What's this breakfast thing people keep talking about? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by JudyKayTee
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What's this breakfast thing people keep talking about? :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by JudyKayTee
I'm a little vague on the details so I can't answer that.
Oh god! When I get drinking I call myself Polly Pornstar. All shyness breaks free and you better lay back and enjoy the show... or ride.Quote:
Originally Posted by liz28
After a few shots of whiskey you can call me anything you like;)Quote:
Originally Posted by 88sunflower
After a few rounds of vodka I'm your best friend
After a few cocktails I'm just silly.
Different alcohol, different outcome when it comes to me.
Muddy's drink of choice: Three Wise Men Shot
Sarah
OK so I am on the 2" penis train here. I have had one of those. But the sadest part is, at the time he was older quite a bit. Had been divorced for a long time. But as we are getting ready to go at it I was shocked at how small it was and thought it was OK to go ahead. I am willing to try. But with some tricky moves he was able to finish. As he is laying there he feels the need to tell me he hasn't had sex in 14 years since his divorce. Oh god! I didn't know how to feel at that point. Happy to help him out or sad for his lack of... well he was hard to shake off after that right. I think OK I will try this again. Well this time around he apparently went out and bought some books to read on how to hit the g-spot and make a woman . He actually had the balls to take out the books and show me what he was studying and the pictures of the female organs the books said to explore and all this. I was speechless. I had to get out of there. I mean come on! Your 44 years old at that time, your showing me your reading books on how to have sex?? Hmmm that one scared me.
This one is super super gross to me. I had this boyfriend and we were out drinking one night. It was getting hot and heavy back at his place. We are taking off our clothes and ready to get the job done and instantly it hit me I was having my period and my tampon was in. Crap! I mean we were ready. Well I didn't know what to do. I pulled my tampon out and slid it down the side of the bed and the wall. I know super gross but I didn't want to lose the moment. Well we finished and fell asleep and I long forgotten what I had done since we were pretty drunk. A couple days later he finds it and asks if it was mine. I was like "NO!" haha like I would admit it. So he starts blaming his brother who lived with him at the time and his floozy girlfriend. I never said a word.
Well, there was the first time I had sex with my fiancé and we were planning on waiting a little bit because I wanted to show her that I respected her and all that. Well anyway, we were making out and rubbing all over each other when we decided to do it. Well, I grabbed a condom and we got to it. After a few minutes, she decided to stop and I agreed to her wanting to wait. Then I looked at the condom and was like, what the hell is all over the condom? It was a red condom and I thought somewhow the stuff was running off. Then I started smelling this horrible horrible smell and started gagging. I asked her what it was and she didn't know. I almost threw up before making it to the shower to wash off this "condom mess"
A couple months later I smelled the same smell and the condom was clear with a new red color and I learned that both of the times she had started her period and didn't know it yet. She knew it the first time but let me believe that it was the condom for a long time until she finally admitted it here recently. She was just to embarrassed to admit it. Lol
Also, there was a time when my friend had met met up with some girl to have sex with and he was really drunk and he was in the backseat of his car and just did get his window down in time to puke over her instead of on her and for some reason they continued to have sex.
Adam what do you mean by "you don't know what you would do with 2 inches either?" What would you doing with a penis anyway?
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Originally Posted by adam_89
You find menstrual blood to have a horrible smell and make you gag? There actually are people who have intercourse straight through their periods.
Anyone else have any thoughts?
Honestly - I'm surprised by this.
True story, my health education teacher in the ninth grade told the whole class that having intercourse while a woman was menstrating was what he enjoyed best because it was natural lubrication when you get older and women aren't naturally as wet.Quote:
Originally Posted by JudyKayTee
Telling a room full of fourteen year olds this... you can imagine how it went over? It still haunts me to this day, just the thought of this conversation taking place.
To top it all off, the teacher now shows up to my poker games and I have dealt and played with him a few times... I recognized him right away and he still has no idea how much he tramatized me.
Yeah, I don't think the smell was related to menstrual blood. I've had sex lots of times when my partner was menstruating, and the only difference was a little more (and more colorful) mess to clean up afterwards. Some women seem to get really horny during their period, and if their partner has enough sense not to be grossed out, he can have a great time.Quote:
Originally Posted by JudyKayTee
I guess post-menopausal women are SOL, huh? There's always K-Y, I guess.Quote:
Originally Posted by Justwantfair
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Originally Posted by ordinaryguy
Or men who take their time and know what they're doing -
OK, I've thought about this some more, and now I know what my worst sexual experience was. It was the last time I had sex with my wife. It was about five years ago, and I don't remember a thing about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by ordinaryguy
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Originally Posted by JudyKayTee
I have sex through my period. My husband could care less. I don't flow super heavy so its never an issue, but even so he doesn't care. Still feels as good and who cares, throw down a towel.
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Originally Posted by 88sunflower
Oh, good - I thought it was only me.
Nope, it's not just you.Quote:
Originally Posted by JudyKayTee
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Originally Posted by nikosmom
I've never had anyone comment on odor before, particularly to the gagging stage. That's what startled me.
Ya I agree I have no odor really. Hell there were times I was almost done and he would go downtown and never notice. Guess we are the lucky ones.Quote:
Originally Posted by JudyKayTee
Oh god is there going to be a thread on our cycles now? Lol
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