One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver's side door with him standing right there. "NOOO!" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling. "MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!" he exclaimed. "Your a lawyer aren't you?" asked the policeman. "Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!" the lawyer asked. "HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn't even notice that your left arm is missing did you?" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed "MY ROLEX!"

hA hA.............now there's an idea starby ;)


Stringer , your on a roll here !!!!

Yep... stop me PLEASE!:eek:

An elderly couple was driving cross-country, and the woman was driving. She gets pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer says, "Ma'am, did you know you were speeding?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE SAYS YOU WERE SPEEDING."

The patrolman says, "May I see your license?"

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

The old man yells, "HE WANTS TO SEE YOUR LICENSE."

The woman gives him her license.

The patrolman says, "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once, had the worst sex with a woman I have ever had."

The woman turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?"

"HE THINKS HE KNOWS YOU!" the old man yells.

I can't read that much anymore... I'm starting to go cross eyed!! I still have to write a very... uhmmmm... polite? (not so much) letter to my brothers kids mother. Geezzzzz... some people are just... well... uhmmmm... can I say brain dead?

President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They'd spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.

"The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."

President Clinton frowned. "Russian roulette's not a friendly nice game."

The African leader smiled. "That's why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you'll have to play. I'll show you how."

He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently , nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.

This gained Clinton's immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. "How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?"

The African leader said "One of them is a cannibal."

I can't read that much anymore....I'm starting to go cross eyed!!! I still have to write a very....uhmmmm......polite? (not so much) letter to my brothers kids mother. Geezzzzz....some people are just......well........uhmmmm.......can I say brain dead?

Just a few more... :)

President Clinton was being entertained by an African leader. They’d spent the day discussing what the country had received from the Russians before the new government kicked them out.

"The Russians built us a power plant, a highway, and an airport. Plus we learned to drink vodka and play Russian roulette."

President Clinton frowned. "Russian roulette’s not a friendly nice game."

The African leader smiled. "That’s why we developed African roulette. If you want to have good relations with our country, you’ll have to play. I’ll show you how."

He pushed a buzzer, and a moment later six magnificently , nude women were ushered in. "You can choose any one of those women to give you oral sex," he told Clinton.

This gained Clinton’s immediate attention, and he was ready to make his choice, when a thought occurred to him. "How on earth is this related to Russian roulette?"

The African leader said "One of them is a cannibal."

Lmao... :P

A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town in the South. She orders some chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast, she starts to choke on a chicken bone. Buford and Buck, two country boys in the next booth, notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. Buford drops his coveralls and bends over and then Buck starts licking his butt. The choking woman watches these two go at it and is so grossed out that she launches forward and throws up all over the place, dislodging the chicken bone from her throat. Buford pulls his overalls back up and says to Buck, "You're right,that 'hind-lick' maneuver works like a charm."

Well bye all , time for me to head out :)

Well bye all , time for me to head out :)

Have a great evening M... later.:)

Same for me. 3am. Had a good time reading the jokes :)

same for me. 3am. had a good time reading the jokes :)

Glad you liked them Sneezy... Goodnight now...

Me too... I'll be using these in the pub tonight :) cheers stringer!

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One last one, but I am sure that some won't really appreciate this...

Me too..........I'll be using these in the pub tonight :) cheers stringer!!

Be my guest my friend... :p

Knock Knock!. who's there... Me... me who?. Measles alone here!

I know... really bad knock knock joke... I did my best. :p

Why BigB... dear... you would get cookies! ;) :D

Morning all!

Oh, I'm tired! Hi there HC! Haven't seen you for a while! I learned that you recovered from your flu? Good! The others here have been very chatty yesterday. How are you? I'll be on the previous pages, therefore may take some time to answer back. C u later!

Ok, here goes my reply. Be warned, it's very long!


I'm baaaaaaaaaaack.............but my butt is sore...9 hours on the road and my eye balls are hanging out on my cheeks...

Hey, you're back at last! I missed you Stringer!


Hey Starby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seven weeks is a long time. Where have I been?

I wondered where have you been, Rebbie Princess...


Morning Unky!! in advance!

Thanks dear!


Hello!! .. nice to be here with you people :) ... I hope you would like my company here too :P ...I little new here.... starbuck8 brought me :P


Has to end in a "Y", right??? Hmmm, need more to go on to give a great name! Ideas?:p

Hello there little bro! I'm Unky, glad to meet you. I hear you're a frined of Starby? That's fine! Every friend of Starby is a friend of mine too!:p Huh? According to the frequent time you tell from where you are... you seem pretty on the same longitude as me... have to check that.


Maybe this week, we will have the whole crew together. I sure have been missing Angel, Stringer, Unky and other's I haven't seen lately so much. I miss my "virtual" family. Glad to see you and Stringer bantering today. That was cute. Both so imaginative! I better fly! See ya tonight on the threads hopefully!!!!!!!:)

I'm now here. I don't think I'll be able to log in on Sundays and Mondays, but rather most of the time during the rest of the days and when you're all (nearly;)) asleep. See you later!


Again.......geeze you people are tough........

"DUCK TRAPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!! duck traps............need to work on that..........hmmmmmm....need some paper and pencils......to draw them out. Must be fool prof and imaginative."

"Anyone have any ideas??????"

I'll think about it.


Hey you two, I'll have you know that I was once quite good with guns. I went to hunter training camp for 4 days in grade 8, had to make my own shelter, start a fire without matches, live on things we gathered in the woods and learn to shoot a rifle and a handgun. Of course I almost killed someone, but that was totally not my fault. ;)

Alty?? You nearly killed someone once and I nearly killed myself once??

Hum, Stringer? I cannot go to through the link you mentioned before... has it closed? Or something weird has happened?

Loved your jokes, but unfortunately I couldn't read them all. Me too started to be tired, my especially my eyes LOL. Well, see you for 10 minutes tomorrow!

Ok, bye for now! My stomach hurts, I've laughed too much!:p

Nobody gent with a flower in their hair is any match for the DUCK!! :p

You're a handsome one Mr Biggie!! ;)


Ever think the flower is just a façade?

.. try me, duck :rolleyes: ;)

Good morning Joke Festers! I will read them on my day off!
Stringer... you are trying to butter everyone up to vote for you, aren't you?
Have a great day today!

Morning kids.

Warning, my puter keyboard is being silly, allot of the keys are sticking. So if I type a word that is missing a letter, I apologize in advance. I type 120 words a minute, so I don't always see when a letter is sticking and not appearing. This is annoying, me thinks it's time for a new keyboard. Grrrrrrr! ;)

Hallo.

... um... ::looks around::

What's up?

Hey doll... :) how are you?

I'm up, and not at all happy about it. :(

Sorry, had a rough night. I was supposed to go out with my bud from LA, but I got stood up. ;) Ah, salright, I'll see him Thursday, give him heck then. ;)

Chicky, sweetie, I missed you. You have internet at home now and we see you less then we did before. We feel unloved. :( Na, I know you're busy, I just miss our morning coffee chats. Speaking of which, I need a refill. ;)

I'm posting this link again, for those who didn't see it before. We go through pages so quickly here, it might have been missed by some.

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-member-discussions/our-sweet-chery-253366.html

If you haven't done so already, I'm sure that you want to say a few words to our dear Chery who is having a rough time right now. So go, do it, that's an order, please. ;)

Yes, I'm glad you posted that again. Chery needs all the lovin' we can give! :)

Meeting :)

Whaaaa..!

I posted something after alty... it didn't get posted!! What the heck?!

Awww... those whispered sweet-nothings were not lost to me... it was edited by the elusive moderators... must have been a bit too risqué... ;)

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This is funny...

WOW! I am way behind here on this thread. Been having computer problems. Am going to my son's this Fri, Sat, and Sun and we are placing an order for a new computer! Yea. I don't like not being able to be with you all!!

Been missin' you!

I will be 'hit' and 'miss' for awhile but hopefully can pop in when computer is not acting up

Lator Gators~~~~~~~~~~~~~Wait, those were on the castle thread... ah... ok... Love to all until we meet again! :)

Sneezy, me too on a couple of posts, they looked like they were there, but they weren't... not sure what happened;) Ohhhh well. Hi guys! Hope all is well! Tomorrow is my last day of babysitting and then I am going full time... hmmmm, I wonder if when school starts and they are all gone, and I am at work, if my house will STAY clean? I sure hope so;)

... I'm here to say...

... I start work tomorrow. My restaurant opens Friday.

This means I'll be working 14 hours a day... for 6 days a week. That's 84 hours a week.

... I will miss you all on amhd... I will be on every now and then.

::sigh::

Awww, I will miss you around here... I know you may just peek in as much as you can though... Right?
Sneezy, how was the visit with your parents? And have I told you Congrats on the opening? CONGRATS!! You done good!

Parents came by, looked around, and said, "...what...do you do for a living again?"

... then dad looked at mom, said, "We're selling the house and moving in here."

... then we went to lunch, etc. had a good time.

Thank you for your congrats :)

Welcome... sounds like your parents faired well then. Seens how you are safe and comfy again!;);)

Funny how parents can still make you feel like a kid :)

Oh sure, I still pace when I talk to my parents... I am 34 years old... geeze

How is everyone...
I pace when my fat bastard belly needs a little tickle jiggle.

I miss feeling like a kid around my folks, cherish it while you have it kids. :)

Sneezy, congrats sweetie, wish I could be there for the opening. :)

Is that Dr. Evil I hear up there in your voice Joseph? Geeze...
Good, just hanging out with the kids that aren't at football practice!
Hi Alty!

Dr.Evil does need to make an appearance occasionally.
Hi Alty!

I need help... Dealing with work, and people. Ahhh...
I need help... Split personalities...
I need help... I want to take over the world.
I need help... Dreaming about lots of water and floods, last night.

Thanks alty!

I must say, I thought of you ALL day. I traded a stock called "ALTI"...

... you lost me money, woman.

Ya... but we need to get used to Joe before you start bringing him out;););)
The kids just had smores before dinner, I am a nice mom, huh?

Thanks alty!

I must say, I thought of you ALL day. I traded a stock called "ALTI"...

...you lost me money, woman.


LMAO... that is too funny, I mean its funny about the name not about your monaaayyyy!

Hi you guys. I've had a crappy day. There are tons of flies in my house, more than I've ever seen, it's an epidemic. Anyway, as you know, my bunny's are indoors, and the flies love moist areas, alas, their poo and pee is moist. I clean their cages every second day, but I guess that wasn't enough. Today when I went to clean their cages I found maggots, yes, that's right, maggots.

Going to the store soon to pick up bleach, new bedding, new toys, you name it. Also picking up some screen, going to make an enclosure that will fit on top of their cages and prevent those nasty flies from getting in.

Scary thing is that they can get something called fly strike, where the flie larva actually gets inside and eats the bunny from the inside out, it's of course fatal.

I'm doing all I can, always have, it's so upsetting, I always keep their cages clean, to find maggots is just so alarming and unsettling.

Sorry for the gross story. :(

Thanks alty!

I must say, I thought of you ALL day. I traded a stock called "ALTI"...

...you lost me money, woman.

You traded me? :( Serves you right. ;)

You will be OK Alty, Fall is coming... they will fall with FALL!

Yes they will, but I'm worried about my bunnies.

Not much I can do but hope, if the larva got inside then they will be dead within 24 hours. I called our vet, because there is a treatment, but the usual vet that specializes in rabbits, he's on vacation. No one else in our town knows anything about rabbit care, they're considered an exotic animal. :(

I'm doing all I can do. I spent the day checking their skin for larva, washing Oreo's bum because poo sticks to her fur, which is a huge fly attractant, and cleaning cages. Tonight I'm scrubbing all the cages down with bleach and building the screens. Arrrrrr, I hate flies! :(

Aww, poor bunnies.

Night guys... Alty I am thinking good thoughts for you and the bunnies;)

Night starty!

I'm off as well. I'll be on my patio reading :)

Night all, take care.

Nighty night...

Night Joe. Take care Dr. Evil. :);)

Do I have to go to bed already :(

But it's only Midday!!

Hi you guys. I've had a crappy day. There are tons of flies in my house, more than I've ever seen, it's an epidemic. Anyway, as you know, my bunny's are indoors, and the flies love moist areas, alas, their poo and pee is moist. I clean their cages every second day, but I guess that wasn't enough. Today when I went to clean their cages I found maggots, yes, that's right, maggots.

Going to the store soon to pick up bleach, new bedding, new toys, you name it. Also picking up some screen, going to make an enclosure that will fit on top of their cages and prevent those nasty flies from getting in.

Scary thing is that they can get something called fly strike, where the flie larva actually gets inside and eats the bunny from the inside out, it's of course fatal.

I'm doing all I can, always have, it's so upsetting, I always keep their cages clean, to find maggots is just so alarming and unsettling.

Sorry for the gross story. :(

Oh honey, I'm so sorry about the bunnies... but before using bleach, which is toxic and not biodegradeable, please try Quick&Brite to clean, or OrangeClean - these are safer and really clean well. Quick&Brite can even be used on skin with sores because it is an enzyme based cleanser - I even use it on my hair and soak my feet in it.
As for larva in the tummy, have you tried straight Gin or Scotch? Sometimes an eyedropper of this can save a pet's life too. Call a Vet hotline or even a Zoo (they should be able to help with all the different animals they have to take care of). I used it on my Hamsters and G-Pigs when they were sick a lot of times.

Anyhooo, I hope I was able to help a little.

Been online too long and stupid body is on strike now, so I'll say night-night to all for now. Again, thanks so much for my 'special thread'.

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Have a good rest Momma C! Feel better! Drunk Bunnie's... hmmm... LOL! ;) I'm not sure that I know what Quick&Bright is, but Orange Clean I know what that is. ::making out shopping list:: Orange Clean, Green Apple Candles, Condoms... oh wait... whaaattt?. how did that get on there! LOL! :p

LOL... ::tsk:: ::tsk::

A girls got to have a little fun you know! LOL!

So what do you actua... no better not go there :eek:

I blow them up into balloons and use them to amuse myself, while they deflate! :p

I put them over my head, start breathing, until they get big, and pretend I'm an alien! That gets the laughs every time! :p

Edit: Did I mention I buy the glow in the dark ones... ribbed? Haha!

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I know , I know... just couldn't help myself ;)

Helloooo Mr Condom! Are you running against Mr. Stringer for president? Or maybe you could be the "Vice" president! I hear you have got Clintons vote!

Hmmm... How to vote... how to vote!!

Where's that ballot?

Hey All!

Friend - nice find, funny :p

Hey there Biggie! How's tricks?!

Tricks? Uhh, tricks are good (?)

:) Everything is good, bit tired, laying in bed as we speak actually lol

Hey Biggie
I see you been wooing all the ladies with your pic... you smoothy :cool:

And he has a pretty flower in his hair... LOL! :p

Buggin you... you know I'm just buggin you! ;) I thought It was cute!

What is happening? I'm writing stuff, and it disappears... weird!

What is happening?? I'm writing stuff, and it disappears...weird!!

HUH?? /

Fushizzle dizzle?

HUH?????????????/

I don't know? I write a whole sentence... post it... read it back... and that whole sentence is missing! :rolleyes:

Friend,

I just do the posting, the wooing just happens... Its tough at first, but I'm used to it ;)

What's up Sneezy?

Nothing much. Had a conf call that was supposed to last an hour.

... lasted 2.

Then had some wonderful taco bell for dinner. My diet's gone to hell. Anddddd...

I have work tomorrow. 10am... til 11pm.. . here... we... go.

nothing much. had a conf call that was supposed to last an hour.

...lasted 2.

then had some wonderful taco bell for dinner. My diet's gone to hell. anddddd...

I have work tomorrow. 10am...til 11pm. ...here...we...go.

You're going to the restaurant tomorrow Sneezer? :eek: I thought you still had a week to go?

Friend,

I just do the posting, the wooing just happens... Its tough at first, but I'm used to it ;)



Yeah true... I suppose their only human :cool:

Nope. I go in tomorrow... for a run through, and then we open Friday.

... so long "good days"

We Woohoo'd for you too Batman! :D :p

Oh by the way... Kevin is missing! I think he has taken up with a lady down the street! Yikes!

I'd love to stay up and chat but I can't keep my eyes open anymore :( Too many YouTube videos in a row!

Friend, Starby, Sneezy - G'Night...

Hello and Goodnight to anyone I missed

Night Biggie

We Woohoo'd for you too Batman!! :D :p

Oh by the way...Kevin is missing! I think he has taken up with a lady down the street! Yikes!!

You did? Musta missed it lol ;)

Kevin is a floosy you know :)

G'nite Biggie! I'm on my way out too. Was a really rough and tough day for me, with a lot of tears and a huge headache! I woke up to family stuff going on, and then I got a call from England, with a heads up to watch my back again... soooooooo not a good day! I guess I have to put electrical fences or something around my property. Could be a bumpy ride again! Yeay!

You did? Musta missed it lol ;)

Kevin is a floosy you know :)

NO WAAYYY!! How could you have missed that??

Yes Kevin bounces around from girl to girl! :rolleyes:

I'm scared again you guys! I don't know what else I can do to keep my ex away! He got beat up really bad, and his jaw is broken, among other things... spent two weeks in the hospital I guess. I didn't do or know anything, I swear to God! But he thinks it's me that set this up! It happened 900 mls away from me, while he was working apparently, and I didn't know he was there! I haven't even seen him since court in March! But he thinks this is me that did something!

Sh*t starby... I know you don't get much help from the police but you should probably at least tell them , wish I could be of more help :( What about your neighbours?

I've already told my neighbour next door, the neighbor on the other side, who used to really watch out for me moved, and the house is empty. The people beside just had a baby, so they don't really have much time to look out for me, and the girl that lives directly behind the back alley from me is my ex's drug dealer.

I thought this was all over with after court! :(

Apparently my ex got jumped coming out of a bar in a shady part of town, and 5 guys jumped him and beat him with a baseball bat. But now he thinks I set this up. It was his sister that warned me.

That's just crazy... I don't have the means nor would I even bother. I know he was going to get it on his own with the way he was acting... so why would I even try and do anything?! But in his crazy drug induced state... he thinks it's me!

Anyway kiddo's... I'm off to bed to... sleeeep?. I hope!

G'day Batman... have a double for me!

McSneeze... have a great day at your new restaurant!

N'nite all!. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!. I hope!

Yeah I remember reaading that afew weeks back , wish I could do something. Maybe at least warn your neighbours and they can call the cops if they hear or see anything :(


Night starby :)

I have baseball bats, and all sorts of things that I thought I was well rid of, but I've got them out just in case. Here's the kicker... and this better be fixed tomorrow... my back door doesn't lock... I don't know... I think it's got something to do with the heat and moisture,. but right now I have to put a knife in between the door and the panel. GRRRRR!

I'll be fine! Thanks M!. Mr. Batman... LOL... G'nite

Crossbow, starby... crossbow.

I would probably do it backwards and shoot myself Sneezer... LOLOL! Okay... really going now! :p G'nite! McSneeze... get your A$$ to bed!!

I would probably do it backwards and shoot myself Sneezer....LOLOL!! Okay....really going now!! :p G'nite!! McSneeze....get you A$$ to bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You TOO!!

Starby, I am so sorry you are going through this, it just never seems to end. I was at the Nursing Facility when you called earlier. I hope you are sleeping now. My daughter and babies are here and I didn't get my message until late. I have some ideas which I will share with you later that might help protect you... too bad it doesn't include the Sheriff, the Deputy and Unky and Sneezy, Starty, Alty, Chery and all the rest who love you so. Just some things when we were going through our ordeal... might be of some help.

If you are still up, give me a call. The babies are sleeping but they are in the east end of the house. I will wait up for a bit. Love and Hugs!

Hey there you all! I think you're all sleeping... yes, it's around 6am, right? Ok, just read the past few posts and Starby? Again you ex? Can he leave you alone and live his life? Feel sorry too for you. Ok, must go now, QUICK! Bye! And morning to those getting up:p!

Everything was quiet lastnight, but of course nothing will happen when I'm expecting it to anyway. Almost 6am, and wide awake! Ugggggg! Long day ahead with more family stuff, so a couple cups (or a pot) of coffee, and off to the shower it is!

Rebby, I'll try and give you a call this eve sometime sweets!

Morning guys. :) Another busy day at the college. Hopefully, I'll stick with my current schedule - only ONE meeting! YAY! :)

I was up at 4 am this morning, taking a fried to the airport, I'm pooped! Coffee, here I come!

::yawn:: Mornin Chicky! TGI... T? ;)

Lol... yeah... WIWF! (wish it was Friday!)

Any idea's on what to buy to wear to a Parrot Head Party I am going to this wkd? I haven't got a clue where I am going to find any of this stuff today! There's a big party at my parents place out at the lake, and everyone at least needs a hat... oh geez, I don't even have a clue what to buy? It's not like we have a Parrot Heads R us store... LOL!

Green felt and a big yellow traffic cone for a beak.

Sorry, that was the first thing that came to my head. :)

You could just dress up like a big ol' saltine cracker.

Hahahaha! You do want me to be able to breathe don't you? LOL! I was thinking more along the lines of a big straw hat and a hawaiian shirt or something! ;) Maybe I should download some Jimmey Buffet concerts or something, and see what they all wear in Miami! Hmmmm! They've got cash prizes... and I could use some cash... lol

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... definitely... a starby.

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...definitely...a starby.

:eek: :eek: :eek: I'm only worth Six dollars and seventy four cents? :( :(

Morning...
You guys Hi!
Shipping too Starbs, you got to add the shipping!

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...definitely...a starby.


YES... I agree Sneezy!:D

Morning Stringer... you made me cry this morning... your nice thoughts for Chery...
I am smiling now though;)

Morning Stringer....you made me cry this morning...your nice thoughts for Chery...
I am smiling now though;)

Sorry about that Start, love you also... Only a few people on AMHD have "reached" me as Chery has. She is one of those very special people who give much more than they receive.

Her ability to love is boundless.

-Me

Ya I know you're a good man... 22

Morning all

Hi you Biggie biggie biggie!

Hi guys! :)

Ya I know you're a good man....22

Thanks hon, of course that is one persons' opinion... some will not agree... ha ha:)

Morning Chicky! When I see you I automatically want a Historian... (COFFEE for you with the dirty minds)

Hey Starty, how are you this morning??

STringer - I don't have a reason to call you a bad man yet :p :)

I am great... Jett, my baby is 7, I have Maxy too, but something about Jett... he is still my baby. His birthday today, and we are all surprised he made it. ;);)

Good morning BB and HC... how are you this rainy morning, I watered my grass for 3 hours last night AND it rains today. Nope, it wasn't in the forecast...

BB... I suppose you will have to wait and see huh?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks you Stringer... ;)
He broke his nose about two weeks ago... did I tell you?
LOL poor baby!

It's sunny and beautiful outside my window. No rain, yet. With all the rain we got connected with Fay, its OK though... and another one is on the way...

Yep, I'll keep my eyes open Stringer :p

Not sure if anyone knows the real song, but I found this pretty impressive:

YouTube - Breaking Benjamin - Diary of Jane on Piano (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQtbg2xkuks)

Hes playing the song and the vocals at the same time - pretty cool

Sorry about Jet's nose Start... is he OK?

HC, we haven't had rain in three weeks, it is welcome.. my water bill this month will be well over $400.00

BB.. well, stay diligent my friend, stay diligent...

I like it Biggie! Thanks.
He is fine... thank you Stringer
Just sitting here wait ing for the darn kids to need me and then my puter went offline and then on... wierd

Morning Stringer....you made me cry this morning...your nice thoughts for Chery...
I am smiling now though;)

It made me cry lastnight too Starty! That was really nice Stringy! We all love our Momma C!

Now don't let me come back here okay? I have too many things to do before the big bad wolf gets here... lol

(uhhmm... that would be my real Mom, lol)

Git out of here lady!!

Happy Birthday Jet! :):)

Hi you Alty... how are the bunnies this morning?

I'm here for only a minute, I've got too much to do today. :(

Starby, call me when you get a chance, okay?

I went out last night with my bud from LA, we went to a little pub here in Sherwood Park, we were the only two custoers there, in fact, the staff outnumbered the customers. ;)

Anyway, I must have been quite the hot Chicky last night, the bartender kept buying me drinks. Gosh, got to love 24 year olds. ;)

Hi ya Alty...how are the bunnies this morning?

Hi Starty pants.

The bunny's are hopping, so that's good. Still keepig a sharp eye on Oreo, she's the one I'm really worried about because poo sticks to her fur and that's what the flies go for. Nasty flies, I'm going on a fly killing rampage today. ;)

Are you saying you left your bunnies for a 24 year old ALTY??

Are you saying you left your bunnies for a 24 year old ALTY?????

Leave my bunnies? Never! ;)

Hee, hee, no the 24 year old was the bartender at the place we went to last night. I don't know why buy he kept buying me drinks. I guess I still got it. How do I give it back? ;):D :eek:

YOU Don't!! Geeze.
You are a cutie, boys probably just can't help it especially when they hear your witty humor.:):):)

::blush:: gosh, thanks Starty. ;)

It was a fun night, we had a great time. The bartender also has a band, gave me a copy of his CD, listened to it in the car, it wasn't bad. :)

I did realize one thing though, I'm not as young as I used to be, staying out until 2am, wow, that's tough. :(

Okay, break over, got to get some work done. I'll be back here and there when I need a few minutes. :)

Later kids.

Hi Alty! :) I've missed my Alty-time once again... *sigh*...

But I BOUGHT YOU! You're mine! I shall call you Alty, and you shall be my Alty :)

YOur welcome.
I am getting the cake done, Davy mixed, I put it in the oven! TEAM WORK!

I am great....Jett, my baby is 7, I have Maxy too, but something about Jett.....he is still my baby. His birthday today, and we are all surprised he made it. ;);)

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Start my love, please pass on my best wishes to that young man of yours for me too.

I sure will Chery, thank you!
You haven't seen Magatory huh? I keep going in to see if he is around... but nothing!

Happy Birthday, dear one! Tell him that for me, as well! :)

::blush:: gosh, thanks Starty. ;)

It was a fun night, we had a great time. The bartender also has a band, gave me a copy of his CD, listened to it in the car, it wasn't bad. :)

I did realize one thing though, I'm not as young as I used to be, staying out til 2am, wow, that's tough. :(

Okay, break over, gotta get some work done. I'll be back here and there when I need a few minutes. :)

Later kids.
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Thank you Chicky!

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I loved these!:D Especially the one that says, I want to have a good dinner, there for I won't be cooking!:D :D

I sure will Chery, thank you!
You havent seen Magatory huh? I keep going in to see if he is around...but nothin!

Nope, have not seen him either.. I wish he would at least send a smoke signal if he does no have a computer where he is. I really miss our favorite 'spammer'. I even dressed up real nice for him - but got a no-show... darn.

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Aawwwww, maybe if we dress up real nice and then invited him... LOL
I got to him before he got off completely, but I think he is sick of the "stuff" So, we will have to just be patient!;)
Knowing you and I we have what it takes to wait and wait and wait...

Everything was quiet lastnight, but of course nothing will happen when I'm expecting it to anyway. Almost 6am, and wide awake! Ugggggg!! Long day ahead with more family stuff, so a couple cups (or a pot) of coffee, and off to the shower it is!!

Rebby, I'll try and give you a call this eve sometime sweets!

Okie Dokie there little friend!! I get home around 5:30 p.m. our time from the NH. Look forward to hearing from you! :p

Hi you Rebby! Where you been?

A very happy birthday Jet!!

Thank you Joe!

Happy Birthday Jett!!

Hi all

Happy Birthday to Jett!! :p
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Any idea's on what to buy to wear to a Parrot Head Party I am going to this wkd? I haven't got a clue where I am going to find any of this stuff today!! There's a big party at my parents place out at the lake, and everyone at least needs a hat.....oh geez, I don't even have a clue what to buy? It's not like we have a Parrot Heads R us store...LOL!!

How about this...

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Starby with a parrot on her head, LMAO! :)

Hi kids, here for a quick break, and boy do I need it. Whew, I'm tired. :(

Starby, put some feathers on... and go as a DUCKIE...

Go as Disco duck Starby!

YouTube - disco duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg)

Go as Disco duck Starby!

YouTube - disco duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97RjuC9YeXg)

Good one Alty... :D

Thank Friend... the party went great... breath now Start... breath... 14 kids and I just cleaned up the mess, they all had a blast, now we will get out the bow and see if any of us are any good;)

OH MY... you guys want to laugh... then cringe... then laugh some more??

YouTube - 1981 Nadia Tour gymnastics Paul Hunt comedy uneven bars (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu-YAMiS5wA&feature=related)

Heehee, my daughter liked it too, thank you;)

OH MY.... you guys want to laugh... then cringe.... then laugh some more????

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Funny HC.. Alty would love the PINK... :D

I laughed and laughed at that video... :)

I'm turning in... just wanted to give you all a chuckle! Night! :)

Oh Stringer... you and your PINK! What is your real fave color? We need to get off this PINK subject! LOLOLOLOL

Night Chicky, glad you are getting in here!:)

Oh Stringer....you and your PINK! What is your real fave color? We need to get off this PINK subject!!LOLOLOLOL

I don't think that I have a favorite color, but if pressed I guess it would be dark blue...

Night HC.

Going back to the Bears game... later.:)

GO BEAVERS! At least until the Ducks play on Saturday!

GO BEAVERS!!

You guys have a team of Beavers?? :confused:

Ok... GO BEAVERS :D

Starbs, I just thought of something... every Saturday that the Ducks play,you could come and be our MASCOT! Ok, it's a deal, plus then I could MAKE you relax with the sensual rocks;)

You guys have a team of Beavers????:confused:

Ok.............GO BEAVERS :D


LAUGH MY AZZ OFF...
Friend, you are dirtay!

LAUGH MY AZZ OFF....
Friend, you are dirtay!

LOL... I resemble that remark :D

Resemble, yes!
Haha, how are you?

Oh Stringer....you and your PINK! What is your real fave color? We need to get off this PINK subject!!LOLOLOLOL

Especially with Dr.Evil around.

I'm good starty , Friday afternoon here . So 4 hours more and my weekend begins :)

How are you doing?


Hi Joe

Great, just got a few good breathers in and now I am relaxed. I should be taking a good long shower and then starting my movie... BUT THE DAMN BEAV'S are playing and unless I isolate myself and hide in my room, that will not be happening, soooo I listen to the game and sit here with all of you lovely people! Why is People not spelled PEEPLE? That always gets to me, I will be OK... at least there are 6 letters in the work and not some weird odd number!

So what sport do the BEAVERS play?

Ohhh I just saw your post... uhhhhAngel is it? Or little lady when you are Doctor Evil?
Friend, its farkin college football, geeze! Oregon State and University of Oregon...

Friend, its farkin college football, geeze! Oregon State and University of Oregon....

LOL... Beavers playing Football , this I got to see:rolleyes:

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There you go, you get to pick your sport and click they are all BEAVERS, not the kind you want to see, but I promise they are BEAVERS!

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there you go, you get to pick your sport and click they are all BEAVERS, not the kind you want to see, but I promise they are BEAVERS!

Thanks starty

Now if I click that link it's not going to ask me for my Credit Card details is it... :eek:

Most of them have a 3-day trial period ;)

I don't knowwwwwwww geeze, obviously Sneezy does;)

most of them have a 3-day trial period ;)

Is that so... and the obvious question sneezy?

Obvious question? Oh, "when does the actual 3-day period start?"

... starts when you click, not when you start unzipping... I mean, putting in informa.. I mean...

OMGosh Sneeze ball I had that name right from the beginning... PALEASE...

Friend, you ROCK... you son of a gun!

Friend, you ROCK...... you son of a gun!

LOL... thanks starty:D

Hey M.. have you been shining that deputy's badge? Yes?

He uhhhhh, well won the "whats this thingy"
I thought for sure it was an ice cream sammich... but it was a watch band... STINKY!

He uhhhhh, well won the "whats this thingy"
I thought for sure it was an ice cream sammich...but it was a watch band...STINKY!

Help me out here Start... I am lost?? :rolleyes:

Well the Bears finally won one of their preseason games 16 to 10... wow geeeeze... :eek:

Ohhh congrats to the bears... just wait for the season to get underway! So great isn't it Stringer?
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Here you go silly...

Hey M..have you been shining that deputy's badge? Yes?

NO NO NOO... come over and try the guessing game stringer

ohhh congrats to the bears....just wait for the season to get underway! So great isnt it Stringer?
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Oh.. I am not too good at guessing those things... :mad:

Yes, but as usual the expectations for the Bears this year isn't great, but I'll live through it. I had about 6 friends over to watch the game tonight... at least the Heniken was cold.:rolleyes:

NO NO NOO..................come over and try the guessing game stringer


Thanks M but way too much of a challenge, I get enough brain storming with the business...

Did you put up a pic on the AMHD members pic thread? If so what page is it on?

Ya Friend, did you? Geeze and if not when sweet honey?

Just go and guess Stringer, I just know you are as competitive as I am!

Did you put up a pic on the AMHD members pic thread? If so what page is it on?

I haven't actually posted a pic stringer , anon reasons;)

Happy to send you a couple of happy snaps though if you want to PM me your email. I've already sent a few to Alty , starby etc.

That goes for you too starty :)

Just go and guess Stringer, I just know you are as competitive as I am!

I looked at them... I get nothing, Sneezer is smarter than I am... and I am tired from screaming at the Bears... plus staff meetings tomorrow... always fun and games you know.. :rolleyes: Maybe tomorrow...

Marta has already planned out this weekend... we are going to drive 2 1/2 hours to a Labor Day outing this Saturday... being social requires much more energy than I seem to have lately...

I am checking out soon to those cool sheets and pillow cases... up at 5am... great.:p

M, you didn't respond to my request to see you pic.. :confused:

M, you didn't respond to my request to see you pic.....................?:confused:

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Lmao

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LMAO.. yes I know, I saw it after I posted.. you ARE funny M!:rolleyes:

Heehee, are you sure you don't want to stick around? I got some good coffee with vanilla creamer... you know what I like to drink with my coffee, don't you Stringer?

heehee, are you sure you dont wanna stick around? I got some good coffee with vanilla creamer....you know what I like to drink with my coffee, dont you Stringer?

Yep... vanilla creamer, I remember... but you forgot mine...

Well I have been sitting here paying all the bills that came in... lawn and service, massage, phone, Marta's credit cards, Marta's car payment... wait... nothing was for me personally here!:rolleyes:

Hazelnut silly... but I don't have any... oh I didn't forget the low fat... or the whiskey... wooohoo!

OK bare with me... my PC had an explosion earlier in the week and is in the puter doctors , it has all my pictures etc.

So this temporary PC hasn't got any damn!

hazelnut silly...but i dont have any...oh I didnt forget the low fat...or the whiskey...wooohoo!

Low fat... yes. Whiskey... no, don't like whiskey; rum, vodka, white wine...

Any time will be fine Friend... how exciting!
Uhhh I can't get that over there so anytime you all want to go and guess to get my mind off the bacon... that would be fine!

ok bare with me.........my PC had an explosion earlier in the week and is in the puter doctors , it has all my pictures etc.

So this temporary PC hasn't got any damn!!

Correct me if I am wrong here M... but you are THE computer EXPERT!! I detect stalling... I can smell it my friend... :rolleyes:

Whiskey!
My fave... oh and never mixed drinks... just shots o whiskey and I am good to go... do I need to link you to pink and black to refresh your memory? Hmmm do I sweet Stringer?

I am about to finish off my glass of red label... and off to bed.

Night night everyone! I'll be back tomorrow night.

Night meany sneezy!;) sweet dreams for you I hope!

Any time will be fine Friend...how exciting!
uhhh I can't get that over there so anytime you all wanna go and guess to get my mind off the bacon....that would be fine!

Oh nooooooooooooo.. you had to say BACON. NOW I am really hungry, I can even it hear it sizzling, nice and hot, very crispy, all cooked up no fat left... just crunches in my mouth and the juices just start to flow... BACON!! I want some BACON... now!

I am about to finish off my glass of red label...and off to bed.

nite nite everyone! I'll be back tomorrow night.

G-nite Sneezy...

Mmm hmmmm, and so do we all Stringer, the only one that I know of that might have bacon is CaptainRich... soooo I know unless you run to the store, we won't be having any!:(

Correct me if I am wrong here M...but you are THE computer EXPERT!!!!!! I detect stalling....I can smell it my friend...:rolleyes:

Ha ha... well unfortunately there are even things I can't fix LOL

No stalling I can assure you :)

I miss him a lot... really hope that he is doing OK...

Ha ha...............well unfortunately there are even things I can't fix LOL

No stalling i can assure you :)

K... you're my friend so I will believe you.

He is fine and very busy with his new job... and new life!

Oh nooooooooooooo..you had to say BACON. NOW I am really hungry, I can even it hear it sizzling, nice and hot, very crispy, all cooked up no fat left.....just crunches in my mouth and the juices just start to flow...............BACON!!!! I want some BACON...now!

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BAD M.

Oh that's just great Friend... you are in some trouble now!

He is fine and very busy with his new job....and new life!

Thank you seriously for letting me know that, I feel better. I do wish he would come back to visit though.

He pretty much stays in the Cars and Trucks... he IS an expert now!

He pretty much stays in the Cars and Trucks....he IS an expert now!

Oh, sometime I will look him up then... talk about the Patriots!

I miss him much too Stringer... darned man has to get a good job and feel like he is 20 again... geeze!

Oh, sometime I will look him up then...talk about the Patriots!
Ya know you could get to him through a PM... :rolleyes:
Night Stringer!

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I am sorry I just started laughing... geeze so stupid

Friend... you still here?

Yup

K... just making sure... :)

Now you are sending me to bed after you coxed me to stay??

Ohhhh sorry Stringer... I thought my coaxing didn't work anymore. LOL
I got nothing, I was just kidding... heehee
You can rest your head and have sweet dreams, you need them for tomorrow! Hugs

Ohhhh sorry Stringer...I thought my coaxing didnt work anymore. LOL
I got nothing, I was just kidding......heehee
You can rest your head and have sweet dreams, you need them for tomorrow! Hugs

OPPS, I misspelled "coaxing"... oh well, blame it on sleepy eyes...

You are right it is almost 12;30 am... Goodnight to all my friends and I will check you all out tomorrow late afternoon... Those fresh cool sheets are callin' me... :)

Ohhh night Stringer!

Night stringer


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You almost out of here Friend? LUCKY! I work tomorrow, then we have a Duck game on Saturday, then some rafting on Sunday... laundry and bathrooms and the floors in between... sheesh, I want a NOT SO FULL weekend!;)

I'm around for another hour or so and that's it for me this week , bring on the weekend :)

You have plans?

Playing soccer tomorrow , and then a Party tomorrow night. May need Sunday to recover ;)

Ohhh good for you Friend, good for you... what is this the game of soccer? What? LOL

OPPS, I misspelled "coaxing"... oh well, blame it on sleepy eyes...

You are right it is almost 12;30 am... Goodnight to all my friends and I will check you all out tomorrow late afternoon... Those fresh cool sheets are callin' me... :)

I see you are still up Stinger, my love. (well you were until I got through typing and pasting this post.. ) Happens to me all the time. But anyway, I thought I'd take the opportunity to chat and thank you for that beautiful post on the thread the 'girls' did for me. You guys all make me feel so warm and welcome/appreciated that I now proclaim that I have a new addiction and will have it till the end (my AMHD Family!)

I had a really lousy time this week (except for being with Alexander) and that thread just soothed my current wounds to no end. I sincerely hope that I can be here for you any time you need lifting.

I can't stay sitting too much at one time, so I find it hard to keep up with all what's going on in this thread - you are all too fast for me now, but I hope I don't miss something important that you feel ignored- I'd never do that to any one of you. I just got through telling rp how part of my week went in the Private Post thread, but I'll paste part of it here so that you have an update and understand why I've been a little scarce lately. BUT, I promise, I still have my sense of humor and steadfastness.


Oh,Oh rp, you got me started...
The last cleaning team consisted of two new 'ladies' (putting it mildly) with BO as if they washed only once a month. Two ladies in my little bathroom for almost two hours managed to NOT dust, not wash the tiles below the sink or the corners of the ceramic tile floor. They did however manage to sniff around my perfumes, throw away things that they had no right to (or stole them) even though I told them not to throw anything away without asking me first they carried out a trashbag and when I insisted in looking into it, they got nasty. I told them that I was not a child, or mental patient and that they would not feel too happy if someone went to their home and did the same trick they did with me and then get snappy. These two witches with a capital B will never enter my home again. I called their boss and demanded my missing articles back and an apology - which I have not gotten either yet. I will take this further up the ladder as I took pictures and will have another ashtray in my bathroom. If they want to keep their job, they better call me and apologize soon too.

Then, yesterday, I went for my first visit to the Oncologist for the 'non-radioactive' infusion - well they lied to me and I went off - I told them that I did not want chemo but the doc promised that this would only attack the bad cells and leave the healthy ones alone --- right ---.
After attempting to find a large enough vain to stick into, (because it needed three bottles, one to 'relax me' and then one a steroid, and the last 'little' one with the radioactive sticker). Well after the second bottle my arm got swollen - the liquid backed up and I did not feel it and was busy trusting them and watching a movie. Oh well, then they had to try sticking in the hand on my other extremity. Good thing this was only a little bottle because after it was empty, this area also swelled up. Now these have reduced their bumps and have wonderful new colors though. And I have to go through this two more times in three-week intervals. I hope they can find enough veins and pay more attention next time. So, now I also have migraines and heartburn to add to my other little unimportant ouches, but the doc said it's important to try because of the metastasis of 6 new scouts. Since I'm allergic to morphium, it's hard to find medication that helps but not mess up my mind. I need to have a clear head or nothing will be worth it anymore. So, it's try this, try that, and frustration sets in.

So, with pain from my degenerative spine, arthrosis in the coxcix(sp) (end tail of spine which radiates pain down both legs), pain from the tumor in my back on the right side - and down the right arm, migraines, etc... there's not much left on me that does not hurt, I just would not feel right without any pain at all - can't wait to sleep a total amount of 3 hours within 24 - and still keep going. Now I need to be able to find a way to afford this super wig I found for when my hair falls out.

That's me, I'm a fighter and hang on tight to the times when I can sit up and play on my PC and also go out and play with my kids.. so life does go on - no matter what, and I'm not the only one with such problems - as my forum family also has their trials and sufferings. That's why I'm glad to be here and receive as well as give support whenever we all can - proves that we are humans who also care for others too.

But, I'm not complaining, just venting, and I will stay strong and not give up because those smiles and hugs I get from my grandson are the greatest incentive and I don't want to miss a moment of them. And I can't leave you guys on your own either, I love this site and my forum family and want to be here for as long as I can to help, cheer, and even get a few of you miffed off. You wonderful folks are my life-line to the rest of the world and I will not let anything get in the way, yet.

So, my dear, you did ask... now you know - the rest of the current story--

C.U. on the forum later after a bit of rest. I certainly hope your week was a little better than mine. My daughter is going to BBQ for me on Saturday - I love BBQ anything, even eggplant and bell peppers taste better off the grill.

Have a super weekend.
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This includes all you others that beat me to the posting-punch again.

Awww Chery... I am so glad you posted that here. You know, you really are strong, you give great advice on how to stay that way, I love it that you do! I need to know that we can over come anything... thank you;)

It is time for me to go to bed too! Have a good Friday everyone...
Friend, you HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!

Yes Chery I am still up, thanks for noticing dear.

I meant EVERY word I typed for you. My mom had the same strength and love as you do, maybe you two are kindred souls hon. So many aspects of your personality are so much like hers. You once said something to me that I will never forget... "when I get up there I will look up Alice and we will hug." Wow... I want you to meet her very much, she will love you too...

Good night for now Chery.

Stringer

Yup, I remember Stringer... I also mentioned that if you look at a picture of me and keep in mind now and then - you'll send it to your Mom and she will recongize me, so no problem at all dear. A promise is a promise.

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HI there ALL!! Oh, I was not aware that yesterday was Starty's birthday:o!! I'm late again:(!! For the 3rd time! HAPPY BIRTHDAY STARTY:)!! Had a good day yesterday?;)

Apart from Starty, how's everyone? Still sleeping, I know... sigh meet you tomorrow then, at 4.30am there (sneezy's time) if some of you are still awake. Need to go now. Bye all!

EDIT: OH? I misunderstood then... :eek: Ok, HAPPY BIRTHDAY to JET! Thanks Starby!

I'm here Unky! How are you?

Starty's B'day? No, unless I'm really confused... it was her son's b'day! ;) Starty's was some time back.

Heads up... Alty's is Sept. 14th... and she's going to be very old... hahahahahahahaha!!

(oh boy I'm in trouble now! )

Well, thank you Unky! I appreciate it though... it was my sons!
Hope you all are well!
Alty... soon eh?

Starby, you startled me with a nice surprise, thank you sweet girl;):)