced I have an alien growing in me. Why do men get so freaked out about babies? It's hilarious.

Now... I need to find a good hiding place for some water guns and a LOT of jello. Any suggestions? *looks around*

my husband is convinced I have an alien growing in me. Why do men get so freaked out about babies? It's hillarious.



I can just picture it Chey ;) Sorry couldn't help myself :D

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You sure do have a knack for the picture thing. HAHAHA

Okay night everyone I'm off to watch my film!

LOVE bear! LOVE!

Stringer, we have no idea! I want to wait but I have the feeling we are going to get talked into finding out. my mom is going postal not knowing. At the moment, we call the baby Wiggles, and my husband is convinced I have an alien growing in me. Why do men get so freaked out about babies? It's hillarious.

now... I need to find a good hiding place for some water guns and a LOT of jello. Any suggestions? *looks around*

Well as long as your prepared for both eventualities, then I don't see why you ned to find out :)

Some friends of mine were convinced their child was going to be a girl that they only started worrying about it being a boy when she was actually giving birth, they didn't have a name ready or anything, when baby was born the name given was 'Dave' guess which sex it was :D

Have an emergency pregnancy supply bag and keep them in there, tell hubby its just some wipes and towels, I doubt he'll bother checking :D

g'night chey, cya later

Hi M

Hey guys. Just posted up my blog. I'll try to keep up with it for the next 4 years.

Dr. Sneezy's Adventures (http://www.drsneezy.com/)

Hi sneezy

Wow that's a long list

Love it Sneezy.

You better keep it up.

I know the guys will want to see pictures of the half naked women. :)

Love it Sneezy.

You better keep it up.

I know the guys will want to see pictures of the half naked women. :)

That really goes without saying, but thanks for bringing it up :D

that really goes without saying, but thanks for bringing it up :D

You know I got your back Bear.

Bear back. Giggle. :)

LOVE bear! LOVE!

Stringer, we have no idea! I want to wait but I have the feeling we are going to get talked into finding out. my mom is going postal not knowing. At the moment, we call the baby Wiggles, and my husband is convinced I have an alien growing in me. Why do men get so freaked out about babies? It's hillarious.

now... I need to find a good hiding place for some water guns and a LOT of jello. Any suggestions? *looks around*

It's the same fascination and interest as boobs... cause we don't have 'um... :)

Done and done.

Although, I may have to blur out their eyes.. but really, I'm sure they wouldn't even notice they had eyes...

I can just picture it Chey ;) Sorry couldn't help myself :D

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Hi M

done and done.

although, I may have to blur out their eyes..but really, I'm sure they wouldn't even notice they had eyes...

Sneezy you could blur out the whole head, the boys wouldn't notice. They just want boobs.

Sneezy you could blur out the whole head, the boys wouldn't notice. They just want boobs.

Hey, they eyes are just as important as... other parts, but I understand ;)

You know I got your back Bear.

Bear back. Giggle. :)

How many so far alty ? :)

hey, they eyes are just as important as ...................other parts, but i understand ;)

I thought you were going to say "Girls have eyes?" ;)

hey guys. just posted up my blog. I'll try to keep up with it for the next 4 years.

Dr. Sneezy's Adventures (http://www.drsneezy.com/)

I 'bookmarked' it Sneez... :)

Just uploaded pictures of what I'm looking forward to.

Anyway, how're things in the castle?

Alty, this place is getting run down, you may need to start a new place soon

Sneezy you could blur out the whole head, the boys wouldn't notice. They just want boobs.

And a$$... don't forget a$$...

I thought you were going to say "Girls have eyes?" ;)

You underestimate me Alty ;)

just uploaded pictures of what I'm looking forward to.

Anywho, how're things in the castle?

Alty, this place is getting run down, you may need to start a new place soon

20 more posts, you may be right.

I guess I should do that now.

Thanks for reminding me.

Castle again kids or something new?

you underestimate me Alty ;)

So true Bear. So true. :)

Oh, hi Stringer dear.

20 more posts, you may be right.

I guess I should do that now.

Thanks for reminding me.

Castle again kids or something new?

You pick.

So true Bear. So true. :)

Oh, hi Stringer dear.

*hello*

And a$$....don't forget a$$...

But that's what you boys make of yourselves while you're staring. ;)

Okay, the post count is dwindling.

I better start the new place.

But that's what you boys make of yourselves while you're staring. ;)

Okay, the post count is dwindling.

I better start the new place.

We stare because that's what you expect, we are only trying to make you feel good.

just uploaded pictures of what I'm looking forward to.

Anywho, how're things in the castle?

Alty, this place is getting run down, you may need to start a new place soon

Looks like a great place sneezy :)

We stare because that's what you expect, we are only trying to make ya'll feel good.

Exactly, and then you complain when we stare too much, but that's what you want , can get sooo confusing :confused:



(p.s thanks for your comments on starby's thread, its so difficult to say anything that doesn't sound awkward or innapropriate, which is why I haven't said much, I do wish starby the best its just hard to get it into word form))

exactly, and then you complain when we stare too much, but thats what you want , can get sooo confusing :confused:

I guess Bear that it is who is doing the staring... that's it I'm sure of it...

I get a smile sometimes when I find myself staring. BUT, then again, I'm older so they all think that I am not any 'danger' to them... (Psssst... little do they know... ) :rolleyes::eek::)

I guess bear that it is who is doing the staring...that's it I'm sure of it...

I get a smile sometimes when I find myself staring. BUT, then again, I'm older so they all think that I am not any 'danger' to them...(Psssst...little do they know...) :rolleyes::eek::)

Ahhhh so the problem is me... :(

So you're a devil in desguise?
YouTube - Devil In Desguise - Kiefer Sutherland (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSS9qEL4h18) :D:D

ahhhh so the problem is me....................:(

so your a devil in desguise?
YouTube - Devil In Desguise - Kiefer Sutherland (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSS9qEL4h18) :D:D

No, I think that Alty doesn't mind you staring at all... :) Right Alty?

I have to leave... get some sleep tonight, tomorrow we start to pack and get things ready...

Start... did you hear? PACKING LUGGAGE here...

EDIT:::: Alty, please email or PM me with the new thread please.

I have to leave...get some sleep tonight, tomorrow we start to pack and get things ready...

Start.....did you hear? PACKING LUGGAGE here....

EDIT:::: Alty, please email or PM me with the new thread please.

OK, cya later stringer, if I don't see you before you leave, have a great holiday :)

ok, cya later stringer, if i dont see you before you leave, have a great holiday :)

Thanks Bear, as you know, I hate packing. :rolleyes:

Sorry guys, had an emergency, Sydney had a nose bleed. Boy can that kid bleed.

Here's the new place.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/castle-castle-more-castle-379163.html

Thanks Alty, good luck with the nose crisis, piece of scrunched up tissue paper in and look at the cealing, stay like that till you say otherwise :D

Actually, don't look at the ceiling.

Looking at the ceiling could result in the child drowning. Lean the child forward, let the blood gush, it'll stop. Get an ice cube, wrap with a towel/paper towel, place it on upper lip.

thanks Alty, good luck with the nose crisis, piece of scrunched up tissue paper in and look at the cealing, stay like that till you say otherwise :D

The crisis is over now but man can that kid bleed! My front step looks like the scene of a murder. I'm going to have to go rinse that off before the neighbors start asking questions. ;)

She gets a few every year, they're always bad, gushers. :(

Poor kid. She cries like she's going to die. I have to say, her big brother is great. When she's hurt or sad he does everything in his power to cheer her up. He's my little man. :)