That's right, Stringy and I have started our own place.

... Granted, I didn't get his permission... so I just grabbed all his stuff and put it here. I'm sure marta won't mind.

If you're asking, "What the heck is a sanatorium? Is it...a clean place, like a...sanitation center? Is it for the insane, like an asylum?

Well, ladies and gents, a Sanitarium is a bit of a health resort...y'know for some sicklies...however, it's derived from the word "Sanatorium"... which was pretty much a hospital for those with tuberculosis. The sick would stay there until they got better and were allowed to go back home to their loved ones.

... so now you're a bit smarter. Welcome.

Yes, finally, I'm first. YES! Take that! ;)

Hi! I just managed to stick one of my pinky fingers through this crack that I found in my cell so that I could touch just a little bit of this thread to post at least a brief message.

You see, my keepers keep a tight leash on me and only let me out at night when there aren't so many people around.

I'm going to...

Fall...

Back...

Into...

My...

Abyss...

Now...

That...

I...

Have...

Come...

To...

Know...

As...

MY WORLD... :eek:

So... like... do we HAVE to be crazy to come here? Are you going to make us better? Is there a health plan?. do we get a guarantee? I NEED A GUARANTEE! Is there a certain attire we must dress in? Are the straight jackets free? Are the guards cute? Do we get entertainment? Are there strippers? What do we get to eat? Do you have a menu? Are there toys here? What kind of toys? Are they shiny toys? Do you hand out medication? Do you have the good stuff? Who are you? Where do you live? I like this fuzzy thing in my room... I like fuzzy things... oh fuzzy! Oh a bed... sleeeepppyyy... very sleeeeppppyyy!

C L O U G H Y!

... H E L P... I AM STUCK IN THIS... **cough cough** PLACE!

Starby, you're in the right place. ;)

Starby, you're in the right place. ;)

Thank goodness... whewww! I was beginning to thing I was going crazy!

Quack?

Yes. Starby's in the right place! See the dot? "." That's me...

Can't really help you Starby because all I have is the little finger of my right hand to communicate from my cell...

I'm in the neither regions of Ask Me Help Desk. They confined me to a corner of this place and said "dots" your place! Can't go many other places around here! Stuck in my cell...

quack?

QUACK! Stop telling me I'm a duck!! I'm not a DUCK! QUACK! I'm not... I'm not a duck! I'll prove it! Right after I go for a swim!. I see you have a pond! :D

Yes. Starby's in the right place! See the dot? "." That's me....

Can't really help you Starby because all I have is the little finger of my right hand to communicate from my cell...

I'm in the neither regions of Ask Me Help Desk. They confined me to a corner of this place and said "dots" your place! Can't go many other places around here! Stuck in my cell...

Dot?. dot?. ohhhh... I see a pretty little forest... and bambi... there's BAMBI... oh... and thumper... come her Thumper... cute little bunny!

Eeeeekkkk... they stuck you in a cell too Cloughy? Shhhhhh... we'll hatch a plan!

You might be able to see a forest, Starby! But, all I gots is darkness, a glass of water and a piece of bread now and then and this hole that, if I can reach for it and really stretch, I can stick my pinky though!!

I know...

Poor me...

Poor me...

... I sneaked out sum butter for you Cloughy! Here... I'll put it on your finger!. you can spread it on your stale bread! Oh... and here's sum Koolaid to mix in your water!

... oh, don't tell excon you drank the Koolaid! LOL!

Uurrrgghhh... the guards caught me and tell me I need to go back to my cell to sleep. He's a cute guard, but he's really really bossy!

Lights out inmates!

My lights are always out... :(

Will a song help? I have one that... well... will either make you go to sleep, or wake you right up! Hee hee!

It might convince the Guards to let us go! You think? LOL! It's a nice song anyway regardless! ;)

YouTube - HOME by Michael Buble (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDQnkYwfNfk)

Can't really watch it readily because I am on a slow dial-up connection. Nice try, though!

SOooooooo deputy (remember you were deputized in a secret ceremony)

Looks like we have a nice new jail... what the heck are you are a calling it? A resort... sanatorium, no... oh yeah... a Sanitarium. Good choice jailer!

And the Mayor, yeah M was voted Mayor last week, says that we are over budget again... need to cut back on all that free bread and water. And the Mayor said that someone even had butter in here!

We will have none of that!!

An as far as entertainment... Sneez, I here you do a mighty good "Two Step" so we can get up on this here stage "and a ONE, and a TWO, and a..."

And I understand with the budget cutbacks they closed the "Nut House" so we are to arrest all the "Looneys" out there and lock 'um up in here...

I hear that you already got this Clough character and that dubious Starby but there many on the "wanted list". See here, it says that there are others: Alty, Rebbie, Unky, NH, BB, Start, R, Bear, AK, HC and many many more.. we do have our work cut out for us!!

If you're asking, "What the heck is a sanatorium? Is it...a clean place, like a...sanitation center? Is it for the insane, like an asylum?

Well, ladies and gents, a Sanitarium is a bit of a health resort...y'know for some sicklies...however, it's derived from the word "Sanatorium"...which was pretty much a hospital for those with tuberculosis. The sick would stay there until they got better and were allowed to go back home to their loved ones.

...so now you're a bit smarter. welcome.

Yeah I saw the Kellog documentary on their sanatorium.
Anyway, did I see you already have a quack??

How much do you pay me for doing lobotomy's I am here with my lobotomy kit and ready to start asap.

One of these days We have got to get one of these for me xD

YAHOO... I'm home... ah, it feels so nice to once again be in my comfort zone.

It is so nice to be home again, everything is white and clean and wait just a freakin' minute, where's my bike!?

Where's sneezy, I think I solved the puzzle.

Bushg, you did? Oooooh, you always do. I tried really hard, but I can't leave my cell to go look. Yup, the Sheriff and his posy caught me last night. Sigh. Oh, look a duck! ;)

Alty I hope I did... but you know how sneezy can be... I'm waiting for the final decision from the grand master before I let out the whuppeeeee.

So I still have a chance? Oooooh, where's the key to this cell, I must try to win a greenie! ;)

What's the question?? Is this from another thread or did I miss something here??

Maybe all this white and bright lights in here is getting to me!!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-comedy/what-8-8-08-part-4-a-246919.html


Here it is ladies and if I haven't guessed it, I may have to join you all in here.:eek:

I have to share something with all of you, I'm so happy right now I could burst.

I joined Facebook a few days ago and my cousin in Germany just joined, now we can chat online every day. I know it's not a huge deal to most, but to me it is, I miss them all so much so this is wonderful. :):)

Sorry, just had to share.

The Sad Thing is.. I think I just found you alty xD

Found me? On Facebook?

I'm not hard to find Guy, I wasn't exactly very original when I chose my username here. ;)

XD

True... I don't use Facebook that much, I like my "space" better
Now that I said that, I'm giong to update it

Don't use Myspace, not yet anyway. ;)

I'm still flabbergasted that I joined Facebook. Heck, I'm still amazed that I joined AMHD. ;)

HELLOO!!

bushg won. Again, that stinker.

I'm truly amazed.

Oy. Bushg, you're banned from the next one, give the rest of us a chance. ;)

New one up

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/humor-comedy/what-8-10-08-a-247493.html

Lol... you all can have it I looked I haven't a clue... anyhoo fimewas the one that posted the spice site so I owe firmy 1/2 the credit.

Hello everyone.

... I think something may be wrong with me body. I just passed out... around 7pm. And just woke up, it is now 10pm.

Ruh roh?

Anyway, heading out, going to study some, and be back later around 2. check with you cool cats later.

YAHOO..........................I'm home....................................ah, it feels so nice to once again be in my comfort zone.

It is so nice to be home again, everything is white and clean and wait just a freakin' minute, where's my bike!!!??????????


Verddiiii Funi Princess... :p :p :p Liked that one...

I think I saw M driving away in your bike.

Said something about how you'll never realize it's gone... or something.

Hee hee

hello everyone.

...I think something may be wrong with me body. I just passed out...around 7pm. and just woke up, it is now 10pm.

ruh roh?

anywho, heading out, gonna study some, and be back later around 2. check with ya cool cats later.

Mister roh roh needed sum sleeeeepppp! Scooby Dooby Doo! :p :D

Mister roh roh can't afford sleep. If anything mr. roh roh needs some freaking coffee.

Grah!

Better get a double double then! ;)

Rebbie, your bike's gone? Well, you know, there's no personal items allowed in the sanitarium. They took away my beer too. Want to come to my cell, we'll devise a plan. Bring the Duck, there's safety in numbers. Shhhh, don't tell the Sheriff or the Sneezy guy. ;)

Well everyone, we leave tomorrow around noon (hopefuly) to beat the traffic. I'll miss you guys, and I'll see you all in two weeks... don't change toooo much... K?

Since I got a hugh speeding ticket the last time, I went today and purchased a top of the line radar detector. This puppy even talks to me... yep. It has a cool shape and does just about everything except make bacon in the morning. It has a 360 degree radius and detects side and rear radar. Stationary and hand held radar and even when a patrol car is approaching me from behind with his/her radar on. I can switch it to many modes... example; when I am going through a city I can switch it to "city" mode and cancel out all the unnecessary microwaves and other things...

I am going to have it permanently wired to my battery and through the firewall when I return home, now it is plugged into one of my outlets...

If I get a ticket.. :(

Bye stringy! We'll be here...

... well, most of us... not too sure about that duck.

Good luck, have fun on your vacation, and I'll try to keep the cops busy ;)

You better drive safely love! Don't go tooooo fast k?

Stringer, I'm going to miss you. What will we do without you? How will we get by? Who will I post dirty pictures to? Who will help me chase the duck? What about M, he needs your guidance, and Sneezy, well, hmmm, actually I think he'll be too busy to notice. ;) Rebbie needs you to find her bike, and well, you just can't go. Sob. :(

Oh, go on, have a blast on your trip, don't worry about us, we'll be just fine. We will miss you, but we're all so glad you get this break.

Drive carefully, and slowly you little speed demon you. ;)

Bye stringy! we'll be here...

...well, most of us...not too sure about that duck.

good luck, have fun on your vacation, and I'll try to keep the cops busy ;)

Hey... hey... hey there Scooby!! The duck always has wind beneath her wings! :p

HA... HA! The Sheriff is leaving, and I already gave you a new name! *tickle tickle*... RHO!!

Bye stringy! we'll be here...

...well, most of us...not too sure about that duck.

good luck, have fun on your vacation, and I'll try to keep the cops busy ;)


Now that's a friend... K... yo run that a way and I'll head east to Pgh, appreciated Sneezy.;)

By the way Flyer (does she know about this thread) I hope the Steelers are playing at home during the next two weeks, I would love to go to one of their games. But we are going to Seaton Hall to watch them practice one day... :cool:

We need to form a search party for Flyer! Is this a trap though?. hmmmmm! We'll have to warn her. I don't know if she is too keen on stale bread!

See you stringer... have a great trip , drive safe!!

Stringer, I'm going to miss you. What will we do without you? How will we get by? Who will I post dirty pictures to? Who will help me chase the duck? What about M, he needs your guidance, and Sneezy, well, hmmm, actually I think he'll be too busy to notice. ;) Rebbie needs you to find her bike, and well, you just can't go. Sob. :(

Oh, go on, have a blast on your trip, don't worry about us, we'll be just fine. We will miss you, but we're all so glad you get this break.

Drive carefully, and slowly you little speed demon you. ;)

Alty, things will be fine, M is OK.. I am sure, although I haven't heard from him in a while. Tell him to hold down the fort... K?

I'll miss all you guys also and if I can get on a 'puter... well I'll try but I doubt I will. You comments are very much appreciated.

Startby Sneezer, Rebbie, M, NH, Clough, Unky, Start, AK, Bear, R... so many.. BB, wow... more friends than I can count on one hand (not I am in trouble hee hee)... be good... tuff decisions to make? Hell, just do as I would... we have bail money available... :D :rolleyes: :eek:

See you stringer.........have a great trip , drive safe!!!

Thanks my FRIEND! You will have your hands full buddy... uphold the image and THE LAW! hee hee... :D :eek: :rolleyes: :D

Oh, M... don't forget where the extra keys are kept... in case we can't let them out when we are supposed too... do ya remember?

Keys? Hmmmm. :)

Thanks my FRIEND! You will have your hands full buddy....uphold the image and THE LAW! hee hee..........:D :eek: :rolleyes: :D

Oh, M.....don't forget where the extra keys are kept.......in case we can't let them out when we are supposed too.....do ya remember?

All sorted stringer... I have everything under control ;)

Well everyone, we leave tomorrow around noon (hopefuly) to beat the traffic. I'll miss you guys, and I'll see you all in two weeks...don't change toooo much...K?

Since I got a hugh speeding ticket the last time, I went today and purchased a top of the line radar detector. This puppy even talks to me.....yep. It has a cool shape and does just about everything except make bacon in the morning. It has a 360 degree radius and detects side and rear radar. Stationary and hand held radar and even when a patrol car is approaching me from behind with his/her radar on. I can switch it to many modes...example; when I am going through a city I can switch it to "city" mode and cancel out all the unnecessary microwaves and other things...

I am going to have it permanently wired to my battery and through the firewall when I return home, now it is plugged into one of my outlets...

If I get a ticket.................................! :(

My kind of man Stringer... drive fast... BUT are cautious, that has to be in the equation. We don't want you and Marta held up from joining us again because of sitting in a jail or worse, a Sanitarium!!

My daughters radar detector picks up the alarm systems on stores, the digital road signs, the red lights, but never the cops.

My daughters radar detector picks up the alarm systems on stores, the digital road signs, the red lights, but never the cops.

The banks... the fireflies... lol... never the COPS! :( ;)

Verddiiii Funi Princess.......:p :p :p Liked that one....


Stringer, so happy to see you on here before you taking off on your trip! :p

BUT... do you know what they did with my bike?? :o I'm lost without my bike... I need my bike for my comfort zone to work!! Hey Rebel, here little Rebel, where are you little Rebel... I didn't find it under my bed or in the WHITE room either.

My $200 radar detector does wonders!

... cept... it picks up cops... about 2 seconds AFTER I see them.

Stringer, so happy to see you on here before you taking off on your trip! :p

BUT...do you know what they did with my bike????????? :o I'm lost without my bike...I need my bike for my comfort zone to work!!! Hey Rebel, here little Rebel, where are you little Rebel.....I didn't find it under my bed or in the WHITE room either.

Rebby, you check with M?. he's not around...

I think I saw M driving away in your bike.

said something about how you'll never realize it's gone...or something.

hee hee

Surely you jest Mr. Sneezer!! Is this your Sanitarium? I think someone said it was when I was brought home but if you are, you know M would never take my bike. You are just trying to get me to ask to go back to the WHITE ROOM WITH THE BRIGHT LIGHTS>... you want me to doubt my friends... but I am one toughie when it comes to my friends.. no way, no way, no way...

M, you don't know where my bike is, RIGHT?? :eek: :eek: :eek:
:o

My kind of man Stringer...............................drive fast......BUT are cautious, that has to be in the equation. We don't want you and Marta held up from joining us again because of sitting in a jail or worse, a Sanitarium!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Princess... I do like to go fast and faster yet....

M................M........hey M!!! Aaaaaaaaaaah listen deputy, if I call ya, how 'bout havin' some of the there bail money ready......K?

M... also... the other set of keys are where we hid the BIG bullets... remember??

And Sneezy... ifin' I happen to get picked up in one of those there "small towns" by one of those "Big Belled Sheriffs" and he doesn't recognize me as a sheriff also... can I tell him that I know you?? What'd you say.. :)

Rebbie, your bike's gone? Well, you know, there's no personal items allowed in the sanitarium. They took away my beer too. Wanna come to my cell, we'll devise a plan. Bring the Duck, there's safety in numbers. Shhhh, don't tell the Sheriff or the Sneezy guy. ;)

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES... if you type that real fast, it sounds like a horse clomping... oh sorry, got distracted... no personal items?? Who wrote that rule? Was that the Sneeze Man?

I will look for Duck and we will be very quiet and tip toe in your room... yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes... safety in numbers... 1, 2, 3... oh how I love the number 3!

Surely you jest Mr. Sneezer!!! Is this your Sanitarium? I think someone said it was when I was brought home but if you are, you know M would never take my bike. You are just trying to get me to ask to go back to the WHITE ROOM WITH THE BRIGHT LIGHTS>.......you want me to doubt my friends.......but I am one toughie when it comes to my friends..no way, no way, no way.......

M, you don't know where my bike is, RIGHT?????????????????????? :eek: :eek: :eek:
:o

Rebby
As usual you got it right ( what is sneezy suggesting? ) I have no I dea where your bike is... BUT... I will find it for you:cool:

Rebby!. I think I just saw Spidey speeding by my cell on a bike! Did it have yellow reflectors? I think I saw a yellow light... can't be too sure! Hmmmmm!

Well, I just ate dinner ::burp::

And now I'm off to study. New "what is this" is up... I'll be back in a few just to check and see how you guys are!

Be back!

Princess.......I do like to go fast and faster yet.......

M................M........hey M!!! Aaaaaaaaaaah listen deputy, if I call ya, how 'bout havin' some of the there bail money ready......K?

M...also....the other set of keys are where we hid the BIG bullets...remember??????

And Sneezy......ifin' I happen to get picked up in one of those there "small towns" by one of those "Big Belled Sheriffs" and he doesn't recognize me as a sheriff also......can I tell him that I know ya?????? What'd ya say....?:)

You sure have the ride to accomplish the faster part, but faster yet?? PLEASE be careful... precious cargo! (Ah, if you want to tell me where the keys are, I could keep an eye on them for you. I am such a good helper.) :p Maybe my bike is locked in a room and I could find it if ONLY I had the illusive keys. I could help M by letting all my friends out just a tiny bit early. Nice present to them, don't you think?? :p :p :p

Rebby
As usual you got it right ( what is sneezy suggesting??) I have no I dea where your bike is ........BUT..........I will find it for you:cool:

Oh Angel, I knew you would not take my bike. I knew you would stand by me and help me find it. You are forever my Guardian Angel... what was Mr. Sneezey thinking?? I think he wants to rattle my cage so I won't answer questions correctly but you will help me, won't you Angel?? OH, and about those keys?? :p

And Sneezy......ifin' I happen to get picked up in one of those there "small towns" by one of those "Big Belled Sheriffs" and he doesn't recognize me as a sheriff also......can I tell him that I know ya?????? What'd ya say....?:)

Of course you can!

... what's in it for me? :D

Oh Angel, I knew you would not take my bike. I knew you would stand by me and help me find it. You are forever my Guardian Angel.....what was Mr. Sneezey thinking??? I think he wants to rattle my cage so I won't answer questions correctly but you will help me, won't you Angel??? OH, and about those keys?????? :p


~~~~~~~~~hitchin' a ~~~~~rideee'~~~~~~hitching~~a~~~~~ride~~~~~~~

Of course you can!

...what's in it for me? :D

Well my everlasting gratitude... of course, and a few beers... :rolleyes:

Ha ha... I am blaming you guys for not packing as yet... I told Marta "they just won't let me goooooooooooo honey!"

EDIT: DOUBLE, TRIPLE... EDIT!! It looks like I really have to go now... I'm getting THAT look now... opps... Byeeee... I'll try to post later or early in the morning... ifin' the look changes... of course...

Coming honey... (ouch!)

Hahaha, sorry marta! He's staying!

Rebby!!....I think I just saw Spidey speeding by my cell on a bike!! Did it have yellow reflectors?? I think I saw a yellow light....can't be too sure!! Hmmmmm!!

Hey there! Thanks for being on the look out but no, Spidey wouldn't take my bike, not Spidey, nope, not Spidey, nope, nope, nope...



Pssssssssssssttttttttttttttttt! Alty invited us to her cell... Girl power, power in numbers, three brains are better than one type thing but you don't suppose she wants the Duck for other reasons do you?? :eek: Nope, nope, nope, not our Alty!

M... hey M!. the extra keys are hidden where we hid the EXTRA BIG bullets... and the DUCK TRAP... remember??
Stringer

Stringer, if I had the keys, I could get out and "hitch a ride". I could ride in the back and be very quiet. I wouldn't be a bother, I would just enjoy the ride in that beautiful car! Well, could you get some cool air back their though, the suitcases might be a bit stifling.

Go pack now so Marta is happy and you both can have a wonderfully refreshing vacation!

We are countin' on you coming back now Sheriff!! :) Fly Fly Fly down that highway but be very careful of those little cars that have tiny lights on top.

M.........hey M!........the extra keys are hidden where we hid the EXTRA BIG bullets....remember?????
Stringer

Yep I remember stringer , and I have my Genie looking after them. They are safe:cool:
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M.........hey M!........the extra keys are hidden where we hid the EXTRA BIG bullets.... and the DUCK TRAP......remember?????
Stringer

GULP!! :eek:

I don't think I need those keys after all.

I think I will just saunter back to my little room very quietly UNTIL LATER!! :p

M.........hey M!........the extra keys are hidden where we hid the EXTRA BIG bullets.... and the DUCK TRAP......remember?????
Stringer

We have our womanly wiles and... and... cleavage! I have already discovered your trap!. did I mention cleavage? Silly Sheriff!

I have big big eyes, and I can see all you do! Rebby will protect me, and Alty will stand guard! :p I isn't staying in no stinkin cell!

Okay... shhhhttt... Reb, Alt,. this way... I dug a hole with my beak!

Here I come! Here I come! Here I come!!

What can I do to help... did you find my bike? We could all three take off on it if we find it.


What a feeling of freedom, hair blowin' in the breeze, cool night air! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!! Oh, did we leave yet?

Vvvvrrrrooommm!. I got it... I got it!! I have to dig a bit more... the bike isn't fitting through! Rebby... do a burn out on your bike... it will move some dirt!

Gotcha Starby... no problem!! Here I go... VVVvvvvvvrooooommmmmmm! Big time dirt is flyin'! Where is Alty? We could probably fit one more on if I sit on the gas tank, oh, can I reach the brake that way... oh yeah, no problem... I am one limber kid.

I think Mr. McSneeze is either eating or sleeping, sleeping maybe?? I forgot but he shouldn't be a problem right now.

I'll sit on your shoulders Rebby... (oops careful of your neck ;) ) and as soon as we see daylight, I'll flap my wings and hang on to the bike! We'll fly to where the Sheriff is going, and steal his badge, and then we will have control over the Deputy and the Mayor. We will be able to have glorious meals, champagne, and we will once again dance all night long, while the help is cleaning up our mess! :D

What a plan little friend... ah oh... do you f e e l just a l I t t l e... ah

S t r a n g e??

They gave me something to chew earlier and it was whilte but they promised it was not a pill. You know I tend to believe people so I chewed it up and swallowed it and N O W I a m
G e t t I n g v e r y s l ee p y!

But you have the key so if you and the other gals want to take the Rebel you go and have a great time. I had a full tank of gas I f t H e y didn't d r a I nnnnnnnnnnnnn... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, oh, ah, the t a n k ! Zzzzzzzzzzzz Night night all my little friends .

M, may I keep my bike I n m y r o o m... zzzzz... I t doesn't l e a v e oil anywhere. It's a great little bike... (((Yawn))) going to sleep now... sweet dreams all!

I'll sit on your shoulders Rebby....(oops careful of your neck ;) ) and as soon as we see daylight, I'll flap my wings and hang on to the bike!! We'll fly to where the Sheriff is going, and steal his badge, and then we will have control over the Deputy and the Mayor. We will be able to have glorious meals, champagne, and we will once again dance all night long, while the help is cleaning up our mess!! :D

M... it is working... cooked duck TONIGHT for you and the family... hee hee

Now, when they emerge from that thar hole in the ground... snap the handcuffs on 'em.

Careful, be patient now... you got the WHOLE POSSE behind you here... about 30 men... all with... HANDCUFFS and a hunger for DUCKIE SOUP...

Ready... I smell duck!

What a plan little friend...........ah oh...................do you f e e l just a l i t t l e .........ah

s t r a n g e ???

They gave me something to chew ealier and it was whilte but they promised it was not a pill. You know I tend to believe people so I chewed it up and swallowed it and N O W I a m
g e t t i n g v e r y s l ee p y!

But you have the key so if you and the other gals want to take the Rebel you go and have a great time. I had a full tank of gas i f t H e y didn't d r a i nnnnnnnnnnnnn.............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, oh, ah, the t a n k ! zzzzzzzzzzzz Nite nite all my little firends .

M, may I keep my bike i n m y r o o m ......zzzzz.......i t doesn't l e a v e oil anywhere. It's a great little bike...............(((Yawn))) going to sleep now...sweet dreams all!

No problem at all , sleep well Princess Rebby :P

R E B B Y Y Y Y! W HAT DID THEY GIVE US? Shhhhhh... I thought it was... icing sugar... for the... uh... salad... noooo... the bread... I PUT IT IN MY WATER!. the bread was so hard... I wanted softer bread!. the room is spinning... no those are your bike tires... they're spinning... get up Rebby... I'll help you... get your helmut!. who's going to steer... ohhh, I feel woozy!

R E B B Y Y Y Y!! W HAT DID THEY GIVE US?? Shhhhhh.....I thought it was........icing sugar..........for the..............uh.........salad...........noooo. .........the bread.............I PUT IT IN MY WATER!!..........the bread was so hard...........I wanted softer bread!!.........the room is spinning..........no those are your bike tires............they're spinning............get up Rebby..........I'll help you...........get your helmut!!...who's going to steer.....ohhh, I feel woozy!!


GET THE NET M... THEY ALL SOUND LOONEY... :p

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzzz... zzzzzzzz... Ahhhh, did I hear net? Butterfly nets! How thoughtful of them to get us butterfly nets. I want to catch the blue one... ahhhhhhhhhhhh... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz
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Welcome...

Nighty Night... all... for sure this time... keep them in line M.

And guys, if by the time I get back in town you all have used up all these threads... how about PMing me and letting me know where you are... K

Back on the 23rd...

Be good... or at least try... K?:eek: :D :) :rolleyes:

B U T T E R... G U Y S?. Is that what you said Rebby?. can we squeeze through the bars with butter?. lets try and steal their butter and see if we can fit through that way and make our escape!. Reb... don't fall for the stuff that says... I don't believe it's not butter... it's another trap I tell you!

Welcome...........

Nighty Nite......all........for sure this time.........keep them in line M.

And guys, if by the time I get back in town you all have used up all these threads....how about PMing me and letting me know where ya'll are.......K

Back on the 23rd.....

Be good.........or at least try......K?:eek: :D :) :rolleyes:

We will have developed a plan to escape. I've seen the mayor sleeping in the corner quite often, and the deputy... well..! :rolleyes:

Seriously, You and Marta have a wonderful vacation, and enjoy yourselves. Be safe! Remember the sun screen, and the water wings... lol

Hm. I just realized that it's 220am.

... ruh roh.

Scooby!. no more Scoopy snacks for you until you behave! Ruh Roh? Scrappy gets all of the leftovers you bad boy! I just may have to fill out a report Deputy Dog! Wait till I tell the Mayor what you have been up to!. although the mayor has been a little shady too... hmmmm!!

Hey gang... yep gang... here's a little going away present:

Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day (http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=922)

Unky... do I need to 'splain? (Kidding again.. love you buddy)

Stringer

Alty here. Rebbie, Ducky, what kind of trouble did you get into while I was locked up in Solitary confinement. By the way, it's not a fun place, the walls are made of soft, squishy stuff. :(

Oh, look, a hole, and Rebbies bike, how'd that get in here? Wait, butter? Starby, Rebbie, wake up! What's that white powder? Hmmmmmmmmmm. ;)

Kids, why aren't we here? Helllllo?

Got to make some dinner, back later. :)

They're out looking at a picture while standing on their heads...

Ha, ha, ha, ha. I copied it and rotated it, that's the only reason I figured it out. :)

Oh, and the CM comment helped, because she paints her dogs toe nails. :)

Yep!

HAR! Found y'all! Tapped into Stringer's radar detector and traced I'm back. He won't know it, but I'll drive me not inspected car around a bit to draw off the fuzz... or was all that fuzz from someone here? I'z sooo confused.

Clough - if'n it's always dark, try opening yer eye lids :p

Star - I'd go swimmin w/ you but I always end up going in circles (can't have my leg rustin... guards'd hear me sneakin round).

Alty - don't worry about yer beer. Gots a still hiddin in ma laig so's we cin brew our own :D

Friend - :eek: you cain't bring no genie talia inta a sannytarium! The huys in the white coats don't like that stuf a'tall!

NOTIS!
Trespasers will be persecuted to the full extent of
2 mungrel dogs which ain't suchible to strangers
and 1 dbl barl shotgun which ain't loaded with sofa pillars
Dam if I ain't gittin tired of this hell raisin on my place!

You saying my Genies not welcome flyer

I like your Genie Friend.

Wait, wow, that was naughty. ;)

I like your Genie Friend.

Wait, wow, that was naughty. ;)

LOL;)

HAR! Found y'all! Tapped into Stringer's radar detector and traced im back. He won't know it, but I'll drive me not inspected car around a bit to draw off the fuzz....or was all that fuzz from someone here? I'z sooo confused.

Clough - if'n it's always dark, try openin yer eye lids :p

Star - I'd go swimmin w/ ya but I always end up goin in circles (can't have my leg rustin... guards'd hear me sneakin round).

Alty - don't worry bout yer beer. Gots a still hiddin in ma laig so's we cin brew our own :D

Friend - :eek: ya cain't bring no genie talia inta a sannytarium! the huys in the white coats don't like that stuf a'tall!

We can be roomies! Shhhh... we have all the beer making 'splies!

I started a convoy to find Sneezer and Stringy... we've got a track on the sheriff and his possey! Rubber Duck and Pig Pen are hot on their trail!

No Genie Talia allowed here! Well no one drop their soap anyway! :eek:

I got Cloughy a lightblub... oops... it looks like a light "bulb"... a knock off the original... I should patent that. ::note to self::

I gave my soft squishy pillow away to Softy though... hmmmmm!

LOL;)

Did you wink at me? Did you? Hmmmmmm, how you doing? ;)

Hey... WE like the Genie Talia. It's da guards that don like I'm...

Star - gots da still going. Anybody got cups or are we going to hafta drink straight from the tap?

I's think's we should drink rite from da bottle Flyer! I's snuck sum in fer us to fill!

You two are drinking and I wasn't invited? Sob, I'm not feeling the love here. :(

::hic:: Take a swig from my bottle... ::hic::

Alty! Course yuz was 'vited. Twas yer confiscated beer that made me smuggle in the still!


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HELP! One of the inmates took my leg! Just look what she's done with it!


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Uuhhmmmm... YUCK :eek:

Flyer, ew, I haven't eaten supper yet, yuck. ;)

Hi all...

You guys are just too fast for this old lady to keep up anymore. But I thought I'd share some good news with you.

Guess what... that Pulmonary specialist who so arrogantly gave me my diagnosis last September in the inpatient ward hallway surprised the B-Jesus out of me Thursday when I went in for blood gas tests and the prescription for the portable oxygen unit. I thought it would be on heck of a visit with stress and him acting like a 'superior being'.. but that's not what happened.

He actually was friendly, shook my hand (as custom in Germany) and even spoke in english with me. After the tests, he spent almost an hour explaining a new medication, asking what I wanted (quality vs. quantity), about my DNR (do not reanimate) and even asked about my family. He listened to me when I told him that I needed my own home comforts, my grandson, family, and cat, TV, internet and phone, etc... and stated that he'll do everything in his power to help me be as comfortable as possible at home. He also said that I did not need to go 'shopping' on my own for the oxygen unit, he made a few phone calls and ordered a unit to have it delivered to my address within the next few days and ASKED me to please see a Hematologist/Oncologist friend of his to talk about a new medication that will reduce the blood exudate every time I cough and increase the quality for as long as possible. I tell you, this absolutely floored me... I am positive that this person I met last year has been replaced by a clone that is more human.

My companion (a super lady - social worker) who takes me to doctor visits and other places since I can no longer drive on my own, was with me and she also was surprised at how he had changed and was so super helpful... She is also a wonderful person and goes with me to my cancer group with me when I have the energy to go. She helps me with the beurocratic BS and correspondence and has also helped me on her own free time many occasions. I don't usually trust many Germans but she has crept into my heart and told me that she's never met anyone like me before either. She's the one that organizes appointments for cleaning ladies and other people to go shopping for me when my daughter is on vacation. I trust her enough that I gave her a key to my place and she calls me at least once a day when we don't have anything scheduled. I feel blessed in having her in my life, and also the way things turned out at the visit with the Pulmonary specialist.

Now, on a personal note, my grandson had a 'conversation' with me on the phone twice already. He calls me OMA and actually talked with me and told me about 'school' (he's in kindergarten now) and just rattled on.. could have used a baby-talk translator, but it was WONDERFUL! I get to spend next weekend with him at his house (with the oxygen unit) and see him use the bike, trike, and rocking horse that I got him.

On another note.. Stringer - I hope your trip goes well and want to hear all about it when you get back.

Sneezy, how did you do on the MCat?

Since I've been getting so many 'messages' to my email addresses from unknown folks, I dismiss all of them, so if the messages came from some of you, I'm sorry... just send me regular email with Momma C in title and I will know it's from my web family.

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND ALL!

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MOMMA C!!

Well, I'm so glad that things worked out very well for you at the hospital. Yes, doctors are jerks... I hope to be one too! :D

And the chat with your grandson!! That sounds amazing. I'm so glad you'll get to spend next week with him.

I did OK on the mcat. I think. I'm not really sure. It was harder than anything I've ever studied for... and the materials tested were from left field... there's even a discussion board online about how ridiculous this test was... so I guess we'll see? ::fingers crossed::

Hope you have a good weekend, and try to make sure that grandkid of yours don't fall off the bike!!

Sneezy, the way you interact here with people, I'm certain you will be a very compassionate physician. And if not, you know I plan on spooking when I'm out of this crappy body, so you can expect me to come by and remind you how to act if you fall out of line. Momma C will always be around, and don't you forget that.

Just keep green apple or vanilla scented candles at your place at all times - they are my favorite.
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Surprisingly enough, I already have a green apple scented candle in my bathroom.

... does that mean you'll be in there while I am?. mm..

Sneezy, the way you interact here with people, I'm certain you will be a very compassionate physician. And if not, you know I plan on spooking when I'm out of this crappy body, so you can expect me to come by and remind you how to act if you fall outta line. Momma C will always be around, and don't you forget that.

Just keep green apple or vanilla scented candles at your place at all times - they are my favorite.
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Hi Momma C! Even though I wrote you a letter, I just want to say here that I'm so glad your Dr had a lucid moment with you for once! ;) I know your Grandbabe will love having his Oma around to watch him play! :)

The next time I buy candles, the green apple ones will be first on my list. I love that smell. And it will always remind me of you and your kindness! :D

surprisingly enough, I already have a green apple scented candle in my bathroom.

...does that mean you'll be in there while I am? ...mm..

Eeeeekkkk!! :eek: Momma C... don't go into Sneezy's bathroom! ;)

Too late! She's already there~

Oh nooooo!! Momma C, I'll bring air freshener!. and a blindfold!

Momma C, from now on only green apple scented candles at my house, but not in the bathroom. ;)

We all love you Momma C, more than you'll ever fully know. I'm glad that your doctor smartened up a bit, finally. :)

Big hug for you my sweet surrogate Mom, and a big kiss too, love you so much, you are an angel, that's what you are.

Ahh... ahh... ahh... chooooo!

(hee hee... I just noticed in similar questions, that there is "sneezy cat"... are you related to "smelly cat??" Smelly cat... smmmelly cat... what where you thinking..?

I'm here. What's up homie?

Are you a smelly cat? or a Sneezy cat? LOL!

Right now, I'm a cat that vomits... mostly in your shoes. That's right.

Hey really weird question! Yesterday, it felt the like the top right side of my head was bruised. I didn't hit my head on anything. Today, it doesn't feel like it's bruised on the top, but now my brow bone feels like it's bruised... again didn't hit my head, and I don't have a headache or anything. There's a riddle for you! Why? LOL!

Ohhh, are you still sick from the food poisoning? YUCK!

I'm feeling a lot better. As gross as it sounds, everything I ate came back up, everything I drank just ran straight through... for a while. But... I got some porridge (mmm... porridge) and it went OK.

Um. The head... bruise... feeling... you sure nikster didn't clobber you while sleeping?

Ohhh Sneezy so smart! I don't know why the back of my head felt bruised... but you just reminded me! Niki and I were playing yesterday, and she jumped up at me really fast, and got me straight in the eye with her nose!. and the Gold Medal goes to SNEEZER! Haha... I can't believe I didn't think of that! I still don't know what happened to the back of my head though... oh well... it only felt bruised for a day, who cares? Haha!

MMMMM... Porridge... gag... cough! Oops, sorry! Glad you are feeling a bit better! :)

Yep!

... um. Watcha doing up so late?

... it's 5am here.

Well right now Sneezer, I am about ready to beat the ever living crap out of my puter! Grrrrr! I tried to help out a teen that swore at me, and 2 threads got closed, and uhmmm, I'm just... uhhhhhmmm... Ducky! I don't know why I'm awake. You my dear?

Not sure. Had a lot to do today, and I then had an uninvited/unannounced guest just show up... so I entertained her until about 4am... then she left.

You guys!. I'm about to scream! My computer just came back up... I was in the middle of talking to Sneezer, and I heard Niki barking, and of course it was late! Freakin SKUNKKKKK! (whoever thinks those little buggers are cute can come to my house right now) I have spent the last 3 hrs trying to get the S*#t out ouf Niki's eyes, and trying to get the smell out of her, out of me, and out of my house! NOT WORKING!

It's 6:30am, I haven't slept all night, and I'm puking, and my nostrils are burning so bad I can hardly stand it anymore. Niki wants me to comfort her, but I'm gagging so bad, and every time I touch her, I smell more like skunk! I'm about to freak! Oh my good God! This skunk had super power smell!

Niki's eyes and nose have got oil running out of them. I've cleaned her face many times already! Grrrrrrrrr! This smell is going to be in every crack and crevice for ages! Nik was only out for about 10 minutes. and minding her own flippin business!

Help Obi Wan! Puter doesn't want me to be here. I don't want to be in solitary! Crude mobile takes 4ever 2 say anything and doesn't want to upload anyway (don't think phone & AMHD get along). HELP!

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Starby... when I read your story I was laughing so hard it was... disastrous.

Poor niks...

You guys!!.....I'm about to scream!! My computer just came back up....I was in the middle of talkin to Sneezer, and I heard Niki barking, and of course it was late!! Freakin SKUNKKKKK!! (whoever thinks those little buggers are cute can come to my house right now) I have spent the last 3 hrs trying to get the S*#t out ouf Niki's eyes, and trying to get the smell out of her, out of me, and out of my house!! NOT WORKING!!

It's 6:30am, I haven't slept all night, and I'm puking, and my nostrils are burning so bad I can hardly stand it anymore. Niki wants me to comfort her, but I'm gagging so bad, and everytime I touch her, I smell more like skunk!! I'm about to freak!! Oh my good God! This skunk had super power smell!!

Niki's eyes and nose have got oil running out of them. I've cleaned her face many times already! Grrrrrrrrr!! This smell is going to be in every crack and crevice for ages!! Nik was only out for about 10 mins., and minding her own flippin business!

Oh Starby!! I can't believe that happened with the skunk. Bathe Niki in tomato juice. It may take several times but it should help. I am so sorry! Niki must have really gotten it up close!! So sorry! As if... you know, you didn't have enough to deal with right now..

Oh I'm so glad that made you laugh Sneezer. May a thousand skunks invade your underwear, and call all of their friends over for a party! :p

Rebby, tomato juice really doesn't work. What seems to work is dishsoap, vinegar, and baking soda. This isn't the first time Niki got sprayed... just first time this year. Yes she did get it right up close. That is how I got the smell all over me. I ran out to see what she was barking at, and I grabbed her and the oil from the skunk got all over me! Poor Nik couldn't even open her eyes to see where she was going, so I had to carry her in. I don't have a bathtub, only a small shower stall, and Niki is terrified of water! It's too hard for me to get Niki into the stall.

So I have to do it outside with the hose, and since she runs like hell every time I even get close to the tap, it is hard to even get started without a second pair of hands to help. A friend of mine said she is going to try to make it over after work tonight to help me out. Then I have to find something to get the remainding skunk smell out of me and the house! Uuuuuurrrrrrggggggg! I'm calling the city tomorrow, and I'm going to put in a formal complaint about the skunk problem in this area... again! I did it last year, and managed to get them to put out at least a few traps. I HATE SKUNKS!

I've NEVER had a skunk spray anything near me... so I have absolutely no idea what a skunk spray smells like.

But if it's anything like decomp... lemon. Lots of lemon.

Oh it's baaaaaaaddddd Sneezy... really, really baaaadddd! Niki went into convulsions and had to be rushed to the vet last yr. It's a smell like no other smell!! It's bad enough if you just smell a skunk that has sprayed in the neighborhood, but when you get spayed up close?. it burns your eyes, your nose, you can hardly breathe... etc. That is why I was puking this morning. It's such a rancid smell, and you feel like you can't even breathe!

And it's an oil! It gets everywhere, and you can't get rid of it!

A couple that I know had a skunk get under their house. It sprayed under there. They used tomato juice and soaked their clothes in it. It didn't work miracles. I am glad to know of something else. We live sort of in the country with wooded acreage all around.

Do you mix all three ingredients you mentioned?

Fair enough, I'll take your word for it.

Yikes. Hope things work out starbs.

Ps - so I guess those "starby stinks" jokes... um.. well... yeah.

A couple that I know had a skunk get under their house. It sprayed under there. They used tomato juice and soaked their clothes in it. It didn't work miracles. I am glad to know of something else. We live sort of in the country with wooded acreage all around.

Do you mix all three ingredients you mentioned?

What has worked the best for me, is "Dawn" dishsoap. I wash Niki with that first. Then I make a paste of the baking soda and vinegar, and rub the through her fur really good, and rinse, and repeat the whole process two, sometimes three times. Then when she's dry, I dump more baking soda all over her, and brush it through!

Right now I'm Febreezing her... lol. I have to do something, and I can bathe her by myself! :rolleyes:

Awwww, Rebby! You gave me the "Badge of Courage?" Thank you sweets! I'll have to tell you about my skydiving sometime. The thing about almost landing on a cow is true... and on video tape! LOL!

This is coming from a girl who is afraid to climb a ladder! ;)

Puleeaaaseee! M&M... sweetie, honey, big burly man, my fave Batman, my strong handsome hero!. please send me a puter Genie... to fix puter?. and some skunk B gone spray... to fix smell?. the smell... the smell!!

I'll be grateful forever more!. and I will... uhmmmm... send you a song?!

Pweeassee!

(I can seeeeee you... you're hiding in the corner!)

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Oh so many choices, but I decided on this one because I thought you would enjoy the cleavage... LOL

YouTube - Hero (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWlS8Oerx8o)

Hey what about the skunk B gone?? :p

Love that song starby... thanks :)

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Removing Skunk Odor
Veterinary & Aquatic Services Department, Drs. Foster & Smith, Inc.


Q. My pet got sprayed by a skunk. How can I get that smell out?

A. Cause
Contents of the anal glands of the skunk are sprayed onto the pet.

General Information
The scent of a skunk can not only be powerfully malodorous, but also very irritating to the eyes and mucus membranes. The secretions contain multiple chemicals. One group, the thiols, are responsible for most of the strong scent. Others are acetate derivatives of these thiols. They are responsible for the smell, that tends to linger and become worse if the pet becomes wet.

Toxic Dose
Not applicable

Signs
Of course, the most obvious sign is the smell. The pet may roll on the ground attempting to rid himself of the smell. The eyes may water, and the pet may be nauseated and retch.

Immediate Action
Either use a treatment specifically formulated for use on skunk odors like Skunk Kleen or Skunk-Off, or use the following formula:

1 quart 3% hydrogen peroxide
1/4 cup baking soda (sodium bicarbonate)
1 teaspoon liquid soap
This recipe can be doubled for bigger breeds.

Wet your pet down and work the mixture through the pet's hair. Leave it on for three to four minutes and rinse. This will generally need to be repeated several times. Be sure to throw away any excess mixture. Do NOT get any of the mixture in the eyes; as a precaution, place protective ophthalmic ointment in the eyes.

Note that the above mixture may bleach the hair color temporarily until the animal sheds and new hair grows in. Common antidotes like tomato juice, vinegar, or regular shampoos will not be as effective.

Contact your veterinarian, if the eyes are severely affected, or the pet continues to vomit or retch.

Veterinary Care
General treatment: Bathing with a special formula will continue, and the eyes will be flushed with water or sterile saline.

Supportive treatment: Medications may be administered to help with the nausea, if present.

Specific treatment: None

Prognosis
Good

surprisingly enough, I already have a green apple scented candle in my bathroom.

...does that mean you'll be in there while I am? ...mm..

Not yet my love. I will only wander when I'm a spirit, so you are safe for now.

All you others, Thanks so much for your warmth and love and I give it right back a hundred-fold.

Don't worry about any odors, my sense of smell has not worked right for a long time and I don't think it will ever return to it's full ability. Although, I think I would have been able to notice that skunk essence - so sorry that happened hon.. hope things are better now for you and Niki..

One thing I did read up on - new retirement laws state that my medical disability as it stands right now should allow me to get full retirement pay instead of only the portion I am getting now, so when the Oncologist and Pulmonologist write up their diag/prog reports, I will reapply for full retirement benefits... cross your fingers for me please! These kind of 'benefits' are well hidden in small print, but I found the right legal site by mistake.

C.U. later my dears.. going to try and sleep a little now.

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Angel, you are a great help as usual. Starby, I guess that song inspired him to help you. My audio device is not working so I didn't even try the link so if this comment is not appropriate, I apologize ahead of time.

But M sure did give some good info.

Not yet my love. I will only wander when I'm a spirit, so you are safe for now.

All you others, Thanks so much for your warmth and love and I give it right back a hundred-fold.

Don't worry about any odors, my sense of smell has not worked right for a long time and I don't think it will ever return to it's full ability. Although, I think I would have been able to notice that skunk essence - so sorry that happened hon.. hope things are better now for you and Niki..

One thing I did read up on - new retirement laws state that my medical disability as it stands right now should allow me to get full retirement pay instead of only the portion I am getting now, so when the Oncologist and Pulmonologist write up their diag/prog reports, I will reapply for full retirement benefits... cross your fingers for me please! These kind of 'benefits' are well hidden in small print, but I found the right legal site by mistake.


My fingers are crossed for you Momma C... :)
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Angel, you are a great help as usual. Starby, I guess that song inspired him to help you. My audio device is not working so I didn't even try the link so if this comment is not appropriate, I apologize ahead of time.

But M sure did give some good info.

Thanks rebby , not actually my words I just copied the info from a website after looking it up. Hopefully it works :)

Hope your well Princess Rebby :p

Thanks M! I really appreciate that! I didn't think of adding hydrogen peroxide to the dish soap and baking soda mixture. I usually do add vinegar too, and although the fur smells like vinegar afterwards, it's a helluva better than skunk.

I have got some polysporin that I think I will put in her eyes to protect them. It took her a long time to even open her poor little sore eyes. :( I didn't even get sprayed, and my eyes and nose are still burning, because I was trying to help her, and got the oil from the spray all over me. I feel so bad for her, because on top of the skunk smell, she thinks I'm angry with her! :( She is such a friendly dog, that she sees another dog or animal, and she wants to play! I hate it that she gets so skitish and afraid when things like this happen. She tends not to trust anymore.

Last summer she got sprayed by a skunk probably half a dozen times. This neighborhood is skunk infested. I have called the city a ton of times, and they always say they will bring traps, but it usually doesn't happen. She hasn't vomited so far, although I did a few times (I know TMI, lol) and I do still have some of the antiseptic soap and cream for her nose from last summer. The thing with their nose is, it gets so chapped, and then it loses it's color, and they also end up with sinus problems.

I have flushed her eyes with water, with a large syringe that I got from the vet, after she was attacked and I couldn't get her to drink. (she didn't like that one bit) So I hope the little I was able to do, soothes her eyes some. I thought about using Visine, but then thought that was probably not a good choice. I don't have any saline solution, and wouldn't want to try and make my own concoction, for something like that.

I can't bathe her without someone else here to help me, because she is so scared of water. A friend thought she might be able to come and help, but she hasn't called back yet.

Urrrrggghhhhh! I hate it when I can't do anything to make Nik feel better!

Oh crap... that was a little long wasn't it?? Sorry! ;)

Not yet my love. I will only wander when I'm a spirit, so you are safe for now.

All you others, Thanks so much for your warmth and love and I give it right back a hundred-fold.

Don't worry about any odors, my sense of smell has not worked right for a long time and I don't think it will ever return to it's full ability. Although, I think I would have been able to notice that skunk essence - so sorry that happened hon.. hope things are better now for you and Niki..

One thing I did read up on - new retirement laws state that my medical disability as it stands right now should allow me to get full retirement pay instead of only the portion I am getting now, so when the Oncologist and Pulmonologist write up their diag/prog reports, I will reapply for full retirement benefits... cross your fingers for me please! These kind of 'benefits' are well hidden in small print, but I found the right legal site by mistake.

C.U. later my dears..going to try and sleep a little now.

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I'm so glad that you may be getting your full benefits Momma C! You need them, and deserve them! You know we all love you, and I personally think about you everday, and hope that you are feeling well, and everything is going fine for you my sweets! Sleep well, and pleasant dreams! Big Hugs!

Thanks rebby , not actually my words I just copied the info from a website after looking it up. Hopefully it works :)

Hope your well Princess Rebby :p

But the point is, you did take the time to find the info and made it available to sweet Alty and all of us on the thread. :p

If Sneezy ever does get sprayed, he will be scramblin' to find your post! LOL :eek:

But the point is, you did take the time to find the info and made it available to sweet Alty and all of us on the thread. :p

If Sneezy ever does get sprayed, he will be scramblin' to find your post! LOL :eek:

Lol... thanks again rebby :)

But the point is, you did take the time to find the info and made it available to sweet Alty and all of us on the thread. :p

If Sneezy ever does get sprayed, he will be scramblin' to find your post! LOL :eek:

It was very nice of Batman to do that! :D I was trying to Google things, but puter is not playing nice! I expected Batman to send a skunk holding a can of spray! LOL! I didn't mean for him to go to such trouble! Taaaaaannnnkkkksssss Batman!. or Spidey... or M&M... or whatever it is I decide to call you this week... LOL! ;)

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I'm not getting notifications for the threads so I am lagging behind. Sorry!

Chery, get caught up on your rest! We will be anxious to see pics of your time with your little grandson! The O2 should help a lot. I am so happy for you that you will have that!! Love and Hugs!

Starby, did you get the "First Job" note I sent?

Where has Alty been, not feeling well again or did I miss something? Is she on a trip?

Haven't seen Unky or some of the others. I thought I dropped off the planet and just didn't know it, you know how it is sometimes at this Sanitarium... one minute I am having a lucid moment and then next, I am in La La Land!

M, I think you must be, among other things, "KING OF ALL ATTACHMENTS"!! Of course, we could also call you "Quick Draw" also because you are so fast finding attachments that are appropriate! :)

I am off to shower so will check back in later!! If I miss some of you... "Later Gators!!!"

Ha Ha... King of attachments , I do seem to post a few don't I :)

Hope it doesn't get me in trouble :eek:

Well that is why I asked the Genie to help... Rebby! SUPER SKUNK! Hahaha... I have a song in my head right now!

I'm not getting notifications either Reb. Hmmm... seems to be the general theme of my day!

Batman, you are the King of Attachments, and I am the YouTube Queen! :p

Starby, I quite agree! You are "Queen of Youtube!"

Got lots to do tonight so I better get crackin'! Smell good soon Starby! I hope Niki is going to be okay.

Haha... Rebby! Smell you soon too... ;)

Hello everyone!!

Oh, it's now that I find this thread! So... slow of me! Ok, my mom agreed to give me half the time of the internet, meaning I'll be able to be here more often, but the end of year exams are coming, and these are the most important ones I'll perhaps ever take part in. So, the avalanche of homeworks and revision will start soon. See you tomorrow, when you'll be sleeping! ;)

Haven't read the thread yet, will do so when I find time.

OK, night to all of you, good lot you are, and sweet dreams!

Hey there Unky! I'm glad your Mom is going to let you come on more often! Sounds like you'll be pretty swammped with homework! Good luck with it!

Hello everyone!!!!

Oh, it's now that i find this thread! So..... slow of me! Ok, my mom agreed to give me half the time of the internet, meaning i'll be able to be here more often, but the end of year exams are coming, and these are the most important ones i'll perhaps ever take part in. So, the avalanche of homeworks and revision will start soon. See you tomorrow, when you'll be sleeping! ;)

Havn't read the thread yet, will do so when i find time.

ok, night to all of you, good lot you are, and sweet dreams!

Hey there Unky! I just went over to copy and paste this thread on your note at the Park but here you are already so didn't need to. I am slow but sure!! :p

Hey Rebby! I'm getting really worried about Alty! She hasn't been on here in a few days, and I've called her, and normally she is home during the day. There was no answer, and even her voicemail didn't pick up, which is very odd! I'm just starting to wonder where she is and what's going on! We usually talk at least once a day on the phone! :(

... and I'm so stupid too! She asked for a # she could call if she couldn't get a hold of me for a longish period, but I never thought to get a number from her, because I thought I would be able to get a hold of Wiggy at least! Uuuurrrrgggg!

Plus she hasn't been feeling well lately! I don't like this!

Hey there Starby! I've been getting concerned about Alty also. I saw where she posted yesterday 11:57 a.m. my time.

Where did she post? On this thread? I must have missed it!

Where did she post? On this thread? I must have missed it!

She posted on this link:

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/religious-discussions/what-good-about-religion-248791.html

Starby, call me if you have time this afternoon. :p

Ahhhh... I's founds her! She's fine... just busy! Whew! :D

I'm here kids, just haven't had allot of time lately, busy, busy Alty.

Summer is winding down, time for back to school shopping, house cleaning, sleepovers, birthdays, visits, AHHHHHHHHHH! I probably won't be on allot for the next two weeks but I'll try my best.

Don't worry though, I'm fine, just going a bit crazy! ;)

Oh, Starby, are you OK now? And niki? I just got through the posts yesterday after disconnecting, but couldn't connect, trying to save my 15 hours as much as possible. Poor Niki... but fortunately, you're used to that kind of situation. In your place, my first reaction would be like Rebbie said, but you later said that that was not so good, and M agreed. I havevn't yet met a skunk, nor my dog, and I never hope so, except perhaps Skunkman's(in one of the animal's section thread) pet.

C Momma, hope you'll do fine for at least some more years, I'm sure your grandson is a cutie and loves his oma a lot! Be safe! :)

The revision have not yet begun, but in some weeks, yes. Thanks for all your support! :)


B U T T E R...G U Y S??.....Is that what you said Rebby?....can we squeeze through the bars with butter??....lets try and steal their butter and see if we can fit through that way and make our escape!!....Reb.....don't fall for the stuff that says.....I don't believe it's not butter....it's another trap I tell you!!

Oh, Starduck, beware of the butter! I believe also that that's another trap! Try the oil instead!;)

Wow,

I missed the boat on this one...

I've been slacking apparently :p

Don't you worry. Uhh what's the time there? Here it's 9.25pm

Biggie, I missed you, sad. :(

Hey Unky, how are you dear?

Starduck, are they trying to roast you again, who started that anyway? ;)

To everyone else, how are you, how's tricks? :)

Hey there Alty, long not seen you online, well, invisible!:p I'll not hide so that you know if I'm here or not. Starby was in some kind of jail and had a meeting with you and Rebbie. They tried to escape but you weren't there to help them and Silly String got them. Around the posts 70 I think.

Rebbie and Starby always get into trouble when I'm not around. ;)

Yup, I'm invisible, I like to sneak around the site without anyone knowing I'm here. :)

Is Silly String back from his vaca? I miss him. :(

So Unky how are you? Back in school? How's it going?

Yes, back to school. It's fine... for the time being! Yes, I already miss stringer... ho long will he be in vacation? 2 weeks I hear? Hope that he and Marta are enjoying themselves very much.

I'm sure they are. He's going to have to spend days reading in order to catch up on AMHD. :)

That's for sure LOL!:)

Poor Stringer, it will be confusing, we have so many threads going on that I forget where I am most of the time. :)

And more if we continue on that paste;)!

Hee, hee. :)

Phew, Its abuot 4 PM here now unky, I forget when I posted that before. My head is spinning - no rest for the weary!

Back to work for another hour or so, can't wait to get out of here and hit the gym :D

Adios all!

Is This One busy? Because I need to ask a question

What's your question Guy? I'm here and listening. :)

K, Its sort of a story

I'm an Honors Student, Been one since 6th grade. Well as I was picking up my schedule they gave me regular Algebra II instead of H Algebra II. Me, obvisouly annoyed has to wait a week before I could get it fixed

But to get to the point, Yesterday was my 1st day of Honors and she told me to do all the old notes and the old bellringers (problems at the beginning of class) and so I did. Well today I get HW talking about yesterday's subject and I just need to ask these 2 questions

1) One of them is asking to write an inequality and turning it into a absolute value inequality. Exp: -2.5<a<2.5

2) The rest of the problems are asking to solve each equation and asking for Extraneous solutions.. She talked about that yesterday But obvisouly I wasn't paying attention because I was told to do something she told me to do. So I don't want to arrive at class tomorrow and telling her I couldn't My Homework because I didn't pay attention while she was teaching the thing when she TOLD ME to do something else
So.. Whats extraneous solutions? Exp [3x+6]=-12

SNEEZY, Guy needs your help! :eek:

Guy, I so wish I could help you, but math (that is math right?;)) is not a subject I'm good at. Do you have English homework you need help with, art, creative writing?:o

Unfournately, I don't (and yes it is:rolleyes: )

H English II is easy

I don't know about Criminal Justice or Biology today. I missed those 2 classes because I had to go do Allergy Testing (I got poke'd:p )

I've got 4 hours, So I can wait

I can help you a little with Biology, well, certain parts anyway. ;)

Ya, math and I don't get along at all, hopefully Sneezy will be back soon, he's a math whiz. :)

Allergy testing, what they testing you for? I'm allergic to math. ;)

Everything =D
I have bad allergies, and so They so they poked with me these 6 little things that were made up of 8 little pokey things that are filled with chemicals that tell me if I'm allerigic or not

Basicially, I'm SCREWED, But apprently Berch Tree Gets me the worst

Are we going to have to put you in a bubble? ;)

I can help you a little with Biology, well, certain parts anyway. ;)



Alty :eek: :eek:

Guy close your ears :rolleyes:

Alty :eek: :eek:

Guy close your ears :rolleyes:

::hangs head in shame:: Trust me M, at fifteen he probably knows more than we do. :D

::hangs head in shame:: Trust me M, at fifteen he probably knows more than we do. :D

Maybe, Maybe not

Eeek, I didn't realize you were listening Guy. :eek:

::blush:: caught in the act again. :o

I've been here the whole time xD
Just trying to learn this song, And Waiting for Sneezy
But I actually did learn something important at school today in Theater Arts I


September 19th=National Talk Like a Pirate Day

Maybe, Maybe not

Not going to compare who knows what, I learned that lesson long ago. ;)

Not going to compare who knows what, I learned that lesson long ago. ;)

I'm too lazy to break out the attitude to prove to you That I am smarter therefor I agree LOL.
I don't know, I'm trying to get to "life" I WAS invited to a paintball match but I guess they conviently fergot to call me.. Now my main thing this is trying to get people to go the concert of the artist in my avatar, Too bad their so Underground that The Mainstream Hippies don't know who they are -.-

On a ANOTHER nother note, I went to A birthday party at a laser tag and surprisingly I felt agile, Maybe the hair cut helped xD
I hate short hair

I hate short hair too, on me anyway. ;)

Sorry, don't know that band on your avy, and I'm a pretty hip old lady. :)

As for knowing more than me, hee, hee, don't think so. ;):)

o_O

Okay, remember, old person here. What does o_O mean?

Okay, remember, old person here. What does o_O mean??


Confused, stunned, or weirded out

Confused, stunned, or weirded out

Did you look it up M, you're older than me. ;)

Okay, I am really behind the times. :(

Did you look it up M, you're older than me. ;)

Okay, I am really behind the times. :(

I'm only older in years Alty :) But I get out more;)


Urban Dictionary: O_O (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=O_O)

I'm only older in years Alty :) But I get out more;)


Urban Dictionary: O_O (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=O_O)


:( True, so true. :(

Yep

O_O, o-o, O_O, Are all the same, Its used to seem like my eyes are opened in shocked

:/ is Bummed out

xD is Funny

=D is Yay, or happy

>.< is aggrivated'

I could go on

Oh, you're online Guy? Are you invisible too? For you're math, ask galactus or ebaines, I'm sure they'll help you. I don't know what's the terms you used earlier :(. I I could I would help you, but that's off my level in math.

How everyone?:)

Oh craplord guy. I completely missed it where you asked for my help. If you still need help, pm me.

Craplord?. LMAO! Am I behind in the times?. or is that some word you just made up? Whichever it is, it made me laugh! :p

... perhaps I am. I shall hang myself from the galleys for misspeaking.

Off with your head!

Morning guys!

How are you all?

Sneezer... I's tired... very sweepy! Can you write me a prescription for sumpin? I's barely swept all night! You should be able to give knock out pills in a sanitarium after all right?

Morning Biggie... how are you?

Oh boy starbs. I already have a sample for ambien, which I'm not taking.

I've been drinking before going to sleep every night... this isn't good.

I suggest getting your hands on some valerian root... some health stores or herb stores should have it. Chew. Chew. Chew.

I actually have Valerian... doesn't do a damn thing for me! :( My Dr. won't give me Ambien or any other pres sleeping meds, because of my others. Grrrrr! I was sleeping fine for awhile, but now it's back to like it was before! Ppphhffftttt!

It's 10am... should I just start drinking now? LOL! ;)

Try running 6 miles before bed - that might do it :p

Yeah, I'll get right on that Biggie... lol

Just a suggestion :p

I'm waiting for the sleeping problems to start. My sleep schedule once I get to school is terrible :(

Granted, I've never been good at this "sleeping" thing... I've never had to drink to fall asleep, or pass out.

... and here... I... am.

In other news... my apartment complex has decided to do smoke detector testing at odd times throughout the day.

... without telling us.

So... I don't sleep all night... wanna get a little shuteye... then BAM! LOOOUUDDD SCREEEECHING sounds. For about 2 minutes. Then... ok... sleep for 30 min... then BAM! Again.

... someone's going to die for this.

Mine first started when I owned part of a business, where the hrs. were from 6pm until 4am every night. It was a driving business, where we were Designated Drivers, and drove people home in their own vehicles, and I hired people to be my chase drivers. By the time I would get home, my mind would still be racing from having to put up with all of the drunk people. (some nice, some not so nice ;) ) I did that for over 3 yrs, 5 or 6 days a week. With other things that have happened in the meantime, my sleeping patterns are screwed! Blah!

In other news...my apartment complex has decided to do smoke detector testing at odd times throughout the day.

...without telling us.

so...I don't sleep all night...wanna get a little shuteye...then BAM! LOOOUUDDD SCREEEECHING sounds. for about 2 minutes. Then...ok...sleep for 30 min...then BAM! again.

...someone's going to die for this.

Eeeekkkk! :eek: That would piss me right off! It's nice that some people think that everyone is on a 9-5 schedule!

Careful hun with having a drink to go to sleep. Could get addicting... believe me! ;)

In other news...my apartment complex has decided to do smoke detector testing at odd times throughout the day.

...without telling us.

so...I don't sleep all night...wanna get a little shuteye...then BAM! LOOOUUDDD SCREEEECHING sounds. for about 2 minutes. Then...ok...sleep for 30 min...then BAM! again.

...someone's going to die for this.


Reminds me of when the fire alarms in our dorms broke last year. There was an alarm at 11:00 PM, 2:00 AM, 5:00 AM and 8:00 AM... That was a wonderful night...

Morning kids, how is everyone?

Hey Alty,

Abou to head out to lunch, not sure what I want... Any suggestions?

Subway.

That's probably what I'll do...

It's that or panera :)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/what-8-20-08-a-250989.html

Oh man...

Here's a doozy https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/pregnancy-new-motherhood/trying-get-preg-251178.html

I'm going to get a reddie for being rude :(

oh man...

heres a doozy https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/pregnancy-new-motherhood/trying-get-preg-251178.html

I'm going to get a reddie for being rude :(

Gotcha covered Biggie ;)

Thanks Friend haha...

Kids these days :rolleyes:

Hee, hee, kids these days, Biggie, to me you're still a kid. Wait, no, I'm not that old, you're a young man. Okay, I feel old now. :(

I might still be a kid, but I'm not trying to get a cheating significant other pregnant... jeez...

Maybe I should? Would I fit in more that way? Is that what all the cool kids are doing?

I'm such a loser :(

Doesn't sound too cool to me Biggie:cool:

I might still be a kid, but im not trying to get a cheating significant other pregnant... jeez...

Maybe I should? Would I fit in more that way? Is that what all the cool kids are doing??

I'm such a loser :(

Sweetie, I was kidding, you aren't a kid, heck if I was single... not going to finish that sentence. ;)

You are a nice guy, and nice guys don't cheat, losers cheat, so you're not a loser. Got it? Don't make me get the whip out buddy. :)

I was kidding Alty, put the whip away ;)

Oh, the whip comes out and Biggie back tracks, I see. You're not getting off that easy buddy. Watchang (okay, that was my attempt at a whip noise, lame). :);)

Hee hee... watchang! It that some sort of Asian Whip? Oh I'm going to get it aren't I? Eeeeekkkk!

Run Starby, I'll give you a 3 second head start! :D

HAH backs away... I'm saving my energy - pick your battles you know?

:)

Think ill spend some quality time with the guitar :)

I'z so tired guys! I think I'm off to bed. I hate to do it, because I know I will be awake at 1 or 2am again! Uuuurrrrrgggghhhhh!! I just can't keep my eyes open anymore though!

Night Starbs!