Well you know, once the house is clean and the kids are fed, there just isn't much left to do. Its not exactly stimulating to watch 2 little kids play dressup.

Besides I like to help.


Good morning jerry :) how are you doing today?

Fine Jennie, fine. The only problem may be those mosquitoes... they're annoying... :mad:

Aww I'm sorry you got mosquitos. They are all over my sister in laws house and my moms house. I got ATE all weekend at moms house. But luckily I don't have any at all at my house.

Hello Hello Hello guys and gals.

Hello Sunny! :)

Hay sunny how are you doing?

Hi Sunny.

Hey Unky, jennie and Justy.
I am here at work. Not in the mood. Sick of the boss. Currently looking for another job. I just applied for a local lawyer needing a secretary. But I don't know if I qualify. I have always been a bank supervisor until now. I don't know any legal things.

How is that Justy? You work for a lawyer don't you?
If only I could work from home!

Aww... good luck in finding a good job Sunny! :)

Aww... good luck in finding a good job Sunny! :)

Thanks Unky.
I had a good one and I loved it, but... it's a really long story and I quit so here I am at this "tie over" job. That's what I call it.

LOL, I was laughing at your whole post, because I would switch you positions in a heartbeat.
I have worked in financing and human resources. I thought this would be a great position and I hate my job everyday. Lawyers are a different breed, buckle up it's a bumpy ride.
Hope you smile a lot. :) cause while you are smiling you are grinding your teeth.
Before I started the job though I had a good deal of legal background just with being overactive through my divorce and custody situation.
It's a good variety of work, decent pay, but a lot of dumpage, if you understand and you are the low man on the totem pole so no one else to dump to.
I have enough down time, but I get super frustrated with the 'better than thou' attitudes.

Bye. Cya

LOL, I was laughing at your whole post, because I would switch you positions in a heartbeat.
I have worked in financing and human resources. I thought this would be a great position and I hate my job everyday. Lawyers are a different breed, buckle up it's a bumpy ride.
Hope you smile alot. :) cause while you are smiling you are grinding your teeth.
Before I started the job though I had a good deal of legal background just with being overactive through my divorce and custody situation.
It's a good variety of work, decent pay, but alot of dumpage, if you understand and you are the low man on the totem pole so no one else to dump to.
I have enough down time, but I get super frustrated with the 'better than thou' attitudes.

Ya I was wondering about that. I hate those who like to feel "superior" to others. Which I expected. I am the type to say "hey buddy my money is green to" I have always worked at banks and it's a natural thing for me and I love it. But I was pretty hurt in my last position so I was going to take a new career path. But I don't know. I am just applying for s@#ts and giggles right now.

With this economy, I think that's about all you can do.
Lawyers go with too options and you are one of them. No legal experience and then they can train the people the way they would like or lots of legal experience, depends on the attorney.

With this economy, I think that's about all you can do.
Lawyers go with too options and you are one of them. No legal experience and then they can train the people the way they would like or lots of legal experience, depends on the attorney.

I will see. The thing is I get paid pretty OK here so I don't want to lose money. I am trying mainly to get in to the local private college. But its pretty tough. I should stick with banking but since I started compared to now its changed so much. The 911 thing changed so many laws and rules its scary. Miss one period at the end of a line and your fired. I won't jump at anything just yet but I will keep my eyes open for sure. I just had a tough morning and haven't had a raise in over 2 years and finally said I was done. I am so done. I can't take it. He can't run a business but all the employees get the blame. Whatever!

Cheers to me! So I went and opened a beer. Lol I am all fired up.

Pop a top for me.
I really could use a good drinking night.

Pop a top for me.
I really could use a good drinking night.

Well that's the only benefit here, the boss doesn't care if we sip. Well some days at the end of the day it can get pretty heavy. But it's a flooring store so really how many people shop flooring during a day. He even built this counter in the shape of a bar with stools on the other side. Puh-leaze already OK I will drink! Lol

POP... Fizz... smell the aroma of fresh cold brew... mmmm yours justy!

Sorry for the leaving abruptly like this yesterday... my mum was telling me to leave the puter so that she could play some games... I have to make up something... MRC! That will stand for Mum Requesting Computer! :p

Morning Sunny, Justy! :)

'Sup Unky? Today's the first day I've had a lunch break and wi-fi in what seems like a month.

Sorry for the leaving abruptly like this yesterday... my mum was telling me to leave the puter so that she could play some games... I have to make up something... MRC! That will stand for Mum Requesting Computer! :p

Morning Sunny, Justy! :)

Hey Unky.
I love that "my mum" I don't know something warming sounding about it.

Hey cat

LOL! School's been very busy... took all my breaks and lunch. Had to have my meal in class... under the desk lol! The Physics teacher had a documentary show today on the sun. We have 5 billion years until the Earth is consumed by the Sun... :eek:

Hi Sunny, are you still cute?

Unky, in 5 billion years I won't care.

5 billion years! Perfect timing if you ask me.

Yep, that's what I was thinking too! :p the documentary was making this as if the end of the world was near, and all the rest of the students kept saying it to each other: "Hey, you have 5 billion years until the end of the world" lol!

No, I mean I will be really really bored with Terra by then.

Probably we'll be populating another planet? :rolleyes: :cool:

Hi Sunny, are you still cute?



Hey Cat, flattery will get you every where! ;)

That too.

Edit: Time, folks. Got to go be the hired assassin again

Oh nice, this is where you can get severely off topic with no topic at all.

Oh nice, this is where you can get severely off topic with no topic at all.

There is never a topic really. I try to hang out in the bar at the ballroom. Wait is that where it is? Now it's a blurr. Maybe I should leave the bar once in a while.

Probably we'll be populating another planet? :rolleyes: :cool:

I know, it sucks, I'm going to miss out on the fun space travel in my lifetime :(

I know, it sucks, I'm gonna miss out on the fun space travel in my lifetime :(

Who knows shaz. The way things advance maybe not.

LOL! Ok, bye Cat! Cya! :)

Welcome to the Castle Chey! :) Careful of the gators, and don't pay attention to the ghosts in the dungeon, OK? ;)

At least we all made it to seeing exoskeletons becoming a reality. Have you seen the ones developed already? Weird.

See you Cat!

Hi Shazzy! :) But what if man finds a cheap way to send massive people out of space to make their new 'home' on another planet in the next 30 years? All of you here will surely be still here. The oldest I find is 69 in 30 years time...

AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!
Sorry to go off topic but it's 4:30 in the morning and I just got a call from Vaughn on his way to work saying that one of my BRAND NEW tyres popped on the highway!!
There is no way my baby is staying sitting on the side of the highway (and I mean the car!)
He was borrowing my car because his cars engine blew up.

I can see me being poor for a very very looooog time :(

Now where were we?

Other planets...
If it happened in the next 30 years then I would definitely do it!

AAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry to go off topic but it's 4:30 in the morning and i just got a call from Vaughn on his way to work saying that one of my BRAND NEW tyres popped on the highway!!!!
There is no way my baby is staying sitting on the side of the highway (and I mean the car!)
He was borrowing my car because his cars engine blew up.

I can see me being poor for a very very looooog time :(

Now where were we?

Other planets....
If it happened in the next 30 years then I would definately do it!

Hey shaz, in the next 30 years there may not be car tires!

Aww, sorry for that Shazzy... :( Seems that some bad luck is following your hubby... first his engine, then your tyres that he was using... Wish you both good luck! With the hope that that bad luck will go away.

Sup,hey chey,your in the castle, addicted to amhd yet?

Hey sunny,there's a new member called sunnyred... I laughed. Great name.

Unky.. respect.

They already have a new one developed that doesn't need a tube! They are like 3x the cost and last 3x as long. My hubby gave me a lecture about how we should get some, he works I the auto field. Any reason to buy a man toy... I'd rather get a house. Hah.

Is he going to be OK getting around for the morning then?

sup,hey chey,your in the castle, addicted to amhd yet?

hey sunny,theres a new member called sunnyred...i laughed. great name.

unky..respect.

Yes.. bad... seizures.

Hahaha, good point sunny, we will all have flying cars!

Thanks Unky, having really bad luck at the moment :(

sup,hey chey,your in the castle, addicted to amhd yet?

hey sunny,theres a new member called sunnyred...i laughed. great name.

unky..respect.

OMG red that's awesome. Clearly we are cool and they feel the need to follow along.

Hey shaz,liked the thread on trolls,caught me too!

I weep for your tyres.

Hey shaz, what's Vaughn going to do? Does he have a ride or is he sitting there?

Ah sunny,I don't think we qualify as cool...

Crazy ,mad ,raving ,lunatics.

But cool?

ah sunny,i dont think we qualify as cool...

crazy ,mad ,raving ,lunatics.

but cool?

Well I never defined my idea of cool. See you know it. For that we rock girl! So cheers to us! Want to warp Chey??

Bye guys! I have some work to do. Cya! :)

Well I never defined my idea of cool. See you know it. For that we rock girl! So cheers to us! Wanna warp Chey???

Into a crazy-mad-raving-loonie? *ponders* Okay but I really like being called creepy too...

Sounds like a plan... just one thing sunny,do you want to tell her or should I..

(the thing about your posts not counting in here)

I just can't bring myself to do it.

Bye Unk!

Bye unky,

Creepy?

I like it.

sounds like a plan...just one thing sunny,do you want to tell her or should i..

(the thing about your posts not counting in here)

i just can't bring myself to do it.

Ah, who cares, let her catch on like the rest of us.

Oh wait, hey Chey! Haha Creepy? Hmm I don't know. What do you think of Creepy red?

So we are creepy.
Creepy three amigos.

HAHAHA I figured that one out a bit ago. Doesn't matter, PEOPLE! YAY!

I think creepyred is a terrible user name.

Creepy on its own.. yeah,I can get into creepy.

Oh my god you all have nicknames.

Its not nicknames,I really don't know how it happens..

Shaz.. you want to explain this one.

Just got a phone update.
It's not a tyre.

It's my frickin' diff!
That's at least $600 to fix.
I think I'm going to cry.

I have no idea how it happens lol
Names just get cut down and distorted.
Or someone says something in a certain thread and it sticks!

Just got a phone update.
It's not a tyre.

It's my frickin' diff!
That's at least $600 to fix.
I think I'm going to cry.

Not to sound silly but what's a diff?

Cheer up girl things could always be worse.
Big hug your way.

Feckin hell shaz... its done..

Anyone you know that can do it for easy money?

feckin hell shaz...its done..

anyone you know that can do it for easy money?

I do it for easy money.

Lmao... just trying to make shaz smile... sorry

Unfortunately no.
We just borrowd 3 grand off family for other bills.

I'm going to have to jump offline for a bit to sort this out.

Sorry guys :)

I do it for easy money.

lmao....just trying to make shaz smile....sorry

Haha, you succeeded :D

Bye shaz, keep that pretty smile. It will all work out somehow.

Good luck shaz.

I keep getting mail notifications!! Grrr. I thin kI'll close my mail for now. And the nicks usually go by adding 'y' at the end. But since Chey ends already with 'y'...

Good luck, daang. Slave yourself to a mechanic?

By the way unky,had another situation yesterday,with the ole private message thing..

Sorted it..

Thanks for the good advice.

good luck, daang. Slave yourself to a mechanic?

Where do you live Chey?

Arkansas. Yaaaay... In the boonies! We have rabbits, somewhere... :rolleyes:

I moved here 6 months ago from DFW, Texas,(When I got married WH00T)
I'm from California though. I move every few years, keeps the boredom right up there and fresh.

Arkansas... nice one,cant say that I know it..

Did I read somewhere that you were pregnant?

Oh, Arkansas is in the states, its above and to the right of Texas, just on top of Louisiana. Yes, I am pregnant, 5.5 months. No, we don't know the gender, we can't decide if we want to know yet.

Congrats! Love babies,all the crying and nappies,yeah,love babies.. (and the cute giggles,and the big smiles)

Is this your first?

Long story... I've had 3, 1 that I gave up for an open adoption, and 2 with my ex husband. Yes I am happy to talk about the adopted one, I've never felt bad or regretted my decision.

See how righteously complicated I am? Lol

Chey, sadly I have had an 'offer' like that before from a spray painter!!

Well, Vaughn is back home, his mom picked him up.

My poor car is stuck on the highway until we can get a car trailer.

It's a soft top so I am praying no-one slashes my roof (it has been done before)

Long story... I've had 3, 1 that I gave up for an open adoption, and 2 with my ex husband. Yes I am happy to talk about the adopted one, I've never felt bad or regretted my decision.

See how righteously complicated I am? lol

There's nothing wrong with adoption.
Sometimes babies just come at the wrong time in your life.

You sound like my type of person..

Got to head out to the shops, need coffee and cigarettes,need to keep up my toxic levels don't you know!

Ohhhh jealousy. I quit smoking against my own desires and I WANT A CIG all the time. Sometimes dealing with addiction is downright unbearable. Thankfully I like being an addict, I can go back to it once Wiggles pops on out n says hello.

Hehe you girls are my kind of people too. I need my coffee, and ciggs. Its not a want. It's a NEED

I am more coffee, beers and Rockstar (energy drink) but not so much for the energy but for the taste.

Arkansas
Like the Wizard of Oz right?

I now plan to live vicariously through you.

I have no problems with that at all. Can get a bit wild at times so you better hang on.

Congrats on the baby.

I am more coffee, beers and Rockstar (energy drink) but not so much for the energy but for the taste.

Arkansas
Like the Wizard of Oz right?

Yuck yuck yuck, my other hqalf drinks them all the time... Give me V or Redbull please... with a splash (gallon) of vodka

Smokes.check
Coffee.check
Pj's on.check
Hair tyied up and makeup off.check.
Double choc cookies.check

Are woman universal,in that we like to just let it all out sometimes.

HAHAHA! No Oz was Kansas, also somewhat by us. You know they say Vodka is less likely to give you a hangover than any other alcohol. I don't buy it at all. I was always a straight Jameson or Powers kind of girl... to bad Powers is so hard to find in the states. My gullet cannot function proper without whiskey. Ungh. Now I have to be all responsible because this one doesn't understand No.

A woman of many vices chey... the plot thickens!

I'm in ireland,powers is part of our daily diet.

a woman of many vices chey...the plot thickens!

im in ireland,powers is part of our daily diet.

You know someone tried to tell me once you can't taste the difference in Jameson and Bushmills. Bah! I spent 20 minutes lecturing about levels of rye and alcoholic content, distillation, and how it's just plain more bitter less smooth. Okay so... anything other than whiskey, PLEASE, I drooled on myself!!

Can't drink the stuff.. im a beer woman.. although I do have a bacardi baby,it was a once off.

There is never a topic really. I try to hang out in the bar at the ballroom. Wait is that where it is? Now its a blurr. Maybe I should leave the bar once in a while.

Take my arm if you are having trouble balancing...

I am more coffee, beers and Rockstar (energy drink) but not so much for the energy but for the taste.

Arkansas
Like the Wizard of Oz right?

I'm thinking that is Kansas... :)

Well,I think I can say for certain,I'm not in Kansas...

Threading the boards,I can feel those angry feelings coming to the surface...

Going to replace coffee with beer.

well,i think i can say for certain,im not in kansas....

threading the boards,i can feel those angry feelings coming to the surface...

going to replace coffee with beer.

It calls for a musical motion picture soundtrack moment..

DUN DUN DUNNNN!:p

Have frank on the cd player,soothes my soul,cold beer,and off to save the world.

Mmmm *happy noise* I was always more of a goth kind of girl... lol Though I do think one of the greatest singers of all time was ol blue eyes, you give me the era of the smoking jacket and my adoration, I will return the wink and nod with good ol Bing Crosby.. *melts* Think he would have ever gone for a girl who is a whole lot more like Mae West than Doris Day?

Ah man,I love doris day!

In days gone by id say I look like jimmy stewart with breasts.

have frank on the cd player,soothes my soul,cold beer,and off to save the world.

What kind of beer is typical in Ireland anyhow? A lager, a pale ale, a hearty ale, a stout? So many people say a stout but I refuse to believe you can drink it all night!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY START!! (Tomorrow)

At day early, but I wanted to put it out there... :):):) 22, 22, 22, 22!!

Hey All! I'm here for some time until diner! :)

Chey, I see you're on the start of a long addiction to AMHD! ;)

Hey Unky.
Can I join you for dinner? What are we having?

LOL! Hi Stringer!

Happy Birthday Starty! :)

Mornin! Sure thing Unk, I feel like a troll already!

Hi Justy! I don't know... sounds like some veggies... with eggs in a "rougaille" dish. That's a dish with onion, tomato, thym a typical Mauritian dish ;)

Btw Chey, the posts in the lounge are not added to your post count. So, if you want to increase your number of posts, you'll have to make some effort in the other threads.

Hey everyone.
All this alcohol talk is making me thirsty.

That sounds a lot like a Southern US dish called "gumbo," except we add okra. It's delicious over rice.

Hi Unky,

Going to be gone most of the day... going to Indiana on business, later my friend.

Btw Chey, the posts in the lounge are not added to your post count. So, if you want to increase your number of posts, you'll have to make some effort in the other threads.

Sun and company told me that yesterday :p You have no idea the amount of bored time I spend at my PC doing various things...

Darn me, I am completely American.

I am still up for the sushi though.

Sushi! I love eel, it makes me happy in my heart. This part of Arkansas has no good sushi places. Here they deep fry everything. I'm coming over!

Darn me, I am completely American.

I am still up for the sushi though.

Oohh you're a brave girl.
Sushi would never pass these lips. Raw fish? I don't think so. But it looks pretty.

I actually don't eat anything raw.

My two faves are the California roll (crab - can't be served raw) and a Surf and Turf roll (crab and marinated sauteed steak) YUMMY.

Sushi! I love eel, it makes me happy in my heart. This part of Arkansas has no good sushi places. Here they deep fry everything. I'm coming over!

They don't deep fry the cornbread until the third day.

Haha, I think granny has 3 day old cornbread in the kitchen right now. I never ask, I just go around the scary foods. I saw fried green tomatoes this week, THAT was interesting. There is nothing wrong with sushi sunny, try it sometime! I used to get the California roll without the crab, they used radish instead, it was awesome. ( Crab is my only phobia. Eep.)

Well I guess I always thought is was raw. If I know its cooked I would be willing to try it. Just like fried green tomatoes. We made them, just because of that movie title. Haha But they weren't bad!

Don't care for crab - childhood trauma with a bad deviled crab.

Sushi is too pretty to eat.

Cornbread fritters are not scary, unhealthy yes but not scary.

And which yankee was it that came up with the deep fried green beans at TGI Fridays?

Edit: Fried green tomatoes are better left on the vine to ripen before cooking.

OHH she has a superman symbol! (If you read that right there will be one of those really high pitched girly squeals in there) I can't help it... I am a nerd at heart. Forgive the immaturity, but it sticks. :D

Hi Cat and Sunny! Bye Stringer! :)

Just had diner. And I see there is some 'SuperJusty' somewhere ;)

Hey unky.
Hi Stringer and bye Stringer.

LOL at 'SuperJusty'.

Chey do you watch Smallville at all. It's my all time FAVORITE show ever.

Welcome back, unky. How was the rougaille?

It was nice Cat, delicious as always! :p

I've heard and watched some of the episodes of Smallville. Many people love it... maybe I'll go for it too. Only problem, I'll have to download, and I don't quite know yet how to do it safely and the right way.

LOL at 'SuperJusty'.

Chey do you watch Smallville at all. It's my all time FAVORITE show ever.

I did for the first 4-5 seasons, after that my work schedule changed and I couldn't. Then I found Heroes. Is it still on?! I can watch it now! I sit on my bum all day!

I own all of the 'Smallville' seasons and the first I want to say it's three 'Heroes' seasons.
I LOVE both of those shows... although I don't like the direction Heroes is in now.
Check online, as of last year 'Smallville' (CW) still wasn't posting full episodes, but Heroes episodes are probably online.

What about Eureka? That and Leverage are my two new favorites.

Where do I go to have a moderator go to a thread? It's the last one I replied to under pregnancy.

Never seen either.
I am a huge Law & Order fan too.
And still a reality junkie. (Go Big Brother 11)

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Where do I go to have a moderator go to a thread? It's the last one I replied to under pregnancy.

You can copy the address in a private message to the mod or RIP that particular post as inappropriate.

I just reported it an inappropriate, both of the two are online right now though, and I am not giving pregnancy advice to a minor without knowing it's okay. No way, I did that for a cousin once and her mom almost killed me.

Never seen either.
I am a huge Law & Order fan too.

Jerry Orbach made that show. I liked Chris North, too. The new guys not so much because they've got such huge shoes to fill.

Back to a lighter note, I have a friend in Singapore who tells me all the things about to happen on Heroes, they are a season ahead. Hehehe I cheat!

Hmmm, yes Eureka is good, I liked it. Only watched a few though... I've watched Heroes season 1 and 2, Prison Break 1 and 2, and 3 is beside me, ready to be watched.

I just reported it an inappropriate, both of the two are online right now though, and I am not giving pregnancy advice to a minor without knowing it's okay. No way, i did that for a cousin once and her mom almost killed me.

Good on you. In summertime we all need to be careful of that. I've been caught by minors, too. Haven't I, Justy? (BTW thanks again)

I just reported it an inappropriate, both of the two are online right now though, and I am not giving pregnancy advice to a minor without knowing it's okay. No way, i did that for a cousin once and her mom almost killed me.

If you stick to the advice that unprotected sex = pregnancy, you should be OK, even with minors. We aren't going to stop them from having sex, but because they are here we can educated them to be safe, while recommending talking to their parents.

You have to worry more about the minors that are asking for assistance in 'satisfying their partner' in anyway, shape or form, because you will see that. Sometimes you will see them asking about certain terms, how to try this and that, then I won't give information.

The way I see it, I always mentally refer to the information I would want shared with my children on a public board. If someone is talking him into practicing safe sex, because they can't talk him into abstinence, that is better than no response. If someone was giving him advice on masterbating at 13... rut row. :p

The age of consent in most states is 16, so I can't even advise against the 20 year old boyfriend. :(

Good on you. In summertime we all need to be careful of that. I've been caught by minors, too. Haven't I, Justy? (BTW thanks again)

Not a worry. It's fun when you get into this more, you start knowing the screennames and the older posts, you do the background checking...

Have I mentioned lately, I LOVE THIS SITE!

I get to do that now too, no more working for me. I need a life till school starts up. Heh.

Dangit, I murdered the thread again.

Dangit, I murdered the thread again.

Just shower more often, then we won't turn around and run. :p

Just shower more often, then we won't turn around and run. :p

OK creepy lady, I was just thinking I should go shower. Don't DO that! Lol

Oh, and Red never answered my beer question... :confused:

Hey chey,what was the beer question?
I'm playing with the new skins...

Did you just double your posts in the last 24 hours!

I'm impressed.

ok creepy lady, I was just thinking I should go shower. Don't DO that! lol

I am not a lady, :p just creepy. :D

hey chey,what was the beer question?
im playing with the new skins...

did you just double your posts in the last 24 hours!

im impressed.

Nope, going from 0 - 1200 in 6 weeks, that is a record, but depends on what you find impressive. :D

From 40 to 80 is feasible.. I did that more than once, from 1 to 2 in less that a minute! :cool: :D

From 40 to 80 is feasable.. I did that more than once, from 1 to 2 in less that a minute! :cool: :D

Don't hurt yourself.

Nope, going from 0 - 1200 in 6 weeks, that is a record, but depends on what you find impressive. :D

That's insane!

I like the yin and yang of AMHD... the funny posts and the crazy... I get to caught up in the crazy,my job is a lot like AMHD,funny and crazy all in the space of 5 minutes.

I have to say though,I've learned a lot from just reading answers to posts.

AMDH... educational and fun.. who'd thunk it!

Yep, AMHD is full of stuff you'll want to know, don't ever want to know, or don't care!

0-1200 in less than 6 weeks. Is that a challenge? I can randomly post things all over the place and do that without even trying. HAH!

OHH and this will make you laugh. I looked at the little box you fill out about why you answer questions... I refuse to fill it out yet. It would read like.. " I am a 17 year practicing pagan with a heavy spec in tarot and crystals. I paint, I sculpt, and I write poetry. I've been a military wife and ran our FRG, I have 3 kids. I smoke, I drink, I play pool. I study anthropology,theology, sociology, biology, and naked people. I'm a professionally trained Domme with 9 years experience....." Seriously... should I like... write a book about the things I do know and the things I wish I knew? This site is scary, I just realized not only do I come off as crazy as a loon, but neurotic as well. :rolleyes:

Hahaha red, I like to read them too, esp the people I have started to recognize. It's pure entertainment and education.

What is a domme? And.. and you've been doing it for 9 years!

thats insane!

i like the yin and yang of AMHD...the funny posts and the crazy...i get to caught up in the crazy,my job is a lot like AMHD,funny and crazy all in the space of 5 mins.

i have to say though,ive learned a lot from just reading answers to posts.

AMDH...educational and fun..who'd thunk it!

I spent a lot of time before I started answer, learning about the board, right/wrong things to say and do. Getting the idea of the board.

I like to wade into things, I am not up for making waves until I make it in the deep end. ;)

I do have favorite treads I just read but don't post in,mainly because I don't know enough about the subject.
I got my first reddie in the legal thread,when I look back on what I wrote I cringe,and think,you big nob head!

what is a domme? and ..and you've been doing it for 9 years!

Oh... oh HONEY... *turns red and laughs* Dominatrix *turns redder* SEE why I am not filling the thing out. You go Google it for more info, I refuse to explain more without private chat. Hahahaha

Where do you go for Domme training?

I spent alot of time before I started answer, learning about the board, right/wrong things to say and do. Getting the idea of the board.

I like to wade into things, I am not up for making waves until I make it in the deep end. ;)


I'm a jumper-iner... then when I'm well and truly up to my neck in it,I learn!


I was always the first to try new things as a teenager,hand up in class,even before I knew what the hell I was volunteering for.

See,I'm an innocent.

Domme...

Too cool chez,too cool.

im a jumper-iner ...then when im well and truly up to my neck in it,i learn!


i was always the first to try new things as a teenager,hand up in class,even before i knew what the hell i was volunteering for.

::shakes head violently::

Nope that is not me. I am in the back of the class, watching all of the first run of volunteers... learning from the tripping they do. ;)

Nope,I was never afraid to make a complete fool of myself.. I guess I learn by doing and making mistakes,I could never get it by watching others,I just copied their mistakes!

Where do you go for Domme training?

Just, you would be amazed!! Once I have known you guys for a bit longer I'll tell you where I got mine. I promise you will jaw drop AND laugh.

I am a jumper-in-er-er too! Then I get yelled at and pout for about 2 seconds. Life is meant for living, ain't nothing holding me back but myself.

CHey, PM me, and we can swap stories. Mine might make your jaw drop too ;)


I'm a mixture. I am sort of shy, but I DO jump in. comes from my ADHD and having absolutely NO tact whatsoever

Oh oh can I guess where you do the training...

Them,is it the community centre?

Ah man that would be deadly,mommy and me...

Kids,stay here.

Ladies this way!

HAHAH community center :P that's funny.

Kids get to play on the playgrounds...

Ladies if you will kindly step this way, we have a selection of collars and leashes, please choose one and come to the carpet.

LOL

Bye Guys! Bedtime here! :)

Unky out.

EDIT: oops, hey Bear and Jennie! :)

HAHAH community center :P thats funny.

kids get to play on the playgrounds...

ladies if you will kindly step this way, we have a selection of collars and leashes, please choose one and come to the carpet.

LOL

Bad women... umm Jennie, I WOULD but your storage limit is exceeded.

What did you guys do to my castle? :eek:

Night unky..

Ah yes,it would bring new meanings all over the world..

< domme lessons,this Monday,9am in the community centre.

Tea and biscuits after.

Please bring your own whips,as there is a shortage in the village at the moment>


I would pay money.

Bloody hell alty,were going to get domme lessons in the castle..
Monday mornings!

What did you guys do to my castle? :eek:

Noothin :rolleyes: *kicks dirt*

night unky..

ah yes,it would bring new meanings all over the world..

< domme lessons,this monday,9am in the community centre.

tea and biscuits after.

please bring your own whips,as there is a shortage in the village at the moment>


i would pay money.

Now I AM scared. I knew I shouldn't have gone there. I am convinced of it now. Oh well, you live you learn, where is the pie?

bloody hell alty,were going to get domme lessons in the castle..
monday mornings!

:eek:

Who authorized this?

Sheriff! Deputy! What the heck is going on here?

The villagers are running amuck!

Now I AM scared. I knew I shouldn't have gone there. I am convinced of it now. Oh well, you live you learn, where is the pie?

I have the pie.

I'm starting a food fight.

Duck! Giggle. :)

Your done now chey.

Oh my,I bet stringer would love to be our practice man...

(he has his own whip you know,even has a name,sally or betsy or something)

Nuh uhhh I come with water balloons! *SPLAT*

Bye Guys! Bedtime here! :)

Unky out.

EDIT: oops, hey Bear and Jennie! :)

Hi unky, cya unky

Have a good one :)

Hi everyone :)

oh my,i bet stringer would love to be our practice man...

(he has his own whip you know,even has a name,sally or betsy or something)

He stole that whip from me. :(

His name was Salvator, he was my sidekick. I left Stringer in charge one day, let him use my whip and he won't give it back.

He named it Susie, but the whip is all man.

Now I'm whipless.

So sad. :(

Choose your weapon carefully bear.

hi unky, cya unky

have a good one :)

hi everyone :)

Bear I need some help.

The villagers are taking over the castle. They have water balloons and whips (I think), oh and pie.

Apparently they're starting up some weird classes on Monday mornings and the Sheriff is awol.

Here's some balloons, can you help me fill them with water? We have to defend the castle.

It's cool alty, I happen to have an awesome whip that cracks like a fiend. You can have it if you create a pie alliance with me!

That's shocking alty..

If that was me,well,id be getting my whip back!
Since there's going to be classes!

Is'nt that right chey?

Et tu chey!

Wheres sunny when you need her?

Don't go to the dark side chey... noooooooo

it's cool alty, I happen to have an awesome whip that cracks like a fiend. You can have it if you create a pie alliance with me!

Temptation! :eek:

I must resist. But the whip is so pretty. Ahhhhh!

I'm torn.

Help! Bear, Stringer, M, someone! They're trying to lure me in! :eek:

No no its okay red! I have MANY toys in my toy bag. Monday's lesson can be... How to be understood while wearing a ball gag. Part 1.

Look into my eyes,relax alty,look at the pretty whip...

Give us a demo chey.

Bear I need some help.

The villagers are taking over the castle. They have water balloons and whips (I think), oh and pie.

Apparently they're starting up some weird classes on Monday mornings and the Sheriff is awol.

Here's some balloons, can you help me fill them with water? We have to defend the castle.

A water balloon fight eh? Sure ill start filling them up right away :), TOO ARMS :D... although what kind of pie?

Plus these classes sound... intersting :D

No no its okay red! I have MANY toys in my toy bag. Monday's lesson can be... How to be understood while wearing a ball gag. Part 1.


I'm scared,but I like it.

No no its okay red! I have MANY toys in my toy bag. Monday's lesson can be... How to be understood while wearing a ball gag. Part 1.

Wrong thread! :eek:

Sex talk in the lounge is strictly verboten. You'll get a smack but you won't enjoy it. Trust me. :o

Its educational!

a water balloon fight eh? sure ill start filling them up right away :), TOO ARMS :D ..........although what kind of pie?

Forget about the pie, don't think about the pie!

Darnit, now I want pie. :(

I could go for a cheesecake.

Anyone have a cherry cheesecake? :o

::shakes head::

No distractions. Water balloons. Bear, retract your claws, they'll pop! :eek:

its educational!

In all seriousness, it's not allowed. The mods will get mad, you will get a warning, they'll delete your posts and possibly shut down this thread.

In all seriousness, it's not allowed. The mods will get mad, you will get a warning, they'll delete your posts and possibly shut down this thread.

Yeah it suited more for that thread that you all disappear to :(


Forget about the pie, don't think about the pie!

Darnit, now I want pie. :(

I could go for a cheesecake.

Anyone have a cherry cheesecake? :o

::shakes head::

No distractions. Water balloons. Bear, retract your claws, they'll pop! :eek:

Oh yea, right claws away :)

Back to the water fight.

Bear, how many have you filled up?

Is that pie in your hands?

BEAR! :(

I'm here... no chicken here!

Shut down.

Dam.

Back to the water fight.

Bear, how many have you filled up?

Is that pie in your hands?

BEAR! :(

Well I was half way to one but then... it was too tempting sorry I had to have a slice :o

im here...no chicken here!

shut down.

dam.

::throws water balloon at red::

Ha! I got you right in the face.

Put the hose down! :eek:

Put the hose down! :eek:

Woops. Erum :o I claim ignorance and bad influences!!

well i was half way to one but then.........it was too tempting sorry i had to have a slice :o

A slice?

Where's the rest of the pie? It's all gone.

Is that coffee in that thermos?

Bear! You're supposed to be helping me fill the balloons.

Okay, quick coffe break, then back to work.

Pass the pie. :)

woops. erum :o I claim ignorance and bad influences!!!

That usually works for me. ;)

Wrong thread! :eek:

Sex talk in the lounge is strictly verboten. You'll get a smack but you won't enjoy it. Trust me. :o

Hence why I stayed out of it :P I wouldn't be able to keep my mouth shut :P



*jumps on bears back* hey baby bear, how you been? :P

::throws water balloon at red::

Ha! I got you right in the face.

Put the hose down! :eek:

Put the hose down! :eek:

My hair,I just got it done.. cries,weeps...
Blows nose...

Hose,at the ready, (steely look) any last words alty?

woops. erum :o I claim ignorance and bad influences!!!

Isn't it always the way :D


A slice?

Where's the rest of the pie? It's all gone.

Is that coffee in that thermos?

Bear! You're supposed to be helping me fill the balloons.

Okay, quick coffe break, then back to work.

Pass the pie. :)

OK so it was a big slice, at least I saved you some :) *passes pie*

my hair,i just got it done..cries,weeps...
blows nose...

hose,at the ready, (steely look) any last words alty?

Want some pie? :D

Ohhhh wheres the thread that you all disappear to? I want to go!!

It makes me very happy in my heart to see so many people loving pie. <3 really it does... Now, that having been said...

RUN AWAY!! I have a giant blueberry pie and it STAINS!!

hence why i stayed out of it :P i wouldnt be able to keep my mouth shut :P



*jumps on bears back* hey baby bear, how you been? :P
Lol caught you :D
I've been... around... sort of, had a lot on my mind so took a little break to try and clear it :)

Want some pie? :D

I dare you.. I double dare you...

You don't have the balls alty!

Go on,do it do it!

OK so it was a big slice, at least I saved you some *passes pie*

There's bear hair in the pie. :(

Ah, who cares. I'm hungry.

Bear, I think that red and Chev have pie in their camp. Shall we go steal it?

Give them the cutsie Bear face, then grab the pie while they're oohing and ahhing. :)

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i dare you..i double dare you....

you dont have the balls alty!

go on,do it do it!

::throws pie at red::

What a waste. That was cherry pie.

So sad.

I had to do it. You dared me. :)

It makes me very happy in my heart to see so many people loving pie. <3 really it does.... Now, that having been said...

RUN AWAY!!!! I have a giant blueberry pie and it STAINS!!!

Your safe with that one I'm not a fan of blueberry :)

Chey,be ready,these are professionals!

They have skills and cunning.

Hi Bear... muah!

lol caught ya :D
ive been.....around.....sort of, had alot on my mind so took a little break to try and clear it :)

Awww I'm sorry you have lots on your mind. Today is my 'day off' (I baby sit for a friend, so its not really a JOB, id be doing the same thing with or without the extra kids) so I'm just listening and singing to music hehe.

Ah man,hair wreaked...

But hmm,pie..

... turning on hose and drenchs the whole place... pie,wet hair,wet bear!

Not so cutiesy now...

Hi Bear... muah!

Aww thanks justy missed you too :)


awww im sorry you have lots on your mind. today is my 'day off' (i baby sit for a friend, so its not really a JOB, id be doing the same thing with or without the extra kids) so im just listening and singing to music hehe.

Making a bit of mulah on the side?

ah man,hair wreaked...

but hmm,pie..

....turning on hose and drenchs the whole place........pie,wet hair,wet bear!

not so cutiesy now...

What did I do to you :(

Did someone mention blueberry pie? :)

I am only interested in Cherry, just sayin'.

I am only interested in Cherry, just sayin'.

YouTube - Poison - She's My Cherry Pie Lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7FvDBVSJZg)

YouTube - Poison - She's My Cherry Pie Lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7FvDBVSJZg)

I love that song.

Ahh, memories. :)

aww thanks justy missed you too :)



making a bit of mulah on the side?

Exactly :D

exactly :D

Fair enough ;)

I love it when pie brings the masses together... To get squishy!

What happened to the water fight?

Did it go down the drain? Giggle.

Bear, do you want to jump through the sprinkler with me? It's a hot day today.

Oooh, look, a butterfly.

I'm a bit loopy today. :o

I love it when pie brings the masses together... To get squishy!

Squishy?

I will call you Squishy and you will be my Squishy. Come here Squishy, come here! Ouch! Bad Squishy.

Really, I'm loopy.

Sorry. :o

I love it when pie brings the masses together... To get squishy!

Even an online pie :D


What happend to the water fight?

Did it go down the drain? Giggle.

Bear, do you want to jump through the sprinkler with me? It's a hot day today.

Oooh, look, a butterfly.

I'm a bit loopy today. :o

Lol that was a bad pun Alty, very bad pun

Its rainy here and I need to dry off from the hosing I got before :D

But feel free ;)

Send me some rain!!

send me some rain!!!

Believe me I would love to :D

Squishy?

I will call you Squishy and you will be my Squishy. Come here Squishy, come here! Ouch! Bad Squishy.

Really, I'm loopy.

Sorry. :o

Alty... If I leave my husband for you, will you say yes? Lmao

You will have to get in line following me, Chey... just sayin'.

I would like to mention also, because he is so cute.

My husband just called me a super-villan. Life is as it should be. He fears me and cannot help but love me for it. BUUAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ill give you some of our 114* weather.

'but it's a dry heat'

Bull sheet!

Squishy?

I will call you Squishy and you will be my Squishy. Come here Squishy, come here! Ouch! Bad Squishy.

Really, I'm loopy.

Sorry. :o

I thought I was your squishy?

Sneezykins!

Alty has attention issues, she must have many squishies... she bores easily.

I will pick up the slack when ever you need it. :)

You had a pie party! And I missed it, sigh... :(

Hey Justy, Chey, Jennie and whoever is here! :)

<--- Physically behind the monitor, mentally starting the weekend and STARVING.

Bloody hell justy,get some food woman!

Want half my sandwich?

Will that do Justy?

http://img5.travelblog.org/Photos/36372/203448/t/1524487-Nice-Meal-0.jpg

Hey unky...

Weekend is here.any plans.

Hi everyone having a good Friday I hope :)

I will take anything right now.
Lord knows I am not going to be able to take my lunch because we have a meeting coming in. The joy of the small office.

Unky.
I have a pretty pic of a red X, but I am pretty sure I didn't want to see the real pic.

Pooh Bear!

Good Friday to you.

Hey bear,thank crunchie its Friday!

I'm running 10k tomorrow,sister roped me in,I should be drinking water,instead I'm slugging coffee and smoking..

10k will kill me tomorrow.

No special plans. The routine red, the routine.

Well thank you Unk, the photo is now visible...
::sigh::

Hey Bear! :)

Yes, I don't know what was happening. I perhaps wrongly typed the tags... now it's fixed! :p

Has anyone else noticed or is it just me,that lately there seems to be an infestation of trolls/double users on the site..
I keep getting caught,or being overly cautious..

Wonder if cats had anything he can throw into the system!