Didn't your parents teach you two not to run around in hotels?. they aren't playgrounds... you know. :D

Didn't your parents teach you two not to run around in hotels?... they aren't playgrounds... you know. :D

Running... it this situation Justy is for my survival... can I hitch a ride?? Fear... is a great motivator!! Do you see that look in her eye?? :eek:

Running ...it this situation Justy is for my survival...can I hitch a ride???? Fear...is a great motivator !!!!!! Do you see that look in her eye???? :eek:

No ride to offer, I am just going to continue to hide in the corner.

Stringer, we women stick together, you'll get no help from the females here, especially since I have M's credit card.

Run, run as fast as you can, I will get you my pretty, you can run but you can't hide. Muwahahahahaha. :)

Stringer, we women stick together, you'll get no help from the females here, especially since I have M's credit card.

Run, run as fast as you can, I will get you my pretty, you can run but you can't hide. Muwahahahahaha. :)

She is not abiding with YOU... she too, as I, is choosing our best method for safety, might I dare even venture to say... survival!! Your reputation precedes you, oh one with the glaring red eyes of anger... people cower and shake in fright! People are running to clear the street.. This is not observed as sexist... no pray tell!! This is wanting only to live and see the next sunrise!! :eek::eek::eek::D Where the h*ll is my whip?? :confused: Oh yeah, in its safe hiding place...

Oh Stringer, why run away, it's so much easier if you just give in, it's also less painful. :cool:

Don't worry, I won't hurt you, much. :D

Sooooooo... who is this speaking truth? Haha HELP ME... *running*??

?????

Trust in me Stringer, have I ever done you wrong before? Really? Think about it, I've always been kind, you know I'd never hurt you... much. :D

Good afternoon my friends;) How is this Tuesday treating you?

It's Wednesday starty pants :)

Oh sh!t, you are right... oh wait, no its not... for you maybe;) Gosh damn it... ya almost got me.
Friend... hello on your wed, hello on MY tues...

It's Tuesday here M.

It's an okay Tuesday, you know, the day after Monday, day before Wednesday, same old, same old. ;)

Sydney had a friend over, she's afraid of dogs. This is not a good house to come to if you're afraid of dogs, after all, we have 3, albeit friendly, but 3!

Oh sh!t, you are right....oh wait, no its not...for you maybe;) Gosh damn it....ya almost got me.
Friend....hello on your wed, hello on MY tues....

Watch out Starty, he's tricky. ;)

:):) Hi you Alty, yup I know!

Watch out Starty, he's tricky. ;)


Who me?? :D

Hey M, thanks for the greenie. You might want to check out her other thread.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dating/considering-physical-relationship-315867.html

Who me???? :D

Yes you.

By the way, had a dream with you in it, nothing bad, we just talked on the phone after all the bad stuff. By the way, your voice sounds nothing like I thought. ;)

Ya... not good Alty, you are one smart cookie:):):)

Yes you.

By the way, had a dream with you in it, nothing bad, we just talked on the phone after all the bad stuff. By the way, your voice sounds nothing like I thought. ;)

Ha Ha... so what was I supposed to sound like?

Ya.....not good Alty, you are one smart cookie:):):)

I'm a cookie? Hee, hee, does that mean I'm sweet? :D

Ha Ha..................so what was I supposed to sound like ??

You didn't have an accent and I couldn't stop asking you why. You kept saying "what did you expect, Mel Gibson?" I guess I was. ;)

Then we got cut off and some obnoxious a$$ called me back claiming he was your secretary and that he needed to go over my other files with me. Huh?

I told him that the call was a personal matter and to mind his own business, he didn't like that.

It was a weird dream. :eek:

You didn't have an accent and I couldn't stop asking you why. You kept saying "what did you expect, Mel Gibson?" I guess I was. ;)

Then we got cut off and some obnoxious a$$ called me back claiming he was your secretary and that he needed to go over my other files with me. Huh?

I told him that the call was a personal matter and to mind his own business, he didn't like that.

It was a weird dream. :eek:

LOL... well I can assure you my secretary isn't a Male ;)

LOL..................well I can assure you my secretary isn't a Male ;)

Well, there goes that dream. :(

OMG, my son just had a teenage hissy fit. I don't know if I handled it very well.

Info:

Jared stayed home from school today because he said he had a tummy ache. No amount of persuading could get him out of bed so I told him he could stay home, but, no Xbox, no Wii and no friend over after school. He agreed.

Well, two days ago we arranged for Sydney to have a friend come over after school today, Sydney went to school so the friend got to come over.

Jared's mad, doesn't think it's fair, wants to have his friend over, I said no.

Well, this has been going on for 2 hours now, he's been moping in his room and every 15 minutes or so he comes out to show us how miserable he is. He even refused to eat dinner.

Anyway, I went to let the dogs out and have a smoke (we smoke in the garage) and Jared came in and started whining about his life and how much today sucks. I'd had enough, told him to cut it out, go downstairs find a book to read or watch some TV (which is allowed) and stop whining. His response "I can leave this house whenever I want you know!" and he slammed the door.

I didn't know whether to laugh (hysterically) or cry. He's 10! I thought I had a few more years before this kind of drama came into the Altenweg home.

So, at a loss for words, I went inside and asked him if he needed a suitcase, he said no. I asked where he was planning on sleeping tonight, he told me not to worry about it. I informed him that his friends weren't an option because their parents would be forced to call the cops, so that left the streets or a cardboard box, so he might want to pack some extra clothes, it's winter. He looked so darn mad, so I went for what I hoped would change his mind. What will you eat? I don't care, I'm not hungry. You'll never be hungry again? No! Grrrr, darnit, why do I have to have myself for a 10 year old? Stubborn!

So, seeing as my plan was failing miserably Wiggy and I sat in the family room, which is connected to the front foyer, and started talking about all the times we pulled the "I'm leaving!" stunt. We talked about what our parents said to us and the fact that they never really bought it, they new we would come back. We also talked about how much we'd miss Jared if he left.

All the while Jared is listening quietly. So, I finally said "Jared, it will be dark soon, if you're going to leave you better go now so you can find a place to sleep tonight." Bingo, he caved.

What if he hadn't?

Kids! I'm going to go grey because of this lad. :(

Whre is everyone tonight? Does my breath stink? :(

Trust in me Stringer, have I ever done you wrong before? Really? Think about it, I've always been kind, you know I'd never hurt you....much. :D

Yep, I got the letter from you and I now have the flu, sicker than a...

Police Crime Lab came and examined the letter... yep, as expected, the letter is infested with flu bugs. :rolleyes: :eek:

Baaaad germs...

Trryyyiiiingggg to get up and RUN!! (sigh!)

Are you really sick Stringer? If so then I feel bad. Say it's not true, I didn't mean to jinx you. :(

Sigh, nothing's going right today. :(

Can't bweeeath... Iddd bweeee swick... head full of somptin, ewyes blurrie... and many ackey twings all oberrr my bwody... sore... dizzzzy... fawlling down a lobt... (sigh).. why'd you dwo it Alby?? Why?? I thwought we were bwoddies... AAaaaa!

Twanks Alby... twnanksss a lobt...

I thwought we were bwoddies

What's a bwoddy? I'm a bit scared.

Here's some medicine, it will clear you right up. You'll be going to the bathroom a lot, but no worries, it's completely harmless. Really! :)

What's a bwoddy? I'm a bit scared.

Here's some medicine, it will clear you right up. You'll be going to the bathroom alot, but no worries, it's completely harmless. Really! :)

"Bwoddy"= as in my buddy... (wiff a stwuffed up head and nose.)

Okkkkkk Alby... I twust you... you are so nice to me when I fwelll veby bad. I will take all this stwuff and dwrink it up, all of it. But I can't run to the bathwoom cwause I gets dwizzy when I run...

Ooooweeee that stwuff tastes weally bad... :eek:

It tastes bad but it works, really, I've taken it, and I'm fine, Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! See, no harm done, boinka, boinka, boinka. Hey, Stringer, pssst, do you see polka dots too? :)

Hey M, thanks for the greenie. You might want to check out her other thread.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dating/considering-physical-relationship-315867.html

Ummm, here is another one... Can't we just say WAKE UP, PEOPLE! :D

Ummm, here is another one... Can't we just say WAKE UP, PEOPLE!! :D


They keep us amused Justy ;)

Another thread Justy? Can you post the link?

It tastes bad but it works, really, I've taken it, and I'm fine, Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! See, no harm done, boinka, boinka, boinka. Hey, Stringer, pssst, do you see polka dots too? :)

NOT YET... WHY?.

I am sick... really. Everythng is swollen, sore or I cannot feel it. I have Noah's Flood in my head and nose and I am trying to tear out my lungs by coughing.

I am going to go and die for a while... send help if I am not back by tomorrow by 10 am... K?:eek::eek::D

Another thread Justy? Can you post the link?

No I was going through the thread you posted about... just shaking my head.

That Blondie girl wasn't a very bright one, but hey, blame it on youth. The sad thing is that this guy is probably playing her like a cheap guitar. I can almost hear exactly what he's telling her "Oh baby, if you have sex with me I'll dump my fiance and you and I can be together forever because I love your body, I mean you, I mean your body, um, ah, you know, all of it!"

Just because you're young doesn't mean you have to be gullible.

NOT YET....WHY?......

I am sick ...really. Everythng is swollen, sore or I cannot feel it. I have Noah's Flood in my head and nose and I am trying to tear out my lungs by coughing.

I am going to go and die for a while....send help if I am not back by tomorrow by 10 am.....K?:eek::eek::D

Have a good rest, hope you feel better.

Just be sure to keep the flu bugs on your side of the monitor. Gracias.

They keep us amused Justy ;)

They sure do! I'm not looking forward to the teen
Years with my kids. Heck, Jared's already a drama
King, can you imagine what will happen when he hits 14?

Please, tell me I have until at least 14! :eek:

A little sad... trying to be nice, but got a reddie. Ya know I wouldn't take it so much to heart, but one persons ordeal with a bad situation... doesnt mean it is always bad. Goll.
Hope you all are great...

That Blondie girl wasn't a very bright one, but hey, blame it on youth. The sad thing is that this guy is probably playing her like a cheap guitar.
Have you ever tried playing a cheap guitar? It's not as easy as one would think.

A little sad...trying to be nice, but got a reddie. Ya know i wouldnt take it so much to heart, but one persons ordeal with a bad situation...doesnt mean it is always bad. Goll.
Hope you all are great....

Balanced you out Starty. :)

Ohhh, you sure didn't have to... thanks, but I was just upset is all, I needed to say it. You are a sweety pie!

Have you ever tried playing a cheap guitar? It's not as easy as one would think.

LMAO, I've been a cheap guitar, the guy didn't seem to have
Any problem playing. ;)

Should we bring out the accordion in you Alty?

Ohhh or a xylophone!

Should we bring out the accordian in you Alty?

Ahhh, that's a secret! 100 lashes with a wet noodle for you Starty. :eek:

Ohhh or a xylophone!

LOL, why can I picture that? :D

Are they sexy lashes... I wouldn't want it any other way...
OH CRAP I just said that...

Are they sexy lashes...I wouldnt want it any other way...
OH CRAP I just said that...

OMG, I've infected Starty! Quick, someone get the antedote,
No good can come of this!

It's okay Starty, you'll be fine, just lay down for a while, drink this,
It will all seem like a bad dream.

Nope... I don't want the medicine;) I want my sexy lashes with the wet burrito... wait I mean wet noodle... LMAO LMAO

Nope....I dont want the medicine;) I want my sexy lashes with the wet burrito...wait I mean wet noodle...LMAO LMAO

The hotel will never be the same again.

Um, M, I may need to borrow the credit card, we need to get
Starty some help. She wants sexy lashes a wet burrito and a wet noodle.
I'm starting to rub off on her. Oh no, what will she say to that? :eek:

I got to go... but I will be loving my bad dream... night all;) Hehe

The hotel will never be the same again.

Um, M, I may need to borrow the credit card, we need to get
Starty some help. She wants sexy lashes a wet burrito and a wet noodle.
I'm starting to rub off on her. Oh no, what will she say to that? :eek:

Take your pick Alty , anything for our starty pants :)

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I got your back too starty ;)

Ahhhhhhhhhh! I've created a monster!

Night Starty. You are Starty, right?

Where is everyone? We need help!

I've got to run too, movie night.

Later kids.

Take your pick Alty , anything for our starty pants :)

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I got your back too starty ;)

I have to pick one? Can't I take them all? Jeesh M, way to tempt a girl! ;)

Aren't you a bit proud though M? It took me a year but I finally infected
Starty with naughtiness. Now I'm no longer alone here in the hotel, Starty
And I will rule over all of you.

I'm getting our matching leather outfits and whips tomorrow, on your credit
Card of course. ;)

I'm getting our matching leather outfits and whips tomorrow, on your credit
card of course. ;)

We want pictures :D

We want pictures :D

We? Who's we? ;)

I might be talked into pictures, but that's me, you'll have to bribe Starty.

Yes, she's becoming naughty, but, pictures, that's a big leap! :D

I just got my camera fixed:):):)
Alty, summertime is the best, we have a pool, kids would have fun and we could get some great pics.
I know I am a prude... and I apologize for any heart attacks I may have caused during my "rough" behavior... uh, that's a lie... Nighty night:)

I just got my camera fixed:)
Alty, summertime is the best, we have a pool, kids would have fun and we could get some great pics.
I know i am a prude.....and i apologize for any heart attacks I may have caused during my "rough" behavior....uh, thats a lie.....Nighty night:)

You're not a prude, but usually you're the one telling me to behave, it's just nice
To be able to turn the tables for a change. ;)

A pool? I'm so there! Bikini pics here we come! :)

Nighty night Starty pants. :)

I am a prude... but yes, you are welcome to swim... and fish... and camp... and take as many pics as you want... bon fires, drinks... oh whatever else you can imagine... come on;)

a pool? I'm so there! Bikini pics here we come! :)



:d;):)

:d;):)

Aw, M wants to come too Starty, can he? :D

Aren't you supposed to be watching a moobi with your hubby?

aren't you supposed to be watching a moobi with your hubby?

I don't have a Hubby :rolleyes:

aren't you supposed to be watching a moobi with your hubby?

He has to study, no can do movie tonight. :(

I don't have a Hubby :rolleyes:

No male secretary, no hubby, all my hopes and dreams have been shattered, shattered I tell you! ::pout, pout, pout:: :(

Last time I checked, alty had a boy toy...

Have a good rest, hope you feel better.

Just be sure to keep the flu bugs on your side of the monitor. Gracias.

Thank you Justy... I won't breathe in your direction... K? I wouldn't want ya'all to get this anyway... (I am nice guy, you know?)

Thank you Justy...I won't breathe in your direction....K? I wouldn't want ya'all to get this anyway....

(I am nice guy, ya know?)


I'll vouch for him justy ;)

I'll vouch for him justy ;)

Tank you M... I fellbbb twerrible... still can't figure why a live virus would want to kill their 'host'... afterall they would die too... right?

Night... going to try and sleep...

Night stringer :)

Okay... now that I'm done with my rant on the pet forum... hi guys! Thanks for the greenie Batman! :D

Guess what kids? Guess who I talked to for about 4 hrs. today on the phone? Guess who's number FINALLY worked when I called? Guess who I was soooooo happy to have that long conversation with? Guess!. guesss... I dare you! ;)

... was it santa?

Nope! The Easter Bunny! She didn't do much hoppin though! She must be getting the eggs painted and ready! :p

... and I'm going to tell on you because you weren't helping!

I know I know...

Rip Van winkles wife saying he can come back home??

Well she says he sleeps too much, and she has out grown the fairytale life! :p

... and no... he left two days ago... he's backhome with mother hubbard!

You know her... yes you do know her! :D... and you do love her! :D

LOl

Ok got to go for the kids , night all :)

last time I checked, alty had a boy toy...

Yes, but he's not keeping me satisfied. :D

G'day Batman! Beer me!

Has everyone given up? Are they not going to guess who? She lives in a far away land!

Yes, but he's not keeping me satisfied. :D

Perhaps one is not satisfied because one cannot keep up with said boy toy...

One always gets exhausted beforehand.

Chery! :)

Ding ding ding!. we have a wiener! :D

perhaps one is not satisfied because one cannot keep up with said boy toy...

one always gets exhausted beforehand.

No, that's not it. The poor young thing can't keep up with me, but I'm training him,
I have high hopes, but it may take a few years before he's top notch. :D

HAH! You wish.

Does this remind you of something?

"I'm really tired, gotta get up at the butt crack of dawn..."

HAH! you wish.

Does this remind you of something?

"I'm really tired, gotta get up at the butt crack of dawn..."

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Bad Squishy, bad, bad, Squishy! Alty's going
Going to kick you in the butt crack at dawn!

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Bad Squishy, bad, bad, Squishy! Alty's going
going to kick you in the butt crack at dawn!

... you sure you can stay up that late? I mean, you know how it is... with your age catching up to you and all... :D

...you sure you can stay up that late? I mean, you know how it is...with your age catching up to you and all...:D

Low blow Sneezy, low blow!

Now you and I both know I have tons of stamina, tons, oodles and oodles. :cool:

Good mornin'... hope you all are great!

Good Morning! I am ready for a new day :D Just wish it was Friday!

ME TOO! Oh darn it... I have to go to work today.
Treat yourself to a yummy treat today Justy;) Have a great day!

ummm, Cold Stone... coffee ice cream.

Permission = no calories :D Woohoo!

Hehe...

STRINGER, I really do hope you are better, hugs!

Good morning... (*sniff*)

Thanks sweet.

G'mornin kidlings! What's the matter Stringy? Are you all stuffed up again?

G'mornin kidlings! What's the matter Stringy? Are you all stuffed up again?

Yuppers.. oh goody... another day in sniffing h*ll...

Thank you for the greenie.

YAY - you're here... I'm sending you a pm... I don't know what to say to this OP...

HI EVERYONE! Stringer, feel better!

Sniffing h*ll...

... sounds like a bad porno.

Well, with that said...

Today's my day off! Yay! I sort of kind of got to sleep in, but now I have a buttload of errands to run and a few calls to make...

So I'm off! I'll be back in between my errands.

You're very Velcome! I think somehow every time you are all stuffed up, you somehow send it to me! Why do you dooo that? :( Big meanie Sheriff!

C'ya McSneeze! Have fun, and don't run anyone over! :p

Thanks everyone.

Ohhh ouch... ouch... owie... ohhhhhh
The dentist... ohhhhh yikes, owwwwwwieeeee

I went to the dentist last night! My jaw is still sore :( 2 fillings on the bottom, oppisite sides of my mouth. That's like, the worst combination ever,

::sniff sniff::

::looks around::

::sniff::

::grunt::

... where is everyone?

FINALLY I get a day off to spend frolicking (somewhat) and everyone's gone?

I'm here!

I had errands of my own. Valentines cards to get, some essentials to buy, blah, blah, blah.

Sneezy, you know you shouldn't be frolicking, even though I offered to take one of your to do list items off your hands, you still have tons to do. ;)

Haircut, check.
Emissions tested... errr... semi-check.
Bank run... no longer needed.
Gym... postponed.
Court... postponed.
"tutoring"... postponed.

Currently frolicking at a starbucks. It's raining. Me likey.

I love the rain. There's something about running naked through the rain that just makes you feel all yummy and warm.

Dare you to do it! Get nakie and run through the rain, then you won't have to work tomorrow either. Of course you'll be in jail, but, it's a small price to pay for a day off! :)

Someone please take over before I have a stroke! I'm going to lay down with a cold cloth on my head!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/relationships/dangerously-love-315992.html

I love the rain. There's something about running naked through the rain that just makes you feel all yummy and warm.

Dare you to do it! Get nakie and run through the rain, then you won't have to work tomorrow either. Of course you'll be in jail, but, it's a small price to pay for a day off! :)

I know this comment was for Sneezy, but the thought of the day off work tempted me...

Hmmmm, running nakkid in the rain... just might be possible. :)

I know this comment was for Sneezy, but the thought of the day off of work tempted me...

hmmmm, running nakkid in the rain... just might be possible. :)

Go for it Justy, I double dog dar you! :D

It really is nice, you should try it!

I would, but I have a feeling the 50 people sitting in the starbucks would be PISSED at me for distracting them from doing their work.

I mean, the girl next to me is eye-ing me funny evevn with my clothes on...

Sneezy! This is a double dog dare! Do it, do it, do it!

Starby, I'll take a look at the link when I get back from picking up the kids, my head hurts too much to do it now. ;)

I know AmExp actually... not personally, but we chatted at the beginning (last year... ish?) and she actually lives here in Atlanta... apparently, she has no luck in finding decent guys :(

AmExp? What?

Okay everyone, I'm really upset. I had this job lined up, it wasn't a great job but a job nonetheless.

All of a sudden a younger girl comes along and the darn guy gives the job to her even though he promised it to me. I could just cry.

I was perfect for this job, nice cool environment, all the ice cream I can eat. I'd have to move, but I was willing to make that sacrifice, then, wham, all my dreams shattered. :(

Go for it Justy, I double dog dar you! :D

It really is nice, you should try it!

Not really nice here... :mad: It's actually cold and rainy. Then I would come in here all sniffily too. I guess I will wait a couple weeks for some nicer weather.

I know AmExp actually...not personally, but we chatted at the beginning (last year...ish?) and she actually lives here in Atlanta...apparently, she has no luck in finding decent guys :(

Can someone go talk to her? I have been for hrs. and I'm going to lay down for a nap. It's getting too stressful for me right now.

AmExp? What?

Okay everyone, I'm really upset. I had this job lined up, it wasn't a great job but a job nonetheless.

All of a sudden a younger girl comes along and the darn guy gives the job to her even though he promised it to me. I could just cry.

I was perfect for this job, nice cool environment, all the ice cream I can eat. I'd have to move, but I was willing to make that sacrifice, then, wham, all my dreams shattered. :(



You little bugger. I thought you were talking about the other job, and I was like... ice cream?

BAH!

I was starting to genuinely feel bad for you.

Perhaps she made him an offer he couldn't refuse? I mean... EVER?

Can someone go talk to her? I have been for hrs., and I'm going to lay down for a nap. It's getting too stressful for me right now.

Um no thanks. I got a crazie of my own to deal with... one crazy at a time.

um no thanks. I got a crazie of my own to deal with...one crazy at a time.

Why would you say she's crazy?. not a good thing to say to me!

... yes I need a nap!

you little bugger. I thought you were talking about the other job, and I was like...ice cream?

BAH!

I was starting to genuinely feel bad for you.

Perhaps she made him an offer he couldn't refuse? I mean...EVER?

You were feeling bad for me? Wow, I'm good. :D

Got to go pick up the rugrats.

Starby, I'll take a look at it when I get back. Promise. You go lay down.

Hey there, yo what's up??

Boo!!

Ahhh! Joe, you scared me. ;)

I'm here, just got back from picking up the rugrats from school. They have one more day and then a four day weekend. They just had a four day weekend last weekend. Wow, they sure have to work hard. NOT! ;)

How are you dear? How's the weather in your neck of the woods? The weather here is really great, the snow is melting, I like it! :)

M, I know you're around, come out come out wherever you are! :)

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Awww, it's an eggy baby. Hi little fella, come on out, we won't hurt you.

Goochie, goochie, gooo! Ah, he just threw up on me. Yuck!

No more pets in the hotel!

Yer silly Batman! LOL!

Yer silly Batman!! LOL!


LOL , I try my best :D

I think we needed a laugh in that thread! Where has everyone else gone? Do we have the hotel to ourselves? Want to fool around in the master suite? Want to play some tricks on the ghosts? Want to play hide and seek?

Sounds good , I'll just put some music on...

YouTube - I Can't Decide, Scissor Sisters 03/17 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfcViRTh4TY)

I looove the scissor sisters! Do you think it will scare the ghosts? They're a little touchy you know! Batman... quick... behind you!. he's coming to take you away ha ha hee hee ho ho... he's coming to take you away!

I love that song , it's real catchy isn't it?



Quick starby , jump in my new BatLimo... we'll make a quick getaway!

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Oh coooollll! Luv it! Shhhh... don't tell the rest! Does it fly? :p

Oh coooollll!! Luv it!! Shhhh....don't tell the rest! Does it fly? :p

Absolutely... and it even has a cool Bar inside :cool:

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You da man!! Quick! Off we go! How are we going to explain our sudden disapearance? Will you write a goodbye note to the other suckers?---or should I? Hahaha!

I'll go start the BatLimo , you write the note :cool:

Dear Suckers,

The Duck and Batman have made off with the credit cards, and cleaned out the safe. We are taking the flying Bat-Limo to a destination unknown. Don't try and find us. We have given instructions to the ghosts, and they will remain to haunt you for the rest of your days. We will miss you! Muuwwaahahahaha!

Hugs and Kisses,

Batman and the Duck!

... okay, jump in, we're off!

Dear Suckers,

The Duck and Batman have made off with the credit cards, and cleaned out the safe. We are taking the flying Bat-Limo to a destination unknown. Don't try and find us. We have given instructions to the ghosts, and they will remain to haunt you for the rest of your days. We will miss you! Muuwwaahahahaha!!

Hugs and Kisses,

Batman and the Duck!

...okay, jump in, we're off!!

Aaaah hum... (Sheriff standing there glaring... ) "If you guys are going anywhere....do you think that you might need these? (Car keys dangling from his finger....):rolleyes:;)

"And by the way guys... I have all the spare keys to." "And... Oh you... I'll take that bag of loot too,"

Run Batman run! Why did you drop the keys in that puddle? Quick... the Sheriff is on our tail! Who cares about getting your suit dirty!. crawl under the Limo and fetch those keys!

There are no other keys! 'Cept these here to my handcuffs...

Keeping you guys in line is getting tougher and tougher... and it seems that that DUCK is always behind all the crime that happens here, on the island and in the castle... hmmmm.

Batman! Are you stuck under the Limo? Yes I'm trying to pull you!. stop wiggling your feet! Oh great!. now I've got mud all over my gown and it's torn! C'mon Batman... just a little farther and you can reach those keys! The Sheriff is getting out his handcuffs! I can hear them clinking!

... oh wait... this was a set up!

Come back tomorrow kiddies...

Tomorrow we will find out if;

The DUCK still has her gown on....

And whether Batman can breathe in the mud....

Tune in tomorrow, same time, same channel...

Goodnight... thanks for being a faithful viewer...

Now a word from our sponsor...

Oh damn!. a cliff hanger? Why didn't I get a copy of tomorrow's script? ::stomps off::

Oh damn!...a cliff hanger? Why didn't I get a copy of tomorrow's script? ::stomps off::

Spunky movie stars! :D

Night... :)

G'nite Stringy... sleep tight!

Now... back to finding those keys! :D

Ok got the Laser keys for the BatLimo starby , quick jump in!!

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Good job Batman... fire her up... screeeaaaccchhh... burn them Limo tires! Watch out for the sharp turn ahead! The roads are slippery! Careful... careful! Batman!. there is something standing in the middle of the road!. it looks like a man... it looks like he's in uniform! Swerve Batman... oh oh... too late! He's a squishy now!

Good job Batman....fire her up....screeeaaaccchhh....burn them Limo tires!! Watch out for the sharp turn ahead!! The roads are slippery!! Careful....careful!! Batman!...there is something standing in the middle of the road!...it looks like a man....it looks like he's in uniform!! Swerve Batman....oh oh...too late! He's a squishy now!

"AND...AND....AND he is pointing a double barrel shot gun at us" -The DUCK

"Do we kill the Sheriff?????" -The DUCK

"Yeah..." -The Duck :D

This has all been recorded and will be presented in court.

This is forgery! The Sheriff has altered the documents! The Sheriff has staged this farce! I think he's actually a Hollywood producer, and he's also trying to write a book! We are his cast of players, and he is using us for his own financial gain, since he no longer has possession of the credit card!

This is forgery! The Sheriff has altered the documents! The Sheriff has staged this farce! I think he's actually a Hollywood producer, and he's also trying to write a book! We are his cast of players, and he is using us for his own financial gain, since he no longer has possesion of the credit card!

Deputy! Deputy! Can you understand me> Iknow that you were under the spell of that DUCK.
Are you all right now? Ok, first question... how far is it to the sanitarium? The DUCK has finally lost it... GRAB her feather... yep, now she will go quietly... keep holding her feather...

NO!! Don't pull too hard... OPPPPPSsss... quick hide the feather, we'll just say that she never had a feather, she was only imagining that she did. They will never believe her in the sanitarium...

I'll call ahead and ave them get the padded room ready... Make sure that we get our story straight... she will be incarcerated in that padded cell for a loooooong time...

She she wasn't even a DUCK, she is a loon...

A LOON?. a loon you say? I will not go quietly! QUACK! Let go of my feather you dastardly men! I will hold my feather high, and fight to the end!

A LOON??...a loon you say? I will not go quietly!! QUACK!! Let go of my feather you dastardly men! I will hold my feather high, and fight to the end!!

You are now a featherless DUCKIE... in a padded cell. Pooooor Bare DUCKIE... :eek:

Bouncy... bouncy... bouncy! Hey this is fun! Bouncy... bouncy... bouncy! Hey... this is not so bad after all! :p

Careful! We don't want to see our ducky up there on the moon lol!

Hey hey! The thread is nearly closed!! 100 more posts, which I'm sure will be done in the next one or two days... and this thread is 10 days old!!


Did I miss something? The duckie is in a cell?? :eek:

Dear Suckers,

The Duck and Batman have made off with the credit cards, and cleaned out the safe. We are taking the flying Bat-Limo to a destination unknown. Don't try and find us. We have given instructions to the ghosts, and they will remain to haunt you for the rest of your days. We will miss you! Muuwwaahahahaha!!

Hugs and Kisses,

Batman and the Duck!

...okay, jump in, we're off!!

You're coming here?? That's cool! Except that it's hot here in Mauritius (27-32 Celsius or about 80 farenheits) :p. Ok see you all!!

Big hug to everyone!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/members/unknown008-albums-small+pics-picture55-hugs05.jpg

... I can see you guys all have lost your marbles...

Starby... the most.

It was a trick, a ploy, a diversion! Haven't you noticed that the flying Batmobile is gone? Unky is the only one that cracked our code!

...I can see you guys all have lost your marbles...

starby...the most.

AGREED!

Good morning. Unky, I haven't seen you in a long while... how did all your tests go a while back?

Starbs... I would keep you warm if you lost your feathers for real... these guys are real mean teasing you like that... ;)

Good morning Starty!

Finally! Someone that knows about the big meanie boys club and will keep me warm and toasty!. oops toasty... not a good word for a duck!

Hehe... Starby, I haven't beenon the puter long enough at times to understand what and how you are..? Ya all right my sweet dove?

I'm fine Starty girl! Still sitting here with my leg up and hobblin around... but my A$$ is getting sore! I'm squishin my last tailfeather darnit! ;)

How's about youuu?

Getting ready for work and looking forward to these next two weekends being all over with.. that means no more out of town basketball tournaments for my daughter, then I might get a few minutes to myself... right now the only way to do that is go poop and that doesn't even work sometimes;) LMAO
I am fine. Wobble wobble, HUGS!

I'm fine Starty girl! Still sitting here with my leg up and hobblin around...but my A$$ is getting sore! I'm squishin my last tailfeather darnit! ;)

How's about youuu??

Batman is now the owner of that last feather. You are now featherless Duckie. I would ask Start to weave you a cost of fake feathers, that might work?:eek:

Getting ready for work and looking forward to these next two weekends being all over with..that means no more out of town basketball tournaments for my daughter, then I might get a few minutes to myself...right now the only way to do that is go poop and that doesnt even work sometimes;) LMAO
I am fine. Wobble wobble, HUGS!

Heehee! Niki follows me even into the bathroom! I don't think she's left me alone for a second since she pushed me over. She's feeling bad for mommy! LOL! I hope the two weeks go quick for you! Maybe then you'll be able to take a deep breath and flop on the couch for awhile! ;)

Big Hugs!

I don't know how to weave... crap, looks like you are out of luck my little dove;);)
Hi you Stringer... it would be much wiser to be as nice as you can be to us ladies you know, they know how to give you colds and fevers and stuff;) Have a good day you guys!

I've still got some of my tail feather replacement therapy oil left! I WILL grow back my feather!

Have a g'day Startykins!

You could always wrap a feather boa around you, I have a red one you can borrow. :)

A duck with a boa? Sounds kind of sexy! Do you think I could pick up a hot Drake for V'day with it? :D

A duck with a boa? Sounds kinda sexy! Do you think I could pick up a hot Drake for V'day with it? :D

If you wear the matching shoes then it's a sure thing Starby. :D

Silly rabbit... ducks don't wear shoes! :p

Silly rabbit? Who? Me? I'm not a silly rabbit, I'm a sexy rabbit. Look at my powder puff tail, that's a nice tail, come on, have you ever seen a tail like that? ;)

Silly rabbit? Who? Me? I'm not a silly rabbit, I'm a sexy rabbit. Look at my powder puff tail, that's a nice tail, come on, have you ever seen a tail like that? ;)

Depends on how you shake it...

Oh I can shake it, I've got the groove baby, I'm all that and a bag of chips. :)

Well, what kind of chips are we talking about?

Well, what kind of chips are we talking about?

What are your favorite, I am sure that is the bag Alty is :D

What are your favorite, I am sure that is the bag Alty is :D

I guess she is a bag of Doritos then. LOL

Does that come with dip? :p

Somebody say Doritos? Cool ranch, I hope

... with a little salsa too! Well great... now I have the munchies!

I made an awesome 7 layer bean dip for the superbowl. Wish I had some now...

I'm hungry! Poo. :(

Oh bunny expert I have a question concerning bunnies, are you there?

oh bunny expert i have a question concerning bunnies, are you there?

I'm here Bear, ask away. :)

If a loud noise is made do bunnies rear up on their hind legs, front paws in the air and go 'ooooh'

Is it wise to raise wild bunnies??

if a loud noise is made do bunnies rear up on their hind legs, front paws in the air and go 'ooooh'

Have we got flying bunnies? Heh?. what? What chu talking 'bout Bear? :p

if a loud noise is made do bunnies rear up on their hind legs, front paws in the air and go 'ooooh'

Ha, ha, are you serious? :confused:

Okay, loud noises can actually scare a bunny so much that it has a heart attack, no kidding!

Do they rear up on their hind legs and go oooh? Never seen that happen, but I don't know everything. I know, shocking right? ;)

When a bunny thumps with its hind legs it's usually because something is bothering him, scaring him or making him angry. Of course they can also do this when they're excited. ;)

Did you get a bunny Bear? Don't eat it, I'll be mad! :mad:

Have we got flying bunnies? Heh?...what?? What chu talkin 'bout Bear? :p

Kind of like
http://www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/images/209-rabbit.jpg

And going 'ooooooooh' in a scared way

What you talking about starby? :D

Is it wise to raise wild bunnies???

No, it really isn't. I always cringe when I hear that people found a bunny in the woods, thought that it was abandoned by mommy and took it home to raise.

Wild rabbit will leave their young for days at a time in order to find food. Very rarely will a mother rabbit leave her young defensless. Now, bad things can happen, mommy can run into trouble leaving baby an orphan. Most times though it's just a matter of wait and see. If 4 or 5 days goes by and bunny is still alone then it's time to call the humane society.

You asked. ;)

Now, smarty pant kids, I have a question for you, see if you can answer it without googling.

Are rabbits and hares the same and if not, how are they different?

Ha, ha, are you serious? :confused:

Okay, loud noises can actually scare a bunny so much that it has a heart attack, no kidding!

Do they rear up on their hind legs and go oooh? Never seen that happen, but I don't know everything. I know, shocking right? ;)

When a bunny thumps with its hind legs it's usually because something is bothering him, scaring him or making him angry. Of course they can also do this when they're excited. ;)

Did you get a bunny Bear? Don't eat it, I'll be mad! :mad:

Nooooo I didn't get a bunny its just something someone said today
And so I've never tried rabbit and don't plan to :)

nooooo i didnt get a bunny its just something someone said today
and so ive never tried rabbit and dont plan to :)

Hee, hee. Bear, I can't view the picture you posted. Can you post it again?

No, it really isn't. I always cringe when I hear that people found a bunny in the woods, thought that it was abandoned by mommy and took it home to raise.

Wild rabbit will leave their young for days at a time in order to find food. Very rarely will a mother rabbit leave her young defensless. Now, bad things can happen, mommy can run into trouble leaving baby an orphan. Most times though it's just a matter of wait and see. If 4 or 5 days goes by and bunny is still alone then it's time to call the humane society.

You asked. ;)

Now, smarty pant kids, I have a question for you, see if you can answer it without googling.

Are rabbits and hares the same and if not, how are they different?

Hares are bigger and have larger ears, they put their ears to the ground to hear approaching predators right ?

No, it really isn't. I always cringe when I hear that people found a bunny in the woods, thought that it was abandoned by mommy and took it home to raise.

Wild rabbit will leave their young for days at a time in order to find food. Very rarely will a mother rabbit leave her young defensless. Now, bad things can happen, mommy can run into trouble leaving baby an orphan. Most times though it's just a matter of wait and see. If 4 or 5 days goes by and bunny is still alone then it's time to call the humane society.

You asked. ;)

Now, smarty pant kids, I have a question for you, see if you can answer it without googling.

Are rabbits and hares the same and if not, how are they different?

Just wondered, never really got the answer before, this last summer my ex took in FIVE wild bunnies that his cat brought home...

I wouldn't do it, but he isn't the brightest lightbulb, I think they killed each other because he keep them all caged together too long. ::shakes head::

http://www.thingsthatmakeyougoaahh.com/images/209-rabbit.jpg
Awwwww

hares are bigger and have larger ears, they put their ears to the ground to hear approaching predators right ?

Well, hares do have larger ears, that's true, but there is another major difference.

I'll tell you, you can tell others, spread the word. ;)

Rabbits burrow and live underground in a society. They prefer the company of other rabbits.

Hares don't burrow, they build shelter above ground and do not live in a society, they don't like the company of other hares.

Also, babby rabbits are born furless and blind whereas hares are born with fur and sight.

Anther question, if you can answer, no Google!

Are rabbits rodents?

Just wondered, never really got the answer before, this last summer my ex took in FIVE wild bunnies that his cat brought home...

I wouldn't do it, but he isn't the brightest lightbulb, I think they killed each other because he keep them all caged together too long. ::shakes head::

They were hares, so yes, that's why they killed each other. Once they are weaned and able to survive on their own, they no longer like to be around other hares. They will fight for their territroy, to the death.

Rabbits aren't rodents, rabbits are rabbits lol no worm like tail
Did you see the pic ?

Are rabbits rodents? - Alty

Yes.

rabbits arent rodents, rabbits are rabbits lol no worm like tail

Hee, hee. Rabbits aren't rodents, you're right. They're lagomorphs. :)

Got to run kids, time to get ready for my day, do a bit of cleaning and such.

Later all. :)

Okay, I want in on the game! New question! Do seahorses have ears?

Okay, I want in on the game! New question! Do seahorses have ears?

No, but they drink water.

Freshwater or saltwater?

... anyone else have a guess and explanation? C'mon... I know you want to know!

Okay, I want in on the game! New question! Do seahorses have ears?

Yes :)

No, but they drink water.

Well you can lead a seahorse to water, but you can't MAKE him drink!

Now, I said I wanted explanations! We've got one yes and one no.

They're on the side of their head just very tiny holes

Hey, did you know we're almost to the end of the hotel already?

Yep... we've noticed Retsy! Went by fast this time didn't it? I think we need to move into that other hotel down the street! What do you think guys? I'm enjoying the use of the credit card! :D

... don't you want to answer the seahorse question?

Oooh, sounds like a plan. Do they have a pool there? This one seems to be a little red, at times, and the walls ooze blood.

I hear they have a indoor beach and a waterslide!. and a dance club! :D But we have to take the ghosties with.

Well isn't this interesting! My houseguest who disrupted my life for over a week, and had promised to pay his way by doing errands, walk Niki, and do minor housecleaning, will now not answer any of my phonecalls! I've got more of a mess now than before he came, and put up with all of the nonsense that came along with him being here! Screwed again! Next time tell me I know better! Grrrrrrrr!

Will do starby :)

?? You guys all right? LOLOL

????? You guys alright? LOLOL

Is this a trick question? Will there be a test? :p

I can't speak for everyone else, but I'm okayish. ;)

if a loud noise is made do bunnies rear up on their hind legs, and go 'ooooh'

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Okayish... is that a new cult or something? Kind of like the Amish? Lol

Hee hee... ever try doing all your kids' valentines in one day? OH MY GOSH, I would give anything for this to be over... :)

LMAO, love it M. I see you have a new talent, care to share? :)

Hee hee....ever try doing all your kids' valentines in one day? OH MY GOSH, I would give anything for this to be over....:)

That was me yesterday Starty, and it wasn't fun. The kids have another 4 day weekend so they had the V-day party today. 40 cards for Jared, 20 for Sydney, I'm tired. Bah, I no likey V-day. :(

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Yer nuts! LOL! I want that cutie patutie Koala Bear that is all over the news!. sooo cute!

That was me yesterday Starty, and it wasn't fun. The kids have another 4 day weekend so they had the V-day party today. 40 cards for Jared, 20 for Sydney, I'm tired. Bah, I no likey V-day. :(

Poor you Alty, awwwwwwwww:(
You got it done htough;) You should be proud.

M, you really have a great mind:)

Hey Starbs, how's the wobbling?

Koala Bear? Ooooh, me too, me too! I love Koala Bears, they're fricking adorable. I hear that they're a bit mean though. Is it true M? ;)

M, you really have a great mind:)




Aaww thanks starty... your a sweety :)


Koala Bear? Ooooh, me too, me too! I love Koala Bears, they're fricking adorable. I hear that they're a bit mean though. Is it true M? ;)

YES... they can be Alty , they'll scratch etc if you approach them in the wild!

I'm still on the Amish thing. Sounds like a homeless, toothless guy that is sitting on the corner with his change can, calling a female passerby saying Ah mish? Do you have any spare change?

... and still, no one has answered my seahorse question!

The hobbler is hobbling Starty! Lol

Seahorses have ears and I'm not Amish. :)

How 'bout testicles? Do seahorses have those? I'm writing a book about seahorses. I'm doing research right now, so I need to know!

Yer nuts! LOL! I want that cutie patutie Koala Bear that is all over the news!!...sooo cute!
Your talking about Sam the Koala starby , he's on the mend now :)

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Really M, share the power, I want to know how to do that. Remember the church signs, I didn't abuse that power, you can trust me.

Starby, I don't know if seahorses have testicles, you're just going to have to peek. ;)

Really M, share the power, I want to know how to do that. Remember the church signs, I didn't abuse that power, you can trust me.

Starby, I don't know if seahorses have testicles, you're just going to have to peek. ;)

I might just wait till you beg a bit more LOL ;)

I might just wait till you beg a bit more LOL ;)

Ahhhh, was I begging? I don't beg, it's just not in me. Oh poo. Pretty please M, pretty, pretty, please? :D

I have a Golf Question?

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Sh*t , I forgot the Question :cool:

Hee, hee, M went daft becaue of a pretty girl, hee, hee. :)

Got to love men, flash them a little boob and they forget their own names. :)

Your talking about Sam the Koala starby , he's on the mend now :)

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Yep! That's the poor little guy. Oops, it's a girl. She had 3rd degree burns on her poor widdle feet... but now she has a boyfriend! :D

Alty, I found out about the seahorse! I gave him two test tickles! Booooo... yeah I know... I'm bored!

Aw, poor Starbykins, poor ducky, she's so bored that she's tickling seahorses testicles. Wow, that doesn't sound good. :(

I'm going out tonight, the Rush tribute concert with my Calofornia boy. I'm excited. :)

Did you use your feather starby? :D

Did you use your feather starby?? :D

Ahhhhhh! It's just typical country weather. :p

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Lol brilliance M :D

Kids, we only have 14 posts left.

Starby, are you setting up the new place?

lol brilliance M :D

LOL... glad you liked it Bear :) I try my best :cool:

I guess I have to set up the new place, unless one of you boys wants the honors.

Your good at it Alty , WOW this has to be the fastest thread ever , only 10 days old :eek:

I mentioned that we should move to the fancier haunted hotel down the block! I'm sure Batmans credit card still has lots of room!

Eek, I rented us a cabin on M's credit card. Sorry M. :)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/friends-fantastic-cabin-316714.html

How 'bout testicles? Do seahorses have those? I'm writing a book about seahorses. I'm doing research right now, so I need to know!

I do know that the male carries the young. (Sorry if someone else said this also, too long to read all this... :rolleyes:)

You should read back sheriff , the duck has been up to no good again ;)

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WOW!. who cares M... :D:D:D

Ha Ha , thought you might like that one ;)

Ha Ha , thought you might like that one ;)

Second radar in the Air Force... my training wouldn't allow me to miss anything that shape... Thank you... no, I really mean that... thank you.. Haha:D

... so far, from what I've got...

Starby's tickling a seahorse's testicle while wanting a koala...

Alty's... well, just being alty.

Friend's checking out gol.. f... er... holy cow. HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE?!

And... yep.

Badee a badee badeee

That's all folks!