Now that you have your papers, your master blend, settle in, will you?? We don't want to worry about you landing on your patookus and breaking a hip... with you just getting over the flu... settle! K?? Thanks. Now we won't have to worry about you. :)

I bet it is beautiful. We rarely get snow and have been getting more ice than snow the last few years but just windy today. We were out of power for 7 days, two years ago. NOT fun but always an adventure. LOL

Ok Stringer, all settled in, right?? To stay for the day, right??

This left eye is still closed and I am making tooooo many type-o's so will say, "Later Gator" and stay indoors!!

I AM MAN! I challenge the world daily! I am NOT afraid! I will never give quarter! I... I... Ioh well... okay, "take it easy"... K... Marta agrees... with you.

I know, I know, you must always be THE MAN and win the challenges that the elements bring, wind, rain, storm, pestilence... if you don't stay in... I will be a pest and bug you until you do... YEA for Marta! Smart girl. LOL

Mannnnn... she always gets all the credit.. I'll tell you...

I told her that she is putting the leash on a bit tight lately, it is strangling me some. Ha ha

Go Marta... keep Stringer in line and safe. It is a harsh cruel world out there. She is just lovingly trying to protect you!! LOL

Do you know where the keys might be?

Yep

Stringy! You might need to borrow Marta's blow dryer the next time your door gets stuck! That's what I had to do earlier this week when I was jailed in my own home! Frozen shut... and poor Niki peed on the floor and thought she was in big twouble! Lol! I couldn't get the doors open to save my life! Blow dryer to the rescue! I got it open... but actually it made it a bit worse afterwards!

It was -40 something that day though. Today it is a cozy -10! WOOHOO!

Blow dryer... never thought of that Jo. Continue to learns something every day, I will remember that, thanks.

Stick with us Stringer. It is amazing what little things we can come up with in problem solving... way to go Jo. LOL

I's SMRT! LOL!

I need to lay down for awhile! Got up way too early this morning! Maybe I'll give you a call later if you're up to it Rebby!? ;)

Hey Starby, that would be great! Love!

I... am... in... the... presence... of... genus... I know...

Marta and I are now going to.. watch TV in bed with pop corn and coke (cola) and watch old TMC Turner movies about the Hardy Boys...

Have to use that 65 " TV at the base of the bed sometime... ha ha

Dip the popcorn IN the coke! Good stuff man! Does this mean you have to actually get up and turn the channels Stringy? Be a man... do it! Heehee!

I ....am....in...the ....presence....of ...genus......I know.....

Marta and I are now going to..watch TV in bed with pop corn and coke (cola) and watch old TMC Turner movies about the Hardy Boys...

Have to use that 65 " TV at the base of the bed sometime......ha ha

Good... you know what they say or use to say years ago... "and knowing is half the battle"!! LOL

What a life, what a life. TMC movies, pop corn, soda, the love of your life by your side on a cold winter's night!! Goodness, what a life! :p

Dip the popcorn IN the coke!! Good stuff man!! Does this mean you have to actually get up and turn the channels Stringy? Be a man...do it!! Heehee!!

ARE YOU KIDDING??? NOPE, have a programmable DVR with DirecTV...

Good.....you know what they say or use to say years ago........."and knowing is half the battle"!!! LOL

What a life, what a life. TMC movies, pop corn, soda, the love of your life by your side on a cold winter's night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Goodness, what a life! :p

THIS IS ALL TRUE Rebbie...... what can I say huh?

Actually it went from a high of about 4 yesterday to 47 degrees today... heavy fog! AND tomorrow... 60 degrees... I should work on cleaning up the garage... but I think we will go to the movies...

Dinner is done, the guests are all gone and I'm going to sit down, have a smoke and a beer and relax for the first time in 3 days. Whew! :)

I hope everyone had a wonderful Christmas, now we just have to get through New years. ;)

Rebbyyyy!! Are you still awake my girl?? Should I call now, or wait until tomorrow?

This is a very cute video about a funny dog. I thought you guys would enjoy this, especially Starby and Alty...

Kim Komando's Video of the Day » Blog Archive » Bailey the unknown reindeer (http://videos.komando.com/2008/12/23/bailey-the-unknown-reindeer/)

This is a very cute video about a funny dog. I thought you guys would enjoy this, especially Starby and Alty...

Kim Komando’s Video of the Day » Blog Archive » Bailey the unknown reindeer (http://videos.komando.com/2008/12/23/bailey-the-unknown-reindeer/)

I've seen that one before Stringy, but it's so cute to watch! Just when you almost start to get worried about the little guy... up he pops again! He sure looks like he's having a blast! LOL!

I've seen that one before Stringy, but it's so cute to watch!! Just when you almost start to get worried about the little guy....up he pops again!! He sure looks like he's havin a blast!! LOL!

Yeppers... I enjoyed it a lot, cute.

Anybody home?

Sorry Sneeze, I guess there is only me.

Eh, I'll take what I can get.

I guess it doesn't help that I popped in late! Still awake Sneezer Weezer?

Yes. Had some late night counseling to do on a drunk girl.

But, alas, it's almost 5am and I have to get up in about 3 hours for a meeting... soo... yeah.

Nighty-o everyone!

Did you make a date with her? LOL! You were counseling Alty weren't you! Hahaha!

G'nite Sneezy... get yourself some sleep for God sakes! ;)

Is anyone here? Did everyone survive the holiday's o-kay?

What holidays?

I was home alone. It was... somewhat liberating, but also very boring.

Chery, congrats on the new baby;)

I survived the holidays, nice and relaxing, but now its back to work tomorrow:):)

Chery, congrats on the new baby;)

I survived the holidays, nice and relaxing, but now its back to work tomorrow:):)

But, you will have some time off towards the end of this week.. right start?

Oh... I sure will;) thanks for the reminder Stringer. Hope your Christmas was great!

Oh...I sure will;) thanks for the reminder Stringer. Hope your Christmas was great!!

It was dear and I hope yours was as well.

Yes the 60 mph storms and a ton of ice took it's toll on my outside displays even though I tied them down but I fixed all of them. Too bad that they came around two Saturdays ago to pick the winners... the snow covered my best part... the all the lights on the ground... oh well.

I took pictures that I am sending to Chery to post for me anyway.. they didn't come out really well in that I took them at night and the lights are really bright...

Enjoy your evening hon.

Stringer

Did you make a date with her? LOL! You were councelling Alty weren't you! Hahaha!

G'nite Sneezy....get yourself some sleep for God sakes!! ;)

Hey! I resemble that remark. ;)

Hey! I resemble that remark. ;)

Heehee! Hey, have you had trouble with AMHD and signing in today?

No, no trouble signing in, all is well, except for my wee little head, it hurts, badly. OW!

I guess the counseling didn't help eh? LOL!

You should see the lovely email I got our dear Eileen! She's real special! Apparently I'm a bleepety bleep bleep bleep!. oh, and I own AMHD! COOL! LOL!

Are you getting your cheques? After all, if you own AMHD shouldn't you be paid? Wait, shouldn't I be paid? Do we get paid? I want to be paid. :(

Point me to the trouble Starby, I'm in a mood. :)

Are you getting your cheques? After all, if you own AMHD shouldn't you be paid? Wait, shouldn't I be paid? Do we get paid? I want to be paid. :(

Point me to the trouble Starby, I'm in a mood. :)

YES! And shouldn't we get a company vehicle? I didn't get my Christmas bonus either... did you? I think there is some insider trading going on too! We may have to hire a private eye to sniff out the infiltraters!

Hey! We own it! Who has the checkbook?

She sent me an email! No return email address. It made me laugh actually. I removed my email from my profile when I changed my signature. I had forgotten it was even there, and I should have removed it earlier actually. I guess she got a hold of it before I took it off.

Wow, now you're getting emails? This girl has a serious problem with you. Did you pee on her cornflakes Starby?

I'm hungry. :(

A peeing on cornflakes reference made you hungry? You have more problems than you think! LOL!

Don't I know it? I'm really dehydrated and I can't remember when I last ate anything. The holidays are hard, but I'm making them harder.

The sad thing, it isn't even New years yet. I'm doomed. :(

Someone save me from myself.

Do I have to send you to the rubber room and force feed you? Go eat something... that's an order!

Like I have room to talk. My diet is soooo healthy! ;)

Okay Mommy, I'll eat.

The rubber room? Is that as fun as it sounds? ;)

Here's the deal! I'll be rubber... you be glue!. whatever bounces off me... sticks to you! Soooo... I'll order pizza, and bounce it on over to you! LOL!

Mmmmmm, pizza. Great, now I'm starving, not just hungry, starving!!

Starby's mean. :(

I's not mean! ::sniff sniff:: :( I's vewy nice girwl!

You're not a girl, you're a woman! ;)

I made Starby cry, ten points for me. :)

I wasn't crying I was buying time and plotting! Muaahahahaha!

Starby is evil, me likey! :)

You better watch out... you better not cry... you better not pout... I'm telling you why... Evil Starby's coming to towwwnnn!

Oh... gotta watch Oprah! All about doggies! Oops... I'm evil Starby! I'm not suppose to like doggies! I'll put reindeer antlers on them and make them pull my sled! Muahahahaha!

Hey Grinch, no reindeer antlers on dogs, it's wrong! ;)

Go watch Oprah, I'll be here waiting. Sigh, I'm so bored. Anyone else here? Starby is leaving me all alone. Waaaaaaa! :(

Oh look, beer! I'm okay now. ;)

You have to watch it! This is just too cute!

Don't want to, can't make me! Waaaaa!

:p :p :p :p :p

But... but... they have a yellow Lab who has white tiger cubs!

Nope, not going to do it. No way! Just say no!

There is a greyhound with only two left legs, and runs around like crazy! And the woman that owns the smallest dog in the world. (4" tall) I swear she is our Rebby girls twin sister!

You know you waaannaaaa! Dare you... dare you... double dog dare you!

Give me money, then I'll watch. ;)

The cheque is in the mail! Big... Big... HUGE cheque! You can bathe in the money... roll in it... swim in it... throw it in the air with an evil laugh... sleep in it... make a salad out of it!

Salad? Really? Yuck! ;)

I'll buy new boots, I need new boots. Black leather boots with heels, then I can be taller than everyone else. Muwahahahahaha!

Not buying the old "cheques in the mail" gag. I have paypal, send cash! ;)

No can do... company policy! I own the place you know! How would this look to the investors? I would be accepting a bribe from a hungover woman! Hahahahaha!



Did you miss this? You said you were in a mood!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/4-week-old-puppy-296215.html

Uhmm, yeah... you might not want to watch the last 20 minutes or so of Oprah... if you actually do!

There is a greyhound with only two left legs, and runs around like crazy! And the woman that owns the smallest dog in the world. (4" tall) I swear she is our Rebby girls twin sister!!

You know ya waaannaaaa!! Dare ya....dare ya...double dog dare ya!!

Hey Starby!! Who told? I try to keep twin under wraps! :eek: She reminds me of the Duckster, always causing mischief. I never let her near my bike but hey, she may have turned over a new leaf, if she owns a little doggy now and is being a good girl. Time will tell!! :cool:

Salad? Really? Yuck! ;)

I'll buy new boots, I need new boots. Black leather boots with heels, then I can be taller than everyone else. Muwahahahahaha!

Not buying the old "cheques in the mail" gag. I have paypal, send cash! ;)

I want to see the boots Alty!! Show pics. :p

You remind me of cheese I like cheese.

I'm lactose intolerant.

... cheese gives me pain.

So my little friend Sneezy, you aren't saying I give you pain, right?? LOL Grrrrrrhhhhhh Well, this cheesester can't spell tonight.

magprob likes cheese!! Now your talkin'!! :)

I like cheese... it's gouda! :p

Oh Starbs, you are with it tonight!! /morning! LOL

Oh yummy, Head Cheese! Got any crackers?

I'm not getting notifications again... grrrrrr!

You don't eat head cheese with crackers silly. It goes well as an appetizer along with prairie oysters though!

Hi Princess Rebby!

Hey there! I was just getting ready to call it a night, a little early but stayed up way too long last night. Lots to do tomorrow. Night night to all!
Later! Catch you on the flip side.

Have a good rest of the night/day to all! :)

Goodnight Rebby! Sweet dreams, and sleep well!

Thank you Starby and you do the same. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Well, I guess I had better hit the road. I have my Amazing Musical Chicken show booked in 15 towns for the next 6 weeks. My talking chicken is a big hit. See you in 6 weeks.

I have a talented rooster that does oragamy while doing back flips! Do you think you could get us some gigs? He works for chicken feed!

magprob likes cheese!!! Now your talkin'!!! :)

YEAH.. agree with Mag!

It's been a while...

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/what-last-2008-a-297037.html#post1453663

Hi all,
Just dropped in to let you know I'm doing as well as can be and wanted to extend my wishes for the new year to all of you wonderful people. I hope that I will be up to par next year to come visit AMHD more often.
Lots of Love and Hugs, Your Chery

happy new year to you and larry too momma c!!.....love you tons!!!

WE MISS YOU!!

I'll talk to you very soon!!

I believe it's 8:30am Weds. In OZ right now!. sooo HAPPY NEW YEARS EVE DAY BATMAN!! I Will check back in at 5:30 Wednesday morning to clink glasses with you at midnite! Then you can come back Thursday at 6pm and clink glasses with me at midnite! :D Now, does this mean that all of the champagne will be stale by the time I get to toast with you? If you pop the cork at midnite, do I have to drink with you at 5:00am? Are you going to drink that stale champagne with me at 6pm on Friday? Uhhmmm... I've got a headache, and haven't even gotten to the champagne! Soooo confubled!

Batman?. can you tell me if I had a good time on New Years Eve? I would like to know ahead of time! Did I wear the red dress, or the black? Should I stop at the first bottle of champagne? If I don't, will I puke on my shoes? Did I really do a strip tease on the table? How did I get the big bruise on my A$$? Did I really bring that creepy guy that bought me a drink home with me? Is he still here? Why am I missing an arm? Why does my head hurt??

Batman is on vacation, what day is it in Thailand? ;)

Batman is on vacation, what day is it in Thailand? ;)

Hee hee! I know he's gone. Just thought I'd give him something to think about when he gets back! LOL! Maybe it's Valentines Day in Thailand? Hmmmm! HA!

Not V day, I hate V day! :(

Not V day, I hate V day! :(

Oh I soooo had a comment! LOL! Baaad Starby... baaaadddd! :p:D

You're not going to take the bait? Darn, I thought I had you there, guess I'll have to try harder. :)

By the way, I think congratulations are in order Miss Expert. :)

Hey girls! I'm just in for a brief HELLO!

Congrats are due for both of you! :) Yay! WE're all experts now!!

... did I say in what?? Noooo... ;)

::blush:: thanks Chicky.

It was sure a nice surprise. :)

How was your Christmas? Was Santa kind?

Santa was very kind... in the way of my little brother's trip to Italy! :)

I'm loving this vacation thing... not doing anything... I could get used to it!! :D

What about you?

I'm already used to it! ;)

Santa Hubby was very kind, I got diamond earrings, so I guess he bought another 13 years of marital bliss. :)

The kids are thrilled, they got a Wii, but they both agree that Chewy (the puppy) was the best Christmas present.

Hubby didn't get as spoiled, but he's happy, and he definitely got something nice because of the earrings. I'm not saying what though, I'll let your dirty little minds take over from here. :)

Lol... You're cute. Earrings, huh? Niiiiice :) He's a keeper!

A Wii, huh? I'm debating about getting one... I don't have cable though... that should be my first splurge!

I'm off - much love and a happy, happy new year, Alty dear! :)

Ditto Chicky. Be good. :)

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You're not going to take the bait? Darn, I thought I had you there, guess I'll have to try harder. :)

By the way, I think congratulations are in order Miss Expert. :)

I got busy on the phone, and then thought... hmmm... nap time! LOL!

Congrats back at you Miss Expert! ;) I think it's hilarious that we both got made experts at the same time! Everyone probably thinks we were in cahouts! LOL! I was shocked actually! Does this mean we can boss people around now? :cool::p Sheriff, you need to return the whip! :eek:

I got busy on the phone, and then thought...hmmm....nap time!! LOL!

Congrats back at ya Miss Expert! ;) I think it's hilarious that we both got made experts at the same time! Everyone probably thinks we were in cahouts!! LOL! I was shocked actually! Does this mean we can boss people around now? :cool::p Sheriff, you need to return the whip! :eek:

Yep... cahouts, no doubt about it... :rolleyes:

Whip like in whipped cream, cheese, butter?? No idea whatcha "experts" are talking about, you are aspeakin' a different language now... hee hee

Hey girls! I'm just in for a brief HELLO!

Congrats are due for both of you! :) Yay! WE're all experts now!!!

.... did I say in what??? Noooo..... ;)

Taaaaanks Chickeypoo! BCBW!! We are the three Chickateers! :D

Glad you are enjoying your holidays!

Yep......cahouts, no doubt about it...:rolleyes:

Whip like in whipped cream, cheese, butter???? No idea whatcha "experts" are talking about, ya are aspeakin' a different language now........hee hee

Nope! You must also give up your keys to the egg beater! We will have no whipping of dairy products here!

Hellooooo

Yes my son?

... Santa?

Tis me... Santa! I hear you were a bad boy! I crossed your house off my list this yr! Make sure you do better next yr. will you? Stop stealing Rudolfs nose!

"Whoa!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEWLY BESTOWED EXPERTS" I feel very humble in your presence!!! Proud moments for sweet friends!!!!!

Can't help it. Always makes me think of maraschino cherries..

Which cherries Sneezy? ;)

Oh boy.

I'm headed to the gym ladies. I do it all for you.

Alty, if you feel like being my gym buddy, you know how.

I'll spot you kiddo!

Sydney's in the bath right now, as soon as she's done I'll come by and help you ogle the girls, I mean, lift weights. ;)

"Whoa!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO THE NEWLY BESTOWED EXPERTS" I feel very humble in your presence!!! Proud moments for sweet friends!!!!!

I think you should be right in there with us Rebby! You're one of our BCBW girls tooooo! :D

Congrats GIRLIES! Nice going, you both are great with your advice;)

Thanks Starty, it was a nice surprise. :)

Does this mean you have to watch what you say and do? OR can you still be the dame witty girls that you always are? LMAO

Same not dame... same... sheesh I need to get this thing fixed

Congrats GIRLIES!! Nice going, you both are great with your advice;)

Thanks Starty! WOOT WOOT!! ;)

We're the same, only greener! :)

We are contributing to the environment! We're going GREEN! :p

Greenage.

It's not easy being GREEN!!

YouTube - sesame street - its not easy being green (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpiIWMWWVco)

It's not easy being as beautiful as I am...

Not to mention, doors open for me automatically at the stores because I'm so beautiful.

... until someone told me they were automatic doors...

It's not easy being as beautiful as I am...

not to mention, doors open for me automatically at the stores because I'm so beautiful.

...until someone told me they were automatic doors...

I know!! I don't even have to walk up stairs! They move for ME!

It's so hard being beautiful. It's a burden. ;)

Tell me about it! Even my mirror is jealous! Ppffttttt! It even mocks me, and try to make me think I have bags under my eyes! It's a big fat LIAR!

It REALLY is.

I hate being at a bar and women offering to buy me drinks. NO, I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU, JEEZ! STOP IT!

Yeah... like last week I had a cop stop me?. and he said... do you know how fast you were going?. how lame was that?. he just wanted my address when he asked for my license! Like... get over yourself dude!

... and what's up with Santa wanting you to sit on his lap to tell him what you wanted for Christmas? I'll tell you what was up... and it sure wasn't his gift list!

Starby and Alty, you two should write a book together, not about the duck, just the way you two play off each other's humor cracks me up. LOL

I'm just a plucky duck, and she's a funny bunny! LOL!

I just flew in from being gone for a long time, and boy are my arms tired!

How've y'all been?

Hey you Retsy! How've you been?

Wow, Retsy, I thought we had lost you for good, scared you away. Good to see you back! :)

Starby, I think Rebbie is right, we should write a book. "Starby and Alty's adventures on AMHD". It would be a huge hit. :)

Wow, Retsy, I thought we had lost you for good, scared you away. Good to see you back! :)

Starby, I think Rebbie is right, we should write a book. "Starby and Alty's adventures on AMHD". It would be a huge hit. :)

Are advanced copies available?? Free?

Later... gotta go now... shopping with Marta... YIPPIE... :(

Admit it Stringer, you like shopping with Marta. :)

Wow, Retsy, I thought we had lost you for good, scared you away. Good to see you back! :)

Starby, I think Rebbie is right, we should write a book. "Starby and Alty's adventures on AMHD". It would be a huge hit. :)

The Awesome and occasionally annoying adventures of Alty and Starby on AMHD! Hmmmm! This could be the next best seller! :D

It really could Starby. Heck, if we looked at old threads, copy, paste, print, publish, who wouldn't want to read all of our shenanigans?

We could be the next big thing, the next coffee table book, the next household name. Yup, Starby and Alty join forces, the world will never be the same. :)

If nothing else it would have humour, sobbing, blood and gore, and a couple of drunken broads that thought they could write a book! LOL!

Is it too early to have a beer and start the first chapter? Hahahahaha!

Starby, it's never too early to have a beer, it's always noon somewhere. ;)

Okay, first Chapter; Starby and Alty find AMHD, they didn't see it coming. ;)

Chapter Two:: Alty has too many beers and invites total stranger to stay at her house! LOL!

Chapter Three:
Total stranger inprisoned in Alty's basement as S&M sex slave, gets access to computer and turns out to be Stringer.

Chapter Three:
Total stranger inprisoned in Alty's basement as S&M sex slave, gets access to computer and turns out to be Stringer.

Run for your lives!! :eek::eek::eek:

... Alty!. you didn't?!

Chapter Three:
Total stranger inprisoned in Alty's basement as S&M sex slave, gets access to computer and turns out to be Stringer.

Ouugh... OH! Exposed!

Marta has a strange glare in her eye... she wants you to explain... I sense trouble...

It's a work of fiction loosly based on real life. That's all.

It's a work of fiction loosly based on real life. That's all.

Thanks Mag... she has calmed down now... whewwwww... she can bite!

Thanks Mag....she has calmed down now.......whewwwww.....she can bite!

How did you get loose? Get back in your cell! :mad:

She re-hooked his collar to the rack.

And re-inserted the ball gag. :)

And the 6 foot, knotted rope. Hemp rope. Go green!

Green is great!

Don't forget the furry pink handcuffs and leather mask. :)

Wow... give you an inch and you want more... huh? I'll tell you Alty... hee hee and hee...

Well we are off to a New Year's Eve Parteeeeeee... can we say... "have fun Stringer" nIcely now... all together...

"Yes we can Stringer....'have fun now, you super guy!"

Have fun Stringer! :)


give you an inch and you want more.
Do you not know me at all? ;)

Have fun Stringer! :)


Do you not know me at all? ;)

Yep, very well I might add... I was understating... hee hee

Later... Thank you for the nice wish.

Everyone please have a safe and Happy New Year!

You too Stringer. Mine is easy, staying home, watching movies, drinking beer, eating food, you know, the usual. Maybe a bit of midnight nookie, but I'm playing that by ear. ;)

Have a good one Stringman. :)

Hey! Hey! You forgot the whip!

Stringer stole my whip, won't give it back. It really is a miracle that I got him tied up and gagged in the first place.

Darnit, I'm tipsy again. Am I making any sense? ;)

Hey Mag, how do you feel about being tied up? :)

Stringer stole my whip, won't give it back. It really is a miracle that I got him tied up and gagged in the first place.

Darnit, I'm tipsy again. Am I making any sense? ;)

Hey Mag, how do you feel about being tied up? :)

You NEVER asked me if I WANTED TIED UP>>>>YOU just did it~! Whip? She has this thing about whips Mag... she thinks that someday she will get it back.. .BBWWWAaaaaaaaaahahahhaa.SHE GAVE IT TO ME! (The whip has a name... susy)

But, I have many things and one is a master key to everything...

See Starby... :eek:

Stringer, I do as I please, that's why I didn't ask if you wanted to be tied up. As for the whip, I let you keep her, I just make you believe that you have the power, when really, you don't. :)

Now Mag is your cell mate, and you are both my little minions. Yes, you will do as I wish, you know you will, otherwise I'll bring out the hose. Muwahahahahaha!

Now, eat your mush like a good boy and get back in your corner.

Stringer, I do as I please, that's why I didn't ask if you wanted to be tied up. As for the whip, I let you keep her, I just make you believe that you have the power, when really, you don't. :)

Now Mag is your cell mate, and you are both my little minions. Yes, you will do as I wish, you know you will, otherwise I'll bring out the hose. Muwahahahahaha!

Now, eat your mush like a good boy and get back in your corner.

I have to run little girl, but here this 'lil dolly will help you keep busy!:):)

Dolly! Mine! My dolly, nice dolly, bye bye Stwinger. :)

I'm really scared.

You should be. ;)

Starby wake up, I need my side kick!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/dogs/3-year-old-new-dog-peeing-house-297604.html

To the rescue! :D

I knew you'd come through.

Company's here, got to run. Be good everyone.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!

happy new year!! WHOOPIE!!

Happy new year everyone! Love you guys!

Back at you Spidey! Happy New Year to you too! Hope you are having a good night, and that Jack is sleeping soundly! ;) Give him a smooch from Auntie Starbs and Nikster! :D

Well isn't this just a big ball 'o fun! Cheers all! ;)

Wow! New year... why doesn't it feel any different?

5... 4... 3... 2... 1! Yep... nothing different!

Happy New Year Stringman! Cheerzzz! ::clink::

I'm so happy my family has stuck to their normal New Years Eve tradition! ;)

Well.. a warm Happy New Year from Marta and me.. :)

Thanks you guys! Back at you! Well, I think it's bedtime. It's just been way too exciting here for me. I'm just exhausted! ;) Niki still wants to party, but I think I'm going to turn out the lights on her! She's getting too goofy! Hope she doesn't hurt herself. You know what too many dog treats can do! :p

Happy New Year everyone. Can you believe we made it to 2009? I'm still in shock! :)

Ah! Those are the AMHD members, my dear friends that I lub, who post a lot!! Lol. First of all, let me congratulate two of you, namely Alty and Starby for being promoted experts!

Happy New Year to all of you!

I was a little disappointed to see that there was no special thing here, in Haikou. No firework, just that we did a 'party' in the hotel. I met teens from Australia, Peru, France, China, Madagascar, Venezuela, new Zealand... and made many friends.

But now, they're all gone to their respective countries, except the Mauritians, as there is no flight until the 5th. We were supposed to spend the 1st up to the 4th at another hotel that where I was staying during the first days of the stay, paid by the Chinese federation, but the new hotel turned out to be... so... disappointing. The paint is crumbling away, the yard stinks, the 'pool' is half full, half empty and the water is dirty. In the end, I'm back to the last hotel. Now, activities have been cancelled, and I'll do shopping for the next two remaining days until we go to Hong Kong.

During the stay, we had an amazing opening ceremony, with songs, dances, wu shu demos. Then, the following days, we had Tai Chi classes. We had to perform for the closing ceremony.

Ps - I saw Batman some pages ago... thinking of which, I saw the last movie recently. It was like you said, wow! To think of it, it comes before some Batman movies, since Robin and Batgirl are no there, and the movie is about how double face came in the story.

Hey, it's now that I think of it, me and you (Starbs, Alty, Stringy, Guy, all of those in america) are at nearly complete opposite ends of the world. There's about 12 hours between you and me... lol

Ok, everybody seems out. See you later guys! :)

Thanks for the Congrats Unky! Yeah, Alty and I became experts the same day actually. It was kind of funny how it happened that way. It almost seemed planned or something... but it wasn't at all.

It sounds like you are having an incredible time... well except for the crappy hotel and no fireworks! We never get New Years fireworks where I live, so I don't even notice! Even when we do have fireworks in the summer, they are pretty lame! LOL!

So I guess it's almost 4 in the afternoon where you are then hey? I'm wide awake as usual. I should never lay down for a nap in the day, because then I can't sleep all night!

I tried to call our Momma C all day yesterday and New Yrs Eve, but something is wrong with my phone, and I couldn't get through! :(

I been good! Thanks :)

Had lots of drama since I was here last time, lol. One employer screws you out of a couple works of paychecks and goes out of business, what do you do? Get a better paying job, that's more fun, with better benefits =D

Hey Retsy, Unky, Starby,

A new job Retsy, that sounds fun. :)

Unky, sorry we missed you, hope you're having a blast.

Starby, we didn't get to do what we planned, I fell asleep, how about you? ;)

It is fun! I get to basically do the same thing I did before, but now instead of being a consultant, I just work for one company, and get to deal with the same people. Plus everything is set up so much better here. And the people are nicer.

Plus I can get discounts on most airline tickets, train tickets, and hotels :)

Discounts you say? How you doing? ;)

I'm still a stay at home mom, the job that never ends, never pays (money), and is 24/7. I love it! :)

I have a new addition since you were here last, a puppy, beagle, now 4 months old, named Chewy, earns his name daily. ;)

Aww. :)

I moved into a new apartment and I'm seriously thinking about getting a kitty, lol

A kitty? Cute. Do it! Do it! Do it! :)

Hey Retsy! Got yerself a better job did you? Good for you!

Yep Alty... I fell asleep too! What a bunch of wimps we are! LOL

It's our age Starby, we can't keep up with the younguns anymore, we need our beauty rest, and lots of it. ;)

Lol, I was up until about 2:30 playing oldschool video games with a friend on my super nintendo! Yay for bomberman

I have a headache and a black eye! Shaddup Alty! :p Owieeee!

The black eye was self inflicted, that's what you get for not reading the instructions before using a cork screw. ;)

LOL. I take it you had a fight with a wine bottle? :)

But... but... aren't you suppose to put the wine bottle in between your knees and pull up... and punch yourself in the face? :p

Yes Starby, that's exactly what you're supposed to do! NOT! ;)

DOH! That's what happens when your party buddies are Larry, Moe and Curly!. oh no wait... I was talking to YOU wasn't I? LOL!

You called me after the incident, I had nothing to do with it, I'm innocent, innocent I tell you. You can't prove anything!

Details... schmeetails! Okayyy... it was Niki then... she just sat here and watched me do it! She willed it to happen because she hasn't gone on her walks lately! Evil dog I tell you... evil! I saw that smirk on her face!

Aargh. Don't you hate when you spend 4 or 5 minutes writing out a post, then accidentally close the window instead of sending it?

Only 4 or 5 minutes? Crap I've spent hrs writing something... and booom... gone! You want to talk maaaad! I wanted to smash my computer!

Lol. 70 words per minute and a short attention span :) 4 or 5 minutes per post is about the best I can do.

Has anyone been in contact with chery lately, haven't seen her around for ages and I was wondering how she's doing.

Haha! Mine was something I had to write up to send to the crime benefits program, and I had a deadline. Like an idiot, I didn't back up my work.

The same thing just happened to me Retsy, and damn that post was brilliant, then, poof, all gone. :(

I hate my puter. Darn F.R.E.D. ;)

has anyone been in contact with chery lately, havent seen her around for ages and i was wondering how shes doing.

Just talked to her a few minutes ago Bear! She's trying to get herself ready because her brother is coming to visit, and they have a dinner to go to tomorrow night. She's resting up! :)

has anyone been in contact with chery lately, havent seen her around for ages and i was wondering how shes doing.

Got an email from her today, she's doing as well as she can. She's a toughy, and she has a great outlook on life. If sheer will can keep someone going, then she'll be around for a long time yet. She's got a heart of gold and the strength of 20 men. :)

Lol. 70 words per minute and a short attention span :) 4 or 5 minutes per post is about the best I can do.

120 per minute, read it and weep. :D

I can do 110 if I'm not talking to you on the phone Alty! LOL!

Just talked to her a few mins ago Bear! She's trying to get herself ready because her brother is coming to visit, and they have a dinner to go to tomorrow night. She's resting up! :)

Oh good, glad she's OK and getting out every so often :)
Happy new year all by the way :)

HAPPY NEW YEAR BEAR!!
Hope you had a good one!

120 per minute, read it and weep. :D

I feel so inadequate... I'm an 'IT Support Analyst,' the only one in my department working in the entire state, and a programmer. And you've got almost double my typing speed. :)

I used to have a job too Retsy, I wasn't always a mom. ;)

HAPPY NEW YEAR BEAR!!
Hope you had a good one!!

Yea thanks I had a good time, hope you enjoyed yourself too :)

I used to have a job too Retsy, I wasn't always a mom. ;)

Well you must have been on the computer then, lol. You would think that after 5 or 6 years of programming, I'd be able to type a little faster... I've only gained about 15 words a minute.

Every job I ever had (except for the janitor position at 15, and the stint in the daycare) was on the computer, so you, I've had a lot of practice.

I used to be a commercial auto underwriter, but that was a long, long, time ago. I won't tell you how long, it just makes me feel old. ;)

By the way, hi Albear. :)

Hello alty and chris, happy new year :)

Every job I ever had (except for the janitor position at 15, and the stint in the daycare) was on the computer, so ya, I've had alot of practice.

I used to be a commercial auto underwriter, but that was a long, long, time ago. I won't tell you how long, it just makes me feel old. ;)

btw, hi Albear. :)

Lol. I got my first job when I was 16. Burger king. That was... 6 years ago.

hello alty and chris, happy new year :)

You too albear!

Lol. I got my first job when I was 16. Burger king. That was...6 years ago.

Way to make a girl feel old.

I was 16, um, a lot of years ago. Heck, I have a 10 year old and a 6 year old. I may be old enough to be your mother! :(

I'm feeling tired now, I may need to lay down. ;)

hello alty and chris, happy new year :)

Ditto Bear. Mine was non eventful, just like I like it! :)

yea thanks i had a good time, hope you enjoyed yourself too :)

Mine was uneventful! Well except for the black eye! LOL!

Alty, Cher was asking about New Yrs fireworks. They have never had any here. Do they have them in Edm? I don't even know! They must have them in Calgary though you would think. Hmmm!

Ditto Bear. Mine was non eventful, just like I like it! :)

As long as you enjoyed it that's what counts :)
Mine was spent drowning out the remaining hours of the year with a few friends, needles to say when I was woken up later new years day I was not a happy bunny

Hope you wernt scrapping new years eve starby

Mine was uneventful! Well except for the black eye! LOL!

Alty, Cher was asking about New Yrs fireworks. They have never had any here. Do they have them in Edm? I don't even know! They must have them in Calgary though you would think. Hmmm!!

I didn't see any here, in scenic Grand Rapids, Michigan.

We had plenty of fireworks here (uk) and plenty of drunken people running around without shirts on in the snow lol

Bear, were you stripping again? ;)

Starby, of course we had fireworks, we're the capital after all! :)

as long as you enjoyed it thats what counts :)
mine was spent drowning out the remaining hours of the year with a few friends, needles to say when i was woken up later new years day i was not a happy bunny

hope you wernt scrapping new years eve starby

Only with a wine bottle Bear! It attacked me!! Read back on the last page... I think that 'splains it all! LOL!

Poor Starby, the wine bottle won! ;)

I guess that's what you get when you mess with cheap wine! It was a German wine too Alty! It probably came from a bad neighbourhood! I got the better of 'em though! I finished him off and threw him out!

Hey! That's wasn't nice, I'm going to cry, Waaaa, waaaa, waaaa (are you buying it?) waaaaaa!

Starby mean, she made bunny cry!

Get her boys, go for the eye, it's already sore! ;)

Awww poor starby was hitting the booze a little too hard and this time it hit back :D

Noooooo alty I was not stripping lol too cold and I hadn't had nearly enough dutch courage

There's always next year Bear. ;)

Lol true, here's to hoping :D

Hey! That's wasn't nice, I'm going to cry, Waaaa, waaaa, waaaa (are you buying it?) waaaaaa!

Starby mean, she made bunny cry!

Get her boys, go for the eye, it's already sore! ;)

Do you know this Schloss Laderheim guy? He was the gang leader! He came into my home and stared me down! Sure, he looked all bubbly when he arrived, and brought a lovely bouquet... but he turned on me! If I knew I was going to get "corked" I would have lit some candles or something!

Starby, you know you like it! ;)

Well, I forgive easily. I might invite Schloss over for Valentines Day if he promises to behave! :D

Schloss is nice and regal, he'll behave, just don't point him towards you!

This is why I drink beer, you can't hurt yourself, well, not with the can anyway! ;)

Schloss is nice and regal, he'll behave, just don't point him towards you!

This is why I drink beer, you can't hurt yourself, well, not with the can anyway! ;)

This sounds like a challenge :D

this sounds like a challenge :D

Hmmmm, me thinks young Bear wants a contest. Young Bear, you have no chance, I am the beer drinking queen, I am undefeated in 6 States and a whole lot of provinces. You cannot beat me young Bear, it's not possible. :cool:

Well Heinekin likes to spray me in the eye sometimes when he's around! I think he's a distant relative of Schloss! Figures!

Heine is mean, the name says it all. ;)

German wines can be difficult to deal with, but once you learn how to handle them, they're a blast. :) In other words, they're a lot like men, but, when you're done with them you can toss them out. Ahhhh, wine. :)

Hmmmm, me thinks young Bear wants a contest. Young Bear, you have no chance, I am the beer drinking queen, I am undefeated in 6 States and a whole lot of provinces. You cannot beat me young Bear, it's not possible. :cool:

I don't doubt it, I bow down to your beer drinking prowess
But I could always give it a go :D

The worst offenders are the mexican gangs! There are two gangs that don't like each other! There is the Cuervo gang... and the Corona gang! The only thing they have in common is their love for limes!

i dont doubt it, i bow down to your beer drinking prowess
but i could always give it a go :D

Justy say the word young grasshopper, we will hop off to the nearest bar, whoever leaves on their own two feet, wins it all!

At least it's a story that you can tell your kids one day. ;)

The worst offenders are the mexican gangs!! There are two gangs that don't like each other! There is the Cuervo gang...and the Corona gang! The only thing they have in common is their love for limes!


Cheers! Here's to lime in your eye! :)

Justy say the word young grasshopper, we will hop off to the nearest bar, whoever leaves on their own two feet, wins it all!

At least it's a story that you can tell your kids one day. ;)

I accept your challenge miss Alty, when and if we meet let the contest begin :D

You have sealed your doom young Bear, but, live by the sword, die by the sword. ;)

We shall meet, one day, and then the games will begin. Don't worry, I'll stick you in a cab, make them take you home, tuck you in and place a bucket by your bed. I won't let anything bad happen to you, but, you might only have one eyebrow left after we're through. Muwahahahaha! :)

Oooooooooo those are big words coming from someone who knows she doesn't stand a chance

Wee little Bear just poked the lion, poke, poke, bad idea. Run Bear, run, you in big twubble! :eek:

I will drink you under the table little man, have no doubt. I've been doing this for a while, after all, I'm German, there isn't a beer I don't like and can't handle, I might as well be drinking water. :)

You're going down, down I say, way down to the ground. :cool:

I think your all talk and no bite, and hopefully ill get the chance to show you how wrong you are :D

I see your bet and raise you a dozen! :p

Aha a new challenger, three way drinking binge :D

I've yet to be beaten! All 130lbs of me! Even my 6'7", 230 little bro can't hold a candle to me! We used to have drink-offs, and he would be puking and I was still having a great time! LOL!

Lol I can see I've got my work cut out if I'm to beat you two :D

We are seasoned partiers! We've had yrs of experience! We know all the tricks of the trade! LOL!

Seasoned professionals eh, well I reckon at least I can give you a run for your money,
But we'll see when the time comes lol :D