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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee

I've never had anyone comment on odor before, particularly to the gagging stage. That's what startled me.

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Me either! Some guys are grossed out by it; I get that. But never heard anyone mention a foul odor. May be something else going on...

But I say if he doesn't mind, neither do I. I'll worry about the mess afterwards.

Ha!

My partner and I are waiting till we get married to do it, but she does tell me she wants me to do it during that time of the month too, so we'll see how I go. Thing is, she tells me the has a very very heavy flow. Half the time, when she gets up in the morning during that time, she says it looks like someone was murdered in her bed with the blood everywhere. Oh well, that's something for me to look forward to I guess. Lol!

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Originally Posted by BlackVY

she tells me the has a very very heavy flow. Half the time, when she gets up in the morning during that time, she says it looks like someone was murdered in her bed with the blood everywhere.

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Uhmmmm... TMI :eek:

Bad visuals

My friend told me that he once was dating this girl and they decided to have sex one night. He was drinking but when he was about to go down her her thing smelled horrible enough to make him throw up.

He said he didn't know if it was from the heat because it was a hot summer night but come on. She could have wash down there. It smelled worst than the department of sanition. Me and my fiancé just laughed at the story.

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Uhmmmm...............................TMI :eek:

Bad visuals

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Haha... tell me about it... sorry for the visuals... but this is something I might have to wake up to, unless she is exaggerating a lot.. which I hope she is. Lol!

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Haha... tell me about it... sorry for the visuals... but this is something I might have to wake up to, unless she is exaggerating alot.. which I hope she is. Lol!

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LOL... you may need to buy her some sponge pants :D

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haha... Tell me about it... Sorry for the visuals... But this is something i might have to wake up to, unless she is exaggerating alot.. Which i hope she is. Lol!

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Sleep on the couch! Lol

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LOL..............you may need to buy her some sponge pants :D

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Or some Depends adult diapers. :eek:

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Ha!

My partner and I are waiting till we get married to do it, but she does tell me she wants me to do it during that time of the month too, so we'll see how I go. Thing is, she tells me the has a very very heavy flow. Half the time, when she gets up in the morning during that time, she says it looks like someone was murdered in her bed with the blood everywhere. Oh well, thats something for me to look forward to I guess. Lol!

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Maybe she should with a towel under her. Why is there blood everywhere? Hehehe!

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Originally Posted by nikosmom

Or some Depends adult diapers. :eek:

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Yeah but when she takes it off the blood might get over everything. Hehe!

That's just bad!

Haha... she has a towel under her sometimes, but some nights, she forgets and that's when the murder happens. Lucky for me I don't live with her yet and when I do some visit her, her sheets are always nice and clean. Lol! I guess she moves around a lot at night.

Adult diapers... Lol... yeah I'm sure that will go down well with her. Interesting conversation:

Hi hun, I got you some adult diapers so you can use them at that time of the month.

The next night there is blood all over her bed anyway, because I was murdered for saying the word adult diapers. Lol!


(Don't worry, there is a spare room in the house I bought)... lol

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Yeah but when she takes it off the blood might get over everything. hehe!

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Ok! Ok! This thread is getting out of hand! :(

So do I win the worst sexual exp contest?

Other than the fact I ain't had sex with her yet, but I will in time, do I win? Lol ;)

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So do I win the worst sexual exp contest?

Other than the fact I ain't had sex with her yet, but I will in time, do I win? lol ;)

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Nope, have you read the other posts?

We've got poop, drool, rotten va jj's, douche fetishes, and kids watching... Holla back once you come out drenched like you're a star in a horror movie... :p

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Haha... she has a towel under her sometimes, but some nights, she forgets and thats when the murder happens. Lucky for me I don't live with her yet and when I do some visit her, her sheets are always nice and clean. Lol! I guess she moves around a lot at night.

Adult diapers... Lol... yeah I'm sure that will go down well with her. Interesting conversation:

Hi hun, I got you some adult diapers so you can use them at that time of the month.

The next night there is blood all over her bed anyway, because I was murdered for saying the word adult diapers. Lol!


(Don't worry, there is a spare room in the house I bought)... lol

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They have something you can buy at any major store. It looks like half a blanket and is made to absorbed anything. I used to buy it for my daughter when she litle because she used to pee the bed. Hospitals use it but the name of it isn't coming to me. Maybe I will think of the name in the morning.

I thought the spare bedroom was for me. :-( You hurt my feelings. Hehe

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Nope, have you read the other posts??

We've got poop, drool, rotten va jj's, douche fetishes, and kids watching... Holla back once you come out drenched like you're a star in a horror movie...:p

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Bahahahaha!!

Yeah I've read the other posts. Very interesting

So if I look like this, I'm in with a chance? Or more blood??

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...emakenoash.jpg

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Bahahahaha!!!

Yeah I've read the other posts. Very interesting

So if I look like this, I'm in with a chance? Or more blood???

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...emakenoash.jpg

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OK OK... I"m out of here :eek: :eek:

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They have something you can buy at any major store. It looks like half a blanket and is made to absorbed anything. I used to buy it for my daughter when she litle because she used to pee the bed. Hospitals use it but the name of it isn't comming to me. Maybe I will think of the name in the morning.

I thought the spare bedroom was for me. :-( You hurt my feelings. hehe

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Haha... cool cool, if you know what its called, let me know. Could save my life... Lol!

And sure, you can have the guest room, I'll sleep in the study... Better to keep my eyes open anyway just in case... :eek:

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Bahahahaha!!!

Yeah I've read the other posts. Very interesting

So if I look like this, I'm in with a chance? Or more blood???

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h1...emakenoash.jpg

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Honestly that made me jump! Good one! Honey if you look like that when your done you had a full course meal and loved it! Haha Then you win in my book.