Have a G'day Batman! Order my usual! :D Don't speed in the Batmobile... it stands out a bit in the crowd! Watch out for the joker, he's a bit crazy!

Hello All! I've settled... I've fallen in love with my new job... my new office... my new desk... my new everything! :) Chicky is a happy girl! :)

Will be on periodically over the next few days...

Um... so I didn't get a CALL while you were driving down here missy!

And I had the whole bubble bath, chocolate, wine, and flowers ready too

... :(...

Tsk, tsk... you never emailed your number, dear... :)

I hit ATL at about 3 am... left late Friday night... didn't think you'd want to be bothered... but I stopped and had a Pepsi for you, sweetheart!

1. I was UP at 3am on a Friday night.

2. we... drink... coke here.

Alas... no email in my car... shucks, no email in my apartment either!!

I'm sorry dear... I'll make it up to you... October...

Some things are worth waiting for... ;)

Fair enough :)

How's the weather?

One word...

DIVINE!

Weather, job, office... everything is perfect. I am sitting at my desk and can see the ocean. Can't get much better than that!

(1 JR Kiss. Good for one "make it up to you" in the near future. Redemption does not expire.)

Sweet coupon.

You can see the ocean from your office?! :-O

I want that job?

I can! Its beautiful! :) You'll just have to bring Nadia (that's your car, right?) down for a visit... ;)

Hi you two love birds, how are things going?

Bubble bath, chocolate, wine and flowers, and you missed it HC? Girl, you have to get your priorities straight. ;)

Eeek, got to run, time to run through the sprinkler with my kids and have a water fight. They may be small, but they have the bigger water guns, not fair, I think I might have to go purchase a new water weapon. ;)

I'll be back later. You two love birds have fun, be good, or maybe it's time to stop being good, maybe a little naughtiness is called for, nes pas? ;)

I know, I know... I'll have to "Blue Lagoon" it to make up...

Go for it HC. :)

Remember now, internet access asap, no delays, do it today. No excuses, don't want to hear them, get your puter hooked up and get that internet. :)

Hey Alty! I have a headache and was laying down when you called. I will call you a bit later okay?! ;)

Okay Starby, because boy do we need to talk, Oh boy do we ever, oh man, we really do. Wow, what a day. :);)

Oh oh... LOL! I can only imagine! Let me get my head together here, and I'll call shortly.

I'll be waiting, going insane, but waiting, patiently, waiting, pick up the phone Starby, call, call now, NOW!! ;);););)

You can call me alty ;)

If only I had your number Sneezy, and free long distance. ;)

Trust me Sneezy, I could talk your ear off, I really could, ask Starby, the first time we talked we were on the phone for 4 hours. Starby has free long distance. ;):)

Hey Sneezy, you got a fourth green square, congrats. :)

Ooh I did! Thanks! I don't deserve half of them, but regardless, an award given is an award received.

I'm currently writing a novel! Not really... writing my entrance essay for med school apps. The question? "Why do you want to go to medical school?"

... I'm writing about my obsession with being a navy seal.. . hm.

Hmmm, why do you want to go to medical school? My answer would be, blood is red, red is my favorite color, money, possibly a nice car, a parking spot near the hospital, free advice from doctors, the chance to meet interesting people, did I mention money? Hee, hee, but let's face it, I am not a candidate for medical school, maybe for a medical facility, but not school. ;););)

Navy seal huh? Cool. You'll have to send me the finished product, if you want. :) I too am writing a book, it's non-fiction, more of a biography. I'm mainly writing it for my kids, let's face it, no body else would want to read about my boring life. Yawn.

Got to run Sneezy, back later, get to writing, be good. :)

I'll be sure to send it to as many people as possible to get opinions on it. I should be finished by it either tonight or tomorrow. I'll have it sent.

I want to read your bio... but... how long could a bio be if you're only 27?

On a lighter note, miley cyrus (otherwise known as hannah montana) is writing a bio.. . she's 15!! What's she going to say?

Chapter 1: I was born... pre school...
Chapter 2: elementary school...
Chapter 3: middle school...
Chapter 4: high school with a cliffhanger ending

Hey all, quick drop by. I started a thread, need some advice, can you check it out.

Be brutally honest, really, I need to know where I went wrong, apparently to blind to see.

Here's the link;

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/other-member-discussions/did-say-something-wrong-232847.html

And so you know, this PM was sent with the best intentions, I really did not expect it to go this way. Is it me?

Ooh I did! Thanks! I don't deserve half of them, but regardless, an award given is an award received.

I'm currently writing a novel! Not really...writing my entrance essay for med school apps. The question? "Why do you want to go to medical school?"

...I'm writing about my obsession with being a navy seal. ...hm.

No Lie, In My boredom I'm writing a book also lol, Although I'm experincing Writers Block.. No lie its called

Attack of the Evil Oatmeal Cookies =)

I'm very Imaginitive

Oooooo... Evil Oatmeal Coooookies! Sounds like funnn! Bahahahaha!

Hi Guy, how are you?

I'll be sure to send it to as many people as possible to get opinions on it. I should be finished by it either tonight or tomorrow. I'll have it sent.

I want to read your bio...but...how long could a bio be if you're only 27?

on a lighter note, miley cyrus (otherwise known as hannah montana) is writing a bio. ...she's 15!!! What's she going to say?

chapter 1: I was born...pre school...
chapter 2: elementary school...
chapter 3: middle school...
chapter 4: high school with a cliffhanger ending

Don't forget her fabulous singing career. ;)

Only 27, gosh, big kiss to you Sneezy, huge slobbery kiss. :) Sorry HC, but it was warranted. :)

Hey Guy, Oatmeal cookies huh? Well, I can see where the writers block could come in, I mean, oatmeal cookies, how much attacking can they do? Now, chocolate chip, that's a whole other story. ;)

Got to run, time to kick butt in cards, or darts, or just kick butt with my foot, or insert foot in mouth. So many option. Oooh, BEER! :)

Later all.

I smell roasted duck, all throughout the castle, mmmmm, smells good, when do we eat?

I'll go get the potatoes ready, anything else? Any requests? What about desert? ;)

MMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm...


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I smell roasted duck, all throughout the castle, mmmmm, smells good, when do we eat?

I'll go get the potatoes ready, anything else? Any requests? What about desert? ;)


Someone heeelllppp! I was told I was getting a steam bath and a massage! Duckman!. come quick! :eek:

Duckman!. you are a trader! I thought you had my back feathers?! I could have made you a really nice pillow! Why have you betrayed me? :( I think Alty's all QUACKED UP!

Mmmm, I think some asparagus with hollandaise sauce will go nicely with my Starby duck. Mmmmmm, smells sooooooo good. Hey, don't bite, just close your eyes and sleep, it will all be over soon. ;)

Duckman isn't here little wee Starby duck, you are going to be dinner for 4, yup, you are. :)

Duckman!!!!...you are a trader!! I thought you had my back feathers???!!! I could have made you a really nice pillow!! Why have you betrayed me?? :(


What's he trading, I might be interested, is it cards, or perhaps something else. ;)

What's he trading, I might be interested, is it cards, or perhaps something else. ;)

LMAO... you beat me to it Alty :)

Here Alice! Hold my hand... we are going to the mooon Alice!

YouTube - Bellagio Fountains Frank Sinatra Fly Me to the Moon Vegas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cG1c3QB8jMY)

Shhhh... Duckman... don't tell Alty that isn't really what the moon looks like!. I will trade you something later k?. shhhh! ;)

Mmm, the potatoes are cut and boiling, not much longer now and I'll be having roast duck. I can't wait, it's been a while. And might I remind you who started all this, Started, get it, could it be Starty? We are after all Canducks, at least you are my fine feathered friend. ;)

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Can't wait! :D

LMAO...................you beat me to it Alty :)


Once in a while I do get lucky. ;)

Just once in awhile Alice? It's cold on the moon. You might be getting it less than you think! Mwaahahahaha!

Starby bad, bad Starby, really naughty ducky! ;)

It's cold on the moon, yes, but that will make it even more likely, body heat keeps you warm and snug, yup like a wee bug, I'm not worried. ;)

How's the gravity on the moon, that would be something that could thwart my evil plan. ;)

Well I don't think the moon suit would be all that sexy on you. You would have to sleep in a crater, and watch out for cow patties when that cow jumps over everynite. I also hear there are a lot of mice up there! I would watch out for the blue moon! I figure it's a contagious medical condition!

Once in a while I do get lucky. ;)


Me too :D

Me too :D

Oh... me too! The lottery odds are great sometimes! :D

Me too :D

Dangit, I practically gift wrapped that one for you. Why don't I just give up trying to outwit you? Na, it's more fun this way. ;)

At least admit that once in a while, I do give you a run for your money, right? I hope so, I'd hate to think that I'm old and senile. ;)

The potatoes need to be seasoned and fried, mmmmm, going to be so good with the roast. Sadly, not roast duck, but roast beef is just as good. :) Are you two hungry now?

After dinner we might go to Festival Place to see the fireworks, it's a bit late for the kids, so we'll play it by ear. Sydney's little friend is visiting the neighbour (his girlfriends daughter) so she won't want to leave. They've seen fireworks before, so no biggy, if they're having fun I'll let them continue. ;)

I'll be back later.

Did anything I said make sense? I'm a wee bit tipsy. Oh look, the screen is moving. :D

Are you getting wobbly Alice? They set off those fireworks from the moon you know! Just go with the flow! :: preetty colors:: ::Alice sleeeppyyy:: Moon Pies Gooood! ::yuck yuck:: ::spit:: Oops, those were "cow" pies"!

Dangit, I practically gift wrapped that one for you. Why don't I just give up trying to outwit you? Na, it's more fun this way. ;)

At least admit that once in a while, I do give you a run for your money, right? I hope so, I'd hate to think that I'm old and senile. ;)



Alty
You and starby definitely keep me on my toes :)

Do Ducks have toes Duckman? This will keep you on your toes!

YouTube - Dancing Duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yt0t_3HMYQ)

Do Ducks have toes Duckman?? This will keep you on your toes!!

YouTube - Dancing Duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Yt0t_3HMYQ)

LOL... very good , a Michael Jackson Duck :)

Eeeekkk! Michael Jackson and a Duck... hmmmm... poor Bobo the Chimp... now there are Ducks involved in his 3 ringed circus too!

What's... going on in here?!

Hey sneezy... you'll have to ask these crazy girls :D

I'm soooo sorry, but Duckman make me do it! ;)

YouTube - Queer Duck (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5NTBYNQyFA)

Hey friend! Duck... mj... what?!

Oh, just wanted to brag...

Pictures from my new apartment:

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I'm pretty confused too Sneezy. It just gets more and more random with every visit. You'd have to move in permaently to ever fully understand what goes down in this crazy castle.

They're eating dancing ducks or something. :P

Niiiice! I love the courtyard! I would be spending a whole lot ot time out there Sneezy!

Alty, it says your new thread was discontinued...

Night all, maybe one night I can get some decent sleep...

I'm pretty confused too Sneezy. It just gets more and more random with every visit. You'd have to move in permaently to ever fully understand what goes down in this crazy castle.

They're eating dancing ducks or something. :P

They are trying to B'BQ me Kal... heeeelllppp me! We can take them on! Uhmmm... we can right?

Alty, it says your new thread was discontinued..........

Night all, maybe one night I can get some decent sleep.......

Does it really? Holy cow! Why? She was asking for advice?!

G'nite String Man... get a good sleep! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!

Does it really?? Holy cow! Why?? She was asking for advice?!!

I tried to click on her thread from her post here and it said that it "wasn't available.":confused:

Maybe the reputation of you two has preceded you... Mmmmmmaaaaaaaaahahah... sorry very tired, no handcuffs pleaseeeee. I have DUCK... yep a duck leg.

I tried to click on her thread from her post here and it said that it "wasn't available.":confused:

Maybe the reputation of you two has preceded you.........Mmmmmmaaaaaaaaahahah...sorry very tired, no handcuffs pleaseeeee. I have DUCK....yep a duck leg.


Yes, you're right... it's gone! I don't understand the politics here I guess. I don't think that was fair. She honestly wanted opinions. She wasn't trying to start an argument and she deliberately left out names to protect who the message was from. I guess we really have to mind our P's and Q's, even though we are on here to try and give rational and helpful advice to those that are in need of it. Although it might not always be helpful, or taken, I thought this was a site for help and differing opinions!

EDIT: And I assumed member discusions was just that... discusions!

Hey Stringer... I can wiggle through handcuffs! Give me my leg back... thankyou my dear! :D

Wow Sneezy! That looks luxurious!

And no eating Starby! Also, I doubt you can find handcuffs small enough to fit a duck. :P

Wow Sneezy! That looks luxurious!

And no eating Starby! Also, I doubt you can find handcuffs small enough to fit a duck. :P


My bad. These would probably work:

I wiggled out Kal... I've got the perps tied up in the west wing in the dungeon now! They won't be able to DUCK out... they need to SIMMER down! ;)

Hey Guy, Oatmeal cookies huh? Well, I can see where the writers block could come in, I mean, oatmeal cookies, how much attacking can they do? Now, chocolate chip, that's a whole other story.

Well the Block is coming from the fact that I really have no plot, And oatmeal cookies can be evil, since they are oatmealish.. they should be healthy but since their in a cookie their not..

Idk where I'm going with it yet, But I'm going to acutally put a serious effort into it. Its just something to do While I waste away Summer or I get a call a call back for hopefully a jOb interview

Well seeing as the theme for the day is "Ducks" why not a duck joke...

A woman brought a very limp duck to the veterinarian's office. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet duck Cuddles has passed away."


The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"


"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.


"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."


The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.


As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.


The vet patted the lab and led it out of the exam room. He returned a few moments later with a cat.


The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.


The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."


Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.


The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. She screamed, "$150.00!" "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"


The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00."

Boooooo... ohhh... booooo... LMAO! Get back to the dungeon Duckman! LOL!

EDIT: Pretty Fireworks! I'll be baaaccckkk!

A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey where'd you get the pig?"
The women says "This isn't a pig it's a duck"
And the bartender says "No, I was talking to the duck!"

Ooooh, M, that was so bad that I actually laughed. :)

So my thread is gone, I'm not surprised. I took out the names of the people involved, with exception to me, so really, I was the only one who could have been hurt by posting that thread. I just wanted to know what I had said wrong, what I could have said that was so obviously misread. I guess I'm not allowed to ask for opinions or advice. Okay, yes, a bit mad.

Other people on this site (no names, and watch, this post will be deleted) have started threads about PM's that people have sent them, and they did not delete the name of the person, those threads are still active, the fighting is going on and on and on, and they haven't been deleted. Are there different rules for different people, or am I being paranoid? Just because your paranoid doesn't mean they aren't really out to get you. ;)

Should I start a thread asking what was wrong with my thread?

A woman walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey where'd you get the pig?"
The women says "This isn't a pig it's a duck"
and the bartender says "No, I was talking to the duck!"


"Point of no return", I love that movie. ;)

Okay, bad joke;

A man walks into a bar with an alligator. The bartender says "Sir, I'm sorry, but that alligator can't stay."

The man says, "This alligator is friendly, honestly, it wouldn't hurt a fly, let me show you."

The man pull down his pants, puts his, shall we say "privates" into the alligators mouth, shuts the alligators mouth and starts hitting it on the head with a stick. He opens the alligators mouth and voilà, everything is fine and still where it should be.

He says to the crowd, "Does anyone else want to try this?"

A little old lady puts her hand up and says, "I do, but don't be beating me on the head with no stick." ;)

I'm the ghost.
Having been in a few online fights and with a few post removed, my advice is.. you got your point(very effectivley) across just let it drop.

I'm the ghost.
Having been in a few online fights and with a few post removed, my advice is .. you got your point(very effectivley) across just let it drop.

I tend to agree , I come on here to give advise where I can and have fun interacting with all you guys. If I came on here and got upset with anyone I wouldn't even bother to be honest. Your just fueling his/her ego by continuing on with it.

"

A little old lady puts her hand up and says, "I do, but don't be beating me on the head with no stick." ;)


LMAO... now that's funny :)

I'm the ghost.
Having been in a few online fights and with a few post removed, my advice is .. you got your point(very effectivley) across just let it drop.

I will drop it, because obviously I'm not going to get anywhere this way. I really wasn't trying to get my point across, I really just wanted to know what I said that would warrant that type of response. I don't know, and I guess I never will.

I admit that I can be pig-headed, and when I get angry I don't back down. That may have something to do with being beaten down one time too many long ago. I will not stand by and let someone be rude or ignorant at someone else's expense. If I'm wrong I'll admit it, I guess I expect the same of others, maybe I expect too much.

Sorry guys, honestly, I won't talk about it anymore, just had to get that off my chest. I'm mad about this, because it really doesn't seem fair to me, but what do I know?

Maybe I should take a break from AMHD, maybe it's time to throw in the towel.

Maybe I should take a break from AMHD, maybe it's time to throw in the towel.

Not while I'm still around... we all lub you too much Alty :)

I tend to agree , I come on here to give advise where I can and have fun interacting with all you guys. If I came on here and got upset with anyone I wouldn't even bother to be honest. Your just fueling his/her ego by continuing on with it.


Dangit, you're right M, as always (don't let that comment go to your head).;)

As for leaving, that was a bad Alty moment. I need to make an effort to stay away from this person, far, far away. I won't engage in any more "conversations" with this person, in fact, this person doesn't exist, at least not to me. I'll do what I do, and talk to all of you. You guys mean too much to me for me to just give up. Have I told you all that lately?

The fact that I really, really think of you all as friends, well that's pretty amazing. I never thought I'd have friends that I met on the internet, not in a million years. I mean, it's the internet, you hear all sorts of bad things, but having met all of you, getting to know all of you, well, there's nothing bad about that. I adore all of you, I really do, you are friends, true friends, I hope you all know that.

Great, now I'm crying. What the heck is wrong with me? :o

Not while I'm still around.................... we all lub you too much Alty :)

Right back at you M, right back at you. :)

Don't leave us Alty!

Without having actually read this thread, I'm going to take a stab in the dark and suggest that you said something a little too blunty for certain hyper-sensitive members.

The reason YOUR post got deleted while others haven't, is probably because such people decided it was inappropriate and said so.

Don't leave us Alty!

Without having actually read this thread, I'm gonna take a stab in the dark and suggest that you said something a little too blunty for certain hyper-sensitive members.

The reason YOUR post got deleted while others haven't, is probably because such people decided it was inappropriate and said so.

Thanks Kal.

I had a moment, it's passed, I'm okay now.

Blunt is my middle name. ;)

Okay, no more. I'm done. Happy castle talk now. No more crap I can't do anything about. Thanks for setting me straight guys, I needed that swift kick in the butt. ;):)

Jokes, jokes, must tell jokes;

Okay, another bad one, and don't be mad;

Q: Why did the rubber fly across the room?

A: It was pissed off. :p


I told you it was bad. :o

Great, now I'm crying. What the heck is wrong with me? :o

Oh you cry baby :) Here have a tissue...

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Okay, another bad one, and don't be mad;

Q: Why did the rubber fly across the room?

A: It was pissed off. :p


I told you it was bad. :o

Lol. That's awful!

And I totally failed to get it the first time I read it... that's even more awful!

If we're into lame jokes...

Q. How many elephants can you fit in a mini?
A. 4. Two in the front and 2 in the back.

Q. How can you tell if an elephant's beewn in your fridge?
A. There are footprints in the butter.

Q.How can you tell if two elephants have been in your fridge?
A. Two set of footprints in the butter.

Q.How can you tell if three elephants have been in your fridge?
A. Three set of footprints in the butter.

Q.How can you tell if four elephants have been in your fridge?
A. There's a mini parked out the front.

M, Kal, thanks, I needed that. :)

If it weren't for all of you, I'd be gone, I really would. Thank God for you guys. :)

::tear:: M, pass the tissue. ;)

Kal... oh Kal , now they are bad LOL. Here are some more bad ones , I've posted these before but you may not have seen them :)

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought
"he's trying to pull a fast one".



So I said to this train driver "I want to go to
Paris".
He said "Eurostar?" I said "I've been on telly but I'm
no Dean Martin".



So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to
do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".



So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (former World Chess champion) and there
Was a check tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt. He said,
"You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take
that as a condiment".



Do you know I've got a friend who's fallen in love
With two schoolbags, he's bisatchel?


But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can
Hardly contain myself.



Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and
A couple of seconds later they come alight again, well
The other day there was a fire at the factory that
Makes them.



So I said, "Do you want a game of Darts?" he said "OK
then", I said, "Nearest to bull starts". He said
"Baa", I said "Moo", he said, "You're closest".



You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt
Saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.




The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of
Snow. I rang her up, I said, "Do you get my drift?"



So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want
to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",
He said, "Those are pickled onions".



So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came
Up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle
like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC
duck".



But I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I
Entered a competition and I won a years supply of
Marmite.. one jar.



Now did you know that if a stick insect laid its eggs
In a jar of marmite it would give birth to a litter of twiglets?



So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house
and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I
need, a Je-hoover's witness".



You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,
He's a catholic converter. > > >


So I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to
report a nuisance caller" he said "Not you again".


Now did you know all male tennis players are witches, for example Goran, even he's a witch?


So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman
Wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"

And my personal favourite

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload
Of terrapins, I thought, "That's a turtle disaster".

Seen them before, loved them then, love them still. Hee, hee, giggling, laughing, ooh, I might have peed a bit. Not good.

On that note, another really bad one, don't blame me, it's Wiggy's (Kal, that's my hubby);

Q: What does an old lady taste like?

A: Depends. ;);)

Really, I could do this all night guys, I've got books full of this crap. :)

On that note, another really bad one, don't blame me, it's Wiggy's (Kal, that's my hubby);

Q: What does an old lady taste like?

A: Depends. ;);)



:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

M. Oh god... I wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry. :D

And Alty... SO NOT COOL! My mind... you've soiled it forever!

:P :D

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I warned you. Wiggy has a sick sense of humor. ;)

And one of my fav's;

Confucius says,"man who goes to bed with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger."

Okay, I guess I'm going to get Starby's thread deleted too. These jokes are horrible. They sound so much better when spoken, and drunk, in the dark, when you are sleepy. Really, you'll have to take my word on that. ;)

Ok kids, I've got to head off.
I'll see you lovely (if a little odd on occasion) people later.

Keep fighting Alty.

And Alty... SO NOT COOL! My mind... you've soiled it forever!

:P :D


Aw, sorry Kal, I didn't mean to give you a dirty mind. I guess I just rub off on people. Not always in a good way. ;);)

Okay, clean jokes from now on. You'll have to give me a minute, I don't have any off hand. ;)

Ok kids, I've got to head off.
I'll see you lovely (if a little odd on occasion) people later.

Keep fighting Alty.

I'm retiring the gloves, but I'll be here. Thanks Kal. :)

Ok kids, I've got to head off.
I'll see you lovely (if a little odd on occasion) people later.

Keep fighting Alty.

See you Kal... you still haven't found me to give me that wedgie ;)

You all DO know that I can't type and talk to Alty on the phone at the same time right?. Yuo undrestrand... razlkaaon... kjhrirb... hgoien... Understand? LOL!! ;)

Funny Starby, I've had 3 beer, I'm talking to you, and my little fingers are floating on the keyboard with the greatest of ease. No probs here. Okie Dokie?:D :D :p

M, here's your wedgie;

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OUCH! ;)

You all DO know that I can't type and talk to Alty on the phone at the same time right??...Yuo undrestrand....razlkaaon...kjhrirb...hgoien...Unde rstand?? LOL!!! ;)

I understood all that perfectly starby :)

Wow, you two are meant for each other. Pack your bags and go to Ozzie land Starby, do it, do it, do it! :);)

Today was a crazy day. I'm out for the night.

Huh, imagine... a 22 year old heading to bed earlier than... 27 year olds. Imagine those odds.

Once again the 27 comment. I'm putting you in my will Sneezy. What do you want, the TV, the trailer, the truck, the van, you name it baby, it's yours. :);)

Eeeeek, got to go. Time for bed. Sydney's at a sleep over, her first. Mommy (me) is a bundle of nerves. Should go sleep, if I can.

Goodnight all, thanks for letting me vent, thanks for listening, and thanks for all the support. Lub all of you so much. Take care. Talk to you tomorrow. Be good.

Muwah (that's a kiss) and a big hug.

Alty :)

Night all I'm out as well , sleep well :)

I understood all that perfectly starby :)

I KNEW you would un-drestand Duckman! Hey!. how 'bout... "You and me go Quackin in the dark."... We can lie on our backs and count the stars, and quack all night!! " Hahahaha! ;)

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You know I'm just having fun with you right M?. aka... Duckman, Batman, Francine, Franny, Franny Pants, Fran Man,. more to follow! ;) :D

Morning all. Morning yuck, it's morning. YAWN!

My daughter had her first sleep over last night. It's 9:30am and I haven't heard from her yet. She's two houses away and I'm a nervous wreck. I know, what a big baby Mommy is, but she's only 5, isn't she supposed to have separation anxiety? Why am I having separation anxiety? She's fine, I miss her, she's great, I'm worried. Okay Mom, relax already, she's having fun. I need more coffee. ;)

Heh. I'm sure she's fine. I remember my first sleepover... ah, good times.

Ooo... sleepovers... fun. :) Singing into the hairbrush, testing out the new crimping iron, new makeup styles, and talking about boys...

:)

Morning guys~!

HAH! I could see alty's 5-year old now...

Girl 1: Did you see Michael's new Hot Wheels?!
Girl 2: Yeah! Man, I wouldn't mind playing house with THAT guy.
Alty's girl: Psh, so what, he just has a corvette. I'm looking for a lambo...

Hee, hee, Sneezy, love it.

Sydney would go for the makeup, but the boy talk and hair curling, not so much. Boys are still icky. ;)

I'm off to caribou coffee to finish writing my personal statement! Anyone want to read it afterwards? It's only... 4 pages long :)

I will, send it to my email. :)

Let's play a game...

I have...
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Writers block Sneezy?

YES!! Congrats!!

I'm bored alty. Watcha doing?

Hey guys :)

Hi hc! Watcha doing? I'm bored.

I just went to get my daughter back. Now she's crying in her room, actually crying is an understatement, she's screaming. Her friend is going to the lake for the day, they are staying overnight, Sydney wanted to go, but it's just not possible today. She's mad at me, really mad. She'll get over it. Five is a hard age, but it's still better than 15.;)

Do I get a prize for getting the riddle? ;)

Yes. Your prize was Sydney... although I never guaranteed in what condition she'll be back in.

Oof. Screaming 5 year olds. Always makes me wonder if I'll ever have children.

Well seeing as the theme for the day is "Ducks" why not a duck joke.............

A woman brought a very limp duck to the veterinarian's office. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet duck Cuddles has passed away."


The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"


"Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.


"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."


The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.


As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.


The vet patted the lab and led it out of the exam room. He returned a few moments later with a cat.


The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.


The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."


Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.


The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. She screamed, "$150.00!" "$150 just to tell me my duck is dead!"


The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $150.00."


Loved it buddy...

Hiiiiiii Sneezy... (spoken with flirty undertones)... how YOU doing?

I'm still loving my new job! :D

Heh. I wish I had a job.

<--- jobless.

I'm doing fine. And you? ;)

Would be much better if you were here to bring me coffee and that sweet smile! ;)

(Yup, Newly jobbed HC = flirty, happy HC)

When she's not screaming she's a sweetheart, and she doesn't scream often. But when she is screaming, look out, she's got her mother's temper. Poor kid, it will either get her far in life, or get her into allot of trouble. ;)

She's also very bright. Example;

When Sydney was three we went to Subway for lunch. Jared got a cola in a can. He put his straw into the can, and of course the straw rose to the top. He pushed it in, it rose to the top, he was getting frustrated. Jared says "Mom, why won't the straw stay in the cola can?" Sydney says "Jared, the soda is carbonated, the bubbles are pushing your straw out." Mommy sat there with a blank look on her face for a minute, were did my 3 year old pick that up? Sydney mistook the blank look for confusion, and proceeded to explain how carbonation works. What shows is she watching that I don't know about? ;)

C'mon HC, when are you NOT flirty with me ;)

I wish I could be there. I'd be more than glad to bring you coffee and a massage for that view of the ocean from your office.

I'm currently stuck with the view of a gas station on the patio of a starbucks... writing about what my life would have been like had I joined the navy..

Got to go for a bit. Back later. Be good. :)

Alty:

... that's amazing! My friends, to this day, STILL ask me questions about things like that.

You got a bright bright girl... and from the looks of that picture, a heartbreaker as well...

Time for that cabin in the woods soon.

Sneezy in uniform... yummy... ;)

Ok, yeah... I guess I am typically flirty... sad. Its just because I'm a writer and can write the flirtiness. The flirting stops when my hands leave the keyboard... :D

Kal...................oh Kal , now they are bad LOL. Here are some more bad ones , I've posted these before but you may not have seen them :)

I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah, I thought
"he's trying to pull a fast one".



So I said to this train driver "I want to go to
Paris".
He said "Eurostar?" I said "I've been on telly but I'm
no Dean Martin".



So I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to
do the splits?"
He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays".



So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (former World Chess champion) and there
was a check tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the salt. He said,
"You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take
that as a condiment".



Do you know I've got a friend who's fallen in love
with two schoolbags, he's bisatchel?


But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can
hardly contain myself.



Now you know those trick candles that you blow out and
a couple of seconds later they come alight again, well
the other day there was a fire at the factory that
makes them.



So I said, "Do you want a game of Darts?" he said "OK
then", I said, "Nearest to bull starts". He said
"Baa", I said "Moo", he said, "You're closest".



You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt
saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox.




The other day I sent my girlfriend a huge pile of
snow. I rang her up, I said, "Do you get my drift?"



So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want
to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it",
he said, "Those are pickled onions".



So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came
up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle
like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC
duck".



But I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I
entered a competition and I won a years supply of
marmite .. one jar.



Now did you know that if a stick insect laid its eggs
in a jar of marmite it would give birth to a litter of twiglets?



So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house
and talk about your carpets?" I thought, "That's all I
need, a Je-hoover's witness".



You see my next door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,
he's a catholic converter. > > >


So I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to
report a nuisance caller" he said "Not you again".


Now did you know all male tennis players are witches, for example Goran, even he's a witch?


So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman
wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"

And my personal favourite

So a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload
of terrapins, I thought, "That's a turtle disaster".



M... aaaaaaaaaah M, I have always held you and your intellect in the highest esteem my very good friend... please let us not lower the bar, I can see another of my "idols" may have clay feet? Naw, just a caught up in the moment... right?

I'm going to push these kids onto the street. I really will. God help me.

Sneezy dear... "No touchy!" Get yourself an Americano with an extra shot and take a deep breath. :)

::looks around::

... are you watching me?

I... JUST got an venti americano with a shot.

... where are you?

Seriously?? That's my favorite drink... I only recommend the best!

Don't I wish I was right around the corner! Course, that would put you on the beach, soaking up the rays... :)

Man, I kind of really want to go to the beach now...

Spirit airlines is having a sale... $1.11 each way from atl to fort lauderdale. Shall I pull the trigger?

$1.11?? Are you joking? That's awesome! DO IT! :)

Yes, but where will I stay?

::suggestively nudges::

LOL! I'm a tad of a ways from Ft. Laud...

Although... I've always been fond of tents... wonder what a tent on the beach would be like?

alty:

...that's amazing! My friends, to this day, STILL ask me questions about things like that.

You got a bright bright girl...and from the looks of that picture, a heartbreaker as well...

time for that cabin in the woods soon.

Ya, she's pretty smart, actually scary smart. She started reading when she was around 2, and her memory, well, it's amazing. Along with intelligence come problems, when you're five, and you do have some sense, you feel you can do anything, but hey, Mommy still realizes that you are five, and not ready to do anything. I don't want to hold her back, I don't want to push her forward, but it's hard to keep her in the middle. I just want her to be a kid right now, and she is, but there are times that I look into her 5 year old eyes and see an adult staring back at me. It's humbling. ;)

Go Sneezy... Go Sneezy... do it... do it... do it!

$1.11 Whaaaaaaatttt??

What am I doing? Am I flying to ft. laud or am I pushing the kid into the street? Which one starbs??

LOL!.

Again, I pose the question...

Which one would make you feel better in the morning?? :)

(Hi starby!)

I'm out of here, y'all. Talk tomorrow!

JR Kisses for all!

Bye HC!

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Hm. It's 5pm here... but I'm incredibly bored and I am at a writer's wall.. . shall I nap?

Zzzzzzzzzzz... You might wake up with a clearer head! ;)

Bye HC!

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Sneezy? Where did you go to find that link? My sister wants to know. She said she went to Spirit.com or whatever... but all she got was the $9 fare club. Where did you find it? She is getting married, and that would be great for their honeymoon!

EDIT: She found it Sneezy!

Sweet. :)

Hm. I'm feeling quite useless today. Want to play a game starb?

What game do you want to play Sir Sneeze?

Ionno. But from the looks of it, you're gone!

... YOU'RE GONE!!

Hm. I think I'm going to go... do... something.

I'm not gone... I'm hiding! LOL!

How about some inspiration?

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Some interesting quotes Stringer! A good read!

Some interesting quotes Stringer! A good read!

Welcome..

I figured from what I have been reading here... lately in our Castle of Doom... I could bring some sunshine. (Then again maybe just opening up one of these dirty, dusting 'ol curtains would be... ):rolleyes:

I think everyone has been swimming in the moat Stringy! We've been missing some people! Could it be that the CROCODILES have gotten them? They should know they can't escape! Mwaahahaha!

You know I'm just havin fun with you right M?...aka...Duckman, Batman, Francine, Franny, Franny Pants, Fran Man,...more to follow!! ;) :D

LOL... of course I do Bucky Beaver :)

HHmmmm... I'm going to regret that I think!!

M............aaaaaaaaaah M, I have always held you and your intellect in the highest esteem my very good friend.....please let us not lower the bar, I can see another of my "idols" may have clay feet? Naw, just a caught up in the moment...right?

Stringer
Works for me :)

Stringer
works for me :)

I figured M... we need to support each other or we are fodder... :rolleyes:

Or crocodile food. ;)

How is everyone?

P.S. I'm hiding. ;)

HELLOOOOO alty!

I'm good. A new and exciting (by this I mean extremely boring) change in my life... apparently I'm not eating enough. :( so... I made myself go out and eat a monster burger. Sucker made me feel a bit queasy...

Now I'm at DD "writing"

I'm a DD, oh, wait, you didn't mean that. ;)

A big juicy burger, mmmmm, I had pizza. I guess eating healthy will have to wait until tomorrow.

You better start eating properly young man, don't make Aunty Alty come to Atl and force feed you cheesecake and chocolate. I will, you know I will. ;)

I'd like to see you come try! Heh.

Mmm watcha doin>

Why I'm talking to you dear Sneezy. ;)

The kids are outside, water fight. I would go play, but they kicked my butt yesterday, they won hands down, I still haven't recovered. Of course they cheated, two against one, not fair. ;)

I will come force feed you if I have to. I'll bring the kids, and their water guns, now eat! :)

::tip toes in quietly:: BOOOOOO!!

Ahhh, sneaky invisible Starby, you think you're sooooo sneaky. Well I too have cloaking powers, yup I do. Can you see me, I'm hiding. ;):)

You guys are ridiculous. And I JUST ATE!! I'm feeling QUITE uncomfortable by how much I just ate. Can't sit properly.

LOL..............of course I do Bucky Beaver :)

HHmmmm.............I'm gonna regret that I think !!!

I think I'll shorten Duckman, and just call you Bill! LOL! Naw, that's boring. I will combine Batman and Duckman, and call you Dat Man! Heehee!. to be continued!

That man? Wouldn't you rather just be called buckman instead?

By the way, I still have no idea where this originated from...

Sneezy sweetie, you have to find a happy medium, just enough food. ;)

You said you haven't been eating properly, and then you eat a big greasy burger, your body just isn't accustomed to it, and it's fighting back. Okay, why am I telling you this, you already know this. Mommy Alty's work is never done, I need to get out of Mommy mode, get to whipgirl mode. :)

You know, that's really bizarre... I kind of like the mommy alty.

I think sometime during the day, as I was feeling lazy, I thought... "I miss the way mom used to make snacks for me..."

dat man? wouldn't you rather just be called buckman instead?

btw, I still have no idea where this originated from...

Hahaha! Buckman! I believe this is all Joe's fault, lol. It started with Francine, and then apparently, totally out of character for me ;), I started giving new names to everyone! You wait Sir Sneeze, you may have a new one soon too! Bawhahaha!

dat man? wouldn't you rather just be called buckman instead?

btw, I still have no idea where this originated from...


It's hard to explain, it's almost impossible, I was there, actually kind of started it, and I'm still confused.

It all started on a hot Canada day, July 1, when an innocent young lady named Starty, decided to wish a happy Canada day to all her Canadian friends. Now, the Canadians are a weird breed, they call themselves "canucks" yup, they surely do eh. ;)

Well, the sweet young Miss Starty decided that she would us the Canadian vernacular, but instead of Canucks, she said Canducks. A fatal error.

Little Starby Duck said "I'm a duck?" In that cute little innocent duck like way that she does.

Well, Evil Alty, hungry, ravenous really, and looking for a meal, realized that there was a perfectly good duck in the castle, and that she hadn't had roast duck in quite some time.

Alty brewed a "bath" and invited little Starby duck to sit back and relax, enjoy the bubbles. Alty cut up some potatoes and waited.

Sadly, Starby duck had other plans, and Evil Alty has been chasing her ever since.

So Sir Sneezy, do you like duck? Shall we join forces. I'll cook. :D

I LOVE duck.

Starduck... Mmmmm

Ooooh, I can't believe I didn't come up with Starduck, dangit, it was right in front of me. ;)

How could you not?

Now alty, I really don't see you as a duck...

More like... peasant? Alteasant? Perhaps RABBIT? Altabbit?

Rabbit? Me? No way, I'm an owl, you know, a predator, I feed on wee mice and, wait, owls eat rabbits. Okay, I'm a tiger, yup, a tiger, I slink around and eat wildabeast and, wait, they eat rabbits too. Okay, I'm a wolf, a sleek, beautiful she wolf, I eat, no way, not another one. Okay, I'm a rabbit, a fast rabbit, a really fast, really smart, not going to get eaten, rabbit. :)

::Waaaahhhhh:: Starduck? I sound like a dish on a Chinese Food Restaurant menu! I want to eat the Chinese food... I don't want to be a dish! Baaaddd Sneezy... Baaaadddd Alty! ::Waaaahhhh::

Aw, poor Starduck, it's okay. Come here, I'll give you a hug, you can cry on my shoulder.

Quick, Sneezy, grab her and stick her in the oven! Muwahahahahahaha.

I can see it now. You sit down at a chinese restaurant... ask the waiter for the special... in his extremely asian accent:

Wee hab po yoo... stah duk.

I can see it now. You sit down at a chinese restaurant...ask the waiter for the special...in his extremely asian accent:

Wee hab po yoo...stah duk.

ROFLMAO!!

Stah duk. LMAO! Stah duk, it's fun to say, let's say it again. STAH DUK! :)

Ducky, are you okay? ;)

Oooh, time to add some more seasoning, you're coming along nicely my fine feathered friend. :)

This is fun.

::I can't... I can'ttt... breaaathhh:: ::Cough... cough... gurgle... gurgle:: ::Open lid,. OPEN LID:: ::getting sleepy... very sleepy::

Lullaby, and good night, close your eyes little ducky. ;)

You'll wake up in a bed of leeks and potatoes...

... or you won't. Heh

If I hear another 14 year old kid saying she might be pregnant, I'm going to hurt someone.

I see you went to that thread as well, or is there another? Please tell me there isn't another.

14, go play with your dolls, that's the only kind of baby a 14 year old should have.

I feel your pain Sneezy, what's this world coming to?

It's okay now! DatMan came to save the day! You can't outwit DatMan! You can all go eat dirt! Pppthhhhbbbtttt! :p

you'll wake up in a bed of leeks and potatoes...

...or you won't. heh

if I hear another 14 year old kid saying she might be pregnant, I'm going to hurt someone.

I'll join you... geeeezzzzz! Unreal! Where are these kids parents?

I'll join you....geeeezzzzz! Unreal!! Where are these kids parents?

They're at the playground :rolleyes:

They're at the playground :rolleyes:

Uh huh! I believe it's a special playground where they serve drinks, wear thongs above the top of their jeans, meet with the drug dealers on the corner, and do the bump and grind on the playground dance floor. Wait... I think that is a regular playground! :eek:

It's sad. My son is 9, does that mean I have 5 years left before he becomes sexually active, or is that wishful thinking, will it be sooner?

We have "the talk" whenever he's willing to listen, or asks questions. So far we have a good foundation, he still at the "mommy knows everything" stage. But 14, that's when they know everything, or at least think they do. I remember being 14, I wasn't an angel, and no one could tell me that I should stop what I was doing. Bad things didn't happen to me, they happened to other people, or at least that's what I told myself. I got lucky, lived to tell the tale, but now I just shake my head.

The question is, how do you get through to a 14 year old, because we're just old fuddy duddy's that want to ruin their fun. Not so fun when you're 14 and pregnant.

They're at the playground :rolleyes:

Not far from the truth M, sadly not far at all. Parents today believe that they can just let their kids do whatever they want. As long as mommy and daddy can go out and have fun, who cares what junior and princess are doing. All of a sudden Princess comes home pregnant, and junior has an STD, and the parents are mad. "Where did we go wrong?". Really? Do you want a list, because I can provide you with one, no prob. ;)

If they don't grow up in a stable home, and they don't have rules to live by and someone they can talk to, they want attention, and will get it wherever they can! Also, they think they are bulletproof... like we all did at that age. Only now, things have changed, and there is so many more temptations to do things that are bad, and sometimes even deadly for them.

Whewww glad I wasn't incriminated in that duck scheme... I am innocent.

Okay, did I scare everyone away? Sorry. :(

I have to go for a bit. Time for the munchkins to go to beddy bye. I'll be back later. Be good, no getting pregnant or impregnanting while I'm gone. ;)

We will try Alice! Can't make any promises! LOL!

Whewww glad I wasn't incriminated in that duck scheme......I am innocent.

Inncocent, well, maybe. The question is, would you like to join us for dinner Stringer? Roast duck. MMMMMMMM. :)

Got to go. Later all. :)

I somehow think String Man may have been an accomplice! I betcha he was the one that went shopping for the leeks and potatoes! You really didn't go to Lowe's yesterday did you Stringy?

I somehow think String Man may have been an accomplice! I betcha he was the one that went shopping for the leeks and potatoes!! You really didn't go to Lowes yesterday did you Stringy?

Well, me and the duck go way back, just ask Start...

Well, me and the duck go way back, just ask Start......

I had to go outside and play ball with Niki... she insisted! There is nothing like a bossy Dog! I even tried quacking at her... she just looked at me weird! :rolleyes:

Okay, I'm bored Batman! I have to respond to a letter my mother wrote me... and I'm not liking it! I've been putting it off all day... uuurrrggghhh! She's not happy with me, and after talking to Alty, and a few others, they think the situation should be the other way around... ::sigh:: What's a girl do to? I know I'm going to get flack no matter what I say! My parents didn't call me on my B'day, or since. I only got an angry email this morning.

EDIT: It's pub time isn't it? LOL!. I didn't notice the time.

Hey Starbykins, did you respond to the infamous email? If so, how did it go. Just remember, you are not the one that's wrong, it's your parents, but they don't have the whole story, or at least your Dad doesn't. Use your second language (sarcasm) obviously being honest hasn't worked.

Did you read the copy I sent you? I haven't sent it yet! I'm sitting here LMAO right now at something KP wrote. Oh, he is too funny!

I haven't checked my email yet, I'll do that now and get back to you. :)

Or, you could call me. You know you want to. ;):)

Helloooo?

::knock knock::

Hello? Anyone?

Friend? You're not in the corner today?. what's going on today?

... ok, I'm back to studying...

Correction. I'm going to start studying...

Sneezy, M's still sleeping, he'll be on in around 5 hours. ;):)

Studying? Yuck, I hate studying.

I hate studying too!

This speaks volumes of how I'll enjoy med school.

I'd rather clean than study.

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You know, stringer, I've never seen a three stooges show in my life. Weird huh?

I don't know if you guys have seen this:

YouTube - Bear cub falling asleep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y18EcgSVYNw)

Too cute Sneezy. My kids do that once and a while. ;)

Hey Stringer, how you doing? ;)

Hubby's birthday is today, I need to go buy a present, or should I just greet him at the door with a red ribbon wrapped around me? Remember, I have kids, they'll be up, so, should I? ;)

You know, stringer, I've never seen a three stooges show in my life. Weird huh?

I don't know if you guys have seen this:

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I think I know that feeling! LOL! The bobbing head, almost falling off your chair and you catch yourself at the last minute feeling. :p

How's tricks kids? It's hooottttt here today! I have both AC's going full blast, and it's still 80 degrees in my house! :eek:

Everybody's gone :( I just got a call from my old partner in crime, whom I haven't seen in yrs! She is in town, and we are going to get together either tonight or tomorrow, and go tear up the town! :D I can't wait! I haven't been out for a girls night on the town for ages! Be on the watch for two women on a mission! LOL!

Did you read the copy I sent you? I haven't sent it yet! I'm sitting here LMAO right now at something KP wrote. Oh, he is too funny!!
I hear he's also handsome, bullet-proof, and has powers of invisibility.

Well... drink enough tequilla and its true.

LOL! You made me LMAO this morn, invisible man! Mr. Pi$$y Pants... LOL!

Yeah... pi$$ypants... man...

If you could have been in the room when she called me that. I stopped in my tracks, paused, kicked the ramifications around in my head, and decided I just could not let that go... so when I told her, speaking slowly and clearly "i...am...NOT...mr pi$$ypants" she looked at me trying to hold back the laughter and said a pathetic "okay"... as if she knew there was no way she could pull off a believable lie.

I mentioned the "huffy" bike, but forgot to mention she said "did you wear your grumpy pants today when riding your huffy bike?"

The girl can mess with boys heads like none other I've seen.

That's funny! I sooooo have to try that next time I get the opportunity! I can just imagine the confused look that would get... and the... uhhh... uhhh... uhhh... how can I give a witty response to that?? Ane then the eventual... I can't... oh no... what do I say now? "look." I've always used the... put your big boy pants back on, or do you need help with putting your toys back in your toy box... but that just makes them madder! LOL! But Pi$$ypants, or bunny, or huffy bike with gummy pants, would be hilarious! How does anyone respond to that?? HAHAHA!

Pi$$y pants, hee, hee. Now we have Starty pants, Franny pants and Pi$$y pants, or is that Mr. Pi$$y pants? Hee, hee. :) LMAO

LOL!. I never thought of that! We have a bunch of people wearing all sorts of different pants here! ;)

EDIT: I just said something very nice about you on another thread Alty Pants... LOL... that just makes no sense! I'm not going to tell you where or why though... bwaahahahaha!

I like sassy pants. I'm sassy, or is that silly? I'm not sure. :)

We could put the two of those together, and you could be Sissy Pants... HA HA HA! :p

You sure are cheeky for a duck. ;)

Starduck, I hear you're going out on the town. I hope you have a blast. Have a beer or two for me, and pick up a hot guy while you're there. Find the guy before you drink the beer, they all look hot after 8 beers. ;)

Yeah! My old friend Carol from BC. I think it will probably be tomorrow that we go. She called back, and is going out with a few other friends for supper tonight, and said she doesn't know how long she will be. I'll tell you about Carol sometime. Her and I went through a lot of stuff together. She's a great person, and I love her kiddos! :D

I wish I could come. Like I said, have a few beers for me. :)

Now, don't get too wild when you go out, just wild enough. Table dancing is okay, but don't remove any clothing, unless of course you think it will work. If a guy offers to buy you a drink then let him. Dance, dance, and dance, or sing along to the music if there's no dancing. Go buy yourself a new outfit, I know you want to. In short, have fun, lots of fun, goodness knows you need some fun. :) I'll be there in spirit, when you feel a little nudge, that's me. :)

:D I'm sure we will have a blast! We always have. She is the one that always kept a shovel handy if she and I ever needed a weapon, or a digging tool... LOL! That was just always a running joke between her and I. All she would have to say was... if you've got the beer... I'll bring the shovel! Baaaddd Girlz! HAHAHA! ;)

Disclaimer... this is a joke to anyone who doesn't know Miss Sarcastic Pants! :p

Hee, hee. I've got a shovel, can I come along? ;)

Hubby's still not home. Where is hubby, he's almost 1 hour late. It's his birthday, I've got his presents waiting for him, and plans to take him out for dinner. Where is he?

Maybe the guys from work took him for a drink? Where's Randy? Maybe they went to see the strippers! ;)

Randy's at work, and the guys hubby works with wouldn't take him and he wouldn't go. I'm getting worried. Where is he? :(

I'm going to log off, I'm worried about hubby, going to make a few calls. He better be okay so I can kick his butt when he gets home. ;)

I'll be back later. :)

I would venture to say it's got something to do with his B'day somehow!

Okay, call me if you need to! I hope everything is allright!

helloooo?

::knock knock::

hello? anyone?

friend? You're not in the corner today? ....what's going on today?



I'm here sneezy , was just having a snoozy :)

Hubby's home, he just had to work late, didn't call, had me worried. His butt has been kicked, now he's going to shower, and then we're going out for dinner with the kids. :)

Hey M, how you doing? ;);)

I'm good thanks Alty , hope you have a good night. Treat wiggy with care tonight ;)

With care? Well, there go my plans. ;)

LOL... poor wiggy :)

Not poor Wiggy, lucky Wiggy, trust me on this one. ;):)

He's showered, smelling pretty good, and his clothes match, so I'm taking him out to dinner. McDonalds, here we come! :);)

I'll talk to you all later, be good, I'll be watching. ;)

Anyone here? I'm back. Burp, excuse me. Dinner was great, yummy in my tummy, it was a buffet, I think I went back for one plate too many and I also had dessert. I may need to lie down for a bit. ;)

Starduck are you here, did they catch you yet, are you roasting as we speak? Gosh I hope not, I couldn't eat another bite. ;)

Ah that was quick Alty , you nearly caught me setting the cameras up :D

Eeeekkkk!. Camera's now?. Whaaaattt?

You know, stringer, I've never seen a three stooges show in my life. Weird huh?

I don't know if you guys have seen this:

YouTube - Bear cub falling asleep (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y18EcgSVYNw)


That was very cute Sneezy.. I liked it.

I think you were kidding and you do know that wasn't the Three Stooges" right Sneezy?;)

Now that I think about it... I didn't even catch that when Sneezy said the 3 Stooges! It's been a long day I guess! ;)

Like Elmo? Well...

Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day (http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=884)

Elmo was good stringer , I think this one's hilarious...


Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day (http://www.funnieststuff.net/viewmovie.php?id=879)

Holy computer freeze! Batman, are you still here? Do you know what this means? I keep on getting a pop up saying... " This app has failed to start because sdinfo.sdp was not found. Reinstalling the app may help" I don't know what the app is! I also got a virus alert, but it would nor let me delete it, or move it into the chest. What the heck?! Everything froze, and even turning the tower off manually didn't shut down my computer!

I think what it means now that I think of something else I read, it is a program that my Dad installed. Spy Dr. Suppose to be the same kind of thing as Adaware, as far as I know. HELP! I guess I should go ask someone on the computer forum, but it keeps on freezing up on me! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

Hey starby
Sorry was in a meeting for most of the afternoon.

I think the "app" thing is an Application not working. If you have an Anti virus installed I would run a system scan , that should quaratine any corrupt files you may have. Then do a scan disc and a defrag and that should at least help.

Anyway it's that time for me , 5pm Friday afternoon so I'm out of here , have a great weekend everyone , I may get on tomorrow and catch up.

Bye all :)

Thanks M, I will try to do a scan again. It doesn't want to remove anything! :( It seems I can only answer one question at a time on here now, and then it freezes up on me! I will try a defrag if I can remember how to do that.

Have a great wkd! :D

::munch munch::

::slurp::

::burp::

Morning all!

Mornin Sneezy! What are you a slurpin and a burpin on? LOL!

Goodness I could have made that a dirty comment that involved one Ms.. . uh...

Anyway, I'm eating cereal :)

My friends and I were supposed to go to the beach this morning, but we all got back around 5am this morning after watching Hancock and going to a bar... so... I think we woke up too late. Sad.

How was your night by the way?

Get your mind out of the gutter Sir Sneeze! :D

Happy 4th! There's still time to go to the beach isn't there?

We didn't go out lastnite. We are doing something later on today, or tonight I believe. Trust me, if we'd have gone out lastnite, I wouldn't be on here yet! I plan on having a REALLY good time! LOL!

I might not be on here at all tomorrow, because I'm about ready to throw my computer out onto the street!! Grrrr!

Happy 4th indeed... although some states are not allowing fireworks for disturbing the birds...

Anyway, the closest beach is about 3 - 3.5 hours a way... and we wanted to get there around 1pm... so I don't think there's time for that anymore (it's 11am now). Plus, none of my friends are actually awake.

Why are you throwing your puter out?

Yeah I guess that is a bit of a drive to get there then!

I think I have a virus! Urrrgghhh! My puter is giving me grief! It keeps on freezing up on me, and half the time I can't even turn it off on the tower, so there is no way to even do a reboot! I got a virus warning lastnite, but it wouldn't let me get rid of the virus, or move it to the vault! I can't afford to get anyone in to look at it right now. My Dad usually comes and cleans it up for me, but of course I'm on the black list right now, lol.

Sadddd... no tech-savvy asian friends?