Sorry HC, my bad. ;)

:) You're forgiven... simply because its been duly noted... ;) and cause I like you. :D

... I'm still here guys!!

Sorry, dear. I'm telling you, the beach... its calling you...

I don't have a beach, sigh, but I do have kids, and the are calling me. Got to run for a bit all. Be good while I'm gone. :)

I don't have a beach, sigh, but I do have kids, and the are calling me. Gotta run for a bit all. Be good while I'm gone. :)

Pffbt...

Do you know who you're talking to? :D

Pshaawww...

Alone...

At last...

;)

Hee hee.

I wonder, HC, how ever do you get any work done?

I'm composing emails for people that have the same basic body of text... it requires cut and paste, changing names, and keying in already written information... easy stuff...

Multi-tasker, I am.

Gotcha.

Talented, you are.

I'm off to let my battery recharge... then again off to sbucks to study. I'll be back later, which means you won't be... so have a good night!

Ciao, Darlin! :) Have a shot for me!

Hey hey hey! :( I looks like everyone is gone! I want a sledge hammer for puter to teach him a lesson! It just keeps on freezing on me. It just took me at least three hrs of rebooting, and waiting, waiting, waiting,. for bad puter! It like to play tricks on me too! I am in the middle of writing something, and he laughs at me, and says... not this time... muwhahaha! Evil puter! Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

Evil puter... go all Office Space on him, Starby! Bats work well. :)

Starby, you need to teach that puter a lesson, a tub full of water and an extension cord could do the trick. ;)

If you just feel like smackin' someone, I think it should be this arrogant kid.

Take a look at this...

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OMG, I do want to smack that kid, repeatedly, I can't blame the instructors for getting mad. Well, if there's justice he'll never get his license. ;)

I don't dare click on that Stringer! Puter will slap me in the face!

Is the tub full of water and extension cord for me or puter Alty?! HAHAHAHA! ;)

Anyone want to go slap someone? I got a reddie from some kid lastnite that said "piss off"... then I woke up to a mean PM this morn.

Freakin kids that only want people to give advice if they agree with you. I wasn't even mean to her... just tried to make her aware of reality!

I don't dare click on that Stringer! Puter will slap me in the face!

Is the tub full of water and extension cord for me or puter Alty?!! HAHAHAHA!! ;)

Anyone wanna go slap someone? I got a reddie from some kid lastnite that said "piss off"...then I woke up to a mean PM this morn.

Freakin kids that only want people to give advice if they agree with you. I wasn't even mean to her....just tried to make her aware of reality!

Haha Starby; the question to ask is "is that water HOT and seasoned?"

Stringer (Nice Susy, go back to sleep now... )

OMG, I do want to smack that kid, repeatedly, I can't blame the instructors for getting mad. Well, if there's justice he'll never get his license. ;)

Yes, I'm sorry but I could just feel my anger building... :eek:

Not need to be sorry Stringer, and I share your anger. ;)

Starduck, the water's fine, and the extension cord is plugged in, where are my seasonings? ;)

Eeeekkkk! I always wanted a hot tub, but something smells real fishy here! Are these veggies here for me to munch on? Where's the dip? Why are they floating in the water? Why are my legs tied together?. heeeelllllppppp!!

Starduck, breath, relax, smell the pretty fumes. You are getting sleepy, close your little duck eyes and sleep. Mmmmm, it smells nice, munch on some of the veggies, they are for you, sort of. ;) I just tied your legs together so you wouldn't hurt yourself, you believe me, right? :)

Are you a licensed chef?. or are you just a QUACK? It's getting hot in here... I'm taking off my clothes..! Seeeee, I scared you away didn't I!? I's a SMRT DUCK!

Hey all, anyone around?

I'm here biggie, just cooking. :)

Starduck, you don't have clothes, just feathers, but thanks for taking them off, saves me from having to pluck you. ;)

Meee meee! I don't know how long puter will allow me... he's being such a pain in the A$$!

Hi Biggie!

I'm here biggie, just cooking. :)

Starduck, you don't have clothes, just feathers, but thanks for taking them off, saves me from having to pluck you. ;)

Well, Pluck you too! LOLOL! You sooooo walked into that one! :p

Isn't it funny that when appliances don't work we say "he", but when they do they're "she". :)

Pluck you too!! LOLOL!! You sooooo walked into that one!! :p


Don't mess with the girl with a knife little duck. :)

Isn't it funny that when appliances don't work we say "he", but when they do they're "she". :)


You better watch it there...

YIKES! ::running with tail feathers between legs::

You better watch it there.....


:eek: There's a man in the castle. Cover yourself Starduck! :p

Buuutttt... I still have my shower cap on... and I'm only halfway plucked! Nobody has brought the "dressing"... Cover you eyes boyz!!

Too Late ;)

Eeeeeekkkkk, Starby, he has a camera, oh no, what's a duck to do? ;)

Oh noooo... my breasts were exposed!. and half a thigh... I don't know what to doooo! The sky is falling... the sky is falling!. what's a chick to do??

Got to go for a bit kids. Continue the duck, duck, goose game, just make sure you're not the one to get goosed. ;)

I like chicken, nothing beats a good pair of legs and breasts :)

Bye Alty! I think I might lie down for a while. I could use a good 30 minute nap :) Adios everyone

Eeeekkk! Alty left me alone with the hunter! Don't shoot! I'm come in peace... no not pieces... peace!

Pieces, duck wings, duck breast, crispy well seasoned skin, mmmmmmm. :)

I'm back for a min, then back to cleaning, sigh. :(

I'm back for a minute as well... my celiac friend (... yes, I do call her that) is coming over and I'm making her dinner... guess what I'm making?

That's right. Roast duck.

Just don't serve anything containing gluten Sneezy. ;)

Hey... no fair!. Not duck!. I'm really not done yet!. I still have a little life in me Sneeze!. why are you slathering me with butter?. isn't it suppose to be cocoa butter... so I can lay on the beach?. I want a tan... I don't want to be broiled!

No butter for you starduck. You're too good for it.

I'm going EVOO on you!

Oh the healthy stuff! Well I guess that's okay then... as long as I'm a healthy duck... well, I'm just Ducky!

Scooby Dooby Dooo! Thanks for helping me out guys! Lol! That little girl was tickin me off!

That's what friends are for Starby. :)

no butter for you starduck. you're too good for it.

I'm going EVOO on you!


Yummy, Extra virgin olive oil, no gluten in that. :)

No ma'am, and I'm glad we all watch rachel ray.

Actually Sneezy, I don't watch Rachel Ray, I just have Google. :)

Watching it right now!! LOL! It's her show all about dogs... and she's making dog treats! :D

Hey Alty... you should turn on RR right now... they are talking 'bout dogs stealing your undies... LOL... oops... busted you didn't I!! :p

Break time over kids, got to run for a while. Back later. Starby, keep tanning, I like crispy skin on my roast duck. :)

Bye alty!

As long as I can shake it when yer bakin it Alty! Okay, is that enough play on words for the day? LOL! I have to amuse myself somehow right? I'm just so happy that puter is trying to be a nice guy for awhile!

Oh duck. You kill me.. . it's OK. I cook you.

I'm out for the night... well... maybe. Chances are, I'll be back later.

Bye everyone!

Have a good night Sir Sneeze! Behave yourself, and like my momma used to say... don't count your chickens before they hatch! Yeah okay, enuf right? LOL!

Chickens? Where are the chickens? I want fried chicken with my roast duck. :)

Have a good nite Sir Sneeze!! Behave yourself, and like my momma used to say....don't count your chickens before they hatch!! Yeah okay, enuf right? LOL!!

Hhahaha... I noticed that you loosely use the term 'chicken" a lot lately... could this possibly be an attempt to divert us from the DUCK?? :D

You cannot divert me from the duck, love the duck, such a tasty little duck she is. Stringer would you care to join me for dinner, the duck should be ready in around an hour. ;)

You don need no stinkin "duck"!. Chicken is the new Duck! Yummy... say it with me... Y U M M Y!

Y U M M Y D U C K! :)

Alty?. is your phone off the hook or something? It's been busy forever!

It has? I'll go check.

It was off the hook. Bad phone, now my appliances are messing with me. :(

Hey...no fair!!....Not duck!!...I'm really not done yet!!...I still have a little life in me Sneeze!!....why are you slathering me with butter??....isn't it suppose to be cocoa butter.....so I can lay on the beach??....I want a tan......I don't want to be broiled!!


Boy Alty... she is sure quacking a lot isn't she?

We shouldn't let her run around so much, they say the adrenaline gets in her system and the meat tastes funny... but if you cook her a little longer to that crispy brown (man I am hungry)... she will taste just fine. :D :D :rolleyes:

EDIT: Alty, I am so hungry, Marta left me on my own tonight... yeah shopping with her sister. Can I come as I am, I can catch a flight and taxi there in 1 1/2 to 2 hours.

Put Starby.. oops I meant the duck on slow burn to be thoroughly cooked through and CRISPY. I can smell it cooking now... really, my stomach is growling.

EDIT..EDIT: Number 1314? time here is slipping away guys.....

Will do Stringer, I'll set an extra place. Hubby is working nights, so it will just be us and the kids.

1 1/2 to 2 hours, where in Canada do you think I live? ;)

Will do Stringer, I'll set an extra place. Hubby is working nights, so it will just be us and the kids.

1 1/2 to 2 hours, where in Canada do you think I live? ;)


Not too sure exactly but from what I have seen/read, I think central to southeastern part of the country... am I anywhere close?

EDIT: "1 1/2 to 2 hours, where in Canada do you think I live?"
Private 4 seater jet out of Naperville, Illinois... company owned... and I own half of the company so...

I'm near Edmonton, very near Edmonton, that's in Alberta (province). :)

What's this?

Now we're planning on cheating on our spouses!?

Well, if that's the case...

HC: please don't read the next few lines

Alty: how you doing? How about I come over and clean YOUR house?

Starbs: how about I come over and fix YOUR computer? Eh? Check out the hard drive? Hmm?

... wait. I think I definitely read into that wrong.

... or did I?

Anyway, stringer, you own a company with a private jet? Want to hook me up with a friend of mine.. trying to impress this one girl... I'm sure a private jet'll do it.

I just realized I'm quite chatty as of right now... just had dinner (starduck's not talking too much now... heh), friend left, so I think I'm going to head over to the gym to work off this excess energy.

Sneezy, bad boy. Stringer and I are just friends. :)

Now, if I wasn't married, and Stringer wasn't married, and we lived closer to each other, well then, I don't know what would happen. ;) Stringer's a sweetie, any women would be lucky to have him. But, alas, we are both married people, so friends we shall be. :)

As for cleaning my house, have at her baby, you can join us for dinner too, roast duck, hop on that plane. Starby will be here too, at least for a little while. ;)

I forgot, you already had duck. By the time you get here you'll be hungry again. :)

Had to post this picture.

... alty, you've been busy.

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How'd you do that Sneezy? Is that my profile page?

Nope. That's mine. When I logged on I found that you had responded to every single one of my subscribed questions.

Hey all,

Anything exciting going on this evening? How the duck Alty? Any left for me?

Sneezy, sweetie, really, I'm not stalking you. It's a coincidence, yup, that's what it is all right. :) Are you sure you aren't following me? ;)

Biggie, the duck flew the coop, I can't find her anywhere, I think maybe the computer finally won, she's been fighting with it all day. Wait a minute, chickens live in coops, what do ducks live in? Lakes, ponds? ;)

In My Bellyyyyy!

Not sure I've ever had duck - any good?

Fantastic.

Rabbit's pretty good too...

... alty?

It depends on what kind of duck and the way it's cooked. Domestic duck is the best, wild duck is too gamey. Slow cooking, lots of seasonings, nice crisp skin. Dangit, I'm hungry! :)

Sneezy, spit out Starduck, I need to talk to her. :)

fantastic.

rabbit's pretty good too...

...alty?


Them's fighting words Sneezy! Don't mess with the bunny lady, remember the whip? ;)

I've got to go guys. I promised to watch a movie with the rugrats. I'll be back later. :)

Alty out, for now.

Sneezy, stay away from my bunny's! ;);)

anywho, stringer, you own a company with a private jet? wanna hook me up with a friend of mine...? trying to impress this one girl...I'm sure a private jet'll do it.

I just realized I'm quite chatty as of right now...just had dinner (starduck's not talking too much now...heh), friend left, so I think I'm going to head over to the gym to work off this excess energy.

Yes Sneezey we have a twin jet Citation V (1993), cruises at 415 knots, seats 6 plus pilot, about 300 cu ft of cabin volume... We occasionally lease it out, since we use it only when necessary... holds 200 gals, typical fill up averages; $900.00.

Stringer, what's your company do??

Sneezy, bad boy. Stringer and I are just friends. :)

Now, if I wasn't married, and Stringer wasn't married, and we lived closer to eachother, well then, I don't know what would happen. ;) Stringer's a sweetie, any women would be lucky to have him. But, alas, we are both married people, so friends we shall be. :)

As for cleaning my house, have at her baby, you can join us for dinner too, roast duck, hop on that plane. Starby will be here too, at least for a little while. ;)

Well, if that was an indirect proposal... I'll have to pass it by Marta.. hahaha.

And, I was talking about visiting for a nice HOT ROASTED DUCK dinner and possibly some wine... I don't remember anything 'bout cleaning? Oh well, maybe just to get that duck dinner, I can bring along a couple of our cleaning people... but you would have to feed them also... :D

.......holds 200 gals, typical fill up averages; $900.00.

200 girls for $900 , book me in stringer :D

Sneezy, sweetie, really, I'm not stalking you. It's a coincidence, yup, that's what it is alright. :) Are you sure you aren't following me? ;)

Biggie, the duck flew the coop, I can't find her anywhere, I think maybe the computer finally won, she's been fighting with it all day. Wait a minute, chickens live in coops, what do ducks live in? Lakes, ponds? ;)

POTS w/ HOT WATER...

Starby, whenever you come back... this is for you.

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Click the screen and drag it.

That's right. Feel good doing it.

200 girls for $900 , book me in stringer :D

Ha haaaaaa... didn't catch that one you are quick my friend. What's up with you lately M? (You do know that I meant gallons right... not 200 beautiful, shapely blond's, brunettes, red heads, and... :p)

Ha haaaaaa...didn't catch that one you are quick my friend. What's up with you lately M? (You do know that I meant gallons right...not 200 beautiful, shapely blond's, brunettes, red heads, and....:p)

LMAO... ah well stringer , it was worth a try.

I'm well my friend , just at work at the moment , flat out like a lizard drinking :)

Sneezy, that's freaky, I made my poor puter bleed. Sorry Fred, I didn't mean it. :(

Back for a minute, the kids don't want a movie, they want me to read my book to them again. Wow, didn't think that would ever happen. :)

Stringer, Sneezy offered to clean, you're off the hook dear. :)

LMAO..................ah well stringer , it was worth a try.

I'm well my friend , just at work at the moment , flat out like a lizard drinking :)


"flat out like a lizard drinking:D " What? Not exactly sure about that statement... :D ? Wait!! Does a lizard lay flat to drink?? That's it, isn't it? Wow, do I feel stupid... dah..

"flat out like a lizard drinking:D " What? not exactly sure about that statement.....:D ?

Its Aussie slang

Flat out (busy) ,

As a lizard drinking (you can't get much flatter) :)

Its Aussie slang

Flat out (busy) ,

as a lizard drinking (you can't get much flatter) :)


:confused: :confused: :rolleyes:

Yeah I'm with you biggie...

Its Aussie slang

Flat out (busy) ,

as a lizard drinking (you can't get much flatter) :)

M... go over to "Old and New Friends"... someone is calling you out...

Here's my slang...

Busy as... uh...

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The opposite of this... :)

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Oh well, I have to officiate a five hour meeting tomorrow and Marta's not here to tuck me in so I am calling it... here's my cards Sneezy... you win my friend... good night.

Sneezy - I'll admit that I spent the last 2 minutes doing the whole thing... quite anti-climactic :(

Night stringer

Night stringer.

... what do I win?

Night Stringer my dear. :)

Wow, really strange Alty... this is the first night in over 3 years that Marta hasn't been home. I wonder if I will have trouble going to sleep? She is staying the night with her sister after shopping and dinner. Just a very strange feeling, sleeping alone... haven't done that since I was 18 I think?

Wow, 18, you rock Stringer! :)

Do you have a teddy bear? Or a dog? A cat? A pillow? I know it's not the same, but take a pillow, put some of her clothes on the pillow, that might work. :)

You got to be joking stringer...

... I CAN'T sleep unless I'm all alone in my bed.

I think I shall hit the hay as well - I'm sleepy now.

I keep telling myself I'll go to bed early one of these nights - hasn't happened yet.

you gotta be joking stringer...

...I CAN'T sleep unless I'm all alone in my bed.


Without trying to offend Sneezy... I am just the opposite, especially after 10 years of being with the most wonderful woman on earth, married the last 5. I was single for a long time after my divorce and... nope never slept alone... don't like that.

No offense taken.

The girl usually leaves ;)

This actually was a pretty big issue with my girlfriend... she liked to sleep together, I liked to sleep alone. We compromised. I stayed with her until she fell asleep... then I would leave.

Hubby and I have a kingsized bed, he has his side, I have my side, if he comes over to my side, I jab him in the ribs, and he does the same to me. I'm not a cuddler, either is he, well, not always anyway. ;) TMI?

Got to go for a bit. I'll be back later all. :)

Oh, there's a new "New friends old friends" thread. Here's the link if you're interested. :)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/bunny-binky-room-235381.html

no offense taken.

the girl usually leaves ;)

this actually was a pretty big issue with my gf...she liked to sleep together, I liked to sleep alone. we compromised. I stayed with her until she fell asleep...then I would leave.

I figured it was something like that, been there many times. I guess what I mean is that "going" to sleep alone is not for me, I toss and turn and I get up a lot...

Night all.

Wheeewwww!! I made it! Gall Danged, Possum Guts, Silly Nilly, Puter Face! Sorry for all the curse words!

What have you crazy kids been up to in my castle? I have hired men to watch you know! They are all sharp shooters too, and they had you in their range the entire time!

What is this I hear Thor? Stringy is flying here to carve me up?. There is some sort of affair going on between String Man and Alty?. Batman is laid out like a lizard?. Biggie was confused?. Sneezer is coming to beat up PUTER?. Sneezer was singing "Here I come to save the daaaayyyy!!"... Sneezer doesn't sing well?. someone is calling Batman out in another room?

Okay Thor, that's enuf info for now! I will take care of this situation immediately!!

Wheeewwww!!! I made it!! Gall Danged, Possum Guts, Silly Nilly, Puter Face!! Sorry for all the curse words!!

What have you crazy kids been up to in my castle?? I have hired men to watch you know!! They are all sharp shooters too, and they had you in their range the entire time!

What is this I hear Thor? Stringy is flying here to carve me up?......There is some sort of affair going on between String Man and Alty?......Batman is layed out like a lizard????....... Biggie was confused??.... Sneezer is coming to beat up PUTER??.... Sneezer was singing "Here I come to save the daaaayyyy!!".........Sneezer doesn't sing well??......someone is calling Batman out in another room??

Okay Thor, that's enuf info for now!! I will take care of this situation immediately!!!

I am going to flap my arms VERY fast Starby... hahaha

Night, see you all tomorrow afternoon, Chicago time.

G'nite Stringer! While you are sleeeeping, I am calling the tower and changing your flight plan. You are also grounded until 0100 the day after tomorrow! :p

My Daddy has a Cessna Skymaster, and he is going to come to Shy Town and kick your... bleeeepppppp! ;)

Starby, you're okay, I was soooo worried.

I'm just spending some quality time with Jared, call me at around 11:30? :)

Hi Batman! Just in case puter sticks his tongue out at me again, I thought I would wish you a G'day!. while he's sleeping... or plotting... who knows what his plans are for me! :( I think I need a double today okay Batman?! ;)

Hi Batman! Just in case puter sticks his tongue out at me again, I thought I would wish you a G'day!!...while he's sleeping....or plotting....who knows what his plans are for me!! :( I think I need a double today okay Batman??!! ;)

Here you go starby... ENJOY! ;)

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Straaaawberries!! YUMMO! :D Tanks Batman!

Pleasure :)
Now we just need to get you a brand new one of these and you can throw that old puter of yours away!

This one has Wireless Broadband as well.

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Ahhhhh yessss! I think I'm in love with new puter!!

I'm surprised old puter let's you see new puter!:)

Morning guys...

The whole sleeping issue came up, huh? I'm with Alty. The whole "not a cuddler all the time" thing. I'd rather be able to put my arm out and know he's there then feel suffocated. (is suffocated the right word? Sounds bad, doesn't it?) I was in a relationship with a cuddler and it about drove me nuts. It was nice the first few nights, then "Ok mr. THAT is your side. THIS is mine. STAY!"

Lol... sweet HC does get demanding at times... :)

How is everyone?

Morning guys...

The whole sleeping issue came up, huh? I'm with Alty. The whole "not a cuddler all the time" thing. I'd rather be able to put my arm out and know he's there then feel suffocated. (is suffocated the right word? sounds bad, doesn't it?) I was in a relationship with a cuddler and it about drove me nuts. It was nice the first few nights, then "Ok mr. THAT is your side. THIS is mine. STAY!"

Lol... sweet HC does get demanding at times... :)

How is everyone?

Morning...

Hi Stringer! You sleep well?

Hi Stringer! You sleep well?

Not necessarily... but then again I was up at 5:30am. Have to play lead "herder" today for a 5 hour meeting...

I agree with Alty also, I am not a "full time" cuddler either, for me that was never an issue. It was sleeping alone if you know what I mean... :)

Lol... yes... I know what you mean.

These days, its me and the cat. Sad, isn't it? :)

Lead herder, huh? That sounds like a jolly good time! Lol

Exhausting keeping a group of wild animals in line to accomplish anything.

Well, talk with you later, I'm off to my day...

Good talking with you, have a grand day hon.

Stringer

You too!! Thanks for the smile! :)

Morning guys...

The whole sleeping issue came up, huh? I'm with Alty. The whole "not a cuddler all the time" thing. I'd rather be able to put my arm out and know he's there then feel suffocated. (is suffocated the right word? sounds bad, doesn't it?) I was in a relationship with a cuddler and it about drove me nuts. It was nice the first few nights, then "Ok mr. THAT is your side. THIS is mine. STAY!"

Lol... sweet HC does get demanding at times... :)

How is everyone?

Oh God! It's so annoying! I love cuddling... but not CONSTANT cuddling. And those people who seem to take the need for personal space as complete rejection... well, it makes you more likely to reject 6them.

Evening all, how's things?

Morning everyone...

LOL! Hi Kalfour... :) Yup. My sentiments exactly.

Mornin' BigB!

How is everyone this fine fine day?
Fine day?. over here it's quite late and freezing... But I assume it's a warm morning for you guys!

It's a beautiful, fine, fine morning in Tampa Bay... the water is glistening and the seagulls are... um... chirping... or is it... bleating... no, that's sheep... Well, seagulls are doing whatever sound seagulls make. :)

Off to a meeting - take care guys!

Lol. Have fun!

Seagulls... what DO they do? :S

They squawk.

Anyway, guten morgen everyone. Last night, some form of a panic disorder hit me and I realized that I have about 5 weeks until the mcats... so I'm on my way out to study. Be back around lunchtime... ciao!

Meeting postponed on account of the key member not showing up! Lol.

Ok, seagulls are squaking. :)

Hiiiiii Sneezy!

Heh... speaking of seagulls:
YouTube - Zack make a seagull sounds (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JCqWjJu8TRk)

And on a completely unrelated topic:

HA! Cute pic. :)

I think we're almost done with this place... chances are, by the time I get back for lunch, we will be.

Have a good'un kids.

Thank you for the email Sneezy dear... you're a real keeper. Have a good lunch.

I think I'm off to bed!
Night all!

Night Kal! :)

HC,

What exactly is "bleating"? I'd be interested to see/hear that :)

Warm morning here as well, got a few minutes before second meeting of the day, though I think I'm getting lunch at this one :D

Bleating... well... its what sheep do. You know... baaa... baaaa... that. :)

Learn something new everyday... I'll have to make that my word of the day.

Lets see how I can work that into my workday...

Biggie:

Go into your next meeting, pick up a lowly assistant by the collar, and say, "You bleating idiot!"

... I think it might work.

Or... make a movie reference: bleaty and the beast.

Perhaps you can walk in the halls and when someone's in your way, you can "bleat bleat"

... I can go all bleating day.

Lets see if we can start a new trend...

It can be the new 'phat' :)

Which, for the record I've never used

Being from atl, I will regrettably admit, I have used the word "phat"... and "sick, ill, nasty" (means awesome, such as "wow, those shoes are sick!)...and "yo" has been a part of my vernacular since the day I stepped foot in this city.

...For a while, I was trying to bring back "b!tchin"... still am.

My word is RAH... and bubbles are my things... I am the Queen of Bubbles... I leave bubbles in my wake...

I'm in meetings until 4:30 - Ciao boys! :)

I'm out as well.. . I'll be studying... I swear. I'm not leaving with HC. I promise

Don't feel bad Sneezy,

I'm from the northeast and I use sick and yo a lot still. Never used ill or nasty though

Morning all, how are my kids? ;)

I'm old school, still use words like, cool, neato, eek, yup, just an old bird. :)

Neat-o... heh, I have used that word myself, but usually I use that word with a really sarcastic tone :)

Hee, hee, I speak sarcasm, it's my third language. :)

Hee, hee, I speak sarcasm, it's my third language. :)

Agreed, sarcasm is one of my favorites. It's especially fun when the target doesn't get it... oh boy.

It's sad when you're sarcastic and the person doesn't get it, then you have to explain, that takes all the fun out of it. :(

I can be very sarcastic, I try not to be, but it pops out every once in a while. Bad Alty. ;)

It's raining today, my friend is coming by with her two kids and her dog. We're taking care of the dog for 2 1/2 weeks while they go on holidays. Rather the dog than the kids, they're little stinkers, and she's pregnant again, a huge oops, she was on the pill, one of those flukes that happen.

So I'm tidying the house, hoping that all goes well while Bear (that's the dog) is here.

I occasiosnly scream OHH SNAP!

But that's it...

But being that I am Very White, and I live in the south, I have taught myself to "bust a rhyme" XD

Hey Guy, how are you? Long time no talk.

Sadly, I have to go, the house isn't going to clean itself (someone really needs to invent that) and my friend will be here in a few hours. She has a very big, very fluffy dog, and it's raining, so I want to tidy up, even though it will be meesy again right away. :(

Later gators, be good while I'm gone, remember, I'm always watching. :)

Don't tell me I spent all morning, and now afternoon trying to get here and everyone is gone now?? ::waaaaaaaaaa:: ::sniff sniff:: ::waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa::

Dag Derned Puter is going to get another beating!!

Are we really at 1412 posts? I don't want to move out of the castle! I hate packing! Can we just get the boyz to do a few repairs, and build an extra wing, and we can move back into the new and improved castle? C'mon... we can do it! The dragons can go to dragon day care! Where is Batman going to sleep? I guess he can stay in the Bat Mobile for just awhile. I really don't want to give up my nightly romps through the meadows! What shall we do??

We can build on to the castle Starby. I started a new Friends new friends thread, it's called "the bunny binky room", hee, hee. :)

You need to start a new castle thread, build a cave for batman, and add on a few new wings. Summer is here, we should plant some flowers in the meadow, and a pond for the duck. ;)

Hey Alty,

I guess were alone for the last minutes of the castles existence ;)

How many posts are we at? Is this ending soon, I thought we still had a bit of time. Oh no, Starby do something.

Biggie, alone at last. ;)

We still have time, but this might take a while...

::blush, giggle:: you smooth talker you. :)

Is there another silent affair going on in the castle? I never get invited to your private parties... ::sniff sniff::... I have 50% ownership... I have the papers somewhere I'm sure!

There is still time in the castle before renovations begin! I may have to have a big talk with the staff, and some pay cuts may be in order!

Biggie, I thought you were in charge of flying over the grounds to spot intruders? Are you on a break? You know you don't get paid for breaks right? LOL!

Biggie, I thought you were in charge of flying over the grounds to spot intruders? Are you on a break? You know you don't get paid for breaks right? LOL!!

Oh, I get paid on my breaks... it just isn't by payroll...

... right Alty? ;)

Affair, no, just good friends. I'm way too old for Biggie, and I'm married. But, if I wasn't married, and 16 years younger (jeesh, 16!) then he'd be in big trouble. :)

Oh, I get paid on my breaks....it just isn't by payroll....

....right Alty?? ;)


Biggie, you weren't supposed to tell! Um, nothing to see here, nope, it's all good here, turn away.

Psst, Biggie, meet me in the dungeon. ;)

On that note, I'm headed off to the dungeon...

Err... home from work :)

Later all!

Um, ah, later Biggie, have fun in the dungeon, I mean at home, you, that's what I meant. :)

Ahhhhh... that is where you meet! Silly rabbits, trix are for kids! You can't trick the Queen!. Muwahahahaha! You thought you could disabled the camera's didn't you! You forgot about Barney... that big purple guy?. he's in charge of camera's! He's now in therapy because of the shenanigans that have gone on in this "Castle of Doom!!"

We aren't doing anything bad, Biggie and I are innocent, innocent I tell you, until proven guilty. Where are these tapes you made Starduck, remember, I can still roast you. And Barney, he's one of my spys, he's not in therapy, I sent him to spy school.

Biggie, admit nothing, she's bluffing. :)

Got to run, got to run, got to feed the Jared bum. He's hungry, wants to eat, going to make a little treat.

Later all. :)

Night all :)

Night HC. :)

Urm. Hi?

Hi Sneezy, how are you?

I'm still here... lol...

Meetings went extra long... there is this funny throbbing in my forehead... kind of feels like brain freeze... without the yummy ice cream... :)

Hello everyone!

I have a pounding headache.. . I told you... my body's just not meant for studying.

Headaches really stink... :)

You're not supposed to study with your body, just your brain. :);)

Take two aspirin Doc Sneezy, and drink some water, and stop studying for a while, rest your weary eyes until you feel better. That's Mom advice, and mom's know best. :);)

Headaches do stink. You know what doesn't stink?. some ice cream. Mmm...

By the way, who's making the new place? Perhaps biggie?

Biggie's bouncing ballpen?

Headaches really stink.... :)

I've never had a stinky headache before. ;):) Sorry, had to do it. :)

LOL! I have an ex or two that could be qualified as a stinky headache...

headaches do stink. you know what doesn't stink? ...some ice cream. mmm....

btw, who's making the new place? perhaps biggie?

biggie's bouncing ballpen?

Starby is currently renovating the castle, we'll have a bigger moat, crocs (flown in by M), we're planting flowers in the meadow, and I'm painting the dungeon with Biggie. :) I'm also digging a pond for the duck. :)

Grab some tools kids, lets get this castle in tip top shape. :)

Title should perhaps be, The Castle of no Doom. :)

Buh... buh... I like doom.

Doom is good... :)

Doom IS good. :)

Anyway, I'm off again. I'll be back later tonight.

Hope everyone has a good'un.

Night Dear. :) Thanks. For everything today. You da bomb.

Okay, we'll keep the Doom, boy are we a morbid bunch. ;)

How about "The ultimate castle of Doom" ?

LOL! I have an ex or two that could be qualified as a stinky headache....

You want to talk "stinky headaches?" I think someone pushed me into the STINKY POOL! No one obeyed the "please don't pee in my pool" sign!

So, Starby is off for a nap! I feel kind of crappy! Maybe a snooze will help!

Keep up with the painting kidz! I'll do a walk through later! ;)

Eeek, Starby's doing a walk through of the dungeon, quick Biggie, HIDE!! :)

Hee, hee, I speak sarcasm, it's my third language. :)
I am now confused... I thought that sarcasm was Starduck's specialty... no?:)

Affair, no, just good friends. I'm way too old for Biggie, and I'm married. But, if I wasn't married, and 16 years younger (jeesh, 16!) then he'd be in big trouble. :)

Shame, shame, I turn my back for one minute, go to work to support us... and now this... shame, shame.. :p

I have a big heart Stringer, there's room for both of you. :);)

I have a big heart Stringer, there's room for both of you. :);)

THAT would mean share... and I am not good at that... hmmmm?:rolleyes:

Got to go all, time to make some dinner. I'll be back later, movie night with the kids, popcorn, you know, mom stuff. Be good while I'm gone, I have the video monitors on, and I'm watching. :)

THAT would mean share....and I am not good at that........hmmmm?:rolleyes:


Now, now Stringer, sharing is good, didn't your mom ever tell you that? ;)

Don't make me choose boys, my wee heart couldn't take it. :(

Later all, got to go cook. :)

THAT would mean share....and I am not good at that........hmmmm?:rolleyes:

Me neither...

Yes.. officially, in front of others... but she would whisper to me; "remember, winner takes all........" Mom loved me much...

Me neither..............

I knew there was a reason I liked you... :D :rolleyes: :D

Who ever dies with the most toys... wins.

I knew there was a reason I liked ya......:D :rolleyes: :D

Ditto :)

Whoever dies with the most toys, still dies. ;)

I'm back for a few, the kids don't want to eat yet, they're too busy playing with their friends. It's going to rain soon, so I'll let them have their fun, while there's still fun to be had.

Ditto :)

The best defense is team work M... we must stick together. I know it has been somewhat "calm" the last day or so, but they never stop planning, never... we must be ready. That's why I had Susy permanently sewn to my hand... I will always have a great weapon ready for our defense. One day... one day, we will gather our forces and we can start planning our attack... they will never suspect anything... ssshhhhh.:eek:

Whoever dies with the most toys, still dies. ;)

I'm back for a few, the kids don't want to eat yet, they're too busy playing with their friends. It's going to rain soon, so I'll let them have their fun, while there's still fun to be had.

See... you missed the philosophy behind it totally Alty... it's not really about dying, it is about the accumulation of the toys... geeeeeeeze... :)

EDIT: #1457.....well it looks as though another will bite the dust and soon be "History."

I'm watching boys, and plotting. Starby and I have many the conversation about our revenge. We are going shopping tomorrow, going to buy a new whip to replace Salvador. Never again will I pass on this whip, nope. I think I'll name him Stefano, after my dad "Stefan" he will guide me, and make my whip strong and true. :)

As for team work, boys, boys, boys, when will you learn, we are girls, we have many ways to break you, we surely do. :) For example;

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See....you missed the philosophy behind it totally Alty....it's not really about dying, it is about the accumulation of the toys.....geeeeeeeze......:)


Well then, can I have your toys when you die, then I'll have a leg up on winning. :)

I'm watching boys, and plotting. Starby and I have many the conversation about our revenge. We are going shopping tomorrow, going to buy a new whip to replace Salvador. Never again will I pass on this whip, nope. I think I'll name him Stefano, after my dad "Stefan" he will guide me, and make my whip strong and true. :)

As for team work, boys, boys, boys, when will you learn, we are girls, we have many ways to break you, we surely do. :) For example;

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OH... MY... quick M... do you know first aid?

There's more where that came from Stringer. You want it? ;)

Is it just me or is that girl really not that attractive..

Well then, can I have your toys when you die, then I'll have a leg up on winning. :)

Like the late dying Chinese leader Moa said as he slowly reached for the world destruct button on the wall: "Who said you can't take it with you...?"

:eek: WOW

Now she has "Weapons of mass destraction" :D

There's more where that came from Stringer. You want it? ;)

Yes, the artwork is simply fascinating, more... no... yes... no... help.:o

How about these ones Sneezy;

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Now I'm the borderline porn provider, to what new levels will I sink?

is it just me or is that girl really not that attractive...?

It IS you.:)

Boys, there's more, what's it worth to you? Hmmmmmmm. ;);)

How about these ones Sneezy;

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Now I'm the borderline porn provider, to what new levels will I sink?

m... m... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

It IS you.:)

Definitely...

1: maybe
2: yes.
3: no... not a fan.

I think I go to school with better looking girls.. . weird.

In my younger days I looked very much like the last girl, the one with the leopard print bikini. Wait, I had that bikin!

In my younger days I looked very much like the last girl, the one with the leopard print bikini. Wait, I had that bikin!

Well, in that case, don't take what I said to heart. :o

Definately................

Yeppers... that "I am above all this" act just doesn't fly... haha:D :) :D

In my younger days I looked very much like the last girl, the one with the leopard print bikini. Wait, I had that bikin!


Aaaaaaaaaaaah wait I have to go back and seeeeeeeeee... yes they were wearing something after all... hmph!:p

A challenge Sir Sneezy? Do I hear "Dare you"?

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Feeling a bit weird about this guys. ;)

A challenge Sir Sneezy? Do I hear "Dare you"?

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Feeling a bit weird about this guys. ;)

Why? I am totally enjoying myself... I mean this...

EDIT: Wait, I get it now... Sneezy.. you were checking out their faces?

So... um... alty, what did you exactly Google to find these..

... or were they sitting on your hard drive?

Yes.maybe.yes.

A good looking body's purty awesome... but I also got to have a pretty face.

By the way. Hc says hello.

Omg! Omg! We're almost done! Quick, is the new dungeon ready?!

Why? I am totally enjoying myself.....I mean this.......

EDIT: Wait, I get it now...Sneezy..you were checking out their faces?

They have faces?

A challenge Sir Sneezy? Do I hear "Dare you"?

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Feeling a bit weird about this guys. ;)

Geez

Alty's hitting us with more Weapons of mass distraction!! :eek:

You crazy kids. I love it.

You boys could at least find some eye candy for me. :);)

More you say?

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Am I going to get in trouble for posting these? :(

They have faces??

M, they're the oval things above their breasts. :)

You boys could at least find some eye candy for me. :);)

More you say?

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Am I going to get in trouble for posting these? :(

Uuhmmmm... back in 5

You boys could at least find some eye candy for me. :);)

More you say?

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Am I going to get in trouble for posting these? :(


Number three here just warms my heart Alty, it is so kind of you to offer these great works of art for us to devou... opps... admire.

EDIT: M... I agree... a double dose...

Sneezy, googled it, and now I'm a registered porn addict, I guess. Some pictures were too, um, graphic, to post here, actually, some of the ones I posted might be borderline too graphic to post here. Eeeeeeekkkkk! I may be in trouble. :)

Uuhmmmm....................back in 5

Aaaah M... only five.. Haha

Sneezy, googled it, and now I'm a registered porn addict, I guess. Some pictures were too, um, graphic, to post here, actually, some of the ones I posted might be borderline too graphic to post here. Eeeeeeekkkkk! I may be in trouble. :)


We protect our own Alty... :mad:

Number three here just warms my heart Alty, it is so kind of you to offer these great works of art for us to devou........opps....admire.

EDIT: M........I agree...a double dose........

Number three huh? I though you'd be more partial to number one, is it the belly button ring you don't like Stringer?

What the heck am I doing? Now I'm talking about these girls.

Confession time, there might, MIGHT, be some, say, naughty pictures of me out there. It depends on who got a hold of them. Just topless pictures, innocent Alty, 16, laying on a nude beach in Germany. I hope they were destroyed. Oh well, so much for my political aspirations. ;);)

Number one... oohh definitely :p

Number three huh? I though you'd be more partial to number one, is it the belly button ring you don't like Stringer?

What the heck am I doin? Now I'm talking about these girls.

Confession time, there might, MIGHT, be some, say, naughty pictures of me out there. It depends on who got a hold of them. Just topless pictures, innocent Alty, 16, laying on a nude beach in Germany. I hope they were destroyed. Oh well, so much for my political aspirations. ;);)

Yep you could say goodbye to any of those... I'd say. Where are they?

EDIT: M..........on post # 1466 I like number 1, on post number 1483...number #3...please don't ask me why or to explain......

EDIT, EDIT: # 1492....."Columbus sailed the ocean blue......."

I have copies Stringer, but I'm not posting them here. Although, I could, you boys wouldn't be able to point me out. Hmmmm, maybe I already have posted them, now I've got you boys thinking. ;)

We're almost done at this castle, and our Castle owner is napping. Should I start another? I just started the binky room, but Starby and I agreed that the castle must go on. Should I? Only 9 posts left. What to do?

Yes: "The Castle with Tassles" Since you guys redecorated the place...

Stringer, you want to do the honors, Stringer and M's castle of doom 2?

Stringer, you want to do the honors, Stringer and M's castle of doom 2?

Lets do it: "Alty's castle built for Stringer"... K?:p

EDIT: Name it whatever you choose sweety...but do it quick......!!!

You have to start it Stringer, I just started a new thread, it's your turn. DO IT, DO IT, DO IT. Need some inspiration?

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Which one is me Stringer? Can you guess? Am I in the lineup? ;)

You have to start it Stringer, I just started a new thread, it's your turn. DO IT, DO IT, DO IT. Need some inspiration?

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Which one is me Stringer? Can you guess? Am I in the lineup? ;)

Don't know how and not enough time to show me with only a few posts left.......you go ahead, use my name too, you have my permission, as if that is necessary....

Number 1 is you...

EDIT: Please feed me the thread for our new one Alty.......

Okay I did it, your name, I didn't see this post till after I did it, sorry. :(

Here's the link Sir Stringer, so go subscribe. :)

https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/lounge/castle-doom-2-new-improved-235749.html

:( Last post , bye castle!!