Hello experts:

I whack off a lot. I notice that my cat doesn't whack off at all. My cat doesn't pay rent either. If I can get my cat to whack off, does that mean she'll start paying rent?

excon

Haha this is too funny excon.
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It depends.. what kind of cat is she?

Sarah

Are you being naughty, Excon?

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Originally Posted by Synnen

Are you being naughty, Excon?

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Hi Syn:

Nahhh. I'm interested in my cat's sexual well being.

excon

But how old is your cat?

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Originally Posted by Curlyben

But how old is your cat ??

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Hi ben:

OMG, she's not over 18. Is there a statute about that?

excon

Is your cat named PAT by any chance?





(refer to PAT of Saturday night live fame for the reference)

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello experts:

I whack off a lot. I notice that my cat doesn't whack off at all. My cat doesn't pay rent either. If I can get my cat to whack off, does that mean she'll start paying rent?

excon

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No.

Yes.

Nah, I'm going to stick with No.

How do you know your cat's not whacking off? Maybe just when you're not around. A sneaky way to get you to pay all the rent. :rolleyes:

Maybe she is doing it while you are aslepp.
I must disapprove of you wanting to watch her masturbate when she is not 18 yet.
This is classed as rape and you could be taken to the pound.

So now we're talking about underaged cats?

That might be enough to get this thread shut down...

Is cat a pet name?

Wait, I think I untentionally made a funny. Or an almost-funny.

Hahaha, I didn't make the connection until you said it NM :o

Excon, is it this cat? I've seen her around..

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1115/...ae886ad980.jpg


Sarah

Well no wonder you don't see her whacking off... she's so fat her paws can't reach!

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Originally Posted by shazamataz

Well no wonder you don't see her whacking off... she's so fat her paws can't reach!

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that and the nails are just too sharp... ouch... :eek:

Excon never fails to amazes me. You must not have one dull moment in your day to day life.

Hello again:

Jeez. Ask a serious question, and this is what I get?? I'm just going to stick with the cat porn. I'm kind of short on next months rent.

excon

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Originally Posted by excon

Hello again:

Jeez. Ask a serious question, and this is what I get??? I'm just gonna stick with the cat porn. I'm kinda short on next months rent.

excon

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Try getting more cats and run a brothel.

Call it the Kitty Ranch.

Sarah

Does she lick herself Exy?

You know why dogs lick themselves right?

Because they can! :)

I might get in trouble for this one.

Mods, I hope this pic is okay to post, if not, I apologize in advance.

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No, Synnen, we're talking about underage cat VOYEURISM. That's a whole different kink.

So it's NOT kitty porn?

Lol. You crack me up excon! Does your cat drag her butt across the floor? That usually means that she's in heat.

Oh yeah that's a surefire sign that she's prepped and ready ;)

Watch out, excon! I just heard the Feds have a new task force for kitty porn.

Oh... wait... our local newspeople don't use spellcheck

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Originally Posted by catsmine

watch out, excon! I just heard the feds have a new task force for kitty porn.

Oh... Wait... Our local newspeople don't use spellcheck

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Hehehehehe :d