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Fake boobs

Hello:

As I write this, I'm sitting on the most beautiful beach in the world. I am one lucky guy, let me tell you...

However, as I look around, I see lots and lots of ladies with fake knockers. I mean, they're everywhere. I know they're fake cause they're still standing up when she's lying down.

I don't know about you, but they don't turn me on - not a bit. I like REAL horseflesh... I guess they must turn SOME people on though, cause they're all over the damn beach.

I admit to being out of the mainstream. How far out am I? If you're a guy, do you like 'em? If you're not, do you own a pair?

excon

So you made it to the beach. And the laptop is working.

I've seen some amazing natural breasts, for me I don't understand going for huge.

Unless she as an orange in a gymsock thing happening I preffer natural. I've rather have a bit of natural saggage than fake perkiness even 14 year olds never had. Even in they are on the small side.

I don't get it either. I'm au natural and have no intention of changing that...

But enjoy the boobie show anyway. You can play "real-or-fake" with the people sitting next to you!

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Originally Posted by excon

but they don't turn me on - not a bit. I like REAL horseflesh... I guess they must turn SOME people on though, cause they're all over the damn beach.

I admit to being out of the mainstream. How far out am I?

Well referring to women's breasts as "horseflesh" certainly won't get you any respect.

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Originally Posted by nevadagirl77

Well referring to womens breasts as "horseflesh" certainly won't get you any respect.

You don't know excon very well do you :D

Hello nevada:

It's a euphemism, not a this. But, I ain't looking for respect in this thread, anyhow. Just answers.

excon

I don't necessarily want FAKE boobs... but let me tell you, if I could afford to get a little bit of OOMPH back into mine, it would make me happy.

I don't need 'em stuffed, just lifted a bit.

Synn I feel the same way. Gravity is cruel and when you have double D's it's even crueler. I breastfed two kids and well, they sucked the perk out of them. The girls need a lift, maybe even a reduction, but fake, no way, how much bigger do they need to get? Does this help excon? :)

I think that the women are more concerned with this issue than the men.

My wife constantly mentions that she "needs" to get hers done.

My reply is always "NO WAY"!!

If I wanted a couple of bags of saline solution, or something worse, I would not have been attracted to, and fallen in love with you.

I want what you were given, not what you can go out and purchase!

We have a good sex life, but, I have to admit she is not ready as often as I am, which leads me to ask her "Look, I don't get to play with them as much as I want now, why would I want something BIGGER, that I still can't play with whenever I want"?

So far, I'm winning the debate, but she still brings it up every so often.

I'm with you on this one excon, If they ain't real, I don't even want to see them!

Come now boys, are you telling me that a perky pair of hooters doesn't get you stirred up? I wouldn't want fake, and most of the guys I know say they wouldn't either, but they still drool when a girl with big fake hooters walks by. Is it a case of "It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there?" Be honest boys, someone out there has to tip the scale and say they prefer fake. Who's it going to be? :)

I have to admit, I don't have very big breasts, but I really like them ;) I would never get implants... it would look funny on me anyway considering I'm petite..

You know light push up bras work wonders, it helps to give me a little more where it's needed. I'm very happy with what the good Lord blessed me with!

Hello again, alty:

I guess it goes back to our primal instincts... I remember my first encounter with fake boobs. I was a young tyke and very impressionable. I had this chick with the nicest set of honkers I'd ever seen... But, when I reached inside her blouse, I found the orange in a sock thing that smoothy described...

Upon feeling that hard rock inside where it should have been soft warm flesh... well, whatever ardor I had, soon departed... And, I haven't been able to work up any ardor for fake's to this day.

I don't even think they look good. They just kind of sit there like frogs on a lillypad. They don't jiggle or nothing... I like a little jiggling..

excon

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Orange in the sock, well, it's better than kleenex.

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Talk about unnatural. ;)

Real or fake I don't really care. If a woman was asking my advice I would say leave them natural unless there is something wrong with them (misshapen,one much bigger than the other) There is nothing wrong with small ones.

By the way excon what beach are you on? Or at least give us a general idea.

Hello michealb:

I'm in Mazatlan, Sinaloa, Mexico. This is the city I got busted in 30 years ago. Their beach is better than their jail.

excon

PS> (edited) OK... Make that 40 years ago... Jeez!

And now I'm curious, whatever did you get busted for in Mexico, not that it's hard to do, can't they put you away for jaywalking? ;)

Hope you're having fun excon, fake boobs, real boobs, whatever, a vacation is a vacation. :)

No such thing as bad boobs. Big, small, asymmetrical, giant areola, eraser nipple, perky, saggy, saline, silicone, au-natural, whatever. They're all good. All that matters is if the woman is comfortable with them.

Im with you ex. I'm a boob man but I don't like the look ,don't like the feel, I just don't like them one bit. One experience with them and it was terrible. She had that many rules for them it wasn't funny.

So I just looked up how much it would cost to get 'em lifted.

I'll stick with my not-quite-perky-anymore but real boobs.

Having once dated a girl who had a chest job, a well done job doest feel or look like boobs on a board. There's a little more firmness compared to natural but I've seen and felt a decent job well done... and it wasn't anything like most of the standard complaints. Never once in bed with her did I stop and say... "no look... i love what you do with your tongue but your fake boobs are just 10% different than real... maybe if it was 7% we could seal the deal"...

That said, the girl said she had decent structure to begin with so she was apparently an optimal candidate. Those who go for too much with too little to begin with I'm sure are further away from my one experience.

And before this gets too out of hand, lets not forget the role it can play in reconstructive work with those who have endured surgeries to save their lives. Its fine and good I guess to point fingers at the young woman whose jumped several cup sizes to earn a bigger check on the strip floor... but for a woman who has been through drastic surgery (breast cancer survivor, for ex), reconstruction can be a great thing.

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Originally Posted by Altenweg

Come now boys, are you telling me that a perky pair of hooters doesn't get you stirred up? I wouldn't want fake, and most of the guys I know say they wouldn't either, but they still drool when a girl with big fake hooters walks by. Is it a case of "It's a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there?" Be honest boys, someone out there has to tip the scale and say they prefer fake. Who's it going to be? :)

Oh I love a set of Double D's... as long as they have an equally nice set op perky nips on them. I've had an ex girlfriend with a set like that.

However I like a nice tight firm butt a bit more. My wife is a cup but with a perfect (for me) set of nips and zero saggage even with her being in her 40's. Yeah she's got a tight but, she's petite and fairly well porportioned so the little boobs still look good on her.

Doublwe D's sag... even at 19 they will sag. I guess I should amend my initial response to include help that still looks natural to the critical eye. And yes a good boob job is a little on the hard side to detect. Unlike some that look fake before the bra even comes off.

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Originally Posted by michealb

Real or fake I don't really care. If a woman was asking my advice I would say leave them natural unless there is something wrong with them (misshapen,one much bigger than the other) There is nothing wrong with small ones.

By the way excon what beach are you on? Or at least give us a general idea.

So your saying that every woman that has lopsided breasts should get them fixed?

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Originally Posted by bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE

So your saying that every woman that has lopsided breasts should get them fixed?

No, he did not say that at all. He stated his opinion fairly and respectfully.
Your post seems to show some boob frenzy :)

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Fake boobs are a turn off. Blech...

While I would never get fake boobs I often wonder what happened to my little perky ones that I had way back when. I am with Synn a little lift would be nice. But heck my hubby never complains, why should I?

More than a handful is a waste...

That's what men tell us small-boobied women! :)

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Originally Posted by bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE

So your saying that every woman that has lopsided breasts should get them fixed?

If it bothers her and she was asking me if I thought she should get it done I would tell her yes. If she is happy with the way her breast look then she shouldn't get it. The reason I say only if there is something wrong with them to begin with is because breast enhancement occasionally causes them to be misshapen and I would hate to see a perfect set of A cups ruined because the girl thought they were too small.

So in summary, not every woman that has lopsided breast only the women with lopsided/mishapen breast who want it in the first place are the women who if they asked me I wouldn't try to talk them out of it.

Hello again:

You know there's a natural hang and sway to breasts that fakees don't have. It's really not a matter of size, it's the amount of sensuousness they invoke. And, since I am the titular head of this thread, what I say goes.

excon

On a related note - these past years have seen the appearance of these huge padded bras that have really killed the sexuality of breasts. No more mild jiggle, just an "A" dressed up as a "D" (not that there's anything wrong with A's).

So you're telling me my breasts are just fine, excon, and I should leave them the heck alone? ;)

I decided to do a bit of research on this topic. I emailed my friend, he lives in the land of fake breasts, LA. His opinion;

Boob jobs are the result of a woman's low self esteem. Men don't gravitate to the fake boobs, they gravitate to the woman with them because they know that they are easy to get. Why do you need yours "nipped and tucked"? The problem has nothing to do with how men will view you, but how you view yourself. Worse still, having "better" boobs will only be justified in your mind when men notice them. It is a non-issue.

I have to agree. So, no more thoughts of a nip and tuck for me. So what if they droop a bit, I earned that droop, 37 years on this earth, and two well nourished children. Gravity sucks. So Synn, we should hold our heads high and wear our boobs with pride, we're the real deal. :)

I have been out of the sensuality scene for over twenty years, but I might have been tempted in my earlier days EXCEPT the last thing I needed was even bigger, higher boobs getting in the way of my golf swing!! :D

Hello Syn:

Yup. They're beeeutiful... And perky too.

excon

PS> Course, they might need a closer examination...

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Originally Posted by Credendovidis

No, he did not say that at all. He stated his opinion fairly and respectfully.
Your post seems to show some boob frenzy :)

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Huh? Me? Bood frenzy?
I don't get what you're saying.

After reading his response to my post I understand what he is saying now.
I though he was implying that if a woman has one breast bigger than the other then that isn't attractive and she should get it fixed.

Excon, you're a naughty man. Don't make me send you to my room!

Honestly, the real reason isn't as much the self-esteem for me--believe me, my DDDs are QUITE big enough thanks! It's the fact that clothes don't fit right if you don't have perky breasts, or buy a minimizer bra (which, really--I've got 'em naturally, why the heck would I want to make them SMALLER? ). I'm very tired of buying shirts 2 sizes too big and having to have them tailored at the sides and waist in order to have them fit over my boobs.

I'm sure that women with smaller breasts have similar problems--tops just don't fit right unless you pad out your bra a bit, or get a push up bra.

So... I don't blame self esteem, entirely. I blame the fashion industry for designing everything for a 32B-34C.

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Originally Posted by bEaUtIfUlbRuNeTtE

Huh? Me? Bood frenzy?
I don't get what you're saying.

After reading his response to my post I understand what he is saying now.
I though he was implying that if a woman has one breast bigger than the other then that isn't attractive and she should get it fixed.

Actually most if not all women have one boob bigger than the other. But its usually the guy that can't tell, the woman usually knows however.

Its when the difference is obvious I'm sure is the real point. Nope I never dated anyone that had an obvious difference in size, though after having it pointed out sometimes I could see the difference.

I would be one of those women who has an obvious difference in size. Like HUGE! A cup size + bigger on the right then on the left. When I got married we actually had to put more padding in my left cup of my bra because it looked so uneven.

Still though, I am happy with what I have, my mom's boobs are so big that they are causing her immense pain and she even has a herniated disk in her neck. Her dr. has told her she should get them reduced. I could not even imagine that. Synn she has the same problem with clothes that you do.

I'll agree based on what my wife deals with. Try finding clothes when you are a petite size zero. Most stores don't have anything that fits. Same with bras. When you are a 32-A many of the bras you wish to wear don't come that small. Either for trunk size or cup size. And forget plunging necklines... bend over and everything is out in full display.

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Originally Posted by Tuscany

I would be one of those women who has an obvious difference in size. Like HUGE!! A cup size + bigger on the right then on the left. When I got married we actually had to put more padding in my left cup of my bra because it looked so uneven.

Still though, I am happy with what I have, my mom's boobs are so big that they are causing her immense pain and she even has a herniated disk in her neck. Her dr. has told her she should get them reduced. I could not even imagine that. Synn she has the same problem with clothes that you do.

WOW! Me too, except when I wear a bra it isn't noticeable.