LMAO! Hope you all are well and sweet today!

There she is in bed the days over for her :D Me I just got out the bath and I'm ready to relax I haven't played with any of her toys I tested them before I wrapped them ;) I can't say for ben though lol he ran off with the play doh mmmmmm no comment hu ;)
2 years ago today at 12.26am millie was born at 10.30 the next morning I was conscious enough to go see her and I got a very quick first hold the thoughts of her being soooooo weeny is really scary my god theo better grow there's no way I wantto go through that again.

I can only imagine what Ben is doing with the playdough. LMAO

I can't believe it's been 2 years!! Where have I been? The time goes so fast.

Theo will be just fine. Too bad you can't incubate him till my graduation. I would love to be there to catch him!!

Oh... Millie... 2 years old... pretty soon she will be 10 then 13 then 16 then omgosh...
You and Theo will be great!
Hi J...

LOL its defo called play-doh here ;)
Bens just gone for chinese :D ooooooooo so hungry.

My husband loves the smell of PLAYDOH! Is that a guy thing or what? LOL

Oh I don't know Shattered I think its rather nice too :D

I kind of like the smell too. Kind of salty smelling.

I guess I DID used to eat it. OK it was only as a small child! @ LOL

Yah... I was a play dough eater too. I loved the salty taste. Did anybody eat paste?

None Of The Above>>>>>

What's above? What's below?

Hell, I don't know!!

No paste or play dough!
Never ate it... I mighta licked it to see why people said it was gross though! LMAO

I used to put it on my hands and then peel it off when it dried... OK that sounds gross..

I still do that!

ARe you teasin me? LOL
The new fresh play doh is the best!!

What does LMAO mean?

Laughing my... um... rear end... off

Laugh My A$$ Off

So... what about dipping your fingers into candle wax and covering your fingertips. I did that too. Why do I feel like I am talking to my therapist about my issues? LOL

I did the candle wax thing when I was a kid. Then when you get older... they call it a parrafin dip... go figure.

That is true.. I didn't even think about that. Now I know why I love it when they peel that parrafin wax dip off, I have only had it done a couple of times but.. yeah it feels so cool. Ok so I am not SO weird.

Not really... we were just creative kids who liked to experience and feel stuff. Did your mom ever take you to the store and say "Don't touch anything"... I was a toucher...

ALWAYS, in fact I still touch everything at stores and half the time I don't even buy it.. just like feeling things. OK that sounded corny but you know what I mean.

Yah I know. I love going to fabric stores and feeling the different textures of the fabrics. I buy fabrics for crafts according to feel. It means that you are a kinethestic learner too. You learn best by doing. Interesting huh?

Hey Star are you a teacher too?

I am totally at odds here about my son's wedding gift.

I can't afford much, but was thinking of something along the lines of a trash can filled with household cleaners, things they could use daily. Hangars, trash bags, soap, laundry soap, brooms, mops, bath soap, towels, etc.

Mom said I should give something that he would remember like maybe a crock pot filled with spices, etc.

I'm trying to help them save money by getting them things they would use every day, but mom thinks something a little more memorable.

Your advice?

Practicality will win anyday with me... :)

Actually, at first I thought, "Is she mad at them?!?!" But then I thought that sounds like a very good idea... for now. Something more later, after they've gotten established and your school is behind you? I know a couple that has three crockpots and they don't cook!
What are their interests?
Perhaps a magazine prescription?
What is their housing? Apartment or house?

He lives in an apartment, she will be moving in after the wedding.

Their interests right now are work and saving money. They will not even be taking a honeymoon as they insist on paying for the wedding themselves. And I thought my budget was tight.

They have found a photographer who will donate pics and time, the preacher is donating the church, the ladies of the church are cooking for the reception, etc. They will NOT accept any money.

So, I thought that one of the best things I could give would be things they would use around the house that others just don't think of...

Band-aids, tylenol, laundry soap, trash bags, bath soap, cleaning supplies, cotton balls, and much much more.

You know, the things that you don't think you need until you are ready to use them.

I could easily spend upwards of a few hundred dollars just getting this all together. But my Mom thinks I should get something more memorable. To me this is memorable since she did not have a shower and they could use all the money they make.

Maybe I am just being too practical.

Add a bit of bath salts and scented candles... J

Want a suggestion that's both?

Get them a good first aid kit that you put together yourself, and put it in a pretty box that you can get at like Cost Plus World Market or Pier One or something. Something they could have OUT in their bathroom--believe me, space is always a consideration in an apartment!

Then, when they've used up all the first aid supplies, they'll still have a really nice box that they can use for whatever.

If you get one made of wood, you may be able to have their names burned into the bottom, with their wedding date, too.

The stuff ina first aid kit is EXPENSIVE when you're trying to save--bandaids just aren't cheap! Things like burn cream, NyQuil, Sudafed, aspirin, cortisone cream, bandaids, bandages, a thermometer, an ice pack--it's all stuff I wished for when we were just starting.

Synn,
Wonderful idea!
I may do it for someone specials wedding..

Nah! Practical and reasonable is good. Chances are they will appreciate those things for a long time and nobody else will even know how much...
For rainy nights home, maybe a movie or two, or BlockBuster gift card?

Synn,J,
Would this do?

I am just so lost as to what to do. I mean this is my KID!! I gave birth to him 21 years earlier to the DAY that I began delivering babies.

But I am practical. Kayla is not having a shower, if she were I would disregard my idea for something different.

Maybe since Steven and I compete at who can make the best spaghetti sauce, I may buy him a soup pot with spices, tomato sauce, etc.

Hell, I don't know. Maybe I'm just too tired, I've been up since 2 am. Maybe I am thinking too hard, but I can't some up with anything!!

hey Star are you a teacher too?

I have a degree in teaching if that counts... I work for the corporate sector in a training and development field.

I am totally at odds here about my son's wedding gift.

I can't afford much, but was thinking of something along the lines of a trash can filled with household cleaners, things they could use daily. Hangars, trash bags, soap, laundry soap, brooms, mops, bath soap, towels, etc.

Mom said I should give something that he would remember like maybe a crock pot filled with spices, etc.

I'm trying to help them save money by getting them things they would use every day, but mom thinks something a little more memorable.

Your advice?

I got my sister a laundry basket filled with food, dish towels, etc. She still talks about it... in a good way.

The spice idea is great. You can get Tone's spices for 99 cents a thing. Also, what about the makings to his fav recipe when he was a kid... choc chip cookies, etc? That way it is meaningful, practical and reasonably priced.

Also include a hand written recipe with the ingredients.

You know, something I gave for a wedding gift was a collection of grandma's recipes. I printed it up and put it in a neat binder. It included the recipes that everyone loved, but no one knew how to make it. Practical is good. Heck, I still have crystal from my weddding 8 yrs ago that I never used. I have two boys that like to wrestle... therefore the crystal is a no go. Sure crystal is a nice gift, but how much can you truly enjoy it if you are planning on a family?

J, I like the practical idea... I think it is wonderful, it shows you know they are fighting hard to make things work! We have all been there and know it can be hard to even go get laundry soap when we needed it. That is special that you thought about it. I also like the wooden box or decorative box... You want me to make them a cross stitch with heir names and wedding date on it.. I could. If I stay off this dang computer I could get it done in a few days then send it. I already have the frames and plenty of crap to get it done. Just a thought. That way you could have something memorable for them too if that is the route you decide to take!

Girlfriend, I would LOVE it if you could do that, but time is of the essence right now. We are down to the wire.

I'm going to hit the hay now, been up for 19 hours now and I just can't function. But I'll be home all DAY tomorrow if you feel the "need" to call.

Love you Neeeeeeeeee

I will feel the "need"... I will need names and a date, I swear I can do it in a crunch... I am good under certain pressures LOL... I will talk with you tomorrow... you will have it by Monday or Tuesday if that is good for you... Or if you want to give it to them when they come over for their first dinner while being married, you can give it to them with your famous sauce... and pasta dinner.. Goll... get some dang sleep and I will too...

I love weddings... this upcoming year is big for us... lots of babies and weddings in our close group of friends. Should be exciting! Hope you all are well... sorry I haven't been able to KIT as much, but Connor is so busy during the day, I have little time to come sit online for long. Our days are filled with the park, the zoo etc... xxx much love!

Oh what I would give to leave the house with the kids. I would need a 15 passenger van though!! Al, I am so happy you are doing good. I do miss you though! I bet Connor is in heaven with you! Your tummy growing, everything feel good?

J, sounds like you have excitement and chaos all around you, GOOD luck with that!! I hope it all turns out wonderful, and I am sure it will... things have a way of figuring themselves out.
CBW HELLO AND HAPPY FRIDAY!! Hope you are feeling well...
Hi AL! HOpe you are enjoying your day.
Hello anyone else there??
I am home and my son is sick. I am not sure if I should take him to the doctor, he is running a fever and says his throat hurts. I bet if I don't he will get worse tonight!
Well, since its so quiet around here, I am going to sit on the couch with Bryce and cuddle with him. I should be doing that anyway.

Have a great weekend everybody!

START, your 15 passenger van would have to make a stop at my house too you know!! LOL

Hi shattered sweety, Happy Friday to you too, having a quiet time of recent and kind of enjoying not being here so much and reading everyone else's woes guess I'm just not feeling that charitable as a online friend of mine found out a while ago and ran off with her tail between her legs tee hee.
Millie hasn't long pewked everywhere so it looks like we are in for a fun night of it ;)

Hello again all...

Start - yep, tummy's growing and be-bopping along, feeling decent. Still on watch from my contractions but they have been moderate lately, so that's good. Just been playing around the house sitting around enjoying my sunny days. Connor is loving having me home and Im loving being here with him, although I think at times he gets a little lonesome for his friends... :( will have to find a playgroup or something. Now Im just staying busy picking up the odds and ends we need for Jack here and there.

Oh what i would give to leave the house with the kids. I would need a 15 passenger van though!!! Al, I am so happy you are doing good. I do miss you though! I bet Connor is in heaven with you! Your tummy growing, everything feel good?

Good golly... how many kids do you have?

Lmao... I have four but I do daycare. He he.. good god is right...
J... if you want you can email me with the names and things... I will work on it and have it sent by Monday!

Get away from me kid, you're making me itch.

I've got just the shot for that Mag dear. Come on, it won't hurt a bit, I promise.

One of Dr. magprobs injections do hurt... but just at first.

But I have Nursey J's injections. They don't hurt cause I have you totally distracted while giving the injection. ;)

Ooooh... come give ME a shot, Nursey J!

Wow... my mind just went off a cliff on this one... ::smacks head:: "Bad!!"

Come here Al dear. Naughty Nursey J will give you a shot too!!

Personal Lubricants Reviewed: The Top Five Lubricants on the Market
Written by Robert Kaplan

There are hundreds of personal lubricants on the market today and many of them are made from the same ingredients. Choosing the best lubricant can be difficult, because many of the products advertised are indistinguishable from the others.

There are hundreds of personal lubricants on the market today and many of them are made from the same ingredients. Choosing the best lubricant can be difficult, because many of the products advertised are indistinguishable from the others.

Based on a study reviewing over 50 products, we have compiled a comprehensive list of the top five best personal lubricants on the market.

The study examined the ingredients, customer satisfaction and price of each product, while also comparing the manufacturer's claims to the results of the product they sold.

Each product was evaluated, then graded based on criteria including: texture, longevity, comfort, smoothness and overall satisfaction reported by actual customers. These results were compiled into the category “customer satisfaction” and graded on a scale of one to five. We then chose the top five products to compile for our list.

Thank you nursey J... ;)

Mag... thanks as well... I think...

Get away from me kid, you're makin me itch.

How is that possible? Poison ivy?

:o)

Nasty Nurse J...

YouTube - Nurse Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFOEngn3Pjg)

YouTube - Hot Sexy Nurse Straddles Horny Patient! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8oFIrkixI3Y&mode=related&search=nurse%20patient%20hospital%20sexy)

WOW! Mag, YouTube has more to offer than I ever expected! Hehe
I think I need a shot now...

Line up for your shots.

I never knew I made it to YouTube! LMAO

Hehehe... I'm going to scroll through a few till I find yours!
I hope my monitor can take it!

Want to get rid of a telemarketer or a debt collector? Just listen to this.

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I just rolled over this one

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That was good! LOL
Let's see if you like how he deals with a telemarketer!
warning. dongs. (http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/)
Same guy with a different spin...

Oh, You beat me to it!

OMG, that's the one that is right above yours I LMAO!!

That one is CLASSIC!!

I need to find out how you get these out so fast! I mean dang, darlin'

I just love it when you call me darlin. Oops this is the public board not PM. LOL

The telemarket things were a blast. Thanks for the laugh!!

Glad we could share a smile...
I just got to figger out how J gets those on here so dern quick!

I'm good Rich, you know that... blush, giggle

.......blush, giggle
You leave me no alternative but to take up real learnin'

I'll give you some REAL learning!! :D

Now open your text to page 1665.

I got to re-do this video for graduation!!

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Or maybe this one

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1665? I don't even count that high!

Oh, so you need a tutor? I can do that. I am a certified college tutor in Anatomy & Physiology.

Anatomy? I work best with my hands... you can help me?

I am a kinesthetic learner too

Going to dictionary.com...
Kinesthetic... does that have anything to do with fire!?

Giggle, so you say I am playing with fire?

Kinesthetic Learning is a teaching and learning style in which learning takes place by the student actually carrying out a physical activity, rather than listening to a lecture or merely watching a demonstration. Students with this predominant learning style are natural discovery learners; they have realizations through doing, as opposed to having thought first before initiating action.

Sign me up!
I believe in touch it, learn it.

I learn in doing, not reading. Now come here. I have to learn the oh, geezzzzz, never mind.

Gas up.. go north!

Nurses get paid max in AK, but the unemployment rate is terrible there right now.

Worse in FLA... Here in Jax there are so many teaching hospitals and the area is flooded w/ new nurses so often nobody wants to pay them much... there aught to be a law!! Nurses and teachers are the most under paid, hardest working, most caring and nurturing... help with some words here...

Help with words? What do you think I am? An English major?

LOL

Just trying to get your ire up!
You know for what you need to learn and the conditions you work under... there should be a greater return... financially! I know you do it because you still like to touch people and make them feel better. I tried to tip a nurse once... she was speechless. Do y'all not accept gratitude? Not once?

Nope we don't. It's our job to be good and nice. No reason to tip us.

Then on behalf of anyone who's ever been in need of a nurse, and everyone who will, for every time you rely on an aide, I just want to say... Sorry I fell off the gurney! It was your fault! More straps, please! Hehehe

Oh, so you like restraints?

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Excellent tune, J

Bye all... the sand mans got me!

Thanks for the lesson in philosophy. I am a huge Van Halen fan, so I enjoyed the clips immensly.

Hmmmmm...
Have a good night sweet hearts...

Wow J-you have a knack for finding the good stuff. Keep on clippin. :O)

Nothing to say nothing to report just wanted to share this with you as its halloween soon xx

http://www.itsga.com/fun/cat_new.swf

Oh, that was fun CBW, I'll have to show little J when he wakes up.

That is funny but difficult! And I'm a cat lover!

Love it CBW... I put that one and the animal splicer one from Cap'n in faves...
Hope all is well. Working my buns off...

Good Morning ladies and gents...
Wondering where everyone is and what you are doing and if you brushed your teeth today... Good morning!

Brushed my teeth, you had to ask. Lol

Uhm, just family stuff. It is thanksgiving for us Canadian folks.

Hugs to all.

Joe

Happy Thanksgiving... why is it that we all can't just celebrate the holidays on the same dates? I never could get that... Why why why why??

Thank you. I also find that thanksgiving is celebrated completely different here then in the united states? Am I wrong?

In the states it is a big huge weekend, and there are parades and huge outside celebrations along with family time. Here we do not have any of that. It is just family celebrations, people gathering and having a dinner.

I know what you mean. It would make it a lot easier to keep track of holidays especially considering half my family is american and all the celebrations and times are different. Why oh why.

Hello all... mm thanksgiving. Im looking forward to food coma

Oh yes... the FOOD COMA

We're staying home for Thanksgiving this year. I put my foot down with my family and all the damned traveling.

For us, it's a gathering of family, with a HUGE meal, and football, and making cookies and candy and stuff. When I was little, we'd go to my great-gramma's, and she lived in the country. We used to hope for snow so we could go sledding down her hill!

We will be having a huge spread with lot's of left overs... Family, friends, kids running, the whole bit... AND it will be at our house...
Sounds like a plan to me... I just hope I am the one that gets to veg out and watch football this year!

Thankgod we don't celebrate it christmas is bad enough lol

I'll be going to Marie Callander's for Thanksgiving dinner. They do the dishes.

And Marie Callender's has the BEST potato soup

I think we thought of that on a serious note beofre...
Grandpa (93) sometimes orders his Thanksgiving meal from Safeway... LOL, nothing wrong with it, but growing up with a huge family that was half the good times, preparing and sharing!

I have always wanted to work at a soup kitchen on Thanksgiving but they don't let children in there. I think it would be good for them, but the director says it isn't safe for them to be there. WEll I can't be away from my children on that day, but I would like to take them somewhere to see people less fortunate..
I do like eating late at night, making a turkey sandwich and more mashed potatoes and stuffing mmmmmmm... I am hungry now!!

Pumpkin pie... four slices and extra whip cream... not all in the same serving but within a two hour time frame is always good... LOL

Mmm Good Idear!!

Home made stuffing with oysters, Italian sausage and Morel mushrooms. Two inch thick slice of cranberry suace on a one inch slice of turkey. Gibblet gravey making it all float as if suspended on a cloud in heaven.

Ohhhhhhh, I make great oyster stuffing with morel mushrooms, that is if I can hunt the mushrooms down.

Dang things, they run and hide every time I hunt them. They are worse than turkey hunting!!

I have the super secret spot here in Idaho. Every year I get at least twenty to thirty pounds wet weight. By September, I'm sick of them. By November... time to make the stuffing!

Yummie, morel mushrooms sauteed in butter. But they are elusive creatures here in Tennessee. Kind of like going snipe hunting.

J... just a quick note... I am going to get it done and sent... don't you even worry about it being on time sweet... He he...

You are so special Start!! But please, don't put yourself out for me.

Yummie, morel mushrooms sauteed in butter. But they are elusive creatures here in Tennessee. Kinda like going snipe hunting.

Oh snipe hunting... brings back the memories.

What is a morel mushroom? I have never heard of them. Nor have I had stuffing with oysters.

Morel mushrooms, otherwise known as sponge mushrooms

http://thegreatmorel.com/images/mushmove.gif

Oyster stuffing. Making stuffing for the turkey using oysters. Oyster Stuffing Recipe | Recipezaar (http://www.recipezaar.com/recipe/getrecipe.zsp?id=4366)

Not my recipe, but the most quick one I could find.

You saying sponge makes me think of sponge bob jammies...

/head desk

I probably shouldn't be on these boards at all today. I just see stupid people and I get angry too quickly.

Not you... I just needed to rant.

Rant all you want Synn, we like to see you in any mood... Goll, you have been away so long! At least know that we all think you are cool!

I lurk, you know :)

I just don't always have time to post :)

I know... I always wonder when you will pop in... it always seems to be at just the right time! He he... I just miss you that is all. For goodness sakes, how is the job and the home?

sponge bob jammies....

Oh, no you didn't!! Think I'll run up and put my spongebob lingerie on right now.

Yes, yes I did J... go girl, I understand them better now! LMAO

Oh god, here we go again. I can't take it. Nurse! Please... hit me.

What would you like to be hit with mag?

Mornin' and afternoon...
CBW been busy or you feeling OK?

Morning family!!

Hi J...
Have a great day!

I will Start. Kids are on fall break and will be going to the zoo with MIL shortly. Got a bunch of paperwork and studying to do today.

You have a good one too. House all unpacked?

How are things going with both of you?

J- how is school and work?
Start- Are you unpacked?

School is going well Tus. I just wish it were over already. I'm ready to sit the NCLEX and get to work.

Good to hear J- It is when we are the closest to graduation that time starts to really slow down. We just want it over already!

Yes... I am unpacked finally! Woo hoo... now I can get back to being picky about the housework... LMAO!!

Mornin' and afternoon.....
CBW been busy or you feeling ok?

Im fine start thank you, hope you are OK too.

What would you like to be hit with mag??
Watcha Got?

Anything from a 20 day old fish to a bag of cat poop take your pick ;)

Uh... the fish.

Hehehehehehe right you are clonks mag around a few times with the yucky ol fishy, now may I suggest you take the fish for a nice walk in the sun then you will both smell the same and fishy likes the park.

CBW... good I am wondering if Millie has totally gotten over the shock of all the gifts and being 2 now? Or have you?
I am OK...

CBW...good I am wondering if Millie has totally gotten over the shock of all the gifts and being 2 now? Or have you?
I am OK....

Millies fine sat there drawing I'm over it I think she is too roll on christmas I say :)

Oh geeze... Christmas... what am I to do. Ok... instant stress. No biggie this year... I try and say that out loud once every Christmas!

So.

I was just laid off.

I'm still in shock.

And, of course, I have PMS and Troy's gone all week to Tampa for business.

I think I'm having a bad day.

Oh sh!t Synn... damn it... I am so sorry..
What the heck happened? Is this going to turn out to be better than ever for you? Or are you even in that mode yet?

Gosh Synn, that is terrible. What an awful thing to happen. Even more awful that he isn't there to help you through this situation...

PMS and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day...

Xoxoxo I wish I could say something to make it better. Does it help that we think you are terrific and intelligent and awesome and that job isn't worth your time and now you can go on to something more fulfilling??
Well, probably not but you are all of those things and more... oh yeah and damn sexy too!
Just trying to put a smile on your face... sorry this happened.

I'm not even in that mode yet.

I was looking for another job anyway, but wasn't expecting THIS.

They're being very helpful, and gave me leads to other jobs, and are writing me letters of recommendation and everything. It was a business decision, I'm not the only one being laid off.

Just... a shock.

This may be a good time to put your head in your pillow and scream... or grab a rag and bite it as hard as you can!

OMG, Shattered... you know about Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good, Very Bad Day?

That's one of my FAVORITE books!

I think I'm going to find a bubble bath and make soup. I was going to take myself out for a new bra this week, but I think I'll hold off on that until I know about a job!

Syn- I am so sorry. Go soak in the tub and eat some ice cream... be sure to light some candles :)

Did you ever hear that Smiths song? " I was looking for a job then I found a job and now I'm misreble." I love Morresy.
Synnen, this is a great opportunity for you. Now that that door has closed, Pick door #2!

Thanks, Mag.

I have an interview tomorrow, so hopefully that goes well. If not, I have a few other places to contact as well.

Synn, I am so sorry to hear the news. I know you were recently unhappy. Hopefully this will work out for the best.

DO I know that book? I swear that book has been my favorite since I was a wee bit...
YES, bubble baths and soup sound good for the soul, everything else will unfold as it should. YOU will be better and happier soon...
I think I am just like Alexander, at least in the morning!! LOL

Synn, bath and soup both are my faves. I hope you enjoy!

Just got the exciting news. Rae is going to cheer for the Memphis Grizzly's (basketball) half time show. Her cheer team and about 20 others will be doing a half time dance to this song.

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Oh, I CAN'T WAIT!!

Awsome farkin awsome!

I can't WAIT!

I am so excited for her!!

I am also in love with the song you posted so I will repaly it till I hate it...

Oh, I've listened to it about 10 times already. I'll probably hate it by December 22 (the half-time show) since she'll be playing it over and over and practicing all over the house.

I like a little hard core... it makes me get me crap done

We think alike, LOL.

Now time to get back to outlining chapters 42, 55, 51 and 46, in that order. **sigh**

Hehehehehe nice one Rea xx

Girl I can't get motivated. I know I need to study, but I just can't.

How are you today CBW? Long time no talk to.

Uncaring vile hormonal full of hate just a few words I can think of right now lol aren't you glad you asked ;)

You need to study lady because you have to pass this test with flying colours and become the best nurse in the universe.

You are still beautiful to me. I don't care how vile you think you are!! Xoxoxox

I know I need to study, but the weather is beautiful, kids are gone to the zoo (fall break), most of this is just review from last semester but on kids instead of adults, I'm tired, unmotivated, got a huge zit on my forehead.

The past 4 lectures have been boring as hell (the woman does NOT know how to lecture) and I just don't want to read about 400 pages today.

CALGON TAKE ME AWAY!!

Washing machines live longer with calgon... sorry couldn't resist.
Your spotty hell I look like some bloody teen at the moment its vile.
Im waiting for ben to return with food I might fade away lol NOT I can't stop ruddy eating ill be a heffalump before theo is born...
Boring lectures mmmm just imagine the women naked doing something silly :D

Talk about spotty, I must be sharing in your hormones, it's only the one on my forehead that hurts.

Now if I imagined her naked and doing something silly I'm sure to be kicked out for laughing so hard.

Okay, okay, RSV and bronchiolitis here I come. **Whine** I don't want to study.

Get on with it or you will only regret it.

I know!

Why are you always right!?

I already took all of the pre-tests on the disk that accompanies the text, and passed them all with a 100%. I have the weekend and Monday, Tuesday to study. (fall break for me next week, but I only get 2 days off).

Oh, well, maybe I'll take a 15 minute nap, feel refreshed and hit the books. Uggggghhhhhhhhh

I am so ready for this to be over.

J,
Shall I help you study?

I am afraid to ask, last time I helped you did not do too well:(

Look will you dam well log out of here women this is stopping you studying now sort it out don't get me mad... or ill get ben to ban you in the name of study leave lol

Ah, I'm giving it 20 more minutes, then I'm logging out.

FB, yes you helped me last time, but it was not your fault. There were some extenuating circumstances that led me to fail that test.

Well, that, and I should never erase and change my answer once I have answered the question. I should never second guess myself. Had I not changed answers I would have made a 96% instead of a 78%.

Make sure you do you know what his finger is like lol

Oh, yes, I played with his finger one night. I know what it looks like to get banned. All he's got to do is ban me till the test is over. LOL

I got 11 more minutes, then I am back at the books.

I know I sat and watched him do it you have to remember I might not be online but I'm always sat next to him watching ty at that time of night giggle.

I know, you were playing with his willie while I was playing with his finger. Giggle

You dirty moo I'm to busy drewling at ty lol that time of night giggle

Drooling, diddling, fantasizing. LOL

3 minutes then Daddy will kick me off. Boo Hoo.

Away you go get that head in that book and do what you should be doing lady xxx

Lmao!

Just popping in... hugs to you all... im in no mood today to talk. Maybe tomorrow...

This is a monumental moment that will go down in the annuls of history as the very Day, Hour and second that she was in no mood to talk.

Enjoy it while you can!

Al... good night...

LOL Morning folks, and a special goodmorning to J I hope you got some study done xxxxx

Morning, Is it shinny?

Morning, Is it shinny?

Im guessing you meant shiny ;)

Shinny (v.)
"to climb a rope, pole, etc.," 1888, from use of shins and ankles to do so; see shin.
Shiny
Adjective
1. reflecting light; "glistening bodies of swimmers"; "the horse's glossy coat"; "lustrous auburn hair"; "saw the moon like a shiny dime on a deep blue velvet carpet"; "shining white enamel" [syn: glistening]
2. having a shiny surface or coating; "glazed fabrics"; "glazed doughnuts" [syn: glazed] [ant: unglazed]
3. made smooth and bright by or as if by rubbing; reflecting a sheen or glow; "bright silver candlesticks"; "a burnished brass knocker"; "she brushed her hair until it fell in lustrous auburn waves"; "rows of shining glasses"; "shiny black patents" [syn: bright]

Morning, yup got a little studying done. It's all a repeat of last semester only on little bodies this time.

Not shinny nor shiny here. Still dark.

Just you remember weather its repeat or new its just as important and your future is a dam site lot more imprtant than this flipping site you have nothing to loose here where as in the real world its rather a lot.
I want you to become a great nurse and prove all the y doubters wrong you can do it and you will do it and your world will be a better place for it.
Im going to go fix me and miss mop some lunch xxx

Oh, I can do it, no problem. You know how I love to prove people wrong. LOL

What's for lunch? I haven't even thought of breakfast yet.

Oh, really roughly... curlbenswife

J-
Glad to hear that you got some studying done. And CBW is right... school (real life) very important, Amhd (other than those people you have become close too) second burner. Keep plugging along, the result is almost in your reach!

Oh, yes, May 2 is the big day!

I'm getting excited, but it just seems to be taking so long.

Its not that long really it isn't ;)

Its shorter then CBW's pregnancy

LOL Mornin Tus how's you this morning??

Doing great... except for this cold I am fighting.
How are you?

Morning ladies... I need to stretch and wake up! You guys doing well?

Im all right hunn just watching my soap then I'm off for a nap :D

You watch soaps... One season out of my little life I was addicted to soaps... I don't know why. Other than the famous "night" soap... 90210... there will never be one to compare! LMAO

Of course I watch soaps I need a break from the stupid dam kids programmes lol

Of course i watch soaps i need a break from the stupid dam kids programmes lol


So, do they like the wiggles?

Hello all... im sure you are all getting close to bedtime or already there. Im better today.

Mag- thanks for documenting my mood... it isn't often I have nothing to say.. lol. ;)

So, do they like the wiggles?

Hehehehehe I'm in the uk I have a english channel on most of the time except for when disney is showing bear in the blue house or johnny and the sprites, the english channel is great she has learnt to baby sign and everything.

hello all...im sure you are all getting close to bedtime or already there. Im better today.

Mag- thanks for documenting my mood...it isn't often I have nothing to say..lol. ;)

Al... I am so glad to hear it... can youtake a break and come talk a while today while Connor keeps himself busy... I would really love to know how the job is and what you are up to lately!
Syn... how are you?
CBW... That is cool she learns it. My kids know a little signing not much... We should learn it together in the morning when there aren't many others around! Oh that is exciting... How are you?
J... SPAWN TILL YOU DIE! I am drinking out of my Alaska Salmon cup... just thought you would like a good chuckle!

I'm stuck here in the house all day. My hubby took both keys to both cars on accident this morning. So Ill be popping in and out more often.

Its cold here... about 40 degrees. Yesterday was like 70 and the day before was 90. My head is killing me.

Oh sweet... glad he took the keys... I hope to see you here more today... I know I am selfish!
Work? How is Connor? Can you take a tylenol to get rid of the ache?

Al I'm glad I'm not the only one with a rotton head are you as moody as me too ;)

No its all sinuses... we live in a big wet valley... so changing temps suddenly really messes with us... lol... Work is fabulous. Im loving the job and the hours. Connor is doing great, although he misses his friends. Im looking into a mothers day out a coupole times a week for him to socialize. Baby is bouncing. Have my glucose screen tomorrow... yuck! How are you hun?

CBW - I have been terribly moody... weeping one minute laughing the next angry as spit the next... and I think I started nesting..

Spawn till you die, LMAO!!

CBW I love Johnny & the Sprites

Al, glad the job is going good. It's finally cool here too. Today's high is going to be around 75. It's about time! Going to get cold tonight, around 45. I better take my lab coat to the hospital as I won't get out till 11 and it'll be chilly.

Wow... Al... we live in a big valley too... bad stuff going on around here... oh and Jett's asthma... and building fires in the house at night isn't helping. Anyway... keep the moods flowing... it is the whole process! I hope you feel better.
CBW... you too

Yep Al moody till the last right now I have my I want to kill head on and I have washing up to do and dinner to prep and I can NOT be arsed.

J johnny would be quite nice looking if he didn't have the biggest whitest teeth I've ever seen lol I wreken he used to be a rabbit in a previous life.

Start it will pass MAYBE in a month or two lol

LOL... I was attacked by the Kirby vacuum sales people today. I think I really made the salesman feel bad after he made me cry.. lol... I told them from the get go that they could come in and shampoo my couch but I wasn't going to buy their machine... they did it anyway and then when I repeatedly gave me "deals" and I said no... he finally had me too upset to talk. I was late on dinner and only had 30 mninutes to cook and get ready for work... the lady was there for 2 hours and the man told me 30 minutes tops... she kept cleaning. I had to ask them to leave. LOL... I don't feel bad at all... I was honest from the start... they took a chance that I may be turned.. but I'm too poor and have too many upcoming issues to afford a 1800 dollar vaccuum for a house with no carpets. Lol. The machine was pretty rad though ill give them that.

LOL I won't let any sales people into the house EVER they can stuff off plus half the time there casing the joint not that we get they here very often maybe twice a year.
How you feeling Al?
Ive got the arsehole I want my yearly holiday in centre parcs and I'm not allowed gggrrrrrr

Yeah, I won't let those people in my house either. It can be a disaster waiting to happen where I live.

I'm sorry you aren't going to Centre Park CBW, I bet it upsets you to no end.

It just annoys me j its always such a lovely 4 days guess we will have to go as 4 next year.

What's today got in store for you then??

It will be fun to go as 4 next year. You need to stay close to home right now.

Today, well, got all paperwork done at the hospital last night, I just observed in NICU, such tiny babies and some as early as 24 weekers born to drug addict mothers.

Got to take Rae for any eye appointment, then (I wish I wasn't) taking the kids to the mall. Johnny needs new pants, he's all grown out of his long pants and shorts aren't allowed at school come Monday when he goes back from fall break.

How about you?

Oh gawd shopping yuck rather you than me, scary place isn't it nicu I saw some sites in the 10 weeks I spent every day there that's for sure.
Me its just gone 2pm bens home and its nap time xxxxxx

Oh, girl, and you know how I HATE shopping.

Well, have a good nap, talk to you later.

Id be OK if it were just me and rae but the thought of taking a boy shopping oooooo no no no no

Hey there, (;

Well, just got back from the eye doctor... Rae needs glasses, we knew that, she's had them for years, but was hoping for contacts. Boo Hoo, our insurance doesn't cover contacts, so it'll be a new pair of glasses till I start working next summer.

Off to the mall after lunch. I'm not looking forward to taking Johnny either, but got to get him all dressed up for the wedding.

Morning Joe. Are you home now?

J9,Good afternoon.

Actually I am not sure when I am going back home. It will be a while yet.

... and what is the point of this thread??

It is to say and do what ever you want... you mean you haven't read the 1,233 posts yet? LOL
EDIT::::at least that is what I see others doing here... HE HE HE!

.... and what is the point of this thread?????
It seems from afar to be for yak-a-holics, but it's also quite funny at times!

.... and what is the point of this thread?????


THE POINT as you so obviously need it pointing out to you is a place where friends gather and talk its not that difficult to grasp if you so wish to join in that do please introduce yourself.

Oh that's OK. But thanks so much for the invitation. Nice place to hang I must say that. But I'm not much for chit chat. I don't even like telephones never mind cell phones. Please... all... have a great time!

Oh that's ok. But thanks so much for the invitation. Nice place to hang I must say that. But I'm not much for chit chat. I don't even like telephones never mind cell phones. Please ... all ... have a great time!

LOL we will :p

So J, what happens to those drug addicted preemies... do they make it? Do the mommies shape up and give them a real home? I feel so bad for those little tikes.

It really all depends Star. I can't get into specifics due to HIPAA laws, but it depends on the drugs introduced to the baby. Marijuana and cocaine they usually get away with. Benzos, Barbies, Amphs, they are usually taken away from the baby and placed in rehab.

Mothers can be arrested on child endangerment charges, etc. Every circumstance is different.

Many of these babies stay in the NICU for MONTHS, we had one who had been in there for 5 months and was still recovering from addiction.

THE POINT as you so obviously need it pointing out to you is a place where friends gather and talk its not that difficult to grasp if you so wish to join in that do please introduce yourself.

Hi, my name is Ramon and I love to collect old jazz albums, peaceful walks along the shore line and rolling nakid in buttered Chinese noodles.

Can I have a bowl of noodles please?

Hey, there's a big black hair in my bowl of noodles!

You must have went to the same place I did :eek: :eek: :eek: .

Don't tell everyone, mag, or they'll all want one... lol

Gawd I hate mondays :( Morning folks

I usually hate Monday, cause I usually have an exam. This week I hate Wednesday. Fall "break" for me today and tomorrow. Will be in study group the next 2 days. Should pass my test with flying colors.

J, I'll cross my finger for you!

My doctor was on vacation for a week and I was hoping that I'd get my cytology results today. I waited until 11:30 to give him time to see patients and have his mail checked by his staff. I called and asked if my results were in... was told that he has not read his mail yet and that I should call back tomorrow. I was upset and told them the he can call me tomorrow - I just hate to be put on hold and listen to that crappy music. I've been his patient for over 20 years and see a change in his working attitude. I just don't want to take the time and effort to switch doctors now at this stage.

I need some hugs...

http://www.bengalkitties.com/images/starxsimba-litter-hugs-030305.jpg

Oh well that sucks chin up hunny we love you lots of huggles xxx

Hugs to you Chery,

Doctors can be awful creatures at times but the thing that annoys me even more is that sometimes it is not even the doctor but the darn secretary that could be the -----.

I hope you get the results soon and you should not have to chase after the doctor for them. Hugs to you and hope all is well with you and the tests.

Thanks, gals...

Awe.. CBW.. where did you find those beautiful kittens. I could look at that picture all day. It makes me feel so warm.

My cat, Larry is over 15 yrs and he's not the healthies either. He has been acting 'depressed' lately and it just breaks my heart to think that he's almost at the end of his journey too. Especially after my daughter's cat Simba died a month ago. He's in our backyard and I can 'visit' him often.

This time of the year has always been 'lucky' for me until the past two years.. I hope things change for the better soom.

I already know the test results, it's just that I need the 'black and white' version for the Health Insurance Company here to process documents I need upgrade my handicapped status which should also financially benefit me.

Thank's for letting me 'sound off' here.


Hugs to you Chery,

Doctors can be awful creatures at times but the thing that annoys me even more is that sometimes it is not even the doctor but the darn secretary that could be the -----.

I hope you get the results soon and you should not have to chase after the doctor for them. Hugs to you and hope all is well with you and the tests.

You're right, that staff is a bit lazy. They knew before they went on vacation that I was waiting for the results. I guess it's not as important to them as it is for me.