A driver, parked in an illegal zone, tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I've circled the block for 20 minutes. I'm late for an appointment and if I don't park here I'll lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses."

When he came back, he found a parking ticket and this note: "I've circled the block for 20 years and if I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation."

Ha ha, class! Reminds me of this one;

"I came back to my car today to find someone had complimented my driving for once! There was a note attached to my window saying 'Parking Fine' ... which was nice of them!"

Ha ha, Isn't he a genius!

That joke is a gem. Thanks for posting it.