wii if having fun, wiiiiiiii is having too much fun and a little something leaks out :D

Leaks out? That doesn't sound good. :(

[QUOTE=albear;1534817]its all good :) even the room spinning, been there got the t-shirt, woke up on some nice girls boobs (see i had my reason before im sure sneezy will find you hilarious when you phone up and your totally rat-arsed/QUOTE]

Boobs? Did you say boobs? I have boobs. :D

Sneezy will probably use anything I say against me in a court of law. No good can come of this, really. ;)

Rat-arsed? Hee, hee, I like that, sounds fun, sorta. ;)

Again, boobs? :cool:

I like drunken alty... who is a little obsessed with boobs lol

Wiiiiiii is Wii when I'm drunk. :D

This explanation is much better than mine :)

[QUOTE=Altenweg;1534829]

i like drunken alty........who is a little obsessed with boobs lol

Alty has really big boobs, it's hard not to be obsessed. ;)

32F baby, those aren't just a handful, heck, two hands might not even be enough. :eek:

Okay, am I really posting this? STARBY! You're supposed to stop me. :(

this explanation is much better than mine :)

I wrote that? I don't remember. :o

Hubby, beer me! :D

You're still suppose to be in your corner Alty! Who told you that it was time to leave! Back to your corner, or I'll take your toys away! :p

I need to catch up to you before my beer disappears!

[QUOTE=albear;1534838]

Alty has really big boobs, it's hard not to be obsessed. ;)

32F baby, those aren't just a handful, heck, two hands might not even be enough. :eek:

Okay, am I really posting this? STARBY! You're supposed to stop me. :(

Starby I think someone has had a few too many :o and needs a helping hand

We better help her into her corner! Quick... grab her beer! :D

There's no such thing as too many. Okay, maybe.

I don't like the corner, that's for bad girls, I'm good!

Toys? Which toys? Not those toys! Get away from those, you can't have them! Grrr, back off, back off!

SHERRIFF! Starby's stealing my toys. :(

The Sheriff can't help you now! He's got cuffs, and that wouldn't work now would it! That's no punishment!

We better help her into her corner!! Quick...grab her beer!! :D

Starby, buddy, you know you want to join me, how about a beer? Come on, all the cool kids are doing it, you don't want to be left out, do you? Just one sip, it's really groovy (did I just say that?) come on, it won't hurt you. :D

We better help her into her corner!! Quick...grab her beer!! :D

Agreed, alty no more beer for you OK, beer is bad for you
Its only good when your between 18 and 37

The Sheriff can't help you now!! He's got cuffs, and that wouldn't work now would it! That's no punishment!!

Did you say cuffs? Do you not know me at all? :D

Bring on the cuffs. :cool:

agreed, alty no more beer for you ok, beer is bad for you
its only good when your between 18 and 37

Hey! Who's side are you on? I thought you liked drunken Alty. :(

Hey! Who's side are you on? I thought you liked drunken Alty. :(

I do but drunken alty might be a little too drunk for her own good :) plus starby offered me your beer

Starby, buddy, you know you want to join me, how about a beer? Come on, all the cool kids are doing it, you don't want to be left out, do you? Just one sip, it's really groovy (did I just say that?) come on, it won't hurt you. :D

Groovy... GROOVY? you really are drunk :eek:

i do but drunken alty might be a little too drunk for her own good :) plus starby offered me your beer

My beer? No one gets my beer! You have to earn my beer, after all, I earned it! :)

Wow, have you ever scrolled down while writing a post, there's a whole bunch of stuff there, I'll have to try that another time, when I'm sober. ;)

groovy........GROOVY?, you really are drunk :eek:

Really? Are you sure? Doesn't everyone say groovy? Groovy baby! :D

My beer? No one gets my beer! You have to earn my beer, after all, I earned it! :)

Wow, have you ever scrolled down while writing a post, theres a whole bunch of stuff there, I'll have to try that another time, when I'm sober. ;)

Yep I have the ads who's on line: me, hi STRINGER
You and starby are invisible so we can't see you
Then other threads that might be similar to this one :)

Ill have to earn the beer another time because I'm off in a minute :)

MarkwithaK was there for a while, but he left.

Did I scare him off? I hope not.

Hi Stringer, I see you!

MarkwithaK was there for a while, but he left.

Did I scare him off? I hope not.

Hi Stringer, I see you!

Maybe it was your 32F's lol I'm going to keep reminding you how drunk you were lol :D

Stringer's gone too, what did I say?

Come back, I'm sorry, I'm drunk, nothing I say can be used against me.

I really shouldn't be posting on any other threads, that would be all bad.

You will forget everything Bear, yes you will, just focus on the ball, see the ball, this didn't happen, it was all a dream.

Oh my, I'm not a very good role model am I?

Poo. :(

Stringer's gone too, what did I say?

Come back, I'm sorry, I'm drunk, nothing I say can be used against me.

I really shouldn't be posting on any other threads, that would be all bad.

You will forget everything Bear, yes you will, just focus on the ball, see the ball, this didn't happen, it was all a dream.

Oh my, I'm not a very good role model am I?

Poo. :(

It doesn't matter anyhoo alty I've drank my fair share of bacardi and I think its getting to me, so ill probably forget anyhoo :D.
I'm sure you're a great role model in real life :)

I try Bear, I don't always succeed, but I try. :)

Wow, it's getting hard to type now. I had another beer, going for just one more. I'm a bit hammered. This isn't me, I don't know what's gotten into me. Wow, I'll pay tomorrow. :(

I'm sorry I scared everyone away. Looks like it's just you and me kid. ;)

I just ordered Chinese food! Geez I hate doing that! 13 million things on the *&#* menu! It better be yummy! Okay... back to the beer! :D

I try Bear, I don't always succeed, but I try. :)

Wow, it's getting hard to type now. I had another beer, going for just one more. I'm a bit hammered. This isn't me, I don't know what's gotten into me. Wow, I'll pay tomorrow. :(

I'm sorry I scared everyone away. Looks like it's just you and me kid.

Hmmmm about that its 5 am now and although I'm fairly awake if not a little tipsy myself :D I should go to bed, sorry to leave you by your lonesome :o but ill leave you with a parting gift
YouTube - Grandaddy - A.M. 180 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAbtVmciKFY)
g'night/morning/whatever I don't care anymore :D
Oh starby's here your not on your lonesome anymore :)

Beer, ah, the nectar of the Gods! :)

Chinese food? Me want, me want. Poo. :(

Starby mean. :(

hmmmm about that its 5 am now and although im fairly awake if not a little tipsy myself :D i should go to bed, sorry to leave you by your lonesome :o but ill leave you with a parting gift
YouTube - Grandaddy - A.M. 180 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAbtVmciKFY)
g'night/morning/whatever i dont care anymore :D

Night my little drunken friend. Sleep tight sweetie. I'll be sleeping in tomorrow, I'm pretty sure I'll have a headache. :(

Night Bear. :)

I'm wide awake... on second beer... don't know what I ordered... some war soup or something... and something with noodles... and some kind of sprouts... and shrimpy something... I don't know! LOL!

Did everyone go away? I'm not so sure about this Chinese Food! I only ordered it like 20 minutes ago, and it's here! Hmmmmm! How long has this been sitting around? Like how many cats can they skin in 20 minutes? Eeeeekkkk! I just grossed myself out, and that was mean! LOL! ;)

Eeeeeeuuuuuuggggghhhhh O.O

I know! I really wonder how long this food has been sitting around? I expected to wait a good hour for it at least, because I ordered a lot! Now I'm kind of scared! I didn't just order a normal "dinner for two" either! I ordered things that should have taken awhile! I'm just now remembering an episode of "Kitchen Nightmares!"

Is it still meowing?

Is it still meowing?

Funny... but not for Starby... (sad)... look closely at each bite... is there any movement?

You should be all right. Just try and eat around any tufts of fur/whiskers.

Ewwwww... you guys!! Just when I had a mouthful too! :( YUCK!

Cat Found. Tasted Like Chicken. Would You Like The Collar Back? (http://wouldyoulikethecollar.co.uk/)

Is it still meowing?

Lmao
YouTube - Chinese Food / Cat's In The Kettle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmXxrMC5Pv4)

lmao
YouTube - Chinese Food / Cat's In The Kettle (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmXxrMC5Pv4)

LMAO... good song Bear, very appropriate!:eek::D:rolleyes:

Thanks stringer
Cya later

thanks stringer
cya later

Yep.:)

How was the cat dinner Starby? Ewwww! ;)

Hi everyone, I have a headache, a really bad one. What was I thinking? Was I thinking? Ow! :(

::meow::... ::hiss::

Did you just hiss at me? Did you? :(

Okay, I've come to the conclusion that alcohol is evil, truly evil. I think I lost more than just a few brain cells last night, let's hope they were the weakest ones, otherwise I'm screwed. ;)

Grrrr, head pounding, really pounding, I feel yucky. :(

Does anyone know of a valid hangover cure that doesn't involve raw eggs and pigs blood?

I can think of something that will get your blood pumping!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/mini-dachshund-breeding-50742.html?=#post237482

Grrrr. Okay, I gave him a piece of my mind, and with the brain cells that I lost last night no longer at my disposal, this may not be good. :(

He needed a piece of everyone's mind! Grrrr! All of us are missing some now! LOL!

Will we ever get them back? Are they gone forever? Oh poo, this isn't good. :(

So, how's your house guest Starby? Did you buy the shock collar? ;)

Oh this is soooo much fun! I'll have to tell you later! ;)

Did you just hiss at me? Did you? :(

Okay, I've come to the conclusion that alcohol is evil, truly evil. I think I lost more than just a few brain cells last night, let's hope they were the weakest ones, otherwise I'm screwed. ;)

Grrrr, head pounding, really pounding, I feel yucky. :(

Does anyone know of a valid hangover cure that doesn't involve raw eggs and pigs blood?

Put your middle finger on your left hand on the tip of your nose. Look up, put your left hand on your right hip, click your heels, turn to the right exactly 3 1/2 times and then back to the left 1 1/2 times. Then jump up and down four times, all while still doing all the above. And finally, then drink some Alka Seltzer from the top lip of the glass and... *burp.*

In the middle of taking down all the outside Christmas displays,, didn't realize that I used 325 ground pegs to hold everything down...

Well I have the other half to take down and put away plus the lights and displays in the back yard...

Oh this is soooo much fun!! I'll have to tell you later! ;)

Maybe an electric cattle prod would work... better than a taser and doesn't leave scars... When he is on his fourth nap of the day... sneak up and ZZZZZZATTTT ZZAATTTTT!!

He'll get the point.. (pun intended).

Put your middle finger on your left hand on the tip of your nose. Look up, put your left hand on your right hip, click your heels, turn to the right exactly 3 1/2 times and then back to the left 1 1/2 times. Then jump up and down four times, all while still doing all the above. And finally, then drink some Alka Seltzer from the top lip of the glass and....*burp.*

In the middle of taking down all the outside Christmas displays,,,didn't realize that I used 325 ground pegs to hold everything down...

Well I have the other half to take down and put away plus the lights and displays in the back yard.......

You're still not done? Wow Stringer, didn't it take less time to put everything up? Wow! ;)

Does the above method really work? What if I substitute the Alka Seltzer with beer, you know, a bit of the hair of the dog that bit me. ;)

Maybe an electric cattle prod would work....better than a taser and doesn't leave scars....When he is on his fourth nap of the day...sneak up and ZZZZZZATTTT ZZAATTTTT!!

He'll get the point..(pun intended).

I'm a bit worried that you know this. How do you know it? How? Tell us, we want to know. I sense a story behind this. ;)

I'm a bit worried that you know this. How do you know it? How? Tell us, we want to know. I sense a story behind this. ;)

I know many things, some need security clearance to tell...

Later, got to move now to finish... damn it.:rolleyes:

Later Stringer, don't hurt yourself, take lots of breaks, remember, you're no spring chicken. ;)

Yawn, stretch, can I have a nap?

Oh, I'm going to have to tell you guys about this. His wife needs a lobotomy, I tell you! I am furious!

Call me Starbs, we'll talk. :)

Put your middle finger on your left hand on the tip of your nose. Look up, put your left hand on your right hip, click your heels, turn to the right exactly 3 1/2 times and then back to the left 1 1/2 times. Then jump up and down four times, all while still doing all the above. And finally, then drink some Alka Seltzer from the top lip of the glass and....*burp.*

In the middle of taking down all the outside Christmas displays,,,didn't realize that I used 325 ground pegs to hold everything down...

Well I have the other half to take down and put away plus the lights and displays in the back yard.......

Stringy? I tried this method! I stuck my finger up my nose because I couldn't keep my finger on the tip... I looked up and broke my finger... I put my hand on my right hip, and tried to click my heels and fell into the wall... I jumped up fell down, jumped up fell down, four times! Now I have a broken finger, a broken hip, a broken ankle, and I broke my shoes! :mad: Which medical journal did you get this *%$#* advice from? I'm going to sue!

Stringy? I tried this method! I stuck my finger up my nose because I couldn't keep my finger on the tip....I looked up and broke my finger....I put my hand on my right hip, and tried to click my heels and fell into the wall....I jumped up fell down, jumped up fell down, four times! Now I have a broken finger, a broken hip, a broken ankle, and I broke my shoes!! :mad: Which medical journal did you get this *%$#* advice from? I'm going to sue!!

I fell on my a$$ using this method, I think I broke something. No, not the floor! :eek:

I agree Starby, we should sue!

Where did everyone go? :(

Do I smell funny?

Waaaaaaaaa!

I'mmmmm back... so sore that I can hardly type... I had a lot of s**t...

Everything outside is taken down, all in marked boxes, some downstairs in the basement but a ton still in the garage... Won't be getting the cars in there tonight!

Got to rest, I have a 4 hour meeting tomorrow with my illustrious business partner... always fun :( He's in need of a heart transplant... no he just needs a conscious and a personalty. And to realize that others are not here just to feed his narcissism.

Call me Starbs, we'll talk. :)

I will when I can talk in private and not have ears around! I've wanted to all day! Grrrr!

I will when I can talk in private and not have ears around!! I've wanted to all day!! Grrrr!!

I am sensing that this situation is festering and that there is no plan for withdraw... gawd... this sounds familiar... of yeah Iraq! Ooooohhhh... yes help is needed... better put together a plan Starduck, very soon... he may start getting his bills at your address... and someone (?) may have to do his laundry too.

Ahhhhhh, I feel better... hugs! Hope you all had a nice weekend;)

Did you enjoy your weekend start :) ?

DID! I never got to see our friends from Alaska, as soon as they were up in the air, their three year old ruptured BOTH ear drums, they decided not to come. Sad, but understandable. I didn't get as crazy as I "could" have, but it was fun n one the less, and I met a bunch of "new" friends... good people. Uhhhhhh... The kids had a good time and I am done with my MUCH needed NAP... all I need now is a shower and my yummy fried potatoes that are cooking as we speak!
Bear, how was yours?;)

Aww well at least you enjoyed yourself :)
My weekend was... OK, I kind of should have done more work that I should have, but oh well ill have to catch it up some time soon :)

Well g'night start and everyone else that may be here but I don't know about :)

I am sensing that this situation is festering and that there is no plan for withdraw.....gawd....this sounds familiar...of yeah Iraq! Ooooohhhh...yes help is needed.....better put together a plan Starduck, very soon.......he may start getting his bills at your address.....and someone (?) may have to do his laundry too.

Oh no! I do nobody's laundry! In fact I'm not even crazy about doing my own! :p I also don't do windows, toilets where someone has missed the seat :rolleyes: , nor am I a built in alarm clock! He's gone... at least for now. He can't come back here to stay. He can only come to pick up his clothes, and whatever it was that wifey threw in the snow. He's over at "her" house, because she called here whining. They deserve each other!

Oh no! I do nobody's laundry! In fact I'm not even crazy about doing my own! :p I also don't do windows, toilets where someone has missed the seat :rolleyes: , nor am I a built in alarm clock! He's gone...at least for now. He can't come back here to stay. He can only come to pick up his clothes, and whatever it was that wifey threw in the snow. He's over at "her" house, because she called here whining. They deserve each other!

He's gone? How the heck did you manage that? Wow.

Sorry I couldn't take your call Starby, I'm getting the munchkins ready for bed, Syd's in the bath right now and then it's story time and bed time.

I'll email you when I'm free. K?

He's gone? How the heck did you manage that? Wow.

Sorry I couldn't take your call Starby, I'm getting the munchkins ready for bed, Syd's in the bath right now and then it's story time and bed time.

I'll email you when I'm free. K?

Okay! If I don't answer though, let me know how long you'll be up. I seriously need to lay down for awhile! My leg is aching, and so is my head! :(

Oh. Starby, go lay down, we can talk tomorrow, no worries. Call me around 10am tomorrow if you're up, or 9am, whichever. :)

Well, I am back. I have to big of a headache to try and catch up. Way too much stuff went on I am sure. Well, Good morning of anybody is up. Since it is only a little after 6 in the morning I doubt anybody is. Especially in Canada since it is around 4:30. LoL.

This is an automatic message just in case Veggie is up early in the morning. Canada does not turn their lights on until 7am. This message shall self destruct if not read before daylight.

This is an automatic message just in case Veggie is up early in the morning. Canada does not turn their lights on until 7am. This message shall self destruct if not read before daylight.

Lol. Well, it was read, so I guess the message shall remain in tact. Veggie is up!

Morning Adam...

Is this a private posting or can anyone join? Stumbled on your posts and learnt some v funny sayings that I think I'm going to pinch and pass off as my own, hope you's don't mind :p

Good Morning Stringer! How are you this morning? Things warm your way? It is reaching 60 around here which is strange.

Good Morning Stringer! How are you this morning? Things warm your way? It is reaching 60 around here which is strange.

Hey Adam... yeah some rain today and 64 tomorrow... you aren't that far from me you know?

Morning Irishgirl, welcome to the 'nuthouse.' :eek::D:eek:

Is this a private posting or can anyone join?? Stumbled on your posts and learnt some v funny sayings that I think i'm going to pinch and pass off as my own, hope you's don't mind :p

I believe all is welcome, if you play nice. Well, actually forget that last part.

Hey Adam...yeah some rain today and 64 tomorrow...you aren't that far from me ya know?

Morning Irishgirl, welcome to the 'nuthouse.' :eek::D:eek:

Yea, maybe 5 hours away or so. I figured we were looking around the same forecast.

Yea, maybe 5 hours away or so. I figured we was looking around the same forecast.

You are 5 hours from Chicago?

I believe all is welcome, if you play nice. Well, actually forget that last part.

Hey! Who said we don't have to play nice? The ghosties get the people that don't play nice you know! :p

Stringy? You're the Sheriff in this ole hick town. Can't you get some law and order here?

Aaaaaa yeah... *cough* *cough*.. well Misssy, you have to follow the 'straight and narrow' here... ya know pilgrim?

You are 5 hours from Chicago?

Yea, I have an aunt that lives in Chicago and when she comes and visits, it takes her about 5 hours to get here.

Hey! Who said we don't have to play nice? The ghosties get the people that don't play nice ya know!! :p

Well, then you better start playing nice then Staby. Lol

Yea, I have an aunt that lives in Chicago and when she comes and visits, it takes her about 5 hours to get here.

Where are you in Indiana Adam?

Well, then you better start playing nice then Staby. lol

:eek::eek::eek: I see dead people!

Where are you in Indiana Adam?

Well, you probably haven't heard of it, but Bedford, Indiana. The closest big town to it is Bloomington.

Well, you probably haven't heard of it, but Bedford, Indiana. The closest big town to it is Bloomington.

Bloomington Illinois? NO, can't be Illinois, What part of the State north, central, south...

Irishgirlie... did Starby scare you away?? Come back... bark is worst than her punches...

Is this a private posting or can anyone join?? Stumbled on your posts and learnt some v funny sayings that I think i'm going to pinch and pass off as my own, hope you's don't mind :p

Sorry Irishgirl, I never did say hi! We just get caught up in being silly. Of course you are welcome here. Just be prepared for our silliness sometimes! :D You can use our sayings. We come up with strange things all of the time! LOL!

Poor you's! Its snowing here and you can't see your hand in front of your face because of the fog, plus I work outside:( Anyone feel sorry for me?

Poor you's! its snowing here and you can't see your hand in front of your face cos of the fog, plus I work outside:( Anyone feel sorry for me?

I DON'T!!

You live in beautiful Ireland girlie ! What a beautiful country... you should be ashamed of yourself... how can you ever complain? Shape up!! :) :)

Only if you feel sorry for me! We've got 2 feet of snow! Okay... I'll feel sorry for you. ;) What do you do outside?

Ur right I am ashamed of myself,slap my hand! - Ireland is gorgeous at this time of year but very cold. I'm a civil engineer so work on a building site in the middle of nowhere and it's cold. I might have frost bite!!

Well, no snow here, it all melted since it warmed up. Sorry that some of you have snow. Umm, Stringer, it is probably central, but maybe close to the south. It's about 90 miles south of Indy.

Wel... get a few of those strong Irish boys to crowd around you... that should do the trick hon... right Starby and Adam????

Ur right I am ashamed of myself,slap my hand! - Ireland is gorgeous at this time of year but very cold. I'm a civil engineer so work on a building site in the middle of nowhere and it's cold. I might have frost bite!!!

I have always wanted to go to Ireland. A big part of my background is Irish. Sorry about the cold. Does it get far below 0?

What is the temp. there in Ireland? It was -43 degrees Celsius (which is the same in Farenheit) here a few weeks ago, and we were warned to cover any expossed skin, or it would freeze in under a minute!

Sounds like an interesting job!

Well, no snow here, it all melted since it warmed up. Sorry that some of you have snow. Umm, Stringer, it is probably central, but maybe close to the south. It's about 90 miles south of Indy.

Yeah... you are pretty much... down there... aren't you... :)

Wel............................................... ........get a few of those strong Irish boys to crowd around ya...that should do the trick hon..... right Starby and Adam????

Exactly!!

Yeah...you are pretty much ...down there..... aren't ya.....:)

Yea, pretty much. I like it here though. It is close to Tennessee, which I love going there. I would have moved down there and bought a cabin, but unfortunately I just bought a cabin by a lake out in the country here. Lol

Starduck... you left again without saying goodbye.. . Hummmmmmmptppppt !

Yea, pretty much. I like it here though. It is close to Tennessee, which I love going there. I would have moved down there and bought a cabin, but unfortunately I just bought a cabin by a lake out in the country here. Lol

Cabin in the woods, near a lake?

I just wrote something! Look back a page! Are you sleepy Sheriff?

Do you guys know that I just opened the hotel last Tuesday, and we are already at 1106 posts? Holy cow! We have less than 400 to go!

I just wrote something!! Look back a page! Are you sleepy Sheriff?

Well you snuck it in when I wasn't looking... you 'experts' all all the same you know... tricky :D:):)

Cabin in the woods, near a lake?

Yes, is that OK? Or is that a bad thing? Haha

Yes, is that ok? or is that a bad thing? haha

NO, of course not... it just breads jealousy... you know how it is...

Feel bad now its only about minus 2 but that pretty bad for us! I think all the strong Irish boys were stolen by America leaving us with nothing but the oldies:mad:, Aw well. You should come to Ireland before it gets even ore commercial, steer clear Dublin though rip of city!

Yes! Us experts are sneaky people... in fact if you read up above, I secretly added something! LOL! We are going to shut down this hotel pretty quick! :( We're not done with Batmans credit card yet! I think we may have to extend our stay! :p

Feel bad now its only about minus 2 but that pretty bad for us! I think all the strong Irish boys were stolen by America leaving us with nothing but the oldies:mad:, Aw well. You should come to Ireland before it gets even ore commercial, steer clear Dublin tho rip of city!!

We wear bathing suits when it's -2! :eek: LOL!

I'm kidding... it gets up to plus 45 in the summer! (That's about 105 or so for you Americans!)

We don't weven wear them in the summer! Nobody wants to see pale white see through skin of the Irish - it would put you off your dinner

Feel bad now its only about minus 2 but that pretty bad for us! I think all the strong Irish boys were stolen by America leaving us with nothing but the oldies:mad:, Aw well. You should come to Ireland before it gets even ore commercial, steer clear Dublin tho rip of city!!

Aaaaah ha... tell her Adam, I could be her father... aaaah maybe more haha...

I am sure that there are a lot of 'strapping' young Irish guys wanting to just keep you warm... you may need protection from the "Sheriff" you know... just call... I'll bring my good looking Deputy too... :)

It's a date - don't you be gettingmy hopes up now and leaving me all dissapointed! How do you know you could be my father,does my age come up?

Aaaaah ha...tell her Adam, I could be her father.....aaaah maybe more haha....

I am sure that there are a lot of 'strapping' young Irish guys wanting to just keep ya warm....you may need protection from the "Sheriff" ya know...just call....I'll bring my good looking Deputy too....:)

The Sheriff is flirting so early in the morn? Heehee! Silly Sheriff! Leave the young Irish girls alone! I'll go tell Marta on you! LOL ;)

Yes!! Us experts are sneaky people...in fact if you read up above, I secretly added something! LOL! We are going to shut down this hotel pretty quick! :( We're not done with Batmans credit card yet!! I think we may have to extend our stay!! :p

What changes? I don't see no 'stinkin' changes!:)

Are you's all in Canada or America then? Been to Boston for Paddy's last year but never to Canada,would love to go though

What changes? I don't see no 'stinkin' changes!:)

Drunk this early? Hahaha! Okay, maybe you caught the edit then. I'll give you credit!

Irishgirl, you better watch the Sheriff! He turns me into a Duck all of the time. You never know what he is up to! :eek:

... by the way, he's 82 yrs old... ::running fast:: Hahahaha!

The Sheriff is flirting so early in the morn? Heehee! Silly Sheriff! Leave the young Irish girls alone! I'll go tell Marta on you!! LOL ;)

I never flirt, the Sheriff has his standards... she was told that I am... aaaaahhhh older? I am trying to get this Fair Lass an Irish boy to keep her warm... that's all... Geeeese you guys!

Tell her Adam... I am as pure as the driven snow... :rolleyes:

Drunk this early? Hahaha!! Okay, maybe ya caught the edit then. I'll give ya credit!

Irishgirl, you better watch the Sheriff! He turns me into a Duck all of the time. You never know what he is up to! :eek:

.......by the way, he's 82 yrs old....::running fast:: Hahahaha!!

Where is that damn gun when I need it ? :D:D:eek:

Are you's all in Canada or America then? Been to Boston for Paddy's last year but never to Canada,would love to go though

I'm in Canada. The rest that are on right now are from the States. Canada is nice in both winter and summer if you don't have to live here when it turns really cold, and you have to shovel, your car won't start, and your dog knocks you over and you end up on crutches (long story right guys? Lol) but in the summer it's swealtering hot!

Don't need help in the boy department thanks,their all mad anyway, or maybe just the one's I meet... swear I have some kind of weirdo magnet, I just don't know how to switch it off!

don't need help in the boy department thanx,their all mad anyway, or maybe just the one's I meet.......... swear I have some kind of weirdo magnet, I just don't know how to switch it off!

Scrape off the glue! LOL!

Yes, Sir Stringer, or Sherriff Stringer it is now, is probably old enough to be your father. Although I think Starby is being a bit mean saying that he is 82. Lol... and right, I almost forgot to say that he is very pure as the driven snow. Lol

Well... ya have to contain the flirtin' stuff lassie... I know it is hard for women to do that... QUICK.......DUCK!

NO not you Starbduck...

How very dare you I don't flirt I'm far to busy and important! :p:D:rolleyes:

how very dare you I don't flirt i'm far to busy and important!!:p:D:rolleyes:

Ok sweet... We be takin' your word on that one...


WEll guys it is 7:10 am and I have to go conquer the world... again... it is getting tiring... :rolleyes:

Later...

Nice to meet you Irish... :)

Thank stringer enjoy work - it's 1.10pm here so going home soon ha

I think I slept wrong on my jaw on Saturday. It hurt yesterday, and today it feels like it is locked in place and I can barely open it. Hmm...

See you later Stringer! It be 8:11 here

I only found out that I clench my teeth when I sleep, it's really sore. Plus I was at a wedding at the weekend and fell on the dance floor, didn't hurt but have 1 hell of a bruise on my foot. Everyone else found it funnier than me though uummm...

Hmm... Must have bored Stabry to sleep. Or are you just too good to join the conversation. Lol

What up with you guys and hurting yourselves? I never do that at all!. not me! LOL!

I was off on the pet forum telling someone off... haha! I needed my morning rant!

What up with you guys and hurting yourselves? I never do that at all!!...not me!! LOL!!

Hmm... something about a hurt leg. That seems SO familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it. Do you have any clues? LOL

Think you protest too much starbuck8 - you're a faller aren't? Forgot to add,had brought a date with me to the wedding, only third date and he had to pick me up! Classy or what :)

Hmm...something about a hurt leg. That seems SO familiar but I can't quite put my finger on it. Do you have any clues? LOL

Clues you say? Hmmm! I believe it had something to do with a dog and snow?. and crawling through said snow while said dog was licking my face... and dumb brother next door not hearing me scream? But, I could be wrong! It could all be a dream! Wait!. what are these crutches doing here? :p

I laughed so hard there that tea came down my nose! God aren't brothers crap, mine thought it was funny at christmas to put the very jaggy edge of swirty cream in mouth and press! All through christmas I had a fat lip and a look that could break glass!

Clues you say? Hmmm! I believe it had something to do with a dog and snow?...and crawling through said snow while said dog was licking my face....and dumb brother next door not hearing me scream? But, I could be wrong! It could all be a dream! Wait!...what are these crutches doing here? :p

Well, that is horrible. If in fact it wasn't a dream. So, did you get lucky and not have to get a cast?

Well I know this is going to sound stupid... but it wouldn't be the first time! Shudup a yer face and stop agreeing... I can see you knodding yer heads... I can you know! But, I have to say goodnite now. It's 6:30am, and I need to go sleepy bye. Painkillers have kicked in, and I need to snooze now! ::yawn:: ::clunk::

Later gators!

Well, that is horrible. If in fact it wasn't a dream. So, did you get lucky and not have to get a cast?

Yes thankfully no cast! Probably a couple months to heal though! :(

Good night,nice talking to you

Goodnight Starby. Don't question me if your jewelry goes missing while you are asleep

Good night,nice talking to you

You too! 'I'll be back'... ::doing my best Arnold Schwartzeneger impression::

Goodnight Starby. Don't question me if your jewelry goes missing while you are asleep

I know where you're hiding the Superbowl ring! Just a warning! :p G'nite!

I know where you're hiding the Superbowl ring! Just a warning!! :p G'nite!

Note well taken. Goodnight!

What the heck is a superbowl ring?

What the heck is a superbowl ring?

Are you familiar with Football?

Man... I feel guilty... left Mom home on the couch with a broken ankle. At least I have cable that she can watch! :(

Only european or Gaelic football not American

Man... I feel guilty... left Mom home on the couch with a broken ankle. At least I have cable that she can watch! :(

Well, that isn't too bad. How are you this morning?

only european or Gaelic football not American

Ok, well, the Superbowl is a football game played in February between the 2 best teams in the American Football Conference(AFC) and National Football Conference(NFC) The winning team of the Superbowl gets a Superbowl ring. All the players do. It's a pretty big thing in the States

Well, that isn't too bad. How are you this morning?

I'm good. It's Monday. I have coffee. Nuff said. :)

I'm good. It's Monday. I have coffee. Nuff said. :)

True. I am cutting myself off the coffee. I drink way too much and I am afraid I am becoming addicted. So, I quit drinking coffee and pop and all that bad stuff. Haha. I need to lose weight. I am getting fat. LOL

Irishgirl: Do you dance?

Quite clumsy,can dance a little,they made us at school. Do you?

Yes. My daughter and I are students at the Rhythm of Ireland. We've got 2 ceili teams going to World's along with a solo male.

It's a requirement in school?

Good Morning...

::crossing fingers for a quick day and week and not a lot of clomping of high heel shoes on hardwood this week::

Probably just wishful thinking. :D

<------ Doesn't do high heels. They are evil objects designed only to inflict pain.

In Ireland it depends which school you go to and which part of the country your in, also if your teacher is a bit of a rebel! Are you from Ireland? Congrats on the ceili though tough going and strong ankles needed

I don't wear them either but that is all my boss wears, it's like a nails on the chalkboard warning, here I come to complain... LOL.

Justwantfair: I'll trade listening to high heels for the snoring my boss does in the afternoon.

Irishgirl: Irish on my dad's side way back. Traced to a jail keeper in County Antrim in early 1800s.

God you's Americans will do anything to be Irish,only joking! I'm there right now for work but I'm from Tyrone,right on the border lucky me!

IG: You have no idea. You should hear the fake Irish accents at the feisanna.

You shuold hear the real one's! Except mine,mine's lovely of course. I have friends who live 5 miles away and I can't understand them culchies

I wish I could find a computer language course for Irish. Rosetta Stone doesn't sell one. I hate sounding like an idiot trying to pronouce the various Irish words I come across in competition.

Like what words e.g.?
Feis - fay ash
Ceili - kay lee
Gaelic - gay lick ha

Morning kids. I see we have a new client at the hotel. Welcome Irishgirl, I'm Alty. :)

Wow, last night the hotel was extremely slow, this morning I get up and there are 10 pages to read. Why do you all get gabby when I'm gone?

Wow, last night the hotel was extremely slow, this morning I get up and there are 10 pages to read. Why do you all get gabby when I'm gone?

It's Monday morning... all of us "working" are back to update about our weekends ;)

Got those! It's more of the names of schools and commissions I come into contact with like

An Coimisiun le Rinci Gaelacha
Ár Rincí Fóirne
Eimir Ni Mhaoileidigh
Scoil na dTri

Names like that are the ones I come across. I can guess about school and commission meanings, but would like to feel more confident in my pronunciation so I don't stick out as the noob.

It's Monday morning... all of us "working" are back to update about our weekends ;)

I work, really I do! I have kids, pets, a house that's never clean no matter how much I clean it, I paint, I do woodworking, I shovel snow... should I go on? ;)

Oh poo, now I feel like I need to get off my arse and do something. Poo. :(

I work, really I do! I have kids, pets, a house that's never clean no matter how much I clean it, I paint, I do woodworking, I shovel snow....... should I go on? ;)

I was really talking about myself, since I am at work and only working in between here and there...

Boy, did a guilty conscience ever get you to babble... LOL :D

I was really talking about myself, since I am at work and only working in between here and there...

Boy, did a guilty conscience ever get you to babble... LOL :D

I know, it sucks, guilt gets me every time. :(

Hee, hee, I was just playing with you Justy, it's what I do. :)

I know, it sucks, guilt gets me every time. :(

Hee, hee, I was just playing with you Justy, it's what I do. :)

Ok, so it's my guilt that has me babbling... I am just stressed living on little sleep and stressful nights.

Countdown - 18 days... WOOHOO.

18 days to what? Sorry if I'm being nosy.

18 days until I have the written recommendation from my daughter's attorney in the LONGEST most ugly drawn out custody battle in history... I would say some 6 years.

18 days until what? You going on vaca? I wish I was! :)

My friend from California is coming for a 5 day visit on Thursday so I have plans for the next bit. The kids have another 4 days weekend coming up even though they just had a 4 day weekend. My house is a disaster and I'm tired of cleaning it only to have it messed up minutes later. :(

Okay, I know, waa, waa, waa, suck it up Alty. ;)

18 days until I have the written recommendation from my daughter's attorney in the LONGEST most ugly drawn out custody battle in history... I would say some 6 years.

We posted at the same time.

Wow, 6 years, that's nasty. I'm glad it's coming to an end. :)

We posted at the same time.

Wow, 6 years, that's nasty. I'm glad it's coming to an end. :)

Not as glad as I am... $30,000.00 later.

Wow Justy, I can't imagine.

You really do have something to celebrate then, get some wine, have a toast to it finally being over. I'll toast with you, just say when. :)

Congrats, Just. I can't imagine. 30k and 6 years. You should commended for going the distance for your child.

Yeah, well I have tried the compromising, tried to work for her alone, just don't have a partner who is compliant for the right reasons.

I just wish he had been sensible enough to want to spend $75,000.00 on college, not padding other people pocketbooks.

Oh I will be celebrating, I can't WAIT!

My attorney - $15,000
My daughter's attorney - $10,000
Ex's attorney - at least $20,000
The look on his face when this is all over - PRICELESS...

I am making the Tshirt to hand him and his attorney after court...

I am just praying he doesn't want to take it to trial and I know that it won't be over even after the recommendation, he can refile for custody modification every two years and I have NO doubt that he will.

Well, is it nap time at the hotel?

I put everyone to sleep, is that what you are trying to say Adam?

Not by any means Justy. I just keep cheking in and nobody is talking. So, I figured it was nap time.

Ok, so my boss just decided that the 1/2 inch standard indentation in Word is not correct. I must space in the five spaces!

UMMMMMMM OK, whatever.

I love the shirt by the way

Ok, so my boss just decided that the 1/2 inch standard indentation in Word is not correct. I must space in the five spaces!!

UMMMMMMM ok, whatever.

Wow, that is a pain. My boss isn't smart enough to realize anything like that. He just says do it and we say OK, and if he doesn't like it then we say it is the best that can be done and that is all he knows. LOL

I just smile and inside I shake my head. I have tried explaining. She get fired up pretty easy.

I see. That isn't fair. I wish just once a week, we could tell our bosses off. It would be healthy for us.

LOL, right.

Yea, it would be nice though. I am tired. I think I am ready for a nap.

Yeah, well I have tried the compromising, tried to work for her alone, just don't have a partner who is compliant for the right reasons.

I just wish he had been sensible enough to want to spend $75,000.00 on college, not padding other people pocketbooks.

Oh I will be celebrating, I can't WAIT!!

My attorney - $15,000
My daughter's attorney - $10,000
Ex's attorney - at least $20,000
The look on his face when this is all over - PRICELESS....

I am making the Tshirt to hand him and his attorney after court...

I am just praying he doesn't want to take it to trial and I know that it won't be over even after the recommendation, he can refile for custody modification every two years and I have NO doubt that he will.

Don't forget to take your camera to capture the look on his face when he reads the T-shirt! I love it! It's too bad that it couldn't have been amicable, and the money couldn't have gone to benefit your daughters future! Some people just have to be right fighters! :rolleyes:

Let's see... from dancing to bosses to typing... sounds good...

Starduck.. have you been taking notes again?

It has been a slow day in here without any of you guys. I am about to die!

It has been a slow day in here without any of you guys. I am about to die!

I was here 16 minutes ago... :)

16 minutes ago huh? Sorry I missed you. Well, It's rounding 5 o'clock so I am going to go clock out and head home. See you in the morning.

Let's see...from dancing to bosses to typing....sounds good...

Starduck..have you been taking notes again?

Always taking notes! Muuwwaaahahahaha! :p

16 minutes ago huh? Sorry I missed you. Well, It's rounding 5 o'clock so I am going to go clock out and head home. See ya in the morning.

I had to get up at 4:30 am this morning Adam... tomorrow I'm hoping to sleep until 7:30 am... but we'll see... :rolleyes:

Good night,

Okay, I'm beginning to think that I smell bad or something, it was slow today and then as soon as I leave it perks up. What's up with that? :(

Anyone here. I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me.

Oh, and where was M yesterday? Hmmmm.

Oh poo. :(

Okay, I'm beginning to think that I smell bad or something, it was slow today and then as soon as I leave it perks up. What's up with that? :(

Anyone here. I'm all alone, there's no one here beside me.

Oh, and where was M yesterday? Hmmmm.

Oh poo. :(

Boo...

Ahhhhhhhhhh! You scared me, made me spill my beer. Bad Stringer, bad boy!

Oh, but I am glad to see you, I was lonely. :)

Oh, and where was M yesterday? Hmmmm.

Oh poo. :(

Day off yesterday , I think I might take all Mondays off from now ;)

And now I have over 50 pages to read to catch up , boy you guys were chatty this weekend. This is going to be the fastest thread ever :eek:

Day off yesterday , I think I might take all Mondays off from now ;)

And now I have over 50 pages to read to catch up , boy you guys were chatty this weekend. This is going to be the fastest thread ever :eek:

"All Mondays off..." I would vote for you, where do I send donations? :p

"All Mondays off..." I would vote for you, where do I send donations? :p

LOL... I might actually do it for a while stringer. I have 15 years of Long service leave that I need to whittle away , I'm a liability if you know what I mean ;)

I can't believe this! 1208 posts! We've set a record I'm sure! Batman, have you checked the balance on your credit card? We do have a million dollar line of credit don't we? We may have to extend our stay! Everyone sees Haunted Hotel, and FREE, and they come 'a running! Heehee!

M, take a vacation, come visit me and Wiggy in Canada, do it in the summer though, seeing as you're in Australia, a warmer climate, you may not survive here in winter. ;)

The fold out couch is yours anytime, and we plan on going on a nice camping trip this year, there's more than enough room for you. :)

I can't believe this! 1208 posts! We've set a record I'm sure! Batman, have you checked the balance on your credit card? We do have a million dollar line of credit don't we? We may have to extend our stay! Everyone sees Haunted Hotel, and FREE, and they come 'a runnin!! Heehee!!

Oh no, looks like M will be working Mondays after all. ;)

Oh no, looks like M will be working Mondays after all. ;)

Oops! Sorry 'bout yer luck Batman! :p You can do some work from the pub though can't you? :D

Alty, I'll call you in about 20 okayyy?

Oops! Sorry 'bout yer luck Batman! :p You can do some work from the pub though can't ya? :D

Alty, I'll call ya in about 20 okayyy?

I just set my watch, don't be late. ;)

M, you could always get another job to pay off the credit card, perhaps a maid, I've got an outfit you could wear free of charge. ;)

Alty's in a mood today kids, just warning you! :eek:

LOL... I have sponsors lined up to pay the Credit Card bill ;) So I might still take Mondays off :D

LOL...............I have sponsors lined up to pay the Credit Card bill ;) So I might still take Mondays off :D

Sponsors? Will they sponsor me? What do you need to do to get sponsors? I want sponsors. ;)

:( No cake? Where the heck is that Genie? If he thinks he's getting vacation pay he's mistaken!! ;)


Genie's taking Mondays off too :D

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Darn, now there's no genie for three whole days? How will we survive? How I ask you? No good can come of this. :(

Off for a meeting , back in an hour or so

Off for a meeting , back in an hour or so

We'll be waiting... :D

M are the terrible fires in SE Australia anywhere near you? I read that the death count is about 130 people... I hope you are OK?

Batman! Back away from the fire! I haven't heard about the fires! Batman has super powers though right? Stay safe!

Seriously, does the "Stimulous Package" Presidential Conference, need to be on every channel? Don't we already know how much this is going to accomplish? Uuhhgg! Okay, that was my little rant. ;)

I'm off to have some dinner and watch a movie! :D

M are the terrible fires in SE Australia anywhere near you? I read that the death count is about 130 people...I hope you are ok?

I'm fine thanks stringer , their not that close to me. I sent you an email back.

This one's Sneezy's fault, blame him.

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I can't believe this! 1208 posts! We've set a record I'm sure! Batman, have you checked the balance on your credit card? We do have a million dollar line of credit don't we? We may have to extend our stay! Everyone sees Haunted Hotel, and FREE, and they come 'a runnin!! Heehee!!

Yup, I think that yes. It's the first thread that filled with so much posts so quickly!! Waooh! Kepp up the good work guys!

M, where exactly in Australia are you? The fires spread nearly all over to Melbourne :eek:!!

Ok, I'm back off to tuition... sigh!!

Yup, i think that yes. It's the first thread that filled with so much posts so quickly!!! Waooh!! Kepp up the good work guys!

M, where exactly in Australia are you? The fires spred nearly all over to Melbourne :eek:!!!

Hi Unky! Batman is okay! We sent out the troops to save him! LOL! Although if he gets in trouble he can always use his "bat skills!" :D He's quite far away from the fires, so he's told me. He won't be a roasted bat anytime soon! :eek: ;)

I hope you're having a good day Unky! Time for me to get to bed. Much too late once again!

Good Morning! Well, Just to say, it is 7:22 a.m. I get to work at 6:00 a.m. and here I set spending the first half of my morning at work on AMHD. That probably isn't good is it?

That's how I start my day, Adam.

Good Morning... :)

I feel like if I had internet access at work, it may not be such a bad idea. I mean, I can reroute my laptop to get internet access via blackberry, but it's DIAL UP, and it's OH SO SLOW... it's like pulling teef!

Anyone doing anything interesting?

I'm... uh... working?

Getting a re-inspection by the health department... hopefully... today.

I go pick up my new car today... woohoo.

Totaled out my car two weeks ago, so I am excited.

That sounds fun - sort of - not really...

I heard that you shouldn't total the new one...

Brings bad karma.

I heard that you shouldn't total the new one...

brings bad karma.

Definitely on my goal list.

You weren't hurt, were you?

You weren't hurt, were you?

Just really sore the next couple of days, nothing major.

Thank you for asking.

I knew the plus temps. With no snow just wouldn't last!

Haha! G'mornin kids!

Are you cold Starby? I feel nice and toasty warm. :)

Naw, not cold! Inside under my blankie! :p

I'm sweating, it's hot, really hot, okay, not hot, but warm, ish. ;)

Got to clean today, no more putting it off, tomorrow has come today, got to do it, got to!

My maid better show up today or he's in big trouble. Or, will it be trouble if he shows up? I'm not sure! Lol

You still have a maid Starby? I thought he went home to his original owner.

He did thank God, but he still owes me for his "keep!" He's not off the hook that easy! This probably sounds really weird for anyone that doesn't know what we're talking about! LOL

Starby, we always sound weird, even when people do know what we're talking about. :)

Got to clean, I'll be back during my breaks.

Have fun cleaning! Yuck! ;)

Starby, we always sound weird, even when people do know what we're talking about. :)

Gotta clean, I'll be back during my breaks.

Sooooooo... who is this speaking truth? Haha :D:rolleyes: :eek: HELP ME... *running*

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Sooooooo...who is this speaking truth? haha :D:rolleyes: :eek: HELP ME ....*running*

I can run faster than you Stringer! :D

I can run faster than you Stringer! :D

M... plan D... quickly Plan D!! Run defense for me... .quickly ...huuuuurrrrrrrryyyyyy...she is gaining ground on me... :eek::eek: