Hahahahah... only you.

Hahaha! That is just the condensed version! There was a lot of things that happened before and after. I'm scared what she's going to do to me! LOL!

AAAOoooowwwwww!! I just fell down a flight of stairs... :( :( :(

Broke my shoe AND a nail... and almost my ankle... ouch... :(

I'm OK, just banged up. Man. That hurt like the words that get edited out of AMHD posts!

Owwwieeee! Sounds like something I would do Chicky! How did you manage that one? That was a dumb question wasn't it?! Was your heel loose? I almost broke my neck when my heal broke going down the stairs one time, and have still got the scars too! Now the nail! This is serious! You must get that looked at! ;)

I hope you don't end up with a bunch of bruises! :(

Oh, my whole left side is red and tender... finger is swelling up (not sure how that happened), and my ankle is getting sore...

Crappy crap. I didn't need this one today!

No, as I hit the second step, I thought, "Huh, these shoes are rather high for these stairs." then BAM... heel caught and down I went! Ouch. It was bad for the receptionist though, she was behind her desk and since its an "L" shape attached to the wall, she couldn't get out in time to help, she was just watching!

But you know what? My first statement after I stood up? "Man, i'm glad I don't have to go to the hospital, I didn't shave my legs this morning! Black stockings, woo-hoo!"

That's bad. Shame on me.

*sigh*

I was sitting one day and had a TV show on while I was playing with Niki. It was Montel, and he had a famous phychic Sylvia Browne on. I really wasn't watching it, but certain parts caught my attn. Someone stood up and asked Sylvia how they could talk to their dead relatives, and she said just talk to them...what do you think you have to have special seonce (sp?) or something? Oh, I forgot to mention that at the time, my computer and phone had not been working for over a wk., and I was getting really mad at the service people. Anyway, I said to Niki, (I always talk to her, lol) should we talk to Grandma and Grandpa and ask them to fix Mommy's phone and puter? Then jokingly I said...c'mon Grandma and Grandpa...you can do it! Okay, this is the part you guys are going to say to yourselves...Cuckoo!! I SWEAR that about 10 mins later, my computer fired up and I had internet connection. Well, I sat here and kinda looked around and thought nooo waaayyy!! Then I just said...uhhhmmm...thanks?? LOL! So anyway, I called my ISP, and they said, oh we're sorry, the servicemen have been so busy but you're next on the list, and he should be there by the end of the day. Okay, weird!!!

So anyway, my sis was online on MSN, so I told her what had happened. She laughed at me and said, well since you're talking to them, can you ask Grandma to send me a homemade apple pie like she used to. So now the fun begins.

I thought okay, as a joke I'm going to send her an apple pie. My sister lives in the States. So, I got ahold of one of her friends on her Facebook page. I told the girl that I wanted her to deliver an apple pie to my sis, along with a note from "Grandma" She thought it was funny, so agreed. Well this took forever to do, because at first she was just suppose to put the pie on my sis's doorstep, but everytime she tried, my sis's dogs would bark, or someone would see her etc. So we decided the mailbox would be best because it was near the street. So here is this poor girl, parking her car at the end of the block, ducking behind cars, carrying this apple pie! Finally she slips it into the mailbox and runs. She msg'd me and told me it was done.

Okay, now here's what I didn't know!! My sis had a creepy mailman that had been stalking her, and she was scared of him. She had made a report to the US Post, and the guy got fired. Do you see where this is going?? LOL! She goes out and checks the mail, finds this apple pie. Immediately she thinks it's the stalker mailman. She puts the pie far away from her house just in case it has a bomb of some sort in it! She goes around to all of her neighbours asking if anyone either put a pie in her mailbox, or saw anyone do it. She then calls US Post! They are sending out an investigator, and possibly some troopers! People were keeping their children inside their houses, just to be safe from the "exploding pie!" She calls my mom! Well, my Mom knew about the joke, and was saying....no no no...quick....you have to call back the US Post right now!! Your sister sent the pie!! It was a joke!! I guess US Post and the police didn't find this funny at all!! LOL!

So needless to say, after she got done yelling at me....she laughed her A$$ off and said I should watch my back because she is going to get me for this one! YIKES!!!!!!!

Sorry...a little long wasn't it! ;)

Lmao nice, just lucky she rang your mum otherwise it might have gotten even more out of hand, although I reckon you would have laughed your arse off even more (I would ave anyway lol ) great story :D

Sounds like a nasty fall HC hope nothings broken.

Oh, my whole left side is red and tender.... finger is swelling up (not sure how that happened), and my ankle is getting sore....

Crappy crap. I didn't need this one today!

No, as I hit the second step, I thought, "Huh, these shoes are rather high for these stairs." then BAM... heel caught and down I went! Ouch. It was bad for the receptionist though, she was behind her desk and since its an "L" shape attached to the wall, she couldn't get out in time to help, she was just watching!

But you know what? My first statement after I stood up? "Man, i'm glad I don't have to go to the hospital, I didn't shave my legs this morning! Black stockings, woo-hoo!"

That's bad. Shame on me.

*sigh*

Have you put ice on your ankle? I think you should do that and see how it feels afterwards. See if you can get the swelling down. You could have sprained it, especially if your heels were really high. It's easy to twist it. Do you mean the whole left side of your body is numb? Now that's weird! Maybe you should go to the doctor. That doesn't sound good Chicky!

Yes'm. I'm going home now. Have to pick up the Barbie car from the shop first though. THEN I'll go put ice on it...

No rest for the wicked... I mean, weary! ;)

Chicky out.

Anyone want a good laugh? Too funny!

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Bye Chicky! Take care of that ankle, girl!

Anyone want a good laugh?? Too funny!!

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The post is removed because I reported it, but I quoted her so it is still there! Maybe it's just me, but I thought that was hilarious, seeing as where it was posted! You're getting pretty desperate when you have to hit on dogs! LMAO!

Why is that post funny? Drat. I missed the funny.

It was a girl looking for a date! She said... Hi, my name is (blank) I would like to meet you and get to know you better (something like that) and please contact me at (blank) and we can talk further about our future! It was longer than that... but it was funny! It just made me laugh because it was posted under "what kind of dog is this" LOL!

... who was she responding to?

...who was she responding to?

That's what was funny! It was out of the blue! She wasn't responding to anyone! Maybe the cute dog? LOL!

I responded and said... Uhhhmmm... whaaaaatttt? LOL!

Anyone here? Alty and I need some serious back up! Holy Cow! Talk about anger issues!

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Ya Starbs, no worries, he/she won't last long. :)

Yikes girls... he sounds like a nutcase... like you said, he won't last long.

I have mixed feelings about a question I posted today... it started with really great advice, but then someone came on and started giving advice like a "I'm a professional and you should just let us take care of it" attitude. I answered her questions and then she replied with an even lengthier holier than thou answer and said "dont do it" - basically - leave it to the professionals.

I feel rather slapped on the hand - I haven't said I'm doing it anyway... this was a simple question of what if I DID accept...

Oh well... could be all kinds of things getting in my way - emotions and all that...

(oh - the stupid ankle is now all swollen and I can't walk on it without pain... rah... )

Simple solutio HC don't walk, surely you have someone that's able to wait on you hand and foot :D

What did you do to your ankle Chicky? Was it the stelletos? ;)

Give me the link kiddo, I'm in a mood. :)

LOL... nope, Roger Rabbit hasn't found me yet ;)

But thanks! :)

Bear, Chicky... don't you want to kick butt with us? LOL!

What did you do to your ankle Chicky? Was it the stelletos? ;)

Give me the link kiddo, I'm in a mood. :)

Lol... Its not that I think her/his suggestions are bad - it's just rather "i'm good, you're not, don't even try" attitude that kind of irks me.

Fell down a flight of stairs... could have broken all kinds of stuff but only came out with a twisted ankle and bruises down my left side. :)... oh and a broken shoe! :(

simple solutio HC dont walk, surely you have someone thats able to wait on you hand and foot :D

Bear, are you applying for the position? I'm sure Chicky would appreciate it. You're young, male, are you available? Dare I try another set up? The one with Sneezy didn't pan out. Or did it? Inquiring minds want to know. Chicky?

Darnit, I told you I'm in a mood, ::hangs head in shame, walks away:: sorry, you know me, always trying to play cupid, but my aim sucks! :)

Bear, join me in a beer? Bear, beer, funny. :D

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Lol... Its not that I think her/his suggestions are bad - it's just rather "i'm good, you're not, don't even try" attitude that kind of irks me.

Fell down a flight of stairs..... could have broken all kinds of stuff but only came out with a twisted ankle and bruises down my left side. :) ....oh and a broken shoe! :(

Not a shoe! Say it isn't so. What shoe? Not the red stilletos, tell me it wasn't.

Oh, and sorry about the other stuff, that sucks, but the shoe, wow, that's bad. ;):cool:

Nope, not the red ones, they're safe. It was a cute pair of black Heeled Mary Janes with two buckle straps... adorable, but the heel is not all rickety and I'm afraid it will snap... sad.

Starby who's arse are we talking here? Or just arse in general lol
Alty I shall take up you offer of a beer, and I can see you've already had a head start on me :D

starby whos arse are we talking here? or just arse in general lol
Alty i shall take up you offer of a beer, and i can see youve already had a head start on me :D

You can tell? How? Eeek, are my words slurring? What? How? Ahhhhhhh! :o

Bear, beer, funny. :D

This may have been a slight hint lol :D

Awww... thanks Alty. You're sweet. It just made me feel rather inferior... I AM amateur in photography - the bride and my friend both know that. Sigh

It's just my ankle... lol... emotions are all screwy!

I'm putting my foot up and reading a book - you all have a great night!

Oh, darn, I gave myself away. ;)

Okay fine, I'll admit, I've had some beer. I'm not saying how many, that's for you to figure out.

Am I making sense? I hope so. Oooooh, lights, pretty lights, nice. :)

Awww... thanks Alty. You're sweet. It just made me feel rather inferior.... I AM amateur in photography - the bride and my friend both know that. sigh

It's just my ankle.... lol.... emotions are all screwy!

I"m putting my foot up and reading a book - you all have a great night!

Read Swan song, it's great.

Night Chicky, rest that ankle, Bear will be over soon. ;)

Rest easy HC g'night
Alty I'm guessing 4

4? Really? No way! Guess again. ;)

Higher or lower? Hot or cold? c'mon give me something to work with

Actually this is me for the night, cya'll later :)

starby whos arse are we talking here? or just arse in general lol
Alty i shall take up you offer of a beer, and i can see youve already had a head start on me :D

Oh, I was talking about Mr. Lovely on the Pet Forum where I gave the link. I think he got a good Arse kicking already. ::tail between his legs::

G'nite Bear! Sleep well!

Night Bear. It was lower, just so you know. ;)

I got to go too, time to get the kids bathed and bedded. :)

I'm here everyone!!

It was my day off today, woo hoo!! First one in a few weeks!

... I got a haircut. I tutored for 4 hours. I then went to court! Twas my first day of my second lawsuit. WOO HOO!

Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day (http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=1063)

With all the talk about our lovely pets, I thought that you might enjoy this one.

Stringer

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http://www.woostercollective.com/2007/07/16/giantduck1.jpg Duck??

I'M A GIANT DUCK!! i RULE THIS ISLAND! YOU ARE ALL VERY SMALL!! QUAAAKKKK!!!

I was sitting one day and had a TV show on while I was playing with Niki. It was Montel, and he had a famous phychic Sylvia Browne on. I really wasn't watching it, but certain parts caught my attn. Someone stood up and asked Sylvia how they could talk to their dead relatives, and she said just talk to them...

So anyway, my sis was online on MSN, so I told her what had happened. She laughed at me and said, well since you're talking to them, can you ask Grandma to send me a homemade apple pie like she used to. So now the fun begins.

I thought okay, as a joke I'm going to send her an apple pie. Immediately she thinks it's the stalker mailman. She puts the pie far away from her house just in case it has a bomb of some sort in it! She goes around to all of her neighbours asking if anyone either put a pie in her mailbox, or saw anyone do it. She then calls US Post!

So needless to say, after she got done yelling at me....she laughed her A$$ off and said I should watch my back because she is going to get me for this one! YIKES!!!!!!!

Sorry...a little long wasn't it! ;)

Are you kiddin' me? Tooooo long?? Not a chance... great story. Loved it Starbs!!

Are you kiddin' me? Tooooo long??? Not a chance..........great story. Loved it Starbs!!!

Haha! I'm just glad they didn't arrest meeee! LOL!

Got to go... my boyfriend is coming on TV... heehee!

Haha!! I'm just glad they didn't arrest meeee!! LOL!

Gotta go...my boyfriend is coming on TV....heehee!!

I was just going to inquire how the boyfriend was doing this fine night!! :p ENJOY!

I was just going to inquire how the boyfriend was doing this fine night!!! :p ENJOY!

Just as gorgeous as he ever was!! :D;)

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and sheep and began a conversation. Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian: Look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: Look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at Indian

Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Indian: Total look of utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep liar."

Stringy? You bin talking to ma boyfriend?

Stringy?? You bin talkin to ma boyfriend??

Ha ha... nope.. don't know him... I don't think?

Night.

He's cute... white, but cute! :p

Rebby knows what I mean! Heehee!

Night Stringy! Sleep well!

He's cute...white, but cute!! :p

Rebby knows what I mean!! Heehee!!

Nite Stringy!! Sleep well!

Thank you... you too... GO TO bed now!

Nooo... you're not the boss of me! :p Okay... maybeee! Momma... Stwingy bossin again!

Hey there! Will be out soon for tuition. Rah! School is coming back! Please, lend me a plane so that I go to Hai Nan again! It's melting hot here!! Lol

Hey there! Will be out soon for tuition. Rah! School is coming back! Please, lend me a plane so that I go to Hai Nan again! It's melting hot here!!! lol

Oh shuuusshhh! Don't talk to us about meltin hot! You deserve a lickin for that young man! :p heehee! All aboard! :cool:

Pain... I'm in paaain... :(

I have broken blood vessels on my back, a hyperextended ankle, and bruises all down my left side...

... and I'm still at work... *sigh*

Hmm... a medical problem eh?

... I think I know someone that can do something for that pain.

Oh really? And who would that be?

Oh I don't know... some guy with some godiva... an espresso... perhaps to rub the ouchies...

:( sniff... that sounds heavenly!

Falling down the stairs is just not pretty, nor is it a quick fix!

Good morning.
Hey Sneeze, you sound great...
Starbs, how are you? Really...
Chicky, you need good news and good things to happen to you... the last three times I logged on, you haven't been so well... you are in my good thoughts list. I hope today gets better for you and you heal up quickly. A nice bath would be nice.. close your eyes and think of how nice it really would be.:)

Was it your alternator HC?

I just need to complain less! Lol!

Thanks for the good thoughts! :)

Was it your alternator HC?

:D nope! They thought it was the starter and quoted me $400 for labor, installation, and parts. Knowing that the car wouldn't start without the starter (go figure), I said, sure, go ahead.

THEN they called me back and said that it was just the battery cables! YAY! So, it was under $100! I'm thankful they were honest!

Barbie car is back!

That is great! THAT IS GOOD NEWS!. Smile;)
Mornin' Stringer:)

Excellent.. although I think that $100.00 for battery cables and the labor is a bit high also... go figure.

Morning Start.

How are your deco's coming along? Get started yet?

Excellent..although I think that $100.00 for battery cables and the labor is a bit high also....go figure.

Throw in $40 for the tow... :)

How are your deco's coming along? Get started yet?

Nathan (grandson) and I are to take them down this Saturday and It is supposed to be COLD!

Then we will start inside on Sunday... depressing... taking them down... it seems that they were up for such a short time.

Throw in $40 for the tow... :)

I see, not too bad then. Check with your car insurance company, you probably have towing and they will reimburse you... or if you have AAA

Ooo... thanks!

Ooo.... thanks!

That's why I am her ma'am... Sheriff's job to look out for you...

Aww shucks. Thanks, Sir Stringer!

Aww shucks. Thanks, Sir Stringer!

Welcome... it's only 40 bucks, but it's nice to be appreciated.

Hi everyone! I'm here for a few, then I have to clean.

Stringy, I have to take my tree and other decs down today, I don't want to! You're right, it seems that they're up for such a short time.

Chicky, I hope you feel better, take Sneezy up on the rub and chocolates, I hear that he has magic hands. :)

He Startykins, how are you?

Starby, are you sleeping, or are you here? I can't see you! ;)

Yeah... depressing.

It is depressing, and so much work. I love my christmas decs, I tell myself I only put them up for the kids, but really, I do it for me too. I can't believe another Christmas has come and gone.

Now I'm looking forward to summer, especially because it's freezing here right now. Brrrrr, really cold, really, really cold! I want sun! :(

It is depressing, and so much work. I love my christmas decs, I tell myself I only put them up for the kids, but really, I do it for me too. I can't believe another Christmas has come and gone.

Now I'm looking forward to summer, especially because it's freezing here right now. Brrrrr, really cold, really, really cold! I want sun! :(

You and I have to do the following;

1. Get out of our chairs.

2. Move towards the decorations.

3. Start pulling them down.

4. Have a cigarette and some more coffee.

Can we do that list backwards?

Can we do that list backwards?

That would mean redoing all our planning... Ok!

Okay, let's start.

On the count of 3. One, two, three. I think we need to redo that, I went too fast. One... two... three... I don't want to! :(

Can't I just leave the decs up? It will be Christmas again in 12 months.

Mine are still up! :)

Okay, let's start.

On the count of 3. One, two, three. I think we need to redo that, I went too fast. One........two.......three....... I don't wanna! :(

Can't I just leave the decs up? It will be Christmas again in 12 months.

The tree will begin to rot and smell, bugs, mold and all... but what the hey... It's kind of like yesterdays newspaper, but I have been know to read it again... so...

My tree is fake. :)

OO OO mine too! :)

Then we can leave it up Chicky! :)

Ooooh, I'm so tempted, but it's taking up space.

Darnit, time to suck it up and get er done. :(

After my cigarette and coffee. :)

My tree is fake. :)

Fake?? OK... then leave it for the next 11 months and 23 days... now one will notice... but please put away the CD's for Christmas jingles... K? "Jingle Bells" in August may not cut it..

I'm sucking it up Stringer, I'm getting er done, just have to haul the boxes up, and then I'm doing it. I hate this part. :(

I'll be back later for a progress report, that is, if I've made progress. ;)

Then we can leave it up Chicky! :)

Ooooh, I'm so tempted, but it's taking up space.

Darnit, time to suck it up and get er done. :(

After my cigarette and coffee. :)

Here hon, have some more with some hazelnut creamer... nice and pipping hot... relax, settle back in that soft chair.. close your eyes, smile... it will all go away... yep.

I'm sucking it up Stringer, I'm getting er done, just have to haul the boxes up, and then I'm doing it. I hate this part. :(

I'll be back later for a progress report, that is, if I've made progress. ;)

CRAP! Now I feel guilty... now I have to move...

:) I really only have the tree up... didn't decorate much this year since I was not going to be home for two weeks. I figure, I still have two weeks to enjoy it! :)

Here hon, have some more with some hazelnut creamer....nice and pipping hot...relax, settle back in that soft chair..close your eyes, smile....it will all go away.......yep.

But, but, I have to get going, I have to clean, I, I, mmmmmmmm, hazelnut good, but, ahhhhhh, chair so soft, but, hey, you're supposed to encourage me! :eek:

I really am getting off my arse now, really, no more procrastinating, nope, not me, I'm doing it!

I don't wannna! Waaaaaaaaaaaa! :(

Darn stuff! :(

But, but, I have to get going, I have to clean, I, I, mmmmmmmm, hazelnut good, but, ahhhhhh, chair so soft, but, hey, you're supposed to encourage me! :eek:

I really am getting off my arse now, really, no more procrastinating, nope, not me, I'm doing it!

I don't wannna! Waaaaaaaaaaaa! :(

Darn stuff! :(

Close your eyes... head back... smile a soft peaceful smile... dream of... Christmas!

Tut tut people they should have been down 2 days ago, this is all very dissapointing how is the younger generation supposed to learn how to get off their arses and work when you lot are winging and moaning about taking down christmas decoration, abismal :D

tut tut people they should have been down 2 days ago, this is all very dissapointing how is the younger generation supposed to learn how to get off their arses and work when you lot are winging and moaning about taking down christmas decoration, abismal :D

Hi Bear.

Huh? I didn't know the "youth" were watching?? I'll do better.

Lol hi stringer how's things

lol hi stringer hows things

Trying to get motivated... how about you my friend?

I'm OK thanks, kind of had a day off, just sorting some stuff out, and getting a bit of work done.

Play 'eye of the tiger' to get motivated
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dOCob5NqXKM&feature=related

And remember YOU CAN TAKE THEM DOWN!!

im ok thanks, kinda had a day off, just sortin some stuff out, and gettin a bit of work done.

play 'eye of the tiger' to get motivated
YouTube - Rocky eye of the tiger super video clip (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dOCob5NqXKM&feature=related)

and remember YOU CAN TAKE THEM DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Great song... thanks for reminding me bear. Yes... Stringer... you... can... do... this...

Beat the crap out of those christmas decorations, show them who's boss :D

beat the crap out of those christmas decorations, show em whos boss :D

You got it!. see you later... going to do that now... Up and at 'um! Leaving... yeah... now! Now,. NOW!

SO is this the new spot to be?



Cabana Boy checking in for duty!

Yup, this is the happenin' spot! :)

Hey hey hey... long time no see! Glad I could get away from this yucky rain and spend a little time on this beautiful island!


How you been, Chicky?

Is it raining where you are? Yuck... FL is actually quite nice today!

I'm hanging in there! :)

Hi everyone. I see that our wayward cabana boy has returned, where's your thong? Did you lose it? My, my, now you'll have to wear a fig leaf instead. ;)

Stringer, did you get off your arse and take down your decs? I have to admit, I got side tracked. Bad Alty, bad girl, whatever punishment you decide I need, I'll take it like a woman. :)

And Bears here too. How's my cuddly Bear? ;)

Yes, rainy northern California... *sigh* oh well... "into each life some rain must fall" (anyone? Anyone? 10 bonus points if you know... without Googling! Hehe)

And yes, Alty... you know how easily I misplace those thongs. The last one ended up in the restroom because someone thought it was dental floss.

Anyhow... Im going to need a new fig

You already lost the fig, or did one of my rabbits eat it? Sneaky bunny's, they are sly little critters. ;)

As for the quote, I know it, but can't remember, so I'd have to cheat. I'll give someone else a chance. :)

Okay, I'll give you a new, ahem, underthingy, or cover up. I think the girls will agree that this suits you nicely.

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Now that was hard work, but I guess someone has to do it. Whew, is it hot in here? :cool:

Silly kids! It's about time our Cabana boy showed up for work! We were almost about to look for a replacement! :p Hey Dr. Jizzle McSchnizzle! LOL!

Ahhh... DrJ... and you thought we only loved you for your... ahem... strategically placed fig!! ;)

... some days must be dark and dreary.

HWLongfellow :D

Hey Chicky! I'm glad the barbie mobile is fixed, and it was only a battery cable. Those darn mechanics though. When my cables were cut that time not too long ago? Well, they take like 10 minutes tops to replace, and they are only a couple bucks for them! Uuuggghhh! Oh well, you have your hot wheels back! :D How's the ankle?

Meh, ankle is ankley. I'm just glad the throbbing has stopped! :) Bruises are still bruisy. :) THanks for asking!

Where is everyone tonight?

Sorry sneeze, I guess I am the only one here at the moment.

... pfffbbbtttt

I'm out of here.

Just kidding. How are you doing stringy?

Okay, let's start.

On the count of 3. One, two, three. I think we need to redo that, I went too fast. One........two.......three....... I don't wanna! :(

Can't I just leave the decs up? It will be Christmas again in 12 months.

Stop the countdown... my lovely wife said "the cleaning people were here today so I do not want to dirty the house. I want to leave the tree up for another week or so...."

So, Saturday we take down the outside décors and leave everything else for now...

Man!! I really wanted to do that... yeah, damn it... I was all ready too... well then I guess I will just have to get back in my "easy chair."

...pfffbbbtttt

I'm outta here.

just kidding. How are you doing stringy?

OK... you?

That was quite a sneez, take better care of yourself. That was a sneez right?

Not too bad.

Just got off work, enjoying a cup of tea at a coffee shop while doing some paperwork.

I look... grungy? Yes. Grungy's the only way to describe the way I currently look.

Tired from a good day's work is something that one should never feel bad about.

Ah, I don't. I'm feeling pretty good.

... cept my body's pretty angry at me.

ah, I don't. I'm feeling pretty good.

...cept my body's pretty angry at me.

Some rest and I'm sure it will forgive you...

Ma~ana...

Gnite string man.

Stop the countdown...my lovely wife said "the cleaning people were here today so I do not want to dirty the house. I want to leave the tree up for another week or so...."

So, Saturday we take down the outside decors and leave everything else for now...

Man!!!! I really wanted to do that....yeah, damn it...I was all ready too.......well then I guess I will just have to get back in my "easy chair."

I had an easy chair once! It was soft and slippery! Then I came home one day and it was gone! :( Where did my easy chair go? It used to vibrate and recline, and even spin around sometimes! :D

My life! It's been hard!

YouTube - Part 2 - Dr. McDoogle Quadratic and the Great Waterfowl Migration (a.k.a. the duck movie) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt4rsyOBdGs)

My life!! It's been hard!!

YouTube - Part 2 - Dr. McDoogle Quadratic and the Great Waterfowl Migration (a.k.a. the duck movie) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt4rsyOBdGs)

That's tough duckie... but not to fear... the sheriff is here!

Eh? The stringman's still here?

I thought you went to bed?

Anyway, I'm hommmeeeee... eating cold pizza. Mmmm

Just for youuuu Stringy!

YouTube - Bob & Doug MacKenzie 24 Anniversary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kkYhCX1uqQ)

Just for youuuu Stringy!!

YouTube - Bob & Doug MacKenzie 24 Anniversary (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kkYhCX1uqQ)

I told you I knew who they were... "The Great White North"... yep

ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Talkin' in ma sleep you know'...

Where has everyone been today??

Busy Stringy, very busy. :)

I've been trying to clean, yes, trying. It's not going so well. I feel yucky lately, my get up and go left, and I can't find it. :(

How are you sweetie?

Shhhhtttt! You woke me up! Stop being so loud! Turn down that music you kids! Geeezzzz!

Starby, Stringer, something horrible just happened, I almost can't bring myself to talk about it, it's just absolutely horrible. I, I, I'm beside myself, it really is just terrible. Okay, I have to tell someone, I'm, ah, eeeeek, I'm out of BEER!! :(:(:(

Nooooooo... she's meltingggg! Help Stringy quick! She neeeds our heeeellllpppp!

Waaaaaa, I'm so sad, I can't believe it's all gone. What am I going to do? How will I go on? I'm fading, fast, no... air... can't... breath... need... HELP!!

Mouth to Beeerrr Stwingy! Quick! We must save her! It's the dreaded Fryday!

My, my, ::hiccup:: fwend was supposed to come over, she was going to bwing beer, but she cancelled, which is weally wude because she invited herself. But now I'm beerless, and I'm sad. What am I supposed to dwink? Water? Ewwwww! :(

Heehee

Na na na boo boo

I gots beer.

I'm coming over Sneezy, be there, in, hmmmm, how long to drive to Atlanta from Alberta? Do I need a passport to go to the states? How much is a flight.

I've got an idea, just send the beer here, that will be just fine. :)

Should weee wub it in? I's gots beewr tooo!

But here is a wallaby fa yew Awty!

This is Stwingy and Weezer singing for you!

YouTube - Alvin & Larry There's A Tear In My Beer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV2nQPz3tKI)

Busy Stringy, very busy. :)

I've been trying to clean, yes, trying. It's not going so well. I feel yucky lately, my get up and go left, and I can't find it. :(

How are you sweetie?

Yeah me too, kind of a dreary day.. lots of snow, expect another 3to 5 inches tonight.. that will be about 8 inches on the ground total.

Watching TV tonight... the last episode of Atlantis wa son... pretty good one... I see that there will be another new one soon... Atlantis Universe, Chery will like that.

Nooooooo....she's meltingggg!! Help Stringy quick!! She neeeds our heeeellllpppp!!

Will "near beer" help?

AHHHHHHH! Now I feel worse, Starby posted a, a, a, dare I say it, country song. I'm going to vomit, really I am. No beer and forced to listen to country music.

I thought you were my friend. Sob, sob, sob. :(

But... but... it was Stwingy and Weezer singing! Not that Hank guy! :(

Will "near beer" help?

Near beer? Now you're swearing at me? Near beer is flavored water, it's not beer, it's no were near beer, not even close.

I'm surrounded by meanies, tormenting me with their beer, their flavored water and country music. What next, are you all going to tell me you had sex today? Don't even do it, I don't want to know! :eek:

But....but...it was Stwingy and Weezer singin!! Not that Hank guy!! :(

You slippery DUCK!

But....but...it was Stwingy and Weezer singin!! Not that Hank guy!! :(

It doesn't matter who was singing, no one can sing country music well, because it's country music. :eek:

Now I'm depressed and beerless.

Wiggy, Wiggy, I need beer, Starby made me listen to country music. Yes, country music, I know, I thought she liked me too, but I guess not.

So sad, so very sad. You've all ganged up on me.

Hey, am I mean when I don't have beer? :confused:

Near beer? Now you're swearing at me? Near beer is flavored water, it's not beer, it's no were near beer, not even close.

I'm surrounded by meanies, tormenting me with their beer, their flavored water and country music. What next, are you all going to tell me you had sex today? Don't even do it, I don't want to know! :eek:

Weeeeeeell, seriously... not yet... but the clock is ticking.

Hey! Got to go... alarm went off... ha

You slippery DUCK!

It was youuuu Stwingy! I saw yer mustache! And... and... I saw Weezer wearing his college jersey!

Hey! Gotta go....alarm went off.....ha

The knife in my back, the final blow, the icing on the cake... WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! :mad:

Hey, you guys, we're being watched.

Starby, do you see?

Computer is close down... I'm on my way honey... wait for ME!!!!!

Hey! Gotta go....alarm went off.....ha

ALARM?. eeekkk!! Is it your heart monitor? Is it beeping? :eek:

(just buggin you... we lub our Stwingy! )

Hey, you guys, we're being watched.

Starby, do you see?

Seriously? How can you tell Alty??

He's going to go home and have... have... that "s" word thingy! You know, sandwiches! I'm so hungry for a sandwich, with beer.

Go home and enjoy your "sandwich" Stringer. You lucky dog. :(

Seriously? How can you tell Alty????

I know all, I see all, I'm everywhere, and I looked at the bottom of the page. :)

Who's watching? We caught them! They flew away! Big chicken! Come back... we can take you! LOL!

I know all, I see all, I'm everywhere, and I looked at the bottom of the page. :)

Oh, I never noticed that... hmmm

I'm coming honey!! Wait!

Don't Jinx them! Might scare them! Heehee! ;) We don't bite... hard!

... I go away on the computer for 2 minutes and you guys have posted 20 times.

... jeebus.

Alty, you going through withdrawal? Good, because I'm having a nice... great tasting... beer.

MmmmMmmm.

Regardless, this young'un needs to rest his old bag of bones. I'm out until the morn. Ciao all.

...I go away on the computer for 2 minutes and you guys have posted 20 times.

...jeebus.

alty, you going through withdrawal? good, because I'm having a nice...great tasting...beer.

mmmmMmmm.

regardless, this young'un needs to rest his old bag of bones. I'm out til the morn. ciao all.

Adios Amigo! Pull down your sombrero and finish your Cervasa and have a Siesta! :p

You can join in Jinxz! We're just being silly as usual! ;)

Oh... guess you left!

Did you scare Jinx away? Bad Ducky, mean ducky, he/she might have had beer, he/she could be my neighbor, he/she could have brought beer over. Now he/she is gone, gone, gone. Mean Starby, mean Ducky, I'm still without beer, I've been, oh my, jinxed. :(

Night Sneezykins, drink your beer, enjoy it, while you can. Sleep with one eye open little boy, you never know when Alty may come over for a visit. Muwahahahahahahaha, WAAAAAA! :(

I'm making nachos, yup, nachos will take away my craving for beer.

I think I may have a problem. ;)

I'll call you and talk you down? LOL! I'm silly duck tonight! Haha!

Talk me down? Am I up? I thought I was down. I'm confused. :(

I don't know if any of my phones are charged, let me check.

Okay, looks like one of them is charged.

Wait, do I want to talk to you? You teased me about the beer. You laughed at my pain. You made me listen to country music, how do I know you won't try that again?

Dare I trust you? Are you, are you, my friend?

Okay, looks like one of them is charged.

Wait, do I want to talk to you? You teased me about the beer. You laughed at my pain. You made me listen to country music, how do I know you won't try that again?

Dare I trust you? Are you, are you, my friend?

Muuaaawwwhahahahahahaha! How would you ever know? I am in control of the cooler!. and my collection of country music! You are my muse! Baaahahahaha!

Muse? I'm not a muse, nor am I amused. ;)

I see another peeker.

Hey Artlady, come say hi! We're all really silly here, it's our place to unwind. Come unwind with us.

Do you have any beer? ;)

She left. :(

Do we smell Starby? Was it the beer comment?

Did she actually try to read the entire thread? Maybe that's it, we're boring. ;)

Come back, we need new victims. :)

No, really, we love having new people join us, so come on in, we're harmless, ish. ;)

This is interesting... hard to believe how fast he is...

Kim Komando’s Video of the Day » Blog Archive » Fastest shot in the world (http://videos.komando.com/2009/01/06/fastest-shot-in-the-world/)

AND the next one is simply amazing. I am in love, she is out of this world... not available presently but I WANT ONE! Watch her "wink."

Kim Komando's Video of the Day » Blog Archive » GINA concept car (http://videos.komando.com/2008/06/18/gina-concept-car/)

And this one... well "stupid is as stupid does..."

Kim Komando's Video of the Day » Blog Archive » Speeding ticket failure (http://videos.komando.com/2008/12/12/speeding-ticket-failure/)

Does this work?

http://www.postsmile.net/img/35/3535.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/)

Yeay! It works! Taaaaannnkkksss Momma!

Cute Starby!! Just popped in and got to pay mother's bills. Just wanted to say "HOWDY!" Later Gator!! :)

Starby posted a picture, yay Starby! :)

Hi Rebbie, how are you sweetie?

Stringer, did you have fun last night? ;);)

Starby posted a picture, yay Starby! :)

Hi Rebbie, how are you sweetie?

Stringer, did you have fun last night? ;);)

Not really a pic, but a Smiley! Momma was so nice to me, and shared hers!


http://www.postsmile.com/img/emotions/176.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/) http://www.postsmile.com/img/emotions/99.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/)

Awww, you have smilies, too cute. :)

I still don't have beer, so sad. ;)

Well you better get to work on that! It's 5 o'clock somewhere!

http://www.postsmile.net/img/29/2912.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/)

Who needs 5 o'clock, it's after noon, all is good. ;)

I want beer! :(

Starby posted a picture, yay Starby! :)

Hi Rebbie, how are you sweetie?

Stringer, did you have fun last night? ;);)

Being a gentleman...

Being a gentleman............

You want to kiss and tell, admit it, come on, do tell, I have to have some fun, even if it's just from hearing about other people's sex lives. ;)

Aaaaaaahhh, I never mentioned sex... did I? Hee hee

I like my new smiley's! I'm playing!

http://www.postsmile.com/img/love/2551.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/)

Starby's new toy...

Our world will never be the same Alty... God help us...

I think this is beyong God's control, it's up to us Stringer. You smack her, I'll start the water boiling. :)

As for the sex, you know that I know that you know what you did. ;)

Muaaahahahahaha!

http://www.postsmile.com/img/emotions/218.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/)

I think this is beyong God's control, it's up to us Stringer. You smack her, I'll start the water boiling. :)

As for the sex, you know that I know that you know what you did. ;)

I think I know that which of you speak that you may know of...

Muaaahahahahaha!!

http://www.postsmile.com/img/emotions/218.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/)

I think you are right Alty... she is asking for it...

http://www.postsmile.com/img/magic/69.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/)http://www.postsmile.com/img/magic/66.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/)

I can seeee youuuu stirring that pot!

http://www.postsmile.com/img/magic/15.gif (http://www.postsmile.com/)

We must get her, before this gets out of hand. She has a whole new arsenal at her little fingertips. :(

Stringer, we must come up with a fool proof plan. :)

Youuu caaan't catch meeeee! Nanananana! :p

Is that a dare, or a double dog dare Starby? :)

Triple dog dare! I'm up for it! In fact I'm going to kick some major butt around here right now too! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr... I'm MAD!!

What's wrong, someone pluck a feather?

Post the link, I'm in a mood, after all, no beer makes Alty a grumpy girl. ;)

That would leave... one scrawny feather... she is at high risk of losing it too... :)

I need a good azz kicking... give it to me Starbs;)

Marta and sis in law are (guess)... shopping (again) but that's all right she is worth it...

So I have to go nuke something to eat... be back later... to STOP THE DUCK!!!!!!!

I need a good azz kickin...give it to me Starbs;)

Whaaaaat?? What did you do now start??

Uhhhh What do you mean now? When have I ever done ANYTHING?? LOL
Goll Stringer, you used to talk to me so sweet:(
I didn't finish my goal of getting everything done... and I just got in the mail something very important that I totally forgot about and it could end up real bad if I don't complete it with in 15 days... thank goodness they are giving me that;)

I want to go shopping like Marta and her sis!!

Uhhhh What do you mean now? When have I ever done ANYTHING???? LOL
Goll Stringer, you used to talk to me so sweet:(
I didnt finish my goal of getting everything done...and I just got in the mail something very important that I totally forgot about and it could end up real bad if I dont complete it with in 15 days....thank goodness they are giving me that;)

I wanna go shopping like Marta and her sis!!!!

You know that you always have my heart...

Kiss kiss, suck suck, Stringer, you big sweet talker you. :)

Starty, it wasn't on AMHD, I'm on the phone with her now. :)

Kiss kiss, suck suck, Stringer, you big sweet talker you. :)

Starty, it wasn't on AMHD, I'm on the phone with her now. :)

Well, don'tcha just love it...

You know that you always have my heart....

Awww, thanks Stringer. You are a great man and my good friend;) 22

Hey uhhhhh, tell her I say hi Alty, haven't talked with her in a long while;)

Start, when the two of them go off shopping I hold my breath... especially when they are going to the jewelers "just to make sure that all the warranties are up to date."

Tell me, really... do you think that I believe that is all they will do at the jewelers?? Here, let me take this "wool" off my eyes... ha ha

22, 22

Naw, you are just a nice guy, and very understanding. MARTA is a good woman too, so you really just need to relax.
I just got a stew on and I forgot to start making the fresh bread... I soooo wanted that bread. Next time I suppose;) I also made yellow cupcakes and I am going to frost them with the rainbow betty crocker frosting... YUMMY... want one? Heehee

Starby says hi too. :)

Although, I guess she can come here and say that without me. ;)

Stringer, you sly fella, you know you love it! :)

I need a good azz kickin...give it to me Starbs;)

Unfortunately, it isn't a link! If you'd like to swoop down here, I can give you NAMES!! LOL!

I was actually saying for you to give me a quick kick in the azz... really I made the most stupid mistake, but I am given a chance to redeem myself so I suppose it will all be OK.

Starby... I would kick azzes for you, I can I swear...

Naw, you are just a nice guy, and very understanding. MARTA is a good woman too, so you really just need to relax.
I just got a stew on and I forgot to start making the fresh bread....I soooo wanted that bread. Next time I suppose;) I also made yellow cupcakes and I am gonna frost them wiht the rainbow betty crocker frosting...YUMMY....want one? Heehee

Well Start, I really believe that she now has all the jewelry she needs and wants. It was so easy before, for a holiday or special day... all I had to do was go see my guy "at Helzberg Jewelers." This Christmas I gave her a new diamond bracelet, she liked it but later said that I had gotten her one kind of like that a few years ago hmmmmmmmm. I said, well, you don't wear it? She said... "yeah." Now confused I ask her what she wanted to do? "I'll take it back and go shopping..." I said, you can go shopping and you don't have to take it back? She kind of frowned... you don't like it right? "OH... I LKE IT... but...

NOW... I AM SUPPOSED to read her mind, right?

Longer story... shorter... she took it back, went shopping and went shopping AND went shopping again...

Love that gal... but it is OK, just as long as she is happy... then we are all happy..

So you aren't only a nice guy... you are a smart one;););)
Just remember Stringer, us girls like to pick out our own stuff... that way we won't waste time or money;) I would just ahng out with her, remember what catches her eye at the stores and then... bam you buy it... and then you could be very safe;) Hugs Stringer... gotta go now;)

New sigs, you guys like? :)

So you aren't only a nice guy...you are a smart one;););)
Just remember Stringer, us girls like to pick out our own stuff...that way we wont waste time or money;) I would just ahng out with her, remember what catches her eye at the stores and then...bam you buy it...and then you could be very safe;) Hugs Stringer...gotta go now;)

Wise advice... here is an artificial "greenie."

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HEY GUYS!!!!!!!! ONLY 37 POSTS LEFT ON THIS THREAD!!!!!!! How about; "Momma C's Fantasy Island?" Alty... run with it... K?

I'm confused. Hubby just came home from grocery shopping, brought me a dozen roses, a movie (sex in the city) and chocolates. What's he up to? ;)

Me open another thread? Starby and I were talking about maybe going back to the castle for a while. What do you guys think?

I like your sig... of course I think its very funny too;)

Thanks Stringer... My keyboard is still missing keys... sorry about all that spelling up there;)

MMMMMMM, STEW!

I'm confused. Hubby just came home from grocery shopping, brought me a dozen roses, a movie (sex in the city) and chocolates. What's he up to? ;)

Me open another thread? Starby and I were talking about maybe going back to the castle for a while. What do you guys think?

Aaaahhh this one of those (smack your head) I could have had a V-8 moments... here's a hammer...

Yes, castle sounds good to me... This time please tell me... last time I came home from work and the thread was empty... ya all moved!

Awww, Stringer, no worries.

I always post the link to the new place in the old place, but no one checks. :(

Okay, I'll set up the new place.

Okay, here's the link to the new place, come sign in while the signing is good.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/another-castle-another-one-301882.html

Awww, Stringer, no worries.

I always post the link to the new place in the old place, but no one checks. :(

Okay, I'll set up the new place.

Ja, das reicht

Mmmmmm, I don't understand unless you are saying thank you?? LOL

Ja, das is recht Stringer. :)

No worries though. ;)

I have beer now, hubby brought beer too, he must be up to something, I wonder what. :)

Ja, das is recht Stringer. :)

No worries though. ;)

I have beer now, hubby brought beer too, he must be up to something, I wonder what. :)

Hmmmm, are you trying to get even my lovely?

Even? How?

Stringer, go to the castle, check in now so it shows up under your subscribed threads. Do it! Do it! Just do it! You'll get a treat afterwards. :)

Mmmmmm, I dont understand unless you are saying thank you???? LOL

ja, das reicht; kind of: "Yes that would be fine."

Even? How?

Stringer, go to the castle, check in now so it shows up under your subscribed threads. Do it! Do it! Just do it! You'll get a treat afterwards. :)

Where's the thread?

Das werde gut sein, or das ist OK, or Ja, das ist riecht. Ja, das reicht, well, lets just say they'd know right away that you're a foreigner. ;)

It's like someone saying. Ya, that right! :)

Okay, German lesson is done for the day, unless you want more. ;)

Where's the thread?

See, this is why you get left behind, because you miss it.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/another-castle-another-one-301882.html

Now, go to it immediately, Starty already beat you to it. :)

I got lots of football today... happy my Steelers won.

Go steelers! W00t!

go steelers! W00t!

You got that right! They looked pretty good today, enough to go and win it all, loved it!

They got me pretty pumped all day.. . so much so that I am heading to the gym.

... to be honest, the Egyptians and the Romans would have been pretty upset at me if I told them, "I have the option of eating myself to death. I can have chicken, beef, and seafood. Instead, I'm going to eat a small plate of leaves and fruits, and then afterwards, I'm going to lift random heavy objects to burn any excess energy I may have. These heavy objects I'm lifting...I'm not lifting them up anywhere; it's not to build a house or any sort. I'm going to lift it up, bring it down, lift it up, and bring it down."

... it goes against humanity.

Great insight into the ancient Egyptians and Romans... they would find this totally confusing and baffling...

Lifting heavy objects, never did understand that, it's like running when no one's chasing you. Why? Why? I want to know.

I'm back ladies.

... I'm back.

Back? Where did you go? I just got here, where were you? Gone?

I haven't read a darn thing... I had a night from the twilight zone!! How's tricks kiddo's? Someone please save me from my neighbours! Eeeeekkkkkk!! Crazy drunks!

Hey, Starby, I didn't drink that much! Oh, you weren't talking about me, were you? Ooops. ;)

Sneezy, where did you go? Come back, we don't bite... much. That costs extra!

Did someone say Drink :D

Congrats to our New EXPERTS , Well deserved :)

15375

M's back, M's back, just in time for the closing of the island. :)

How was your holiday M? Did you have fun? Did you drink too much? Did you stay out late and dance on tables? Did you strip while dancing on tables? Are there pictures? Can we see them? Please? Please? Pretty please? :)

So good to have you back M, we missed you bunches! :)

Does this site like advertisting. If you asking about how to advertise. Try putting up posters or billboards..or word of mouth always works!!

Huh? :confused:

Does this site like advertisting. If you asking about how to advertise. Try putting up posters or billboards..or word of mouth always works!!

Uhhhmmm... WHAT?? :rolleyes:

You too Starby? I think the drinks went to our head.

Here's the link to the new place, come sign in before the island sinks.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/another-castle-another-one-301882.html

Hey M, I have not been on threads much lately but when on, noticed you never were. Back to the Castle with all the crew I hope???

Hey gang, we are close to the end of this thread, aren't we???? WOW! Had not taken notice.

I am in La La land..............Nite to all here, gotta get some zzzzzzzz's! Was up until 4:30 this morning. Love and Hugs to all! It's a good thing someone is watching and keeping me directed.

Hi Rebby
I've been overseas for a few weeks so MIA , missed you all :)

I am so glad you had a good time Angel but happy you are back. I have missed you!

Posting the link in case we have a few stragglers.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/another-castle-another-one-301882.html

Hey M! Welcome home!

Last post, the island is sinking, everyone run to the castle, save yourselves!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/another-castle-another-one-301882.html

See you all there! :)

Last!