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  • May 11, 2009, 08:45 PM
    IWHO
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Haha... thanks... yeah I can imagine how it would be, so I'm glad I don't have to deal with any of it right now... :)

    Oh, the joys of what is to come... lol... :p
  • May 11, 2009, 08:48 PM
    BlackVY
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by IWHO View Post
    Oh, the joys of what is to come.....lol.....:p

    Haha... yes... "joys"... lol ;)

    (Im going to be sleeping in another room 3 days in a month)
  • May 11, 2009, 08:49 PM
    IWHO
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Haha... yes... "joys"... lol ;)

    (Im going to be sleeping in another room 3 days in a month)

    3 days? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... :D
  • May 11, 2009, 08:52 PM
    BlackVY
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by IWHO View Post
    3 days? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...........:D

    Ok then... maybe a week... if its more than that, I'm going to be in trouble... Lol!

    How do women bleed for a whole week every month and still have enough energy to yell at men so much, and blame in on PMS... lol
  • May 11, 2009, 08:56 PM
    IWHO
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by BlackVY View Post
    Ok then... maybe a week... if its more than that, I'm going to be in trouble... Lol!

    How do women bleed for a whole week every month and still have enough energy to yell at men so much, and blame in on PMS... lol

    Talent baby... lol...

    And hey, wouldn't you be yelling if you had to do that for a week EVERY MONTH too?
  • May 11, 2009, 08:58 PM
    BlackVY
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by IWHO View Post
    Talent baby......lol....

    and hey, wouldn't you be yelling if you had to do that for a week EVERY MONTH too?

    Haha... good point... Hope I never have to experience that...

    And yeah, I would say women are pretty talented... ;)
  • May 12, 2009, 08:19 AM
    adam_89

    That was hilarious Smoothy
  • May 12, 2009, 08:31 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    That was hilarious Smoothy

    Umm, I didn't know Smoothy had posted on this thread... :confused:
  • May 12, 2009, 08:33 AM
    adam_89

    Umm, are you trying to be mean? He didn't post by the way.
  • May 12, 2009, 08:33 AM
    88sunflower
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Umm, I didn't know Smoothy had posted on this thread...:confused:

    I was thinking that but just left it alone! Haha thank you
  • May 12, 2009, 08:35 AM
    nikosmom
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by adam_89 View Post
    Umm, are you trying to be mean? He didn't post by the way.

    Why would I be mean to you Adam? Your post said "That was hilarious Smoothy"
  • May 12, 2009, 08:40 AM
    liz28

    Adam is referring to the greenie and the comment left by Smoothy, on the page 17.

    Adam do you have PMS? Hehe
  • May 12, 2009, 08:42 AM
    adam_89

    Thank you Liz, you are the only one smart enough to figure that out. On the other hand, rude enough to make fun of me like the others. I wonder myself if I pms. Haha
  • May 12, 2009, 10:26 AM
    smoothy
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Umm, I didn't know Smoothy had posted on this thread...:confused:

    Actually it was a rep that I said on post #167 where I commented.. "if it was me with 2" I'd join the monastery to save the embarrassment". And any poor shmuck with only 2" is going to have a LOT of that in his life.
  • May 12, 2009, 01:43 PM
    Catsmine
    This has me confuse - ed.

    NURSE!

    My brain...

    HURTS!
  • May 12, 2009, 01:58 PM
    liz28
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    This has me confuse - ed.

    NURSE!

    my brain ...

    HURTS!

    Why does your brain hurts? Did you eat too much ice cream and then it gave you brain freeze?
  • May 12, 2009, 02:30 PM
    Catsmine
    Liz,

    Google "Firesign Theatre"

    It's an oldie
  • May 12, 2009, 03:38 PM
    BlackVY
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by 88sunflower View Post
    Hey Black I went to bed last night with us talking about your soon to be blood blath, and now I sit here at work and we still talk about it. See what you started.

    Haha... don't worry... its all over now... no more blood ;)
  • May 12, 2009, 04:39 PM
    jenniepepsi

    Haha is it too late for me to join in this conversation? Its all so funny. I've been sitting here reading all of it and I find myself wanting to say so much!
  • May 12, 2009, 04:42 PM
    friend4u178
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    haha is it too late for me to join in this convo? its all so funny. ive been sitting here reading all of it and i find myself wanting to say so much!

    Fire away Jennie :cool:
  • May 12, 2009, 04:46 PM
    BlackVY
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by jenniepepsi View Post
    haha is it too late for me to join in this convo? its all so funny. ive been sitting here reading all of it and i find myself wanting to say so much!

    Haha... its never too late... and there is always room for more stories... :)
  • May 12, 2009, 04:46 PM
    Catsmine
    Jump in with both feet, Jenni.

    Liz, it's an old comedy troop
  • May 12, 2009, 05:01 PM
    liz28

    I read the introduction of the book Catsmine and it was funny. I ordered it off Amazon because it seems interesting.

    Over the weekend I went camping with my fiancé and friends. By the night everyone was having a good time and 2 of my friends went in the woods to do the dirty deed. However, a few minutes one of my friends returned without the girl and everyone was like "where your girlfriend?" He said, "he ran off because he heard a coyote" Some boyfriend she has.
  • May 12, 2009, 05:03 PM
    IWHO
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by liz28 View Post
    Over the weekend I went camping with my fiance and friends. By the night everyone was having a good time and 2 of my friends went in the woods to do the dirty deed. However, a few minutes one of my friends returned without the girl and everyone was like "where your girlfriend?" He said, "he ran off because he heard a coyote" Some boyfriend she has.

    Gee, the kind of guy EVERY girl wants... NOT! :rolleyes:
  • May 12, 2009, 05:18 PM
    jenniepepsi
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by liz28 View Post
    I read the introduction of the the book Catsmine and it was funny. I ordered it off of amazon because it seems interesting.

    Over the weekend I went camping with my fiance and friends. By the night everyone was having a good time and 2 of my friends went in the woods to do the dirty deed. However, a few minutes one of my friends returned without the girl and everyone was like "where your girlfriend?" He said, "he ran off because he heard a coyote" Some boyfriend she has.

    Hahah wow. That's all I can say is wow.


    So how is everyone this fine evening? Or morning, or afternoon, which ever the case may be for you :D
  • May 12, 2009, 05:22 PM
    jenniepepsi
    Quote:

    liz28 agrees: I Google it. Is it s a book?

    Nah it's a comedy show. :P
  • May 12, 2009, 05:25 PM
    JudyKayTee
    [QUOTE=Comments on this post
    jenniepepsi agrees: maybe she had an infection?[/QUOTE]



    Good question - person who posted never came back to let "us" know he was gagging - if it's simply menstruation or something else.
  • May 12, 2009, 05:30 PM
    Catsmine
    Liz

    They got coyotes in New York? Or was that an excuse?

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