Come in my sweet, and join us! Your hosts will be Starby and Alty. We have everything your little heart desires in our Castle! Come into our web, said the spider to the fly. Mwaaahahahaha!

YouTube - Be Our Guest - Beauty and the Beast (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_h3Cvs1caeA)

Am I doomed now because I have responded? :eek:

DING DING DING! We have our first victim!! LOL! ;)

How are you Cloughy? I was just off to bed. ::yawn yawn:: You have a great day C! :)

That one was fast...

Morning everyone? How's everyone doing?

Today is going to be a long day :(

DING DING DING!! We have our first victim!!! LOL!! ;)

Yeah... But, since dooming me, I am now a ghost! So, I can now haunt you wherever you might be! :D (Actually, it's kind of nice being a ghost! I'm sure that I will find many kindred spirits on this thread!)


How are you Cloughy? I was just off to bed. ::yawn yawn:: You have a great day C!! :)

I am doing fine! No more worries about the things of this earth...

Just remember, that I'll be keeping my eye on you! :cool:

That one was fast.... :(

Fast and quick... It's the best way! You might be the next victim! So, I would watch your back if I were you! :eek:

Sad. No one even noticed I was gone. Except my dear Sneezy, that is. No one loves me. Everyone hates me. Might as well go eat worms.

*sigh*

HC,

I noticed, but I was around much either :)

Don't eat worms, I hear they don't taste good

... thanks bigbird... :)

Wait, where did this come from? What happened to Synn's? =/

Its still there. The DayCare closed. :)

I think I completely missed the daycare. Wow.

I've been MIA for the past couple weeks, its OK. :)

Welcome back H... sorry too busy defending M and M(e)...

Wow, you all are quick, I figured I'd be among the first to visit, but noooooo!

Resty, didn't I send you the link to the daycare? I could have sworn I did. I'm glad you found us again, I've missed you.

HC, of course you were missed silly girl, just figured you were busy getting ready for Florida, or with Sneezy, seeing as he hasn't been around much lately either. ;)

:)

Sad, HC's gone, Stringer's gone.

Happy, Resty is still here, Alty is still here. :)

So Resty, how's life treating you. Long time no talk.

I'm here. Just fuming at my boss. Can I hit him? Puhleeeze?

Or Kickboxing. I'm an orange belt. I can do that!

Maybe wrap the orange belt around his neck, and. Wait, no, not good, don't do it, it's not worth it, right?

Only a short while to go HC, then you'll never have to see him again. :)

Maybe you could accidentally bump in to him and hit him in the groin. Make it look like an accident though. :)

I'll pretend I didn't hear that :)

Hehehe... good idea...

No, bad HC. I'm bigger than that. He's got to be miserable.

Biggie, cover your ears, mean Alty might come out to play today. ;)

Yes HC, you are the bigger person, you have self control and you are a nice person. Don't let this jerk get to you.

That's "Meany Head Jerk Face", actually :)

Meany head jerk face, you leave our HChicky alone, don't make Alty come over there. :);)

:) you da bomb, girl :)

Aw, shucks, thanks, and right back at you babe. :)

Got to run for a bit, cleaning time, Sydney time, more cleaning, and more, and more, it's never ending.

I'll be back later for a coffee break. :)

Be good while I'm gone, or you'll be put in the dungeon. Muwahahahaha. :)

Yeah... But, since dooming me, I am now a ghost! So, I can now haunt you wherever you might be! :D (Actually, it's kind of nice being a ghost! I'm sure that I will find many kindred spirits on this thread!)



I am doing fine! No more worries about the things of this earth...

Just remember, that I'll be keeping my eye on you! :cool:

Yikes! :eek: Our castle is haunted! Now we've got a ghost lurking among us, watching our every move, and then of course there is always that Franny Pants guy that likes to spy on us from the corner. But our castle is BIG! We've got secret passage ways, and dungeons. Remember, there are crocodiles in our moat! Mwahahaha! Mwahahahaha!!

Gah, I always seem to leave at bad times!

I'm doing good alty, thanks, lol.

Guess what? IT'S SUMMER IN MICHIGAN. This week is kind of cold... but it was up to almost 90 last week. Yayyyy!

Good morning Retsy! I see you found our humble abode. Just popping my head in for a minute, and then I better get something done around here. What I would rather do is go back to bedddd! It's nice and warm here finally. No more rain. We had toooooo much rain. It's suppose to be in the upper 80's today from what I hear. :)

Any suggestions for my lunch? (Maybe a 6 pack?)

Mind has been going nuts all day, head is killing me, I'm tired and hungry.

Great day to be me...

Mexican :)

Well I'm not sure if there are any mexican places around here(unless your thinking taco bell :))... and I only have half an hour :p

Plus, I don't know if I like mexican.

Hmmm... no, don't do taco bell. You've got to try some real mexican when you have more than a half hour. :)

Subway is always my next choice!

Yeah, I was thinking subway...

I don't like taco bell anyway :p

Well, I'm headed out now. I'll let you all know when I get back!

I'm thinking arbys.

Because I can :)

I thought this was the next best thing since Busch Garden's Dark Kastle, but it looks like a fast food joint!

How is everyone?

LOL! :) Its definitely the next best thing! :)

Hi Emland! Velcome... ;)

Thank you, darlink.

There's a place that used to be in Grand Rapids, called Black Castle. Lol. Like whitecastle... only... not

I believe we need the intolerance brigade for this one guys! Check it out... holy cow! Not to my friends, on my watch, you don't!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/criminal-law/shoplifting-225541-2.html#post1101671

Oh no she didn't!

The law has been successfully laid down. People like that make me angry... you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Oh no she didn't!

The law has been successfully laid down. People like that make me angry...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Yesss, angry Starby here too! Not pretty! I've given Alty the heads up!

Well, I think I'm in trouble again guys. Yup, now I'm getting death threats, won't be stepping out in front of a bus anytime soon, look both ways before I cross the street. Wow, what's up with people, am I really that annoying lately?

Well, it's par for the course, open mouth, try not to insert foot, but still have someone jump down your throat. Not fun times.

Thanks for sticking up for me all, I appreciate it tons. Love my friends. :):)

I got your back Alty ;)

I got your back Alty ;)

I'm on the phone with her right now and I read it to her! She says Taaaanks Biggie, and all the rest too! :D

:) We're your girls Alty. No one messes with da girls... and resty and bigbird, too! :)

Thanks for coming to my rescue all. I can't believe how angry that girl is. But, after reading her post I checked her other posts. She was caught stealing recently and had to pay, she got lucky, the store manager didn't call the police. She claims to have learned her lesson, but somehow I doubt it. She sure is angry with me, just because I think that the OP on that thread will get caught and because I hope he gets jail time. Apparently being a law abiding citizen and wishing that those who don't obey the law go to jail, is not a popular opinion. Whoda thunk?

Some people are just clueless and angry. You wonder what has happened that has made them such a way... crazy.

It's a scary world. I can't believe the number of post from people asking what they can do to stay out of jail after being caught stealing. Or the ones that complain because they have to pay $2000, when the stuff they stole only cost $500. What morals are these people being taught? What is going on that so many people only think of themselves and what they want and couldn't care less how it effects the rest of the world around them.

I have taught my kids right from wrong, let's hope that lesson sticks like glue. I can tell you right now, if they ever got caught stealing, they'd get no sympathy from me. I love them, I'd give my life for them, but there is no excuse for committing a crime, EVER!

Sorry, little rant, I'll be good now. :)

S'ok Alty. I was one of those kids that stole... ONCE. :) NEVER again!

I never did, I was too afraid of what would happen if my parents found out. ;)

Things done in childhood don't count, unless you don't learn from your mistake.

Got to run, back later. :)

Ok... see you! :)

I'm just in for a drive-by, lol! I was telling Alty earlier, that when my sister and I were kids, we (in a round about way) stole money from my Mom, and went and bought the cutest little puppy! We lied and said we found her on the street, and begged to keep her.

My Mom said that since it was such a young pup, that it must belong to someone nearby. She made us go from house to house, and knock on their doors to ask if they had lost a pup. She came with of us course, to make sure we did it, but we thought we were pretty cocky, because we knew we got her from the pet store. Low and behold, a lady answered her door and said, that looks just like one of the pups from the litter at the pet store.

My Mom took us to the pet store, and... B U S T E D! We had to return puppy! She then marched us right over to the neighborhood store, where we had put money on her store account to buy the pup, and in a store full of people announced... "these are my children, study their faces, because these are the faces of thieves!!" "You will also get to know them better, because they will now be working here for free, sweeping and scrubbing floors, or whatever else needs to be done!!"

For the next month we worked in the store... during summer holidays from school... and had to listen to people whispering and pointing at us! You want to talk humiliated? Oh gosh, I could have died!

My Mom doesn't fool around! LOL! Big lesson learned!

Makes you wonder where the mothers of all these OP's were, or what the were doing while their kids were starting a life of crime. Sure makes you wonder.

Back for another quick break, it's hot and I don't want to clean, but I never want to clean. Time to suck it up and get it done, but I DON'T WANT TO! ;)

Starby that's some story... Glad that never happened to me :)

How is everyone?

I'm about ready to head out for the day... with only a few hours left at this job (tomorrow), I'm not sure about the frequency of my visits until July...

I'll see you all on the other side! :)

HC, you better get internet access asap when you get to Florida. That's the most important thing on your list of things to do. Put it first, make a list, number one, get internet so that I can go on AMHD. Do it, no kidding, we cannot survive without you for a whole month. My god, the castle will probably be shut down by then. Noooooooo! :)

Oh Chicky, I almost forgot! You won't be on for your birthday then! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! EVERYBODY... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU...

YouTube - Party Like It's Your Birthday video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDg88HPL0Pw)

LOL! All right, my liege. I shall make it a priority. :)

Oh Chicky, I almost forgot! You won't be on for your birthday then!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! EVERYBODY....HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUUU............................................. .....................

YouTube - Party Like It's Your Birthday video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDg88HPL0Pw)

How did you remember that?? You made my day. Seriously, I needed that today.

And Happy Birthday to you, too! :) I won't be on for yours either... :)

They say it's your birthday, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, it's my birthday too you, na, na,na,na,na,na,na,na, they say it's your birthday, na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na, we're going to have a good time...

Seriously, internet, right away. Don't make me come to Florida with my whip. ;):)

:D all right... I'll get it asap. :)

And Happy Birthday to you, too! :) I won't be on for yours either... :)

Thank you! :D I hope your day is great!

I remember everything! Uhmmm... well some things, LOL!

I'm out of here, chica's. Have a great night! I'll check in before I sign out tomorrow.

Night! :)

(M, I miss you!! JR Kisses! Sneezy has been hogging them lately... but there are your very own!)

Have a good night Chicky!

Goodnight Chicky. :)

Starby, I'm stalling, I really need to get back to cleaning. Do you think a beer will help get me motivated? ;)

I'll be back later. Go chat at the daycare, close it down. Wow, another one bites the dust. ;):)

Alty out.

Alrighty,

I am off to the gym...

Good place to release some emotion :)

Wow, Dr. Evil is here...

No victim here. I know I may be late, but I will have the last Evil Laugh...

Hola everyone...

Anyone around?

I am, I am, Yo over here.

Hey Joe,

I'm running out for a few. Going to hang out at my friends house for an hour or so, just to get myself out of the house. I'm sure I'll stop by before going to bed though.

See you then maybe!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Haha, how is everyone??

Well now that we've gotten that over with, hey kids, how's tricks?

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiii
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiii
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiii

Haha, how is everyone??

Well now that we've gotten that over with, hey kids, how's tricks?

Stop copying me or I'm telling mom on you!

I believe we need the intolerance brigade for this one guys! Check it out...holy cow! Not to my friends, on my watch, ya don't!!

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/criminal-law/shoplifting-225541-2.html#post1101671

Sic 'um girls!! I agree... :mad: :mad: :mad:

Stop copying me or I'm telling mom on you!

Joe will tell doctor Evil and then you will be in real trouble.

Sic 'um girls!!!!!!!!!!! I agree...:mad: :mad: :mad:

I hope we've scared her away! That was soooooo uncalled for!

WOW... this place is scary :eek:

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Stop copying me or I'm telling mom on you!!

Joe will tell doctor Evil and then you will be in real trouble.

:p :p :p :p :p ::running from Dr. Evil::

Franny heelllpppp!

Francine? What is making this place so scary. Starby? Or Dr. EVilllll?

They say it's your birthday, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, it's my birthday too ya, na, na,na,na,na,na,na,na, they say it's your birthday, na,na,na,na,na,na,na,na, we're gonna have a good time.........

Seriously, internet, right away. Don't make me come to Florida with my whip. ;):)


"WHIP??????" (Stringer turns around ferrously) Whew....! .....

You stinker... YOU have NO whip, NO WHIP!! It is here in my hand as I type with my left hand... HA!

Well... It looks like the guys have taken over again; welcome Joe, M, Resty AND ME!

Francine? What is making this place so scary. Starby? Or Dr. EVilllll?

Just the whole castle is scary Joe(lene)... lol :D

Stringer your right, The guys are finally here. (;

The whole castle. Scary... lol

Good to see you all here. Now it might not be so scary...

Oh man! Don't check updates for a day and suddenly daycare's are turing into castles, people are bribing people for whips with "perky" pictures, Alty's kids have gone bilingual and everyone's drinking beer in ninja suits!

It's all too much!!

How's it going?

Kal

Francine? What is making this place so scary. Starby? Or Dr. EVilllll?

It's not meeeeee Dr. Evil... baahahahahahaha!

Hi Kal... funnyyyy!

It's not meeeeee Dr. Evil....baahahahahahaha!!

Hi Kal......funnyyyy!!

You're Dr. Evil now?

Can I be Number 2?

OUCH, MY DRUGS ARE STARTING TO GET TO ME...

Thanks for the correction Retsoksirhc.

Number 2 was the guy that was obsessed with business, lol

Look at my re edited post previous.

Kalfour, Of course you can Be Number 2. How does Dr. Evil treat number 2. Do you remember??

Number 2 was the guy that was obsessed with business, lol


Aaaaaah would that be a referral to me Resty... just wondering? Obsessed? Explain please.. if you were referring to me, if not then... whatever...

Got to run kids! Starby is not a happy camper right now, and now at 8:30 has all of a sudden got a million trillion things to do! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!! Play nice kids!

Stringer talking about the movie. Number 2 was Dr. Evils business partner.

No. 5 was a robot!!

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Stringer talking about the movie. Number 2 was Dr. Evils business partner.

I see... sorry Resty, seriously. (Joe, that came right behind our conversation on the other thread... so you can see why I thought... )

Sorry Resty... no foul, no crime... my fault my friend... :) :)

No. 5 was a robot!!!

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YEAH! Great pic... M... I liked that movie.. have you seen the previews for the new animated movie about robots and the "star" is a smaller version of "Number 5".

EDIT: Well it is 10 before 10 pm and I didn't get to bed last night until 3 am so I am calling it a night my friends... tomorrow.

Yes tomorrow... I get my new car!! M... I got the Volvo C70 convertible with the retractable hardtop, black/silver outside with black leather inside... exciting...

Stringer, you could have had the GTO, all you had to do was return the whip. :)

How is everyone? I'm glad you all made it. Did we finish shutting down the daycare? We have to close her down kids, can't just leave her with only a few posts to go. Anyone game for a chatting copetition in the daycare? :)

How's my whip Stringer, is he okay? ;)

It looks like they officially closed it.

Alty I let her visit with M and he checked her out; he says she is "purring like a kitten....." She must feel the love...

Stringer

No haven't seen that stringer (the movie preveiw I mean ) , bet your looking forward to getting your new car.

No haven't seen that stringer , bet your looking forward to getting your new car.

Yesssssssssssss... I am M, Like Christmas in June.

They had to search for the one I wanted with the larger engine... they found one in Michigan. The only thing that it does not have that I will miss is XM Radio, but I can get that later. If they didn't find it I would have had to wait 2 months until they built a new one in Sweden.:D :D

Hmm, odd, they removed the mean post by that girl on the shoplifting thread, and also my post, probably because I quoted her post. I can't say I'm upset about it. Darn the mods are good. :)

M, come over here for a minute, I want to show you something in this corridor, no, don't worry, it's safe.

Psst, help me get the whip back, there are many treasures to be had if you do, treasures beyond your wildest dreams. I will make you a king, you will rule this land, and beside you will be all your treasure. What do you say? Oh, and. How you doing? ;);)

Hmm, odd, they removed the mean post by that girl on the shoplifting thread, and also my post, probably because I quoted her post. I can't say I'm upset about it. Darn the mods are good. :)

Alty I'm glad you said that , I searched that thread for where you were being insulted and couldn't find anything. Thought I was going batty:confused:



M, come over here for a minute, I want to show you something in this corridor, no, don't worry, it's safe.;)

Ooohh does it have nipples:D



Psst, help me get the whip back, there are many treasures to be had if you do, treasures beyond your wildest dreams. I will make you a king, you will rule this land, and beside you will be all your treasure. What do you say? Oh, and. How you doin? ;);)

Stringer , this sounds like a setup to me!!

Hmm, odd, they removed the mean post by that girl on the shoplifting thread, and also my post, probably because I quoted her post. I can't say I'm upset about it. Darn the mods are good. :)

M, come over here for a minute, I want to show you something in this corridor, no, don't worry, it's safe.

Psst, help me get the whip back, there are many treasures to be had if you do, treasures beyond your wildest dreams. I will make you a king, you will rule this land, and beside you will be all your treasure. What do you say? Oh, and. How you doin? ;);)

M remember the stories of the Sirens in the Greek Odesey (sp sorry) and how they sang "empty" promises to lure men (sailors) to their deaths on the rocks. Be afraid my friend, be very, very afraid... but stand tall with your chest out, we will prevail against these wicked tricksters.

"Ooohh does it have nipples:D"

Now THAT GOT my ATTENTION M!! More of those pics please? /

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please let me go to bed with MY Whip...Susy...I am sleepy and tomorrow I have to "kill some bears!"

Trickster, siren, not me, no way. I am sincere M dear, bring Stringer with you, I will keep my promise, you will be kings, kings of the dungeon, I mean castle, yes, the castle, you will rule over the land, yes, that's right, and riches, something about riches. STARBY!!

Just hand over the whip and we can avoid all this unpleasantness, yes, I will spare you. I will, I promise ::fingers crossed::. Just follow me Stringer dear, and relax, we'll get that whip off you in no time at all. :D :D :D

Lol... go to bed stringer , I'll look after the Fort/castle :)

If I post more pics for you you'll never go to bed!

"Ooohh does it have nipples:D"

Now THAT GOT my ATTENTION M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more of those pics please??/

NOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please let me go to bed with MY Whip...Susy...I am sleepy and tomorrow I have to "kill some bears!"

You men are such boys, really you are. Were you two not breast fed as children, or is that the reason for the breast obsession? Insteresting theory, I'll have to do some research. :rolleyes: :D

lol..............go to bed stringer , I'll look after the Fort/castle :)

If I post more pics for you you'll never go to bed!!

Muwahahahaha, once Stringer leaves, it just you and me, big boy. ;););)

You men are such boys, really you are. Were you two not breast fed as children, or is that the reason for the breast obsession? Insteresting theory, I'll have to do some research. :rolleyes: :D

I was a very smart baby Alty :)

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You men are such boys, really you are. Were you two not breast fed as children, or is that the reason for the breast obsession? Insteresting theory, I'll have to do some research. :rolleyes: :D

Would you rather we didn't notice one of the finer attractions that you women have to offer? Or would you just be satisfied to have us all look the other way.. Just wondering, do you know what you want?:D

I was a very smart baby Alty :)

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah M? Tell me... does that fine looking baby have brown eyes?? Hmmmm?;)

GOOD NIGHT................REALLY. Tomorrow...

Goodnight Stringer sweetie. :)

M, got to go for a bit, back later, be ready to FIGHT! :);)

Alty out for now. :)

Goodnight Stringer sweetie. :)

M, gotta go for a bit, back later, be ready to FIGHT! :);)

Alty out for now. :)

I'll be ready Alty!!

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Goodnight everyone. Time for me to get to sleep. (;
Honest I am going...

someone mentioned nipples? I felt a disturbance in the Force.

geez... I blink and there's a whole new thread in less than a day with robots, criminals, and nipples.

like the great party you come upon not because you were invited but because you spy the half naked girls running through the lawn.

fyi... bail money is kept in the right hand top desk drawer. Condoms are by the bed. The liquer cabinet lock is 886. And the homemade flank steak enchilladas in the fridge rock the casbah.

your fault for mentioning nipples y'all. Now I'm going to be up for another hour and change. =/ damn it.

Sorry KP , my bad :D

Nipples nipples

KP? Do you have a nipple alert that comes up when someone mentions nipples?? LOL! You were here in a flash nipple boy!

Another victim!! Mwwaaahahahahaha!

ALTY!. bring out the fire breathing dragoness! We are experiencing a corporate take over! RED ALERT... RED ALERT!

Baahahahaha! I scared all the bad boyz away! My job here is done! I'll beee baaackkk! Silly boyz! :D

I'm watching you starby :)

You're bluffing! :p I'm the Queen of the castle... and you're the dirty rascal! :p

Husha Husha... the boyz fall down! Mwaahahahaha!

Bluffing ay...


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I isn't scared of no freakin dragon. Bring it on! I'll tame him in no time! Just a little singe... no big deal! I can bribe that dragoooon with lovely lady dragon nipples! Bahahaha! This way my pretty.

It's that time for me starby , Beer here I come :)

Night starby , sleep well!

Queenie needs her beauty sleep! Her evil parents want her to put down the draw bridge very early in the morning, and she has to summon the cleaning staff!

Watch out for the poisonous dart... duck!. right behind you! Mwaaahahaha!

G'nite my dear servant!

Night! :)

(M, I miss you!!! JR Kisses! Sneezy has been hogging them lately... but there are your very own!)

::blushes::

HC you're a sweety , I miss you too!

M kisses straight back at you :p ;)

Ok, so, last night? Room 443? What in the world!! There was this freaky howling, chilly drafts, and stupid ghostly presences all over the place! What IS this place, Starby? You said it was a "Mountain Get-away"... not a haunted castle!

HOW RUUUUUDE!

(You'd understand my feelings if YOU were felt up by some Toothless Grandpa Ghost! Sheesh!)

Morning All!

HC, I have NO idea what your talking about... I'll chalk it up to being tired :p

Ok, so, last night? Room 443?? What in the world!!! There was this freaky howling, chilly drafts, and stupid ghostly presences all over the place! What IS this place, Starby?? You said it was a "Mountain Get-away"... not a haunted castle!

HOW RUUUUUDE!

(You'd understand my feelings if YOU were felt up by some Toothless Grandpa Ghost! Sheesh!)

I think it's Stringer, M, Biggie, and Joe playing games with your head Chicky! :eek:

After all... Dr. Evil stopped by for longer than usual lastnite... hmmmmmm!

I'm not sure who the toothless Grandpa ghost is? But there seems to be people lurking in the corridors, and spying on us! Eeeeekkkk! It is probably a ghost that was lured to the dark side, and met his fate!

Hey Starby,

How are you today?

I think it's Stringer, M, Biggie, and Joe playing games with your head Chicky!! :eek:

After all....Dr. Evil stopped by for longer than usual lastnite....hmmmmmm!!

I HOPE its not Stringer, M, Biggie, and Joe playing tricks... that Toothless Wonder got pretty fresh with me last night!! Sheesh!

M? Maybe I wouldn't mind... ;)

Hey Biggie! How are you? Starby is just a bit Grumpy really. I only got about 2 hrs of sleep, was awake at 5am, have a splitting headache, and now I have to clean my house because my Dad is coming in to town to do some work on my puter, and my Mom wants to wash walls and help me do a major cleaning. I wasn't told any of this until late lastnite, and that makes Starby a grumpy girl! Yuuuucccckkkk! You asked! LOL!

I HOPE its not Stringer, M, Biggie, and Joe playing tricks... that Toothless Wonder got pretty fresh with me last night!!! Sheesh!

M?? Maybe I wouldn't mind..... ;)

Hey, hey, hey, there Chicky girl... M is mine... alllll mine!! Mwaahahahahaha!

Ouch...

Family is always fun :rolleyes:

I hope you feel better! Take some aspirin. I had a bad headache yesterday morning but I took something and it actually helped. I was surprised, I never believed in aspirin before.

Ouch....

Family is always fun :rolleyes:

I hope you feel better! Take some aspirin. I had a bad headache yesterday morning but I took something and it actually helped. I was surprised, I never believed in aspirin before.

Thanks Biggie! I have the weirdest headache though, and I may as well eat M&M's (not the bunny kind, hehehe) because Aspirin does nothing for me, morphine maybe, lol. My headache feels like my forehead is bruised from my left temple and right across my whole forehead... seriously... it's really weird! :confused:

I need Dr. Sneezy!

Dr. Sneezy is great for headaches... you know what they say cures headaches...

Errmm... well... ::blushes::... :D

Hey kids!
It seems I missed a lot. How is everyone this evening? Or whatever time it is over there?

:) I'm good. Its my last day in the office! YAY! This dead-end job is history! :)

(I'm rather excited, can you tell!)

Dr. Sneezy is great for headaches.... you know what they say cures headaches...

Errmm... well... ::blushes::.... :D

Hey now there's an idea! My mother washing my walls... and... yeah... not going to work... darnitt!

Hey kids!
It seems I missed a lot. How is everyone this evening? Or whatever time it is over there?

It's 7:30 AM where I am Kal... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!! ;)
... and it's Thursday... C'mon Friday!!

This has been the slowest moving week ever :(

It's 7:30 AM where I am Kal.....Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! ;)
...............and it's Thursday..................C'mon Friday!!!

Heh, sorry. Yeah, it's late Thursday here. And I have no study... no work in the morning... so relaxed right now and listening to an awesome (if somewhat emo) band... life is good!

:D

Bring me to your world! It's midnite in 20 minutes right? Calgon, take me awaaayyyy!

Do you have Calgon there? or did that make absolutely no sense to you Kal. LOL!

... is Calgon?

:) Awww... calgon... *sigh*

BUBBLES! :)

:) Awww.... calgon.... *sigh*

BUBBLES! :)

Lol... OK... still confused. But bubbles make it automatically good.

Speaking of bubbles... we need to install a giant ball pit in this castle!

Like this:
http://s133702574.onlinehome.us/pictures/blog/ballpit.jpg

Bubbles... bubbles... bubbles! Think Bubblessss!

(Calgon are relaxing bath crystals Kal) It's a commercial we have here. "Calgon, take me away!)

OOoo... bubble ball pit! Yess!! Along with the disco ball and bubble machine in the ballroom!

(Calgon is a bubble bath/bath product line... it is great for long days and stressful situations! The marketing campaign "Calgon, take me away!" is their most famous campaign.)

Eeeeeekkkkk, we are trying to get away from scary sharks! That's why we need our Calgon!

Hahaha. Awesome. Is it lavender scented?

LOL! :) Love the pic.

I'm liking the disco ball/ball pit/bubble machine ballroom, aren't you?

MONSTER MASH!

Hahaha. Awesome. Is it lavender scented?

They have a lavender Calgon... but they have other smells as well. Very nice! Sweet Pea is a great one, too!

Mmmm... sweet pea!

I'm totally up for the monster mash! And I'm about to start throwing balls at people!

I blow bubbles at people all the time. Its fun. And bubbles don't hurt.

Unless you blow them in the stairwells... :D

Well my break is over ladies and gent... time for me to pop the bubbles and... urrrggghhhhhh... get back to cleaning! YUK YUK YUK!

This one's aimed at Historianchick!

Awww... bye Starby. We'll miss you. :'(

I blow bubbles at people all the time. Its fun. And bubbles don't hurt.

Unless you blow them in the stairwells... :D

Chicky darlin, the last part of that made me LMAO... Oh gosh, I wish I could just go back to sleepyland! Starby is not stable this morning! ;)

Awwww, I'll miss you guys toooooo! I don't want to clean! Please don't make me clean!! Can't I just get Niki to lick the walls and call it a day? Ewwwww, you okay... not good! CALGON!. any scent... doesn't matter at this point!!

Starby, I wish you a good sleep. And as it's nighttime over here... I might gloatingly go and get some. :D

This one's for you:

OUCH!! You threw a... beach ball at me? A beach ball??

Why... you... just... wait... HENRY HIGGINS!. I mean... Missy! Just you wait!!

OUCH!!! You threw a.... beach ball at me?? A beach ball????

Why.... you..... just.... wait.... HENRY HIGGINS!!.... I mean... Missy! Just you wait!!!

Ouch! A Pigmaleon attack!

That's it, time to bring out the big guns!

Heh... how about this ball?

HAHAHA!! Watch it, or I'll pull out the Bard!

Heh... how about this ball?

Awww! Adorable! I'll take that ball! :)

Awww!! Adorable! I'll take that ball! :)

I thought you might! :P

I think it's my sleep time. Nighty night. :)

Be careful of all those balls that are bouncing around.

I had to come back for two secs, to say... If I don't talk to you today before you leave Chicky... Good luck on your last day, and safe travels to Florida... and once again... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!! :D Get that internet hook-up soon... we'll miss you while you're gone!. not toooo long right? :(

Have a g'day y'all!

:) thanks starby!! :) You da bomb!

See you later!

I'm not sure who the toothless Grandpa ghost is?! But there seems to be people lurking in the corridors, and spying on us!! Eeeeekkkk!! It is probably a ghost that was lured to the dark side, and met his fate!

Hmmm,did someone mention me?

I am no toothless granpa, but I can lurk! Ha ha ha ha
Boo!
Not sure if I met my fate yet... :eek:

LOL! :D

Some toothless grandpa ghost got fresh with me last night in room 443... loser ghost. :)

Hey guys...

Sneezy says Hi... I'm keeping him... all to myself... and busy... these days...

Well guys, I'm out of here! Goodbye job! Goodbye meany face boss!

I'll check in with you all when I can! :)

HC out

Bye HC!

Hi everyone! I've been absurdly busy lately... reowr.

How's everyone doing?

By the way, does anyone watch the office?

Hi all, just stopped in for a second. I missed HChicky, didn't get to say goodbye. I'm sad now, really sad, major sad. HC, we'll miss you, get that internet hooked up asap okay.

Sneezy, long time no see sweetie, we've missed you.

Office, no, don't watch it. My fav's are House, Law and Order SVU, Criminal minds, and Survivor when it's on. That's about it for my viewing pleasure. Oh, and reruns of Little house on the Prairie, don't laugh, it's a good show. :);)

Hey Sneezy,

I love the office, it's a great show. Started watching it at school last year and I remember spending 2 or 3 hours straight watching it some days to catch up. It's a great show :)

Hey everyone,

Spent all afternoon checking out the delivery we got. Delivery people can be very rude and lazy. We did not realise how big that package would be. 117 pounds.

It's a new toddler bed for Little cheeks and it transforms from a toddler bed to a twin bed.

Well Goodnight everyone, Got to go.

Joe

Little cheeks is growing up. Wow, a toddler bed already? Congrats Joe and little cheeks. :)

Hey all, here for a minute. Still cleaning, forever cleaning, when will I be done cleaning? I HATE CLEANING. :(

Anyone want to come help clean my house, I pay in pizza and beer. :)

If I was closer Alty I'd come and help...

I love Pizza and beer :)

Hop on a plane M, I can wait. I'll go shopping for the pizza and beer, show you around Edmonton, go to West Edmonton Mall, you and Wiggy can go play pool and I'll kick your butt in darts. Please, I hate cleaning. :)

Aahhhh... one day :)

I'd rather be cleaning , I have a meeting to go to now... bugger :(

Have fun at the meeting. I guess I'm on my own for cleaning, sigh. Starby, you up for a drive? Pizza and beer, if you help me clean, or have you had enough of the today? ;):)

I'm in for pizza and beer. I'll bring the beer, but it might be a few short by the time I get there :eek:

pIZZA AND BEER.

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Lol Joe...

How are you?

Did I hear someone say Pizza and Beer?? ::Getting my shoes on!::... ::Packing a bag!::... C'mon Nikster... ROAD TRIP!! :D

I AM FULL AND DRUNK.

OH MAYBE THE MUSCLE RELAXERS ARE KICKING IN.

Speaking of road trips, anyone ever been on one? I've always wanted to, and my buddy and I were thinking of it on the week of July 4th but the more I think about it the more expensive it sounds... especially with gas

I AM FULL AND DRUNK.

How long does it take you to type that? LOL

Joe!. Have the boyz taken you to the dark side?? No, Dr Evil, bring Joe baaaack! Don't you hurt our Joe... we will fight you for him!!

Well I am going to get off my butt and do some dishes before going to bed. Enjoy all that pizza and beer. I think I am okay now. Lol

How long does it take to type. Way Way Way tooo ooo Looooong. Lol...

Speaking of road trips, anyone ever been on one? I've always wanted to, and my buddy and I were thinking of it on the week of July 4th but the more I think about it the more expensive it sounds...especially with gas

Oh Geezzzz, Biggie! You want to talk Road Trips?? Oh the stories I could tell!. I could, but they are in a secret vault in an indisclosed location! :p

Believe it or not I felt one day like answering a question in a smart A@@ way, Because I am naturally a smart A@@. I decided to answer a willy really silly question and I did those letters with different colours.

Well I am going to get off my butt and do some dishes before going to bed. Enjoy all that pizza and beer. I think I am okay now. lol

How long does it take to type. Way Way Way tooo ooo Looooong. lol.....

Dishes?. dishes?. we don't need no stinkin dishes! It's pizza and beer night! :D

Have a few more beers Starby, you'll open up :)

Damn, tell that to my wife then. Lol lol lol
So she can do the dishes and I only have to worry about my pizza and beer.

Believe it or not I felt one day like answering a question in a smart A@@ way, Because I am naturally a smart A@@. I decided to answer a willy really silly question and I did those letters with different colours.

Oh Joe... not a good idea to tell me after I've had beeerrrr! Now I want to do it to the kids who text speak! LOLOL!!

Have a few more beers Starby, you'll open up :)

Do you think Biggie? How many more do you suggest? Two, Three? I could end up getting like... silly or something! No not me, I don't get that way... ever,. never! Would I become sarcastic?. I don't get that way... ever... never!!

Oh no, never... not you :)

[QUOTE=starbuck8]Sarcasm is my second language! QUOTE]

Thank you for setting the record straight Biggie! I would hate to have that rep! Here Birdie Birdie... come here and sit on my shoulder and I'll give you birdie treats. No, stop pecking at me! That's not fair! Eeeeeekkkkk!

[QUOTE=starbuck8]Sarcasm is my second language!!QUOTE]

:p :p :p :p :p

YouTube - Andy Mckee - For My Father - Guitar - www.candyrat.com (http://youtube.com/watch?v=T4Igb5Yors4)

... I'm jealous. I could keep playing for the next 10 years and not be able to play that

All right, well its about bed time for me... Trying to catch up on a little sleep - been lacking since last weekend. Half day tomorrow :D

Good night all, sleep well.

Biggie, you should come meet some of my friends and family then! I know some of the most awesome guitar players, because my Dad owned a music store, and I was always around band members, when I was growing up. That was average, but all right. You can do better! I bet you could be better than that guy if you keep it up!

G'nite Biggie! Sweet Dreams!

I wasn't so much impressed with how he was playing, I was more impressed with the song itself. I wish I could write something like that. I know he isn't the greatest guitarist as far as skill, but that composition was pretty amazing...

As far as skill, I'd probably go with Joe Satriani :)

Oops, forgot to log off when I left for a bit. Sorry all.

Biggie, road trip, do it, take me, I'll be ready to go, just let me know when. Oooh, what to bring, what to bring. ;)

Oh, the arrangement of the song was pretty cool. I thought you were impressed by his guitar skills! That's why I kind of wondered! My Dad owns one of the first Fender Strats ever made, given to him as a gift by the company. He stills brings it out every once in awhile and plays it. It's pretty cool!

That's awesome. Something about music I tell you, I'm a freak :)

Do you play anything Starby?

I got a guitar for Christmas when I was five. I can play twinkle, twinkle little star, but that's the extent of my talent. I do play other instruements, but I'm not saying which ones. Wait, Starby knows, so does M, so does Biggie. Remember you guys, you were sworn to secrecy. Wait, didn't I actually post it on one of our threads?:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Thats awesome. Something about music I tell you, I'm a freak :)

Do you play anything Starby??

She plays the spoons, right Starby? ;):):p :p

I do play other instruments, but I'm not saying which ones.

I'm not even going to ask :D

Alty... you stopped in for your shift! ;) Starby's eyes... ::closing, closing, closing:: *thunk* So tired... drifting, drifting... oh but... hungry, hungry!

I really have to get something to eat! I will likely be back soon! ;)

My shift? We get paid? Where's my cheque? ;)

M, you have a dirty mind. ;):)

I'm not even gonna ask :D

Lol.

Starby, just for the record, if I had to go for playing talent: YouTube - Joe Satriani Great Solo (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cEzIcm6BeBQ&feature=related)

EDIT: Just watched the whole thing - not sure what he was thinking with his teeth, but w/e

For real this time, I'm heading to bed :)

Good night all!

M, you have a dirty mind. ;):)

ME?? :confused:

What did you think I meant Alty;)

A friend of mine plays the guitar, self taught, he's really good. He also plays the piano, one of the few people who can just play a song and make me cry, not because of the song, but because of the way he plays it.

ME????:confused:

What did you think I meant Alty;)


Just like you, I'm not even going to guess. ;););)

She plays the spoons, right Starby? ;):):p :p


YouTube - The Who Squeeze Box (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovFPP43RYH8&feature=related)

BUSTED!. LOL!!

Sqeeze box, you bad Starby, really bad Starby. Get in your car and come over here. Mama's going to play her squeeze box. :);)

LMAO!. couldn't resist that one!! HAHAHAHA!

May a bunny poo on your shoe Starby. ;);):):)

Ewwwwww! What is that smell I smell? Ewwwwww, bunny poo on my shoe!

Sounds like a good name for a children's book! LOL!

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It does, doesn't it?

There once was a bunny that pooed on my shoe. It was sticky like goo. Mom didn't know what to do with the poo, ew!

We washed it with water, we washed it with soap, we wiped it on grass, and we washed in the moat. We tried to get rid of the big bunny poo, but even though we tried it was stuck on like glue.

Mom finally said, that she had had enough, nothing was going to get rid of the stuff. So we headed to Walmart, we left the zoo, and my mommy got me a brand new shoe, minues the poo, Yahoo! :)

Hey, not bad. :)

Uhm, Thanks for helping me guys with my wife and all. You guys left me hanging so I went and did the dishes and cleaned up.

EDIT::: THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD ALTY...

Aw, poor Joe. We never know when you are on line or not, your user offline thingy is always on. You have the power, don't you Joe, the power to hide. :)

He, do you want to come and do my dishes now? Please? Pretty please? I'm on my knees begging Joe, PLEASE!! :)

Ohhhhhh, bunny poop all over the floor! Alty... call the servants! They are slacking off!

I really need to go to bed you guys! ::BIG BIG... YAWNNNNN:: It was a long and trying day, with only a few hrs sleep!

G'day Franny, G'nite Alty,. hmmmm, who else is left here... well G'day or G'nite to all of you!

Keep the place clean Fran Man! ;)

Poo is always a funny thing.

I just got a noise violation from my UPSTAIRS neighbor.

... here's the kicker. My music was at a volume most people would consider... conversational. And even so, shouldn't my downstairs neighbor complain? My speakers + subwoofer are on the floor.

Either she has a heightened sense of hearing or... yeah, that's got to be it.

It does, doesn't it?

There once was a bunny that pooed on my shoe. It was sticky like goo. Mom didn't know what to do with the poo, ew!

We washed it with water, we washed it with soap, we wiped it on grass, and we washed in the moat. We tried to get rid of the big bunny poo, but even though we tried it was stuck on like glue.

Mom finally said, that she had had enough, nothing was going to get rid of the stuff. So we headed to Walmart, we left the zoo, and my mommy got me a brand new shoe, minues the poo, Yahoo! :)

Hey, not bad. :)

Yer Funny!! G'nite again... G'nite Dishwasher Joe!

Goodnight Starby, sleep tight, sleep long, just sleep. :)

Who are the servants? Where did they go? Stringer, M, get to cleaning.

Joe, would you care to join me in the parlor for tea? :)

Sneezy. Sneezy's here. Apparently very loud Sneezy's here. Are you getting in trouble already at your new place Sneezy. Bring the neighbor some muffins, maybe that will get you out of this mess. :)

poo is always a funny thing.

I just got a noise violation from my UPSTAIRS neighbor.

...here's the kicker. my music was at a volume most people would consider...conversational. And even so, shouldn't my downstairs neighbor complain? My speakers + subwoofer are on the floor.

Either she has a heightened sense of hearing or...yeah, that's gotta be it.

Hi Dr. Sneezy Pants! Don't ask, I'm tiredddd! Bye Dr. Sneezeeeee! Okay, I am really going now!

Is this better? I am not hiding on purpose. You guys do believe me right. Yes, Call me the dishwasher man. The uhm existence of a automatic dishwasher here is non existent.

Starby, you get yourself to bed right this minute young lady. Call me tomorrow, k? ;)

Is this better? I am not hiding on purpose. You guys do believe me right. Yes, Call me the dishwasher man. The uhm existance of a automatic dishwasher here is non existant.


Dr. Evil Dishwasher man, come to my house please. Do you do floors too? ;)

What... happened while HC and I were gone..

ISneezeFunny, Have we met before. If not nice to meet you. I should get to bed. Have to wake up in almost four hours to get up for work.

Goodnight everyone.

Joe

Gnite Joe , gnite starby , gnite Alty