Mmm... I call dibs on the grasshoppers!

BTW: my Mom did fracture her ankle. Bought her a ticket, she's coming to FL tomorrow until her appt. on March 2. Poor thing. Doc said, "Absolutely NO weight on the ankle for at least two weeks." :(

YOU are a good daughter. You make me smile Chicky;)
Oh yes, my house is lookin' GOOD!

:) aww... thanks Starty. I'm just glad she agreed and didn't make me fly up there and put her on the plan myself! :)

Its awesome to be back. Feeling good. I will do my best to catch up a bit.

HC, Hope Your mom rests up lots... Gets and heals well fast.

Hee, hee, Joe, it's not hard to catch up, we're just our usual silly little selves. You know, a lot of conversation without actually saying much. We're a bunch of goofs and I wouldn't change a thing. :)

Ching ching bupp bupp nah nah nah nah nah na hey hey hey hello.

Ching ching bupp bupp nah nah nah nah nah na hey hey hey hello.

Um, what? Huh? Hee, hee. ;)

Yup, told you you'd catch up. :)

Joe... I miss you and happy to see the family is well;)

Geez... I am gone for 30 minutes and then 3 pages go by. Then when I am here conversation slows down. You must not like me huh?

Adam, we adore you, never doubt it! :)

The kids are home today, so I'm pretty busy. Jared has a friend over, Sydney is supposedly cleaning her room and I'm supposed to be cleaning the house.

Also, the dogs are a bit crazy today, I think they're waiting for Spring. ;)

I'm multi tasking, hee, hee, I'm good. :)

Nah, Not really... But then again.. I have never really met you before?? The Nah Not really was a Ha Ha Joke. by the way..

I went away again for a few minutes. Now I am back again. Lol

joe...i miss you and happy to see the family is well;)

I do too...

Nah, Not really.... But then again...., I have never really met you before???? The Nah Not really was a Ha Ha Joke., by the way..

I went away again for a few minutes. Now I am back again. lol

Ok, well I see you go by Joe, so nice to meet you Joe. I am Adam. Now we have officially met here. Haha

I don't want to clean kids, I really don't, but who else is going to do it? Anyone? Volunteers? Come on, I need help! ;)

Darn, I guess I just have to suck it up and do it. This sucks. :(

I have to clean my own. Thanks anyway Alty... If we were neighbours I would defiantly volunteer my wife to give you her hand. Hee Hee.

Hello Adam, Nice to meet you. Since we officially met now. That is cool.

Aw, that's sweet Joe. I'll buy your wife a plane ticket. ;)

I really don't want to do this. Can't I just move? It would be easier.

Adam89,

Where do you come from??

Alty, might be harder for whoever is left to clean it. Lol

I don't want to clean kids, I really don't, but who else is going to do it? Anyone? Volunteers? Come on, I need help! ;)

Darn, I guess I just have to suck it up and do it. This sucks. :(

Well, if you buy me a plane ticket and offer a room for the weekend and supply free beer, then I will come and clean. Deal?

Well, if you buy me a plane ticket and offer a room for the weekend and supply free beer, then I will come and clean. Deal?

Deal! How much beer do I need? ;)

adam89,

Where do you come from???

Alty, might be harder for whoever is left to clean it. lol

I am from Indiana in the States. I see you are from Canada. Must be cold?

Deal! How much beer do I need? ;)

You can't put a limit on that. Lol... its endless. Well, I guess a keg will do. We should throw a party at your house this weekend. How about it?

I am from Indiana in the States. I see you are from Canada. Must be cold?

It's a cold and hostile wasteland. ;)

No really, Canada isn't that bad. Right now, here in Alberta it's 5 degrees celsius, that's not bad for February. The summers are great, not much to complain about then.

Yes it can get cold, -40 degrees celsius can freeze the balls off a brass monkey, but that's rare. :)

You can't put a limit on that. Lol... its endless. Well, I guess a keg will do. We should throw a party at your house this weekend. How about it?

Before or after we clean? If it's after we'll have to clean again.

I'm game, heck, I'm always up for a good party. Who shall we invite? ;)

Well, I thought about that, and I think we should do it before we clean. Then again, I need some while I clean. Hmm... it will work out. Lets invite everyone. What's the limit on people?

Beer sounds good especially with - 30 temps, but up to 7 tomorrow. The weather can not make up its wind.

See you guys later... Bye for now.

Joe

Bye Joe, don't be a stranger.

Adam, the skies the limit. It may be crowded, but the more the merrier. Okay all, party at my house, byob. ;)

I am bringing a case of Corona... You buying the lime??

I'll put the lime in the coconut Joe. ;)

Come on down, or up, or sideways everyone. It's party time! :)

Woohoo boss went home early...

I can finally start breathing again.

I hate the needy, demanding, expect you to be psychic boss.

I would byob, but you have my tab for cleaning right?

Woohoo boss went home early...

I can finally start breathing again.

I hate the needy, demanding, expect you to be psychic boss.

I know what you mean. My boss left about 30 minutes ago and I was so happy. 1 1/2 hrs by myself!

The beer is in the fridge, the lime is in the coconut, I'm all set.

Now, Adam, we don't have to completely clean the house but we do have to tidy before the guests get here, otherwise someone might get hurt.

Justy, deep cleansing breath, the weekend is almost here! :)

The beer is in the fridge, the lime is in the coconut, I'm all set.

Now, Adam, we don't have to completely clean the house but we do have to tidy before the guests get here, otherwise someone might get hurt.

Justy, deep cleansing breath, the weekend is almost here! :)

Ok, we shall begin!

We? We? Where are you? Are you lost in the mess? Oh no. :(

Bear, I see you, are you going to come say hi?

... hi everyone

We? We? Where are you? Are you lost in the mess? Oh no. :(

I can't find my way around. I guess I am stuck where I am! Hopefully I will make it out before the party or hopefully by Monday!

Hey Bear. I told a bear joke in the humor and comedy forum earlier. You should read it, but it mean to the bear in the joke just to forwarn you.

Oh sure, bear comes by just when I have to leave. I'm sad now. :(

I've really got to get off my arse kids, nothing's getting done, and I can't keep putting it off, even though I'd love to.

I'll be in an out of the hotel while I clean.

Hold down the fort while I'm gone, keep you eyes on the duck, she's sneaky. :)

Hi adam, I've heard that joke before it is a funny one :)
Don't be sad alty, I'm not in a chatty mood to be honest, the only reason it took so long for me to say hi was because I was catching up.

Aw, Bear, are you okay? I hope so.

Darnit, I can't seem to leave, you all keep pulling me back. Stop it!

Really... gotta... leave... must... clean. :(

Oh poo! :(

Yea, I liked the joke, but wasn't sure if I worded it right? Was I close? I did it by memory.

Earlier I had 438 post now I have 437, why does that happen. Do only certain posts count?

Yea, I liked the joke, but wasn't sure if i worded it right? Was I close? i did it by memory.

It sounded right :)

Not sure on the post

Hmm.. wonder what is going on? I will ask that as a question to see if I get any responses. More than likely after I post this right here, it won't change.

OK, good luck in your investigation, tell us if you find anything, ill check up to see if you found out anything later, but I think I'm off for the day, cya later :)

C-ya later! I will post it Monday. I'm out of here for the weekend. I'll see you at the party tonight for all who will be there.

I have decreased in posts before because a thread was deleted.

I have a GREAT joke, but it has a picture and I can't figure out how to post it because the bmp file is too big :(

Stringy!. you gave me my 600th greenie! Thanks bud! :D

Awwww... nice. I don't have that many;) You are GOOD!

Heehee! I pay people! LOL!

YOu are the silliest of all! Starby... what should I do? Where should I go? How should I do it? AND how should I get there? LMAO... I will give you a greenie;)

I think I'm probably going to have to clean out my acct. to pay off Stringy! LOL! Do you want to make a run for it with me Starty? ;)

Why do you girls always ask me to do things like that? Puts me right on the spot. I adore Stringer... and you. Awwwww gosh darn it. What do I get?

Don't you hate when someone asks for advice and you want to just tell them they are a scumbag... or is it just me?

YES! AND I have issues with morals so I seem to come off pretty judgmental anyway... I wonder I that is why I don't get as many greenies as Starby?

Thank goodness... I was just trying to say it nice, but geesh, I just wanted to say... YOU ARE A DOUCHBAG!

I don't have many gray areas of my own, but I do try to accept other peoples choices as their own.

Me too, I think it is just cause I am old... er! LOL

I should be banned from "current events"... for my own good, not for others, I have tiny heart attacts when I read and post there;) LMAO poor me;)

Don't you hate when someone asks for advice and you want to just tell them they are a scumbag... or is it just me?

You've got too much pent up hate justy, wheres the love :D

Me too, I think it is just cause i am old....er! LOL

... er... er... er :D hi start

Hahahahaha youngy! Hi bear;) My sweet!

I keep telling you I'm a toffee :D
Did you finish your stuff for today?

Thank goodness... I was just trying to say it nice, but geesh, I just wanted to say... YOU ARE A DOUCHBAG!

I don't have many gray areas of my own, but I do try to accept other peoples choices as their own.

Justy, you have no idea how many times I'm writing something to someone and thinking to myself "dumba$$, dumba$$, dumba$$" Starby knows, and she can tell when I'm thinking that by the way I've worded my post.

I just say what's on my mind, I rarely sugarcoat things. If someone is in a bad situation then of course I'm much nicer than usual, but for most people I don't have a lot of patience.

I know, I'm a bad girl. ;)

Stringy!!!!......you gave me my 600th greenie!! Thanks bud!! :D

You deserved it Pilgrim... :)

Why do you girls always ask me to do things like that? Puts me right on the spot. I adore Stringer....and you. Awwwww gosh darn it. What do I get?

My lub for you... is that good enough?:):D:)

Where did Starby go? Did we lose her? That's not good. :(

Hi Stringy, how are you dear?

Uh huh... (Start bats her eyelashes);)

Justy, you have no idea how many times I'm writing something to someone and thinking to myself "dumba$$, dumba$$, dumba$$" Starby knows, and she can tell when I'm thinking that by the way I've worded my post.

I just say what's on my mind, I rarely sugarcoat things. If someone is in a bad situation then of course I'm much nicer than usual, but for most people I don't have alot of patience.

I know, I'm a bad girl. ;)

Just keep sharing the love Alty... :)

Justy, you have no idea how many times I'm writing something to someone and thinking to myself "dumba$$, dumba$$, dumba$$" Starby knows, and she can tell when I'm thinking that by the way I've worded my post.

I just say what's on my mind, I rarely sugarcoat things. If someone is in a bad situation then of course I'm much nicer than usual, but for most people I don't have alot of patience.

I know, I'm a bad girl. ;)

Nope, not bad, you give great advice... cept when you tell me to do bad things... like steal, cheat, and lie... LMAO

One of my toughest days in a long time.and that is saying something believe me.

Aw, I'm sorry to hear that Stringer. I wish I could give you advice, but I suck at business stuff. I can give you a hug though, hope it helps. :)

Ya Stringer... a hug. Oh.. uh... uh... ok now let us girls go...

Ya Stringer....a hug. Oh..uh....uh...ok now let us girls go....

LMAO, cute Starty. :p

Hey, he really won't let go. Stringer, those are mine, no touchy! :D

At least you had the experience to cope with it stringer, otherwise it could have been a sh1t creek no paddle situation :)

at least you had the experience to cope with it stringer, otherwise it could have been a sh1t creek no paddle situation :)

True bear... gosh I love this positive guy... :p

LMAO, cute Starty. :p

Hey, he really won't let go. Stringer, those are mine, no touchy! :D

S T R I N G E R... :o

True bear....gosh I love this positive guy...:p

Lol I thought you might :D, well hopefully normal service will resume shortly :D

Hahahaha... ya well not till I leave for my weekend, K?

Agreed :D, but unfortunately speaking of leaving, its really late and I need to stop being such an insomniac, lol. g'night cya'll later :)
Enjoy your weekend start :)

Nighty night bear... you have a good weekend. I will let you know if I survive or not;)
Sweet dreams!

Thanks guys, I felt like I needed 'mental' band aids all day, have a stress headache...

But tomorrow is Saturday and I only have about three hours of reports to do and hour or so of putting together a proposal package...

I am going to use the massage chair tonight that Marta got me for Christmas...

I'll be fine... I a few aspirins... and another cup of coffee... :)

Night Bear...

Start have a great weekend sweet... and have fun...

Good night everyone, going to bed early so I can get up early and maybe finish before 1 pm tomorrow.

EDIT!! : Yep, sorry Alty... my hands have a mind of their own... I'll try to do BETTER! :) :)

Night. :)

I'm going to go take a hot bubble bath, with candles and beer. Ahhhh, can't wait. :)

Night. :)

I'm going to go take a hot bubble bath, with candles and beer. Ahhhh, can't wait. :)

Sounds nice and peaceful... soft music too... night.:)

Well, what the *%#*? I wasn't getting notifications again, and I didn't think anyone was here! :( Hi kids! Bye to those who left! ::sniff::

Where did everyone go? Ducky is going to cry! Come back!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeessss? I was trying to sleep!

EDIT: (I changed my answers a lot!)

Did my dings wake you Sheriff? Sorry! Tanks for my greenie! I'm trying to keep myself occupied, because I'm really tired of trying to entertain my "company!" Uuuggghhh! This is getting old!

Excuse me, I know he has some problems... but.. time to clear OUT!

EDIT (again): NIght all... for sure, can't keep my eyes open...

Exactly! He actually bought lunch today, and wasn't mooching off me! He's not that bad really. He tries. But I'm just not used to having someone around day and night. He has been asleep since about 5pm. I'm expecting him to be awake again anytime now, and I just am not into entertaining! His wife has been calling all day too, and just being a real "B" I'm sick of it!

Like you need all this... Set a deadline Starby... that's what is needed... and tell him.

Now REALLY... Gooooood niiiightttttttt hon.

Night Stringy.

Didn't have my bubble bath yet, I was on the phone with Sneezykins.

Going now to bathe because, ewww, stinky. ;)

I am going to tell him he has to figure something out. His wife threw his clothes out in the snow, and now she is in the house that they have been in for less than a month. He spent his last dime to get them into the house. All the furniture etc. in the house is his, and she changed the locks and won't let him have it. He stupidly put the insurance and registration for his truck in her name, because it was cheaper for him, and now she's threatening to call the cops and report it stolen. It's just a big mess. I do feel bad for him, but seriously?. it's not my problem! I can't kick him out in the cold though, so we are going to have to figure something out, in order for him to get out of here.

Anyway... Night Stringy! Sleep well!

Starby, you're being a good friend, and that's what I expect from you, but don't let it go too far. Take it from someone who knows, our friend lived with us for 1 1/2 years rent free, no expenses, meals on the table, clothing washed folded and put away, drank our beer, smoked our cigarettes and complained when things didn't go his way. We spent over $10,000 taking care of his a$$ while he was here with not even a thank you for the trouble.

The longer he stays the harder it will be.

Okay, I really need a bath!

Go have your bath! I want to have a bubble bath! :(

He's got a 5th Wheel up by Calgary. I think he's going to try and arrange to pick it up, although wifey has got all of it's contents. Soon I hope... soon!

It's too bad that the library has given you limited access. Yes, my leg had a fight with the snow, lol. It's feeling much better now than it was a few days ago. The swelling has gone down quite a bit, and I'm going to the Dr. today. I was going to go yesterday, but I've got company, and it was a really long day. Hopefully I won't have to get a cast on it, but still might have to. In the meantime, I'll hobble around on my crutches.

Oh btw, I put a letter in the mail for you several days ago. I don't know how long it will take to get to you.

You be safe. Stay away from that cyclone!

Ok, cyclone running away. I only had one holiday. It should have been longer here... I would have had a long weekend. Anyway, OK, I'll wait for your card. I'm saving my cards for the end of year.

I hope you're fine. I know you're here, just that tuition, tuition and retuition!! They're driving me crazy!! Perhaps I'll have a connection in March.

Ok CU! :) Lub lub you :D

Nice to hear from you Unky! Hopefully you can get that connection in March! Until then, we'll have the maids keep your room dusted! ;)

We lub lub you too, and miss having out Unky around! :D

Night Stringy.

Didn't have my bubble bath yet, I was on the phone with Sneezykins.

Going now to bathe because, ewww, stinky. ;)

When we were young, my mom used to always tell us; "get outside and blow some of the stinky off ya"...

Cig break... 3 minutes... :)

Nice to hear from you Unky! Hopefully you can get that connection in March! Until then, we'll have the maids keep your room dusted! ;)

We lub lub you too, and miss having out Unky around!! :D

StarDUCK... pphhhhssssssst... I... hope... that... you... sent... the... caaaaarrrrdddd.:rolleyes:

When we were young, my mom used to always tell us; "get outside and blow some of the stinky off ya"....

Cig break....3 minutes....:)

Must say something, must say it, can't do it, bad Alty, but, but, I must say it.

3 minutes? :eek:

Must say something, must say it, can't do it, bad Alty, but, but, I must say it.

3 minutes? :eek:

Took longer, but this WAS only a cigarette break... this time. Marta went shopping and had to pick up sis in law this evening..


Going, going, going... again... nite!:rolleyes:

Go to bed Stringy, you've had a long day.

I'm going to go relax, take it easy, maybe have some fun with hubby. :D

Maybe I'll be back for my cigarette break. :cool:

I did!! I sent it! It will likely arrive next C'mas! LOL! It really actually is on it's way. It was mailed off. Why are you up? Oh yeah... smoke break! Why did you need a smoke break Stringy? LOL!

I did!!! I sent it!! It will likely arrive next C'mas! LOL! It really actually is on it's way. It was mailed off. Why are you up? Oh yeah...smoke break! Why did you need a smoke break Stringy? LOL!

I only smoke after sex, I'm down to a pack a day. ;)

Yes, yes,. we all know about your nymphomanism... is that a word? LOL!

Yes, yes,...we all know about your nymphomanism....is that a word?? LOL!

Hee, hee, nymphomanism, I like it! :D

I'm not a nympho, I'm 38, it's normal. Right? :eek:

No, it's not normal until you turn 40! Yep... 40! You must get help now! I hear that people that do it before 40, well lets just say there's a rumour that things start falling off! LOL

No, it's not normal until you turn 40! Yep...40! You must get help now! I hear that people that do it before 40, well lets just say there's a rumour that things start falling off!! LOL

What's going to fall off? My girls? I don't think so, they're stuck on me, trust me. ;)

40! :eek: But that's so far away! ;)

Going to go night night, I'm tired, or maybe not. ;)

Night kids. :)

See, the story goes like this! It's a scary tale, so cover your ears if you don't want to hear. Your knees are evil. They lure the girls, and make all sorts of promises, if they will just come on down! The head keeps telling the girls not to go, because knees are evil! But in the end, the girls give into the temptation of the knees pleas! BUT, and here's the "kicker!" Once the girls show up at the knees, they find out they've been tricked! The knees have formed a kidnapping plan with the feet, and when you are sleeping, the feet come and get you, and they step on you, and the girls are never seen again!

... and there is your bedtime story! :p

See, the story goes like this! It's a scary tale, so cover your ears if you don't want to hear. Your knees are evil. They lure the girls, and make all sorts of promises, if they will just come on down! The head keeps telling the girls not to go, because knees are evil!! But in the end, the girls give into the temptation of the knees pleas! BUT, and here's the "kicker!" Once the girls show up at the knees, they find out they've been tricked! The knees have formed a kidnapping plan with the feet, and when you are sleeping, the feet come and get you, and they step on you, and the girls are never seen again!!

Have you been drinking Starby? :eek:

I think it's time for you to lay down. Close your little ducky eyes, dream little ducky dreams, it will all be okay tomorrow, you'll see. ;)

Really, got to go, Hubby's waiting. :D

Night!

Just being silly as usual! My head is telling silly stories! G'nite!. sleep tight... don't let the boo bugs bite!

GOOD MORNING... in my scariest deepest scary man voice everrrrr...

AHHHHHH! Scary Starty, scary Starty! :eek:

Hi Starty. ;)

Hi ALTY... :) Did you have a great sleep? (I did)

Sleep? Whatsa? ;)

Dustin was gone... my daughter and I read until we both fell asleep... I was so comfy and warm and got so tired that I didn't have to "wait" to fall asleep... AAAHHHHHH I FEEL GOOD!
YES!

I'm feeling pretty good too, even without sleep. Oops, tmi? ;)

I only smoke after sex, I'm down to a pack a day. ;)

Wimp... LOL :D:D:rolleyes: :eek:

Wimp...LOL :D:D:rolleyes: :eek:

LMAO! Love it Stringer! :p

It is a marathon. Not a sprint... haha

It is a marathon. not a sprint....haha

Just joining in the marathon should count for something. ;)

Just joining in the marathon should count for something. ;)

It does sweet. Just stand here, are you ready? Be ready... when you hear the gun...

DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

It does sweet. Just stand here, are you ready? Be ready......when you hear the gun.....

DUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D:D

The duck! Where's the duck? That sneaky duck, she's always watching us.

Get the gun, aim, fire, we'll be eating duck tonight! :D

You're RIGHT!! Look over there... silly duck you can't hide that big gun under that single feather!! LOL

See sees you, she is taking aim again... DUCK!!

(Wow, that duck has a strange, strange look in her eye... she looks very determined.. )

Ducky mad, ducky has a gun, no good can come of this. Run Stringer, run, we're getting shot at by a duck.

So sad. ;)

JUMP! DUCK! MOVE LEFT! DUCK AGAIN! DIVE TO THE GROUND!!

MAN!. how many bullets does she have in that rifle, she hasn't even reloaded..?

*PING* *ZING* *KA POW!!!* *ZAT..ZAT* *PING-ZAT*

DUCK AGAIN!!

I have a sling shot, maybe I can knock the gun out of her hand. Cover me Stringer, I'm going in!

Ahhhhhh! I'm hit, I'm hit, she flew overhead and pooped on me.

Darn that duck! :(

Quick... grab her, she is reloading again!! Yep... she is over there EATING!! Reloading... must be out of bullets?

Cover your head, don't get hit. Darn, this stuff is not easy to wash off and it smells really bad. :(

I've been waaatching you!

YouTube - killer ducky the movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TN0wU3SbSiM)

I just cleaned the upstairs bathroom. Men, why can't you hit the basin, why do you keep peeing on the seat? Why? I want to know. Aim for goodness sake! :(

I just cleaned the upstairs bathroom. Men, why can't you hit the basin, why do you keep peeing on the seat? Why? I want to know. Aim for goodness sake! :(

We try to 'aim' to please?

We try to 'aim' to please?

You missed! :eek:

I just cleaned the upstairs bathroom. Men, why can't you hit the basin, why do you keep peeing on the seat? Why? I want to know. Aim for goodness sake! :(

This seems to be a problem as of late at my house too! Uhhmmm... this is NOT kosher! :mad:

This seems to be a problem as of late at my house too!! Uhhmmm....this is NOT kosher!! :mad:

Ask him to 'sit.':D;):rolleyes::eek:

Sit boy, sit! Hee, hee. ;)

I've already told him that he has to clean the bathroom! He said he will do it after his NAP! Geez, he went to sleep lastnite around midnite, didn't get up until about 10, and it was over an hr ago when he laid down for his nap! How can anyone sleep that much?

Sit boy, sit! Hee, hee. ;)

"Good boy...." give him a treat. :)

Takes practice starby but to some of us it comes as a natural talent
Hi all

takes practice starby but to some of us it comes as a natural talent
hi all

Hey Bear...

I have to study this damn book to take my driver's license exam and take the test before the 16th my birthday... :(

I've already told him that he has to clean the bathroom! He said he will do it after his NAP! Geez, he went to sleep lastnite around midnite, didn't get up until about 10, and it was over an hr ago when he layed down for his nap! How can anyone sleep that much?

Sounds like he's depressed. I've done the whole, sleep because I don't want to think, thing before.

Ahhhh no worries stringer, you'll pass easy :)

takes practice starby but to some of us it comes as a natural talent
hi all

Glad to know you have talent Bear. ;)

takes practice starby but to some of us it comes as a natural talent
hi all

What? Hitting the seat?. or the sleeping? LOL!

Hey Bear...

I have to study this damn book to take my driver's license exam and take the test before the 16th my birthday...:(

And how young will you be this year? Hmmm? :D

What? Hitting the seat?...or the sleeping? LOL!

Both! Men can't multi task, remember that. ;)

Glad to know you have talent Bear. ;)

Why? What do you intend to do with that knowledge :D

Sleeping starby :)

why? what do you intend to do with that knowledge :D

What? Who? Where? What's going on? :confused:

Darnit, I stuck my foot in my mouth again, someone help get me out of this! :eek:

ahhhh no worries stringer, youll pass easy :)

You have to take the written test every 8 years and it's time... tricky questions though... it can be one word that is the only thing different... they kind of try and trick you... we'll see.

And how young will you be this year? Hmmm? :D

Well... old enough to know much much better... getting close to being a wizard... ha ha ;)

What? Who? Where? What's going on? :confused:

Darnit, I stuck my foot in my mouth again, someone help get me out of this! :eek:

Here let me give you a hand :)
Jesus alty you it it stuck in there good and proper :D
(it could have been worse :D)

You have to take the written test every 8 years and it's time...tricky questions though...it can be one word that is the only thing different...they kinda try and trick you....we'll see.

Every eight yrs? Holy crap! I'm sure glad we don't have to do that here! :eek:

here let me give you a hand :)
jesus alty you it it stuck in there good and proper :D
(it could have been worse :D)

Ya, I can hardly talk, thank goodness I can still type. ;)

It could have been worse? How? Oh, I guess I could have put both feet
in. Thank goodness I have some self restraint. :D

Okay, break over, back to cleaning. Poo. :(

Sounds like he's depressed. I've done the whole, sleep because I don't want to think, thing before.

I have too! But usually I would be up and down all night and day. His stupid wife keeps on writing messages on her msn tag line, and saying things like she can't wait until the 28th because she's moving out of town. Today she wrote she's having a big party to celebrate her divorce. Things like that. She knows he can see them, because she is on my msn. I think I'll just block her so he can't see them. :rolleyes:

Ya, I can hardly talk, thank goodness I can still type. ;)

It could have been worse? How? Oh, I guess I could have put both feet
in. Thank goodness I have some self restraint. :D

Okay, break over, back to cleaning. Poo. :(

Lol cya later alty

Stringer, 8 years then you have to take another written test, I think I've got another 50 odd years before I have to retake my tests

lol cya later alty

stringer, 8 years then you have to take another written test, i think ive got another 50 odd years before i have to retake my tests

Yeah, I think that it is another money grabbing thing by our illustrious state government.

Yeah, I think that it is another money grabbing thing by our illustrious state government.

Yea it does seem that way

Starby still having problems with the new roomie and wife I see, why are you still putting up with this ?

Well, his wife cleaned out his bank acct. before he got to it, so he's broke. He doesn't have anywhere to go, and it's cold out. So, I just can't throw him out onto the street. I've told him that he needs to figure this out soon, because I can't support his A$$. His wife is being incredibly hard to deal with, and the cops here aren't doing anything to help since it's a domestic matter. I've told him he has to at least earn his keep, and help out around here with cleaning and things. I can't do it right now because of my leg, so I thought that might work for a little while. But, he's not cleaning, he's sleeping! So, I just don't know what to do!

Any advice for the "relationship expert?" Hahaha!

Hmmm sounds like a matter for the legal boards, because surely taking all his money can't be legal, yea from what you've told us his wife does sound like a right b1tch

A woman scorned? Beware... hell knows no furry...

A woman scorned? Beware.....hell knows no furry....

Hell hath stringer, hell hath

Well starby were here if you want to rant about it :)

Well it is legal, because they had a joint acct. STUPID move! He also put his truck in her name for insurance purposes... second STUPID move! The lease for their house is under HER name, because he was working out of town, and she found the house they were moving into, and wasn't in town to sign... third STUPID move! His belongings are in what she calls "her house, and she changed the locks and won't let him in to have anything, although they were his things before they were married, and he doesn't have receipts to prove it!. fourth STUPID move! So he's made too many stupid moves, because he trusted her. Fifth STUPID move! LOL!

Starby, can't he get a court order? This is silly. Why did she want him out to begin with, what did he do? I know they've had problems before, but it's usually when they're both drunk, this must be one heck of a binge. ;)

Okay people, bunny poo stinks, just fyi. Oh, and, the bunny cages are clean. ;)

Well it is legal, because they had a joint acct. STUPID move!! He also put his truck in her name for insurance purposes...second STUPID move! The lease for their house is under HER name, because he was working out of town, and she found the house they were moving into, and wasn't in town to sign....third STUPID move! His belongings are in what she calls "her house, and she changed the locks and won't let him in to have anything, although they were his things before they were married, and he doesn't have receipts to prove it!...fourth STUPID move! So he's made too many stupid moves, because he trusted her. Fifth STUPID move! LOL!






Moving in with Starby? Priceless........... :rolleyes:

Well as mrs gump used to say 'stupid is as stupid does'
I agree alty it is stupid and childish especially on her part.
Oh and thanks for the info on the bunny crap that's been bugging me all day :D
Lmao, nice one stringer

Moving in with Starby? Priceless........... :rolleyes:

Run Stringer, I think she's going to bite you! :eek:

well as mrs gump used to say 'stupid is as stupid does'
i agree alty it is stupid and childish especially on her part.
oh and thanks for the info on the bunny crap thats been bugging me all day :D
lmao, nice one stringer

You're welcome Bear, just trying to keep you in the know. ;)

Starby, can't he get a court order? This is silly. Why did she want him out to begin with, what did he do? I know they've had problems before, but it's usually when they're both drunk, this must be one heck of a binge. ;)

Okay people, bunny poo stinks, just fyi. Oh, and, the bunny cages are clean. ;)

HA! I'm sure he could get a court order... in uuhhhmmm, well how long did it take my abuse case take to go to trial? 2 yrs? Yeah!. that isn't going to happen anytime soon. He tried to call a lawyer lastweek, but they want a retainer! He's laid off right now because it's winter and he works a seasonal job.

Moving in with Starby? Priceless........... :rolleyes:

No kidding! :rolleyes:

You're a good friend Starby, and he's been there for you too, in the past. I'm sure he'll be out soon.

Now, go wake his a$$ up and make him clean! :)

Okay, another break over, time to clean the bird. FYI, bird poo stinks too, and it stains. :(

You're a good friend Starby, and he's been there for you too, in the past. I'm sure he'll be out soon.

Now, go wake his a$$ up and make him clean! :)

Okay, another break over, time to clean the bird. FYI, bird poo stinks too, and it stains. :(

Just throw it away Alty... please don't try and read the newspaper articles. :eek:

You're a good friend Starby, and he's been there for you too, in the past. I'm sure he'll be out soon.

Now, go wake his a$$ up and make him clean! :)

Okay, another break over, time to clean the bird. FYI, bird poo stinks too, and it stains. :(

Yet another piece of useful information from the human encyclopedia alty, I'm going to win a lot of pub quizzes with this info thanks alty :D

Starby you need him on a shock collar or something , so you can make him earn his keep when you want him to lol :D
But maybe just put it up on the legal boards to see if they can think of anything :)

I might just post on the legal board, or ask Judy if she's got any idea's.

I like the shock collar idea! Hahahaha!

Oh, someone is awake! I guess I better stop talking! I never know when he's watching. Uugghhhh!

Lol you could always use it as a threat :D
As long as your not reading the posts out loud he shouldn't be any the wiser :D

Starby, are you reading aloud again. Read in your head, just like I taught you. ;)

Bear, I'm a fountain of information, ask anything, go ahead. :)

Starby, are you reading aloud again. Read in your head, just like I taught you. ;)

Bear, I'm a fountain of information, ask anything, go ahead. :)

Hmmm soooo many questions and only one chance, well how can starby solve her life intrusion and get back to normal day to day stuff like falling over in the snow :D

hmmm soooo many questions and only one chance, well how can starby solve her life intrusion and get back to normal day to day stuff like falling over in the snow :D

Do you want the legal answer or the illegal one? :cool:

Do you want the legal answer or the illegal one? :cool:

Hmmmmm both, then starby has a back-up plan :D

Well, the illegal plan would have to wait until Spring, the ground is simply to frozen to dig a hole. ;)

Legal plan, call the cops and tell them to remove him from her house, but that would mean losing the friendship forever.

Either way she's screwed. She's too nice to kick him out and he knows it. It's up to him to get his act together and move on, so he's really the one who needs the legal advice at this point.

Any more questions? ;)

Well, the illegal plan would have to wait until Spring, the ground is simply to frozen to dig a hole. ;)

Legal plan, call the cops and tell them to remove him from her house, but that would mean losing the friendship forever.

Either way she's screwed. She's too nice to kick him out and he knows it. It's up to him to get his act together and move on, so he's really the one who needs the legal advice at this point.

Any more questions? ;)

Hmmmm yea but they're kind of more vague and stuff, but I know who to go to if I need to ask anything then :D,

hmmmm yea but theyre kind of more vague and stuff, but i know who to go to if i need to ask anything then :D,

Don't ask me about guys, they're confusing. ;)

Don't ask me about guys, they're confusing. ;)

Lol don't worry about that

Don't ask me about guys, they're confusing. ;)

Nawwww we a but simple souls... right Bear.

I might end up regretting this but since you were kind enough to answer a question of mine, do you have any questions

Correct stringer

My double cheese, double pepperoni, double mushroom, hand tossed pizza is here...pipping hot and terrible for my health.....but delicious still...wow, that's hot !!!!!!!! Need a cold beer to go with this...be right back......

And I need a napkin too the cheese is melting all over my fingers....

i might end up regretting this but since you were kind enough to answer a question of mine, do you have any questions

correct stringer


"Danger Bear" "Danger!!!!!" YOU, are asking for it... :eek:

Awww damm it stringer that sounds delicious, I'm on bacardi and dr pepper and sausage rolls lol

I know its dangerous but alty offered to answer questions so I had to return the favour :)

i might end up regretting this but since you were kind enough to answer a question of mine, do you have any questions

correct stringer

I get to ask a question? Wow! Okay, have to give this some thought, I want it to be good since I only get one question.

Hmmmmm...

Why do men love breasts so much? :confused:

awww damm it stringer that sounds delicious, im on bacardi and dr pepper and sausage rolls lol

i know its dangerous but alty offered to answer questions so i had to return the favour :)

Yours is probably more healthy... than mine... but OH BOY is it great!

I know, but your kindness has probably led you into a trap that will be your demise... :(

Yours is probably more healthy....than mine...but OH BOY is it great!

I know, but your kindness has probably led you into a trap that will be your demise....:(

Hey, my question isn't that bad, you boys should have no problem answering it.

I'm waiting... :D

I get to ask a question? Wow! Okay, have to give this some thought, I want it to be good since I only get one question.

Hmmmmm........

Why do men love breasts so much? :confused:

I KNOW>>>I KNOW>>>>>PICK ME TO ANSWER>>>>>PICK ME!! paallllaeeeeese....!

I KNOW>>>I KNOW>>>>>PICK ME TO ANSWER>>>>>PICK ME !!!!!! paallllaeeeeese....!

Okay Stringer, give it a shot, I'm all ears, but my hair covers it well. ;)

Okay Stringer, give it a shot, I'm all ears, but my hair covers it well. ;)

Okay... are you paying attention?. are you ready for this inovative answer?. sit up straight now... lean forward... that's nice... hmmmmmmm?



Cause..........................we.......don't..... ...................have 'um......! (and we want theirs)


Ah ha... there you go, the answer that women have been asking for; for eons... now you know...

I get to ask a question? Wow! Okay, have to give this some thought, I want it to be good since I only get one question.

Hmmmmm........

Why do men love breasts so much? :confused:

Alty alty alty alty, there are sooooo many reasons men love boobs

alty alty alty alty, there are sooooo many reasons why men love boobs

And those reason are? Come on, I deserve an answer. Make a list. ;)

Stringer gave you a great one,

Mine would be because they make great pillows :D

And those reason are? Come on, I deserve an answer. Make a list. ;)

HEY... HEY... (stringer waving his arms* sigh) Look at # 945... LOOK!!

stringer gave you a great one,

mine would be because they make great pillows :D

In fact did we find out where starby's guest was sleeping because she did seem ticked off that he was sleeping soooooooo much, hint hint

I don't have a penis, and I don't want one. So why do men like breasts just because they don't have them? Confused. :(

Pillows? Pillows? Really?

I don't think I'm getting the whole truth here. Is this a man secret, are women not allowed to know?

I don't have a penis, and I don't want one. So why do men like breasts just because they don't have them? Confused. :(

Pillows? Pillows? Really?

I don't think I'm getting the whole truth here. Is this a man secret, are women not allowed to know?

You have been given two good answers of the many, many answers... that are available. Each guy can give you his own personal reason (some you don't want to hear... ). The only other one that we at privilege to divulge is that it (they) are hard wired into our brains as part of the reproductive process just to get out attention......

You have been given two good answers of the many, many answers.....that are available. Each guy can give you his own personal reason (some you don't want to hear....). The only other one that we at privilege to divulge is that it (they) are hard wired into our brains as part of the reproductive process just to get out attention......

Agreed they're like eye magnets

Back in a few... taped "LOST" and we are going to watch it and finish our PIZZA!.

agreed theyre like eye magnets

And there in, is the problem my friend, we are not supposed to be rude and look, yet they dress to emphasize them... what's a guy supposed to do, I ask you?? (confused)

Back in a few....taped "LOST" and we are going to watch it and finish our PIZZA!....

Lost... pizza... im so jelous right now :mad:

And there in is the problem my friend, we are not supposed to be rude and look, yet they dress to emphasize tehm....what;s a guy supposed to do, I ask ya?????? (confused)

I know what the hell, yea alty that's my question if were not supposed to stare how come you ladies put them blatantly on display :confused:

in fact did we find out where starby's guest was sleeping because she did seem ticked off that he was sleeping soooooooo much, hint hint

Hey... hey... hey! Ewwwwww!! Nooooo! Why did you put that in my head! Nooooo! Go away... out of my head... ewwwww... icky poo... :eek: That would be like... gross... ewwww... noooooo! Now I can't even talk to him... nooooo!. not him... ewwwww!. burned into brain... noooooo!!

Hey...hey...hey!! Ewwwwww!!! Nooooo!! Why did you put that in my head!! Nooooo!! Go away....out of my head.....ewwwww....icky poo.....:eek: That would be like....gross....ewwww....noooooo!! Now I can't even talk to him......nooooo!!.....not him....ewwwww!!!.....burned into brain.....noooooo!!!

Lmao, oops sorry starby I forgot you might read that, :D I blame the drink

Sorry starby anyway I can make it up to you :o

i know what the hell, yea alty thats my question if were not supposed to stare how come you ladies put them blatantly on display :confused:

Because we know how to get your attention. :D

Besides, my girls are pretty hard to hide. :(

sorry starby anyway i can make it up to ya :o

How? :cool:

How? :cool:

I'm so glad I don't have to make anything up to you right now alty :D

im so glad i dont have to make anything up to you right now alty :D

Why? I'm not that hard to please. ;)

I'm just looking out for my girl Starby, that's all. :D

Why? I'm not that hard to please. ;)

I'm just looking out for my girl Starby, that's all. :D

Awww starby's found a good friend in you alty :)

You don't think that post before was a bit too far do you?

awww starby's found a good friend in you alty :)

you dont think that post before was a bit too far do you?

Na Bear, we all know you're just kidding. Right? :eek:

I adore Starby, jut wish she lived closer to me, then I could go kick out her roomy for her. :D

Na Bear, we all know you're just kidding. Right? :eek:

I adore Starby, jut wish she lived closer to me, then I could go kick out her roomy for her. :D

Yea was joking around :)

I can tell, you two are like peas in a pod, thick as theves and all other best friend sayings lol

I'm not so sure its her roomie that wants a good kicking, but more so his wife from what starbys told us. Is it me or does she seem to be claiming everything is hers that isn't really

It's not you Bear, she is doing just that.

Starby has told me about this couple many times, it seems that this wifeypoo is very insecure and often thinks that her hubby is on the prowl, even though he isn't.

I don't know what caused this latest spat, but it seems like this time it's over.

I just feel bad for Starby, she can't afford to support someone else, and the fact that he sleeps all day isn't helping either. He's eating her food, drinking her beer, smoking her cigs and sleeping in her bed. It's all bad! :(

I wish I could kick some butt, but no good ever comes of that. ;)

It's not you Bear, she is doing just that.

Starby has told me about this couple many times, it seems that this wifeypoo is very insecure and often thinks that her hubby is on the prowl, even though he isn't.

I don't know what caused this latest spat, but it seems like this time it's over.

I just feel bad for Starby, she can't afford to support someone else, and the fact that he sleeps all day isn't helping either. He's eating her food, drinking her beer, smoking her cigs and sleeping in her bed. It's all bad! :(

I wish I could kick some butt, but no good ever comes of that. ;)

Drinking... her... beer, too right he's got to go, especially if he's not contributing or helping around the house, and starby being in a bad way can only make it worse for her. :( wish I could help in some way also :(

drinking...her....beer, too right hes got to go, especially if hes not contributing or helping around the house, and starby being in a bad way can only make it worse for her. :( wish i could help in some way also :(


Hee, hee, why did I picture Starby pregnant? Why? :p

Ya, when they drink your beer then they have to go, that's just common sense! ;)

Hee, hee, why did I picture Starby pregnant? Why? :p

Ya, when they drink your beer then they have to go, that's just common sense! ;)

I don't know :confused:

Starby says 'hey I fell and hurt my leg :('
Alty says 'who's the father' :D

i dunno :confused:

starby says 'hey i fell and hurt my leg :('
alty says 'who's the father' :D

You said "Starby's in a bad way", that makes me think of pregnancy.

I don't know, I think it's a generation gappy thingy. ;)

You said "Starby's in a bad way", that makes me think of pregnancy.

I don't know, I think it's a generation gappy thingy. ;)

Yea your probably right :) cause I just couldn't see the connection :confused:

Does that mean I'm old? Say it isn't so, say it, say it, SAY IT! I'm not, am I?

Darn, how did that happen? :(

Naw your not old alty, just old... er :) I'm just messing with you, your not old, really really :)

naw your not old alty, just old...er :) im just messing with ya, your not old, really really :)

Are you playing with me Bear? Are you? ;)

I am older, and I'm starting to feel old. All you younguns, with your whole lives ahead of you. Young, single, fancy free, I'm a bit jealous. Oh poo, where did the time go? I swear I was just 20 something yesterday. :(

No regrets though, I do love my life, I love my hubby, and my kids and my zoo, all in all life is really good, but oh, what I wouldn't give just to be 20 again for one more day.

Enjoy your youth Bear, it goes by really quickly. ;)

Are you playing with me Bear? Are you? ;)

I am older, and I'm starting to feel old. All you younguns, with your whole lives ahead of you. Young, single, fancy free, I'm a bit jealous. Oh poo, where did the time go? I swear I was just 20 something yesterday. :(

No regrets though, I do love my life, I love my hubby, and my kids and my zoo, all in all life is really good, but oh, what I wouldn't give just to be 20 again for one more day.

Enjoy your youth Bear, it goes by really quickly. ;)

No I was trying to be nice :)
You shouldn't worry about getting older, it happens to everyone, you an even me... eventually :D
Young, yes
Single, yes
Fancy free, well I have my fondent fancies :D what does that mean anyhoo 'fancy free'
Don't say things like 'ive got no regrets' it makes it sound like your on your death bed and unless you know something I don't your going to live for a long time yet with your family and your zoo,lol

no i was trying to be nice
you shouldnt worry about getting older, it happens to everyone, you an even me......eventually :D
young, yes
single, yes
fancy free, well i have my fondent fancies :D what does that mean anyhoo 'fancy free'
dont say things like 'ive got no regrets' it makes it sound like your on your death bed and unless you know something i dont your gonna live for a long time yet with your family and your zoo,lol

No health problems, yet, but with the history my family has it's probably just a matter of time. Ooh, that was dark. Sorry. :o

Fancy free means no attachments, no worries other than the usual. When you get married, have kids, your worries are tripled, but that's fine too, because I love it! :)

I'm just saying, enjoy your youth, it goes by so quickly, before you know it you'll be saying things like "Way back when, in my younger years...." it all goes by so very quickly, don't waste a minute of it, I don't plan to. :)

As for the regrets comment, well, I have none. I married the man I love and even though there are times I could just smack him I still love him. I have a past, but that's where it is, in the past, I'm looking forward to the present, the future, everything!

Wow, I'm so deep today. What's that all about? ;)

Hee, hee, why did I picture Starby pregnant? Why? :p

Ya, when they drink your beer then they have to go, that's just common sense! ;)

Heh? What? Now I'm pregnant too?? OMG!! What happened? :eek: Altyyyy?? How do I get pregnant when he's sleeping in my bed, and I'm on the couch? :eek: Has it been that long that I've forgotten how that works? :rolleyes: Ducky scared! No more little Ducks! Little Ducks give Ducky headache!

I wasn't upset with you Bear! Hahaha! Noooo... sneaky eyes were watching me type! Sneaky eyes are now napping AGAIN!

And yes! It's his wife that is taking everything that doesn't belong to her! It was all his. Even the house (rental) He paid for it all, and now she's in it, and won't let him in to get anything. His money not hers in the acct. his things in the house... etc. They only got married last summer! She's obviously had this planned!

She's also screwing the Gov't out of thousands of dollars! If he doesn't report her next week... I'm going to!

No health problems, yet, but with the history my family has it's probably just a matter of time. Ooh, that was dark. Sorry. :o

Fancy free means no attachments, no worries other than the usual. When you get married, have kids, your worries are tripled, but that's fine too, because I love it! :)

I'm just saying, enjoy your youth, it goes by so quickly, before you know it you'll be saying things like "Way back when, in my younger years...." it all goes by so very quickly, don't waste a minute of it, I don't plan to. :)

As for the regrets comment, well, I have none. I married the man I love and even though there are times I could just smack him I still love him. I have a past, but that's where it is, in the past, I'm looking forward to the present, the future, everything!

Wow, I'm so deep today. What's that all about? ;)

Don't worry I'm used to the dark
I don't think ill ever be saying "Way back when, in my younger years...." unless I was being sarcastic :D
Agreed the past is the past, glad you're keeping your eyes on the road ahead, after all you're the one who's driving :)

Aw, you really are a sweetheart Bear, I could just eat you up you're so sweet. :)

I hate the dark, I really hate it, I much prefer the light, it's nicer. ;)

Okay, check out the link, interesting hypothetical question. Oh, before you judge my answer, I'm a bit tipsy right now, can't be held accountable for the things I say. ;)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/marriage/saying-no-314494.html

Heh? What? Now I'm pregnant too??? OMG!!! What happened? :eek: Altyyyy??? How do I get pregnant when he's sleeping in my bed, and I'm on the couch?? :eek: Has it been that long that I've forgotten how that works?? :rolleyes: Ducky scared! No more little Ducks!! Little Ducks give Ducky headache!!

I wasn't upset with you Bear! Hahaha! Noooo....sneaky eyes were watching me type!! Sneaky eyes are now napping AGAIN!!

And yes! It's his wife that is taking everything that doesn't belong to her! It was all his. Even the house (rental) He paid for it all, and now she's in it, and won't let him in to get anything. His money not hers in the acct., his things in the house...etc. They only got married last summer!

Awwww no ducklings :(
But yea the legal boards might lend a hand on getting the ball rolling meaning a moocher free house for starby

awwww no ducklings :(
but yea the legal boards might lend a hand on getting the ball rolling meaning a moocher free house for starby

Ducklings are cute! :)

Yeah, I have to agree, try the legal boards, not only for you but for him as well.

Okay, I'm officially drunk. Darn beer. :(

Anyone want to dance on the tables? :D

Ducklings are cute! :)

Yeah, I have to agree, try the legal boards, not only for you but for him as well.

Okay, I'm officially drunk. Darn beer. :(

Anyone want to dance on the tables? :D

Sorry I've not drank enough yet :o

sorry ive drank enough yet, but that table over there has a pole to steady your balance :D

Ya, like I haven't ever done that. ;)

Bear, if you knew what a bad girl I used to be your hair would stand up! Darnit, stop me from talking, I'm a bit drunk, I always get too honest when I'm drunk. It's bad, all bad. Stop me! :(

Okay, maybe I should stop drinking and typing, this really won't end well, especially since there's only a small window for me to delete my posts.

Starby, help, Alty's about to divulge too much info! :eek:

Wow, no spelling errors in that last post. Amazing! The letters are just running across the screen, I must catch them. Come here letters, darn they're fast. ;)

Ya, like I haven't ever done that. ;)

Bear, if you knew what a bad girl I used to be your hair would stand up! Darnit, stop me from talking, I'm a bit drunk, I always get too honest when I'm drunk. It's bad, all bad. Stop me! :(

Okay, maybe I should stop drinking and typing, this really won't end well, especially since there's only a small window for me to delete my posts.

Starby, help, Alty's about to divulge too much info! :eek:

Yeah same I get too honest too :)

You get to delete them? once I've said something I regret I can only find an edit button :rolleyes:

Wow, no spelling errors in that last post. Amazing! The letters are just running accross the screen, I must catch them. Come here letters, darn they're fast. ;)

Go alty go alty (little dance included)

yeah same i get too honest too :)

you get to delete them?, once ive said something i regret i can only find an edit button :rolleyes:

Yes, you can delete them, but don't ask me how right now, way too tipsy. Remind me tomorrow, I'll walk you through it. ;)

Wow, the room is spinning, cool. :D

Should I have another beer? I'm supposed to call Sneezy, will I be able to talk after another beer?

Wow, I still can't believe I'm typing and so far it's all good, or isn't it? Am I seeing things? Oh no, I'm lost. :(

Ya, like I haven't ever done that. ;)

Bear, if you knew what a bad girl I used to be your hair would stand up! Darnit, stop me from talking, I'm a bit drunk, I always get too honest when I'm drunk. It's bad, all bad. Stop me! :(

Okay, maybe I should stop drinking and typing, this really won't end well, especially since there's only a small window for me to delete my posts.

Starby, help, Alty's about to divulge too much info! :eek:

::slaps Alty's hand:: Now you stop that Girl! Do you want me to send you to your room?. Oh no wait, scrap that! I didn't say that! Requires no response! Alty, time out! To your corner! ;)

Alty?. what was the wiiiiii for? LMAO! I had to spread the rep!

::slaps Alty's hand:: Now you stop that Girl! Do you want me to send you to your room? ......Oh no wait, scrap that! I didn't say that! Requires no response! Alty, time out! To your corner! ;)

I like my room, my room is fun. Did I tell you that Wiggy went to the sex shop today and picked up some stuff? Wait, was that out loud?

Anyway, I have a whole bag full of lotions, creams and other wonderful tingly things, so send me to my room, just make sure to send Rod too. ;)

Really drunk, I should stop. :(

Alty?...what was the wiiiiii for? LMAO!!

Wii, you know, Wii, it's a game. Bear, explain Wii to Starby, I don't know how. :(

Yes, you can delete them, but don't ask me how right now, way too tipsy. Remind me tomorrow, I'll walk you through it. ;)

Wow, the room is spinning, cool. :D

Should I have another beer? I'm supposed to call Sneezy, will I be able to talk after another beer?

Wow, I still can't believe I'm typing and so far it's all good, or isn't it? Am I seeing things? Oh no, I'm lost. :(

Its all good :) even the room spinning, been there got the t-shirt, woke up on some nice girls boobs (see I had my reason before :D) I'm sure sneezy will find you hilarious when you phone up and your totally rat-arsed :D

go alty go alty (little dance included)

YouTube - Lady Gaga - Just Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M65zI9LH-as)

I know what Wii is! Just not wiiiiiii! LOL!

[QUOTE=albear;1534817]its all good :) even the room spinning, been there got the t-shirt, woke up on some nice girls boobs (see I had my reason before I'm sure sneezy will find you hilarious when you phone up and your totally rat-arsed/QUOTE]

Boobs? Did you say boobs? I have boobs. :D

Sneezy will probably use anything I say against me in a court of law. No good can come of this, really. ;)

Rat-arsed? Hee, hee, I like that, sounds fun, sort of. ;)

Again, boobs? :cool:

I know what Wii is! Just not wiiiiiii!! LOL!

Wii if having fun, wiiiiiiii is having too much fun and a little something leaks out :D

I know what Wii is! Just not wiiiiiii!! LOL!

Wiiiiiii is Wii when I'm drunk. :D

wii if having fun, wiiiiiiii is having too much fun and a little something leaks out :D

A leaky Wii? That doesn't sound good! Shoudn't that be fixed? :eek: Hahahaha!

Oh, and apparently we're not giving "normal" hypothetical responses!