Well now we know for sure that the Sheriff is back in town!. he is up to his dirty tricks again!. I have to call in the Duck Squad and form a plan!

I'm here for a good time, not a long time. ;)

Hi kids, didn't read all the pages you guys accumulated while I was gone, I'm too tired.

I did see that we have a new prisoner, your little bro Ducky? Hmmm, a name, a name, what shall we call you little bro? Broy? Lily? Wait, no, can't do that, Sneezy has the rights to that one. ;)

So, how's trick?

Do you have a brainache today Alty? ;)

No Starby, I only had two beers last night, I drove while my litle bug boy got drunk out of his mind. ;)

Good times last night, went to another old friends house, played pool, talked about the "good old days". The old days talk was a bit awkward, I had a relationship with both of these guys and when they get drunk they sure like to spill the beans. ;)

I don't think the other friends wife was too happy, but what can I do, duct tape their mouths shut? Don't think so. :(

[QUOTE=Altenweg]I'm here for a good time, not a long time. ;)

... so have a good time... the sun can't shine everyday!. and the sun is shinin... :p :cool:

Yes, my sweet little bro stopped in for a minute. I hope he didn't think we were all just crazy, and ran away... nooooo... he wouldn't do that! ;) It's really late where he is, so he's probably sleeping. We'll let him decide on his own nickname. We'll give him 24 hrs. and then we will name him ourselves... LOL! Just jokin! :p

No Starby, I only had two beers last night, I drove while my litle bug boy got drunk out of his mind. ;)

Good times last night, went to another old friends house, played pool, talked about the "good old days". The old days talk was a bit ackward, I had a relationship with both of these guys and when they get drunk they sure like to spill the beans. ;)

I don't think the other friends wife was too happy, but what can I do, duct tape their mouths shut? Don't think so. :(

Ahhhh... yes the good old days, and drunk men with loose lips! :eek:

Yep, got to love drunk men that can't shut up. ;)

So, was I missed, I see that String man is back, I missed him.

Nope... didn't miss you a bit! :p LOL! It was all calm talk around here lastnight... no one got crazy or anything... especially not me... nooooo not me! I was Mary Poppins! I assume you haven't hopped over to your Island yet? Oops! LOL!

Ah, the island, yes I've been there. You kids think you're soooo sneaky, you have no idea who you're dealing with, do you? Yes, I saw your plans, and I have taken the necessary precautions, you will not toilet paper or duct tape anything you little rascals. :)

And they think I'm the bad one. ;)

"I don't think the other friends wife was too happy, but what can I do, duct tape their mouths shut? Don't think so." -Alty

"Silence is GOLDEN--but DUCT TAPE is SILVER." -Anonymous

Hee, hee, I posted that on one of the threads somewhere Stringer. It's sooooo true. :)

Again.......geeze you people are tough........

"DUCK TRAPS!!

YES!!!!!!!!!!! duck traps..... need to work on that... hmmmmmm... need some paper and pencils... to draw them out. Must be fool prof and imaginative."

"Anyone have any ideas??????"

Hmm, rope, a box, a treat, a stick. Prop the box up with the stick, tie the string around the stick, leave the treat in the box, when ducky comes to take the treat, pull the string, the box will fall and voilà, we have ourselves a duck. I hear she likes pickles, ew. ;)

Still have not caught the duck. Lol

Joe's here, he'll help us catch that darn duck.

Joe, she's slippery and smart. I'm trying to fatten her up, but she won't eat, she's such a picky ducky. Any ideas? ;)

How about a pool full of beer...

That will help fatten up the duck and get the duck so drunk that there is no way of escaping after that...

NOW... there's an idea Joe, a good one. But I hear she bites when she is drunk..

Hey stringer "WELCOME BACK"
Hope you had a great holiday :)

Hey stringer "WELCOME BACK"
Hope you had a great holiday :)


HEEEEEY Buddy... how are you, missed you.

It was nice, busy and ate out way too much. Did a lot of fun stuff, 2 of Frank Lloyd Wright's houses (beautifully designed with water falls), a Steeler Football practice, a small town that is right out of the 1900's with a gazebo and a live band playing old time music, and like I said many, many fine restaurants with great food.

But it is good to be back home and with you guys... and thank you for asking.

Did you have much trouble Deputy?:D :eek: :rolleyes:

Got to run and get some sleep my friend, everything is piled up and waiting for me tomorrow morning. I had 313 business emails waiting for me when I got home. It took some time to just get through them, I haven't answered any yet though, that's tomorrow...

Stringer

Sounds like you had a great time :) And no trouble , those girls are easy to keep in control (hope they don't see this... lol ) :D

Sleep well my friend ;:

Is everyone in lockdown tonight? I snuck out because I's was thirsty! I heard something about a pool full 'o beer?

Hey starby
I'm here... but looks a bit empty tonight.

Nope. Still here.

Had a buddy come over... he's also my marketing guy... so we talked business, had a few laughs... one too many drinks... and here I am.

It's been raining the past couple of days, and weather forecast says it'll rain all week. Boo.

I have... one more week of vaca. ::sad::

That's weird for a Sunday night! You haven't been sitting all by yourself and sippin from my pool have you? ;)

How was your wkd Batman?

Pretty hectic actually . Glad to be back at work for a rest :)

Sounds like you had a great time :) And no trouble , those girls are easy to keep in control (hope they don't see this...lol ) :D

Sleep well my friend ;:


Oh no you didn't!! Angel, please tell me my eyes are deceiving me... you would not have said this... no way, right?? Right?? Right?? :eek: :eek:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the Rebel steps to the plate!

Oh no, not my Guardian Angel... oh, I am crushed, just crushed!! :(

GIRLS... come to attention!! :p

Pretty hectic actually . glad to be back at work for a rest :)

Hahahahaha! Pretty sad when you have to go to work to get a rest! Isn't that an oxymoron? :p

I'm hoping to hear about my floral contract this week so I can stop resting and get moving on something!

Oh no you didn't!!! Angel, please tell me my eyes are deceiving me........you would not have said this.......no way, right?????? Right?????? Right????? :eek: :eek:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the Rebel steps to the plate!

Oh no, not my Guardian Angel............................................. oh, I am crushed, just crushed!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

GIRLS..................................come to attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

Oh no he ditn't!! ::snap:: You are in BIG trouble now Deputy Dog! :eek: :eek:

Rebby, let's get them!

Oh no you didn't!!! Angel, please tell me my eyes are deceiving me........you would not have said this.......no way, right?????? Right?????? Right????? :eek: :eek:

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the Rebel steps to the plate!

Oh no, not my Guardian Angel............................................. oh, I am crushed, just crushed!!!!!!!!!!!! :(

GIRLS..................................come to attention!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p


Ha Ha LMAO Rebby... you are definitely not one that needs controlling , you are a Princess remember :)

Now as for that Duck and the one with the whip... well you know ;)

I may be blonde, and I may be naïve and I may be a Princess but CONTROLLED?? Ah oh... Angel... Sheriff... you little secret conversation about the girls being easy to control is now out for all to view!! I see change a comin'!!

This is for you Batman! You are now officially under the control of Rebby the Princess!

YouTube - Lindsey Buckingham Trouble (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d1guIZZNbM)

Oh my goodness!! The Sanitarium shall never be the same again!! I must go to sleep and ponder on this most puzzling statement from my Angel... surely not dear Angel.

Starby, only when you become the Duck but oh my... oh no... my head is spinning. The world I knew and loved is gone, gone, gone!! I must find my home, where is it, where is my bike!! I'm going down into a dark tunnel, maybe never to be seen again, UNLESS... I come back as a Stepford Wife but (:::psssstttt::) Starby, I don't see that happening... just between you and I... CONTROLLED HE says... My little Angel my Guardian, my keeper of the Light... h e l p !


::::EDIT:::: Starby, did soemone do away with our sweet Deputy?? Where is he, where did he go? Where is my

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Don't let him lead you down the tunnel Rebby... it's dark... it's dank... it's scaaaarrrryyyyy!. not the tunnel... no not the tunnel... come back Rebby... come baaaaaaaack!!

I'll saaaaaaavvvvve youuuuuuuu!!

So... is everyone ready for another "guess what this is?"

so...is everyone ready for another "guess what this is?"

I'm a little busy saving Rebby at the moment... but if you must!

Love that song starby...

Here's another one by Michael Buble , not sure if you've heard this one?

YouTube - Michael Bublé - Lost (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvNSI4-PV8s&feature=user)

Oh thank you sweet Starby... WHEW!! That was a close one... I owe you one for that! Oh no... I drank the water and took the little pill that they little guys in the white coats told me would taste minty and fresh... I really do need to stop being so naïve... I think they "done went and gave me a sleeping pill"!! I hope I wake in the morning and find this only to have been a bad dream about my sweet Angel.

Thanks again Starby... nightie night to all (Hey Sneezy, Angel, where did you go? Starby?? Oh no, am I all alone again?? )

Angel, Angel, is that you? Did someone hide the real one from us?

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/what-8-25-08-a-252598.html#post1234957

Angel, Angel, is that you? Did someone hide the real one from us?

I'm here rebby... and you ARE safe :)

Love that song starby............

Here's another one by Michael Buble , not sure if you've heard this one?

YouTube - Michael Bublé - Lost (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvNSI4-PV8s&feature=user)

I'm sad that I can't get my audio to work. I will watch this video later on... I haven't heard it.

Oh thank you sweet Starby.............WHEW!!! That was a close one..............I owe you one for that! Oh no..............I drank the water and took the little pill that they little guys in the white coats told me would taste minty and fresh.....I really do need to stop being so naive..........I think they "done went and gave me a sleeping pill"!!! I hope I wake in the morning and find this only to have been a bad dream about my sweet Angel.

Thanks again Starby............nightie night to all (Hey Sneezy, Angel, where did you go? Starby???? Oh no, am I all alone again?????????????????)

Those sneaky guys in the white coats!. I will get them for you Rebby!. you just have a little rest, and I will stand guard at your door, and sing to you... oh no that won't work... that will just scare you again!. you just sleep tight Rebby... and don't you worry... I'll take care of these guys for you, and make sure Angel gets his necessary punishment!. Muwaaahahahaha!!

I'm here rebby...................and you ARE safe :)

Do you promise?? Oh, I am happy again, the happy little Princess that you watch over! Thank you Angel. Now I can sleep and have sweet dreams...

Starby what was this about saving Rebby but then Sneezy asks you to look at a picture and you say... if you must?? What hoppened to girl power... oh well... the real Angel returned and all is well. Starby?? Did someone take the real Starby?? The real Starby would not have abandoned me in my time of distress!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

:::Yawn::: Night night! Sweet Dreams.

Girl power is no match for my awesome pictures.

Those sneaky guys in the white coats!!..............I will get them for you Rebby!!...........you just have a little rest, and I will stand guard at your door, and sing to you...............oh no that won't work...............that will just scare you again!!...................you just sleep tight Rebby.......................and don't you worry.......................I'll take care of these guys for you, and make sure Angel gets his necessary punishment!!!..............Muwaaahahahaha!!!

OH MY!! I am so confused! S o c o n f u s e d! :confused:

Everything will be more clear when I wake up in the morning! :p

Tell me my world will be back tomorrow as I have known it, k? Angle is back, the real Starby is back... I bet it was the DUCK that went with Sneezy... ah oh... Sneezy, you better watch out!! :eek:

I'm sad that I can't get my audio to work. I will watch this video later on...I haven't heard it.

Rebby I'm sure you'll love it , and then you must listen to this one as well (right starby?? )

YouTube - Michael Bublé - Everything (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPUJIbXN0WY)

Let me know what you think of them :)

I will Angel and soon!

Love that song starby............

Here's another one by Michael Buble , not sure if you've heard this one?

YouTube - Michael Bublé - Lost (Official Video) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvNSI4-PV8s&feature=user)

I think I have a new fave song! The video almost made me cry though! I guess I have been missing a lot of Michael Buble songs!

Yes Rebby... the duck came out to play I guess! ;) Sleep well my Rebby Girl... we still have our GIRL POWER!! :cool:

(yes Rebby, listen to both of the songs Batman sent... they are great songs!)

Is it boooblay? Is that how you pronounce his last name? I always like him too, nice job here tonight Friend!:)

Yes Starty Girl... it is Booooooblaaayyyy... LOL! How come you are awake so late sweets?

Is it boooblay? Is that how you pronounce his last name? I always like him too, nice job here tonight Friend!:)


Yep that's how you pronounce it starty... did you like them as well?

Just got done watching a good movie, thought I would come and check you all out;)
Diggers, got to see it, I liked it a lot...

Them? I listened to him... but not them, or am I confused?

Sorry... them (both the songs)

Batman... can you try and answer a question for me if you can?

My stupid puter keeps on uninstalling all of my virus protection. I have Avast, Threatfire, and then I have Adaware, and SpyDr, and Ad-watch. Every time they get reinstalled, shortly afterwards they are gone again. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! My puter is getting slower and slower. Sometimes it won't even work at all!!

Any clue??

I uninstalled everything on my puter...
I reinstalled what I wanted after I restarted... I use Firefox for the internet browser.
I got spybot for free downloaded and avg or agv or something like that. It is all free. I got to see what the name of it is. That is all I can do to help... you got to do the defrag and disk clean up, my puter is set automatically to do it two times a week, I also heard from my puter friend it is good to leave your puter on with a shutdown once a week...
These are just things he told me to do, I hope it will help you, I would do it when you have some free time tomorrow or something like that... I hope you puter returns to being your friend again;);)

I got to go to bed, but wish you all the luck in the world... if all else fails, I heard from a good friend... PUTERS MAKE GREAT DOOR STOPPERS!;)

What stary's saying is quite true , if you have to keep installing those programs because they uninstall themselves it is using a lot of Hard Disc space so it important to defrag.

Why it keeps uninstalling itself I have no idea unless I could physically look at the settings etc. but possibly a bug!

Is the Virus protection up to date?

I gotta go to bed, but wish you all the luck in the world.....if all else fails, I heard from a good friend.....PUTERS MAKE GREAT DOOR STOPPERS!;)

They also make good beer machines, if you saw the email I sent you! LOL!

It's AVG Starty, and I used to have that too, but my brother said Avast was better. I really like Threatfire, but all of them just uninstall themselves all of the time, and I don't know why!? I don't do anything, and they just disappear!

All of mine are free too. I could try and install AVG again, but with my luck, it would uninstall itself too! Urrrrggghhh... I don't know... it's maddening!

Nitey Night Starty... sleep well!

What stary's saying is quite true , if you have to keep installing those programs because they uninstall themselves it is using a lot of Hard Disc space so it important to defrag.

Why it keeps uninstalling itself I have no idea unless I could physically look at the settings etc. but possibly a bug!!

Is the Virus protection up to date??

My Dad was just here 3 weeks ago, and brought all of his programs, and updated everything, and did a defrag, and all of that. That is why I'm so confused as to what the heck is going on here. My Dad fixes and rebuilds computers all of the time, so he pretty much knows what he is doing. My computer is on all of the time, but I usually have to reboot several times a day now. It's strange! One minute it will be working like a charm, and then all of a sudden it sticks it's tongue out at me, like right in the middle of talking to you guys or something, with nothing else running... and bang... I'm down for who knows how long! :rolleyes: :mad:

I do suspect it's a bug or virus of some sort for sure.

I have to admit I'm not really a fan of FREE Anti virus , although some are reported as being quite good I've always believed you get what you pay for :)

Well sorry I missed your conversation yesterday... I was too tired and got to sleep... I really like the nick "lil bro" but of course my really big sis will be you starbuck8...
I am still little noob here :P... so I need to get used to your "way"...

Damn.. :P after my heartache I think I sleep too much :P...

I'm here little bro! :) You need your sleep youngin! You are up early today, or I guess it's tomorrow, lol... so confused! LOL!

Don't you worry at all, you'll fit right in really quick around here!

Right Big Bro Batman? We'll take care of little bro! He's a great guy! We will show him the ropes!

We sure will , welcome little bro :)

Did I miss something... LOL

I have to admit I'm not really a fan of FREE Anti virus , although some are reported as being quite good I've always believed you get what you pay for :)

I've gone with the free ones for years now, and I've never had a problem up until now. Batman? Can you just send me a sledge hammer, or a torch,. and I'll put it out of it's misery! Oh noooo... then I can't talk to my family here... okay... send a... uhhmmm... oh I need Genie Talia to do his thing again I think. Could you wake him for me?

Lol... hello big sis... Well its almost 10AM here... I will leave for gym shortly :P... But I think that you have to go to bed shortly :P...

Hi friend4u178 thanks for accepting me :D...

I have to learn your nicknames anyway :P

We sure will , welcome lil bro :)

Did I miss something ..............LOL

Lil bro is my buddy! He is a sweetheart! :D

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Lil bro is my buddy!! He is a sweetheart! :D


Sis... I think I will become red :o

Wow. fwnaklas... um... nickname... nickname..

Fawny?

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Taaanks Genie Talia... I tink that'll teach him!

G'day Batman... go have a beer on me! :D

wow. fwnaklas...um...nickname...nickname..

fawny?


I really prefer the little bro as my nickname :P... my big sis (starbuck8) chose it so I have to obey to her or she will kick my butt :P...

Time to go guys... nite :)

I really prefer the lil bro as my nickname :P... my big sis (starbuck8) chose it so I have to obey to her or she will kick my butt :P ...

You betcha!. big sis's get to do that you know! :p :D

So does this mean you're EVERYONE's little bro?

(ps - don't be afraid of starbs. She smells bad.)

Franky

franky

LOLOLOL!! Whaaaaatttt?. Rebby?. are you sleep talking?? :eek:

I smell bad?. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!

(and yes... his official name now is "lil bro")

Yepper... I am sleep talking! I was wondering when you were going to ask that! LOL

I had a phone call about the time I was going to get ready to go to bed so got side tracked!

It must be that pill those men in the little white jackets gave me... has a rebound effect!! :)

Where has that little Alty been lately? Is she grounded??

Hm.

... 330. I need to get this sleeping thing fixed before I actually start working. Crud.

ZOMBIEEEE

You guys! I don't know how we could have all missed this thread. Oh please go take a look. Allheart needs us!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-member-discussions/special-request-251464.html

Did you all leave? You must have missed my last post. I know it's late. G'nite all... although I don't think I can sleep now I feel so bad for Allheart. :(

Did you all leave?? You must have missed my last post. I know it's late. G'nite all...although I don't think I can sleep now I feel so bad for Allheart. :(


I'm back sis... damn that's really sad for her pet... I had also a dog but I told you that in his last days he left from us... He was really special for me and my family...

:(

Hey all! I'm back! I'm going to attempt to keep up with things today AND amhd. I've SOOOOO missed you guys!

Its been crazy around here - with students starting back (today is the first day of classes), Tropical Storm/Hurricane Fay, a Hurricane-sized sinus infection that had me laid up for a week, and other junk - I've been so busy.

But, I'm here! :)

Glad you are back sweets! So happy that nasty Fay moved along and got out of there! I just thought I would say HI. I was about to go to bed when Allheart sent me a PM, and I was just so upset for her, I didn't sleep all night. I need to lay down, and get a bit of shut eye.

Aww... OK. I'll chat with you later! :)

I am sorry I didn't link you to that from Allheart earlier. Dang, really really sorry.:(
I don't even know what is wrong with me.


Starby, time will help... I promise
Chicky, glad you are a bit better now... relax a bit

Relax? Lol... what's that? :) Thanks, though!

Hey everyone,

How are you all?

Hey everyone,

How are you all?


Hey BB, let me check... yep I'm doing fine, I think.:)

You think eh?

I guess that's better than thinking your doing bad :p

You think eh??

I guess thats better than thinking your doing bad :p

Well, each morning it is like a NASA report; brain to feet (check), brain to fingers (a go), brain to brain (what?):eek:

Well, each morning it is like a NASA report; brain to feet (check), brain to fingers (a go), brain to brain (what?):eek:


LOL

Afternoon kids. I see we have decided that Starby's little bro is our little bro too. :)

I never had a little brother, or older brother, or sister for that matter. I'm an only child, sigh, sob. :(

I hope that Allheart is doing okay, I'm so sad for her, she loved Kara sooo much.

I'm only here for a minute, so just stopped in to say a quick hi. :)

Hi there! I'm off too. Been a good day. Wrote three articles and put two of them up on the web. :) I love seeing my words out there!

Y'all have a good night! I have to photograph the Freshman activity of the night... bowling... lol.

Bowling, yeee haaa! :)

Have fun Chicky. I missed you sweets, come around more often, I need my Chicky fix. :)

I've got to run too kids, I'll be back later. Tomorrow is Syndey's birthday, I have a few things to do to get ready for it. :)

Laters.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SYNDEY!!!!!!!! ] YEEEAAAAAAAAH SYNDEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I never had a little brother, or older brother, or sister for that matter. I'm an only child, sigh." -Alty

Geeeeeze... now that explains a lot... hee hee

Stringer

Ha, ha, Stringer. Yes, only child syndrome, I suffer from that for sure. ;)

My parents wanted more kids, but they had to try for eight years with numerous surgeries just to have me. I was a miracle baby. :)

Sydney will be 6 tomorrow, and Jared will be 10 on September 4. I turn, gulp, 38 on September 14. :(

We're all getting older.

"[QUOTE=Altenweg]Ha, ha, Stringer. Yes, only child syndrome, I suffer from that for sure. ;)

My parents wanted more kids, but they had to try for eight years with numerous surgeries just to have me. I was a miracle baby. :)

Sydney will be 6 tomorrow, and Jared will be 10 on September 4. I turn, gulp, 38 on September 14. :("

"We're all getting older." Whatcha mean "all?"

I knew that would draw you out today... this is my second day back and it seems that you are "scarce?"

I missed you, you know... :rolleyes:

Missed you too. I've been really busy lately, not much time to come here.

How was your holiday? I heard that you saw lots of ducks. Seems our little ducky is doing some spy work. ;)

We do have to come up with a new plan to catch her, she's getting out of control, pecking at people, molting all over the sanitarium. As sheriff it's up to you to end this. ;)

I'll cook her if you catch her. Deal?

Deal...

M, we have our work cut out for us...

Let's form a posse, run her down, we need that duck to become a LAME DUCKIE...

Oooooh, You could whip her! :)

Okay, we'll form a posse. Hey, if I help catch the duck will you let me out of my cell once in a while? Oh, and could I have something other than bread and water, it's getting a bit old. ;)

Do you think M will help catch the duck? We need a fool proof plan. Thinking caps on! :)

Oooooh, You could whip her! :)

Okay, we'll form a posse. Hey, if I help catch the duck will you let me out of my cell once in a while? Oh, and could I have something other than bread and water, it's getting a bit old. ;)

Do you think M will help catch the duck? We need a fool proof plan. Thinking caps on! :)

Let you out of your cell!!

no.


But we can have the oven and all the fixin's brought in. But no sharp objects...

I'm watching you!! Muwaaahahahahahahaha!!

What??

Who me??

Well... I... didn't do nuttin' I'm a duck lover from waaaaaaaay back sweetie... ah huh... yep... a... duck... lover... oh well.

Alty? Can we have a white linen table cloth, candles, soft music, and OH YEAH.. I want one of those feathers for a quill pen... K?

Did you feel that tickle Stringy? That was my tail feathers up your nose! Genie Talia has given me the powers to become invisible! You can't find me! :p

ROFLMAO!! Funny... too funny!!

I just automatically blew my nose... w/o a tissue... AAAAAGGGGGGGggggggggggh

Where the h*ll are those Kleenex..

Hahaha! Tickle tickle... that was under your arm... yep the right one! I can do this all day you know! :p

Oh no, she's on to us Stringer!

We must run, hide, think of a plan and then attack.

I've got the table cloth, and real cloth napkins too. I have the candles and the music, and I promise you a feather. I'm going to need a feather too, maybe I can use it to pick the lock to my cell. :)

Genie Talia, bad genie, I want a wish, roast duck! :)

Mercy...

Hey, wait a minute here... that was your last feather... you are now nakededed..!

Oh no, she's on to us Stringer!

We must run, hide, think of a plan and then attack.

I've got the table cloth, and real cloth napkins too. I have the candles and the music, and I promise you a feather. I'm going to need a feather too, maybe I can use it to pick the lock to my cell. :)

Genie Talia, bad genie, I want a wish, roast duck! :)


SHE PLUCKED her last feather Alty!!

WHAT!? Oh well, less work for us then. ;)

I'll buy you a pretty ostrich feather to use as a quil, sound good? Where are the keys to the cell Stringer dear? I um, just want to, ah, go for a walk, you, that's right, a walk. ;)

I'm a nakie duckie now? I'm sure that tail feather will grow back soon! I've got a little tingle... I can feel it growing back... it's growing... it's growing! Blaahhhhhh... that was dog hair... ewwwwwwwww!!

I'm a nakie duckie now? !!!!!!!!!!!

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Hee, hee, naked duck, LMAO! :)

Here ducky ducky, here girl, look, I've filled the tub for you, nice warm water, and there are fishies in it for you to play with (Stringer, I figured we could eat the fish too, you know, a side dish). Don't you want a bath ducky?

Okay, this is getting ridiculous, Sydney just peed in her pants again! Yes, again, this will be the 8th time this week! What the heck is going on, she's 6, she didn't pee in her pants this much when she was potty training. ARRRRRR! :(:(

QUACK! Don't you see the sideways look I'm giving you? Ducky has a plan in action... no one will catch the elusive Duckie! :: DA... DA... DA... DAAAA::

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I... am... LMAO... I can't stop laughing... pewwwwwwww! There it goes again, where is that hankie??

Roflmao!!

M, that is one sexy duck, rar, wink, wink. :)

Alty!!

I've got it!

We all need to keep the naked duck laughing, laughing hard... she is helpless when she is rolling on the floor.. (no pun intended... )

Ok... let's get started... jokes anyone?? You want DUCK?? JOKES!!

I really don't like the look the that duck's eye... scary... go back and look...

But... lots of breast meat though... :) She looks COLD! Bumps and all...

Three golfers are killed in a car crash and, having mostly behaved themselves in life, they go straight to heaven.

When they arrive, St. Peter greets them at the gate and says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't hit the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and, to their great joy, discover that it is one enormous golf course -- but there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible to play without hitting one. Sure enough, though they do their best to avoid it, one of the men eventually hits a duck. Poof! St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, appears with the ugliest woman the men have ever seen. St. Peter handcuffs this woman to the unfortunate golfer and says, "Your punishment is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman."

The very next day, the second man accidentally hits a duck. Poof! St. Peter arrives, and with him is another unbelievably ugly woman. He handcuffs the two together and sentences the man to remain chained to her for all eternity.

The third man is determined not to end up like his buddies, so he is extremely careful. He manages to golf for months without mishap. And one day, Poof! St. Peter appears with an absolutely gorgeous woman. He chains the two together without a word and vanishes. The man stares at this goddess, this vision of perfection with whom he will now spend eternity, and says, "Whatever did I do to deserve you?" The woman says, "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."

What time does a duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

Why don't you ever bring a duck with you into the washroom?

Because it might be "a Pekin"!!

Hee, hee, ha, ha, sigh. You didn't say they had to be good jokes. ;)

Three golfers are killed in a car crash and, having mostly behaved themselves in life, they go straight to heaven.

When they arrive, St. Peter greets them at the gate and says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: Don't hit the ducks."

So they enter heaven, and, to their great joy, discover that it is one enormous golf course -- but there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible to play without hitting one. Sure enough, though they do their best to avoid it, one of the men eventually hits a duck. Poof! St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing, appears with the ugliest woman the men have ever seen. St. Peter handcuffs this woman to the unfortunate golfer and says, "Your punishment is to spend eternity chained to this ugly woman."

The very next day, the second man accidentally hits a duck. Poof! St. Peter arrives, and with him is another unbelievably ugly woman. He handcuffs the two together and sentences the man to remain chained to her for all eternity.

The third man is determined not to end up like his buddies, so he is extremely careful. He manages to golf for months without mishap. And one day, Poof! St. Peter appears with an absolutely gorgeous woman. He chains the two together without a word and vanishes. The man stares at this goddess, this vision of perfection with whom he will now spend eternity, and says, "Whatever did I do to deserve you?" The woman says, "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."


Niiiiiiiiiiiiice... didn't see that one coming M!

Two Happy Ducks

A duck walks into a bar. He looks like the happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, "Why are you so happy today?"

The duck replies, "I've been playing in puddles all day." The duck proceeds to order a beer and enjoy it at the bar.

A little while later another duck walks in the bar. He looks like the second happiest duck in the world. The bartender asks, "Why are you so happy today?"

The duck gives the bartender the same answer, "I've been playing in puddles all day." This duck also orders a beer and enjoys it at the bar.

A third duck enters the bar, the total opposite of the first two ducks. He looks like the saddest duck in the world. The bartender asks the duck, "What's wrong with you?"

The duck replies, "My name is Puddles and I've had a terrible day."

HA hA... lmao :eek:

A man is driving a pick-up truck down the road with a bunch of ducks standing in the back. A police officer pulls over the driver and informs him that he is speeding and then asks him where does he think he's going with all those ducks. The driver says that he just doesn't know what to do with them. The officer says, "Look, there's a zoo not far from here and that's where you should take them. That should take care of your problem." The man thanks the officer and drives off with the ducks.
The next day the officer again sees the pick-up truck once again speeding down the road. This time, though, all the ducks in the back are standing there with sunglasses. The officer pulls over the driver over and says, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!" "I did that," said the driver, "but now they want to go to the beach!"

LOL... another good one stringer :)

Thanks M...

StarDUCK.. Are you laughing...

Ok guys.. need more DUCK jokes here... come on... I think she is weakening...

A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any crackers?" bartender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks, "got any crackers?" bar tender says no. Duck walks out. Duck walks in the next day and asks got any crackers? Bartender says, "I told you yesterday and the day before that no! and if you ask that one more time I'll nail your beak shut!" Duck walks out. Duck comes back the next day and asks, "got any nails?" bartender says no. Duck says "good. Got any crackers?"

Q. How do you make a duck sing?

A. Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers.

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks:

"So whaddaya got in the bag?"

The man responded by reaching into the bag and pulling out a little man, about one foot high, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and this time pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he placed in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a georgious piece by Mozart. Now the bartender is extremely curious about this odd sight, so he asks the man:

"Where the hell'd ya get that?"

The man responded by reaching into the paper bag, but this time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says:

"Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke, then a beautiful genie is standing before him.

"I will grant you one wish," she says.

The bartender gets excited by having a wish from a real genie. He had always dreamed about it, but now it's actually happening. So without even hesitating, he says:

"I want a million bucks."

So the genie nods her head and disappears in another gust of smoke. A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks. The bartender turns to the man and says:

"Y'know, I think your genie is a little deaf. I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS."

To this the man responded:

"No ! Do you really think that I would have wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"

I've had a great day!

I started flying around the golf course, and laughing at all of other ducks,. then I played in puddles for awhile just flappin around,. then a nice man picked me up,. and took me to the zoo... and now I'm sunning myself on the beach!. It's great here in Aruba!. I've got lunch... lovely crackers,. and I've got Bill Withers on my headset!. I will send postcards! :D

I'm heading back to the bar... I hear my friends are there!!

Hee, hee, you guys quack me up. :)

Where's the duck, is she rolling on the floor laughing, or is she smashing her puter? ;)

Hey all,

Only here for a few minutes, late night gym trip :)

What's up?

You just got back from the gym, I just woke up from a nap and contemplating gym.

... not likely. Exhausted.

No no, just about to go out :p

I wish I went earlier, but I rolled my ankle pretty bad yesterday and today is my leg workout. I'm thinking its going to be fairly disappointing :(

A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks:

"So whaddaya got in the bag?"

The man responded by reaching into the bag and pulling out a little man, about one foot high, and he sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and this time pulls out a small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag once again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he placed in front of the piano. The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a georgious piece by Mozart. Now the bartender is extremely curious about this odd sight, so he asks the man:

"Where the hell'd ya get that?"

The man responded by reaching into the paper bag, but this time he pulls out a magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says:

"Here. Rub it."

So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke, then a beautiful genie is standing before him.

"I will grant you one wish," she says.

The bartender gets excited by having a wish from a real genie. He had always dreamed about it, but now it's actually happening. So without even hesitating, he says:

"I want a million bucks."

So the genie nods her head and disappears in another gust of smoke. A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed by another duck, then another. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks. The bartender turns to the man and says:

"Y'know, I think your genie is a little deaf. I asked for a million BUCKS, not a million DUCKS."

To this the man responded:

"No ! Do you really think that I would have wished for a twelve-inch pianist?"


Funnneeeee..

You two buff boys have come to visit. I feel special. ;)

So, Biggie, Sneezy, how are my favorite 20 something's? ;);)

I've had a great day!!

I started out flying around the golf course, and laughing at all of other ducks,...............then I played in puddles for awhile just flappin around,..................then a nice man picked me up,............ and took me to the zoo......................and now I'm sunning myself on the beach!!!.......................It's great here in Aruba!!!!..................I've got lunch...........lovely crackers,............ and I've got Bill Withers on my headset!!...........I will send postcards!! :D

I'm heading back to the bar...........I hear my friends are there!!!!!!



PLAN B.........:rolleyes:

Get her at the bar, ah, I like it Stringer. I still think you should club her with your golf club. :) We could drown her in the pond. Get her drunk and then cook her, she's already plucked. That plucking duck, we'll get her sooner or later. I'm hungry. :(

Me too... alas, I must head out and start to do more work :(

I'll be back later. Adios muchachas.

You two buff boys have come to visit. I feel special. ;)

So, Biggie, Sneezy, how are my favorite 20 somethings? ;);)


Doing well Alty,

Not working all week - my last week off since I'm headed back to school on Sunday. Had some fun this weekend - took a NRA Pistol Permit course, shot a few guns, it was fun. Going to get the permit soon :)

Eeeek, Biggie is learning to shoot, getting a license. Wait. Biggie, can you shoot the duck for us? Go for it, ready, aim, fire, we want roast duck. :)

So, are you all prepared for school?

I'm doing pretty well also...

No school (AHHHHHH!! I'M THE REAL WORLD NOW, MOM!)... just busy busy trying to get this restaurant finalized.

I'm doing pretty well also...

no school (AHHHHHH!!!! I'M THE REAL WORLD NOW, MOM!)...just busy busy trying to get this restaurant finalized.

Did you just call me mom? I thought we agreed that I could be your Aunt, I'm way to young to be your Mom, way to young. Don't go there Sneezy! ;):eek:

It's OK, we'll tell everyone you had me when you were 9. It happens.

It happens? At 9? Okay, maybe 5 years later, but 9? Eeeeeeekkkkkk! My son is going to be 10 in less than 2 weeks! :eek:

Okay, breathing, I'm okay, head between legs, the room is spinning. Yikes, 9? :eek:

I'm not really ready for school...

I have so much more fun at home during the summer, I'm dreading it. MY school ranks about a -1 on the social scale, so I'm pretty disappointed. Oh well I guess... One more year.

I might see what I can do to see about a possible early graduation :)

That would be good Biggie. :)

Mmmm, something smells good. Wiggy is cooking, I should go see what's up. :)

Back later kids, be good. :)

Get her at the bar, ah, I like it Stringer. I still think you should club her with your golf club. :) We could drown her in the pond. Get her drunk and then cook her, she's already plucked. That plucking duck, we'll get her sooner or later. I'm hungry. :(

I'm already plucked?. well you... you... you... you plucker! :p

Doin well Alty,

Not working all week - my last week off since I'm headed back to school on Sunday. Had some fun this weekend - took a NRA Pistol Permit course, shot a few guns, it was fun. Going to get the permit soon :)
Ohhh, do I have a picture for you... if I can find it... I will have someone post it for me... LOL
I used to love shooting with my dad... my kids love going... I still love the BB guns in the driveway nights!:eek: :D

I love shooting as well... I try to go once a month... :)

Yep me also... I have a shooting range about 1/2 mile from me and I go whenever I get a chance. Love shooting, made sharpshooter in the USAF...

I'm looking forward to getting all the paperwork in. It was really addicting, first time I ever shot anything other than a .22. Big difference :)

What'd you shoot?

I usually shoot a .40 sig P229.. . thing's a beast.

I oh-so-want a H&K P2000SK... but I can't find one less than 700. Sad.

Not much - it was part of the course so he had us shoot three guns...

A .22 semi-auto
A .22 revolver
And a 9mm Glock.

The glock had a lot more kick to it then I expected... I assume the .40 is a bit beyond that.. I wish they weren't so expensive...

Try the .40 next time. I suggest the P229... I love that sucker. I'm biased, of course.

Once I get the permit back, I can rent guns at the local range. I think its $15 an hour and you can switch the guns all you want. Just have to buy the ammo there.. It should be pretty fun :)

Sneezy, you have a 229? How much did that run you?

Wow, you guys sure love guns. I have a jumbo super soaker, it holds around 4 litres of water. :) That's about all the weapon I can handle. ;)

I'm not sure I'd want you to have a handle on any bigger weapons anyway :p

I have a jumbo super soaker

Yeah, you do ;)

... wait. Is that... even considered dirty or just plain gross?

... can't decide.

Biggie, I the 229 used for about 550.. . I'm seriously considering selling it to get a HK P2000SK... I think that may be the only gun I will ever change to.

Hey you two, I'll have you know that I was once quite good with guns. I went to hunter training camp for 4 days in grade 8, had to make my own shelter, start a fire without matches, live on things we gathered in the woods and learn to shoot a rifle and a handgun. Of course I almost killed someone, but that was totally not my fault. ;)

Mmm, not your fault. I bet ;)


... I hope your joking

Joking? I wish I could say I was, but sadly, no. No one was hurt, it was just close, that's all. Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and nuclear weapons. ;)

At least it's a story to remember huh? That's all that counts :)

I remember it, the person I almost aimed at remembers it, the teachers that came on the trip remember, the police, oh, wait, I didn't mention the police, did I? Okay, I'm kidding about the cops, they weren't called, nope, kidding. :)

Haha...

Well its time for bed for me. I need this week to catch up on sleep from the whole summer. Goodnight all, sleep well!

I love shooting also! My brother who is always catching me off guard, had me shoot a .410 shotgun when I was 12. He didn't tell me to snug it to my shoulder. He has it on video and although I thought I snugged it, it kicked me back a few yards. LOL

I hunt with a .357 magnum rifle... took my first deer down, kill shot first shot, the day after I bought the gun and sighted it in just before dark. Had to travel to another town to purchase it. I handle a .357 pistol and a .22 revolver. I also have a matched set of Colt .22 deringers that shoots .22 shorts.

A cougar came in under my tree I was in, just a flash and there it was. I barely moved and we were eye to eye. Amazing moment. I was deer hunting with the .357 rifle but had the .357 pistol and had my hand on it as the cougar came in and circled my tree. It was so beautiful. It slowly moved out again. My contacts were getting really dry from the cold air and my trying not to even blink. I barely moved to get a better view of the cougar and he turned and looked right back at me, eye to eye. When I finally had to blink, I deep blinked and there was absolutely no sound made by the cougar but he was gone! Just one of those moments you want to encapsulate in your mind forever... at one with nature just for a few amazing moments!

I remember it, the person I almost aimed at remembers it, the teachers that came on the trip remember, the police, oh, wait, I didn't mention the police, did I? Okay, I'm kidding about the cops, they weren't called, nope, kidding. :)

Alty, I think anywhere you go, you must always find some kind of adventure!! What a story! :p

Ah oh... I must have scared everyone away with my cougar story! Got to fly! Until Later, you all have a great night! : )

Wow, with all these hunters we should be able to catch that darn duck! :);)

Wow, with all these hunters we should be able to catch that darn duck! :);)

Nope! Just sitting back here in the tree with my scope! Muwaaahahahaha!

Rebby. You're amazing. You shoot, you ride bikes.

... awesome.

Thanks Sneezy! Just part of who I am and have always been I guess. I love guns, love shooting, love hunting (but only deer - not ducks!. sounds like the plucked duck might be carrying a weapon herself since she said she is sitting in a tree with a scope. Scary thought. Who gave her the potion that turns her from the Sweet Starby into that ornery duckster!? I love fishing also... went yesterday and do I ever have the excuses for not catching anything... the wind was up, water was choppy, the water level is much higher from all the flood rains, the cows were all laying down... I should have known to just go home... you know, if the cows are standing up eating, good fishing, if they are laying down, may as well go home. I told my nephew that when I took him fishing. That was a jaw-dripping moment for that little guy who had never even roasted a hot dog out side and we did that also, down by the water. :) I had a good one on the line but didn't set the hook good enough and lost that one! The cows were right!!

P.S. I do prepare the catch or kill and do not waste it. That is a huge NO NO in my book!! Too much beauty out there... must be responsible!

Hey wait, this is the sanitarium!! I forgot... I forgot... I forgot... I drank the water with the little pill and am getting dozy.. I better not take a shot now or I will have to get Alty and see how she got out of trouble when she almost... you know... almost did someone in..

... how the heck is starbs behind a scope?!

... how does she pull the trigger?! Ducks have no hands!!

You know the Duckster!! Where there's a will, there's a way!! LOL

Must be a tiny little scope but maybe a big gun... little duckster carries a big gun?? That's a scary thought.



:::EDIT::: Sadly must say goodnight! Sweet Dreams to all!

DON'T TAKE THE MINTY PILL THEY GIVE US, I DON'T THINK THEY ARE BEING TRUTHFUL!! Caution, Caution, Caution!!!

Haha

Rebby, when'd you start riding? And did you have to convince your parents to let you ride a bike?

As you know, I bought a gsx-r 750 earlier... to my mother's dismay (I don't blame her... she lost her brother when she was younger to a motorcycle accident), then sold it.

I really want a cbr rr 1000... but... I'm not so sure she'll be too happy.

... and puter decided to gimme a break again finally!! ::GROWL::

Just in time to say my usual... G'day Batman... have a beer for meeeeeeeeeeee!! :D

Hellooo starbs.

First on the agenda if I ever go visit canada... is to take a hammer to your puter.

Is it a BIG HAMMER?? LOL!. I need a really big one!

Let's go with ball peen hammer.

... 3am. Time for this little piggy to hit the hay and count the dollar bills.

... I stopped counting sheep. Every time they jumped a fence, a wolf ate them.

Thanks Sneezy! Just part of who I am and have always been I guess. I love guns, love shooting, love hunting (but only deer - not ducks!!!.....sounds like the plucked duck might be carrying a weapon herself since she said she is sitting in a tree with a scope. Scary thought. Who gave her the potion that turns her from the Sweet Starby into that ornery duckster!!!????? I love fishing also....went yesterday and do I ever have the excuses for not catching anything.........the wind was up, water was choppy, the water level is much higher from all the flood rains, the cows were all laying down..........I should have known to just go home.......you know, if the cows are standing up eating, good fishing, if they are laying down, may as well go home. I told my nephew that when I took him fishing. That was a jaw-dripping moment for that little guy who had never even roasted a hot dog out side and we did that also, down by the water. :) I had a good one on the line but didn't set the hook good enough and lost that one! The cows were right!!!

P.S. I do prepare the catch or kill and do not waste it. That is a huge NO NO in my book!!! Too much beauty out there.......must be responsible!

Hey wait, this is the sanitarium!!! I forgot....................I forgot...........I forgot...............I drank the water with the little pill and am getting dozy............! I better not take a shot now or I will have to get Alty and see how she got out of trouble when she almost.........you know...........almost did someone in............!

Uhmmm... Rebby?. did the guys in the white coats slip you a pill before you went fishing?. Why are there cows in the water?? :rolleyes:... does it really matter if they are standing up or laying down?. they are still going to sink!! :eek:... did you nephews jaw drop because he thought... Auntie Rebby is cuckooooo!. cows can't swim!. Do you have funny cows in Oklahoma?. I suppose you have fish grazing in your grass?. maybe that's why you didn't catch any?. do you have lures BIG enough for cows?. how do you scale a cow??

let's go with ball peen hammer.

...3am. time for this little piggy to hit the hay and count the dollar bills.

...I stopped counting sheep. Everytime they jumped a fence, a wolf ate them.

Pigs... cows... sheep... fish?. Okay, give me my PILL!

I'll have what Rebby's having! :D

haha

rebby, when'd you start riding? and did you have to convince your parents to let you ride a bike?

As you know, I bought a gsx-r 750 earlier...to my mother's dismay (I don't blame her...she lost her brother when she was younger to a motorcycle accident), then sold it.

I really want a cbr rr 1000...but...I'm not so sure she'll be too happy.

Hey there Sneezy! Rebound effect on the little white pills... actually, went to bed and it was so cold in the house, had to get up and adjust air temp so checked the thread!! My brother had motorcycles most of my life... he is eight years older than I. He rode a big white "Indian Chief". They quit making them for awhile but started up again about five years ago maybe, not sure... anyway... when I was 14, my dad asked me if I would like to have a motorcycle. Are you kiddin' me?? I had been putting a piece of cardboard on my bicycle spokes for years with a clothes pin to make it sound a tiny bit like a bike... LOL Way before your time Mr Sneezy!! Anway... I digress... of course I said a resounding YES!! Dad said a guy had two so let's go look at them and see which one I wanted. The man had taken them in as payment for work done on a man's car. One was a little cushman type and then there was this cute little Honda 50 Sport, five speed, four stroke engine RED and I fell in love with it. Took it right then and there. I learned to ride it in our front lawn then in an 11 acre field across from our house. I would ride from the time I got in from school until dark... rode in the snow, rain, heat, whatever. I was always getting grounded for my "tone of voice" but after I would ride, all my cares would go away and I was a sweet kid. Hardly ever got grounded after that! LOL

I got stopped by cops all the time, "Do you have a license to drive that little girl?" Grrrrhhhh! YEPPER! When the helmet law went into effect here, they had some helmets that were available for purchase through the school. I was one of the first to get one. Rarely wore it. Anyone who rides, knows the feeling of the air through their hair and on their face, can't be compared to wearing a helmet... takes some of the freedom away, however, when I was in college, I did get hit by a truck. My friend riding with me wore my helmet and I did not wear one. I slid down the street on my back, thinking "CHIN TO CHEST" "CHIN TO CHEST"!! My parents were out of town so my brother had to go to the hospital with us... scared them all to death. We both were injured but had my friend not had on my helmet, she could have really been hurt. Her head hit the side of the truck. My foot got messed up, we were sort of in shock. A man came over and gave me his business card, said he had called the cops, and would testify for me if need be as he saw the whole thing. Anyway, had the bike fixed, got a Harley Davidson later but it was not a low rider and just too much bike for me. If you have looked in Member Photos, you have seen my black Rebel! I wanted a Shadow but ended up with the Rebel. It is a good bike for in town but not a good highway bike but I do ride in on the highway. It goes fast enough but just feels like it is going to lift off the ground, especially in a cross wind. (I still have my little Honda Sport-the clutch plate is stuck so not running at the present time). I will clip a pic of me on my little Red Honda... I think I was 16 at the time of this photo... EONS ago just after the dinosaurs roamed the earth!! :p :p :p

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(I am very sorry for your mother's loss of her brother. Too many bikers do lose their lives and many times because other driver's think a bike can stop on a dime and don't realize, they need to respect them as much as a car or truck.)

You know, Angel, better known as "The Deputy" is nice enough to allow me to keep the Rebel in my cell... it is sort of like my security blanket!!

Uhmmm...............Rebby?..................did the guys in the white coats slip you a pill before you went fishing??.....................Why are there cows in the water????:rolleyes: .........................does it really matter if they are standing up or laying down????............................they are still going to sink!!!!! :eek: .........................did you nephews jaw drop because he thought...................Auntie Rebby is cuckooooo!!!......................cows can't swim!!.........................Do you have funny cows in Oklahoma??................I suppose you have fish grazing in your grass???.................maybe that's why you didn't catch any??.......................do you have lures BIG enough for cows???..........................how do you scale a cow???

Hey there little Starby!! Silly little girl, the cows aren't in the water. The cows are in the pasture land that we see on our way to the lake, river, dam, etc. and the fish are in the water... hmmmm, well, given that it is now 3:45 a.m. and I am not much good after 1:30 a.m. the cows might be in the water and the fish may be grazing in the grass... interesting concept! I might have more luck catching fish in the pasture come to think about it. Hey have you ever gone "noodlin?" You are such a daring young thing, I bet you have. NOT ME!! :eek: :eek: :eek: My nephews already call Auntie Rebby, "Aunt Phoebe"... if that tells you anything if you have seen reruns of "Friends". LOL I should have never told that secret but maybe by morning all my post will be lost in the rush of morning posts! LOL

Quick Starby, help me catch the cows before they go under the water... they really don't swim very well. Do you have any life jackets big enough for them? What about ducks, where are they, still hiding in trees with scopes?? Hmmmmmmmmmm?? :eek:

We have funny grass in Oklahoma... I did tell you that story about the college car pool, didn't I? If not, next call... remind me... another one similar to the drug store story. Well, enough of this... right? I will have you laughing so hard you will fall out of that tree! Night night! The house has warmed up a bit so I think I can sleep. I had my can of Mt. Dew so I am nice and sleepy now!!

I loved reading your story Rebby, as I always do! I like your cutie little pose you have on your bike! One hot... well warm... little biker chick! Now you're a Hot Biker Chick! :D

I'm a little scared of bikes myself. Not of the bike, but like you mentioned, the other drivers that don't respect people riding a bike. My Uncle and his (then) wife, were almost killed too on my Dad's Honda, when I was young. They lost the bike on gravel though. It was spring, and the first nice day, and the city hadn't yet cleaned the roads of the gravel they had put down for the ice and snow. They rounded a sharp corner and lost control. My Uncle was in traction in the hospital for six months, and now has steel plates and pins everywhere in his body.

When I was about 15, my sister and I were at the mall, and met up with a friend we knew from school. We noticed him because he was wearing a tux. He had just gotten his Grad Pics taken. We were talking to him, and he took us out to the parking lot to see what his parents had bought him for a graduation present. It was a brand new bike! (not sure, but I think it was also a Honda of some sort) He told me and my sister that he would take us for a ride! Although we both really wanted to go, neither one of us wanted to be left alone standing at the mall. We told Darwin we would take the bus instead, and meet him downtown, because our friends were down there, and then we would each go for a ride. Well we were riding the bus, and all these ambulances and police cars were screaming by us, and we wondered what was going on. We got downtown, and there was Darwin in pieces all over the road. (sorry for the graphics of that) A truck ran a red, and hit him broadside and sent him flying. Dead before he even knew what hit him.

So, I'm a little leary (or should I say scared to death) of bikes for that reason. Two of my ex's (A&N ;) ) had bikes, and would always get ticked off at me because I wouldn't go riding with them. I did once, just around the city with "N", and I was probably more of a danger to him driving, because I was shaking so hard I was distracting him, and squeezing the air out of him. Either that or he was getting really excited because I was shaking so bad the bike was vibrating! LOL!! ;)

So yeah, I'm a liiiittttllle bit terrified of being on a bike! I would like to have the "hair blowin in the wind" feeling... but I opt to be stuck in a fibreglass box with wheels! :p :D

Hey there little Starby!!! Silly little girl, the cows aren't in the water. The cows are in the pasture land that we see on our way to the lake, river, dam, etc., and the fish are in the water.....hmmmm, well, given that it is now 3:45 a.m. and I am not much good after 1:30 a.m., the cows might be in the water and the fish may be grazing in the grass....interesting concept! I might have more luck catching fish in the pasture come to think about it. Hey have you ever gone "noodlin?" You are such a daring young thing, I bet you have. NOT ME!!! :eek: My nephews already call Auntie Rebby, "Aunt Phoebe"..............if that tells you anything if you have seen reruns of "Friends". LOL I should have never told that secret but maybe by morning all my post will be lost in the rush of morning posts! LOL

Quick Starby, help me catch the cows before they go under the water....they really don't swim very well. Do you have any life jackets big enough for them? What about ducks, where are they, still hiding in trees with scopes???? Hmmmmmmmmmm??????????

We have funny grass in Oklahoma.......I did tell you that story about the college car pool, didn't I? If not, next call.....remind me.......another one similar to the drug store story. Well, enough of this............................right? I will have you laughing so hard you will fall out of that tree! Night night! The house has warmed up a bit so I think I can sleep. I had my can of Mt. Dew so I am nice and sleepy now!!!!!!!!!


ROFLAMO, AUNT PHEOBE!! HAHAHAHA!

Maybe if we go to "cows r us" in the morn, we can find some reeeeeaaallllyyyy big life jackets for the poor little things. I shop at "Ducks r Us", so I really don't know. I can swim well, so I've never had to buy a life vest. They do have a nice line of sunblock though, since I don't have any feathers left!! :rolleyes:

Funny grass? Just what kind of funny grass do you have there? Hmmmm... cows in water... fish in the pasture... pools in cars... hmmmmm... sounds like some funny grass to me! :eek: :p

What the... is noodlin? LMAO!. still... LMAO!! Maybe I have and I just don't know it??

Oh yes we need to talk again soon Rebby my Girl... hahaha! I need to hear those stories!. I can't stop laughing!. You are so funny!! :D

Will be back soon after biology tuition. We're studying natural selection in genetics. I'm still backwards, but not much time to greet you all properly. Have some quotes, actually 'bout 7 to reply. C U LATER!!

As you know, I bought a gsx-r 750 earlier...to my mother's dismay (I don't blame her...she lost her brother when she was younger to a motorcycle accident), then sold it.

Odd you say that. I have my enduro now but am seriously considering getting a gsx-r or something similar and will have to do a lot of convincing. My mom lost her brother when he was about 23 I think in a motorcycle accident. She didn't want me getting the dirt bike, the street bike will be even tougher.

Yeahhh... not sure about Connecticut, but... with downtown atlanta traffic, driving in a hummer's even dangerous... imagine a crotch rocket going 90 mph...

I think the biggest part she wasn't keen on was me taking it from CT to NJ for school and back. Figured it wuold save gas, and make the trip quicker (I didn't tell her that part ;))

Uhmmm...............Rebby?..................did the guys in the white coats slip you a pill before you went fishing??.....................Why are there cows in the water????:rolleyes: .........................does it really matter if they are standing up or laying down????............................they are still going to sink!!!!! :eek: .........................did you nephews jaw drop because he thought...................Auntie Rebby is cuckooooo!!!......................cows can't swim!!.........................Do you have funny cows in Oklahoma??................I suppose you have fish grazing in your grass???.................maybe that's why you didn't catch any??.......................do you have lures BIG enough for cows???..........................how do you scale a cow???

Wow...

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Go duck go! :)

For Rebbie;

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Swimming cows. :D

For Biggie and Sneezy;

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Be careful, as an underwriter I've seen way too many motorcycle deaths.

Stringer, do you have a wish? :)

Yep me also.....I have a shooting range about 1/2 mile from me and I go whenever I get a chance. Love shooting, made sharpshooter in the USAF...
Awsome! :eek: That is really awsome, thanks for sharing that Stringer!

Good morning everyone!! :)

Morning Starty pants. How are you sweets? :)

Post # 686 should be voted... the best picture on AskMeHelpDesk... seriously, Rebby, WOW, so cool, and your post was great too...
Should I buy bikes for all the kids? :)

I loved reading your story Rebby, as I always do!! I like your cutie little pose you have on your bike!! One hot....well warm....little biker chick!! Now you're a Hot Biker Chick!! :D

I'm a little scared of bikes myself. Not of the bike, but like you mentioned, the other drivers that don't respect people riding a bike. My Uncle and his (then) wife, were almost killed too on my Dad's Honda, when I was young. They lost the bike on gravel though. It was spring, and the first nice day, and the city hadn't yet cleaned the roads of the gravel they had put down for the ice and snow. They rounded a sharp corner and lost control. My Uncle was in traction in the hospital for six months, and now has steel plates and pins everywhere in his body.

So, I'm a little leary (or should I say scared to death) of bikes for that reason. Two of my ex's (A&N ;) ) had bikes, and would always get ticked off at me because I wouldn't go riding with them. I did once, just around the city with "N", and I was probably more of a danger to him driving, because I was shaking so hard I was distracting him, and squeezing the air out of him. Either that or he was getting really excited because I was shaking so bad the bike was vibrating! LOL!!!

So yeah, I'm a liiiittttllle bit terrified of being on a bike! I would like to have the "hair blowin in the wind" feeling...but I opt to be stuck in a fibreglass box with wheels!! :p :D

Wow, you had a horrible experience losing your friend on the bike. I am so sorry. Gosh, I hope my post doesn't make everyone too sad here at the Sanitarium. I guess we all have horror stories and I was fortunate when the truck hit me. The cop told the driver that he was citing him for "failure to yield". The guy said, "I stopped at that stop sign" (maybe he did but he tried to rush across the intersection and there was no time to get stopped with traffic on my left, high curb on the right, just had to turn to the right and hit him sideways or hitting him head one would have probably propelled my friend right over the truck. The bike hooked onto the truck then as he was trying to stop, the bike let go and there I was sliding down the street on my back). The cop told the guy in a very disgusted voice, "You are suppose to wait until there is nothing coming!!!" The guy started to pick up my bike out of the road. Daddy had always told me when in a wreck, never move the vehicle so I holler, "Get your hands off my bike!" :o Well, he did! LOL

One friend of mine ran into a fence, knocked his nose off, another couple from high school missed a curve and he was killed, she was injured but not badly. My sister ran my brother's bike through a barbed wire fence. A guy and my boyfriend lost one on some loose gravel but was not hurt too badly. Man, guess I have been more fortunate than I realize. Not long ago, a guy was doing a wheely at midnight through a light in downtown Tulsa, huge intersection and got hit and killed. Bikes are hard to see anyway sometimes and his light was straight up in the air so even harder to be seen.

One funny story: Just after I had learned to ride the baby Honda, I was so excited and wanting to learn all I could as fast as I could. My brother-in-law said, "Petie (family nickname, let's not let that one stick here though, k?), sit way back on the back of the seat, ok, now pull in the clutch, put it in gear, now reve that engine and let go of the clutch!" Well, trusting soul that I am, listened ever so intently and did just as he said... when I popped the clutch, I was doing a wheely, then slid off the back of the bike and was running behind it trying not to let it crash. So much for trust... at least I was in the front yard, not on gravel. Oh by the way, he is no longer part of our family!! LOL He wasn't trustworthy in more ways than one! :eek:

Hope that little funny story lifts some of the sadness. I must be more careful however!! Reading about these stories will make me more cautious. One tends to feel indestructable at times, huh!

Morning Starty pants. How are you sweets? :)
Very good thanks you. How are you love? I went and got my daughter enrolled in Middle School... :rolleyes:
Happy Birthday to your baby girl! :D

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Swimming cows. :D

LOVE THAT SWEET ALTY!! Great way to start my day!! I have a long one ahead of me. Just loved it! :p :p :p

Rebby, are you going somewhere?

Post # 686 should be voted.....the best picture on AskMeHelpDesk.....seriously, Rebby, WOW, so cool, and your post was great too....
Should I buy bikes for all the kids? :)

Starty, that was so sweet!!

In answer to your question... ah... no?? LOL

Walking, driving cars, skateboarding, all can be dangerous but bikers do run a risk. When my son comes home and wants to ride the Rebel, he must wear the helmet at all times, his kids have to wear a helmet when he takes them even around the yard on it, and he gets cautions out the wazooooooooooo before he takes off on it. He doesn't ride often which increases his chances of not being aware enough of the dangers.

But I got to tell you, there is so much wonderment that comes to me as I ride and I just see all the beauty of nature along the way in a different light than I do while riding in a car. For me, got to ride that bike!! :p

Hey there... good morning for you (its 6:35 pm here)... hope you are having a great day all of you guys...

Very good thanks you. How are you love? I went and got my daughter enrolled in Middle School.....:rolleyes:
Happy Birthday to your baby girl!!:D

Thanks Starty, I can't believe that my baby is 6 years old already. Sigh, time sure flies by fast. :(

She's so happy, she got a webkinz for her birthday, a cute little golden retriever, it's so cool. :)

Rebby, are you going somewhere?

Yepper, if I can tear myself away from you all! I better scat on out of here but will catch you on the flip side while I try to stay right side up!! :p Have a great day!

hey there .... good morning for you (its 6:35 pm here) ... hope you are having a great day all of you guys ...

Morning Lil Bro, how are you today? Wow 6:30pm it's 9:30am here in Canada. My day is just starting and it's a gloomy, cold, yucky August day.

I hope the weather is better for you. :)

Thanks Starty, I can't believe that my baby is 6 years old already. Sigh, time sure flies by fast. :(

She's so happy, she got a webkinz for her birthday, a cute little golden retriever, it's so cool. :)

Oh Gosh! Today's the day!! Happy Birthday to your sweet little one. She is a doll. You will blink your eyes and she will be married with kids of her own... well, maybe not that fast but happens all too quickly. Enjoy the day! :p

Lil Bro, good morning, its 8:30 here... ;)
Reb, Jett has a cool battery powered one, and I am sure that it won't be the end, he needs more power! LOL
I love bikes too, just not so good at NOT slamming them into fences, don't laugh, it was fun... (more than once):):) Have a great day out today Reb...
Alty, they grow so fast, I can't feel myself right now, my oldest has a girlfriend, Davy is in Middle school, and starting to really show it! Jett and Max are a year apart but they seem as if they aren't put together... I mean they are so good, so smart, but they do the stupidest things... like take capri suns and step on them, touch stuff they shouldn't, they are so rough with everything, it is great, they are boys. That's fine with me, we live in the country, but it seems as if they need to just STOP, DROP, and THINK... from now on before they get hurt or something, or make mama cry cause she has to many messes to clean up.
I hope you all have a nice day. I am going to need to bake, I feel a bit down for some reason...
Reb, your picture was a nice gift this morning, seriously, I say make it NUMBER ONE here. I loved it, thanks

Oh Gosh! Today's the day!!!!!!! Happy Birthday to your sweet little one. She is a doll. You will blink your eyes and she will be married with kids of her own.......well, maybe not that fast but happens all too quickly. Enjoy the day! :p

:eek: Married, with kids? :eek: :p

Thanks Rebbie. Yes, I can't believe that 6 years have gone by since I brought that little bundle home. It seems like just yesterday that I held a newborn Sydney in my arms. She was such a good baby, and a real cutie.

I'm going to be making an angel food cake later today. Tonight is just the kids, Wiggy and me. We'll be having her party after school starts, so she can invite all her friends. :)

Jared's birthday is on September 4, he'll be 10 then. Time flies by so very fast, for all of us. ;)

Starty, that was so sweet!!!

In answer to your question..................................ah...... ...............no???????? LOL

Walking, driving cars, skateboarding, all can be dangerous but bikers do run a risk. When my son comes home and wants to ride the Rebel, he must wear the helmet at all times, his kids have to wear a helmet when he takes them even around the yard on it, and he gets cautions out the wazooooooooooo before he takes off on it. He doesn't ride often which increases his chances of not being aware enough of the dangers.

But I gotta tell ya, there is so much wonderment that comes to me as I ride and I just see all the beauty of nature along the way in a different light than I do while riding in a car. For me, gotta ride that bike!!! :p

I know how you feel - I too love riding along as passenger on a bike! Believe it or not, it's less painful to ride the bike than sitting in a car and going around corners - the back actually feels good when I ride. And the scenic routes just still take my breath away. Whether on a horse, bike, scateboard, or anything else - as long as you have fun in your life - do it! If we all just worried about getting hurt, we should never even leave home or get in the shower or bathtub - a lot of accidents can happen there too.
So, the moral is - enjoy life, it's too short, and have fun when you can.

Going to be off more than on for the next few days due to health issue, but will keep in touch.

Lots of love and hugs!
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Chery, I was wondering what you were doing yesterday, I saw a lady come into my work yesterday, she reminded me of you... ;)
I miss you, I hope you are all right.

Momma C, you've been on my mind so much these last few days, I miss you sweetheart.

I hope that you are feeling all right. You are in my prayers every night dear sweet Momma C, I love you so much my dear, do you know that?

Take care of yourself, keep in touch with us, even if just to say a quick hello. :)

I know how you feel - I too love riding along as passenger on a bike! Believe it or not, it's less painful to ride the bike than sitting in a car and going around corners - the back actually feels good when I ride. And the scenic routes just still take my breath away. Whether on a horse, bike, scateboard, or anything else - as long as you have fun in your life - do it! If we all just worried about getting hurt, we should never even leave home or get in the shower or bathtub - a lot of accidents can happen there too.
So, the moral is - enjoy life, it's too short, and have fun when you can.

Going to be off more than on for the next few days due to health issue, but will keep in touch.

Lots of love and hugs!
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Good morning hon, how are you doing? Missed talking with you lately, I hope you feel better, I miss talking with you and benefiting from your wisdom.:)

Stringer

Hi Momma C! Hope you're doing well!

Hello everyone! My parents just called... they're on the way down to see my apartment. ::gulp::

It's always a bit nerve racking when parents come by... huh?

You are a clean guy... it will be fine. Get out the scotch and the chocolate cake... LOL

Got to hide the drinks. The wine too. Parents aren't drinkers... and heavily frown upon it :(

::looks around::

::looks around::

Did I miss anything?

You see... my parents didn't visit me the entire time I was in college (I was... 30 minutes away)... and now, all of a sudden... they're coming!!

Sneezy, do the dance of he butterfly, that's what we call the quick clean when people call and say "Be over in 5 minutes". It consists of putting things in the closet, shoving things under the bed, flushing the toilet, you know, the usual. ;)

All right guys!!

Here is your chance to make a "difference"... I am starting my campaign here at the AMHD and I will need all your support:

Sign up now, of course I will need a Vice President, a Cabinet, and many others... I'll take care of you... "TRUST ME" that is my SLOGAN!!

Welcome to The Mr. Stringer for President WebSite (http://www.thelopezfamilyonline.com/pres.php?first=Mr.&last=Stringer&send=Send)

Ohhh Sneeze, sorry to hear they never came. Remember, you are who you are and you are good... let it be.

President Stringer? No way, you have no self control over pepsi's... how will I ever be able to trust you won't keep hitting that red button?? LMAO

Stringer for president? Hmmmm, interesting. Okay, it won't affect me anyway, I'm in Canada. ;)

Well I am fine too... thanks... I have to go shortly... I will go to celebrate my entering in the Univercity with some friends :D... The weather here is extremely good... it's too hot here :D...

Congrats Lil Bro... not exactly sure why I am calling you that, but so be it!;)

"I will do ya ALL GOOD........I PROMISE!!!!!!!"

Send your donations to: "THE FOUNDATION FOR ME!"

No problem :)... jo chose it for me :).. I like it though :P

What are you taking in University little bro?

"I will do ya ALL GOOD........I PROMISE!!!!!!!"

Send your donations to: "THE FOUNDATION FOR ME!"

Do you accept Canadian tire money? ;)

Do you accept Canadian tire money? ;)


Any money sweetheart... I will need a Vice President... (can be from any country) AND it pays well... hee hee:D

LET'S GET THIS CAMPAIGN GOING!!!!!!!!! Rebbie where are you? And Start... I'll be GOOD, "I PROMISE."

Well economics... but no just that... in the best school here where they don't take over 150 people ;) so I am really happy and enthusiastic... it was really tough though :S

well economics... but no just that... in the best school here where they don't take over 150 people ;) so I am really happy and enthusiastic... it was really tough though :S

Wow, sounds like you have allot of work ahead of you. Good for you. :)

The best things are the things you have to work for. :)

Any money sweetheart........I will need a Vice President......(can be from any country) AND it pays well........hee hee:D

LET'S GET THIS CAMPAIGN GOING!!!!!!!!! Rebbie where are ya? And Start...I'll be GOOD, "I PROMISE."

Vice president eh? Hmmmmm, I don't know about that, I'd rather be the pres, you can be my vice. ;)

I would accept Canadian money too, the way us here are going, your money is better than ours... LOL
Stringer, you have enough to deal with, and although you may feel like a million bucks today, who knows when someone will hang a pepsi down and say... here stringer, here... LMAO
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CAN YOU TAKE THE HEAT??

Alright guys!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is your chance to make a "difference"......I am starting my campaign here at the AMHD and I will need all your support:

Sign up now, of course I will need a Vice President, a Cabinet, and many others....I'll take care of ya'll....."TRUST ME" that is my SLOGAN!!!

Welcome to The Mr. Stringer for President WebSite (http://www.thelopezfamilyonline.com/pres.php?first=Mr.&last=Stringer&send=Send)

I missed a lot lately - a little under the weather, but you certainly got my vote Stringer darlin...

How was your trip?


Between Oncologists, Pulmonologists, and Radiologists, I am tired and not the best of spirits and cannot sit up for too long - that means less time on my computer for a few days, but you are all in my thoughts and I will spring back to life soon.. C.U. later..

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Lil Bro... good for you!! Go go go!

Vice president eh? Hmmmmm, I don't know about that, I'd rather be the pres, you can be my vice. ;)


Wow... gotta watch this one... hmmmmm?:eek:

Thank you everybody :) I hope I'll do well :D

I would accept Canadian money too, the way us here are going, your money is better than ours...LOL
Stringer, you have enough to deal wiht, and although you may feel like a million bucks today, who knows when someone will hang a pepsi down and say....here stringer, here...LMAO
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CAN YOU TAKE THE HEAT????


Ooooooh... OUCH! Got me...

I can see that I am going to get a lot of SUPPORT HERE?? :)

Lil Bro, you can do anything you set your mind to, always remember that. :)

Stringer, yup, I want to be president. I'm nobody's sidekick. ;)

Chery, sweetie, you take it easy, rest, get better, come back here and kick butt sweets. We all love you so much, so take care of yourself. Don't make me pack my bags and fly to Germany, I will you know. ;)

Starty, you baking anything today? It's Sydney's birthday, we need cake! :)

Vice president eh? Hmmmmm, I don't know about that, I'd rather be the pres, you can be my vice. ;)


Alty... I would love to be you VICE (period).:D

Sorry Stringer... I know your demons... LOL
Poor Stringer... you do so well being the Sheriff, can we just keep it at that?;)

Uhhh, I need to bake something... after I stop the kids from stepping on soda cans on my wood floors!!

I missed a lot lately - a little under the weather, but you certainly got my vote Stringer darlin....

How was your trip?


Between Oncologists, Pulmonologists, and Radiologists, I am tired and not the best of spirits and cannot sit up for too long - that means less time on my computer for a few days, but you are all in my thoughts and I will spring back to life soon.. C.U. later..

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THAT'S one!

Chery, I will put your picture on my posters... to show people how much love is in my campaign!

VOTE FOR STRINGER!!!!!

Vote for Stringer... you are cracking me up!

Sorry Stringer.....I know your demons...LOL
Poor Stringer...you do so well being the Sheriff, can we just keep it at that?;)


But, think of the changes I can make...

Everyone gets a minimum income of $100,000.00 every year!

Free baby sitters, anytime you need one!

A DUCK in every POT! (Think about THAT!) And... free QUILL PENS for all!

Gasoline for $.30 a gallon for all!

Free Deputy BADGES... (With a sizable DONATION!)

New homes... you PICK IT!

As many CABANA BOYS (AND girls!) as you need! Got you attention yet Alty?

No one will need to work anymore! Free money from Stringer!

YES... we can MAKE A DIFFERENCE... YES WE CAN!

VOTE FOR STRINGER! (He won't string you along!):rolleyes:

Oooh, this is sounding good Stringer. Okay, I can be bought, you have my vote. :)

I would like to know HOW you will do all of this.